Oney Plays Croc (Complete Series)

[@MistyDusker]

1:14:48 I love Zach preparing a Middle Eastern impression and going on with his business and Chris catching his ass.

[@Jack_Woods]

_Bu-..!_ Woah Zach...

[@torisu_exe]

prt

[@Abdega]

@@Jack_Woods “I didn’t do anything …”

[@jordanolson11]

yeah fuck yeah man, I wish there was a super hero in real life that was in every comedy club that when ever someone said something offensive they would stop them... heheh... especially if it's not even offensive hehe...

[@DANEMAN5]

It’s soo subtle haha. I just got to that part and it killed me.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

After all these years I still come back to this playthrough, just to wonder in awe at the vastness and multitude of its realms.

[@ericocypriani2308]

WHAT

[@douglasdiggins8296]

WHAT!?

[@ScottButlerAct]

KERSPLAT!!! I was the lead artist on Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (1), so many great memories! Love the Croc videos here on KZbin, thanks for playing our quirky little game! I now do conventions meeting the fans, signing merch/games etc, been so much fun! Hope you are all having a Croc-tastic day! Yazoo! - Scott (at scottbutleract)!

[@HrvojeGrahovac]

My childhood

[@ChillaxingJay]

I will always love this game's art style, its so charming and memorable. Thanks for helping make one of my favorite games growing up, good sir.

[@SkibidiOrangOfficial]

Thank you so much

[@owene2530]

Can you please draw croc pregnant?

[@SethBoothpoo]

​@@owene2530no baby kratos

[@bhgameman]

22:50 I love how Jesse goes from hating Croc to trying to pitch it back to Walt in about five seconds.

[@TheWyman55_]

Just like breaking bad

[@Something_Maybe]

“He’s a little crocodile in a backpack, why don’t you like?”

[@holyhedo]

1:27:35 in n out burger

[@SpectralSlugger]

1:10:10 I had to watch like this whole thing just to find the part where zach says Zapp Branigan so if you were looking for it too here it is

[@honeyphantomssss]

THANK YOU SM

[@IDip_LordI]

I feel like this was Zach’s inspiration for Gwimbly

[@gamerguy247365]

11:43 the little yellow bird is 1-1 the Mr frog show bug too What a filthy hack!

[@Bbhaddi]

That would imply that croc fell out and last time I recall I've played crock 64 (the 64th muthaforking game brotha)

[@greekfire995]

Ooh-ooh-oooooh!

[@owene2530]

​@@gamerguy247365 look man, idk who you are, idk why you're being mean to him, but you need to start being nice to him right now

[@johnbongornio2585]

Gwimbly was a real game from 1998 for the PlayStation and the SEGA Saturn

[@WowThereBuddy1]

“Nintendo just released a Richard Spencer amiibo” That’s the funniest shit

[@b00mcake]

48:43 was without doubt the best integrated scream you have ever edited

[@alwayshere6956]

So hard to hear

[@Tyler-mx5kt]

I heard that too and thought I was losin my marbles man

[@PillsburySoyboy]

48:43, because I'm a massive autismo I recognized that the death shriek of the little creature was actually just Zach.

[@b00mcake]

RIGHT? its probably their best sneaky sound effect they've done

[@burlone4342]

YEAH

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@b00mcake If you listen to the videos past this, very rarely you'll hear the little shriek. I know I heard it in another video. Just not sure which one.

[@evancooper7510]

There's a bunch of them in this video, I keep hearing them

[@diddlenfiddle7311]

I thought it was pretty obvious honestly.

[@BeebusJan]

57:20 Why is Lyle's Alex Jones impression so good

[@84everfan90]

Because it's no different from j Jonah Jameson

[@LockheedLazar]

1:25:26 his ben shapiro is weirdly on point as well

[@arealhuman826]

@@84everfan90 shut up hater

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

​@@LockheedLazar Lyle watches right wing content theory

[@bananagal5315]

There are over seven realms in this- *WWHHHAAATT*

[@Duenschissdoktor]

i laughed like four minutes at that scene

[@stuv1996]

41:11

[@pongo1342]

Roslina Tamold thanks

[@Lunarthewolf]

WHHATT

[@SirPonicus]

The joke so good they played it twice

[@SmackSquatch]

I wish there were more series' with our funny boy Zachariah.

[@Bamshki_Buu]

Hell yeah

[@MrConredsX]

He is a golden by Zach

[@amaya2728]

I miss Zacharie

[@TrueCarthaginian]

I wish the opposite. He made my favorite channel unwatchable during his stay here. I hope he never returns.

[@strange4414]

TrueCarthaginian that is very ouchiewawa

[@xraventhegreatx]

"Ooo, little characters in cages? I'll do that IRL."

[@ActuallyAbdullah]

RavenTheGreat that didn’t age well did it

[@xraventhegreatx]

@@ActuallyAbdullah It sure didn't

[@MemeMan42069]

@@xraventhegreatx Yeah Obama's policy should really be changed lmao

[@Yayofangamer16]

MemeMan oof

[@adamcormier9312]

@@MemeMan42069 it actually started in the 90s with Clinton because many children are not travelling with people who are related to them, also known as human traffickers

[@WafflesOWNz]

48:43 I love the little edits of Zach screaming for a split second when an enemy dies.

[@CuhShark]

Chris - "There's over seven realms" Zach - "w̶͚̻̋͂̔H̸͚̝̟͗̅̾̌͜͝a̵̢̡̖͓̪̅̔͜T̴͓̹͙͈̖̹̃?"

[@reopuraimu4962]

20:57 little did Lyle know that Croc was originally pitched as a Yoshi game and ostensibly "influenced" Mario 64.

[@andyukmonkey]

and Nintendo said no so hard it didn't even get made for the N64

[@tbnwontpop8857]

I think I remember it even got to the point where Miyamoto eventually apologized to that team for essentially taking their ideas

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

5:38 Never gets old.

[@ImpracticalShield]

Fun fact this game was actually originally a yoshi game licensed by Nintendo, butbthey changed their minds partway through development, but the developers liked the game so much they reworked it into it's own title

[@mcsweats7460]

43:03 Chris saying something that actually shocks Zach is the funniest thing

[@Gob.]

I really want to know what he said

[@oak7741]

@@Gob. george oscar bluth jr?

[@Gob.]

@@oak7741 unfortunately, no. I am simply a little green goblin 🧌🧌

[@BunnLilah]

@@Gob. He said "yeah f*ck coming out about-". LGBT stuff is usually phrased as "coming out of the closet" or "coming out as" so I don't think it was that. With Zach being genuinely shocked plus the phrasing, my guess is "coming out about being r*ped"? Not sure if KZbin allows that to be written in comments so censored it just in case lol...but I think that would fit.

[@santisinferno]

@@BunnLilah Yeah I think you got it, makes sense with the conversation going like Chris: I would give you props for being so brave to do that... Lyle: Making an over 9 thousand video? Zach: Yeah Chris: Yeah fuck coming out about getting graped, that'd be way more brave. Zach: Oh my god, that actually shocked me... And so on

[@RobbieRothschild]

It just goes to show, crocodiles live far more eventfull lives than what we humans even care to acknowledge.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

I hope mine had many great adventures after I flushed him down the toilet.

[@Yayofangamer16]

Jaden Griffin LOL

[@Octopetala]

@@Hi_Just_Fred nice family guy oc, wanna do penile vore?

[@Punchodile]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a crocodile should be able to fly

[@diegosanchezescobar2159]

22:40 it's usually Chris and Zach who do the best impressions, but Lyle did Breaking Bad better than them lmao

[@sandwich3770]

None of them really got Gus down though

[@123ili]

chris' jesse was alright

[@corsojames]

he has a good alex jones too 57:20

[@Kanohoro]

53:59 The genuine emotion and panic displayed in this scene is a feeling is Oscar-worthy

[@xXbrownmouthXx]

Zach said "I never played Worm Odyssey" like he was a disgraced politician admitting to it under oath in court

[@MrConredsX]

OneyPlay - 100% awesome OnePlay+Zach - 200% awesome

[@neonflare7809]

OnPla+Zach+Lyle - Epic Gamer Moment

[@TheDarkMiasma]

I wish Zach was 100% parr of the channel and not just a guest.

[@darby2956]

M o

[@cynical8330]

@@TheDarkMiasma At least we get smiling friends out of not having him on all the time.

[@VyxentheFox]

Oney+Zach+Lyle= me doing a lil croc jig

[@amaya2728]

41:09 "How many realms are there-- WHAT" Happens twice

[@elote7628]

It’s because they reused it for the beginning of the next episode

[@Timmehhemmit]

If I had my way the entire video would be that 100 times over

[@tulnicular3162]

There are, in total, 14 realms

[@Yayofangamer16]

Jamison Rosario WHAT

[@th3d3wd3r]

WHAT!?

[@Lattrodon]

37:32 "Your 99 year old wife after 92 years of marriage" ...BRUH

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Oof didn't even catch that on first watch

[@thegirlwhowaited6316]

7

[@SeanEncarnado]

Lyle married a 7 year old

[@braden24]

They married when they were both 7 it’s normal from where Lyle is from

[@naterk9460]

Go go gadget, I've called the police

[@dobadobadooo]

The conversation at 1:08:47 always cracks me up, I love genuinely intimidated Chris seems to be of this guy.

[@Heavysweating]

Anyone know what clip he's talking about? Tried looking up, Shane Brannigan seems to be closest similar name but he doesn't quite give off that kind of energy.

[@doodly1152]

​@@Heavysweating looks up shane branigan nonce sting. Most of his videos got taken down but there's some clips out there

[@SchwerMetall154]

Man, looking back, Lyle's really loosened up since last year. Here he seems to wait before partaking in the joke, but now he's able to be to conduct a joke all on his own. Happy to see how much Lyle's progressed as a co-host, enjoyed his shtick since he made Halo 3 machinima and enjoy seeing him since he's dramatically reduced his time streaming.

[@Hippleton]

I don’t think he capable of making jokes. Chris and Zach do that for him.

[@humanure0]

@@Hippleton nah, he a funny boy too

[@maxp.c1330]

@@Hippleton this comment is wack cell brone

[@kazoden4225]

Lyle's has to reel back his humor for this show. He is amazingly vulgar and amazing in his own stream

[@adamcormier6513]

Lyle did halo 3 machinima? Amazin'

[@serranopepperproductions5118]

Pretty funny to come back to this playthrough after seeing the new episode with Gwimbly.

[@kodybuffettwilson]

Everybody mentions the "seven realms" bit, but the joke about Lyle's channel intro gets me just as good.

[@phantompop3192]

🪈 🐍 🏺

[@declanwhat]

This is what Kanye really meant when he tweeted croc.

[@AAtripleB]

I love listening to zach talk. I could listen to him for hours on end.

[@deltaknight2764]

His young-age stroke was probably the greatest blessing in disguise for giving us the most unique human voice ever.

[@DragonTamer31K]

You should listen to Zach's (old) podcast "Schmucks" if you haven't

[@TallTrees420]

When does Croc do his iconic victory dance?

[@Dersingoki]

"Abduul, you've eaten the *whole* piece of ham at once. God is gonna be pissed."

[@icypk6190]

"I'm gonna call Zapp Brannigan--what was his name?" *Chris and Lyle losing it* Gotta say I gave a hearty guffaw

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Don’t ever say that again

[@darpy5472]

Please say that again

[@drwning]

fun fact for all the gamers out there: the yellow substance excreted by ladybugs is actually their blood, which they release when they sense danger.

[@kiasmidt7678]

Metal

[@pleb9243]

48:43 that subtle Zach Pack inclusion always gets me

[@ylerta1]

they aren't kidding, that level killed the franchise

[@ylerta1]

@Rayne Dow probs one of the icy levels. I watched this a year ago man :(

[@ylerta1]

@RoachDoggJR I bring dishonor to my family.

[@jordanolson11]

1:20:05 I don't understand why but this is making me laugh so fucking hard, Lyle is so sarcastic about it but the comedic execution is so nonchalant and perfect.

[@ethanmiller1808]

My wife has been turned into a goat

[@Fillardmillmore]

I read it as "so fucking hard" and didn't realize my mistake until the second re-read. I was wondering what you found so stimulating

[@JC-tz7mf]

"Dad, you're a pedo! I'm gonna call Zapp Brennigan, what's his name?" XD

[@thelargeemployer]

1:09:42

[@metvl_slvg1838]

*Zachs Trump impression* "I was playing croc and i saw the little characters in cages and frankly i thought, that looks not so bad"

[@BootyBeef]

His Trump impression is the best I've ever heard. I fucking cry laughing every time I hear it.

[@metvl_slvg1838]

I know right? That whole exchange between zachs trump and chris' linkara had me dying lol

[@jonskillings1258]

10:51 Guest starring Arin Hanson

[@ghostedtoast8318]

Lyle does sound eerily identical to Arin there.

[@yoyhue1678]

thats really disturbing i thought it was canned audio

[@tjiiik]

I miss the Croc and Gobbo torture.

[@tjiiik]

Daga Qtawaru: oh damn, sorry for leaving you hanging for a month lol Man I gotta finish my shit so I can login discord again lol x2

[@TalexTheLich]

i love Lyle's laugh, like when hes really losing it.

[@kiasmidt7678]

He has a soothing cackle

[@TalexTheLich]

@@kiasmidt7678 That's an amazing way to describe it lol

[@germpot]

48:38 Lyle says "OwO", followed by the underwater goblin making a Zach scream after being smashed by a crocodillian.

[@bowpow]

54:17 snake charmer lyle is my favorite lyle

[@yoyhue1678]

God bless you for time stamping this

[@julieman13]

That’s the fucking Schmormu song

[@beemer9108]

Yes, in fact, Hippos do kill more people than Black Widow Spiders. Black Widow Spiders, surprisingly, don't kill all that many people yearly. Black Widow Spiders are actually known mostly for their defensive behavior, as they'll bite when they're threatened; however, majority of the time they are "dry bites," which do not inject venom. Most Black Widow bites don't require medical attention. Around 2,200 people are bitten each year, and among that only like 5-or-so people die each year from it. Hippos, on the other hand, are very territorial pack-creatures. Boats that "invade" Hippo territory will likely be seen as a threat and will be taken out by the Hippos. I would even venture to say, reasonably, that a hippo could take down a pontoon boat with no issue.

[@Kalslice]

I get so irrationally mad that Chris repeatedly convinces himself that the gobbos aren’t actually called gobbos

[@guillermoandresdiaz7284]

The game initially started development shortly following a successful relationship between Argonaut and Nintendo, with the former creating a processing chip for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System called the Super FX that was used in games such as Star Fox to display 3D polygonal environments. It was first pitched to Nintendo as a prototype for a 3D platform game in which the player controlled Yoshi from Nintendo's Super Mario series, but was ultimately rejected by Nintendo, ending the relationship and prompting Argonaut to retool the game as an original property. The game's characters and mechanics were designed by Simon Keating in his first-ever video game project. Justin Scharvona, Karin Griffin, and Martin Gwynn Jones composed the game's music, while Jonathan Aris provided the voice of Croc.

[@beep_the_foolish]

That's awesome! *sharts violently* oops sorry about that lol

[@niono1587]

Thanks Guillermo thats really intrestin 👍

[@VEE0034]

@@beep_the_foolish all good man tee hee

[@johnnygreenface]

If any game has an excuse for quick swimming it would be the game where you play as a crocodile.

[@yoghurtlord1745]

This video has a lot of gold moments but 1:14:48 - 1:15:09 is the absolute peak for me

[@DrLazerbeam]

in the UK in the 90s, we had these prisons that kids could go into to see what their lives would be like, we called them Youth Clubs. You could only play Croc there. nobody else has ever owned it.

[@JamJamPlayzz]

Love coming back to this classic for the "Whil of the whelfnf"

[@Geckey53]

46:30 the second part is surprisingly believable.

[@AAA-qm9km]

It sounds so robotic, it's perfect

[@MikeBohl]

"I AM THE ONE WHO CROCS!" - Walter White

[@brappsniffs3924]

Jesus

[@domibark]

36:45 "What is a Neopet, like a little fuckin acorn man?" almost had me puke my coffee up I laughed so hard.

[@megavidaeos]

Hearing them talk about the things they had planned for Hellbenders makes me sad.

[@SpykeTheSU]

this series is a powerhouse of classic running gags, one off jokes, and general Zachitude!

[@nillthagoat]

1:00:08 - 1:00:54 is a really under appreciated moment.

[@soulofavagabond6919]

8:12 There are two types of friends whenever they react to your actions

[@gagedech674]

I had to look up who the Gobbos were at the start of this video and I was wondering why there was a poorly photoshopped sliver of shit across the Croc 1 and 2 game case art. It all makes sense now, goddamn it.

[@freehdmcgee2761]

I downloaded and played through DOOM II with the Oneyplays / Zach pack a few weeks ago. I knew they took some time out during the playthrough to make some funny vidya' noises, (which I had heard from the intro to the trailer for said DOOM WAD,) but I didn't think I'd actually hear them in the playthrough. At 25:37 , you can hear both Chris' *"Oooooh"* that plays when you encounter one of the Zombie Gunman, and I think right after follows a Lyle scream used for one of the demons. Good fun, I love digging for this kind of stuff. Thanks FunnyPlays.

[@daniisaurushax]

“I will count to ten! Ten, nine,...”

[@ElGordoBandito]

Zach makes me squee, and Lyle makes me XD And also question the authority and motive of the federal government

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Lyle makes me want to destroy an establishment.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

You know what, anarchy doesn’t sound so bad anymore

[@michaelberger2637]

My girlfriends husband keeps bitching about DingDong and Joolian leaving.

[@RobbieRothschild]

The bull must be consulted

[@Cynnabuns]

I don't think people got the joke...

[@SpellboundWolf]

That must be really annoying.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Zach fans would be the cucks though.

[@crookbrother]

TrueCarthaginian actually the comment implies that he is the one cucking you nerd

[@JimothyRoss]

At 10:45 He sounded like Arin a little too much

[@nathanvelotta]

It’s actually scary

[@WafflesOWNz]

Love me some Arin rage

[@SeanEncarnado]

I can’t unhear it now

[@myfriendbreadman]

Legit one of the funniest series I’ve ever watched

[@nurgleGurgell]

8:45 lyle's classic iconic one eye

[@bhgameman]

So did Zach gaslight Lyle into believing he had goosepimples, or did Lyle and Zach gaslight US into thinking he DIDN'T get goosepimples from Croc?

[@patrykzukowski7471]

27:13 I'm sorry, but can we just give an Oscar to Zach for this sound?

[@metheguywhoisalive]

I get the feeling Lyle feels slightly intimidated by Zach, and that Zach knows that and uses it to mess with Lyle.

[@Efrenxrazor95]

Nate Jo yes

[@josephpasquale2415]

43:03 I wish I knew what he said that shocked Zach that bad

[@Blubberbusen]

I think he said:"Yeah, fuck coming out about-... " He's most likely refering to "Coming Out" -Videos of youtubers

[@porkeyminch8044]

I'm guessing he said "fuck coming out about getting raped" but I could be wrong.

[@Jokerhamil]

It's either something really dark or something shocking about a public figure but something tells me that whatever rotten foul secret thing lyle said is true

[@kenwynnelson6340]

@@porkeyminch8044 there was that story about the time he woke up to a girl on top of him and him shoving her off and ignoring her. but i really have no idea what could shock zach into that reaction.

[@jordanolson11]

48:41 love zach's voices here

[@nonyabizznu5087]

Thank you! I don't know what it is about this playthrough, but I keep coming back to it. Lol If you made this complete series video because the regular playlist was getting more traffic than usual, well, you probably have me to thank! Haha I'm not saying you should play more Croc, but I really do like these old 3d platformers. Maybe I'm just nostalgic, but those are some of my favorite videos of yours.

[@anamethat]

I wish I knew what Chris said at 43:05. Unless it was just the usual. Zach's reaction was palpable.

[@mitchpanzee]

They were talking about how the bravest thing you could do is post an 9000 Goku video and Chris said “Yeah f*ck coming out about ******” so he probably something about a rape allegation

[@ryandeeken1554]

my guess was that he said f****t

[@CeCe-wg8bm]

Finally, my craving for almost two hours of Croc playthrough has been satiated.

[@ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004]

The Will-o-the Wisp is probably my favorite Zach voice

[@NoArmsSally]

is this where they got Zac's screams for Boney Plays 2019 censors?? 27:00

[@squeegeemcgee]

most definitely, 27:19 is unquestionably the scream

[@luissantiago5163]

Man I forgot about this playthrough. This was so good.

[@DailyCorvid]

First thing I did was read like 3400 comments about how this channel has gone downhill and sucks now. Then proceded to watch 4 hours in a row lol MY FATHERRRR this stuffs fucking ace

[@KyndlingStoneCB]

The fact that this game is now getting remastered and they now have the chance to finish it fully is something that should happen.

[@84everfan90]

1:27:58 LMAO HE'S TALKING ABOUT MR. BEAST

[@Ducks4lif3]

Zachs trump doing the characters in cages bit is timeless.

[@AsTrO-864]

I love that they talked about hellbenders for even just one second

[@alexanderhaaf8667]

The best part of this series is obviously 1:38:12

[@J.Skyler]

BBC- Big Boy Croc

[@ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004]

1:30:59 one of my favorite segments of all time

[@ankd956]

Magic Mouse, Clutches the wand and hisses yes

[@boredwarlock5216]

"He's not as fucking good as markiplier" 1:14:48 Steven Hawking orders McDs 46:29 Now that's what I call even more George Lucas 1:31:00 Walter white 22:26

[@NuiHarimeNo1]

So....heard theres a new Croc remaster boys!

[@blissfulzane715]

So glad someone else came to this video after the announcement lmao

[@carloscarmona1523]

Over 7 realms for the modern era!

[@NuiHarimeNo1]

@@carloscarmona1523 hopefully its not a croc of shit

[@xBezerkerrr]

I like how 1/4 of the comments on the announcement are just oneyplays references

[@freakazoidCAS]

I can't wait for the Zach scream voice pack to get added in the remake, they confirmed it!

[@emerald7537]

41:10 Fucking kills me everytime

[@oculoids]

So im no tripping when im saying its repeated

[@bootnad]

​@@oculoids no. I was thinking that too. I fucking lose my shit every time though

[@alexiryo]

im so glad it repeats lmfao so i dont have to

[@planetzdr]

Thank you. Was looking for this comment

[@tee-bird-10]

what?

[@silentnightstriders]

Yoooo! I’ve been looking for this game for years! I couldn’t remember what it was and here it is!! Hell yeah

[@BlueElitefromHaloCE]

19:45 missed opportunity for Lyle to call himself a Crocophile

[@dingus6219]

54:17 time stamping this for myself

[@alexanderhaaf8667]

The sleepy cabin crew keeps bringing up youtubers before they get big. Chris brings up Mr Beast in this video, and Cory brings up Idubbbz in an episode of sleepycast

[@swaaws]

22:50 the very start of Zach’s Jesse impression is probably one of the best I’ve heard

[@hikanix1235]

27:13 - "The Gibberish Of An Autistic Alien" 27:20 - "The Battle Cry"

[@Meadowlockdown]

The Breaking Bad Impressions @ 22:38 lol

[@Tyway]

I honestly couldnt tell if Mr Boss screaming I Fcking Love Science! In smiling friends was them making a nod until i rewatched this

[@mannreelmen2601]

The old classic iconic saying of how Croc can bring out the best and worst in people is proven true here

[@Blue-df3zz]

Croc was a defining moment in the Oney letsplay lore

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Ok everyone do your best Japanese girl impression Chris: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO