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[@knote4958]

33:45 -Made a false accusation -Man faces legal charges because of it -Admitted to false accusation -No consequences levied against the actual guilty party Don't tell me there isn't a gender bias in the legal system. This is the biggest reality Millenial and zoomer men are learning, yet people are trying to say it's just "toxic masculinity" or "misogyny"

[@hippiedude2232]

No shit there's a gender bias in legal matters. Look at custody battles.

[@knote4958]

@@hippiedude2232 oh trust me, I'm very much aware

[@jonson856]

Just play the same game but against tthem. A bunch of boys get togethet and accuse every single girl of that group one after another of having harrassed and hurt little kids

[@Aphotic_One]

Men need to permanently silence said accusers until the rest learn

[@brentywenty]

Was this actually a true story, though. It might be true, don't get me wrong. But I can also see how people make these kinds of stories up to cause outrage. And that's kinda fucked up, in my humble opinion lol.

[@sailaway30]

It pisses me off to no end, when women accuse a guy falsely of sexual assault, and then ruin his life just because they can

[@Marmalademan2]

It also sets a shitty standard for women who actually get sexually assaulted

[@DrRussian]

Unfortunately society might reach a point where false allegations become real because the accused will be treated as guilty either way.

[@o-mangaming5042]

It doesn't happen as often as the net makes you think. It would happen even less if it would actually rebound on these girls and earn them equal punishment.

[@sailaway30]

@@o-mangaming5042 boy do I wish that would actually happen and you’re probably right he probably doesn’t happen as often as people think it does, but the fact that it happens at all still pisses me off

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@sailaway30 Agreed.

[@falsehero2001]

SmugAlana: That assumes that the towel has sentience. Sentient Towels: Ah man, I'm so high right now, I forgot if I wiped butt or face.

[@IJustWantASammich-ik8xj]

" I didn't know chickens wore suspenders..." 😂

[@DemonicafroJB]

“Towelie, you’re the worst character ever” “I know…”

[@randomuserame]

Towlie: am i joke to you?

[@therogueadmiral]

It doesn't forget. That's why I keep the tags on my towels. Tag side is for head, shoulders, and arms (simply because of the way I wrap it around myself when drying off) and the non-tag side is for everything else. I have to share a bathroom with another dude, and my roommates have almost always been pretty nasty. So I have little confidence in the cleanliness of the shower floor. :/

[@Chronosmaster002]

But isn't the whole point of taking a shower that your face and butt will be equally clean?

[@TheDudeGuyBroManPerson]

SnugAlarm is the bridge to understanding that men and women are actually more similar than we originally thought. Research is still ongoing into the extent of similarity though.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Alana/Dadvocate collab when

[@wherethetatosat]

@@ClokworkGremlin Unironically want to see that. Or Alana reacting to her tips. Would make for good content since the Dadvocate is funny.

[@Daniel-lg8yo]

its like 80% similar in temperament on average, but it varies from person to person, so even though most men and women are about as aggressive/disagreeable as each other (a typical male trait that is also a good predictor for ending up in prison) that 20% difference means ALL of the most aggressive people are male. So really we are very similar but that small difference leads to huge outliers among the fringes.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

@@wherethetatosat Reacting to a Dadvocate video seems fairly easy to arrange.

[@TheDudeGuyBroManPerson]

@Daniel-lg8yo I don't know anything about the statistics of that, but most of the women I know personally are also the most aggressive people I know, personally. But honestly, I think there are other factors involved that are significantly more impactful on aggression than gender. Like the emotional state of the household they were raised in, consumption of certain drugs, and who they surround themselves with. I think of genetics generally as the last reason for someone's character unless it's a medical related issue.

[@KeirnothVT]

I love how Alana just straight up asks chat guy questions with ZERO hesitation or filter. Makes me wonder if she had a family with mostly bros where nobody gave a sht about filtering lol

[@soyersawce3726]

One of the other videos she said she has an older brother and dad

[@preservinglight]

I felt like a proud father watching Alana understand men's urinal etiquette.

[@charg1nmalaz0r51]

She didnt though, she got it wrong. The other rule is you have to use the urinal furthest away from the in use urinal. So when she said theres two she was incorrect. Theres only one acceptable urinal, the one on the far right. If she was mulan she would have been sussed out in seconds 🤣

[@SirNobleIZH]

@@charg1nmalaz0r51 im a guy and I didn't know that second rule

[@htetmgmg4492]

There's an imposter among us ​@@SirNobleIZH

[@MoxxoM]

3:10: I mean you just showered. You are clean. So why would it matter?

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Are towels supposed to go "clunk?"

[@wessltov]

Your towel will judge you

[@thefonz8373]

Still.. You don't want to wipe your bottom and then wipe your face. Even clean that is weird. I have found it very weird that women do the towel turban after wiping their bottom... That is borderline gross

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@thefonz8373 They generally use separate towels for hair and body.

[@therogueadmiral]

I have to use a shared bathroom, I have little confidence in the cleanliness of my shower floor.

[@TurtleChad1]

Who else here thinks being a guy is awesome 🙋

[@devoteeofmediocrity821]

Yeah, but I wish I could wear cute clothes without looking ridiculous. Girls get the lion’s share of fashion.

[@BerserkSkarblack]

There are times when I'm proud of being a guy because I'm able to have good times. But there are times when I regret it.

[@Mr-Eleven]

Lmfao

[@FellTreeZ]

Eh. Being a guy is only good if you're at least average looking and neurotypical. If not, I'd rather not be born tbh.

[@GonieAn]

TUTEL

[@archangel6497]

Referred to medically as post-orgasmic pain syndrome (POPS), semen cramps characterize the painful response that some men encounter post-ejaculation. From a medical perspective, “sperm cramps” denotes a condition known as testicular pain or discomfort, typically emerging after ejaculation.

[@xenxander]

i have the other pain problem after ejaculation. sphincter doesn't close all the way so I get small backflow of semen into the urethra sphincter which then fools the bio-chemical trigger which tells me 'you have to piss and now'. And of course I don't but.. can't shake the feeling till you piss a few times and flush out the semen backflow. Longest time I thought I had some std... nope just a weak little sphincter up there. *sigh* Gotta love genetics.

[@lazy2335]

“Why do you have a serial killer dog, I mean dog, I mean puppy” Alana.exe stopped fckin working god damn

[@goldenhate6649]

Never did make it to 'doll'

[@jacobsaunders8537]

Alana working out the pringles can and sponges in her mind is the funniest thing Ive seen all week!!😂😂😂

[@gary_something_else6417]

I thought he was making a cool gun to go pew pew 😔

[@Deflamed_Sphere]

I thought he was making a DIY 'robot' hand

[@hueco5002]

@@gary_something_else6417it might not pew, but it’s definitely going to shoot

[@25xxfrostxx]

I laughed so hard I got light headed.

[@hypnoticenrapture1298]

Alana's horrified reaction is priceless.

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

0:17 Alana, the point here is that you _used_ to do this, whereas we men still _continue_ to do it.

[@Apt23-v8u]

Now women do other very questionable shit

[@wastrelperv]

My sister still does it and she's a high school senior. She and I do most everything together so I've had some influence for sure.

[@Wanderer-q6e]

18:23 "I found this in the depths of your memories" I'm about 95% sure that's the exact wooden playground I played in as a kid. It burned down and was replaced with a worse one. I remember trying to use that weird rubber bridge as a trampoline. It was not very bouncy.

[@dragonamalgamation2980]

I've seen a park like just with out the rubber thing

[@TechxGuyxJames]

Did you grow up in Florida? Cause I swear I regularly went to this exact same park as a kid, lol. I guess this design was popular all over the place for such a seemingly niche thing to pop up and be so instantly recognized by so many people.

[@dragonamalgamation2980]

@@TechxGuyxJames one is in michigan

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

You too?

[@Wanderer-q6e]

​@@TechxGuyxJames I grew up in the Sacramento area. After looking into it a bit more, I can see some differences from what I remember, so it's not the same one. I wonder who was behind these though. It can't be a coincidence that they're all so similar.

[@chikitabowow]

33:45 this is genuinely one of the reason why guys don't instantly believe women when they say they're victims of AS. This shit happens all the time, and the consequences for women who lie about it are basically nonexistent

[@KevinDIntrovert]

21:35 The moment of realization is priceless!

[@NobleKos]

when it comes to the nearly identical color ones it doesnt matter to a guy because even if we notice it is a different shade, once one color is out of the picture they become the same color. we could choose one and if you wear the other, we will never ever know. you can switch between different shades of red lipstick every day for a month and we will think that its the same one everyday.

[@rolandswift4311]

There's actually a scientific reason for it. On average: men have fewer nerves in our eyes dedicated to detecting and identifying colors, so it's like measuring two things of similar length with a ruler that doesn't have the 16ths of an inch (or only has the fifth millimeter) marked. You can tell that they're roughly the same size, but you can't really tell which is longer unless you hold them side by side. You could also explain it as us essentially having a "low contrast" filter on everything we see. This is also why "color blindness" is, essentially, unique to men. Even if a woman had the same level of deficiency in her nerves; it would only put her on par with the average man.

[@tylerdoss7644]

​​@rolandswift4311 man it really does suck being a guy

[@rolandswift4311]

@@tylerdoss7644 to be fair; it’s actually a trade off. Colorblindness often comes with advantages like improved low-light vision, improved ability to see textures, and better spatial awareness.

[@laurencefraser]

The advantage to the old style urinals was that, if there were two guys equidistant from each other and a third guy came in, the first two could just shuffle sideways to make room (it was a single big thing rather than a bunch of seperate ones).

[@goldenlizard92]

Ah, the old piss troughs, I remember those from dirtbike speedway events my Dad used to take me to. I'm pretty sure that's what they used to make Bud Light.

[@therogueadmiral]

I've never seen a piss trough that wasn't a nasty cesspool. Then again, I've only seen them in army latrines...

[@forresthunt9573]

​@@therogueadmiralEh, unless it has a source of water flowing toward the drain, they're nasty

[@IcyTorment]

@@therogueadmiral The ones we had in school were always fine.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Had those in my middle and high school. We always kept the flush valve 1/4 open to let a trickle flow.

[@ramezhachicho1777]

It wasn't a nerf god gave nutting a cooldown so that men would not spontaneously die of dehydration as soon as they hit puberty.

[@primallegends001]

"It's not that deep!!!" Me: "That's what she said. Hahaha!"

[@gothicpando]

"You don't have a ball towel?!?" She says... No.

[@Supadrumma441]

Her question implies that women have pussy towels. We have learnt more useless information today.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

I mean, I do. It just happens to also be my face towel.

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

@@ClokworkGremlin Exactly. I just showered. I am Clean and scrubbed. My face is probably dirtier than my balls.

[@bryantprak7129]

Yall, showering with just 1 towel?

[@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714]

@@bryantprak7129 Yea?

[@xvenommineyoutuber3169]

Person: “Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?” Me: *Listening to Godsmack because Truth just started playing*

[@frankmaurer9552]

For the urinal math question the answer is 1 because If there is someone else at the urinals you have to go to the one furthest away. Maximum space

[@laurencefraser]

Nah, it's fine so long as you're not closer to the other guy than you are to the wall. No need to jam yourself up against the wall if there's space not to.

[@frankmaurer9552]

@laurencefraser but you wanna be considerate to whoever else might come in. If you are up against the wall, then you can at least give some space for someone to come in without being crowded.

[@DrRussian]

@@laurencefraser It's not jamming yourself against the wall, its reducing the odds the third person is next to me.

[@MorfsPrower]

Well technically the answer is two because there are 2 safe ones available to use, but realistically it absolutely is only 1. Only one more person will fit on that wall since someone was inconsiderate enough to not use an end urinal.

[@thefonz8373]

Depends on how crowded the space is, but in this scenario, it looks like an mostly empty toilet, so ye.. Also no guy will ever pick the second from left. You always occupy the corners. Amateurs XD

[@a1mightydeath903]

Idk why… but I’m addicted to the little gremlin beginning noise with the matching foxo dancing

[@jorgefolgar5102]

Ditto, it's something to do with the softness of her voice matching the pitch of the song😂

[@jasonbarelli7412]

It’s a fun little song from ffxiv!

[@lostwoodsstudios8270]

It's called Pa-Paya. FFXIV OST PA-PAYA on youtube.

[@bombomos]

Post-nut Dizziness is the best thing in the world. Its like you suddenly become drunk from gooning

[@Kaktanternak]

21:15 It took her WAY longer than I expected :V

[@liarfacestudio]

21:35 Moment of realization. LMAO

[@himanshuharsh6914]

It took me few moments too.😅😅

[@jasperzanovich2504]

I never understood why you wouldn't just order an onahole online. Is that not a thing in the US?

[@killerr721]

​@@jasperzanovich2504they are, but thats what they do in prison

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@jasperzanovich2504 A lot of them are afraid that someone will see their order history or bring the box to them when it arrives.

[@lordastrea2765]

When peeing in the toilet, it also depends if there is something solid to shoot. It is the enemy and the orbital laser cannon must annihlate the threat

[@wastrelperv]

Especially a bug I threw in there.

[@Spedadhdkid]

I can't get over the absolute cuteness of the ears.

[@fu21fu]

Sperm cramps is most definitely a real thing lmao. We're not supposed to "pop" off multiple times in a short amount of time. It sucks lmao

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

Oh is THAT what the term for that is? I thought that was just the punishment for ignoring your nut cooldown. Refractory Periods are a thing.

[@oscardalmatiner8724]

Pain is just weakness leaving the body

[@XDarkEcho]

I mean...I'm usually good after 1-2 times, but if I'm really feeling the heat I'll go for a 3rd time, but that's it lol.

[@justarandompepe8961]

@@XDarkEcho most i've ever done was like 10 in a row. i was a demon that night, utterly shameful behavior😣😞 the pain i felt in my D was something else though, absolutely not worth it at all. i was shooting nothing and feeling no pleasure, i really don't know what possessed me to keep going, i was just unnaturally horny for like no reason.

[@SirNobleIZH]

​@@oscardalmatiner8724 - marines

[@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714]

Women who suck at comunication are a pain indeed.

[@Crazyredemu]

14:33 YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!

[@SevEvoimaru]

Random wumin: ¹"if men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid." Chads with memelord shxtpost energy: ²👹 ³"you're absolutely right." Also, Chads with memelord shxtpost energy: [spams iconic anime super attack gifs, 'women' character & txt:¹ men character:² men txt:³ women character: 'Aqua-chan existential horror face']

[@A_Wild_Dyzzy]

When I was 8 or 9, I found a stick of bamboo in my basement and pretended it was a sword. Sometimes the best toys are the ones you don’t have to buy.

[@terryp6396]

8:28. its guaranteed that the guy who put the green weights next to the bed mumbled to himself with pride... "ha, it's a race car"

[@jinxed5357]

answer to the question 10:40 is 1. iff you use urinal number 4 then number 5 is unusable, same if you use number 5 then number 4 is unnusable.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

There are still two options for the second person. THe question needs to be asked better.

[@TMC_TimeLine]

​@@jasperzanovich2504no there aren't, there are 2 places where you won't be adjacent to the first person. But everyone knows that the only real option is the furthest away and in this case the far right

[@TheCadIceMan6394]

Sperm cramps are real, there like a period, It ruins the best part of your day.

[@davidnelson49]

Never pee directly into the water, WAYYYY to loud... have to hit the silencer portion of the bowl.

[@FireRinku]

21:32 that pause before she realized. Gold!

[@styxxfiremancer]

19:30 or in a different scenario, you’ve got the money and were going to pay, but she INSISTS on paying. So your only choice is to stand to the side, stand next to her, or stand next to her and hold her

[@jabbawookeez01]

E5 makes water shoot at you. you have to aim to E2 or E3

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

It absolutely does not

[@arin2815]

​@@TheReaverOfDarknessLack of pressure in urine flow? Not for me

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@arin2815 maybe I just have more water than that in my toilet

[@Stephen-ro5jc]

F8. I like to make a little whirlpool 😀

[@Jalbesbe]

Not all guys have the debuff. Some of us can just keep going, no time in between.

[@TheTrueGlaukos]

the only thing wrong with the home depot set up is that it doesn't seem to have a stable enough base, but that's an easy enough fix

[@numba1gear]

Might be glued together with wood glue...or he may have poured them in concrete and let it harden first

[@TheTrueGlaukos]

@@numba1gear yeah I was thinking he did the concrete thing. I'm just thinking that with the weights it could still get a bit top heavy

[@deadturret4049]

You can see a line where he most likely filled it with concrete. I wouldnt be surprised if the weights leaning on the bucket are there because the concrete wasnt enough of a counterweight

[@tyromancermirrows]

24:30 the gorilla, if hes mad its over quick, if not I return to monke

[@xenxander]

but it's easy not to piss off one of those. Just move if he wants you to move and don't stare at him. He'll be happy eating leaves.

[@clasheliteofficial]

For those who don't know, a 12KG cheese wheel costs between 160-250 bucks

[@maickelvieira]

True homies pee holding hands

[@devoteeofmediocrity821]

Go a step further beyond. Ghost Buster with your favorite boy friend.

[@IJustWantASammich-ik8xj]

Knights of the Round Urinal.

[@CCootauco]

​@cutedoggo5710 Dude that's too close. Maximum urinal width brother.

[@DemonicafroJB]

Are you even bros if you don’t aim assist the homies?

[@maickelvieira]

@@DemonicafroJB the only one to spit facts here, if you dont hold your homie pp whole he pees you are not a real one.

[@Shendowx]

The funny thing about that toilet chart thing, they failed to calculate whether it's a single stream double stream for the crazy triple stream😅

[@xenxander]

i had the triple stream after a night of drinking.. I think I rubbed one off not sure.. then the wakeup, morning after hangover piss.. was just epic.

[@veirco4857]

22:32 is like the first time ive ever heard this dude genuinely angry. Based

[@OrinyxRyder]

3:06 My logic stands superior. After your shower, you are clean. Your body is clean. Your towel should also be clean. If it is not, you didn't shower and are lying to yourself. In short, one towel is good.

[@DragonxFlutter]

“MeToo” was a mistake to allow to take root.

[@wastrelperv]

Not entirely, it attempted to address a serious and widespread issue but it mutated out of control as it was hijacked by people who wanted to be a part of something bigger to get back at people they felt wronged by or simply disliked. It became like the Early-Modern Witch Craze though not nearly so bad.

[@matthewrawlings1284]

With the exception of Harvy Weinstein and Bill Cosby I agree.

[@Mediados]

It's like feminism. It's a good principle, started with a great intention. But certain people turned those things into twisted parodies of themselves.

[@matthewrawlings1284]

@@Mediados except feminism comes out of transgressive 19th century occultism and proto-communist thought... MeToo was much more legitimate at the root

[@wastrelperv]

@@matthewrawlings1284 There are far more than just two offenders, they're simply the famous guys because of the nature of their industry and the fame of Weinstein's victims.

[@Spectral-Senpai]

The one guy probably also thinks that they can't get pregnant on top because gravity would pull the swimers down

[@CyberpunkF]

Worse would be pee in his urinal. Gorilla is kind of passive unless you don't appear submissive.

[@xenxander]

yeah I wouldn't mind sharing space with a gorilla.. just don't look him in the eye and move if he wants to sit where you're sitting. They are pretty docile. It's chimps you have to really watch, they will literally rip your face off because they are pissed.

[@Mediados]

I mean the question is valid. If the gorilla isn't particularly pissed at you, he'd just roam the mall really confused and hang out there for a while.

[@zienwolf]

10:27 If there is a guy at the 2nd urinal from the left, the proper thing to do is take the one on the far right, then look back at the third guy behind you, and declare "checkmate".

[@williamoneal4112]

Oh Alana.....Black Mamba can crawl faster than most people can run and have the nickname of "The 100 Step Snake" because if you're bitten, you'll feel the effects of the venom by the time you take 100 steps. You can hide from a gorilla, not a 10' long danger noodle😂

[@EpsilonKnight2]

Hide from one of the most intelligent animals on the planet?

[@s1os2s3]

Explaining how I deal with emotions is hard to explain. When I was a teenager I saw feelings as an obstacle I have to get over and move on, no matter how big it is. However, this resulted in me getting disensitized to a large degree but I quickly fixed that by simply being polite and/or respectful. People that get to me are my sister and mother because they know what buttons to push (my father does too, but he does not do it because he has similar buttons and he sympathizes with me), but people that want to be in my personal life in spite of me acting cold, cynical and distant (I have an avoidant personality) never left my life or told me they regret knowing me. I have a cold way of showing that I care. Like, you feel tired and had a bad day, but you have to iron your clothes the next day, and dont feel like eating anything when you wake up or it is your turn to take out the trash, do the dishes. You will find all that done the next day, breakfast done (bountiful, to be well fed, that makes you feel better). You wont hear from me encouraging words or give you a hug, but I will lift as much burden that does not involve feelings as possible. All the girls I have met find this a major turn off but this is a double edged sword. This tells me that they are spoiled and never had to take care of themselves, never had to use a washing machine, iron clothes, do chores (generally), and do no realize how good it feels to have someone do them in your stead when you feel down, or to have your apartment/house in order and clean. These are little things that, as a whole, make you feel better in the long run. Its a thing you dont realize you have untill it is gone.

[@Daigon95]

Ironically yellow pillows end up being the most fluffiest and coldest pillows you will ever exp. And all it takes is many stains from drool, oils, etc. lol

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

21:35 When woman learns she can be replaced with a Pringles can.

[@Denzler1718]

I see the issue with the room, he's missing a spotter. Unless he doesn't care if his neck gets crushed.

[@niralith7747]

First one is accurate as hell, just say "dude" in the direction of the person you want to talk to and you'll get a response every time. I also put food away in the pot I cooked it in.

[@landonhagan450]

10:59 No, he's correct. There are two options, but only one of them can be used. As soon as one is chosen, the available choices become zero. That means that in reality only one is actually available. You can prove this by considering if two guys entered at the same time. Only one of them could use a space.

[@lostwoodsstudios8270]

Number 4 is the correct choice. Here's my reasoning: If 5 is picked, the next man has to make an awkward decision on which man he needs to stand next to. If 4 is chosen, urinal 3 becomes neutral territory, if he so chooses. Leaving only options 1 and 5 to consider.

[@charg1nmalaz0r51]

@@lostwoodsstudios8270 The correct choice is the urinal on the far right, the furthest from the active urinal. Future participants dont factor into the equation

[@xenxander]

there are still two to use, until one is used. so your argument is moot. You're speaking 'after one is chosen' and that wasn't the question. The question is, how many choices does the first man have' and yes he has two.. the second man will have zero options but that wasn't the issue.

[@sameersookhan1508]

Female neuvilette isn't real she can't hurt you Female neuvilette:

[@matijasostojic4288]

20:50 the water one is me. The only reason I don't drink the rest is because I was a picky little shit and didn't let society trick me into drinking something that tastes like shit for the first 100 times you drink it. Also cigaretes.

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

I'm a water/milk/juice guy myself. Don't trust my depressed ass with alcohol, not fond of energy drinks, and I have yet to find a tea or coffee blend that I can stand. People at work always leave the carafe on the burner and it chars and fills the room with burnt coffee smell, so I've just come to associate coffee with that scent and it really doesn't do it for me.

[@camerapasteurize7215]

I don't like how alcoholic drinks taste, I don't like the idea of actively imparting my own senses and rationality, and my family has had a history of alcoholism. So I have the trifecta of abstaining from it.

[@TacoTuesday555]

20:34 Ha, not me. I drink nothing but Dr. Pepper. Because I have enough heart problems to drink energy drinks and too much coffee makes my tummy hort

[@HuyZalupovich-lj5of]

Men be like hey guys i guess that's it

[@grahamdamberger7130]

13:40 Things like cuddling, holding hands, linking arms, most guys see those as romantic gestures while most gals see them as non-romantic. It's one of the reasons why many females do those gestures with their closest gal friends when not in relationships while guys only do those with the person they are currently in a relationship with.

[@HerobrineMC-vg3pz]

Today is my 21st birthday 😁🥳. I love your videos 😁

[@CyberpunkF]

Happy birthday!!!! Send cake!

[@Who-on9ln]

Happy birthday!

[@ermlmao]

Happy birthday!

[@HerobrineMC-vg3pz]

Thank You All 😁

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

HBD

[@Kenneth_James]

After awhile up to 30% of a pillow's weight can be made up of dust mites and dead skin cells. Old bed pillows eventually yellow due to a build-up of moisture from sweat, oil, drool, wet hair and even skincare products. Dust mites are heavy, damn.

[@L3GION_DEVIL]

1:15 sadly yes

[@fafs67]

I feel like I connected to Smug on a deeper level when she said "2" 😭

[@fersuremaybek756]

6:00 that's why they are so miserable and want you to join them to be miserable too lol

[@IamBlackToast]

Misery loves company, after all.

[@kamajuchikekenate]

20:47 I'm between all of em...since I drink coffe in the Morning before the work,then drink some energy during the break,to keep me going,then water for the rest of the day and on off days a cold beer or two,because I kinda like having something to relax with after a whole week of work,without gettin' much drunk,since the small buzz is enough to just make me kinda happy while listening to music so I can continue working the next week,since I basically work 5 days a week from 9-5 with only Sundays being guaranteed,whilst the 6th day's always changing,depending on the people needed😂❤

[@DaedLizrad]

Nope, there is only 1 urinal available to use because proper etiquette is to be as far as possible from the other guy. Even if he technically broke etiquette first by not choosing an end cap. Basically goes end caps first, middle if desperate, then death by urinary tract infection before using the others.

[@danbrit9848]

6:20 she is on to us ...runnnn

[@RoseDeDax]

PACK IT UP FELLAS. GO GO GO

[@christianlenik5307]

HAYA PAPAYA ALANA 🇷🇺

[@zenmastakilla]

Slava Ukraini

[@lordoftdarkness]

27:18 Pierced my heart...there actually people out there I could fall in love with again. (Not trying to hit on you, I mean it totally respectful

[@bengianturco7926]

For the toilet coordinates sometimes my shaft gets stuck to my balls which causes the aim to be on the seat or on the floor which is always infuriating

[@siliciaveerah9327]

or it forks into two or three streams that go in wildly different directions

[@BlueCyberPhoenix]

The answer for the math question at 10:57 is 1. The unwritten law is you take the furthest urinal away from one already being used. So in this case while someone is using the second urinal from the left the only urinal left to be used is the first one from the right.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

10:40 Hey Alana. Let me explain the logic behind that. Usually we expect 4 and 5 to be available to use. But if we pick the one furthermost to the right (5), there is a chance someone picks the one left of us (4). Causing us to be stuck very close to another dude until we are done. So someone should pick nr 2, then nr 4, keeping 1, 3 and 5 empty.

[@Verasoul]

I get it's a meme, but no normal guy takes the time to think about this. It's pretty simple. Don't pick a urinal next to another guy if you can help it, but don't get bent out of shape if there's no non-adjacent urinals available. Do your business, and be on your way.

[@direhit3042]

Actually, it’s better if they use urinals 1,3,and 5.

[@Mr._Pancakes]

​@@Verasoul I do though

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

@@Verasoul When you get some creepy guy going to the booth right beside you and taking a look at your d**k you will think about this stuff a bit more.

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@Mr._Pancakes Pro-tip: if possible, just use a stall. It becomes a non-issue since there's walls between everyone anyway.

[@jargien240]

The one who said men used to go to war has clearly no idea about what happens in the army. Cold night out in the field? Come on guys, snuggle up.

[@danielthemangrande]

Smug First

[@CanisMythson]

14:29 Actually there's a big exception to this rule: If there's anything stuck on the side of the toilet, you are obligated to blast it and try to clean it off.

[@shadyc7044]

"I need to reach that tree before that car or I'll die." LMFAOOOOOOOOO The random shit we think in our heads while doing mundane things.

[@25xxfrostxx]

Omg that pringles can got me LOL. I was just sitting here like "Wait... wait for it!"

[@byotip]

I'm 40% coffee, 40% water, 21% Beer

[@Scaevola9449]

18:35 Sulphur Breathing: Fart Form

[@Tsupek]

18:22 omg what have you done!!! Why have you unlocked this?!!! The memories!!

[@matthewdemarey4762]

To be fair, if I ever had enough different sets of clothes that I needed to worry about choice...I think I'd take forever to get ready, too...nevermind having long hair in general. lol

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Also it would be a gorilla because they are pretty passive creatures and can be Negotiated with by curling up into a ball and showing them respect and no teeth unlike the black mamba which is to fast to try to kill without a melee weapon that's got long reach since 1 bite would end you so go for gorilla

[@deadturret4049]

Also, you're in a mall. Just duck into a bathroom and wait it out, or if any of the stores are open, go in and then close the shutter. Gorilla probably won't care if you're somewhere it cant easily reach you.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

As someone with a very shy bladder the urinal one is my nightmare, if I'm not alone in the bathroom I have to go into a stall

[@xenxander]

11:30 "guys fridges look like this and they don't see an issue." Nope. Milk, eggs, beer, and energy drink. That's exactly what's in mine right now! and it's cheap.

[@AxavierBialk]

That wooden playground castle is part of me that i forgot existed

[@maybe4549]

I love the fact that her reactions are mostly just being quiet and aware, be it upset or surprised.

[@respectfullyrazerian2154]

24:48 those snakes can move faster than you and are one of the most violent animals with deadly venom. It's pretty easy to stay away from a Gorilla, you'll always know where they are so you can avoid them.

[@MrPonytron]

Whenever I make spaghetti, I always put the entire pot in the fridge. No use getting even more dishes dirty while putting it away

[@fredbearpostsfnaf9314]

Fun fact: a males semen has a protein in it that can cause cancer. Women who have already developed cervical cancer are encouraged to use protection when doing the deed to decrease the risk of redeveloping it. So yes, a man getting that stuff out probably would decrease their cancer risk. That also means you probably shouldn’t swallow if you’re a part of one of “those” groups. :)

[@Xahnel]

I'd rather have the gorilla. Gorilla is easy. You sit down, and look at the floor. You grunt. You pick leaves from a display, you eat leaves, you offer leaves to gorilla. You lean against the display and snore. You amble off to do your business in a different bush. Grunt again. The day will pass quickly. Remember, that's a dude too. He's effectively a caveman, but he's still a man.

[@domacleod]

11:10 It's one because only one more urinal can be occupied - it's like you said, if one more person uses either one of the two available, another can't use any of the other ones. Basically it breaks down like this. Hypothetically there are 4 urinals - this is only considering the total number of urinals. Theoretically there are 2 - this is considering the amount of urinals left available for use with common sense in mind. Practically there is 1 - this is considering all the previous information and seeing how many other people can use urinals in that same bathroom with the given parameters.

[@adiedreamer]

Какой же у неё красивый голос, а смех просто завораживает! Я в восторге) Greetings from Russia Alana!

[@Cobalt_red9b22]

the correct way to drink Canada Dry.. is while on a pogo stick!

[@mrghost3272]

18:23 Park Dox, its Devils Lake, in Lincoln City Oregon.

[@naikyou]

In my experience, the connotation of sex for bad drivers is rather different. Bad female drivers are the ones that fuck up lane changes and parking. Bad male drivers are the ones going 40 over the speed limit during dense fog and sliding out the lane into the nearest truck, trying to grab that second cheese burger out the McDonalds bag.