🤣 HILARIOUS FOOTBALL SUBSTITUTE STORIES + SCOTLAND REVIEW

🤣 HILARIOUS FOOTBALL SUBSTITUTE STORIES + SCOTLAND REVIEW | Keeping The Ball On The Ground

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Si Ferry, Slaney, Andy Halliday and Kev Kyle get their weekly catch-up as they discuss Scotland's latest International week and also share some hilarious stories from life on the subs bench when they've been dropped out the team.
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@user-zo7ik8wg1t 2 ай бұрын

I didnt realise slaneys mum had passed away. Absolutely tragic as you could tell in previous episodes how close he was to his mum. My heart goes out to him. Lost ma auld man a year and a half ago and its tough but he has everyone around him. All the best to paul. Love from the other side of the divide ❤x

@Jonny_b_live 2 ай бұрын

Good to see him back with his mates having a laugh! Condolences on your own loss mate! Keep sharing the love!

@rhoderickyoungs3364 2 ай бұрын

Si slating a german forward line of Musiala, Wirtz, Sane and Havertz is wild 😂

@BarneyBhoy88 2 ай бұрын

Honestly his ball knowledge is shocking at times. I don’t even know how he can judge them because he “never seen it” every week with the Scottish games😂😂

@ArthurSymington1 2 ай бұрын

He’s as thick as two planks. Can tell he doesn’t watch any football outside of Scotland and the odd EPL game.

@rb2718 2 ай бұрын

says it with a straight face too

@themask2609 2 ай бұрын

Guys a serial loser

@grantmcroberts4089 2 ай бұрын

Aye well havertz is trash and if you watched him you would know that

@HDPS3GAMES 2 ай бұрын

Big kev has took it to a new level recently man, unreal

@turner7980 2 ай бұрын

Let's face it best podcast on you tube hands down, 2 players making a profession from the game, 2 that had more potential but let the chance slip, just shows how mentality plays a huge part! Si and Slaney so vocal at how negative an attitude they had, yet kev and Andy clearly tried harder and made a name for themselves! The show is so relatable regardless of what team you support you know a lad who could've made it, my county keeper ended up playing for national level and is still in the fold at the best club in the EPL, while I was smoking a ten pack before kick off in the same team 😂🤣😂🤣 hindsight is a belter! Keep it up lads depression is a serious thing and you boys are a massive perk to my week 👌

@apachesurvival5440 2 ай бұрын

Do you not watch any other podcasts? This was a good episode but its no the best podcast on KZbin by any measure.

@turner7980 2 ай бұрын

Mate its class its the number 1 podcast I wait for weekly the guys are class

@skillin7474 2 ай бұрын

Look forward to this every week! Much appreciated, cheers

@jamespyper3204 2 ай бұрын

Instead of paying £55 to park for 24hrs. Park on a double yellow and take the £30 fine.😂

@gerrycoyle9151 2 ай бұрын

When parked on double yellows, vehicles can be lifted and placed in the pound and it will cost you over a hundred pounds plus the thirty pounds before they'll release it back to you. Parking bays are contractual so they can't lift it.

@Ash-dy8sd 2 ай бұрын

@@gerrycoyle9151they can lift it on yellows cos they own the legal title

@gerrycoyle9151 2 ай бұрын

@@Ash-dy8sd We're in agreement!

@celticbarry9877 2 ай бұрын

The Reserve game Ferry was talking about at Ibrox, he scored the only goal and it was to win the Reserve League in 2009, thats why there was a big crowd and tickets solds as it was a title race. A lot of known players played in it Allan McGregor, Andy Webster, Andy Little, Rhys McCabe, Dylan McGeouch, Steven Naismith, Aaron Niguez, John Fleck and for Celtic Mark Brown, Massimo Donati, Simon Ferry, Paddy McCourt, Michael McGlinchey, Richie Towell, Michael Tidser, Niall McGinn.

@kieran8867 2 ай бұрын

Andy doesn’t watch enough of hendry but sees enough of Copenhagen’s McKenna?😂

@kevinmcnicoll8649 2 ай бұрын

After watching Hendry last night I wouldn't have either of them

@josephhunter1627 2 ай бұрын

Hendry is funking shite clarke picks him because of his celtic allegiances

@kieran8867 2 ай бұрын

@@josephhunter1627calm doon Joseph

@KRSEVEN Ай бұрын

40 mins in funniest one ive seen in ages boys, hats off, quality banter, "Neil Warnock was in the hoos mate" lol!!

@GE-bc7ed 2 ай бұрын

Slaney is spot on about Bernardo there! Had a great spell but hasn’t been doing enough in recent weeks

@GERS1995 2 ай бұрын

Will young finally getting the respect he deserves, class slaney 😂

@user-ye7cx2jp9e 2 ай бұрын

Fullkrug honking is a wild shout, haven’t watched a minute of dortmund then

@nuncaolvidare4895 2 ай бұрын

Just to say, well I don't know if Slaney reads the comments.......😮 I know he'd got plenty before..... But as a bluenose I didny ever envisage I'd ever be writing something to; or anything about Slaney, really. BUT I was very sad for him, following his mammy's passing. My kind regards, sympathy and respect goes out to his family, & hugs for Slaney. 👍🏻 I know someone well, who has a similar personality to Slaney - they need people - so it's better he's back on open goal making the laughs. God bless you, Slaney 🙏🏻❣✝️ I'm a firm believer that they stay with us, your mam will be over your shoulder ✨💫💜......fight with your might & keep the faith, pal.

@spreadthelove77 2 ай бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Jonny_b_live 2 ай бұрын

Well in mate, fellow bear, somethings are bigger than the colour of the jersey!

@gordonclark7094 2 ай бұрын

Stanley's a hero man

@jacobkeir5370 2 ай бұрын

Public affection does ma nut in , there’s a time and a place too hold hands and pull the face off each other and it’s no the local shopping centre , sometimes feels like folk are tryna force how much in love they are with each other in front of everyone , on brighter news has Andy got his old rangers socks on 😂 some man

@justintcb5189 2 ай бұрын

I can't believe how positive the boys are about Scotland. We haven't won in 7 games and have been hammered by France and the Netherlands. Doesn't inspire any confidence for the Euros campaign.

@colinweir3204 2 ай бұрын

Be so they can pull in a couple of appearances/interviews pre-tournament! Tomorrow should be interesting following last nights result!

@mrsmith8831 2 ай бұрын

Scotland won't get a point at Euros

@timothysharp5421 2 ай бұрын

Great pod guys , funny as fuck !

@themask2609 2 ай бұрын

Hallidays changed that story about his boots about 4 times😂😂😂😂

@user-zo7ik8wg1t 2 ай бұрын

Good to see the auld Slaney back. He was alot more like himself this episode.

@lukef9312 2 ай бұрын

Kev Kyle on fire this episode 😂

@Rayhhh 2 ай бұрын

Alex Neil to Aberdeen should be number one target

@CafeMambo1982 2 ай бұрын

Slaney on point wi the assessment of the German team. France and Holland are no mugs,dispatched both of them

@linfieldaces1 2 ай бұрын

GAWA on the wee team 💚

@jrronba170 2 ай бұрын

How many times has Kev told that story about not going on as a sub at ayr and to give the young boy a chance ? Fuckin hell man

@stewbie5086 2 ай бұрын

Away tae yer fkn bed you

@lpmd3679 2 ай бұрын

Folk wanting Gordon in goal for Scotland have lost it 😂 guys played about 2hrs of football in a year. Shouldn't be anywhere near the squad imo

@JamDav1982 2 ай бұрын

Si Ferry has no clue again.. Musiala and Wirtz are two of the top attacking players in the world and Sane has been class for Bayern this season. Even Havertz is finding his feet at Arsenal. For someone so arrogant he makes awful calls time and again.

@craigFR96 2 ай бұрын

Ferry’s wearing a parachute as trousers

@steviec2595 2 ай бұрын

Least the got the score down tonight 😂

@alansmith2101 2 ай бұрын

Shaquille o'neal what a comment that was by big kev

@TheChe70 2 ай бұрын

Buy a long puffer jacket in Scotland , and all off a sudden your the pep of kids football.😂

@sandyfraser8132 2 ай бұрын

Is Andy wearing his old rangers socks?

@jamieraffan1519 2 ай бұрын

Where did you get those trousers andros Halliday

@S70krk 2 ай бұрын

Si with the dirty socks 🧦 😂

@jamescotter1888 2 ай бұрын

Bernado no worth 6mill . Jota was about 6mill so shows you can get better players in that price range

@jacobkeir5370 2 ай бұрын

1- Germany 2- Hungary 3 - Scotland 4- Switzerland Si must be having laugh saying he isn’t blowing away by Florian wirtz 😂

@abc-rf8gi 2 ай бұрын

I think O’neill has overall done a great job with Northern Ireland, but last qualifying campaign they lost seven out of ten games. He was also sacked by Stoke who have had one of the biggest budgets in the championship without really competing for promotion.

@GoogleMeAgain 2 ай бұрын

For or against cutting holes in fitba socks

@abc-rf8gi 2 ай бұрын

good shout

@thomasmorgan3268 2 ай бұрын

Where they only seeing kids boots for 200 odd quid 🤣

@bpaton40 2 ай бұрын

Ma pet peev is Andy’s tap lip way the snus in

@eugenetaylor8266 2 ай бұрын

Am oan the train its packed and av just laughed my cunt off watching Open Goal...proper tears the burd sat next to me is sliding further away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SolidRavenOcelot 2 ай бұрын

3 topics for next week. 1. Pro Wrestling, for or against. Your allowed to go back to the attitude era to sway your mind. 2. Wearing gloves playing fitba in the winter. And big shin guards Vs small shin guards. (Edit. Just realised they touched on this at the end of the pod) 3. Bagpipes. I personally think they are shite

@rottielover4141 2 ай бұрын

😅😂😂

@YYYcafe 2 ай бұрын

Wrestling? Wit?

@Mac-vi3jt 2 ай бұрын

One of the topics will have to be some sort of gay fetish to get Si's attention

@SolidRavenOcelot 2 ай бұрын

@@YYYcafe stone cold, HHH, the rock, Kurt angle. Some people love wrestling, some think it's nonsense. I don't watch it anymore but in general I think it's quality.

@CO-oz1fk 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@ro55ker 2 ай бұрын

We will not score a single goal at that tournament... no chance.

@Jamesypoond999 2 ай бұрын

Love slaney to bits but he does talk some pish 😂

@abc-rf8gi 2 ай бұрын

Need to scrap the football chat and just do the for or against topics full-time. Has me in stitches😂

@vincenzococotti 2 ай бұрын

A gentle reminder that Kev wipes his bum standing up. Have a great day. 🤝

@simmybhoy72 2 ай бұрын

Surly andy takes kev to this new academy? Especially if hes taking thurso's finest GMS

@user-gu7el4yc9z 2 ай бұрын

Why is si so into making comments about guys man his Mrs must be like heavy confused 😂

@allanneill3200 2 ай бұрын

Him and slaney have defo pumped each other

@JimmySavilleCelticLegend 2 ай бұрын

Rumour has it they were caught after the second hydro show Slaney had si bent over the tactics board

@FK2-DXB 2 ай бұрын

Slaneys patter is so boring, school boy shite

@jackwilson888 2 ай бұрын

He 100% fancies GMS. Mentions his name every second episode

@jamesmcarthur480 2 ай бұрын

Think it's him that's heavily confused mate

@gregjohnston2578 2 ай бұрын

Big pet peeve.. people that speak to their dogs like their humans acting like they will answer back to them fear

@willheis9650 Ай бұрын

Big kev mrs should let him off the lead at x heez better than anybody in the comedy club 😂

@jackwilson888 2 ай бұрын

Tete Yengi is not on loan, Livi signed him on a 2.5 year deal. And Dhanda is nowhere near the best midfielder outside of the old firm, very overrated. Could name about 20 better midfielders in Scotland than him

@DG-rb7bo 2 ай бұрын

Name 3

@abc-rf8gi 2 ай бұрын

Didn’t realise that, that’s decent business by Livingston, will probably get a fee for him at some point

@jackwilson888 2 ай бұрын

@@DG-rb7bohearts probably have about 3 better than him already. Other than that you’ve got Spittal, Watson, Kwon, Marcondes, McCowan, Cameron. I’d say even the likes of O’hara (who’s had a poor season tbf) and Barron are better. Dhanda is meant to be a creative midfielder but his stats don’t back it up. 3 goals and 3 assists isn’t great

@paddymcp90 2 ай бұрын

Celtic can get better value elsewhere for 6 million than Bernardo IMO. Plenty of good players in the Belgian, Dutch leagues etc. only need the scouting department to do its job.

@rottielover4141 2 ай бұрын

Si talks some shite 😅😅😅 if its no what he likes its shite 😂😂

@ERICSHUN12345 2 ай бұрын

Positives? "Knocking the ball aboot" We got beat 4 nil ya fannys, What use on 😂 Passing doesnt win a game does it

@GoogleMeAgain 2 ай бұрын

Who benefits from viaplay getting the rights to the Scotland games? Who sanctions that deal?

@gamingnuke9067 2 ай бұрын

UEFA sells the rights to the highest bidder

@user-zo7ik8wg1t 2 ай бұрын

Bernardo 7 million??? Seriously

@scottwaugh1341 2 ай бұрын

Scampi is fcking ace lads that and a pint of Strongbow is my favourite tea ever !!

@hardingryan42 2 ай бұрын

Ben white was verbally abused by the England assist couch

@didnaeknowyehaditinye2813 2 ай бұрын

Also known as “had an argument” verbally abused ffs.

@hardingryan42 2 ай бұрын

@@didnaeknowyehaditinye2813 I believe it was more than an argument

@craigcrawford8371 2 ай бұрын

Can couches talk?

@didnaeknowyehaditinye2813 2 ай бұрын

@@craigcrawford8371 was a casting couch

@rb2718 2 ай бұрын

Yengi isn't on loan come on laddssss

@daryllpaterson84 2 ай бұрын

Haliday not having porteous in his team is fucking scandalous he’s been Scotlands best defender

@stephenconnolly5904 2 ай бұрын

Sniff a lot of glue mate?

@matthewashton1293 2 ай бұрын

si is gay.

@greavsie1967 2 ай бұрын

Yip a closet gay

@MarcoNegrisEye 2 ай бұрын

"He's GOOOOORGEOUSSSSS" 🤔😂

@leannecampbell4551 2 ай бұрын

It takes one to know one! 🤭

@Sean_1970 2 ай бұрын

Not sure about that! Maybe it's the leggings he wears 😂😂😂

@DivMcCaff 2 ай бұрын

Taco Van in dumbarton is shite its at Unit 23 the skate park and its stinking

@mrfix48 2 ай бұрын

Si you should sell kitchens ffs

@james6901 2 ай бұрын

Kev dont get the respect,,,,,was a decent baller.

@nickmc1142 Ай бұрын

I prefer when you just talk about football. There is too much banter at the start and a lot of it seems to be in-jokes.

@JM-qn7nh 2 ай бұрын

A thought making sex jokes every time somebody said something was a thing for wee guys in school yer 36 Simon come on 😂

@BUY_YOUTUB_VIEWS_347 2 ай бұрын

Can't get enough!

@rangersfc78 2 ай бұрын

Sultec ? Why is he speaking like that

@jkayglasgow 2 ай бұрын

Coleslaw chat can gtf

@JK-ff1ft 2 ай бұрын

Skip it then retard

@user-ow8pr8sp5q 2 ай бұрын

Slayne needs a new wardrobe

@itellyouwhy6957 2 ай бұрын

He's not come out the last one yet...

@daniellef6177 2 ай бұрын

Well this aged well 😂 shocking performance against Northern Ireland. After those two games you can see the importance of Callum McGregor and how much he does for Scotland. Missed him massively. Patterson is ridiculously over rated, simple things like not just clearing your lines is basics in football. Hopefully have Hickey back for the Euros.