Quintessentially British TikToks #16

[@Blind-Ghost-1980]

The one where she drops the plant pot was broadcast on the 1st of April. It was a sketch for the viewers without telling them. It was really funny.

[@rixsist7048]

Oh I’m so stupid haha. I saw that live and instantly knew it was acted but couldn’t understand why the presenters were acting like it was real. But I didn’t realise it was April Fools Day!

[@toughbikkies3699]

Doesn't say much for the minds of the British public.

[@judgejudyslover]

Well it was obvious that it was for real.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

@@rixsist7048 "Oh I'm so stupid haha" Correct!

[@basedindividual5990]

ok

[@harrystones2238]

Fun fact: the whale at the start wasnt real, but a massive model brought to Redcar Beach as an art piece. Redcar beach has seen her fair share of whales washed up, and recently tons of crabs, etc on a worrying level.

[@bill84]

Tons of crabs ?? We should rename it Lindsey Lohan beach.

[@Simon1985_]

Funnest fact ever

[@lauren9004]

@Bill 84 😂😂😂😂

[@lukek5303]

It looked a bit like the fake whale from the boys.

[@MistaGabagool]

I was waiting for it to explode from gas build up

[@Ironbuket]

5:46 This guy must be a genius. Swapped his £100 parking fine for up to a £1K fine and penalty points

[@hotelmario510]

me, when I commit a crime punishable with a fine, if not imprisonment: BETTER FILM IT AND POST IT ON THE INTERNET

[@scott4418]

see the funny side of it ya karen

[@ianpodmore9666]

He's from Walsall, trust me they ain't the brightest people on the planet.

[@3th4n_ol26]

@@scott4418 That is the funny side of it

[@IIIErebusIII]

@@scott4418 Thinking that's funny what are you 12?

[@bubblegumpops1321]

The grandad with the dogs might be my favourite video ever

[@ollid124]

this is close as we get to the golden age of vine culture and im here for all of it.

[@annusyapipii]

i got excited for a moment, i thought you meant ancient greece and rome and their parties T=T

[@ollid124]

@@annusyapipii dolmades for all

[@annusyapipii]

@@ollid124 🥰🫒🍷🫒🏺🫒

[@RIXRADvidz]

I love it when presenters break character and absolutely break down.

[@BakaNeBaka]

Holly's giggles can get even a zombie to chuckle.... The duo is always cutely funny and once you throw in Gino, we have a random party... Ha

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

They're both twats...but then I've never been gullible enough to find them entertaining.

[@lloydcorke]

Yeah...but not any more though...

[@as3609]

@@lloydcorke But she never knew he was a nonce, promise!

[@thenunbus]

Aged like milk lol

[@TheCardinalFang]

Phillip Schofield being gay was old news a couple of decades ago. But for some reason the right wing tabloids suddenly had a bout of pearl clutching because he happened to get in to a consensual relationship with another guy.

[@HeartNDagger18]

That old man moaning about the dogs, legend.

[@mcgeorgeofthejungle6204]

Guy with the car who purposely used tape to change a C to an 0 is going to find himself in deep shit with the DVLA.

[@alfiecrichton9834]

Cause he let the whole internet know his actual number plate, what a nob 😂

[@simonseis744]

If he hadn't posted the video to brag about it he'd have gotten away with it, but now he'll get the original parking fine plus extra fines for concealing his number plate.

[@alfiecrichton9834]

@@simonseis744 Yh and if he gets caught doing it multiple times he could go to prison.

[@thejoin4687]

Just wait till he hears from the DV1A

[@vurtigoneiii275]

Mate. He's from Walsall. Genuinely surprised he can read at all.

[@goldensoul1842]

4:05 Reminds me of my grandad. Years ago we had two cute little guinea pigs. Whenever my grandparents came around my mum always asked my grandad if he wanted to hold them. Every time we got a "Bloody vermin" and that was that lol.

[@aferret5]

I found these compilation earlier, binged several and now I cant wait for the next one to come out

[@nathanlynch9634]

As a person from Liverpool I can say the going to school in Liverpool one is pretty accurate.

[@myarmsrgone]

Ey

[@nextcycle2311]

The old geezer and the dogs 😂😂😂

[@elizabethquinn7660]

4:51 " THATS MY BALL" funniest thing ever makes me laugh everytime

[@nealwright5630]

Loved the alphabet bit! Was waiting for them to get to "hache"!

[@raoulduke344]

It was a rip off from Harry Enfield and Chums in the mid 90s. The Scouser Alphabet. It should be on KZbin, and it's really funny. Especially "M" (or "F").

[@liamholcroft7212]

@@raoulduke344 Yeah thought i recognise it

[@rafezetter8003]

Daffodildo's - OMG HA! I'm calling them that from now on, forever.

[@darcieroberts6910]

That's my daughter 🤣🤣

[@rafezetter8003]

@@darcieroberts6910 She looks so pleased with herself, priceless, don't ever change hun.

[@darcieroberts6910]

@@rafezetter8003 ❤❤

[@jackm3720]

Cats are hooked on dreamies like it’s crack😂

[@turnitup3912]

British humour, PRICELESS

[@StephMcAlea]

Joking aside, Derek the fox looks rabid. Rabies is a death sentence. Always be on the look out for aberrant behaviour from dogs, foxes, etc.

[@graceygrumble]

We don' t have rabies, in England.

[@elainem654]

Yeah we don't have it here but... that fox did look rabid. Weird

[@StephMcAlea]

@@graceygrumble no, we don't. That's because people keep an eye out for it. I'm 54 and remember the TV ads so maybe that's why I'm a bit more sensitive. Oh, we do actually, but such animals and pets are exterminated early at the borders.

[@Draykez]

I think it might have been pissed. Must have eaten something fermented.

[@benmartin6644]

Definitely looked like it had some neurological disease even if it wasn't rabies

[@skyetati3722]

These make me laugh so much, like proper hearty ones 🤣

[@Perfectionado]

Fucking hell Philip has me in tears. We share the same laugh and it's just like two dying cars going back and forth.

[@that.guy11]

- BMW - personalised plate - 4D gel plate - fake carbon letters We’ve done it ladies and gentlemen, we have found King of the Wankers

[@comdam]

its a bad word that but anyway, why did he put it on video?

[@redwarf8118]

@@comdam What is a bad word? BMW?

[@comdam]

@@redwarf8118 no. i cant put it but it begins with a w

[@redwarf8118]

@@comdam really, you can´t write wanker? are you afraid of the devil? 🤣

[@Confused-.-.]

@@comdam we? ‘We’is not a bad word? You can say it don’t worry

[@liamholcroft7212]

That fox was on some serious gear

[@Widdekuu91]

I fear rabies, always call rspca when a fox is out in broad daylight and is acting funny.

[@Laayon19]

Yea it was rabies

[@gr3yh4wk1]

Rabies has been eradicated from the UK for decades. Likely distemper or a seizure.

[@mishajones2805]

And the third best muttly impression goes to Philip schofield. I thought only asthmatics got that particular laugh, lol.

[@boiledegggaming8424]

Sadly not all asthmatics mate, i dont have it

[@darcieroberts6910]

Fun fact: the kid that says daffodildos is my daughter!! I took that video🤣🤣

[@teelesynclair5902]

She's hilarious, I trust you'll be embarrassing her with it when she's older 😂😂😂

[@Sara.Rose.]

Oh these are so brilliant - all of them

[@wlove3838]

Philip schofield and Holly willoughby with their fake laugh-my eyes are running-wheeze

[@Happyheart146]

I was thinking, 'roll your trousers up u daft sod', but then... So funny, I nearly soiled on the cat lol!

[@dronespace]

These videos are gold

[@beetroot4798]

5:47 This is the *Hero,* the people needed. By people, I mean me.

[@Yuhyurfrd]

THE DOGGGGGGG I LOVE THE BALLOON DOG SM

[@danieljstanley5547]

the delivery on the tictok of the lady sending pictures of her nooney had me fucking deceased xD

[@mallymally2477]

I wish that were true.

[@johnsmith-7oo]

Reminds me of the After Life sketch, "You should see my fanny, it looks like a butcher's bin"

[@globalnomad450]

“Well obviously I have just had vagina surgery” obviously ???

[@rixsist7048]

I call it the Love Island affect. Every sentence seems to start with “Well, obviously”, no matter how obvious the next part of the sentence is or not.

[@FatMarlonBrando]

She’d posted previous TikToks about her surgery on her account, so to her followers, obviously she’d just had surgery

[@globalnomad450]

@@FatMarlonBrando well I guess you had to be there …. Or possibly not!

[@sjguk267]

Didn't you hear the echo

[@alexkonjanan5810]

But why tho…….

[@Dzeroed]

"If you stand close enough I can hotspot you" 💀

[@Drobium77]

that fox, i hope it's not rabies!! :-0 We've not had that in the UK for decades

[@amelieshearer8951]

I hope not too, it was very uncoordinated, I wonder if it was suffering from a seizure or stroke :/

[@sparkandflame]

No reports of rabies since 1900s... its probably ate something thats fermented, fruit etc.. drunk fox..

[@haroldboi7]

6:09 that is a Walsaller's smartest moment

[@katiedactyl]

Derek, im flucking dying 🤣

[@elisabetesilva9897]

I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂 it’s so funny

[@emmalouise9536]

What’s happened to me Barnett 😂😂

[@kezplays1296]

WhO LeFt ThAt wELLy BoOt tHerE Fuckin brilliant video

[@Heathen.Deity.]

I wondered who was sending me those fantastic emails.

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

I hope Derek is ok...

[@freelancerxo02]

The one with the fox clearly in distress and then falling was not fun to watch. Wish you had not included that, ruined it for me.

[@CannabrannaLammer]

If it helps, the poor thing probably couldn't feel anything at that stage.

[@jack.1.]

4:03 I love this guy

[@returntodreamcastle6810]

I think derrick might be having a stroke..

[@memetrainYT]

These videos are some of the finest

[@harveylee4426]

0:30 ya mum's gettin a taxi ride home

[@It-zMrRomeo]

0:39 loook its your mom sorry i had too 😭

[@ronwhite8503]

Too much Schofield and Holly Wibbly.

[@gretelrios1356]

and thats the best thing ever

[@ChangeBegins9661]

Ikr. About as funny as childhood cancer. Same goes to Gino and his "mispronunciations"

[@catherinehpn3613]

Derek is having a bad day bruv.

[@ashleymcconnell9044]

Poor Derek the fox has epilepsy

[@laurafinch3955]

Legend has it that the very same welly boot is still there. 😶

[@AvaAshmenall29]

Love these

[@kevelliott]

6:39 that was just beautiful

[@airoxonxbox629]

8:00 Working with her must be so wholesome everyday

[@WhoThisMonkey]

What you see occurring there at 1:06 is a case of gerning. It is an example of extreme concentration. It is often present when people take certain drugs, they are concentrating on crazy trippy shit going on in their head. But it is also present when someone is concentrating so to the upmost of their ability.

[@gospelofrye6881]

2:45 "Wot car is that?!" Mate, it's written on the back. That cube-shape car is a Nissan Cube innit? Lunchbox on wheels? Absolutely mate. Best bloody lunchbox on wheels you can get. Etc.

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

The strange tale of the crack fox.

[@FrisianLunatic]

Hell yea i love these

[@GameVoice2020]

"am back ont ronsons"

[@jhbdjcvbdevbjhsdbvkdsbvjhb5636]

Why is there a lady on the scree

[@BrianAchterberg928]

I’m pretty sure that fox had rabies. It had all the early classic symptoms like turning in circles, unsteady on its feet, and confusion.

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

Can't have been rabies, we don't have rabies in the UK. Probably just been on the piss.

[@graememckay9972]

Phil and Holly before they jumped the queue at the queens funeral and became public enemy no1

[@albertbrammer9263]

Phil and Holly, how to be unprofessional.

[@lilyharris7629]

Daffadildos lol

[@sdrxke]

4:16 truest shit anyone’s ever said

[@TheFiown]

That fox could have rabies !

[@JohnDoe-pd2lh]

Something was certainly wrong with it.

[@CHLOCHLOLP]

that was my initial thought but they actually dont have rabies in the UK. But could be something similar like canine distemper.

[@sa.8208]

No chance, someone poisoned it..

[@bethdeva]

probably a poisoned rat or smtn, the guy said it had killed something recently

[@Prince.M00NBEAM]

daffodildo's 💀

[@ethangaltrey6128]

Shit is to funny 😂😂😂👌

[@oldageisdumb]

3:47 I didn’t like that whole interaction. Seemed cute at first but then her yelling and pulling his hair to him telling her to shut up so angry

[@wipkpremium5691]

It's a British thing

[@mallymally2477]

@@wipkpremium5691 no it really isn’t. Its a shit parent desperate for internet attention thing.

[@charlottemansfield6916]

What was up with that fox? Poor thing lol

[@bennyboy4800]

thanks my G

[@jinz0]

best videos

[@SuperRat420]

You MUST keep those cats inside, irresponsibly little child

[@torinjones3221]

5:30 got a feeling Derek has rabies

[@lockenessmotorsports818]

Highly highly doubtful in the uk it's been erradicated totally near enough

[@rulerzreachf4n200]

Rabies is only present in some wild bats in the UK, it’s incredibly rare, I think Derek is just a bit unique.

[@comdam]

6:48 why would he put it on video tho?

[@nzbidzel]

5:55 Ahh I forgot the tactical of add vs delete *nod*nod* Say no more

[@crankypantsmcduff]

Rah that fox has got rabies, it's tripping it's box off, they do that with rabies. Nice.

[@gregoryclark8217]

It isn't rabies. The UK as been completely free of rabies for 100 years.

[@ShowtimeThaRaptor]

Super early innit?! From new YAWK citi!

[@Truth_is_all_that_exists]

I have known for 40+ years that we are the best people in the world.... And this just reinforces it over n over!!! I love you all beautiful British c*nts!!!! 🤣🇬🇧👍😎

[@ninejade9]

We need Phil and Holly in the US.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Something needs more signatures...

[@krussell1608]

Please take them

[@rhys180606]

I wonder if Gordon is tickling something?

[@nozrep]

could not figure out what the TV hosts were guffawing about

[@DanielCardei]

Daffodildo`s!!!!!

[@terrymoogan8445]

Wouldn't you think removing Schofield would be appropriate.

[@jerrydandrige1987]

Daffodildos 😆😆

[@malibuhiegts]

Don't count as watching TikTok if you watch it through KZbin videos

[@THEONEANDONLYBLACKLEGO]

I think Derek has rabies. Lmao

[@Anderwreckzz]

Thr uk has been rabies free for 102 years, was eradicated in 1922, with the last human case being 1902

[@Scot_Tz]

Dude Derek's got rabbies. Poor thing

[@joshuajespersen3336]

Its the UK bro they dont have Rabies

[@Scot_Tz]

@@joshuajespersen3336 tell me thats not rabbits. Look at the fox.

[@joshuajespersen3336]

@@Scot_Tz rabies has only been seen in very few wild bats over the last few decades, it has practically been eradicated after the 1920s, UK being a island nation makes it possible for them to do this. there are other diseases or bacteria that could change wildlife behavior.

[@finleyeaton8598]

3:16 that's where they from well thanks anyways

[@maddart4445]

Is Derick ok?

[@CommissarKane]

Derek's got rabies.

[@gregoryclark8217]

It isn't rabies. The UK as been completely free of rabies for 100 years.

[@loganavich17]

@2:50 we all have them.👍😎

[@emmalouise9536]

I have three questions. Why the hell was a fox on the roof? how did it get there and why derek? 😂😂

[@zorannayagam7602]

why cant people see it has rabies ? should call an animal control or something before it attacks someone...

[@Mike--Oxmall]

5:25 that fox is not crazy, its got fucking rabies.

[@demark8262]

No rabies in the UK probs pissed on fruit

[@victorix30]

Damn that final song always slaps 💥🔥💣

[@rixsist7048]

4:51 what the hell happened there?

[@That.blackcat]

Philip scofield one didnt age well

[@comdam]

why is the chip shop so full?

[@ChangeBegins9661]

Because someone made a jingle that you can hear "Binley mega chippy" and it got famous on Tik Tok. It's not even that good and is in a rough area of Coventry. I only know because I'm from Coventry and it was all over the local news. I live in a nice area of Coventry though and yes before you ask there is nice areas of Coventry lol

[@comdam]

@@ChangeBegins9661 i did think it was a ncie place. and thanks also for reply. is it still famous and have lots of people go to it?

[@ChangeBegins9661]

@@comdam no problem and yeah my daughter went to it with her friends and said it was clean and the service was good but the food was average. I think kids still go to it and the guy who does 'rate my takeaway' KZbin channel did a video there. If you get 20 mins you should watch that as the guy is quite entertaining. I'm not sure if it's still as famous or busy though

[@comdam]

@@ChangeBegins9661 cool i have just found it its 30 mins long so i might see it abit later today but thanks telling me about it. also found a video and it was of that chip shop on bbc news lol. ill have to go to it one day lol. hope the chips dont cost alot lol

[@comdam]

@@ChangeBegins9661 just saw the video lol was very funny .

[@arcadealchemist]

0:45 wonder how many car accdents happen cos of women and tiktok