War Never Cringes in CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY

[@eckelrock]

"War used to be fought by people who were strong. Now wars are fought by sheeple who are wrong." -OneyPlays

[@IamCombustible]

can't wait to hear the rest of the manifesto on the big day

[@ChillaxingJay]

real

[@twitchyeyess]

Star cameo in the Tomahifesto

[@Spanishdog17]

Now war is determined by those with small dongs.

[@KugelBlitz0]

​@@IamCombustiblemy crinkles will be HEARD.

[@snrfl]

out of all things, Cory manages to understand and explain that "war never changes" refers to how people are still fighting each other even after the apocalypse.

[@koopa6_412]

Cory deleminguez is correct

[@thecaptain6520]

Makes sense. "War never changes" is the most reddit thing possible

[@Alkalion69]

​@thecaptain6520 A commentary on conflict being an inherent part of human nature isn't reddit

[@jim-wr3lp]

@@thecaptain6520 here at oneyplays we're better than the reddit

[@TheHolySemiColon]

⁠​⁠@@thecaptain6520The real reddit take is claiming the message of Fallout is “capitalism bad” prompting Tim Cain to come out and say it’s about the inevitability of war.

[@nunya8351]

War is like Cory's underwear. It never changes.

[@Spanishdog17]

And covered in stains

[@HOTD108_]

And blood soaked

[@HOTD108_]

And full of brave men who'll have PTSD pretty soon

[@ferrisbueller9991]

4 wears in one pair. Cory Method is eco friendly. Day 1: wear as advertised Day 2: flip them around DAY 3: Invert DAY 4: flip the inverted around On the fifth day Cory rests. He goes commando while the pantaloons go in the bucket of bleach in the backyard. Day 6: retrieve wet but clean underoos, use as a mop around the house on the end of a swiffer stick until dried by carpet AND Place them on once more in the way they were advertised to wear.

[@b1nary_f1nary]

War is like Cory's underwear. A horrific disgusting abomination.

[@numidium3]

The squirrels sound like Zach's cockney orphan impression.

[@lutzilla3708]

“wot are yew sposed t’be”

[@ma_junia]

​@@lutzilla3708 I AM REAL SUPER SAND

[@CharlesDantonio3]

@@lutzilla3708 I don’t like your reality of cockney orphans

[@jojobizadTRASH]

I was about to say that. The similarities are so uncanny.

[@claudiomachete1160]

Can you imagine Forest screaming at bubba "BUBBA! BUBBA THIS IS JUST LIKE CONCKER'S BAD FUR DAY!!!"

[@Zlarel]

I can actually, and it's very funny

[@zachsutton6195]

You ain't got no chocolate lieutenant Dan

[@nostromo9743]

"War is like a box of chocolates, it never changes"

[@LanceThumping]

Next Oney Plays Merch: White Pajama pants with "War Never Changes" on the front and "and Neither do I" on the back with yellow and brown stains in the proper locations.

[@twitchyeyess]

Godspeed dude

[@shanemiller1182]

An immense wave of despair came over me when I realized I could never in my life hope to write anything half as witty as what you just wrote

[@antnuh765]

Concise, easily understandable yet dense with meaning. Fantastic comment

[@Croc-eb6cf]

You deserve the Nobel prize

[@clorent]

Lance thumped hard with this one

[@pickedceasar1216]

Cory thinking "Bayonet" has a "G" in it because of words like baguette and beneigh is peak coryism

[@andrewodinson3726]

beignet*

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@andrewodinson3726 thank you

[@thebuddah1253]

"They were like Indiana Jones people looking for the lost... Izalith." - Armenian Cory

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Azalea Banks.

[@manlykitten123]

Arthur's parents got got by the bed of chaos

[@UberDr009]

Thank you for continuing this series

[@mrbigchunks6522]

One of the best series in oneyplays

[@RadiganMonke]

You're welcome

[@TheSlyRomano]

your welcome

[@marknesham1949]

No problem

[@GIRru11]

I'm positive Cory is the reason they continued

[@Anlettuce1]

Cory’s flood “tax” rant reminded me of an old coworker. The dude had zero clue about how insurance works and he ended up getting canned by his auto insurance company for too many claims. He went through a few cars in the time I knew him, but the kicker was him making a claim every time he’d lock his keys in his car. Which was at least once a week

[@BandoKazooie]

He should have gotten r tard insurance

[@DariusRoman-p6x]

19:28 It's Cory's iconic gibberish talk 😍

[@impaledmonkiejr1208]

Hes just being teh randomz as F bro

[@affluenzashot]

Sometimes the gift of the water people just flow right through him

[@Sweetcommando]

I love the super serious and divisive argument they have about war half way through this

[@waltuh2412]

17:54 “Oh my goodness glaciers dude!!!” -Cory Delaminguez He has such a way with words…

[@ulfhedinn79]

15:47 Corey is definitely a child of Nurgle

[@gkraith2995]

Nah, he's a follower of slaanesh

[@Roark787]

@@gkraith2995 Nah, he's Chaos Undivided.

[@GayIncel]

Cory is a beast of nurgle

[@andrewjackson3603]

@@Roark787definitely undivided. Mood changing on a dime, legendary raging, professional pornographer. Don’t know how to fit him with Nurgle as easily, but I’m sure there are examples

[@ChazMcRich1]

Arnold’s grandparents or parents owned that whole building. They were the landlords of the people who lived there.

[@peenurmobile]

yessir

[@MixRedo]

Also his grandfather was a WW2 veteran and a war hero for capturing an entire nazi platoon by feeding them expired spam. So Cory is right, he probably gets tax benefits.

[@ChazMcRich1]

@@MixRedo cory is right a really concerning amount. He was also right about the failed breaking bad sequel being called Anastasia.

[@Joomluh12]

​@@ChazMcRich1He's the oracle.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

​@@ChazMcRich1aside from degeneracy, this is why I relate to Cory. We have this vast knowledge of useless shit only we like

[@DanCap20]

17:25 "They were like the Indiana Jones people looking for Lost Izalith."

[@ExaltedUriel]

That absolutely slayed me to hear, oh lord

[@CombatPruneJuice]

i love cory but he would have screamed bloody murder if someone did the save/load state thing to him

[@snausages43]

7:32 The means of war change, but the fact that humans can never get along for long and avoid war never changes.

[@erosannin22]

Infuriating fact: Hey Arnold wasn’t set in New York.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

My whole is a life. Where was it set?

[@fatherofthepigeons2854]

​@@lucasmartinez5703 Afghanistan

[@BradsGonnaPlay]

@@lucasmartinez5703the fictional city of Hillwood, which is an amalgamation of Seattle, Portland, and Brooklyn. So it might not be set in New York but it’s definitely based on New York.

[@BURNOUTRS]

I always thought it was san francisco and I have no idea why

[@rebeccaucich1290]

This just ruined my day fsr

[@raptordan166]

"War never changes" pretty much means wars are started for the same reasons, it doesn't mean anything in regards to what kind of war it is.

[@cookechris28]

Yeah the whole point being that people don't change. If people can't ever truly change, the way we fight won't either. War will never change, unless we do ourselves.

[@StevePalpy]

Corey’s bad furry day

[@ferrisbueller9991]

thought your PFP was Cory. Dark Cory.

[@aaronvargas6004]

Alright, pal. Cut the malarkey.

[@KorriTimigan]

That edit at 2:16 had me cracking up in a way this game used to before I knew it inside out. Thanks fellas!

[@dongulus42]

man cory defending war never changes i like. both are right to some degree but theres a superficial aspect to the MGS. where as the fallout motto more appeals to the human nature. also googoo gaga or some shit

[@Ryu1ify]

Like, it's so obvious what they mean. The very next line in the first game is about how Rome, Spain, and😮 even Nazi Germany just steamrolled through their fellow human beings, and it made them rich. And, today, the only difference is that "the spoils of war were also its weapons: plutonium and uranium" No clue why it added the emoji...

[@xubikiltro5263]

​@@Ryu1ifyThe emoji conveys anticipation for the N word mention (Nazi)

[@jonathansmithwick5703]

I just think it's weird to describe the greatest driver of invention in human existence as something that "never changes." You might as well say "evolution never changes." It contributes nothing on its own except paradox for paradox's sake, which is why you need to appeal to the rest of the paragraph. The phrase itself is nothing *but* superficial.

[@BrolaireThebright]

​@@jonathansmithwick5703 I have a feeling like you can't hold a conversation with many people

[@dongulus42]

@@BrolaireThebright yea I agree that was drivel

[@missinchoate]

Yall Arnold’s house was a boarding house his grandparents ran while his parents were exploring, so he just got the attic/top room to actually sleep in.

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

Oney’s parents definitely found the lost city of Izalith, birthplace of pyromancies

[@papakirby4285]

18:43 "Life is about getting ripped off incrementally" - Western Philosopher Corey the Great

[@HighBrowComedy]

“Life is about getting ripped off incrementally” - Cory

[@oof3821]

Cory is big boss?

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

:O Boss????

[@GetbacktoworkRigby]

When no one hears a word, they say!

[@eliot6989]

He is just like big boss

[@HOTD108_]

​@@GetbacktoworkRigbyIs the prolapse gone, are you feeling numb?

[@davidwestover4321]

*NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!*

[@AnubitekOfficial]

The Live And Reloaded version of the electric chair scene is so much worse, it goes on for way longer and eventually the squirrel's eye falls out. "How do I look?" Conker laughs.

[@Backlash23]

I remember seeing an ad for this game in a playboy magazine back in the day

[@fedoraking3611]

I think in the Xbox remake, the soldier squirrel that gets fried is made more graphic. I think his eye even explodes during the cutscene.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Yeah, shits fucked

[@evrynameistaken5]

Glad Cory was here to immediately say what was going to happen next and what chris & hanzs should be doing without giving them a second every single time, the repetition really added to the viewing experience

[@USMC49er]

I pulled the same stunt with the switches on my friend. He felt bad at first but laughed when it was always the bad choice.

[@ToxicSoupMan]

Chris lives closer to where Hey Arnold was than he knows. Show takes place in Washington State, not New York State. Very common misconception.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Maybe they can meet up for a collab after all?

[@RadiganMonke]

NEVER ask Hans Fazzbear what he did in Dresden in the 40's

[@peebus6110]

More Spongebob sickpants please

[@xxalex423xx]

sickson sephipants

[@dangusmomangus3003]

@@xxalex423xx congratulations! your brain has fully rotted

[@Drumtariano]

I love Cory saying Hey Arnold's parents were treasure hunters "looking for Lost... Izalith"

[@Squashylemon]

Weapons change but, the effects of war don't is the idea.

[@AlexHolmes.]

So Im not sure if people remember my comment about going to Rare studios & meeting Louise Ridgeway when I was a kid, but here’s a little update on the story! To what I remember she told me these D-Day segments were some of the hardest to animate & program! Still impressive nonetheless-

[@moopuspoopus]

If you turn on the closed captioning, at the very end of the episode when Cory has a stroke, it mistakes it for [Applause] Pretty neat.

[@OhiaderByeder]

I can't believe that this game is a documentary of Cory's childhood, no wonder he ended up how he is. Poor fella.

[@Cybertitan129]

"Life is about being ripped off, incrementally" is the realist shit.

[@mikoajgnatek5032]

"it's a turtle squirrel" I'm so disappointed none of them called it a squirtle

[@aabbccdd4710]

03:22 it actually is called a bagnet in some languages Coryisms being secretly briliant always checks out

[@alexlatus6850]

Its almost boney plays guys

[@rpghorrorfan879]

Boning my Oney

[@bd6985]

From what I heard, there were 3 voice actors in this game; Berri Great might poo Everyone else

[@brainkatt]

Cory killed the real joshua tomar 4 years ago

[@aabbccdd4710]

Cory Delaminguez sends his regards

[@nearlyrighteouslad3213]

Game theory:

[@loranga]

outism😊

[@Ryu1ify]

It's not Cory's fault he was wearing such dark clothing at night. There weren't even any street lights or a crosswalk.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

@@aabbccdd4710 His henchmen's pink pistol fires a beam of great magnitude. So bright, only an asian with the thinnest of eyes can operate it.

[@kiwi_arms]

"goodness glaciers" is gonna be my new vocal stim thanks corey

[@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477]

I can’t believe Chris passed away in that hurricane

[@Squashylemon]

If they decide to cut the last 5 mins of this playthrough even though they finished the game it would be beautiful.

[@wahtinthegoddamn1487]

Good thing Cory's training during the tomarstapo helped him during this playthrough

[@MadForHatters]

They nerfed the war segment so hard in the xBox version. They completely took out the Tediz with the machine guns.

[@basicmudkip5985]

The concept of war never changes, arms, tech, strategic thinking and warfare does

[@thatoneguy4452]

In Hey Arnold, I'm pretty sure the grandparents owned the entire apartment building.

[@DualStupidity]

I still occassionally hear Stinky in my head go, "All's I know is, you better not touch my Yahoo."

[@shantofistie4281]

War never changes- fallout 4 Wars changed- metal gear solid 4 War-what is it good for?

[@rav6324]

this game is CONKERS

[@ZhaziTheBeast]

Can't believe Cory was the Gay Conker Manlet

[@BreakdanceTrillion]

I can

[@MrJurgenman]

A turtle squirrel, also known as a Squirtle.

[@MollyDollyy774]

The fact how this game changes from funny to dark and serious is cool

[@Hyenacid]

"It's just a slogan to put on coffee cups" Thank you Cory

[@typing4mylife]

How on earth is Cory the only one who understands the meaning of “War never changes”? His mind is truly an enigma.

[@Froboy1100]

This episode just sold me on watching Hey Arnold for the first time. I remember when it was still on air and I never watched it....time to try it out what like....20 years later

[@SpicyRikers]

Conker and most every other character sounds like they need to blow their nose 😂

[@DocZhong]

the war… it cringed me…

[@sanguinubis]

Love you guys!! Keep the videos coming

[@derekhughes347]

17:43 if I remember correctly, Arnold’s Grandfather lived in the same building when he was a kid, so it is possible that the building is family owned and they rent rooms out

[@TwisterTH]

Was not expected of them to talk about Hey Arnold, but I'm all for it. Love that show.

[@ForeverLaxx]

Ah, Spiteful Corey makes an appearance.

[@Yay-sl3pj]

Thank you oneyplays for supplying my blood source

[@TheThomasCW]

I believe the meaning of "War never changes" is that regardless of the time, place, and methods, the outcome is the same.

[@skidoo7400]

i love coming home, laying in bed, and watching the new episodes of this :)

[@poope0011]

"Oh my groodness glaciers, dude!"

[@SanchoDomingo_]

War is a power struggle. That’s the idea lol. Compare the advent of guerrilla warfare with 2024, thermite drones, etc.; it’s ruthless

[@tHa1Rune]

9:45 this was my favourite game as a child. It traumatised me on so many levels but was also life altering and stayed with me until me adult years

[@a7x4life6446]

Hans using the motto “War is hell” for fallout is as subtle as the joker having “damaged” on his forehead lol

[@thesquirrel6141]

That Mystery Men bit at the beginning was great.

[@dairygamess]

Corey is the funniest when he gets mad haha we need another super Mario world controller moment!

[@dougi3freshhh]

Why does Conker sound like Zach every time he falls off a cliff

[@MoonPrincess28]

Because it is Zach. They insert that scream a ton in different games whenever they fall lmao

[@ma_junia]

​@MoonPrincess28 guessing it's to boost engagements with comments acknowledging it like this thread lol

[@dougi3freshhh]

@ma_junia I think they do it to be funny but that too ig

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Hey Arnold was one of the few shows my brothers and I would watch together. The one with Mr. Kim's daughter fucked me up.

[@MrThemanofdoom]

"Life is about getting ripped off incrementally." Something cory has said before but it is still true.

[@MountainMechanicShow]

Didn't Arnold's grandparents rent rooms in the boarding home they lived in? That probably paid the tax

[@ohchinchindaisuke1927]

12:35 had me in fucking tears from laughing so fucking hard

[@ToniTakuto]

Chris and Cory would NOT pass inspection. Tomar, on the other hand....

[@93bendzsi]

I love how they are trying to figure out a joke scenario with the levers 😂

[@classic_jam]

The grandpa from Hey Arnold is a war veteran. It also takes place in the 90s.

[@ConkersBadFurDay1234]

17:43 arnold lived with his grandparent's

[@Spanishdog17]

“They’ve got beer and they’ve got alcohol.” - Corey 2024

[@vodkagurgle588]

I've had a shitty year. Dad died, brother is a drunk druggie and my dog is showing signs of being old. I need this series to finish. ❤

[@yrn_ing]

8:35 Cory's genius started showing

[@jaydeng.3029]

Nurgle is my favorite Hey Arnold character

[@Jacrispy223]

The episode where the deathguard shows up is my favorite.

[@GoldSrc1198]

8:21 I personally got the War Never Changes face tattoo.

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Lyle?

[@Gexwer]

Cory is so awesome

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

Arnold’s parents went hollow trying to treasure hunt in Lost Izalith

[@OnixDDixon]

"Helga is the main character of Hey Arnold" kinda blew my mind

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

Great IQ test, ask if War Never Changes makes sense.

[@-NeonRED-]

OH MY GOODNESS GLACIERS DUDE

[@2cool4you27]

Conker was a big part of the n64 days for me

[@AtomicFire41]

I can’t believe that they spent 2 hours talking about Hey Arnold but didn’t once acknowledge that his parents were treasure hunters

[@aortaplatinum]

Hey Arnold is also war horror, the horror of being a kid forced to live in a mouse utopia