ZELDA 2 (Complete Series) - Oney Plays

[@ATigerShark]

Tomar doing a Tomar impression is an immediate hit of dopamine.

[@Chef_Cookem]

He's doing a Chills impression tho

[@ATigerShark]

@@Chef_Cookem Yeah. That's what I said. Everyone knows that all let's players are actually Tomar just fucking with our heads to manipulate us into moving along the board as his whims dictate.

[@hasenpfefferoni]

Hearing Tomar do the Tomar impression almost immediately as the title screen comes in and he continues to read the story is so good, and we get little bits like that throughout the playthrough which is great, but if I had to choose one which is honestly tough to pick 1:32:30 never fails to put me in a good mood whenever I decide to relisten to the boys play _Zelda II: The Adventure of Link_

[@lanelanelane]

It’s a Chills impression

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Chrises genuine fear when he typed kkk and yelled "I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT" will always kill me

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@beth ivy it's at the start with the name

[@OIdPudding]

Chris's

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@OIdPudding technically it would be Chris'

[@OIdPudding]

@@AtomicFlounder42 you don't know that

[@AtomicFlounder42]

@@OIdPudding except I do

[@Masamatt90]

Chris being terrified of the darknut like a small child dodging their abusive dads punches is the best

[@whitetpoison5601]

“He’s f***** r***** me!”

[@awsomewolfman124]

Daddy dearest, everyone fearest.

[@AmIntrigued]

Then he'd SNEEZE into his child's mouth

[@MrFoxInc]

1:15:34 That legit just felt like a dumb exciting moment while playing games with your friends during a sleep-over or something. Wonderful.

[@MatrakenKEN]

I love how Chris' reaction to any new thing is to run away in utter panic

[@infinillac3683]

Chris is just a little kid having his dad show him what to do.

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Chris needs to get beaten by his dad.

[@ramonaclegg]

Tomar is his big brother.

[@outbakjak]

I know this is years old but just want to say this is the most fun I've had watching an Oneyplays playthrough. It's no Zack video but the gameplay is enthralling

[@Errow2281]

One day Tomar's going to do a Tomar impression and just get stuck like that. Then, and only then, will the world know his true wrath.

[@some_guy117]

“You all mocked me for far to long, prepare to face my wrath for I am now Tomar at full power”

[@HickoryChip0]

Jaxxy will probably go into hiding then

[@ichimatsu13]

Something something Lyle

[@thisguyerik_]

1:00:17 This part where Micks voice goes full on different just reminded me again that they are all (to some degree) voice actors.

[@PewPew_McPewster]

"Tomar Speaking in the Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy Voice" is a horribly specific compilation that I'd pay good money for.

[@TecTitan]

oh my god

[@porrigebrain5678]

Classic Tomar, using his Zelda knowledge to "Intimidate and belittle his opponents"

[@trajanfidelis]

Mick and Jeff need to show up more

[@MistyDusker]

Jeff is like, ''I make the games but don't PLAY the games.'' He's too cool to Let's Play for us.

[@vashwolfwood5899]

Yeah I feel like Mick is just a funnier Lyle

[@komodotheism8519]

I seriously agree

[@garrettlee9511]

He even did a Lyle-like laugh somewhere in there.

[@vampirehunterme]

Well, don't think that's likely these days

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

Ah yes the complete adventures of Oney fighting against his frienenemy, the dark sorcerer- Zach the number one gamer.

[@etherd]

I would really like to see more of this.

[@acreator823]

Its a complete series already. You know the rules

[@me_am_zac]

I would really, really like to see more of this

[@crypticwizard5504]

While I would like to see them try to complete the game they were getting close to about the half way point which is ridiculous and unnecessarily hard but I do agree

[@Leatherbubba]

They'd have to git gud. Trying to bypass all the Iron Knuckles isn't gonna cut it.

[@lemmingscanfly5]

Why don’t they play one of the repair hacks that make it fair and actually good.

[@TheWheatless]

This series is like a couple of kids playing video games after school in the 90’s

[@VolatileViolet]

Just as it should be. 😌

[@mega_bird700]

Chris: "help! help!" Darknut that trapped him in the corner: *stabs him repeatedly in the face and chest*

[@queti486]

That was the funniest part

[@CuhShark]

I just got a 'Tomar Alert' on my phone. Anyone know what that means?

[@youcarrytakeabath727]

He's found you... you don't have long...

[@mega_bird700]

Fucking run bro

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

My condolences

[@fishmagee5135]

Does anyone know Cuh Shark's family so we can let them know what happened?

[@orangesodawithnoice3189]

Cuh Shark run

[@otacon6566]

52:01 I'm here for Chris to write back what he said. If these guys spend so much time saying raunchy, naughty, nasty words all the time & yet still manage to get shock & awe in the form of "WHAT," it had to be gold. Please Chris. Please help me sleep at night again. I wuv you & your face so much.

[@Optim121]

for instance I can say N

[@sants2674]

Guys say yor guesses I think Chris said "Potato Nigger"

[@tangyturtle8745]

I have seen people say that judging on the length of the word, he probably said potato-(n word), it's a slur used against Irish people

[@spicy_toilet_water]

@@sants2674 that's fucking gold. Oh shit dude. And you said the full word dude. I seriously knew when I first heard that, that it had to be the ghost pepper of slurs. But now I know there is a such thing as an Irish version of the N-word. I can add this to my collection like General Grevious. But it's not lightsabers, it's curse words.

[@goobo9357]

@@spicy_toilet_waterThe ghost pepper of slurs😂

[@sprucegoose3620]

Chris, the word you were looking for is "Vanguard." The VANGUARD leads the charge.

[@MrRivech]

The cavalry to harass gamer girls the maiden Zoe

[@makeitthrough_]

In this playthrough they're actually trying to find the Triforce of Power Moves

[@riddlemethat5597]

That first shot a the Darknut was actually some really good footsies. Chris is in the zone and it's great to watch.

[@patch6867]

I genuinely just watched the playlist recently, this'll be good to sleep to still

[@KabuTheFox]

How would you even sleep to this? There yelling isn't exactly soothing lol

[@daltonjohnson3134]

@@KabuTheFox it is if you're used to it lol

[@xavierjimenez3230]

I do the same thing lmao

[@patch6867]

@@KabuTheFox Yeah they aren't close to ASMR-like, but I think I'm just used to their voices, even when they yell. I would call their outro for these pretty jarring, but I've gotten used to listening to it while I sleep lately.

[@GHOSTDATA]

@@KabuTheFox I sleep to their Visage and Spider Man 2 playthroughs all the time

[@vaguely_boring]

I wish that "it's only blobs" was a common figure of speech

[@JoJo-rm8lc]

32:08 “This is literally why you have to do and talk to everyone!” - Mick

[@hapydoog5439]

Gotta always love the thumbnails

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I love myself *TO* the thumbnails.

[@mattperjes6173]

I think the thumbnails are half of the joy of these videos

[@rambact5769]

Matt Perjes nah I’d say more like 46%

[@beepmoo8771]

You have to enjoy them, remember the not enjoying the thumbnail incident of 82?

[@tubeofyou8]

I love the thumbnails. I'm waiting for the day most of them get released in a Coffee table type flip book. All vibrant and glossy.

[@El_Omar2203]

1:22:03 ¨Tomar there´s all of your dead family"

[@4Bucket2U]

This game is super satisfying to play im glad they are experiencing the same, when you learn to land headshots on darknuts without fail is the best feeling from the nes

[@GrinningAries]

Chris' unbridled joy discovering this game was fun. I wasted too much time of two summer breaks on this one as a child, but they were fond memories. Underrated classic.

[@mcdrippyyt562]

The classic epileptic death screen

[@some_guy117]

I heard 5 million japanese kids got siezures and died, and if that didn’t kill them they would kill themselves, Imitating ganons laughter before dying

[@evansutcliffe1099]

@@some_guy117 i heard that they got realistic textures and starting bleeding from the eyes

[@some_guy117]

@Evan Sutcliffe close, there eyes bulged outta there sockets and the doctors claimed they were 10x more hyper realistic than any eye they’ve seen before

[@evansutcliffe1099]

@@some_guy117 nice pfp btw bb

[@cupcayuk]

@@evansutcliffe1099 negi gen 5

[@KE-yq2eg]

1:38:19 is where the animation starts.

[@jenson5643]

Super appreciated

[@reillyscanlan7985]

Thank you!

[@skullthrower8904]

Thank

[@thegreenestofmachines]

thanks

[@bloodeagle6458]

Beating this game has been one of the most satisfying things ever

[@DannyJordison]

This has to be one of my favorites they've done.

[@TravisRyerson]

Tomar reading the intro literally gave me chills.

[@jimmybob5541]

Total power move

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

*Funny comment that both involves the Zelda game series and Oneyplays traditional lore and humor as well as lifts your spirits and inspires you.

[@klc9807]

Thank you, champion.

[@ninja3212]

*Witty reply to your comment that reinforces the key elements of the original comment while also putting a unique spin on it to further lift spirits and inspire

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@ninja3212 I find that this is a very lazy and cheap way to try and get likes. I just feel like if you try harder and put some originality in your comments you can go way further.

[@ninja3212]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 okay bby......... *kisses brow* *rubs belly*

[@fishmagee5135]

Damn, that was funny, relevant, uplifted and inspired me, man

[@Top_Nepper]

I love how you look so confused after smashing that object.

[@PeriExe]

I would pay money to get the Blue-ray uncensored cuts of Oneyplays playthroughs

[@moottoriturpa7257]

59:33 I swear to god, that backround is melting my eyes when Link is walking. That hurts so bad xD Those tiles makes you lose your sight.

[@Akumaphyre]

This was fun to watch. I wish they had been able to complete the game though.

[@illusoryknowledge9307]

At 25:05 you all jest about the lady telling you that keys are for the palaces they are found in; however, it makes a lot of sense since, I believe in Zelda I you could use keys anywhere. Hopefully I'm not misremembering.

[@outbakjak]

"I've only got one Shtink!" Is a great sentence

[@ContentGarbageCan]

Mick keeps going back and forth on what the red potions do😂it's more magic

[@williamstensen5586]

Tomar development "you guys were immediatelly like 'that's tomar'!" to "oh it's me!!!"

[@reeetawd]

I love how Chris didn't even look angry as he smashed that thing

[@just_philtv2674]

All of these completes getting uploaded how much time do you think I have Oney?! Who am I kidding, I got time.

[@jameslansley8781]

Awesome! I played this as a kid, what a hit of nostalgia I totally forgot.

[@applehoneytea]

Woah mama... hubba hubba *eyes bulge out of head* WHOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Jaw drops to floor, tongue rolls out like a carpet*

[@iamthemilkman7682]

AWOOOGA AWOOGA *hits head with hammer repeatedly* YEEEEEEHAW *whistles* WHAT A DAME!!

[@some_guy117]

*HONK* *HONK* *whistles like woo wooooo” *Heart literally bulging outta my chest* *Drools in amazement but then shakes head to return to reality* Honey where have you been all my life

[@mega_bird700]

*the cardboard cutout of Tomar falls over and you hear his voice* "You guys are so fucking cringe"

[@ForsakenRealmCo]

1:49:47 that song is called “Gone, Gone, Gone” by Phillip Phillips for anyone who’s brain freaked out when they heard it and couldn’t put a name to the sound.

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

For NES RPGS like Zelda 2, Final Fantasy 1+2 and Dragon Warrior 1-3, you HAVE to talk to everyone because they are your only source of info on where to find secrets or important items or places in the game. You also need to look at the manual, as most NES RPGs didn’t have enough memory to have descriptions of items you pick up or buy. The manuel usually has every item in the game listed with a description and the stat number. Also, they’re usually beautifully illustrated and sometimes include a detailed backstory. Look up the Zelda 1 and 2 instruction books to know what I mean.

[@Night-Jester]

Eh I should probably comment once after watching hundreds of videos. I've wanted to say sooooo much and make so many in depth comments but I didn't...I refrained. So here goes here it is. This was delightful.

[@jacobbassa7450]

Youre not alone

[@Night-Jester]

@@jacobbassa7450 Howdy :) Good to know! I say go for it. I didnt want to at first because I didnt want to make comments and be annoying or look dumb but hey I've made several dumb comments recently and it's all ok.

[@natalyawatson817]

I have a cold right now and I sound exactly like Zach it’s great !

[@TheRaiko777]

Everyone please leave poor Tomey Womey alone he's just a man with his gemeralds

[@billyshakespeare488]

This game IS the original demon souls.

[@rambact5769]

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the Souls games were inspired by Zelda II. The engaging combat with an intertwining world. Oh and the thing that sticks out the most is the fact of the exp disappearing after you die. (and of course the insane difficulty)

[@billyshakespeare488]

@Genowave 100% fresh comments here, garunteed 100% fresh. No copypasta memes here.

[@travisreid9530]

@@rambact5769 Have to agree this game's difficulty is wack

[@666slateran666]

Technically kingsfield is. Hard platformers on the Nes are pretty common. Ninja gaiden anyone?

[@charlie1234500]

@@rambact5769 That was common in most NES games.

[@kharismith3747]

Chris Tomar and Zach is the best combo

[@nemofilms2729]

1:38:34 when did Charlie day come into the room 🤣

[@jacobbassa7450]

I actually need these dudes to fall asleep. I cant be the only one.

[@2ndbleak]

Same here, keeps the existential thoughts away

[@herocuke]

1:44:51 Uh oh, someone's pay is getting docked another 50%.

[@jessicabell6482]

I like the complete more than the best of because u get all de funi 0:45 also W O A H

[@Ghisteslohm139]

I love this playthrough so much. Got me to play (not just try) Zelda 2 and beat the game. Its so much fun. (use a guide for the quests though otherwise you go insane). When you play it you truly understand why they are panicking so much because the game is brutal and when you get so far you really dont want to die. Besides weird quests and the darknut/knight enemies I think the game aged well though once you get hooked

[@Grimblesmith]

darknuts are terrifying in this game but i think they're really fun, most other games make them fairly simple to take care of, but you have to get into a rhythm with these guys and keep pressure on them except the blue ones with the throwing knives, those guys are just mean

[@sockmonkeyrobot5]

I was so upset when I saw this series not being posted anymore

[@yorkljorgan987]

Back when Zelda didn't have a timeline and just had a game and a sequel.

[@boredwarlock5216]

I really like the 8bit-crushed screams in this one!

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

When you game over in this game, you get a brief glimpse of the almighty Pigua Hogmar moments before he destroys the world.

[@NickJamNG]

Chris: I'm gonna take health. Mick: *becomes seal*

[@asphaltape]

all i want is to cozy up next to a fire and tomar tells me a tale about how he used the power of his magic crystals to curse this 8bit lady

[@miketacos9034]

This is the Dark Souls of Zelda.

[@CG_GamingChannel]

Something I can use as background noise and visuals while I work

[@aztro.99]

god how do they draw such detailed thumbnails in such a short time?

[@Thndrstrike]

the ecstasy of the Life up on like 1 HP to the tragic death with the Handy Glove *just* offscreen at 1:17:15 😮‍💨 this is a rollercoaster, but that's this game for ya

[@jorsey8061]

I love these, they're great time killers lol

[@ObiThumbKenobi]

I'm surprised that they either didn't notice or didn't mention that all of the towns in this game are the sages in Ocarina of Time. Princess Ruto was the Water sage, Saria ended up being the Sage of the Forest, and Raru was the Sage of Time.

[@iplayunity8764]

i really loved this series

[@spregged7231]

Loving the videos but I’m still having trouble sleeping after Tomar strapped C4 to a rat and sent it after my cousin after they found one of his gemeralds. I can still hear the squeaking...

[@dviramichai]

This play was amazing lmao. You guys need to finish the game and also do Zelda CDI lol

[@KairuHakubi]

it is neat how well this game influenced smash bros, i'd love to see a remake that basically handled like Smash.

[@Ioganstone]

I noticed also Apex legtends when Link hits a wall he is pushed back like in Apex melee.

[@OddJames]

49:03 1:13:14 Chris sounds just like Tom Riddle when he laughs and yells yeah!!!

[@TheTechnoSamurai28]

More! Finish it! Watching chris go from suck noob to elite pro player was fuuuuun!

[@SammiD71]

I like that this vid is exactly two hours and one second

[@boatchips7820]

This complete series has calmed my nerves after Tomar's mass killing in Rochester NY last night

[@stuv1996]

Jesus.

[@idkman3217]

Omg hey! Fellow Rochester person!

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Fell asleep to this this morning. Great watch.

[@MN-ss9xc]

It's a meme at this point, but mechanics and world wise this is actually kind of like Dark Souls.

[@Nattegoya]

You have a point though. Like in Dark Souls progression in Z2 is tied to your own exploration and abilities rather than stuff like cutscenes and story events. It’s really well designed

[@JawnGG]

Almost forgot how brutal the game was

[@SacredSoundTherapy-p8c]

Very good story. It has a few plot holes (like Goku being named son Goku even after radits says he is kakarot) and bellow average editing (like how it shows Gohan as goku’s son) but the story itself is good enough to keep me more than interesting! If it had better editing it would be one of the best what ifs I’ve ever seen

[@JustinY.]

Zelda 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@AmmoRoach]

Are you really the infamous Justin G??!

[@justkon1789]

I love how you watch oneyplays

[@TheVFWrestler]

1:38:28 best part

[@shakethatbeer3728]

Oh my gawd "they leveled up."

[@kiddkrool]

The fact that I will never have more of this in my life is extremely upsetting

[@ChristianTheChicken]

I have been searching so long for the bit where Chris smashes something.

[@samrichschleif]

Where is it??

[@ChristianTheChicken]

@@samrichschleif The very end

[@austingent]

I feel like suggesting that the company was trying to make it seem like they planned out all the Zelda games from the start in the Hyrule Historia is perhaps reading too much into it.

[@Jormunguandr]

Chris so good he defeated game off camera

[@KakaCarrotCakeVideos]

I just realized that the dark link's red spots on the thumbnail of the video aren't actually his eyes but rather his nostrils

[@Ry91415]

After learning Tomar was the voice actor for my favourite character in dynasty warriors (yu jin) I can’t unhear it no matter what voice he’s doing lol

[@pwessie]

This is the funniest shit ever, just get Mick on again, the chemistry is fucking perfect, only thing missing is Zach

[@rm2kking]

Last Halloween Tomar kicked in my door and shouted TRICK OR TREAT at 4 am. He stole my children’s hard-earned candy and forced them to watch as he ate every last bit of it. I tried to stop him but he threw me through a sliding glass door. Then he took off with my wife and she divorced me. Now my children hate me and I am alone. Tomar is truly a man to be feared.

[@GrinningAries]

I wish they picked up on the fact that each town name was later the name of a character in Ocarina

[@DEMiURGE455]

Old games like this and early Mario are so unforgiving

[@FunkleSauce]

More mick please. I want all of oneplays to get pink eye

[@onodatboi9041]

I like it when the the funny let's play man make the scream

[@AtomicFlounder42]

I would love to see them actually finish this game

[@zachnaranjo5968]

I’m so hyped for Boney Plays