SUPER MARIO WORLD (Complete Series)

[@yaogwai]

Cory sitting in the car adorned in his ceremonial garbs while his skin violently reacts to the LA air will forever be my favorite OneyPlays moment

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Albanian Cory

[@The_real_Gorgo]

The pressure of air was much greater inside of his skin than outside his skin He almost burst into a big cloud of confetti that day

[@starlamytruelove]

Then his skin starts to blister like that one guy in the movie, Legion.

[@pepsiman7453]

This compilation is 150 minutes long. Cory said he would beat the game in 15 minutes. Therefore, one Cory minute is 10 minutes long, he beat the game in 15 Cory minutes

[@BeanbonVG]

Cory time is distorted compared to human reality

[@wuvumgywgy]

He has Frieza's perception of time

[@feckoffthePRvillain]

Y... Yay?

[@goobo9357]

AAAAACTUALLY, he said he could beat it in 40 minutes, check your math nerd

[@kingkane]

@@wuvumgywgyGRANTED, granted, he DID hold up both his hands and his foot while levitating the controller when he said that.

[@munkimoto2294]

I love how cory’s descent into madness is established in the first like 30 seconds. Never change

[@41dn]

The thing about Cory's descents is that he never rises from the last time he descended

[@pepesilvia429]

​@@41dnhe hits rock bottom and rages his way through the cold stone floor to unimaginable depths

[@Kajlj5000real]

Cory if the xbox dpad was good

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

“A calorie a minute keeps the doctor a spin it” -Joshua Tolmar

[@SodieEnjoyer]

A calorie a minute is actually a fairly healthy daily amount, maybe a little under what tomar should be eating but DEFINETLY enough to make a doctor a spin it

[@sirlimen333]

Crazy to think this series is only 40 minutes or less

[@technicallyjazz]

such a boring playthrough, only 15 minutes

[@elansleazebaganno]

@@technicallyjazz I can't believe we doubted Cory's ability to beat the game in 15 minutes

[@Pertlight]

Erm, do you even know how to count?? Actual idiots, it’s 2 and a half hours long.

[@Florpus]

It ended before they put the game in the emulator cartridge

[@somecitrus7561]

The Tolmar bit was like a perfect opportunity to actually use the correct definition of "gaslighting" "And we blew it"

[@mushroompizzalad3965]

Lol hellbenders

[@kevinsteel7875]

Next time Cory plays anything he's remotely good at we need a heartrate monitor and a facecam

[@scarletcrusader5431]

The facecam is in the top right corner

[@aniyilator]

@@scarletcrusader5431 Literally, this guy must be confused

[@laymonsteeling9666]

@@scarletcrusader5431so what ur saying is we only missing the heart monitor

[@saladparfait]

​@@laymonsteeling9666it's there if you watch his chest closely enough

[@flipposlippo1510]

don't forget his signature pizza slice and bottle of coke

[@masonseymour2455]

Cory isn’t reacting well to the LA air

[@TinMyManDude]

He never has

[@spoopyskeleton2010]

Probably just allergic to youtubers

[@nerdstorma8427]

The LA air is just Zach's breath after drinking pure cooking oil and nothing else for 40 days and 42 nights

[@TinMyManDude]

@@epoorikkius6079 too many gyros and sonic games in La broke him

[@bigaaron]

@@nerdstorma8427 jesus fucking christ man

[@justkon1789]

1:16:00 I love how wrong yet accurate Corey’s Mario movie prediction was

[@gibstar]

it is surprisingly satisfying

[@jackalexande]

I have to watch the Mario movie to see how accurate he was

[@RoachCatJr]

@@jackalexandealright dude go ahead

[@meganek0597]

He wasnt accurate at all

[@Kwauhn.]

@@jackalexande Pls report back

[@RoachCatJr]

48:33 Cory does the Captain Falcon "Yes!" taunt so accidentally perfect

[@brianmonroy8867]

Cory was about 35 percent correct about the Mario movie, it was in Brooklyn and the music was from around the 80's

[@BlueLucario98]

You just summed up Cory perfectly. He’s always almost right but at the same time always wrong

[@The_uglybastard]

@@BlueLucario98 less than 50% accuract, 100% confidence

[@Tulip_bip]

@@BlueLucario98 he thinks of the right thing and then when he speaks it get translated into cory language

[@heedseeker6155]

46:43 Cory has legitimately some of the best scream voice acting I’ve ever heard lmaoo

[@Casowsky]

It's one of my favourite sound clips ever

[@Jimbodawg]

Him singing The Eye of the Spider was also unironically pretty good.

[@TomAKAVeto]

Rewatching this on 9/11 because i know people who died at that shit

[@michaelbullen3104]

Died “at” that shit is the dumbest shit he could of said because it implies he had friends that died laughing at it and he just didn’t like that

[@jinxedjosie5934]

@@michaelbullen3104doesn’t that guy go back to the classroom because he wanted an apology? I might be misremembering but there’s more lore in the full video

[@michaelbullen3104]

@@jinxedjosie5934 Lmfaooo I think so I think he did end up going back in demanding an apology from the dude who called him 9/11 beard for sure all I know is that the entire situation is fucking ridiculous and the video is hilarious, I’m pretty sure SOMETHING out there goes into the deep lore lmao

[@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII]

⁠​⁠@@michaelbullen3104I can’t tell if it’s a fucking bit or not. 9/11 beard seemed to have uploaded the video himself, with his friend recording. He sits outside for a while goes back in. They apologize and the instructor says they are gonna end it for the day. Well, 9/11 beard and his friend don’t drive, so they are waiting for a someone to pick them up. While waiting they find out that they were silently kicked out of audition as they just replaced him for the scene. The whole video is a masterpiece. Discrimination by 9/11 joke at audition.

[@michaelbullen3104]

@@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII it’s so fucking perfect in how insane it is it’s perfectly orchestrated idiocy in every way to the point where it does feel like it could be a bit lmaooo, everything about the video feels like it’s made to be as STUPID as humanly possible so I wouldn’t be surprised if this is some Francis MTG Table Flip shit a la that dickwaffle Boogie. It feels like one of those scripted vids from THAT era specifically lol

[@TrinixDMorrison]

These last few completes videos have been such an eye opener for me and really put things into perspective. “Oh wow the Super Mario playthrough was only two and a half hours long? Huh…kinda felt like it’d be longer. Also, the Sonic playthrough is HOW LONG??? NINE HOURS??? HOW??!”

[@ogjuicebox5482]

That sonic playthrough felt so much shorter. At LEAST 3 hours

[@thatfunkyduck]

I know what you mean, 2.5 hours seems short but if you do the math it's like 9-10 episodes so it makes sense.

[@NDGRT-hv6yp]

Tbf Who wants to play as a fat italian man for more than 2.5 hours When its enough its enough

[@thexipherino667]

1:53:48 this bit right here … The Simpsons bit will always be the funniest thing on earth ! The thought of Homer strangling them both to death because they made fun of him for liking Mario is hysterical !

[@llwydvoid]

same dude, i honestly cry laugh every time I here chris yell "SHUT UP YOU F***ING B**CH"

[@SadBnnuy]

Chris and Zach's improv is the best part of this Especially 9:37

[@MeesterMan00]

S-sorry.

[@mati28287]

sory i ruinned it :(((

[@YTBeetle]

I love super Mario world. The colors blew my mind as a kid.

[@stylz1312]

Sounds like it made you stim

[@puketinmoarliek994]

@@stylz1312 born to stim, forced to meltdown

[@nobody_gtk]

in my earliest memory I still clearly see the color of the backgrounds on my uncle's little CRT

[@ForYourHealth744]

I’m STIMMING I’m STIMMING BLABEBEBELELELELEBAVABABALALLELELE

[@gigastrike2]

It was the main reason I preferred Super Mario World to Super Mario Bros. 3 as a kid.

[@stevemolenaar2890]

I really liked when they configured the controller for a lonnnng tiiiiiime

[@thomasshrum4006]

You're a good boy and deserve some Mac & Cheese

[@vincentparra1175]

I miss barry

[@beastythunder]

@@vincentparra1175 based

[@vincentparra1175]

@@beastythunder bassed*

[@millex324]

I understood that reference. 👉

[@MistaBrandoVA]

I’ve rewatched the original uploads of this one so many times, absolutely a classic banger play through to laugh at and relax to Cory screaming about the Xbox d-pad

[@Rhacman]

2:01:33 Chris sings the "real" version. 2:06:50 Chris sings another classic.

[@vivvus]

Have Fun! :)

[@Jaesee]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 2:06:50 FOR HALF A YEAR THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@Dannyboy017]

My favorite bit of editing from this lets play is the cory in the corner. I love that they edited it not only to get angry but to breathe just very slightly when he's just sitting there. Either that or I'm going insane.

[@SuddenElephant]

Idk what you're talking about dude, Cory isn't in the corner

[@Kajlj5000real]

​@@SuddenElephantcory isnt even in the series

[@SuddenElephant]

@@Kajlj5000real he doesn't exist

[@Kajlj5000real]

@@SuddenElephant cory who? Like the sleepycast guy?

[@SuddenElephant]

@@Kajlj5000real I think he might be one of Chris' old Irish friends

[@EnwardJim]

22:40 Did Zach just unintentionally make the fish eating a carrot sound?

[@crimsonpatty6152]

Haha

[@ProthPhenom]

Lol that's spot on

[@pimpjuice192]

15:22 as well

[@CrisisMoon7]

He was eating a long carrot stick off screen

[@spartandumpster1158]

I love when Tomar joins in on bullying Cory, cause he's usually the one getting tormented.

[@CasualRacerRed]

Can't believe Cory beat this game 10 times in this video. Wow

[@meatmobile]

what the hell is that ugly thing

[@Trynt33]

I thought he said 50 minutes

[@discipleofdagon8195]

[@jacksonhodge4638]

Wtf is that face?

[@PatienceKiss]

Chris being pissed and Zach being ashamed that Cory is keeping yellow mustard alive is such kino.

[@FewGuysFromFloida]

Chris is hard wired to say the most inflammatory thing possible at any given moment, and it’s truly a talent. Godspeed.

[@el.blanco552]

45:40 most underrated quote of the video, I can't help but chuckle every time I hear it

[@IAmBeowulf701]

Zach's best jokes are the ones that no one else catches. "So what you're saying is the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster?"

[@bunchoshapes5155]

i love how the first 5 minutes are dedicated to getting the controller to work

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

46:20 starts one of the greatest things in Oney history

[@eatshytforlife8751]

you mean this bit 1:38:01 and i wish i could see their faces while doing that.

[@DavidBunnyan]

I WISH I WAaAaAaAaS!

[@AmIntrigued]

I love Chris's monkey laugh the whole time he was raging 🙊

[@nickglover4620]

This is one of the best videos of all time, I don’t think it stops being funny in the whole run time, it’s so impressive

[@christineb1431]

Cory saying he would beat the game in 15 minutes then taking 15 minutes to complain about the controls gives me life

[@lifeofasalesman01]

The amount of time they spent on controls in the beginning makes me laugh so hard

[@moistoast2298]

9:44 will always be the funniest thing of all time to me

[@xavierhorn9825]

The silence after Chris talks is the best

[@BarrySmartey]

Corey sincerely apologising after his D-Pad rant is hilarious.

[@orangy57]

1:56:00 just timestamping my second favorite part of the series since I know the d-pad freakout will already be timestamped by someone else

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

Homer strangling Patty and Selma will live in my head forever

[@Thegoatone23]

1:53:23 don’t forget about homer wanting to get circumcised

[@dextergrif]

Some of my favorite moments on OneyPlays are when they’re just arguing about bullshit like with the button mapping at the start of this playthrough

[@sants2674]

I hope this becomes a classic complete, getting 500k views over 3 years amd getting reuploaded out of nowhere because Cory said "dumb"

[@lukerichardson3976]

I screenshot this for when it happens

[@johnyewtube2286]

It got 500k in 5 months. Instant classic.

[@matthewfunk6435]

1:24:28 “flip flopping Cory” gets me every time. Well done tomar

[@matthewfunk6435]

2:23:22 "super mario" trump voice always funny

[@JacksonLane02]

Gosh I love these complete series mainly because of how it's kinda like a binge watching for anyone who's missed episodes if the series and it's for watching the episodes without having to search them up after the last one ends

[@zainwinter]

1:06:09 Cory doing a weird jack black impression and immediately getting bullied

[@gingerpatties95]

THANK YOU I've been looking all over for this!

[@AstraVex]

1:42:17 - Zach had been waiting his entire life to say "YEEEEEEAH BAAABYYY!!!!!" more intensely than other human BEING has on this planet. ❤

[@thatfunkadeus]

Friendly reminder that Corys meltdown was because he didnt bind any diagonal movement controls to his joystick.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

"How about if I die?" >Dies immediately Classic Tomar game play

[@vitalmode2913]

15:23 Zachs voices here gets me every time

[@JLkeepinitrealdude]

“A calorie a minute keeps the doctor a spinute” ~Tomar the calorie cruncher

[@DailyCorvid]

46:10 THIS, this is what you came here for. Check out the editing on the pic-in-pic of Corey 🤣 10/10 . Corey Chris and Zach are the top bois.

[@DaRoachDoggJr69]

And Tolmar

[@DailyCorvid]

@@DaRoachDoggJr69 Tolmar the Gandalf Gollum

[@waterfrommypants]

Yeah and tomar is the top man because he's a man I think

[@RealNyanax]

i love how the editor commits to making the enemies do the sounds

[@DrHeinzy]

Yeah, Dex is great.

[@Strummie]

7:30 The way Chris delivers that line is my favorite moment out of any video.

[@d1ngus-dangus]

Sad they cut out the part where Tomar bashed Zach's head into the wall.

[@sants2674]

This a really unexpected accusation of Tomar's otherwise gentle character. I have never heard this.

[@The_uglybastard]

tomar had enough of zachs nazi hitler jokes frfr

[@IMortalNemesisI]

They always cut out the good parts smh

[@gigastrike2]

Wow, way to leave out the context. Zach's septum un-deviated suddenly, and he needed to re-deviate it to save his career.

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

@@gigastrike2 re-deviate!? 😂😂😂

[@bp7901]

Only real Coreyheads know that Corey said the game would be boring if he beat it in 40 minutes or less.

[@mver191]

He did this blindfolded with reversed controls.

[@KedamonoEdits]

@@mver191 wild wood

[@josegrandfather2692]

I really appreciate that the editors perfectly synced the audio to the footage of Cory playing the game in real-time in the corner

[@flameblood0]

I think Corey's prediction for the mario movie is like the most incorrect thing possible

[@WplusMouse1]

the only thing he got even a little bit right was it's before hes "super mario", the rest of it is so wrong but thats on brand for Cory

[@franciscoreyes7653]

He made it sound like a Minion's movie, man had no faith in the movie at all

[@matthewlizmi1912]

"He's gonna go YEAAAAAH" "What does he do?" "HegoesYEAAAH"

[@menialbee]

@@franciscoreyes7653 honestly don't blame him for at the time this was recorded, but recently movies have been much better, especially animated movies

[@franciscoreyes7653]

@@menialbee I mean there's always been good animated movies, this was only recorded 8 months ago. Corey is just super wrong, sometimes, most of the time

[@bingchaling3878]

“Oh my god… you’re awful.” -SpongeBob

[@PatricHerrera]

I love how as time goes on, Tomar is the most put together of them all. But we haven't forgotten the era of Batwing Tomar.

[@wubkey]

It will never cease to amaze me how perfectly it lines up with Corey screaming because he died and Homer getting circumcised

[@carkindozin]

Insane that cory was LITERALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DIAGONALS not working then when changing the controls he says “who tf uses up left why would i need that”

[@wuvumgywgy]

7:15 39:59 40:56 44:23 58:01 1:21:07 1:27:06 1:53:59 2:01:34 2:06:50 2:11:37 2:14:50 2:31:34

[@aepage3165]

Cory appreciating the Wii U D-pad is all I needed to hear.

[@DailyCorvid]

Still Nintendo's best ever console, Switch sucks I am disappointed it's gone nowhere and they killed off the Wii-U to promote it. I still have mine set up for BOTW, with gamepad motion bow shooting :) Good times.

[@Thegoatone23]

@@DailyCorvidswitch is good

[@Trynt33]

Only his brain can still access Miiverse

[@rhysspeight7142]

@@DailyCorvidthey killed the wii u cos it was a clunky piece of shit

[@DailyCorvid]

@@rhysspeight7142 Well I played it 500 times more than I ever played the Switch, that's the worst console ever imo. Waste of money.

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

Can’t believe we got complete series for all 3 summer spectaculars in 2 weeks of each other

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

Chris must be busy with Bowlbo

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@nearlyrighteouslad3213 I swear he has been tinkering with something nefarious these days.

[@benturner853]

The big Cory series really did get me through the summer, really glad I was there to see them live

[@MushieBLUSH]

I had this on while i was asleep and the ending part woke me up and scared the shit out of me

[@MrSolrac321]

Can’t believe Cory nailed the Mario movie

[@wakiloon]

1:43:12 I love how you can hear the faintest "Jesus Christ" from somone (probably Zach or Tomar lmao)

[@seshjuan42069]

Cory's huge D-pad rant doesn't hit as hard with all the ape noise censors. I understand why they censored it, but still....

[@VelvetAura]

This one is probably in my top 5 best oneyplays series

[@johnson9705]

1:54:13 is when the homer simpson is mad about not being circumcised part happens

[@draconicwindbane2056]

1:59:24 RIP JAWB, you were a good brother and a great father. if social media was around as much as it was when we were kids you woulda been famous man.

[@swaaws]

1:44:04 something about the transition from “you’re gonna die Chris” to “you really think so” is really funny to me

[@slowralious3446]

the best part of the cory face app bit is the fact that if you look up "spazkid cory", the photo pops up directly next to his name

[@SlyRyFry]

cory is gonna attempt this speedrun in a link costume at GDQ23

[@hanzolos1852]

43:10 improv error and 44:20 you brought it up are my favorite things

[@mcfearsun]

I like how they brought in Otts the Iguana only to completely ignore him in the SpongeBob Hypothetical

[@johnmcdonald6742]

2:05:12 Mario touching his Willy

[@khonsu6563]

THANK YOU I've been looking for this for way too long

[@poobfartman]

lemme in.

[@thadjarvis9514]

Thank you Oney and pals for so many laughs year after year week after week it's really a lot. I can't wait to play Bowlbo but please don't stress yourself to death on it

[@Ratworks]

Cory not knowing about the many free life exploits just builds the jankiest trail amongst a mass of mosquitos. Fantastic

[@realmoviefactsnotfake]

The worst part about 9/11 beard is after that video was posted he went on a whole thing about being an activism comedian and half the videos are just him arguing with the audience he is supposed to make laugh. That’s peak comedy tbh; when i go to open mic night i wanna be told how much of a POS i am.

[@DiscoBolante]

Wow, that's amazing, and sounds about right that he'd be doing that lol

[@silverboar5233]

46:09 the best part

[@Platinumyo]

I love that the improv bit they did was about an improv teacher

[@tonybippitykaye]

I remember when this series first came out. I thought it was a very funny one. It came at a decent time, when my girlfriend dumped me and it brought me a lot of joy. Though I knew one day it would come to haunt me. One day, I decided to go to a strip club. I was desperate for some kind of attention and I figured it would be the best place to find some. I was in the middle of getting a mid lap dance at my table when suddenly, I turned to my right in horror. In the distance, I saw a man sitting at a table, also getting a lap dance. He was wearing a white hoodie and glasses. His beard made him look like someone from the Middle East, but he was pale as snow. He looked into my eyes and all I could see was fear and confusion, as if he didn’t know where he was. The stripper who was assisting me said “oh him? That’s Cory. He’s a sweetie.” The fear and horror in his stare transferred to me. I pushed the stripper off me and ran out of the club, gasping for breath. Before I could get to my car, however, I heard in a graveled and evil voice; “You weren’t supposed to see that now…” I turned to see a hulking beast of a man, with a bald head and a beard the size of Texas, lumbering over me. The last thing I saw before blacking out was a giant fist in the shape of the Star of David. And that’s why I never go to stripclubs anymore.

[@2SI_Official]

this series NEVER gets old. good stuff

[@Cubekid10.]

I asked Tolmar for an autograph once and he wrote racial slurs on the paper

[@saint3106]

46:40 is one of the best screams ever recorded. ever.

[@zombiekiller7700]

Corys the type of friend that demands to come over to your house only to complain 5 mins later because its your house.

[@schnoz2372]

"Sorry i dont mean to yell" is my favorite part

[@jeetjeetly]

the only fucking part of the mario movie prediction cory was right on was the fucking 80s songs lmao

[@puketinmoarliek994]

He was right that mario fought donkey kong

[@Chachibenji]

The Cory Beck Stages of Grief: Anger Denial Thats it, just cycle back and forth between those

[@vincentparra1175]

I love the energy Cory brings, more chaos

[@FleedleDee420]

I love how they make fun of Tomar yet Cory is being like a complete airhead lmao

[@skyofroses6802]

Can't wait to watch this series for the hundredth time

[@nilktots6380]

The cold coffee "story" isnt even a story, theres no arc, its just the fact cory doesnt like the coffee selection and apparently doesnt realize you can easily boil your own black plain coffee

[@peppercherry9006]

cory not knowing how to set up the diagonal directions makes my skin react similarly to how his does to the LA air.

[@mikebroccoli9878]

I love the part when chris starts singing the hit classic "eye of the spider" and cory immediately dies

[@BebieHachi]

I came into this world as a skeleton and I'll exit this world as a skeleton.

[@deviledgregg237]

Cory trying for 20 mins to talk about coke coffee is the funniest thing 😂

[@th3d3wd3r]

Zachs "Yeah baby!!" fucking kills me dead

[@pepesilvia429]

That last one where he really accentuates the "by" hits the nail on the head, if the nail is a nail and the head is my circumcised acorn tip

[@Snurple02]

@@pepesilvia429 nah that last one was chris

[@lessersharks]

28:13 the armenian cory bit being capped by the abrupt cut to game over is so perfect

[@moopuspoopus]

2:16:37 Peter Griffon Play Mario World bit. You're welcome.

[@pavro_w0t719]

This long Simpsons bit is insane 1:53:40

[@floga10]

Every episode was a hit

[@iamdingus]

This is in the top 3 best oneyplays series of all time