BLOODBORNE (Complete Series) - Oney Plays

[@spencerm5612]

"The silliest man in the world could not fight the werewolf" is one of Ding Dong's greatest quotes

[@321Crazysteve]

I can't believe Mick beat Bloodborne in two and a half hours.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

How dare you doubt Mick you prick go sit on a stick.

[@321Crazysteve]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 don't mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Qzpiano]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 eat my lemon you jemon

[@ginogatash4030]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 is the stick upright or is it just layed on the ground?

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@ginogatash4030 Use your imagination

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

Mick’s first venture into the lion’s den

[@cheepvz]

when i walked up to yharnam and got the blood transfusion, that was a power move. a display of dominance

[@thebreadbringer]

@@cheepvz It's like he said, the blood turns you into an asshole. I can imagine him talking about his power move through a gated window.

[@noises4978]

hopefully last

[@thescarletcultist113]

This is the video of the man

[@obiwanKILLNOOBi]

...in the alley

[@Top_Nepper]

From STANISTAN!

[@TheNefariousPenguin]

I hate the man.

[@bingobongo536]

No

[@henrystone4531]

No fucking way

[@princesspubert2194]

If this was just two hours of the OneyPlays crew screwing around with the character creation screen, I wouldn't even complain. I bet they'd somehow manage to make it hilarious.

[@theqreem8587]

Yeah, shame they ruined it with actual gameplay Kinda upset Kinda gonna unsub

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

@@theqreem8587 kinda same tbh

[@CYDeviant]

Spore creature creator.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@theqreem8587 Let's riot because as we all know you should riot and destroy your city over the smallest possible thing or even nothing at all.

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 yeah dude we live in a society

[@majorjohnny7517]

This playthrough was such a power move

[@phantompop3192]

Speaking of, I really hope they’re friends again.

[@Leonitys_]

@@phantompop3192 what did dingdong and the others like break up?

[@لمعان-ض9ع]

This is such a gay zoomer comment.

[@rsu3015]

@@Leonitys_big freaking drama dude I mean BIG!

[@parisulki729]

I just learned what that means! This is awful!

[@Natalie_Toshino]

It's really sad knowing that Chris cut his throat with the scissors, and that they've been using a tiny clone of him for content, and occasionally torture it, ever since. EDIT: Thank you for the love.;_;

[@SmoreMonkey]

is it a clone of chris or a reincarnation of chris tho

[@Shifsabre]

@Bla Bla if it didn't answer the hypothetical, then it's wrong to torture it

[@Graphomite]

That is sad. But at least they torture it. That's kinda funny.

[@pepesilvia429]

@@SmoreMonkey every time he dies a new chris forms in his womb using the nutrients from his quickly decaying body

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@Graphomite it is a pretty good one tbh

[@mienski0]

So Tomar was the moon presence all along?

[@bumbum5190]

**points gun to ur back** Always has been

[@blastortoise]

And he gave everyone in this video a coke in return to build his castle.

[@KrazyChibi]

“Hey Jaxxy look! I’ve become a Great One!”

[@ThePrinnyman]

Only capable of being released once one finds the Tomar emeralds.

[@Folkmoot]

Like the profile pic

[@DonkeyKongJr]

19:41 Chris has an amazing ice king impression

[@Fillardmillmore]

13:25 not to be one of those people that ruins comments sections with recent drama, but I zoned out for a moment and heard this out of context

[@gavinhall781]

Oh wow.. that woke me the fuck up.

[@robinfire0772]

*Nah definitely true*

[@fantasticcat9539]

Context? I’m clueless

[@natehohn9440]

Every morning I would wake up and ride the school buscemi

[@TKstudios21]

Of my girlfriend's four post bed

[@BucketOspuds]

The imagery of an orangutan riding a bus with buscemis face on the front like the maximum overdrive truck is really funni.

[@Gwennerini]

@@TKstudios21 I know it's not mine but I'll Steve if I can use it for a weekend or a buscemi?

[@BalsamicJeebs]

this playthrough reminds me of a certain powermove

[@GrayD_Fox]

It so nice to hear DD and Jules agian.

[@ZenFr0g]

Julian's laughter gives me joy

[@m.g.trazor417]

What do you mean? Doesn't everyone hear them every night, in their dreams?

[@ringodoodles490]

@@m.g.trazor417 I do

[@joshuadeira5550]

@@m.g.trazor417 I use these too sleep, i can confirm i hear them in my dreams.

[@Honcher_John]

I just love how quickly Julian commits to the bloodborne song bit at 22:19

[@WanderingChin]

Julian channeling Brentalfloss

[@shadow_x_gear]

the young men are back in a complete series

[@blakechildress944]

Chris and Tomar have El-CID locked away in their basement and every once in a while they let him edit so the world thinks he's still okay.

[@Darkpennant]

I love how Julian sounds genuinely happy in parts of this.

[@Arjanator]

58:50 I love how everyone just goes into a stunned silence after that burp

[@shekelsnatcher8504]

"How to make a souls character" Push every single slider to either the top or bottom Done.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Nah if I'm gonna stare at a character for a buncha hours I'm gonna make it as sexy as the engine allows.

[@rm2kking]

I made my dude look like Count Dracula. He had a monocle.

[@fonke_monke]

and the best part is everytime you have completely different look

[@ibuprofentabs]

48:38 Always avoided watching the dreaded 2016 MAGFest Panel until now and gosh that is some video

[@xzaviay]

Love the moment at 48:16 when they talk about the animation panel.

[@HeroOfTimpani]

So like... what happened here? 😰 (newer viewer of OneyPlays here)

[@xzaviay]

@@HeroOfTimpani Type "MAGFest 2016: Animation Panel" on youtube

[@tunasandwich8049]

@@HeroOfTimpani basically think of hanging out with your friends and they get drunk being brutally honest with every single stranger in public It was a trainwreck of a panel

[@theharv2390]

I think the AC/DC section of this play through was one of the hardest times I have laughed at Oneyplays

[@RPGCrash]

Lots of power moves in this video.

[@BucketOspuds]

*HE ASKED HIM ABOUT ANIMATION LOOKBACK* **Tom&Jerry scream**

[@broonsie992]

Favorite bits: 00:13 FIRE! 5:20 Julian's twin 23:28 American tail 27:24 NosDOLLgia critic 27:55 🐖 31:19 A long time ago 39:14 civil war 41:22 steve buscemi 57:40 space jam 1:10:34 monster sounds 1:16:08 tiny blurry man 1:22:38 death 1:34:26 mmmmmmm 1:36:08 Micks Chris impression 1:38:57 bathroom break 1:40:25 rip in peace chris 1:56:31 fake id 1:59:34 seth rogan fat albert 2:03:12 bells of cathedral ward

[@McDoinky]

what about "SECret!!"?

[@GrinningAries]

@@McDoinky 19:37 "Secret!!"

[@azshed7489]

That vibe when you go to look up an infamous drunk escapade and go down a sad rabbit hole. Sorry for all betrayed.

[@thel0gcabinYT]

“He listened to limp bizkit cause dogs like biscuits!!” “I grab my dog by the ear & say Listen! Stop listening?!”

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I read this right as it happened in the video. You are clearly a witch and we don't cotton to witches around these parts here boy.

[@thel0gcabinYT]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 OH HECK! I just put a curse on you that messes up your tax paperwork! Sorry! You’re getting audited this year!

[@ehehhehehehhe]

That's one of my favorite Julian jokes of all time

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@thel0gcabinYT Dick

[@gaybrahamlinkoln5714]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 cotton to?

[@iller64]

Funny timestamps for me: 46:41 baa-ram-yew (nematoads) 55:16 AVGN theme 1:14:13 Italian racial slur

[@Top_Nepper]

Funny Male Youngs Bizzare Adventure: Phantom Blood

[@Squeeble00]

*insert steel ball run joke*

[@jhostmusic]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mick's Indie JoJo's Bizarre Adventure show came out

[@pseudopeppers2702]

One of my favorite oneyplays series

[@RealBillyFanword]

I hope they revisit this with Chris, Tomar, and Lyle. Preferably with Lyle playing, that way Chris can backseat game while Tomar uses his iconic grapefruit spoon to scrape the flakes from his eyelashes.

[@Y2JHHHDX]

When are you gonna upload Stuart Little for GBC complete series

[@Inexpressable]

game takes way too long to beat

[@Fang_Tooth]

it'd be over 12 hours long and they probably couldn't split it into parts like kingdom hearts 2

[@screwthenet]

They already did. Thou art welcome. ^,;,^

[@PhallFlex]

Thanks!

[@philiph9642]

Obviously teasing a Bloodborne Kart playthrough

[@deviantknight7009]

Well the Bloodborne kart game came out

[@marcharvey6171]

That "Steve Buscemi/ 911" conversation made me choke on my muffin. Stupid conversation is what makes life worth living 🤣

[@CooperDooper38]

2:21:52 There's a Sega Gamegear game from 1995 called "Tails Adventure" on the box, but on the title screen, it says "Tails Adventures", so no one truly knows whether the title is supposed to be plural or not. Also, if you've never played it, give it a shot. If you want to play it without firing up an emulator, it's on the 3DS eShop. It's a Metroid-y kind of game, and it's very fun

[@Showbiz000]

i'd be so down for a new playthrough of this with zach and tomar, pls funni men

[@southofheck]

“Is this science fiction or fantasy?” Yes

[@duckbuster6391]

Julian’s Orsen Wells impression gets me everytime

[@MeadowManiacal]

13:21 True hunters make a pact with the god of the dream to be immune to the effects of the beast blood. They can still turn to beasts under certain circumstances like finding Caryll runes that have an affinity for beasthood or if they succumb to the addiction of blood, but it's more likely that they'll just go mad.

[@Tulip_bip]

"Chris, what if this?" "BIG IDIOT"

[@bojangles7133]

Ya know, I genuinely don't mind these complete series getting re-uploaded, reminds me of better times, when the series was first going. It's a really nice feeling, after personally having an extremely rough year.

[@Ghostblock]

Keep your chin up. This year is a doozie. Things will get better!

[@taterboob]

@@Ghostblock Greetings from the future. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[@bojangles7133]

@@taterboob Oh my god, were you ever right.

[@deadlikedisco4726]

@Bojangles Yo. It's me reporting from the futurer future. Things seem to be getting better, and I hope they are for everyone here.

[@bojangles7133]

@@deadlikedisco4726 My dude, I recently got a great paying job with benefits, got engaged, and an about to start the process of living together in our own home. You couldn't be more right.

[@087Alfred]

This is what I will be watching tonight instead of...you know

[@ela2mil]

New episodes of Johnny Test

[@teriyaki_chicken]

Game Grumps?

[@087Alfred]

@@ela2mil *whip sound effect*

[@drunkmunki3196]

Gaithers pond?

[@Sharkalien10]

No Jelq November health benefits videos

[@Austinstic]

4:40 No way, they made Jack Horner

[@thebreadbringer]

Oh my goodness, they did!

[@Deadwolf27]

I've watched like 8 of these complete series and I can't skip any of the overly long ads because I listen to these at work to pass the time. So Chris better have a million dollars.

[@xXFangRideXx]

go to the very end then hit the restart button. shhhh

[@Mote.]

Im in bed and trying to sleep to this but one part made me laugh out loud while i was laying down

[@dannyrank123]

0:09 when we get 3 complete series videos in the span of 2 days

[@theprofessionalpleb7094]

Chris: Julian, this conversation is for intellectuals only *belches loudly*

[@trajanfidelis]

Mick needs to play with oney more

[@KingVegeta300]

I wouldn't expect that anytime soon

[@rowleyryan9025]

@@KingVegeta300why not :(

[@لمعان-ض9ع]

@@rowleyryan9025Because he screwed his girlfriend.

[@rowleyryan9025]

@@لمعان-ض9ع yeah I learned of that unfortunately. Really sucks, I loved all the sleepy cabin guys

[@asolomoth1066]

19:38 "SEEE-cret!" One of my favorite julian-isms

[@CooperDooper38]

1:50:49 Old Lady Throsabaum needs to be actual character name for a cartoon or game. Not sure if she should literally be a boss fight where she throws bombs, or if she should be a friendly, pacifist NPC that you have to help. Maybe you need to pass through an enemy gauntlet without killing any of them so that you can get medicine for her sister in law, Old Lady Withersmore

[@ronin8188]

The way RicePirate says ass is the best thing ever

[@deadlikedisco4726]

Sick pfp

[@DajuOnYoutube]

Hmm at 35:40, isn't that ding dong singing? I mean I can't really remember him singing any other time, not semi-seriously atleast, and it's so unexpected that I honestly find it hard to believe that it's him. But out of the people there it sounds the most like him.

[@ragemauger]

Chris

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Haha more like bloodboner hahah, uhh.

[@cheddarcheeks7240]

Nice dude

[@HatTrex]

Nice

[@BucketOspuds]

Haha no but seriously that was fouwking epic

[@hidden1319]

noice

[@thisguy5582]

I'm telling mom

[@videonmode8649]

I almost forgot about MagFEST until I watched this again. Poor Chris. Silly Mick.

[@lazycowboy666]

2:33:10 just love julian calling the violent grotesque hydra man “beauty of beauties” like his breath was taken away

[@BrickBrainBaby]

15:50 Chris is actually not wrong. I play bloodborne at work sometimes on a ps4 that's not connected to the internet so it's not updated. These guys do sometimes grab onto the ladders, it's stupid but funny looking. Also bloodborne at release without updates has the longest load times ever

[@ShahbazBokhari]

Still sad they never finished this as a let’s play, it’s one of their finest.

[@Ravi_34]

Never mind, now we know why

[@donteatmycheese1]

Yeah. Now it’s even sadder 😢

[@ShahbazBokhari]

@@donteatmycheese1 wait what??? Why??? What’s up?

[@ShahbazBokhari]

@@Ravi_34 did something bad happen??

[@KamikazeNinja05]

@@ShahbazBokhari Check out Veronica’s recent video to learn about it.

[@GimpyGosling]

To this day I still have not seen the Magfest video just so I will always have something to to say "Oh yeah I still haven't seen that! I really should, though"

[@thel0gcabinYT]

“Get out of Yarnham or I’ll show you my minge!” - Bloodbourne

[@HangedBigD]

Literally just finished a playthrough 30 minutes ago. Now I have something to watch. :)

[@MyYoyoyoyoyo12345]

That version of The Wheels on the Bus sounds like you'd hear it on Bob's Burgers

[@graytoyota1283]

Yoo Oneyplays predicted Jack Horner from Puss in Boots 4:38

[@jormilos]

2:34:07 "Into Free ~Dangan~" by B'z. It's so ridiculous and fun. I couldn't help but listen to it every time I started the game

[@Robert.R.83]

I love Chris's blender humor.

[@jorgeramirez57]

This is what I needed

[@SkanGavin]

The phrase, "A perfectly lit dark alley. Just rnough light to be dark." always sends me a gigglin.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

So did amelia's blindfold get bigger when she turned into a princess mononoke monster? Or is that her entire dress on her face?

[@LaserbeamXperience]

The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Mick, "I hate it when you LIE!"

[@solitudeguard8122]

Talking about Steve Buscemi, he was in The Big Lebowski and he looks VERY similar to today's Steve Buscemi. That movie came out 24 years ago

[@iCantFindAUserName6]

Anyone else notice the Metal gear music around 8:20 ?? Bahahaha, good job editor!!!

[@theguffbin]

19:38 SEEEEECRET

[@null5338]

Chris, I would like to thank you. This video in particular was so helpful with getting started with bloodborne and I managed to get the platinum trophies because of how helpful this playthrough was for understanding the game and its mechanics. You're an awesome content creator, luv ya and I hope you're safe and healthy. Thank you.

[@LangstonDev]

I love that song that goes "Buh-buh-duh-buh-puh/That's not space jam!/Buh-duh-puh-buh-puh/That's not space jam!"

[@Piirsmos]

59:58 Chris predicts Lucaria

[@ixl911ixl]

8:50 - Julian discusses the Oney Blaze. The little known origin event of Oney Plays.

[@gertrudechumblegobb]

Oh my God, the character creation bits, I couldn't breathe.

[@ollie7070]

I've seen a lot of KZbin communities, and this ones probably the most casually wierd.

[@Tulip_bip]

That's why it's the best!

[@ManicDepressedSillyBilly]

Hehe thanks for the compliment, we like to prode ourselves on being a little- we like to pride ourselves on being a little bit different here hmm *aggressively smears my disgusting liquid diarrhea on the wall*

[@gringodile]

41:20 this will always be my favorite bit

[@amphg7647]

The sound he makes at 1:24:(something) is the sound the protagonist’s tongue makes in Kung pow: enter the fist

[@Lapeno456]

you are freaking me the fuck out, i looked for the full gameplay and an hour later you upload this

[@SaintJames14]

>notif: uploaded 4 minutes ago "God another re-up? Wtf." >click description >uploaded 1 day ago How

[@MrThemanofdoom]

So surprised we havent seen a reupload of this onr yet

[@eliasplaysmusic]

I love the terrible death scream at 1:12:02

[@TheHawkeyeful]

"Everyone's already seeny" Yes Chris everyone has already seeny this.

[@Pay-No-Mind]

19:18 - Irish Wolfhound is the name of the big fluffy/scruffy dogs

[@QuilLocke]

4:22 It’s Floop’s Fooglies!

[@NaehiroEnjoyer]

28:12 for pig facts.

[@camcam1334]

The funny irish man is playing my fave game this is a blessing

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

I didn't know jackseptic guy play this??

[@superleekegshoondinovevo6998]

@Sightless_Seeker irish people aren't funny that's why chris doesn't have an accent

[@unclethou277]

1:55:27 chris' grandma's last words

[@juza64]

Pooping with clothes on just feels like I need to change clothes. Our ancestors pooped naked.

[@ErikTheViking]

Hypothetical: what would you do if you had a splinter but it gave you immunity to rat poison?

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Splinters hurt too much plus if you had an immunity to rat poison you wouldn't get as high when your dealer cuts your heroin with rat poison. Yes that is a real thing and yes it increases the potency. Ditch the splinter and be cool.

[@jaycro3284]

I would eat more rat poisen

[@zion6680]

Their fucking starter guy a 1:01 looks insanely like DJ Peachcobbler lol

[@bearebottle9166]

The Steve Buscemi part kills me!

[@GDubbs991]

That Steve Buscemi bit at the beginning makes me laugh til my guts hurt.

[@loneronin6813]

If I had played this game I would've tried to make my character look as much like H.P. Lovecraft as possible.

[@mysteriousmerchant9684]

11:12 That guy made the Muscle Man sound

[@florgusborgus3989]

39:20 had me crying 😭😭

[@Postaldude__]

I imagine the sonic heroes beta theme is what english sounds like to people who dont speak english