Devil May Cry 5 (Complete Series)

[@ronik809]

cory's ideal methods of dealing with children is terrifying one of them is just gaslighting the other is drugging them unconscious

[@newusernamehere4772]

*America's ideal methods of dealing with children Reminds me of home lol

[@sefflikejeff1917]

Nah I'm with Corey on this one

[@shawnnesbit7314]

Pedophiles would get a kick out of it though

[@crackedemerald4930]

I love how he said "incapacitate" wrong every time

[@cass_3000]

Don’t blame him

[@ArcturusMinsk]

to calm a crying baby, just scream "ROYAL GUARD!" in to it's ear over and over.

[@PALACIO254]

You know it works when they respond with "SWORD STYLE"

[@thebreadbringer]

I find it funny how often Chris mentions burn victims. As a mongoloid who threw boiling tea on himself as a 1-year-old and now has a third degree burn scar covering nigh my entire chest I'm very happy.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

Nah he means burn victims that have visible scars like on the face, yours can be covered with a nice shirt and saying you like to cosplay as luffy

[@Khornecussion]

Burno Brown, they call you.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Dang you got a cool scar out of it though

[@Bluemilk92]

Bread Bringer the Burned, of olde' lore draws nigh. Shut the gates, prepare the tea!

[@Meganuke5000]

I hope that every time he does bring up burn victims you clap your feet together and say "That's me!"

[@PinkBunnyCorporation]

I love Jeff so much. He brings the grumpy uncle energy so much.

[@suttlet.sounds9707]

Fr, I need an episode with him Zach and chris so badly

[@suttlet.sounds9707]

@Psychoticpebbles I’ve listened to em all more than a dozen times lol

[@Robertybob_]

Jeff is one of my favourites of the boney guests, his voice is so dope

[@onionsieglinde8718]

UUUEGGH

[@cresoma]

Unfortunately he doesn’t show up often due to his crippling Angry Joe addiction

[@yoyhue1678]

whatd you say?

[@agent_w.]

“i don’t like the laughter of children, it annoys the f⛎ck out of me” -Corey 2020

[@theAgentSmith2]

timestamp?

[@adamcormier6513]

I feel like he has said that during the sleepycabin days too

[@theAgentSmith2]

i got it 51:16 from there on haha

[@dirtdirtdirtiest9607]

"He's giving him a Hi Hitler" god Cory is a gem

[@apejones7335]

1:58 when he says "them crazy bitches" he sounds exactly like the Tattletale Strangler from Spongebob

[@The_Real_Zer0]

Eughh like don't call me dead weight Cory eugh

[@MikeyLikey95]

I do enjoy hearing these 4 funny gentlemen bully and berate each other.

[@The_Real_Zer0]

The funny fellows at oneyplays never fail to make my day.

[@alexanderking1828]

From the video you are commenting on to your pfp and banner you interests perfectly align with me 😂 good day and or night!

[@chomskyhonk2366]

The implication that Cory is Dante implies that Chris is Vergil

[@The_Real_Zer0]

@@chomskyhonk2366 oney vergil vs oney sephiroth

[@chocolvr931]

"Royal Guard!"- Jeff

[@Chaos_Vergil]

Ah yes, my favorite Devil May Cry character: Smergil

[@DigitalGame18]

Ok, three compilations in one day? Is this a yulehole miracle?

[@crisismoon880]

No it’s an excuse to make more ad revenue

[@montanajoe4636]

@@crisismoon880 don't care, I want to give oney money :)

[@MikeyLikey95]

@@montanajoe4636 One day he'll finally use it to buy a car and become an unstoppable force that eventually saves America from her impending doom.

[@crisismoon880]

@@montanajoe4636 I guess your right, maybe some of the money goes to Ding Dong and Julian’s game

[@nintendork0943]

mirachole

[@agent_w.]

56:05 child: says or does anything corey: 👁👁

[@corbinhardy7294]

Wasn’t dis video released like a 10 mins ago

[@yomom109]

Jeff yelling "I'm a Smurf!" over and over gives me life.

[@Noheadsaw]

The whole bit is a piece of art, loved how Chris couldn't hold back laughter to finish his sentence when he saw the pic.

[@ngokumetsu4107]

They legit only made 4 episodes, made me sad they didnt make anymore ;-;

[@norm9077]

Akumetsu based and redpilled. I have to agree with you in this one.

[@artiblanco1288]

Oh man, I hope they included that part where Zach got so peeved off that he unlocked Majin Form.

[@Peter-go1jz]

Bro I think they cut it out...

[@Nomad958]

Majima from yakuza

[@UmamaGoblin]

KZbin made you censor the “black” in blackface?! Damn youtube be racist lol

[@primesuspect8567]

It's more or less a totalitarian website, 'Big Wojcicki is watching'

[@mindfreek454]

KZbin hates blacks, this is proof

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Game theory: YT commits black erasure??? 😮

[@RickyRiceB]

Yt has gotten so racist lately that they took all my freckles away from me and drenched me in bleach so I could be their “perfect little albino” Kinda rude and disturbing of them ngl

[@newusernamehere4772]

Someone should use this opportunity to cancel youtube lol

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Cory's ideal child is basically a kid destined to be a sociopath or a demon possessed kid called Lucius

[@loneronin6813]

I'm not really a huge Devil May Cry fan, but the song, "Devil Trigger," has become one of my favorite songs in general.

[@ItsScapeGoated]

Cory, some dolls blink based off of movement. It's been proven those can blink randomly just due to the Earth's rotation.

[@vectorbarreiro4632]

Wait what!?

[@ItsScapeGoated]

@@vectorbarreiro4632 yup

[@carlajtay]

He literally criticizes EVERYTHING in this game. Like, I love him but jesus christ.

[@GrayD_Fox]

@@carlajtayHow does that apply to the comment.

[@carlajtay]

@@GrayD_Fox dude this comment is almost 4y old I don’t know brother

[@mouserat2545]

I literally screamed at the part where you started talking about jaguars and pumas

[@cerbear594]

same :') who's gonna tell em

[@TheWaInut]

Corey describing the sound of dmc 2 DT bullets is spot on

[@RaymoZenitram]

45:48 is where you want to hear THAT disturbing story...

[@GrayD_Fox]

disturbing?

[@beanpie9000]

Love the combo of Jeff, Corey and Dave. I hope they do more OneyPlays next year.

[@hex_49]

Just knowing that PhantomArcade (Dave) came from such a funny channel is kinda wholesome to me. I’m glad y’all are friends and I love these videos

[@AmedeusMkII]

Man, that chloroform bit was so good they had to do an instant replay.

[@TemmiePlays]

sure, they finish DmC, but DMC5 gets a stinky foot I blame Kyle

[@spiffiK]

Let's all take some time to remember that Jeff was in two episodes of Sleepycast before Chris made his appearance. In other words: "Jeff Plays. EEUGGHhhh"

[@OhJeezzRick]

When Corey was talking about the chloroform for children that reminded me of the nap time commercial

[@kylecrofts8740]

Best game of 2019.

[@Amialythis]

Why is Kylo Ren in this game?

[@madnessbound]

wow original joke

[@KarlPHorse]

Corey not playing 1 and playing 2 istead hurts me. 1 is so good. It may not have the cool powers and moves of 3, 4, and 5. But the aesthetic and story is so damn good. I will admit that 2 is so bad, it's good, so I still kinda like it. But still.

[@thedualitysystem]

I appreciate how they got someone who actually knows how to play the game. Although playing on a completed save file probably wasn't a good idea considering the entire game gets spoiled from the menu screen.

[@TemmiePlays]

y'all knew dante would be in it. and don't cory and Jeff already spoil that early on

[@eachasteriod1334]

@@TemmiePlays I think the spoiler in the menu he was talking about was Vergil

[@TemmiePlays]

@@eachasteriod1334 name a dmc game withouth vergil in it. if you want real spoilers, the title woul say HEY GUYS V IS VIRGIL AS IF YOU COULDNT TELL lol

[@eachasteriod1334]

@@TemmiePlays 2,4

[@TemmiePlays]

@@eachasteriod1334 he's in both of those games. did you even play them?

[@Owlero]

Nice, is not only is this reupload have more censorship, but there's an editing error at 58:30 where a whole segment is repeated...

[@citrinefool]

It only repeats around 30 seconds, wah

[@snugasapugonarug]

Cory/Jeff era is on par with DD&J era tbh

[@tothedark5384]

I like how they got the Vergil main menu screen right out the gate.

[@agent_w.]

36:48 “this guy reminds me of beowulf” *9th grade british literature flashbacks intensify*

[@TemmiePlays]

the cgi remake of it, lol.

[@wildcardxxi1859]

That book was fuckin awesome tho

[@Pat0p]

That van has like tardis physics. On the outside, it's a maintenance/work van. On the inside, it's an RV.

[@Tribophopic]

The van is a devil arm so that fits.

[@largelump3613]

Dave doesn't like imagining anyone he likes looking like Napoleon Dynamite. Him being upset makes me happy.

[@StardustSynchron]

Damn it they censored this one too. Of course because Cory and Dave are on it.

[@Voriehawk]

When you heard waluigi is in smash 0:07

[@mello998]

How tf are they going beat the reboot but only play an hour of this

[@skinwalker4934]

Lyle

[@mello998]

​@@skinwalker4934definitely Lyle

[@NeonNG]

they played through all of DMC remake but only played up to mission 4 in DMC5 ....

[@ReinAfterDark]

They already have it finished so.. That's probably why

[@HeavyMetalTherapy]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with the characters (exept for some redesigns), and to be honest Nico gummy smile is charming af

[@Liquid_Mike]

I've heard cory say that "tomcat's piss" line like a dozen times, but I sprayed Snapple apple all over my monitor and keyboard after hearing it in context

[@ModernOddity728]

*Leon Skennedy*

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

V looks like Rodrick from the new diary of a wimpy kids movies

[@heretics_archive]

I thought it was a little weird how cory went on an unrelated tirade about how capitalism is a lie and how karl Marx was the second coming of christ without giving any evidence other than him saying I have spoken with tomar and he agrees

[@ohheyitsguy]

Well, if Tomar agrees, then I guess I do too

[@MrTehWurld]

Wow I've never heard this joke before

[@ohheyitsguy]

@@MrTehWurld joke?

[@heretics_archive]

@@MrTehWurld yeah, I'm with guy, Joke?

[@dextergrif2019]

Cory sounds like DaddyOFive when he’s explaining his gaslighting strategy

[@loneronin6813]

That sleep paralysis demon was really well-drawn! :D

[@TheMrrccava]

Chirs clearly jokes. Corey's fucking real thoughts are not just insanity, he's just wrong about so much, holy shit

[@MyNameIsPaulo54]

34:24 love how much Dave got owned here

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

Nero is the Cannon equivalent to Reboot Dante Acts and looks just like em

[@captainweekend5276]

I could hear the eeeugh from the thumbnail

[@sargemcsauce2581]

All the demons in the world cant defeat dante. BUT an old homeless man can and steal his sword

[@BaStAgE]

corey..wake up to shit smeared all over him "hmmmm that's annoying i guess....oh well..i guess it's probably my fault" the end

[@gunmandj6534]

What happened to the adventures of Chris?

[@dippin4dots]

If you don't finish it the adventure never ends!

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Jeff is a let's player guys!!

[@Immor7alBG]

Always has been

[@kurokaze511]

Is it just me or does the new Dante model look a lot like Billy-Ray Cyrus?

[@deeta000]

I really wish I understood the teeth complaint. Or any of their complaints about the character models.

[@brennur3731]

4:34 PLEASE tell me this is the actual sound that plays

[@OhJeezzRick]

When I was a kid on Halloween I did a werewolf and I didn’t like to wear the nose because it was itchy and I had brown makeup on so it looked like I was doing blackface

[@VLADPowder]

Glad I'm not the only person who (may or may not) have dispatched a woodpecker with a BB gun

[@justanothergamer300]

I swear to god the thumbnails have me dying sometimes.

[@thedangboi7198]

oney pls play dmc2 is the best

[@mikekazz5353]

Cory just describing the nap time spray skit.

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Damn, it takes a bloke like Cory to go on KZbin and say what we're all thinking about the ladies in DMCV. Thanks Cory. It's not for polite society, but you're completely correct. Hyper-realism to the point of over-faithful mocap recreation doesn't really work for human characters.

[@robertanderson1690]

*claps feet together like a baby*

[@greenfox42]

41:56 just finished watching them play this series before rewatching this one hahaha

[@micheal.s6726]

You guys are hilarious!😆

[@swolldobby3940]

Dave’s MAGfest story is god level

[@Johnconagher]

Fucking wish they did the full game it was so good

[@jamesrussell2936]

Hey, wait, what? I don't remember then doing this...

[@veiluhm]

Is it me who just found out its devil may cry, and not devil man cry??

[@elbinopaper4629]

Dave sounds like a black Lyle

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

He sounds like Cory with one additional braincell

[@rippl3r0]

I hate seeing or hearing kids so everything Cory said really resonates with me.

[@mothvile]

"all you know is he's got some demons" No. He doesn't. That's why he exists, BECAUSE, he doesn't have demons.

[@schweedies4597]

Why have I heard all these stories but not this episode wtf

[@agent_w.]

48:20 ah yes, i too pop a boney when i get nervous as well

[@srs777]

chris play game goob, great job.

[@SomeGuy-qd3li]

god damn dave keeps pulling off SSSs

[@royalboyo]

unpopular opinion i love cory dave and jeff a lot they tickle my sleepycast bone

[@booates]

i miss dave

[@BigMustyBlue]

3:30 is my fave rant

[@trajanfidelis]

Jeff is pretty cool.

[@devinthedivine8554]

If you could pick one Oneyplays guest/member to smell the feet of, who would you pick and why?

[@ourDreamcatcher]

Waffle is the obvious answer here.

[@madnessbound]

@@ourDreamcatcher based

[@coyoteinawell8887]

3 years later and now preschool teachers are sleep stickering the kids😅

[@treykennedy4106]

OH BOI DEVIL MAY CRYYYYU

[@DEMiURGE455]

Never let children near Cory lmao

[@bazzjedimaster]

Would Smergil theme be Bury the Smell?

[@royalpancakes7807]

Cory is friggin broly my dude

[@Ghisteslohm139]

44:44 jeff is so funny here

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

1:11:44

[@dallyjk]

i was just thinking about buying this today too, idk if i should just wait and get a ps5 so i can get special edition or just say fuck it tho

[@connorferguson2269]

Oh vary few ads in this one : D

[@greenfox42]

1:07:22 isn’t that a mockingbird

[@NinyaFrick]

Have they heard of naptime... definitely not chloroform

[@postbrohomes2382]

Clearly Corey has never been hit by los chanclas or el sincho and it shows 😅

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Am I the only one who thinks gummy smiles are cute and that Nico is really hot? Also that Trish looks fine too

[@DZCOSENTRY]

They didn't get to Dante... :(