Can You Accidentally Kill the ENTIRE Map in Hitman?

[@giantWario]

''Two third of the people on the island are dead.'' OnionButter: ''The fact that people are hiding, calling for help on their phone and staying put or panicking instead of just doing their daily routine is *clearly* a bug''.

[@TheChronova]

68th like, i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess

[@renojackson304]

actually quite realistic lul

[@insaneyogurt4993]

@@renojackson304Yes, that is what the commenter was in fact inferring that already.

[@krzystajer5485]

is that an intended mechanic or a glitch?

[@omega-xk4gj]

A Pile of Bodies with the same Bullet wound in the Knee drowning in inch deep water Investigators: Must have been the Wind

[@bgoldrain8244]

No adventures D;

[@_Gam3r]

song reference?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@justapersonthistime]

the pile of bodies: ah, i uses to be like you but then nothing shoot my leg and made me drown.

[@ItsMe_Victor]

They took a bullet to the knee

[@ryanpayne7707]

"...To this day, not much is known about the Haven Island Death Cult. Their intentions were unclear, as were their motives. Indeed, the only thing that is known is that most of them died of a single gunshot wound to the leg while standing in water..."

[@Wh173c0c0]

"Mr. 47, would you care to explain to the court how these 185 people drowned?" "They tripped into the water." "152 of them were found with bullets in their knees. Those bullets match your gun. Yet you still insist that they tripped?" "Getting shot in the knee tends to make people fall down." "Oh damn, that's a good point. Case dismissed."

[@Yellowsam4145]

Womp Womp they tripped.

[@justafoon]

Your honor, my client pleads; “Oopsie Daisy”

[@theghost9667]

It was just an accident, officer

[@charlottebarham7722]

Your honor my client pleads whoops my bad

[@IPFreelly]

Your honor, if my client were lying about not killing those people, wouldn't his pants be on fire?

[@Door227]

Your honor, he swore on his mama that he didn’t do it

[@catborg780]

Your honor, he pinky promised that it wasn't him

[@azazeltf2]

“12 people all die in an underground facility the same way” Must have been that dastardly Kira, nothing to see here.

[@_Gam3r]

they died of cringe

[@NA-AN]

So in this scenario, is Kira just this unavoidable nuisance? Like a Saturday morning cartoon villain or the flu?

[@Favourcool]

​​@@NA-AN Its a death note reference from an anime where the main character has a book and can kill anyone by writing their full name and how they can die in it

[@NA-AN]

@@Favourcool I know, I was hust commenting on the way Kira is presented in this comment.

[@elmiklosyt652]

Light just wrote their name thats it​@@NA-AN

[@GJERocks]

Wow, this has to be one of the most devastating natural disasters I've ever seen

[@ZomBro_BOSS]

If you don't understand how hitman works this title is hilarious

[@lladdix1050]

I understand how hitman works and still laughed at the title 😭 it took me a second to understand

[@johnduka1240]

@@lladdix1050same

[@genericname2747]

I know how Hitman works, and I thought the title meant using a glitch to kill everyone or something. I should play hitman again, it's been a while since I played

[@TheSoulCalledZuzia]

i understand how Hitman works, but i still found the title's implications funny

[@exploshaun]

I thought the accidents would be much more accidental.

[@feline_luv]

That captain is a national treasure. If only he didn't have to pass on. ;-;

[@Hockee09]

Rip captain o7

[@bluehalo295]

Rip

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

he will be missed. o7

[@cerjmedia]

"if someone sees you drowning a person, they won't think it's an accident" Unlike real life, very unrealistic mechanic

[@bilboswaggings]

My parents also have a very generous definition of the word accident

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Took me a second. 🤣

[@bilboswaggings]

@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly glad someone enjoyed my dumb joke

[@ẞooßys]

You are such a generous definition of the word generous if you know what I mean I think I interpreted the joke right

[@discordlexia2429]

Agent 47 flooded the underground facility *with a deadly neurotoxin*.

[@dragonshinerthewyvern1597]

get comfy while he warms up the neurotoxin emitters

[@MrMelo10092]

GLaDOS approves

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

_Insert Jerma saying "gas"_

[@zfilms4858]

I think GLaDOS wants to date 47 now

[@Palemilk420]

"I think I hailed by accident" -Onion Butter 2024.

[@Big_nosed_bird]

It was only an accident 😂

[@dylancorson8181]

I think he meant heil-ed

[@God_Yeeter]

he accidentally heil-ed i think we know where his true ideology lies

[@nishantbharali6895]

Diana: "47, I think I said we had 3 targets. Not leave 3 targets..."

[@bluehalo295]

Shame those people died, and those bullets magically appeared

[@Cheese_Bacon2]

I didnt know the fish spits bullets now😢

[@visiblehen]

its a pollution caused mutation.. so sad that the environment is getting like this

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

"Such a tragedy! At least 10 people died in similarly gruesome ways! What a coincidence!"

[@fishyfow3767]

I accidentally killed 7 people today in a vehicular accident accidentally

[@randompencil2761]

“Accidentally”

[@ThePersonMan]

I accidentally stabbed my court appointed attorney and I've now been sentenced to natural life.

[@insaneyogurt4993]

@@ThePersonManAt least it’s natural life, I was sentenced to an unnatural life and given horrific mutations.

[@ThePersonMan]

@@insaneyogurt4993 That sounds accidentally illegal.

[@CoCo-cb4dc]

​@@insaneyogurt4993 Shouldn't have done it in the Warhammer 40k universe 😢

[@neyphutapie]

"I think I heiled by accident" happens to the best of us man

[@antdueler]

Been binging a lot of these Hitman challenge videos recently. I don't even play Hitman, but man do you make it fun to watch lol

[@JCW5713]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="97">1:37</a> I like how 47 just nabs a fish while it was swimming away.

[@GrassiestGrassy]

Agent 47, the apex predator

[@jrit12389]

"found 4... Just shy of the 215 on the map" 😂😂

[@feline_luv]

You will be missed dear captain. 😞

[@le__birb]

You can blow up the jetskis, but they take either several shots or just a couple really well-placed shots to blow up, so that may not be worth it.

[@Vertically_rotated_shark]

*Literally one dude near a giant pile of bodies with bullets in their kneecaps who died the same way* The guards: they probably slipped

[@rhysthomas5811]

In the huts you can unlock the hatch in the floor and turn on the tap. Someone will come in turn off the water and then step backwards and fall through the hatch. You then just reset the trap.

[@gedutispetravicius1398]

kill all accident only kills is already hard but when you put those restrictions on now it becomes a more harder still a good dedication on Hitman keep it up

[@X-SPONGED]

*Objection!* The people you gassed with lethal poison pills downstairs are classified as Poison kills, _NOT_ accident kills. Whilst both don't mark red guns for a SA run if the bodies were found, they're two differently classified kills and thus cannot be ruled one or the other unless the game explicitly said so. For this mistake, the court demands a KE accident kill rerun on this same exact map. Unless, you're willing to take a plea bargain and do one on a different map?

[@davidcaceres9184]

Dude your gonna be found dead in 1 inch water with a bullet in your knee if you push too hard for a redo

[@ohno5559]

The guards must be part of Tony Lazuto's operation

[@onionbutter42]

all guards know if you're at least 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious

[@mr.balder3235]

I don't know why but Haven seems to be my alway go-to for the "There will be no witness if there are no one left to witness" type of challenge lmao

[@ẞooßys]

If you are looking for a Stewart to a kill everyone challenge, try Berlin it’s a good start because once you wipe out the bikeys it’s pretty easy Easy before then too That’s on professional All I would recommend is bringing a concealable shotgun and not picking up all the shotguns because there is an ammo limit Oh also make sure you only knock out the ten targets so they don’t escape and then drop a crane on them or something

[@mr.balder3235]

@@ẞooßys Yeah, Berlin is really fun especially when there's a hidden dialogue after you managed to kill everyone But what I think Haven makes it more preferable to me is because the map is not too big and really easy to navigate with not many places for NPC to hide, if Haven didn't have that missave vision cone then it'd be top 3 map for me While most NPC runs to the front entrance in Berlin, some straggler sometime chill somewhere else in the club making it much more annoying to find the last few people

[@ẞooßys]

@@mr.balder3235 yeah ik what was even funnier is that I killed seven of them at the same time (had to kill three earlier otherwise would’ve died) and then I got it “Excellent. Excellent fucking job 47) Kinda wish that was one of the chonqing targets (the handler on Berlin)

[@onebear6504]

After this, the entire resort will have spooky tales talked about all over. Btw, you've been doing challenges but do you consider about the opposite? Show off (fastest/most stylish run) your professionalism as a human assassin! (Though as human, no damage ofc~ & 1/no item maybe...)

[@frantisekvrana3902]

After you killed so many people, it only makes sense that people would panic, refuse to eat food that is likely poisoned, call for help, or group up to prevent anybody from sneakily killing one of them.

[@morlasa]

Veteran of this challenge here. It works a lot smoother if you do this on a map where you can delete the bodies, like in a vat of acid. You can get to 8 hours and the ai scripts aren’t completely broken, just unpredictable

[@ẞooßys]

Sapienza could work (as it has the Heisenberg containers)

[@KirbyFan4Ever]

Detective: Hmmmm, an awful lot of people have been drowning here, and they all seem to have a bullet hole in their leg... Do you know anything about this 47? Agent 47: I was just minding my own business and people just kept running past and tripping over my bullets and drowning. It was such a tragic accident.

[@stralegaming2597]

"I'm sorry, I didn't know the gun was loaded. And was off safe, And was set to full auto, And had 250 bullets in it. After I fired the 249th one I tought that is it but then the 250th one, that really did kill everyone. Such a tragic accident my honor"

[@WaldoWheresReal]

"Babe wake up new OnionButter video dropped!" "Oh man, I knew i shouldn't have left that propane tank there for fear of a totally accudental explosion "

[@Brass319]

really like how the arrow labeled "complete accident" in the thumbnail is pointing to agent 47 himself, made me chuckle

[@generalforsythe3944]

Holy crap, I recognize the bodies in the water

[@circularnectarine1439]

SCP-2316 my beloved

[@1marcelfilms]

Glad im not the only one that notice the AI starts to break after enough hours and kills

[@ẞooßys]

Idk about you but I wiped out Berlin and Hokkaido in roughly thirty minutes

[@themadvirus613]

You do not recognize the bodies in the water

[@circularnectarine1439]

SCP-2316 is a banger

[@lelandli9227]

This actually can be a lot easier: scarecrow easter egg in colorado burns anyone you walk near

[@Pjo-Super-Fan]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="154">2:34</a> I do not recognize the bodies in the water, I do not recognize the bodies in the water, I do not

[@luckikura783]

This stream was so fun and the editing is fab as usual, great video onion :>

[@sunnysnow2226]

Sooo this is how how SCP-2316 was created

[@GlyphicEnigma]

man I can't wait for the "Can you Accidentally kill everyone in an entire game of hitman" challenge.

[@Tonaldo90]

"I tihnk I heiled by accident" "Thats the video folks, byeeee"

[@ẞooßys]

I’m not sure if this joke means what I think it means Tell me does it involve bad German men

[@lyricalcarpenter]

This is what happens when you recognize the bodies in the water.

[@TommiHonkonen]

Yes well as a professional it only takes one cough into an ac unit to infect the whole building so yes

[@XA_Live]

Next video: "Can I accidentally kill the entire map without anyone noticing for even one frame?"

[@anon_y_mousse]

We definitely need more games like this. The rules are ridiculous, but hilarious. In what other reality would it make sense that a person being kneecapped in water merely drowned.

[@StupidTurtleGuy]

You recognize the bodies in the water.

[@Katie-hj5eb]

Police show up later: "What a series of unfortunate events"

[@Senan_is_cool24]

The accident kill thing is actually pretty good except for the toilet thing

[@undrcvrja]

Bro I accidentally found u a couple weeks ago n I been checking your page almost everyday for a new hit man video most definitely my favorite on KZbin, I cannot watch any other creators imo they all boring u make the videos soooo fun keep doin ya thing bro💯‼️‼️

[@darkz5882]

your hitman content is what keeps me alive, no good creators post hitman anymore.

[@Mynder16]

Man, the ratings for this resort are gonna TANK once they find out how many people accidentally drowned there on the same day. They should really hire some more life guards to watch the beaches. :(

[@sieckanddestroy]

(sees corpse floating in the ocean with a bullet wound in her leg) "She tripped and fell on her own shears"

[@BountyHxntxr]

My guy comes up with the most bizzare and frightening ideas to kill innocent people on islands.

[@canineatnight6026]

Welp the maldives police is gonna have fun investigating this

[@Drawoon]

imagine coming to this island and you find everyone has died in seemingly unrelated accidents

[@WetchopClips]

This channel is so underrated

[@dantheroadside]

You do super cool things and don’t get enough attention. Your awesome man, keep up the good work 👍👍👍

[@migerz1]

Remember: you do not recognize the bodies in the water

[@ryanmattia433]

Doubled sightlines? No wonder my first ever boss takedown in freelancer (which was alerted) felt actually impossible. I didn't know the map at that point AND I couldn't do anything without being seen.

[@adimark42]

You deserve every single view you get man!

[@pepejr10king]

EAFC, NBA2k and Hitman really been saving my gaming sessions this year🔥

[@sockskey8421]

whats even worse about drowing them in the toilet is 47 moves there head out of it meaning they got up after they died

[@EHGT4]

Woo late night upload

[@VoltronEpic10819]

"YEOWCH! What hurt my knee so bad?" "Eh, probably just me"

[@John-Smith02]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="216">3:36</a> "what I instead did was collected every fire hydrant in the map" You mean extinguisher.

[@catsalovemachine1]

This is amazing. I'd love to see this on all maps

[@skinwclker5241]

This is in blood money would be top tier because one of the funniest mechanics; you can walk out with a silent assassin even with killing non-targets as long as they were all accident kills

[@rosethornfox801]

god speed captain, you will be missed

[@marcospadis]

I´d never seen that swimming fish.

[@The_Awesomeness999]

o7 captain. You will be missed.

[@ambrosethorn3983]

Dude you look like Dream if he was human instead of gnomish

[@FishyButters]

Glad you’ve been blowing up lately brotha

[@ikonic211]

Im always so excited when i see you uploaded. Keep up the good work bro 👍

[@ThatOneGuyYaKnow]

The man is back and with even more crazy challenge to kill everyone!

[@titanknight5309]

Great video. Next you should try to do this but without anyone seeing you kill them all accidentally. Now that's a challenge

[@UmadCryBtch]

The accidental kills by coconuts makes sense because around 150 people die from falling coconuts every year.

[@ẞooßys]

And 151 of those are from 47

[@Cheese_Bacon2]

​@@ẞooßys 151 out of 150🔥🔥🔥

[@cosmeticboot]

Hundreds of people dying, some with bullet holes in them? Man what a terrible accident!

[@damejanea.macdonald2371]

stands on desk OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

[@Duckieclips]

this is a certified onion butter moment

[@ptmc2112]

Problem with dragging bodies in hitman, as long as you hold the body, even for a moment, the body is considered non-accidental, so dragging someone to water would be immediately overruled to non-accidental due to the fact that you're holding the body.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

So this is how they train the Boeing hitmen.

[@fatherscallop7044]

double sightline, so that's why this silent assassin suit only was harder on this, huh.

[@MiniLoot1230]

This is possibly in OnionButter hall of fame.

[@EllieS.-db9ud]

Aye aye captain. Press f to pay respect 🫡

[@dirkgently6030]

"fire hydrant" I don't think you know what a hydrant is

[@blackchibisan8116]

This whole video gives me PTSD from my first time playing Splinter Cell. I can't remember what mission it was but it was the first splinter cell and I wasn't supposed to kill anyone on this mission. I had never really played a proper stealth game but I interrogated a guy and then hid his body in the river because this is a video game and the weeds and water would prevent line of sight. I moved on, the game auto saved and I kept losing the mission cause someone died and I couldn't figure out why... until I remembered the man in the river. By the time it had auto saved there was no time to go back and get him... I was screwed and I stopped playing the game after that.

[@PrishelecSMarsa]

I would like to see a news report after this: «Today 259 people were found dead at the Haven Island Resort. In what investigators are calling «1 in billion coincidence» 150 people fall in the ocean and drowned. Other people died either by falling objects or propane flasks explosions. Also 15 people had a heart attack. Despite the fact that more than 200 gils were found at the scene and bullets were found in the legs of more than 100 victims, the police doesn’t see any traces of crime here…»

[@thecloudyskies]

this challenge should definitely be redone in a more accident heavy map!

[@parkercat5768]

People are doing the most insane things ever in a game about trying to kill a few people.

[@RowanSteinman-tg6dy]

Instructions unclear, in holding cell.

[@BloodBathhhh]

Rip kapitan 19something-2024

[@klickylikessoup1339]

Rest in peace haven island residents. It’s horrible that heatwave came with bullets and lethal poisons o7

[@mythalieon7829]

I think that Hokkaido Patient Zero would be best, you could do it silent assassin with that

[@depsurrel5084]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKSqfKmwoMaJitUfeature=shared was done already

[@takenname8053]

F in chat for the Captain

[@Enoonb]

The game broke before the streamer did.

[@Gerald12450]

FINALLY ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO

[@demonking9811]

You should do a hitman poison only challenge where you can only kill your targets with poison 👍🏾