Saving Private Conker In CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY

[@ACfan5146]

I love how Cory refers to Han's grandfather escaping the horrors of the Holocaust as an, "epic win"

[@bleachsundae1368]

I mean it kinda is

[@arcturus1231]

The general is Jutting Jawmars fursona

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

jawshua jawmar paid four sextillion dollars for them to portray his perfect chin in their game

[@michaelw.6957]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that always has Jutting Jawmar on the brain..

[@spookssnatchley780]

Unfunny try again next vid

[@ReddBoi64]

9:27 to answer that question Cory (he will never see this). Cephalopods have what is called the Mantle. It’s sort of like a lung on the outside of the body, and their gills are located at the top of the mantle. They’ll fill the mantle with water not only to breathe but to then squirt the water out forcefully to propel them forward like a jet. Also located in the mantle is the ink sac and the anus. They do in fact shit, and when they do they can squirt it out of the mantle. They can propel themselves with their own shit is what I’m trying to say, rocketing off and leaving the cloud behind.

[@johnfakester5527]

Why do you know this. Also holy shit what a fucking despicable anatomical build to have your lungs and asshole share a space

[@IamArock22]

Neat

[@oof3821]

Cory Smellaminguez

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Wow. Dude. Really? You're gonna take it THAT far?

[@crowpen]

trigger warning next time, pls

[@oof3821]

I apologise to all of you who have been hurt by my statement, it was a spur of the moment thing after i drank 1 too many caprisuns

[@zach123101]

That's not his name dude

[@alphaotakux]

Yeah it's Cory "the boy genius" borealis ​@@zach123101

[@toddsnap3317]

This is probably the most 'Let's Play'-ing Title on the whole channel.

[@SoulYard7]

More silly adventures with the red rat! Featuring: OneySephiroth, Unfortunate pseudonym Spazkid, and the guy behind the "Keep your hand on your worm" animation!

[@XyllRia]

Unfortunate Psuedoname Spazkid

[@kurtcumstain]

unfortunate pseudonym spazkid

[@BiZkWiK87]

Pseudonomus Unfortunatum

[@XyllRia]

@@BiZkWiK87 genuis

[@Wanup_Vodka]

SPASTIC?? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU SPASTIC???!

[@BulletJesus]

This and Tomb Raider already feel like instant classics! Thank you, oney boys!

[@CYB3R_FOX]

Surprised to see my deleted scenes compilation appear in here even if it was less than a second, first YMS now Oney, my life is complete.

[@theirkenboy01]

8:42 actual brain damage

[@Lucas43434]

How come Conser Con Console Conser Concert Conker Conker- How come Conker doesn't get more chocolate?

[@cruddnow]

It's actually worse than the first clip in the nonsense compilation where Cory says something like "Edepstheuhseduhhepsthe what's it called?"

[@pass_]

it seems to be a roll of the dice on which series last to the end of the game and which ones end after 3 episodes, I hope there's more tomb raider atleast

[@Shamax0]

I don't know, Cory's powers have been enough to often push series to completion

[@AYS613]

@@Shamax0 Yeah, if Cory's involved then chances exponentially increase of us seeing them complete the game.

[@oldoutlet6946]

@@Shamax0 He has the power of god and autism on his side.

[@pinkgum]

i need more rugrats scavenger hunt

[@GrayD_Fox]

I rather more episodes of life is strange. The guys make it watchable, and i have no interest to actually play or watch someone do a serious lets plays

[@thepigegamer7736]

"This is gonna sound really mean, but the only thing I really knew about you is that you were gay and a animator." - Cory, 2024

[@Memjahmin]

Hans has German/Spanish heritage, and his grandfather was an adopted Jewish-German something something argentina hitler

[@Jelkitosix666]

All the stars are here

[@HOTD108_]

​@@Jelkitosix666You ever think if you went back in time to kill Hitler, you'd just end up getting seduced?

[@sarmin8008]

Trying to figure him out from just the bits dropped in these episodes is wilder than piecing together fnaf lore

[@bukubills2405]

Galaxy gas mentioned!! *0:54

[@Jacksonrox13]

7:03 Those jumping crates have the exact same sound effects as the box-breaking sound in the original Crash Bandicoot trilogy.

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

I like that we got a Hanz lore-drop this episode

[@pyrotechnick420]

I spent all my time playing this game's multiplayer instead of finishing the story. It was Rareware's first multiplayer game since GoldenEye so they really outdid themselves by adding a layer of depth to the multiplayer I havent seen since

[@ricebix]

Yeah I used to play the fuck out of it with my brothers. We could never finish the actual game though. We always got stuck on the part where you have to get out of the place avoiding the lasers and fighting the teddies

[@ricebix]

Also whichever Ratchet and Clank had multiplayer was really good too, as fun as this or goldeneye I reckon

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@ricebix word

[@MysteriousJojo]

My first ever exposure to this game was watching a playthrough of this whole segment in the remake with no context at all

[@wuvumgywgy]

Spades slick?? ♠️

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Yes ​@@wuvumgywgy

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Yes ​@@wuvumgywgy

[@CrisisMoon7]

13:35 I think this is the only reference from this game I understand. Watching that movie in theaters was my favorite cinema experience. I remember watching The Big Picture show on KZbin like 10 years ago

[@hydrax7131]

Kind of annoying how Conker's 'It doesn't get any worse then that' went right over their heads when referencing lost in space hahaha

[@Dr.Peasly]

Chris collecting autists to beat games

[@Pateticomortal]

Artists*

[@ankd956]

Lmao you make it sound like its Pokemon or something

[@toferslayer]

spectrum squad rolling out

[@HOTD108_]

​@@ankd956Autism predates Pokemon, so technically Pokemon sounds like autism and not the other way around.

[@Crusader820]

@@ankd956 Guests please be advised: Please do not throw pokeballs at the neurodivergents

[@JayEmGe]

Just sat down to eat a ham sandie, perfect time to see another Conker upload

[@GGincPhatMan]

Omg I love Oneyplays! It's the one thing I have to look forward to other than taxes and death!

[@Nix-Man]

"I legally crossed!]" was a pretty good joke that chris just baby talked over

[@markus5237]

Chris is a red celtic squirrel

[@colonelsanders6976]

fighting back against nasty invasive Gray squirrels

[@markus5237]

@@colonelsanders6976 Bro are we on the same wavelength or what?

[@xxalex423xx]

Did you guys just... become best friends

[@peefmcgoose2908]

​@@xxalex423xx Umm YUP

[@colonelsanders6976]

@@xxalex423xx errrrmmmm

[@wowzameowza4242]

aint no way Conker predicted galaxy gas😭🙏

[@MakotoUeno]

Still waiting for them to find the Gwimbly Easter egg

[@zeldadonkey1]

5:51 I associate that sound with Nintendo Life and I thought I accidentally went to one of their videos at that moment

[@spaghetti0356]

This really says a lot about war, thank you for making this truly needed video. ❤

[@JayEmGe]

I wish Chris was the one playing and that Cory and Hans would let him be surprised by the game. They're explaining every freaking detail of the game haha.

[@GreenHotDogz]

Yea I get Conker is great to fully experience for the 1st time. But tbh I'd probably be doing to same thing Cory is doing.

[@PosiTaylor]

Cory is best backseat gamer.

[@SpectronPrime]

When oney makes a video I fly to the sun and drink koolaid

[@wryytard]

Thanks for the frequent uploads

[@cyprus1005]

Scarecrow hit that galaxy gas

[@Slop_Dogg]

the wait is over.... Cory is BACK!!!

[@jagerkruger5180]

can someone please point out this mysterious artifact that Cory keeps talking about for the first five minutes of the video. im really trying to find this shit

[@joshzuker8308]

Prob doesn't show up on the recording

[@GrachiPlays]

it's a black line that rotates around conker, but its very thin so its hard to miss. look at 4:54, you can see it moving around just to the right of conker, and then a little lower down on the left after the camera changes. cory is right, once you see it you'll shit bricks and notice it everywhere

[@ligmaballs2482]

​@@GrachiPlaysi saw it

[@darkshad0500]

22:35 one of the plutonians joins the cast

[@Pren0110]

Can’t wait for Conker’s Bad Fur Fay complete

[@erictracy1630]

Hans: "They hired her to do it because she actually fought in war like this." Cory: "Pffft, I don't know about that." Cory...please...

[@dylonq1047]

I had a dream I was in a car and I saw Zach and Chris and Cory and I just pogged and pointed at them in their car so they turned to me and did the same, this is a dark omen

[@Snoozelightable]

13:14. “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”

[@VLADPowder]

I knew a guy who was German on his mother's side however his mother and her family were primarily Bolivian. He has some cool uh... heirlooms

[@tiben36]

swastikas made out of cocaine?

[@BiZkWiK87]

I once dated a chick with a Hungarian-Argentinian great uncle. Much the same type of heartwarming post-war journey to a new land.

[@justjoe8397]

As a kid my grandad collected a bunch of german stuff left over after the occupation and when my gran found it she buried it somewhere on their farm and never told anyone where.

[@TheFrenchmanCooks]

@@justjoe8397that was stupid of her

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

21:42 They 100% removed it because Germans like Mengele were doing vivisections on POWs, and the Japanese had Unit 731 doing all manner of cruel experiments, too. The Japanese like to deny all the insanely evil stuff they did. I honestly thought they were going to be the evil scientists based on their outfits, so it actually makes sense why the joke they did was disconnected from the visual design.

[@tedundercarriage8183]

highly dubious claims. look into Eisenhower's death camps. Ask why you don't know about the allies actions during and after the war. The good guys aren't always the victors in hindsight.

[@Froboy1100]

Not that this isnt a fantastic playthrpugh, i kinda cant help but wonder what this would have looked like with DD and Julian. I would have loved to hear esoteric game knowledge from DD whole they played. Would have been a perfect game for them to play too

[@TheFrenchmanCooks]

Yep, anyways

[@MazinGo-1972]

This game was never released in Japan. The Japanese rep of Nintendo was laughing as they were shown previews while the American side was fuming about all the crude humor.

[@al145]

Is that true? That's wild if so, but honestly tracks for the time period

[@HOTD108_]

So let me get this straight: The Japanese rep was laughing and enjoying the game, while the Americans were upset with the game, but despite that the game released in America but never did in Japan? That doesn't make any sense.

[@blunderbuss1395]

@@HOTD108_ japanese people really like to put up a façade of being safe for work, especially in games which they still treat as targeted purely towards children despite knowing the main consumers of them are big ol manchildren like us

[@Big_Iron_Tomkus]

​@@HOTD108_ I looked and I can't find any interviews or articles or anything about japanese reps laughing at it, so they may just be mistaking it for another game. Or it's just another source of "I made it the fuck up".

[@PrismTheKid]

feels like one of those bits where miyamoto locks iwata in a bathroom or something, but he forgot to finish it Idk why this got top comment though

[@Assimandeli]

19:00 that's an Aliens/ Alien 3 reference, dingus

[@HughGort]

Hans should not have revealed that information. Now Tomar will be on the hunt for, "the one who got away".

[@candythegremlin]

21:43 I’m so happy they talked about that scene I love how disgusting it is

[@Jelkitosix666]

Two juice in oneyplays sighh

[@EverythingAnimated87]

I don't know what I been told......uh, I dont know what I been told.....

[@eddiemudie952]

This entire section of the game is still one of the most difficult sequences of activities I have ever played in a 3D platformer. The spider mine section where you have to push the little explosive dude was a hard filter for me when I was younger. I needed to cheat to see the rest of the game and even that was so difficult that it gave me nightmares.

[@Jeterfan906]

I remember an Xbox demo disc having the storming the beach level as a demo on it

[@VLADPowder]

I used to think that " I don't know what I've been told" was actually how the song went thanks to playing Destroy All Humans growing up, they stay that as well when the Army shows up on the farm

[@Shygster]

I remember there being a conker reloaded demo on a demo disc or something that I played as a kid. Blew my mind too

[@greenfox42]

Been out of power for the past 5 days and the first thing I’m catching up on is my oneyplays fix 😂

[@mcfearsun]

Conker sees the brutality of war in CONKER’S BAD FUR DAY

[@Captianjim]

Never thought I'd hear Oney and friends praise Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show and the Lost In Space movie theme. Let alone in the same video. 😂

[@BeanerMan13]

The ending is why I love Corey 😂

[@TwisterTH]

17:32 - Man, I used to watch PewDiePie's playthrough of this game and after so many years, I completely forgot about this unique crawling animation.

[@HazeX2]

They don't like the PPG movie :(

[@wyatt7231]

Absolutely outstanding

[@OmegaWhenua90]

Always thought the first-person scene with the spider-bots in the hallway was an Alien 3 reference.

[@lunch_trey]

I'm pretty sure the war segment is actually something Zach does on the daily.

[@greg4194]

17:15 my brain totally hears Cory in song rhythm: "We all do" ...and I'm so sorry, I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight!

[@joshm7335]

I had no idea that Amnesia scene in Mass Defect was a reference to this game. That's crazy.

[@thevanillafeziant]

I legit realized that too when it happened. It’s practically word for word. Lol

[@jameseddleman6944]

15:41 "oooh say can you see, oooh say can you see."

[@VLADPowder]

One of my favorite depictions of war-horror in gaming is in The Darkness (1), which btw is far superior to the second game; That part when you travel into the Darkness realm is like a sick Black Metal depiction of WW1 and I'd love to see that game remade and reexperience that!

[@patricianpenguin]

Yeah that was a solid game, shame the second one went a different direction and lost it's edge

[@VLADPowder]

@@patricianpenguin It was one of the few games that made me emotional by the end of it. The world felt very believable, I think they did a great jo with the NYC atmosphere

[@IamAJoe]

Cory is right. The only thing about Hans I ever knew was he animated, he did really good voices and he gay.

[@vashwolfwood5899]

18:40 Impressive Snake.

[@TheHornet79]

Lmao the last line in the video. Corey is hilarious!

[@Rotichi]

Gave the scarecrow galaxy gas

[@brisko624]

Pskinti

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Wait that actually translates as "to pee", just as the prophecy foretold

[@amazingonion]

Conker will always make me think of MC Devvo

[@exiledPostman]

Hell yeah, my favorite chapter

[@SkylerAlthaus]

Oh boy my favorite console, the Nintendo 65

[@connorokeefe1229]

More like saving Conkers privates

[@jojobizadTRASH]

Conker predicted whippeting

[@ZEK-ROM]

Cool, talked about the deleted scene

[@AlbertP.A]

i want a comeback of slightly artistic

[@ChillaxingJay]

I know the War area is the hardest part of the game so I just hope they stick through until the end because this is one of my favorite OneyPlays series at the moment.

[@bayzul7405]

Lasers are colon sensing ofc tediz dont have them to get blown up

[@Unestablished]

Good series

[@schwarzwald6672]

Yessss finally I think by the end of the time I had renting this game from blockbuster for the n64 the tendies multiplayers games were my fav. Such a good story and it goes into the horror aspect perfectly like those two horror ww2 movies.(one modern)

[@SpookySpaghettii]

18:47 duude i heard the Feddy Fazbar laugh

[@njez7563]

I hear it aswell it's very faint

[@greg4194]

I thought the wall-crawling shot was referencing Alien 3

[@MollyDollyy774]

21:55 Yeah... I remember that _o r g a n r e m o v a l_ scene... It's really disturbing

[@UnderstandingCode]

BRING BACK ZACH

[@BalsamicJeebs]

22:34 lmao he sounds just like oglethorpe from aqua teen

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

I'm surprised they didn't talk about the scene with the innocent guys saying "we aren't german" and pleading for their lives but the people shoot them anyways

[@Gexwer]

Cory is so awesome

[@int3stine]

hi oneyplays

[@Squashylemon]

It's happening boys they are going to finish this game!!!!

[@GrayD_Fox]

The Heavy nom took me out of the suspense

[@alancalvillo6756]

go Conker

[@mrplayfulshade]

Holt shit they might actually do it, I wonder if they'll do a Live and reloaded episode to see the updated version.

[@Jdubsx]

Please play the multiplayer on a livestream after you beat the game, I wanna hear Cory rage

[@Acejal]

Yessssss MORE CONKER!!!!

[@njez7563]

17:16 ok Blink 182

[@StevesGenericIndustriesInc.]

What WAS Hans doing in the period between 1939 and 1945?

[@rottinghamburger]

the scarecrow on galaxygas

[@marknleela69]

I just farted

[@The_G_in_Jesus]

that's crazy bro

[@JeffreyThrash]

Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.