Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex (Complete Series)

[@bnpqowl]

Chris- "Your teeth hurt because all you eat is rocks and candy." Julian- "I don't eat candy."

[@matthewmorrison3745]

It's all that rock hard DICK.

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Here come the Julian goron pics

[@calvinrocco4505]

I realize I'm quite randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to watch new series online ?

[@calvinrocco4505]

@Maurice Brock thank you, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I really appreciate it!!

[@mauricebrock7569]

@Calvin Rocco Happy to help =)

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

I'm only just now realizing at 1:19:02, when Chris says "She's an evil woman now!", Julian was right about to sing "Evil Woman" until Chris fell in the water

[@TheTrustyHole]

“ᵉᵛᶦˡ-oh my GOD”

[@NicCounty]

i always thought he said “🐁🐴

[@nuclearwinter8382]

The Stink, The Meat and The Long.

[@Knapperoni]

You need a Long Man to be funny.

[@bazzjedimaster]

I always heard it as "lung" not "long"

[@cubancreamking4392]

bazz I think it’s lung too it’s just Chris’s funny Irishmin voice makes it sound like l o n g

[@paulthoresen8241]

@@cubancreamking4392 Longman makes far more sense than Lungman

[@obiwanaj]

The perfect chemistry

[@patrickmaybe2197]

56:33 Chris randomly trying to recruit two gay men into joining the Alt-Right will never not be funny to me.

[@mcgfn]

I never considered that Ding Dong may in fact be gay too

[@orangejoe2147]

Shane M. He’s significantly more subtle about it cause he says it’s not important to his character

[@selkzer3711]

Shane M. They’ve been romantically together since 2015, Julian said on his tumblr

[@mcgfn]

S E L K Z E R wtf thats awesome

[@Hazmatchris13]

Considering how based Julian is, it’s possible lol

[@w00llee14]

Ding Dong: "That's why you don't know words!" Chris: "Yeah you're learning dumbass Dr. Suess words all day" Julian: "Splingdingulous" Possibly one of my favourite interactions of this series.

[@athy8763]

45:40 an explanation of what separates oneyplays from all other let's play channels

[@diegosanchezescobar2159]

And being honest, an explanation of why his let's plays aren't as funny without the two gay cuties

[@zurgb0t939]

@@diegosanchezescobar2159 yup

[@paulthoresen8241]

@@diegosanchezescobar2159 Zach is always funny, and so is Corey, and anyone else from SleepyCabin.

[@jamesbeddow2375]

they all are lacking without the stinck

[@bionicdragon5]

Everyone keeps forgetting the lungman.

[@miket7869]

"Please understand, i am not a badass."

[@redhotheadvt]

"Get that god-dang thing outta there!"

[@radiantgradient3167]

SiMonster IM WORKIN ON IT

[@theslowestpizza6762]

“You better!”

[@vaudeville-villain]

“I’m cuttin’ down the Internet! Go wake up your mother, don’t bother me.”

[@Matt-xl9us]

I’m a gaybian

[@codymeng1580]

that kickstarter thing was the one funniest things ive ever heard

[@nachosNipples]

i think this is one of their best videos

[@TheMartianrebel]

Right after the stink, the meat and the long no less. Hit after hit with this series

[@abom_ng9963]

Ie em a boi end is rike praying wit mie yoi

[@GrayD_Fox]

Every bit of it is the best thing to come out of this channel

[@Mingo-Akuma]

Timestamp?

[@alexmorales660]

13:40 best Joolian and Dingus moment, they're so in sync, glad to know they love each other

[@acosta-animations5606]

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

*cough cough* dingdulian shipper *cough cough*

[@leepicbaconman1553]

【blonko!】not a shipper if it’s true

[@orangejoe2147]

【blonko!】 they were dating for a while Not sure if they are now tho

[@handitover.]

Same with 15:56 lol

[@Aldo-lq8fd]

That single second at around 34:27 where Tiny is flying with that song from Toy Story is so fucking hilarious to me

[@koda_dawgg]

lmao same, i dunno what it is.

[@AmIntrigued]

Strange things were happening to him And there was no doubt about it

[@notinspectorgadget]

*AIN'T NO DOUBT ABOUDIT*

[@Otakuguy12]

The sound Chris makes at 12:35 is so indescribable, it always kills me when I hear it

[@kennynitro17]

The beat of silence right after is so fucking palpable

[@nicole9volt]

I'm having a really hard time believing ding ding was outgoing enough to do karaoke

[@orangejoe2147]

That’s... actually a really good point lmao

[@GrayD_Fox]

I just love the Kickstarter bit because of how wild it gets. With the swapping of the music, Ding Dong getting upset, Julian stuttering then heavy breathing when he’s given the controller just to pause when Chris starts his bit. I fucking love these three, OneyPlays just doesn’t feel the same with out them.

[@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664]

Agreed, I Think Zach Is Just A Worse Ding Dong

[@sonicicecream8159]

@@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664 zach isn't trying to be anything like ding dong why would you compare them

[@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664]

@@sonicicecream8159 No Reason Really, I Just Think 83% Of His Humor Is "Haha Funee Scream" Which After The 4,286th Time *Is Not Funee* . I Just Think The Modern Cast Just Doesn't Add A Lot Or Work Well Off Each other, If You Don't Like My Opinion Then You Shouldn't Be On This Site

[@sonicicecream8159]

@@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664 I never said I disliked your opinion, I’m just pointing out that your comparing two very different things, like a car and a toaster, yeah they’re both made of metal but other than that any similarities are most likely a coincidence, maybe you shouldn’t be on this site if you’re going to assume such things

[@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664]

@@sonicicecream8159 Did I Not Just Say I Find Ding Dongs Humor Is A Lot More Clever And Funny In *My Opinion?* I Was Not Comparing Them I Just Said I Like One Better. Please, Just Please, End This Argument, I Hate KZbin Comment Section Arguments. *ESPECIALLY BEING IN ONE*

[@nappingalchemist6051]

they make fun of grade schoolers and all it accomplishes is reminding me that i am twenty, drinking and watching oneyplays.

[@frickerrific2813]

How are things now pal?

[@Themonkeymartin]

Man I'm about to turn 60

[@munchatize_me]

@@frickerrific2813 Worse

[@frickerrific2813]

@@munchatize_me you’re not the guy

[@billybois5745]

34:25 That edit of Tiny with the Toy Story music is one of my favorites ever

[@Bone237]

1:11:04 Chris's laugh sounds just like the first four notes of the simpsons intro.

[@CooperDooper38]

43:20 "Wipe your stupid butt." "no." *Back to the Future theme crescendos* I can't properly explain how much I fucking love that bit. It's stupid as hell, but it always makes me laugh

[@NicCounty]

same here. also with ding dongs surprised response of “Jindu?!”

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@NicCounty whenever i see the word hindu i think of it hehee

[@phonyk568]

18:05, what a godly voice, wow

[@SpiritSnake1]

Dude right?

[@TheTrustyHole]

Phonyk How does he do it?!

[@altoroark4233]

My highlights: 9:56 14:03 15:25 15:52 17:56 18:19 21:47 26:58 29:01 36:10 43:05 44:24 44:42 46:35 47:25 58:56 59:53 1:00:27 1:01:07 1:04:26 1:06:36 1:07:37 1:09:31 1:10:38 1:17:13 1:17:24 1:18:07 1:18:36 1:19:40 1:21:45 1:24:29 1:27:14 1:28:10 1:33:54

[@BandiPat]

1:17:13 I always come back to that. Something about it gets a belly laugh out of me every time

[@MacKenZMusic]

47:21 the fabled kickstarter moment XD

[@Muffinlicioification]

0:43 i like to imagine this is how prehistoric humans invented language. just barfing out funny sounds until a word emerges.

[@heartis]

Ah yes, the classic playthrough that taught us the Oney formula to comedy. Julian's the Stink, Chris is the Meat, and Ding Dong is the Long.

[@josefinaz6834]

Oh my god - this entire time I thought they were calling Ding Dong "the Lung"

[@Grasses0n]

32:10 oh I didn't know they had Perfect Cell on a guest.

[@bugsbin]

Also at 2:20

[@DarkEggOfficial]

I like to think Crash said it as he was falling in the loading screen and it turns out Crash talks like a flamboyant snarky villain archetype, making Julian question his heroic animation powers lmao

[@LifeOutward]

"Raunchy Forbes" is my favorite after dark news magazine.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I pulled out fries and Julian IMMEDIATELY said "Why does it smell like fries in here?" So uhh, anyone want some fries?

[@shmeebor2584]

LockerBuddy can I have some?

[@gamernation1829]

you just pulled em' out? cool. wish i could do that sometimes.

[@midgetwaffles8635]

I'm a year late, but i'll take what's left.

[@leepicbaconman1553]

Midget Waffles here have some of my grease

[@reese3805]

🍟

[@TheBrez]

"Mom... Why did dad poke you in the hole?"

[@Hunterb0t12]

Anthony Breznican “Mom... why did you break dad?@

[@mathiasJUSTsvendsen]

@@Hunterb0t12 ´Cause he was N gin

[@trajanfidelis]

I laughed harder than I should have

[@funkymunky6647]

18:22

[@GasStationMan]

19:55 my favorite moment

[@ZorbadTheGreat]

Exactly the part I was looking for! Ty!

[@D1ngusDangus]

Rewatching this was actually kinda depressing. People treated DD and Julian like shit.

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

And then they left and everyone all of the sudden started begging for their return

[@gallofilm]

bro how?

[@lordvegetables]

i’ve been watching oneyplays since sleepycast started and i’ve seen nothing but support for dingdong. he’s recieved some criticism for wan wan game’s poor output but overall his public reception has been positive for almost a decade. i think he just tends to hyperfixate on negative feedback which happens to a lot of content creators.

[@m.f.3347]

@@lordvegetables it was mostly assholes on 4chan and the like, you can still find archived threads

[@2007_wii_remote]

13:39 Ding Dong and Julian become one.

[@DonkeyKongJr]

18:25 still the funniest moment ever for me

[@scottfremin5102]

Love this new format guys I'm catching series I either missed entirely the first time or only saw in snippets. Plus it's fun to relive the Julian and Ding Dong years.

[@mariar644]

You mean they are not in the show anymore?

[@scottfremin5102]

@@mariar644 lately it's been these two other guys. I think Julian and Ding Dong took a break to work on other projects, from what I pieced together in other comments

[@scottfremin5102]

The new guys aren't bad necessarily, I just got used to the specific banter between Chris, Ding Dong and Julian since that was the "team" when I started watching.

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

@under20dollars i like the new boys, they can't compare to dd and Julian though.

[@orangejoe2147]

【blonko!】 Zach is pretty dang funny though

[@Circuitssmith]

The Kickstarter skit was pure magic. Game grumps kept a straight face for theirs, but it eventually went into stale territory. Oneyplays skits and jokes can’t get old or stale because they never last that long.

[@FoB952]

What do you mean by stale territory? Just out of curiosity. I stopped watching them consistently.

[@Porkey_Minch]

When did GameGrumps do a Kickstarter bit?

[@Circuitssmith]

@@FoB952 Also, sorry for not responding. The Game Grumps Kickstarter skit simply dragged on for a little too long.

[@FoB952]

@@Circuitssmith par for course for Game Grumps. They tend to beat jokes to death.

[@wanderingrandomer]

@@Porkey_Minch I wanna say it was in their Last Guardian playthrough

[@katzcatt9993]

*Be quiet Julian, everything will be okay* *Mommy’s very proud of you*

[@octavia8332]

I’m scared of that voice ._.

[@kyburn6195]

At 25:42 you can see Tiny's hand clip through the table.

[@WanderingChin]

His innocent little hand

[@alexsparkes9000]

When they mentioned hydrophobia and arachnophobia, I thought of the word Iraqnaphobia and it gave me a little giggle.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

"Ahhh, an Arab!!!"

[@Prosper_Dean]

Chris is just a little iraqnaphobic

[@jUppers]

5:27 crash's feet are still inside the shoes

[@SleepyTreant]

I drew Crash in my notebook and then a couple hours later, Oney uploads this. I think I summoned this video

[@redhotheadvt]

This one guy in my school used to constantly draw the AC/DC logo and AK-47s ^^'

[@SleepyTreant]

@@redhotheadvt he sounds pretty cool and not dangerous at all

[@redhotheadvt]

lol

[@Tukenfarben]

I SUMMON YOU! CRASH BANDICOOT, SAVIOR OF THE WUMPA ISLANDS!

[@chi6423]

Thanks, satan

[@RobbieRothschild]

Wrath of cortex? More like "shoes that breathe, Goretex"

[@The_Rotting_Peach]

19:30 literally every KoRn song

[@asthmaticnightmare215]

“How come nobody ever hates me?” That is so Julian of Julian to say

[@bradams1854]

I remember this game! When my parents got it for me, I put it in the PS2 and it always claimed that it was unformatted and I could only make it work like 1 in every 15-20 times I restarted the console. It was also the only game disk we ever owned that had a blue bottom instead of the standard silver one, which convinced 11 year old me for my entire life that disks with blue bottoms were fake disks that didn't work right. Seeing that their gamecube version was just as broken feels like it has freed me from some blue bottom disk hating purgatory.

[@m.f.3347]

the blue bottom disk was because it was a "platinum edition" (basically they would reprint certain games with a price discount)

[@Flameb0]

@@m.f.3347 lmao no... blue disks are cds, silvers are dvds.

[@queencancerous5332]

Blue disc PS2 games are CD Roms and not the standard DVD format

[@TheMGMfan]

Actually, I think it's possible the issues you had could've been due to it being on a blue disc; not because they're bootlegs, blue discs are official, but because they're actually CD-ROMs, which was an option for PS2 games with smaller file sizes, and Wrath of Cortex was one of those games. From what I've heard, some PS2s may have problems reading CD-ROMs; I'm not entirely sure on the specifics, but that might be why your game didn't work. Then again, I don't have enough experience with the PS2 to know if it saying that the disc was unformatted is normal in that scenario. As for why they got that "Game Disc could not be read" error so much when playing it on GameCube, that's likely because the disc itself was badly scratched or something; in my experience, if a GameCube game were to run into an error, it would either show a different message saying "an error has occurred", or just crash.

[@bradams1854]

@@TheMGMfan Its honestly hard to say, as it seemed like the PS2 (or at least my experience with it) was that it pretty much gave that format error as a catchall anytime it didn't wanna read the disk for almost any reason. I was just so young that I rationalized it as the blue bottom being the issue lol.

[@ActuallyAbdullah]

Hello, I’m a boy And I like Playing with my toy

[@manuelc5786]

Woah! Nice pic

[@benschiemer]

he says praying with my poy

[@paceylaureano3331]

@@benschiemer totally

[@riddlemefish6217]

Dingdong being confused about names is really funny for some reason LMAO "hindu??" "Randall...?"

[@clevertitle3767]

I really resonate with, "I'm going to suck on your fwee-fee," A quote with a merit that can only be championed by the sound of thudding that wasn't hooked to the audio channel

[@kota7907]

01:18:36 I keep coming back to this series for this one gem from Chris

[@The_P.O.P]

I'd lol too

[@TraderNicky]

"Tiny was flying one of the planes" *tiny flies by to the toy story theme*

[@shaynehughes6645]

It wasn't though, it was the strange song

[@saucersauce_4267]

Timestamps for each level 4:44 Artic Antics 18:30 Tornado Alley 21:07 Bamboozled 27:17 Artic Antics 32:35 Tornado Alley 35:11 Bamboozled 37:40 Wizards and Lizards 43:23 Compactor Reactor 50:20 Rumble in the Rocks 54:46 Jungle Rumble 1:03:16 Sea Shell Shenanigans 1:11:43 Banzai Bonsai 1:20:23 That Sinking Feeling 1:22:27 H2 Oh No 1:31:33 Drain Damage

[@thel0gcabinYT]

This is the series Julian strangled ding dong to death in a fit of rage, R.I.P Ding Dang

[@gamernation1829]

rip dingdongvg

[@tStevester83]

19:54 I love how Ding-Dong PERFECTLY replicates this noise

[@Rhoderluxel]

oneyplays hasn't been the same since jontron left

[@seth3153]

I swear Chris favorite word is pasketti

[@TheTrustyHole]

wedum boise Any inherently funny word would be Chris’ favourite word

[@thmoow]

I forgot how deranged this series got as it went on and how many classic moments were in here, my face hurts from laughing

[@Lupuxferos]

24:52 I fucking love dindog reaction omfg

[@bloocheez3]

to think so many iconic moments came from this one series.

[@Papadebofi]

I've watched a lot of times this as background noise. They seemed so genuinely friendly to each other that hearing them feels comfortable. Getting to know the reason why they left makes me feel really sad. It reminded me that you really have to be careful with the way you treat others.

[@benjaminrandom7012]

"Resident gross person" Aw, Joolian, you ain't gross You're just too unique for some folks

[@ginogatash4030]

that sounds like a less popular version of "you're special".

[@leepicbaconman1553]

Gino Gatash it’s the special way of saying “your special”

[@brianwarnock544]

I hate Julian because i can never have him.

[@AsparagusRex]

"Roncini" is actually a word in my dialect lmao is when something is made in poor quality

[@orangejoe2147]

Quite fitting

[@motivusthesage]

Oney should've been on KZbin Rewind

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Nah Rewind sucks. I'm glad it's got nothing to do with these beautiful bois.

[@Ashethetics]

KZbin only want family friendly channels on there. Oney’s a naughty boi.

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Oney is a beautiful beast, he needs to be free and stay chained in the game grumps basement.

[@BeanerMan13]

I KNEW there was a reason I looked on Kickstarter for Oneyplays!

[@GrayD_Fox]

Poor Coco, they made her look like an actual 5 year old compared to 2 and 3 where she looked teenish.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I always default to watching the Crash complete videos before sleeping. I love them so much.

[@cameronmills3599]

Its bizarre how easy it is to fall asleep to constant screaming and really gross jokes and hypotheticals

[@timothyfinn3619]

Jim Cummings would come down from the heavens and sing the opening to the scrapped Crash cartoon

[@jonathanc.5609]

Just skipped into them playing a ukulele while advertising something and I can't stop laughing

[@Saiaxs]

It was a guitar and a xylophone mocking Kickstarter videos

[@GrayD_Fox]

I’m glad with how quiet this is, I can still listen to it as I sleep but still hear the boys tell a funny joke

[@nillsontheirish4445]

3:46 Crash blinking looks like he's on meth

[@novadearest]

This is the game I always played with my brother, oh man. That intro music is so nostalgic

[@supergojirafan]

48:50 starts one of Julian's best laughing fits to date.

[@nicole9volt]

I'm glad they got propellers for marbles now

[@redhotheadvt]

Me too makes travel way easier ^^

[@redhotheadvt]

+ggKismet get an exorcist!

[@jon888ish]

Me too. They didnt have them when I was growing up

[@stinkstank9807]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are very funny

[@GameyRaccoon]

They didnt have em when i was growin up.

[@flipposlippo1510]

I like when DingDong and Julian fused at 13:40

[@blargofallblargs3939]

DingDolian?

[@Tormental]

Wrath of Cortex more like Rash of Cortex, C?

[@spinebiscuit1139]

Thats a good one boi

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

C?

[@kaniculture]

I LOVE YOU, JULIAN.

[@bumflufftornado]

I really appreciate these compilations. Thanks Chris!

[@jobdylan5782]

Chris said he hates you

[@BloodstoneKing]

55:54 Joooooooolian: "She has a paint palette and a paint brush. Why is... that her weapon?" OneyBaloney: "She's a fucking spear... chucker, Julian!" Bling Blong: (chokes on laughter from the racism) "CHRIS!"

[@wyguy_figs2943]

"You guys wanna join the Alt-Right?" "I knew this day would come."

[@jahron105]

one of my favorite Julian quotes, he sounds so sincere

[@ocha-time]

"They must have let the neighbor do the voice acting" Biff from Back to the Future: *knocks* "...Helloooooooo? Hello, is anybody home????"

[@LK04888]

God, listening to them mock the Star Wars prequels is glorious

[@grimace3983]

the kickstarter narration thing had me in tears, more of this please

[@MSQuaint]

At 11:40 I thought the tribal wood's shadow was a black worm on my screen. My heart froze.

[@CaptainHalibut]

I don’t know why, but that sounds like something Zach or Chris would say on this show; “What if there was a little creaking squealing black worm on your screen?” “My heart would pitter-patter in fright!”

[@cheetoschrist5685]

@@CaptainHalibut what if there was a lil creature, a lil small tiny character strolling along your display

[@AmIntrigued]

Every time I come back to this it sounds like he's saying "Oh mY gOd It'S GiNgiViTiS"

[@blank-y9j]

48:29 Still my favorite bit to date

[@wateroflife33]

54:19 thanks for the shout-out Julian

[@stuv1996]

The little evil guy with the orange hair and a half-metal face reminds me of Tim Burton stuff. He's my favorite.

[@informernillson4617]

That's N. Gin. He's my favourite character as well. He's weird, but oddly charming. I can see why he reminds you of Tim Burton stuff. ^^

[@Oceanmachine27]

He's also Julian's father

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

That's my uncle, he was never the same since the "rocket accident"

[@CrisisMoon7]

Some Timestamps for me and you 1:30 erm, Julian 3:45 crash 5:20 at least they played these games in order to 8:58 weird loop 9:18 I remember jumping on the mammoth 10:54 Oneytriggees 14:00 🦭 16:20 baby 18:30 plane stages 19:54 💨💨💨 22:53 skibidi toilet 23:00 Back when Cory was an obscure guest 24:10 Switch to Ps2 29:08 Diaper 34:25 tiny on a plane 36:07 Julian talking 45:20 stink, meat, long 45:56 The demo music. This is where the fan animation comes from 55:55 uhhh

[@ayyvee4483]

55% of this was "this game sucks" and I love it

[@superstinkybeans]

Top oney funnee moments 1.Kickstarter for the night of your life 2. DOX HIM NOT ME 3. *only eggs will sustain me*

[@TooMuchSascha]

Zoomer here, I can confirm this game was my first exposure to Crash as a franchise. But it was not a fond memory, I can assure you.

[@CatalystOfFire]

Rayman Origins' underwater levels are an absolute joy to play. I know this doesn't help make this game fun, but I thought I'd be that guy.

[@HotAlienTea]

45:35 The dynamic 46:43 Kickstarter music

[@pyrotechnick420]

I'm pretty sure those old god rays shining in through the windows were just planes with some alpha transparency, and that's pretty performant

[@pu-FP]

i will always stand by it. I love everything bout this game, make-a me happy and nostalgia-y

[@ALKreinbrink]

Draw Julian in a diaper.

[@notrelatedbyblood7957]

My older sister introduced me to this game when I was a wee little lad and I still like this game today despite it being shit apparently.

[@alejosssdo]

Two years watching OneyPlays and just now i discovered Julian is a furry... even after he directly said it almost 40 times

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

The whiny Anakin bits are my favorite

[@Megadeth7811]

46:52 You're welcome

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

48:42 thru 48:52 were SO HILARIOUS!

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

Friendship ended with Ronchini. Now Hindu is my best friend.

[@BrendonTerra]

At 44:25 set the playback speed to x.25 enjoy double slow mo

[@gwynthehunter]

The water level straight up made me stop playing this game when I was a kid. This video brought back childhood trauma.