WHO 'NEEDS' TO WIN RANGERS vs CELTIC THIS WEEKEND? + PRANK STORIES | Keeping The Ball On The Ground

[@xureystinebraw2880]

Andy Halliday views the game the best out of all the open goal host without a doubt

[@stevenmcmahon]

Slaney got pranked by the North Face salesman 😂😂

[@Marshalljones88]

Black trackies wae white socks and black trainers I can’t be the only one watching with pure anxiety 🤣

[@robertanderson8458]

Mountain is called k2 slaney boy. Probably safer just to climb k9 though.

[@ExposedBen]

Slaneys climbed many a dugs

[@stevenmcmahon]

Howlin 😂😂

[@Steven-q7s]

Belter mate

[@gzz8551]

He’s been up and down a few dogs nah?

[@mertnnatzpage7314]

Climb on doggy style Slaney bhoy

[@oazzaah]

Barry Ferguson shiting in water bottles 😂😂😂

[@CammyA98]

It's a bad day when Si is slagging your clobber

[@sec5574]

In 3 of the last 4 old firm games Rangers have been cheated out of results. The Morelos "push" that got ruled out. The Roofe goal that got ruled out for Lagerbielke kicking Dessers and the two red cards Celtic should have had for Bernardo and Johnston. In the last 22 old firms at Celtic Park Rangers have had 9 red cards, Celtic have had 0. Since 2000 Rangers have had 1 penalty at Celtic Park, Celtic have had 9 penalties at Ibrox. This clear pattern of assistance must be highlighted and questions will be asked if this trend continues this weekend.

[@Giggitygiggity2]

Mental it's been hun supporting fans that were officiating the games 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisd3211]

🤣💚🤦‍♂️🤣💚👌🤦‍♂️🤣 Mon the hoops we’re coming to expose yous 😏

[@chrisd3211]

*AGAIN* 🤣🤣🤣

[@MJ_Brennan]

Penalty to Rangers.

[@Crixus128]

@@MJ_Brennan Celtic have the same amount of penalties as Rangers this season and Celtic have conceded less

[@Hodge87]

NEED the clip when Derek calls slaney BOY

[@rossmoran9740]

Spanish football is the only league where i still see individual brilliance every week. Love watching Lamine Yamal and Pedri at Barcelona for this reason

[@tdmedia310]

Must be selective watching them.

[@rossmoran9740]

@@tdmedia310 selective watching my arse

[@kevinmcnicoll8649]

Ccv didn't play in either game this season. It was Scales and Welsh at Parkhead. Good knowledge again guys

[@kiansanderson424]

Nawrocki came off the bench at parkhead for Welsh and lagerbielke started against rangers first game as well knowledge from them as usual is extraordinary

[@BryanB2o11]

@@kiansanderson424 Aye Lagerbeilke that guy that wasnt fouled by Dessers

[@stephenmccarthy1975]

Brilliant lads! Ah live in Korea (22 yrs) and this is just the tonic ah need! 👏 👏

[@gzz8551]

That’s a long time in Korea

[@leeandrews6068]

Slaney wearing camp slippers as shoes 😂

[@rablee]

Are camp slippers for guys who are light on their loafers….😬

[@kennym5328]

Nice of slaney to dress as the Marshallow man with the new ghostbusters out😂

[@Sonarsww]

Slaney has come back on fire 👏🏼👏🏼

[@Benlaing]

Fair play. This week was funny af

[@brianm3510]

Slaney on fire today brilliant wee man 😂😂😂

[@ScottishT]

Dundee and Scotland u21 midfielder Lyall Cameron is 21 not 23.

[@bignimmo1971]

😂😂😂 K9 the mountain hahahaha offs man

[@PervcoPlasticPaddy]

Defo need an open goal callander, big kev in bubble bath defo needs to be the december picture hahah

[@macanders1888]

Top form again Paul .Had me knotted with the trembling lip.

[@Sonnie125]

You have to normally tell restaurants about the voucher before the meal Si ,and the meals they give with vouchers tend to be smaller portions .. Unless it’s an actual gift card type voucher direct from the restaurant ..

[@alasdairmcintosh6323]

Slanedog is defo chasing a North face sponsor

[@jacobkeir5370]

A mountain called k9 😂 you mean k2 Paul 😂

[@billyisfree]

Brilliant as usual guys and I know you will have been corrected Slaney but its K2 not K9, Class guys keep it up

[@Belboy]

Slaney is on fire 🔥 good to see him back and on form 👏👏👏👏👏

[@Davnatandale]

Fitbaw chat starts just before the end

[@rikkiwallace6882]

So Barry Ferguson shat in a waterbottle😂😂

[@Monthehoops67]

I used to have those that Slaney has on they're slippers that can be worn outside too but he's braver than me I never did

[@ruaraidhmorrison5879]

K9 😂😂😂😂😂 Did he mean K2?

[@alexjg011]

It was Cummings brer Marc McNulty already told it 😂😂😂😂

[@StevieDCC]

The best ball to the face was Oliver Bernard for Newcastle 😂

[@apachesurvival5440]

Papac at Celtic Park. Knocked clean out by Mark Wilsons winning goal. Fair play to Papac for his bravery though.

[@DG-rb7bo]

Missed big kev here to be honest

[@PaulMunro83]

Defo

[@Carson-pv4hr]

Use went to Italy a team sitting 4th 90s Ronaldo vieri Baggio zamarano recoba .. parma never won the league but at prime veron Crespo chiesa cannavaro turam Dino Baggio buffon in goals.. with asprilla and inzagi on the bench.. juventus still won the league.. 90s early 2000s.. was class even rangers with guys like gazza Laudrup Albertz young rino mccoist Russian winger guys like amato on the bench .. celtic Di canio viduka cadete big Pierr .. stated playing in the spl then moved to the prem then guys like petrov larson hartson Sutton lubo .. some talent players hearts Aberdeen ect also had some good players Kilmarnock hibs .. had ex French internationals guys like latapy playing with frank sauzae .. hearts had Adam upfront.. would have loved to have seen a prime Lee trundle playing in the spl .. the Ronaldinho league one Swansea baller 👌 should have came to Scotland not Wales been a hero number 10 playing behind caballero Juan Sara canniga Lee trundle playing just behind them

[@euancampbell1]

You couldnt pay me to watch english football. I watch rangers becaue i support themand will watch any other scottish game on the telly if its on. Id much rather watch a hundred mile an hour game of scottish football than anything that lot produce down south. Commercialised shite, almost on american levels.

[@dartswithdougie]

I love that we all call it the big light 😂😂

[@jamieboyle5900]

slaneys came dressed as michael jackson

[@Prod1872]

The tarriers are already raging😂😂😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@gzz8551]

Calm down there klansman

[@josephpilkington7917]

The donaldson dome know whats coming. Hun humiliation as per usual.

[@danmcw7810]

Vickers hasn’t played against rangers this season

[@Mike72-vv5zr]

Yilmaz at left back and stick sterling on McGregor

[@davidt510]

Slaney accusing Boyd of the exact thing he just done a minute before it with Souttar's.

[@andysawers6534]

That is the mind of a bitter celtic fan, all the nutters on twitter summed up in a 2 minute insight.

[@nicolarse-stubborn]

He's thick as mince ,doesn't know what day of the week it is

[@sjb7956]

@@andysawers6534if you think Slaney is a bitter Celtic fan then you really aren’t too good at reading people mate

[@leannecampbell4551]

@@sjb7956 You need to understand, he’s made that observation from the realm of 1690-CooCoo land! 😂😂😂😂

[@richyfeg9340]

Skiddy slainy,, fuckin brilliant bhoys 😂

[@kdog9198]

Not a lot of brain cells used in the first 3 minutes

[@chrmca]

Good to hear some new banterrr stories, that absolutely haven't been done to death. Wee snidey Si has ran his race, only so much he can talk about naked guys. Slaney is a fence sitter tbf, Andy is right, he goes with what he thinks is right. He backed down when Si and boring Faddy challenged him, and was actually right on both occasions. Should have backed himself.

[@gavinegar7162]

Probably better if you didn’t watch it by the sounds of things

[@chadlad79]

Andy "to be fair" halliday

[@daveritchie1]

Slaney’s trainers…. are hoose slippers! 🤣🙊

[@markymark6718]

It's K2 ya bawbag 😂😂

[@Elnino2910]

With the Kyogo penalty you can understand the ref getting it wrong on field but how can the VAR ref sitting in a room watching unlimited replays and multiple angles get it wrong? The standard of refereeing in the country is rapidly becoming a laughing stock

[@iMertin]

Slaney climbing dugs

[@PlayGrum]

Slaney that's your fight or flight and your flight is winning

[@piping9153]

Slaney on fire

[@BaggyCreature49]

Love how after about 6-7 years of everyone trying to pass the fans to sleep and copy pep, it just took arsenal to come and sit back to finally get people to wake up and moan about how boring football is. There’s a reason klopp is the only bloke to take a title off him, can’t copy pep with worse players and beat them over 38 games.

[@johnmitchell9254]

Football pet peeve- fullbacks only playing the ball to the centre half for 90 minutes and slowing the game down

[@twizzler6127]

Slander national hero man

[@lewismccrimmon]

Celtic need to win however rangers will win , hopefully a fair game and we're talking about the football and not VAR and the refs WATP

[@leannecampbell4551]

How many times have we heard this pish?? 😂Its the Hunnery HOPE that ruins yous, every single time! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lewismccrimmon]

@leannecampbell4551 you pipe down you campbell, fs yous beat a poor livingstone and all of a sudden yous are amazing, first time at ibrox was under beale we sat off yous , second time we had injuries and var fucked us Johnstone should have been off fir a second yellow and they never looked at his handball in the box , we'll be going right after yous on Sunday all the pressures on celtic cannot wait to see your timmy tears delicious WATP GIRUYYFC

[@leannecampbell4551]

@@lewismccrimmon Pipe down! 😂 3 domestic honours to your tribute act name in 12 years! 😂😂😂The End! 😙

[@johnrussell4908]

@@leannecampbell4551yet still haven’t won more titles than us 🤣

[@leannecampbell4551]

@@johnrussell4908 55 league wins in 12 years?? 🤣🤣🤣The hurting Hunnery horders; forever defying the Laws of Physics! I blame the Schools! 😂😂😂😂

[@MSkinnz]

I'm so glad I was years ahead of the curve knowing top flight football died about 7 years ago. It's dusted. Lower leagues is the only place you'll find the heart and soul of the beautiful game.

[@sjb7956]

I was years ahead of the curve. Aye, nae bother 😂

[@MSkinnz]

@sjb7956 That upset you, wee man? 🤙

[@sjb7956]

@@MSkinnz nah man just think you sound like a dick and you have just confirmed up with the wee man patter.

[@sjb7956]

Nah man, you just sounded like a dick. Then you gave it the wee man patter, and this confirmed it

[@richyfeg9340]

Like your offside pen, 😂

[@gazb4637]

Slaney on the fence wi his slippers on

[@cjdale9149]

Thats got to be brick 😂😂😂 fucking helll😂😂😂

[@paulbready]

41 minutes. Thats when they start talking about football.

[@stephenhayrfc1]

Does slaney no know there north face slippers 😂😂😂😂

[@unclesnakehips6810]

Celtic NEED to win, Rangers win then this time next week they’ll be 5 points clear and it’s over 👍🏻

[@seanfein3783]

GT .. mistake after mistake after mistake .. gets away with it constantly

[@terrycarroll7340]

Iwata is a great player

[@gzz8551]

Mmmmm does great mean average now?

[@celtictothecore6968]

Hes bang average mate

[@Imthelittlegamer]

😊​@@celtictothecore6968

[@Macjohn18]

K2 ya eejit

[@Michael-n5y]

K9 mountain 😂😂😂😂

[@jaymc8417]

Carter vickers hasn’t played against rangers yet this season

[@williampearson7186]

K2 😂😂😂

[@connor3197]

Cummings brother the one to shite in the bottle

[@HTony28]

Where does this first title race in years come from?? Ange’ first season there was a title race.

[@gzz8551]

It was a race but Ange was just too fast and lapped Rangers.

[@amfeelingit5534]

Is Slaney wearing fake north face shoes south foot fi the market

[@darrenboyd2491]

Si trying slate someone clase got a cheek

[@ianmcvey587]

You trying to slate someone when you can't spell 🤣🤡

[@johnmacdonald3942]

Triantis incident is never ever a penalty. Triantis is up early then Souttar jumps into his arm. It isn't a ‘forearm smash’ that's just utter pish. Souttar jumps for a ball he's never going to get and crashes into Triantis. It isn't a free kick anywhere else on the pitch and it isn't a penalty if it's in the other box.

[@watp6528]

k9, i blame Catholic Education system 😂😂

[@chrisd3211]

*Who needs the jackpot more 🤔 who’s making sure ranger fans referee are in charge on Sunday* 🤔

[@ericward4900]

Cabbage

[@chrisd3211]

@ericward nobody cares what’s between your ears 🤦‍♂️🤨😯🤡

[@ericward4900]

Aye great patter

[@chrisd3211]

So is writing cabbage 🤦‍♂️🤡

[@marksheppard4715]

K9 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JamesC92]

Belter this week lads

[@jeremysimpson-b1y]

Does Si just slag off everyones clothes everyweek? the guy mustn't have a mirror in his house

[@stewartelliott660]

Bet for the weekend celtic not to finish with 11 men and rangers penalty

[@nicneam]

Who needs to win? What a daft title

[@ostinfarrell9182]

Dean Cummings

[@kieran8867]

Andy good again….

[@gzz8551]

At what?

[@stephenglancy8551]

It takes the opponent of The Rangers 372 touches in their box to be awarded a penalty. It takes the opponent of Celtic 142 touches to be awarded a penalty. Apply your black and white logic to that Andy. Rangers were definitely due a penalty because it was definitely a foul. Celtic were due a stonewall penalty where it wasn't given. To produce the numbers 372/142 this must happen often. You are priding yourself on being committed to your opinion. Is this statistic just down to being a weird anomaly?

[@GoogleMeAgain]

You made that up

[@stephenglancy8551]

@@GoogleMeAgain check out Alan Morrison. A statistician. His research shows 'a pattern of assistance' towards The Rangers. I was amazed at his findings. Look it up. You will be amazed at the patterns shown by the way games are officiated in this country. I did not make it up.

[@stephenglancy8551]

@@GoogleMeAgain its Alan Morrison's work. You should look it up.

[@watp6528]

sie better aff sorting parcels for royalmail 😂😂

[@JamesCunningham-jq9xe]

The sheep are signing darran Ferguson 😮😮😮

[@stevenmcmahon]

K 9, wit a fanny, it's k2...... 😂😂😂😂 Are you intae North Face 😭😭😭😭😭

[@stevenlogue]

Don’t mind a football top but anyone over 7 with a name on the back of a football top is the worst

[@jimr71]

He cannot be that daft, it's got to be an act.

[@briang6552]

K2 😂😂

[@Monthehoops67]

So is wrong he was 22.2010 the USA trip was

[@lukeeasty]

Lets go

[@thatbikedad8252]

K2 hahaha

[@kieranstark8146]

Do we need to look up the newspapers of your death u know it’s true Willie

[@markobhoy5110]

Old firm dead since 2012

[@doodle1983]

Yawn.

[@AlexCameron-f3u]

It’s getting old mate ,go back to scratching your nuts

[@harrycampbell8088]

De man

[@Rayhhh]

Celtic are wee a holes

[@gzz8551]

Ir they aye?

[@jamestoni]

Andy i don't sit on the fence a DRAW lol

[@Cef1981]

Si and slainey are as funny as piles!!

[@amfeelingit5534]

slaney sits their like a plank of wood 🪵

[@gzz8551]

Whereas everyone else likes to fucking juggle bowling pins when they are sitting!?

[@donallen4810]

Sye ideas of drinking and going mad .as a pro .loves to talk about it .don't copy him kids

[@GeorgeKirk-vx6ru]

We r the peeoopppllllleeeeeee !!!!!! On the gers

[@gzz8551]

Another day on the dole George?