I don’t understand the dislikes this video has: it’s one of my favorite series. It’s so weird and campy that I wouldn’t be surprised if Bruce Campbell was the security guard all along, and that tone is captured perfectly by the narrator. Well done all around!
@ReapersGrim4202 жыл бұрын
Listening to it for a second time, last time was a year ago an it's still enjoyable...Tim is my favorite Heyyyyyy
@chipchip71436 жыл бұрын
“Heyyyyyy, heyyyyy” *Has two pit bulls, three Rottweilers, and two German Shepard’s* “Never miiiiiiiind”
@violentnomad72676 жыл бұрын
Only sleep with 5 knives? 6 knives 1 pillow gun 1 underwear gun 1 machete 2 shotguns [1 slug 1 rock salt and quaters] 1 honey badger. Sanctuary States are rather violent these days.
@hatachikoi-chickasawnation67116 жыл бұрын
@DepravedDruid. Bahahahaha! I bet!
@JohnDoe-nf7up6 жыл бұрын
I got like a dozen knives 2 handguns a shotgun and an sks at the ready because I'm basically surrounded by Meth labs and crackheads out in the woods.
@grimsgraveyard35986 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-nf7up sounds like you need to move guy.
@JohnDoe-nf7up6 жыл бұрын
@@grimsgraveyard3598 Eh if I could I would. Besides most of the crackheads know me as that crazy fucker with a shotgun by know.
@RaoulDuke696 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-nf7up What kind of sks do you have? I have a chinese paratrooper sks.
@crispyblindead24136 жыл бұрын
Noted: In order to scare a super alpha badass, simply say animal noises.
@terricampbell31796 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, if someone just started doing that to me without any emotion I'd be a little freaked out after about 15 seconds of an encounter like that
@timothyzeiner36956 жыл бұрын
Or any kinds of gunfire!! I love how guys can do that.I could be talking of how Badass sound a .45 makes and it would come out pew-pew. Men are way better! I will just stick to cooking stories I suppose. 😏
@richman3606 жыл бұрын
@@timothyzeiner3695 Nah only thing that scares me is over cooking my bacon.
@wat84376 жыл бұрын
@@richman360 i can't stand the smell of bacon anymore. it just smells... off and it's "heavy" and "hard to breathe" i dunno how to explain it
@hatachikoi-chickasawnation67116 жыл бұрын
@Solitude. IKR? Scary enough to give me a heart attack. lol
@NotLazySelectivelyMotivated4 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to this entire story at least 5 times far and away my favorite story! Would a cool movie or tv mini-series.
@PlagueCabaret6 жыл бұрын
I've lost count of how many times I've repeatedly listened to this series. And quite honestly, I couldn't imagine anyone else narrating.
@MerryMax135 жыл бұрын
I just love Tim the Skeleton, also the Security guard is also a lovable character too. I hope this story turns into Movie or TV show. This is my 20th time relisten to this series, I'm so glad you're still continuing the whole series.
@christhesnack49654 жыл бұрын
Ngl, Tim kept giving me goose bumps everytime he started that HEEEyyyyyy
@EdgyShooter6 жыл бұрын
He shuffled off at 50 miles an hour? 😂
@ValiareTheForsaken016 жыл бұрын
When he said "I've experienced a lot. A whole lot." my brain immediately continued the line with "Of Metal Gear." Dude sounds like a Solid Snake impression. Not that that's a bad thing, it's just a little distracting.
@dylanstokes70256 жыл бұрын
"I'm a city boy" *Knows when bears grow/shed their Fur*
@stinalamar32496 жыл бұрын
I have to listen to this on my headphones bc I don’t want anyone to know I’m listening to a story w these crazy “heeeeeeeEEEEEeeeey” sound fx. But it’s okay. You keep doin’ yo thang, OI! lol
@unitedspacepirates90753 жыл бұрын
Same
@CRAVEMAN-ol1gk6 жыл бұрын
Bears and wolves in Missouri Arkansas border area? Don't think so sparky ,
@destroystreets10236 жыл бұрын
lol I know maybe a black bear if your lucky.
@terricampbell31796 жыл бұрын
And its fucked up because that used to be their territory and we killed them off and took it.
@mattmag87766 жыл бұрын
I mean could it have been or definitley not I live no where near there so I have no clue
@joeymerrell85856 жыл бұрын
Got pictures of black bear in Benton county Arkansas. And a mountain lion that the game wardens swear doesnt live there either.
@uglygod40976 жыл бұрын
Tyler Campbell and where’s your source for this information
@theduke75396 жыл бұрын
I'm a security officer at a factory in Kentucky. Not as glamorous as it seems. 99 percent of the time, I have nothing to do. Nothing really bothers us out here. Now no one talks about it, but anyone raised here knows theres something in the woods. Theres general rules. Dont go into any land you dont own, has exceptions, but general rule of thumb. If you go into the woods, dont make too much noise. Dont go alone after dark unless you have told someone. And even then. Best to armed. And the skinwalkers. You dont ever hear about them. Believe me, they got smart. You know those guys they say robbed a home, or murdered a family, or kidnapped a kid, and then they are never found? Theres a reason for that. All in all, dont leave the cities unless you know exactly where you're going, and you'll be fine.
@Davido506 жыл бұрын
The Duke love the deep Michigan woods and lakes. Only saw a mountain lion once in U.P. area.
@theprogrammer326 жыл бұрын
Honestly this story is better than the video. Also im a security guard on the coast of florida no shit and im watching this literally during my shift lol
@Whispering.Graves6 жыл бұрын
@@Davido50 lol word michigan is crazzy
@grimsgraveyard35986 жыл бұрын
@@Whispering.Graves I know right over a hundred female gential mutilations and they got away with it without a single charge sticking because they are Muslims that's why Michigan is truly terrifying that and Detroit.
@urwrstntmre6 жыл бұрын
@@Davido50 what other wildlife is common in MI?
@Hollobaby12316 жыл бұрын
Your gonna blow up bro keep at it, your a natural..can’t wait to check part 2 right after I finish this
@erikawright40316 жыл бұрын
This guy has obviously never been to Missouri 🤣🤣🤣 it's not deep south at all
@clanzocu3906 жыл бұрын
Maybe author is going for the boot heel area near Cape and Jackson ... the flatter more low lands wooded area... def not Ozark mtn or st francois mtn range. Now if he said near Taum Suak or johnson shut inns then yeah that would be possible as there are a couple millionaires that live out that way with those 8ft-12ft deer fences going for miles around property. < did alot of install and excavating out that way over the years.
@destroystreets10236 жыл бұрын
caught me off guard but he could be talking about the pensmore mansion
@jerlaine16386 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the most famous place for skinwalkers is literally skinwalker ranch in Utah
@macturner21966 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm from ATL, and my farm is near Savannah. But the guys from South GA call people from ATL YANKEES....
@mikep96906 жыл бұрын
Am I wrong or is Missouri all Cypress ash and Cedar . No pine trees. Pines are winter or alpine not southern swampland
@bettyblu81156 жыл бұрын
You are a great, talented, natural storyteller. New sub...there are hopefully a million or so behind me. Thanks for your work, it's great stuff.
@mcnaby6 жыл бұрын
Lol....this is the biggest crock of hilarious shit I ever heard!! Love the sound effects...Heyyyy, Heyyyy..lol!!
@OperationInsomnia6 жыл бұрын
@@kube129 You know I answered the phone a few weeks ago and did the Heyyyy... (It just slipped out) and the other person yelped and hung up.
@kube1296 жыл бұрын
@@OperationInsomnia I would too.
@Mrskimmie6 жыл бұрын
@@OperationInsomnia 😂😂😂
@bevkenny18436 жыл бұрын
Operation Insomnia I find that hilarious. Really hilarious 😂 Heard it through the headphones.... Had to turn my nightlight on 😳😅
@jacksonln25486 жыл бұрын
@@kube129 Same, I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 while I was listening to this and I wasn't paying attention. I literally jumped about a foot high.
@wat84376 жыл бұрын
Is the barking and meowing guy the same one who the search and rescue officer told about in his stories from his job? ;D
@candidbayproductions6 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh, the one by Corpse Husband channel, right? A man saying "meow" in a monotone.
@montanawalker88196 жыл бұрын
WAT I thought the same!
@mikep96906 жыл бұрын
He wasn't naked though
@lapritcemcqueen19116 жыл бұрын
Thts a good catch i was wondering the same
@chadj31186 жыл бұрын
Love the story and only half way through you have yourself a new sub for sure keep up the awesome work!!!!!
@Mr_MiAGGi6 жыл бұрын
All the "yaeeeyyyyss' aside pertaining to this particular story.. - I thoroughly enjoyed & appreciate your professionalism! You're DILIGENT with this game, Vocal tones, accentuations & emphasis= All came across/through super clean 'Delivery'. Can tell you prepare seriously for the reording. I can & will always respect that. (& great, smooth recoveries Maybe3,4 times... Average listener would barely notice.. You got my Likes, Follow & support! Great Job.
@rheza35566 жыл бұрын
Did you blush when you made those noise?
@christianjohnston78106 жыл бұрын
New sub you have stories no one else does keep it up I listen to a lot of creepypastas and can't wait to see more of your work
@clockworkpigeon6296 жыл бұрын
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy-" tim is mood
@Beezer17426 жыл бұрын
Several hundred square feet of land??
@Keraed6 жыл бұрын
I thought the same shit...and locking your door and several knives in your room makes you overly cautious? For a guy who works such major security gigs he comes off as a Walmart guard
@zombiekore6 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo I bet he also has a fallout shelter somewhere too
@Beezer17426 жыл бұрын
Keraed my apartment is larger than that.
@AkiraIsMissing6 жыл бұрын
@@Beezer1742 damn how much rent
@michaelh96496 жыл бұрын
+PSN Library Yeah, I’m trying to figure out what he meant to say/write. Even several hundred square meters or yards is pretty damn tiny, but several hundred square miles is way too big. Maybe several thousand square meters? Or maybe the author simply has no sense of measurement. I dunno.
@jonathanhensley61415 ай бұрын
So ready to listen to the whole story and thought I would listen to it at once but this channel has the best narration.
@abigail_19706 ай бұрын
It's my favorite series of this channel, my second favorite is the Darabond series...his narration ID always spot on!
@andrewdees59346 жыл бұрын
13:38.. nice. Real nice. Dead silence, at 3am. Check... might as well get up. Get high.
@tinklvsme6 жыл бұрын
I like the screen That pulsates with your words. That's different and really 😎 cool Can you make the background snow float like Orbs? How did you get into doing this? Is there a license you need for the stories? I have a lot of scary stuff that's happened to me. "Heeeyyyy
@HexConcepts6 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyyy Vsauce, Michael here.
@kathylefrancois29356 жыл бұрын
Great story! I love how u read and your voice!!! HEY! HEEEY!! HEEEEEEY! WAS DRIFTING OFF AND THAT CREEPY HEEEEY WOKE ME UP WITH A JUMP!!!
@cthulhu66976 жыл бұрын
So far, pretty good. I'm also the kind of person that isn't scared of things which are supposed to be scary, like monsters and such. Like the protagonist, the stuff that I find unsettling is the little girl singing in the woods, and other stuff that is pretty innocuous but out of place. My biggest phobias tho are clowns. I hate those fuckers, dolls too. So, for me, it's clowns, dolls, and buried alive. The story seems to be shaping up to be good, intriguing enough to make me want to listen to more. They should tell listeners what kinds of weapons and ammo the protagonist is armed with, lots of us are gun collectors and enthusiasts and like to hear what the protagonist has got. Personally, for this job in the middle of the deep woods, I would carry a full size, high capacity .45 on my pistol belt, 10mm in a shoulder holster, and M14 rifle, with an AK 47/AKM and ..44 Magnum available with plenty of ammo for everything (premium, ballistic tipped stuff). When things started getting weird, I'd probably make some powerful pipe bombs to carry in a satchel (like a miltary gas mask bag or map case) around my shoulders (or find some fragmentation and white phospherous grenades if, like the guy in the story, I was a mercenary/ ex military and most likely have plenty of connections to get what I want)
@scarborosasquatchstation14036 жыл бұрын
Operation Insomnia : Interesting story telling ! New Subscriber !! Thanks S.S.S. !!!
@tangerinerose37246 жыл бұрын
Me too ! Love this shit ❤
@andrewdees59346 жыл бұрын
Oh, sh!t, its just tim the skeleton. Phew... just a walking talking screeching skeleton, that kills rots. Phew, i thought we were in trouble for a min there.
@campingwithwombat18916 жыл бұрын
Andrew Dees I woulda said heyyyyy back
@maxwellvindman72126 жыл бұрын
Skeletons are terrifying warriors , do not underestimate them
@JohnSmith-qz6xb6 жыл бұрын
Goddammit Tim the skeleton war already started your late!
@tat-2-716 жыл бұрын
I really can't understand why you've only got 198 sub's. I dig the hell outta this page.
@EZAZOHL6 жыл бұрын
Ya i was oddly enough just wondering the same thing. Literally right before i read ur comment. Im new to this channel but i love it too. Its way better than a few that have a hell of alot more subs. Its weird but this channels hella good
@valiantwarrior45176 жыл бұрын
Not many have more views than subs. Seriously, people, if you like what you heard...subscribe! Show appreciation for his work.
@EZAZOHL6 жыл бұрын
We did we were saying how good his work is. We expected more views and subs. An also said he SHOULD have more. So come on down off the soap box cause apparently u didnt read our comments or are confused by them. Cause what u said while true "valient warrior" really doesnt apply here in this particular thread of conversation. So im confused at what u are tellin US to do. Or am i so confused that u are agreeing? An talking to other people? Again not being a dick jus befuttled.
@michaelh96496 жыл бұрын
+Ahzzloe Ret. S.C.Demon He was clearly just agreeing with you, dude.
@valiantwarrior45176 жыл бұрын
Ahzzloe Ret. S.C.Demon I apologize if I wasn’t clear. Yes, I was agreeing with you. My comments were aimed at those who may have enjoyed the video but didn’t subscribe or give support to the channel and the work done for it. Again, I’m sorry for any confusion.
@madreverbowski61046 жыл бұрын
Ahh! You came with high recommendation, you did NOT disappoint! I shall await parts following...@ later date. 👏😉
@artimisma49546 жыл бұрын
Those Heeeys are freaking my cat out. Loving you!
@chadchad36636 жыл бұрын
I think I'm Dumber now!
@ike82366 жыл бұрын
After 2 minetes in thyping tis coment is a rael change.
@lewisshin7446 жыл бұрын
Well there goes my last brain cell
@realmvisionz89896 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 203 subs! Keep up the great work.
@nikolasbartell21946 жыл бұрын
Tim's got a sense of humor
@rebeccaspookyduran78646 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Great story! Can't wait for more about this guys experiences. Did anyone else think of the skeletons in the Army of Darkness every time Tim the skeleton said something? That had me cracking up. Great job though I'm going to go through your channel and find more stories now while I walk my dog on this nice cool Florida afternoon.
@shadowfalls864 жыл бұрын
Still loving this one, even after 2 years... heeeey yaaa! 💜🖤💜
@mexicantaco86106 жыл бұрын
Sitting here in the dark loving this spooky shit then all of a sudden HEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
@chaption61185 жыл бұрын
It was inevitable that somebody will say this... "It's a free real estate"
@rebeccaspookyduran78646 жыл бұрын
Oh a new to me Creepypasta Channel! I like what I hear so far I'm 6 minutes in the story and I've already sub can't wait for more. And pardon the lack of punctuation I'm talk texting and I don't want to say.! And? After every sentence people already think I'm crazy talking to myself LOL
@Cuban205 жыл бұрын
I love Tim, I hope he shows up more.
@chimeraplays49273 жыл бұрын
I love coming back to this story
@bevkenny18436 жыл бұрын
Just woke up in the night... 3am 🙄Let the binge listening commence! 😄
@ianalexander72676 жыл бұрын
When he says "How jagged the pikes were" at 3:13, is he referring to spears? I don't know what the other answer would be to what hes mentioning
@aerovector75942 ай бұрын
This is your best story, ever
@pvtryan7856 жыл бұрын
I like how it’s not traditional creepiness
@CHdollar066 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this at 4:00 am with a science room skeleton in the corner of my room
@bevkenny18434 ай бұрын
5 years later… Still one of my favourites. 🎉
@garycrandall86496 жыл бұрын
GREAT campfire stories. I live in the mountains of NW Montana where grizzlies and mountain lions roam. I'd love to here these stories while camping next summer.
@sharonfarnsworth2156 жыл бұрын
These stories are so cool !!!
@unclebillscamping6 жыл бұрын
I like the content keep up the work. I look forward to more.👍
@deadguy14136 жыл бұрын
14:05 what the fuck 😂😂😂😂😂👌. I'm weak after that one
@Nick940oo6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite bedtime story.
@billbryantjr.89425 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyyyyy, just want to say I love all your stories, your a great horror narrator and listen to most more than a few times. Keep up the good work.🖒👂 And I really like the security guard hired to protect an estate, I've heard nothing else from this story line though they must have got him before he could get to the paranormal lady in town??🤔
@korbin586 жыл бұрын
The amount of edge in this story in enough to replace Gordon Ramsay’s chef knife for life.
@loriweikel95516 жыл бұрын
I'm relistening to this series b/c it's Awesome & I Luv it!! 💙 Reading thru the comments I noticed that 3mths ago you had 198 subs!! ☺ Then 1mth ago you had 11,000!! 😊 Now you have 21,500!! 😁 Congratulations O.I 👏👏 You deserve every single one & more to come...👦👧👨👩👴👵👫👱👮👲👳👷👸💂👬🕵🎅👼👯💆👰👭Your a gr8 storyteller!!!! 🗣 Thank you ☻
@tonygartrelljr.41946 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 in all honesty I don’t know if I would be terrified or die of laughter
@NeroSurvives6 жыл бұрын
I'm a Armed Security Officer and Honestly I'd rather Deal with Ghosts, Demons, and Monsters. Than Homeless and Crack Heads.
@Adnezal6 жыл бұрын
This is like Missing 411, told by your drunk and stoned friend who has a weird hand and tells stories to divert attention from it, but it’s not really working out. The entire time you’re thinking... Man... that hand is just a small fist hammer looking thing.
@susanedwards57695 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the story, not a copy of any other story...bit funny too. Hope to hear more....
@49giants36 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyyy new sub. Thanks for story
@amityexe83266 жыл бұрын
Sorry if I'm miss reading the room but tom is my new best friend
@joshuarussek18056 жыл бұрын
This sounds similar to what happened to me and one of the other guards that were happened to us on a night guard in australia
@cindaschuster67256 жыл бұрын
Lol, lived it! Need to hear more....
@diontaedaughtry9746 жыл бұрын
Great story 👍👍
@niyantadwivedi63245 жыл бұрын
at 13:40 i actually laughed in the middle of horror story hahahahaha....
@tgtgtgtg12342 жыл бұрын
What's the background "music" called?
@hatachikoi-chickasawnation67116 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! A scary story turned into a comedy.
@RudyZairuddin6 жыл бұрын
great story man
@kylenicholason58006 жыл бұрын
This is the best story ever I had a blast of a time please make a part 7 this is my my 2nd time lisining to this you're my favorite creepypasta reeder ever keep up the good work and can I pay you to be security at my estate I hear weird noissis...
@TheMrt8006 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorite series and I hope it gets finished soon
@spooktatorbob48676 жыл бұрын
Builds himself as a tough guy; turns out he is scared of the woods even with a gun. Hell, I walk through the southern forests at night without a gun and sometimes without a flashlight.
@ElegantMinerals6 жыл бұрын
Background sound effects are awesome!! Forget the small details & enjoy the show😁
@enriquetachias9204 жыл бұрын
Love this story
@pabloortiz35213 жыл бұрын
More wood stories please. Love them and make them like this in episode long and intense
@garrettziegler95296 жыл бұрын
Love this guys dramatic voice lmao
@terricampbell31796 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that whole first encounter with the crazy humanoid making animal noises was fucking creepy, 50mph crab walk, what the fuuuuck
@TheRealEdwardPreble6 жыл бұрын
Brother this freaky Im shivering in my chair you good like great at this scary stuff
@jacobmercado37626 жыл бұрын
This reads like a glorified mall ninja tale, but with a twist of horror.
@DaddyCaustic6 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim comes back 😂😂😂
@mattwalters68344 жыл бұрын
“You know what’s really creepy? It’s not the scary story or the movie munsters.” Well frankly I always found them funny. Also, he was “unused to the whole property.”? Furthermore, 100s of trees tightly packed together is not sparse.
@goodkingmike6 жыл бұрын
Good and weird. Liked it a great deal......maybe ease off on the cool guy feel a bit. Felt like a Mickey Spilane story.
@michaelh96496 жыл бұрын
+Mike Reid Haha I loved that aspect of the story. Threw me off at first, but it really started to grow on me. Feels kind of campy.
@elagabalus69486 жыл бұрын
The silence was broken by “Heeeeyyyy Vsauce here”
@alexnguyen2456 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the skeleton to say “hey vsauce, Michael here”
@bluefalconssuck58816 жыл бұрын
The voice is kitchy and a decent hook... Would work well for SCPs. The story though... Spooky Spongebob goes to Missouri???
@madscientistshusta6 жыл бұрын
When you try your best to copy "my property isnt normal" pasta
@uglygod40976 жыл бұрын
FetchQuestAssigner4423 I mean he’s not the one who wrote it
@Shawncsc6 жыл бұрын
I stopped the story at the very mention of, "a grown man wuffing and meowing," just to make sure I wasn't the only one. After seeing the comments before it. I think I'll pass on the rest.
@Behemoth90305 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “oink” 😂😂
@enriquetachias9205 жыл бұрын
I love this story!!! When we getting part 7???
@OperationInsomnia5 жыл бұрын
I send the author messages every few weeks, but so far he's not responded. I'm personally working on a way to conclude the series-kind of-obviously I can't finish someone's series without permission, but I think I have a way... Stay tuned!
@jmoore74826 жыл бұрын
I just love these creative writing assignments! lol Fiction writers that cant get published flock to youtube!😂
@opaneilhervafason34456 жыл бұрын
Are you being rude or trying to be nice?
@jmoore74826 жыл бұрын
opaneil hervafason Exactly!
@anitabenzo67956 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wargamerorthrus30955 жыл бұрын
Just wondering when the next part to this will be out?
@kdvr7666 жыл бұрын
hahhahahh wtf---deiym the sound effects are lit. a mix of horror and comedy. worth listening too
@JUSTICEshsyedZaC2 жыл бұрын
💓 Awesome 🎧 💤 🛌 ▶️ Awesome brother thanks for the awesome work
@fernandodeleon3856 жыл бұрын
Left me at a cliffhanger not cool, will you be getting back to us with the rest of the story.
@senamarie35716 жыл бұрын
Is this a joke I’m dying at the crab walk lol
@tinklvsme6 жыл бұрын
@16:00 YOUR FREAKING ME OUT!!
@OperationInsomnia6 жыл бұрын
Great! That was the goal!
@tinklvsme6 жыл бұрын
Operation Insomnia I tried to listen to part 2 at bedtime, but I couldn't get the " HEEEYYYYY" out of my head! Blahhhh. I saved all 6 so I'll listen in the car during the DAY. Hehe Heeeeyyyy👻 👀 👂 👂 👂 🙏 😧 😯 😮 😱 😱 🙀👣 👣 ✍️