Opie & Anthony - Ant Hates Jam Bands

[@kanemura93]

Ray Charles: "My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes" Ant: "Of course."

[@BrianMurrayPA]

🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎

[@DjRenect]

Cracked me the fuck up how fast he was (again!).

[@durden2480]

I got caught tugging my pecka

[@rebel1608]

Its amazing how inflection can make an ordinary phrase say so much

[@durden2480]

🤣🤣🤣

[@comradesentournjr3696]

"What's a good Phish song?" Jimmy: "Glub Glub Glub." hahahahahaha

[@liambutler6595]

But that was Anthony 😑

[@anon-ju9bg]

Stolen Ant valor

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Ant’s “No” is hilarious

[@Marmalade_Sally]

8:23 😂

[@daxmiller35]

40:13 “oh my God, look at these fucking assholes”

[@SenseiButler]

Jimmy: "You don't like this?" Ant: "NOOOOOOOO"

[@sethrobinson28]

NOOOOOOWAAAAAAAHHH

[@scliff7]

NnnnnnAAAAOOOHHHHH I hhAAAAAte it!

[@ukLeeham720]

8:20 I love when Jim asks Ant the question he knows the answer to, his laugh afterwards :)

[@durden2480]

NOOOO

[@xcaluhbration]

5 seconds in and I was already leaned over in laughter. Chip is a national treasure.

[@connortracey4536]

lmao i know. The chip line, the sighs, the silence, and finally Jimmy's hysterical laughter. Its such a glorious process

[@durden2480]

Chip never lets you down

[@w8m4n]

Chip is fucking terrible in every way

[@marybetheby5184]

Jimmy's laugh makes everything better ..😆🤣🤣

[@マシュードーラン]

It really is the cure for anything. That wheezy passionate laughter always makes me laugh too

[@marybetheby5184]

@@マシュードーラン Especially when the Raaamooone!! calls were happening..😆

[@JoeyBullet222]

"I met a chaplain in jail" Ant: Charlie? 😂😂😂

[@pretorious700]

Opie and music......lol, what a dope

[@ketongu]

I've not listened to this clip yet but I honestly think Opie is the most open minded of them all where music is concerned

[@The1upforever]

@@ketongu you farted

[@barahng]

It's perfectly fitting with his character that he likes The Grateful Dead.

[@APAL880]

​@@ketongu open minded because he pretty much doesn't have any opinions, certainly not any interesting ones

[@DeadEndGoose]

​@PauloHernandezXDbecause being a contrarian is so much "cooler"

[@RadioShaman]

The only thing better than The Dead is listening to Ant rip on them. Great upload, thank you!

[@sirajaxl]

“We wish you a Jerry Christmas, and a happy Bob Weir”

[@QuantumRizzX]

The band sucks and you know it

[@evansgate]

the only thing better than the Dead is all of them dying

[@RadioShaman]

Go back to compound where you belong

[@idklol4197]

when Opie and Anthony talk music you can hear some of that old charisma the show was built on

[@J43rv1]

19:37 - "Follow a JOB!" is one of the best Ant lines of all time

[@kyleirby111]

That picture you used is fricken hilarious. Chip with that hair, 😂

[@rebel1608]

I love all these "x hates music" because, even as a big music guy who likes a lot of it, theres nothing better than a nice venting about how this or that popular band/song sucks. It's never not entertaining.

[@CodeBleu724]

Phish and The Dead really do fucking suck.

[@mattsickonic8115]

@@CodeBleu724 wrong

[@pandavelli8176]

@@CodeBleu724 you are CORRECT sir!

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

I remember being at a Phish show then half way through I’m thinking to myself wtf am I doing here. The 20 min self indulgent jams and then the mindless fans who slurp it up. It’s too much indecence.

[@tkcurtis1725]

@@CodeBleu724 They have that in common with your mother!

[@jefflandreneau7027]

7:53 "Of course" 😂😂 and Travis' laugh

[@GeorgieKid]

Chip Chipperson face over Brent Mydlands face,I’d be offended if I wasn’t laughing so hard..lol And Ant as Mickey 🤣

[@mike2590rrr]

"...my muddah said BUSTED!" Top 2 Chip moment. Wow.

[@durden2480]

😂😂😂

[@connortracey4536]

6:31 i love the "oof" when Jimmy hates something

[@GeorgieKid]

“Your not seeing America You’re seeing the dregs of society “ As a life long Deadhead,I love that quote 🤣🤣🤣✌🏼❤️🌹

[@sirajaxl]

“We wish you a Jerry Christmas, and a happy Bob Weir”

[@BrandoStoopy]

8:09 made me spit out my drink lmao

[@durden2480]

BUSTED

[@kenfresno6959]

I love the dead and phish and ant is hilarious. I love when he shits on everything. The Lou reed one is one of my favorites.

[@sirajaxl]

“We wish you a Jerry Christmas, and a happy Bob Weir“

[@evansgate]

@@sirajaxl ​ we heard you the first ten times you posted that

[@sirajaxl]

@@evansgate Yeah, I put it on about four different post strings. Thanks for reading. Now go home and get your shine box…

[@JoshBruin77]

Yeah, I love his rant on Lou Reed. 🤣

[@doodahman2995]

"The Dead are like licorice, not everybody likes licorice, but the people that like licorice Really like licorice." Jerry Garcia

[@williambarringer6513]

I always got the vibe they didn't like their own music and had contempt for their own fans, even calling the "dead heads" lol, I know for a fact they change into the hippie garb right before they hit the stage, then back to Armani and Gucci and limousines the second the concert is over, have any of them even done shrooms? aren't they heroin addicts ? the whole thing is very creepy and shady these "festivals" full of smelly losers woof

[@doodahman2995]

@@williambarringer6513 😂 lol

[@allenginsberg1112]

This guy spent a lot of time there for someone who doesn't like it so much

[@mikem4314]

not a funny or insightful quote

[@Triumph865]

@@mikem4314 it actually makes perfect sense when referring to who and who doesn’t like The GD.

[@NicS_313]

"Oh my god, what'd I love to hear is 'Allahu Akbar!' right in the middle of that fucking crowd" 😂

[@ElLotdog]

8:09 sick line by Chip 😂

[@JoshBruin77]

I like how Lex Luger basically killed Miss Elizabeth with drugs, but because he "found God," he gets the get out of jail free card. 🙄 What a cop out towards accountability

[@IIIDarkIII]

Not falling for it, Opie was loving this. He was not being sarcastic.

[@shhhake]

13:08 Ant just beautifully summed up my horrible experiences having to deal with my idiot friends that love this garbage and follow it everywhere

[@chillingguy8386]

As a huge jam band fan I found this funny as hell 😆

[@daxmiller35]

No, you’re not. Nobody likes that shit

[@chillingguy8386]

@@daxmiller35 your a shit football coach

[@QuantumRizzX]

@@chillingguy8386 I’d rather be a shit coach than have shitty taste in music

[@jtp1389]

If the grateful Dead play on New Year's Eve, technically they'd be playing one song for two years. Which is exactly how it feels listening to anything by them

[@barahng]

The only music Ant enjoys is Wehrmacht marches.

[@johnbrewer62]

He likes Johnny rebel too

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

Or Gary Glitter because Nana can relate XD

[@anon-ju9bg]

To be fair those are some very inspirational tunes

[@durden2480]

@@johnbrewer62the house next door to me been sold 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnbrewer62]

@@durden2480 they claim to be wild injuns from the plains

[@robertmagill6005]

Bob Backlund got me Hooked On Phonics

[@JoshBruin77]

Bob Backund never eat the marijuana

[@joeytrimble1558]

lmao anthony when they start playing ray charles

[@DoncoEntAgain]

This bit was probably ten years ago but Lex Luger is somehow still alive!

[@velvetpilot2008]

I really want to see that Hanes ad.

[@ChristopherSibert]

vimeo.com/72050158

[@tomfrombrick]

7:52 LOL

[@aaaardvark23]

I had to help my friends parents set up stands at these shows and I hate the music. It just never ends.

[@barahng]

The free weed and mushrooms is a nice plus though

[@cicolasnage5684]

@@barahng fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

[@davidperez5089]

@@barahng dont forget the hairy legged hippie chicks in dresses selling vegan meals and spouting nonsense.

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

Tss...Jam bands? Why not peanut butter bands or sumthin...fawkin home run

[@TurkFebruary88]

Homerun chippah!! Dushhdushhdushhh

[@DjRenect]

Opie: Let the music do the talkin’ (crickets).

[@clintonmccool2330]

Exactly. And the idoit doesn't realize that vocals are part of the music as well.

[@Mobeast99]

Wrestling with the devil, dvv dvvv dvvv dvvv

[@scotw67]

Anyone got a link to the Hanes ad they’re taking about?

[@alo4912]

Get a time machine instead

[@friedporchetta]

@@alo4912 yeah get your Delorean, Mr Fly, or sumthin!

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

When Jimmy said "Kajagoogoo" 😂😂😂

[@jasonmacias875]

That caller supporting the Dead ended up being one of the best callers in O&A history.

[@mikem4314]

36:53 "WTF WHO WOULD LISTEN TO THIS"

[@codiefitz3876]

LISTEN TO THE WOOOOOOOORDS

[@williamneyer6718]

That Chip character really proved to be cool in the future. Everyone talking about it.

[@Valkonnen]

That's because we are in an actual idiocracy/ Chip sounds like a friend in school doing a terrible imitation and people keep encouraging what is so bad .

[@Jay-fx4tx]

"This is the begining of a movie" I imagine something like exasperated Steve martin walking very fast, the wrong way through the rush hour crowd bumping into everyone. Frustrated, he falls down trying to go down into the subway, people step on his hat. Finally gets to his thankless advertising job where his boss is a complete A hole.

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

BERTHA?!?!?! 😂😂😂

[@ignacioguzman1128]

1:45 fucking kills me

[@johnmiller5679]

I’m with Ant, I’ve always jam bands. The band just tunes up they tape it and it’s a record. The drummer gets up smokes a joint and sits back on the kit and nobody even notices. This is why they have 2 drummers so one can always be getting stone during a song.

[@notsammiguel8417]

40:18 😂 Opie panic’s when his joke bombs

[@mistermusturd6402]

I know tons of folks who are stuck in a single genre of music. Befuddling.

[@マシュードーラン]

That blows my mind! There’s so many different genres, moods and avenues to explore when it comes music. To like a single genre of music is like eating the same boring shit dinner everyday. Fuck that!

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

@@マシュードーラン But if you like it, you don't consider it a boring meal. I can see liking a single genre, there are still many different bands that do that type of music their own way. And just to clarify, I do like a lot of different stuff too.

[@elias197859]

@@マシュードーラン imagine all the millions of people in the zoomer generation under 25 years old who only like one genre. And that genre is the most tasteless boring blatantly commercial fraudulent disingenuous talentless offensively bad music ever. All that shit can be encompassed into one genre: awful noises for zoomers to play in the background because thats what they think is cool. Soundcloud rap, trap, mumble rap, all the autotuned garbage shit that sounds like different variations of the same song made with minimal effort and no passion, from lil peep to lil Uzi vert to lil Yachty to migos to xxxtentacion and all the other literal hundreds of whatever they are, I don't want to call them artists or musicians. Their instrumentals are generic, lazy, uninspiring and lame. Always have that fucking drum loop that sounds like when you make a machine gun noise with your tongue and then turn it into a rhythm. Their lyrics vary from retarded nonsense that a 7 year old would come up with, to psuedo deep self absorbed bullshit that a sad 12 year old would write. None of that music is created or written because the artist had passion and creativity and a love for music and a need to create and express beautiful music or clever lyrics. It's all just pushed out lazily in the same way a kid who's forced to write an essay for homework but doesn't want to would. They just make it to get it done and get paid, to do their job rather than to make something real. And the enormous amount of popularity these guys have is fucked up. Anyone who genuinely enjoys this genre is an asshole, and people who only listen to this genre should probably kill themselves. I've met a lot of kids, always under the age of 25, who legitimately listen to this stuff and think it's amazing and that's all they ever care to listen to. Whoever decided that heavily autotuned retards lazily shitting out half rhymes about being overly materialistic and bragging disingenuously about gangster-esque shit they never did, is going to be today's popular music, they need to be exiled from civilization. That shitty music has literally brainwashed a segment of the current generation of young adults into being absolute retard consumers who think it's cool to be gangster and to "come up" on people and cheat and steal from each other. I met a 20 year old kid once who was telling me how he's never had a true genuine friend because everyone around him and his social circle of friends he would hangout with, including him, all thought it was hella dope to go around screwing people over and stealing from them and each other. And then everything they say or do is to get clout and always has the intention of improving their self image and building on their own personal facade that matches what they're all told is cool as closely as possible so they can share this fake ego driven bullshit life on social media. So many zoomers pursue narcissistic shit solely, and care only about their image. They all want to be and think they are some sort of mini celebrities promoting their social medias and sharing all they do 24/7. It's disgusting and that soulless music they listen to plays into their worthless behavior so much

[@lenhudson8194]

​@@ARUCARDFTEPES yeah but, adults who exclusively listen to only simplified music like pop or rap, are similar to adults who only read children's books. Sure, you're allowed to listen to whatever you want, but it says something about you.

[@Nick-RiffsPit]

Burnin embers fawk yeah

[@babyshambler]

Ant's dumb Charlie Chaplin line is great.

[@FURTHER_ADO]

Old school, OG Chippah is so much better than present Chippah ( tss what is he Chippah Clause givin' presents or sumptin tss)

[@WHISKEY3XRAY]

I looked over, and in a clearing I saw about a dozen people "dancing" to crap like this. The horrible feeling, years later remains exactly the same. Go to dance school or something, anything else

[@maxburpee]

The Grateful Dead angers me. It makes me legit angry.

[@shrapnel77]

I'm with you. I told my friend he could play anything else other than them when I visit.

[@conleycrew76]

Ant rules lol. This really fuckn sucks😂

[@jeffreycoy]

Heard one Jerry Garcia guitar solo, heard em all.

[@mattsickonic8115]

The absolute most dog shit take out of all collective takes on the internet

[@jeffreycoy]

@@mattsickonic8115 K

[@barahng]

Is it even a solo if the whole song sounds like that

[@tkcurtis1725]

Then you have not a fuckin' clue about the guitar my little friend! Seriously! Playing "Guitar Hero" in your mom's basement is not the same as playing a real guitar, just so ya know!

[@brutallyhonest123]

@@tkcurtis1725 you need all your fingers to play guitar hero... which hasn’t been relevant in over a decade btw

[@mattmurray517]

39:42 haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. Yimmie was on fire

[@angelareele858]

?

[@daxmiller35]

@@angelareele858 yeah, he said “June 4th” haha, what a riot

[@justval4958]

Opie is a jam band

[@theytube3879]

... more like a jelly roll er sumpthin

[@godlesspeacesign8852]

​@@theytube3879no wait wait wait fawkin uhhh a pop tart or sumpthin tsss

[@theytube3879]

@@godlesspeacesign8852 Ha!

[@garrettt8782]

"NO" 8:22

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Steve Young won one, in 94

[@pandavelli8176]

If Jerry wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson, Dallas wins all 4 from 92-95 and maybe more

[@ryanjacobson2508]

@@pandavelli8176 Nope, the fruits of the Herschel Walker trade were getting a bit ripe by 1996.

[@golferguy916]

I hated when Opster would try to talk sports, the other guys know they don’t know shit, but the guy who thinks he does stinks

[@The1upforever]

i wanna take your opinion seriously but i can't unfortunately because you suck.

[@golferguy916]

@@The1upforever tssss, ya, YOU DO, fawkkkn burried this sock cucka

[@The1upforever]

@@golferguy916 hot greasy farts

[@pandavelli8176]

@@golferguy916 got his ass

[@niksimmons4448]

Do you have the one where they listen to In Memory of Elizabeth Reed?

[@Triumph865]

What did the hippies at the Grateful dead show say when all the drugs ran out? "where’s the shitty music coming from?

[@thatbadmanmamatoldyouabout7317]

Montana won 4 including the one in 89'. Steve Young won the one for the 49ers in the 94/95 season.

[@THESMARTERMAN555]

Opie was actually pretty chill here.

[@AugustThor438]

I like how Jimmy thinks that if he loses a little weight he could date Lady Gaga 😂

[@CleanFamilyVideos]

Even if he did, he would get bored because she doesn't have a "disco stick".

[@GeorgieKid]

“Phil Lesh is the guy in Phish right?” Oh Jimmy.🤣

[@markdenton3141]

Ant right on the money here. 100 percent correct

[@MarceloAbans]

@ 8:25 "No, there's a black singing it"

[@kidnicky7489]

28:46 This line was hilarious

[@elvidviva7365]

Opie claiming to have been to a bunch of Dead shows, going city to city eating parking lot spaghetti is as cringey as his 'legit' mafia story. He never talked about the Grateful Dead ever again, and I'd bet $10k he couldn't name 5 songs, or one album.

[@mattwuxx3888]

He made up for it though by going to a Dave Matthews show a few years later and taking his shirt off and waving it around screaming wildly during the part where the black dude played the fiddle solo.

[@brucegrossman3531]

The bit I love is Jimmy's rant nothing was better then Black Sabbath/Ozzy. Bono and his stupid glasses.

[@Atom.Storm.]

"Aquired taste" got used to it.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Opie has no clue about the Grateful Dead, the phony fruit

[@SundayMorningRunner]

They suck, that's all you need to know

[@Buffalo_B1LLS]

What is he a pineapple or sumphin? tss

[@The1upforever]

The Grateful Dead. Let's just be grateful they're dead.

[@GeorgieKid]

He’s a wanna be..but at least he saw a few shows

[@brucegrossman3531]

No clue who Donna is. Oh yeah he's a long time fan.

[@davidperez5089]

Went thru a dead phase, Rush phase, even jazz fusión. Can't listen to any of them anymore. You always end up back at your roots.

[@E.Humperdinck]

Back when Tom Brady only has 2 SB rings. Little did they know...

[@jaydell4039]

And Eli would take two away with the giants lol

[@vincent2053]

@J.P. Menger Sociopath? lol

[@ethanbradley2089]

He had 3...

[@E.Humperdinck]

@@ethanbradley2089 Oh. Well at the beginning of the video the guys said 2, but maybe they were wrong in recollecting. But whatever.

[@ethanbradley2089]

@@E.Humperdinck well they were on XM. He had already won in 01, 03 and 04 of course when the nip slip happened, which was before they came back on air that year. To be fair, I don't count 01. Those cheating bastards!

[@abergethirty]

I forgot how annoying Opie's constant sound board soundbites were

[@duke3250]

OY NOY!

[@idklol4197]

Anthony never said that enough

[@From-North-Jersey]

This clip needs the Nopie treatment, god how that hole takes the funny out of a bit. I forgot how fucking horrible the Nopester was after listening to the bits that have been "Corrected"

[@oscarwinner2034]

Agreed. You can see right through his BS of being a fan. He knows nothing. Trying to be the cool guy - again.

[@JeffreySmith84]

When I was a young man I defined myself by what I hated. I convinced myself I had the best taste in music (and pop culture in general). Then I grew up and matured a little and learned to appreciate a wider spectrum of things. Listening to these guys squirm in their chairs, completely unable to enjoy a delightful Ray Charles song, makes me grateful to be who I am.

[@idklol4197]

53:27 lmao

[@leedobson]

I'm with Ant....fucking sucks

[@bucsboyleable]

Allah Akbhar!! **KA-BOOM**

[@kevin2400]

The chipful dead or sumtin…. Tssss

[@MichaelMeade-d7b]

Does anybody listen to the Grateful Dead sober?

[@Mattdotnfo]

I love Grateful Dead and this is hilarious

[@codiefitz3876]

WISENHEIMER

[@hozonkai9967]

The Dreadful Grate and the Dorks Awful bands

[@ketongu]

what bands do you like?

[@GeorgieKid]

FUCKIN HOME RUN HOZOKIA

[@hozonkai9967]

@@ketongu GG Allin

[@Mrz-bq2yb]

Wow a clip where Opie is listenable, shocking!

[@properpolymath2097]

That thumbnail looks like Miyam Biyalik

[@DCMoney96]

As a life long O&A fan this one hurts........

[@iscream2232]

☝️ Wharf Rat here, yup haha

[@brucegrossman3531]

Another Wharf Rat here. But just remember Ant and Jimmy's music choices. Jimmy lived in a world of only Ozzy. Ant loved Butt Rock.

[@chillingguy8386]

Naa huge Dead Head and jam band fan here and I found this funny as hell . 😆

[@J43rv1]

no matter who you are, the boys eventually went after something you hold true and dear to your heart

[@friedporchetta]

@@J43rv1 for me it was Lou Reed. Love him and the music, but can’t disagree with Ant’s points. Love hearing him bash Reed lol

[@mplslawnguy3389]

Eventually you reach an age where you realize all music sucks. But jam bands really really really fucking suck.

[@danielfiore5528]

Grateful Dead is a great band until the LSD wears off. RIP Jerry. Shout out to the lot lizards and hog farmers.

[@davidborrelli1081]

I have to agree with who ever Ant is. Listening to the Dead guitar it all sounds like an the adult talking to the peanuts gang, Charley Brown qwa qwa qwa qwa qwa qwa qwa qwa....

[@Zwia.]

Cumia was in a hair band and he has the nerve to criticize anything like he has taste??

[@J43rv1]

You've never heard Ant trash his old stuff? Hindsight is 20/20. The dead can f*** right off with their dancing bear and masturbatory nonsense

[@cicolasnage5684]

Yeah but at least Dara was catchy, and straight to the point. The Grateful Dead and that pretentious, cornball jam for 5 hours on one song nonsense and dirty ass std infected hippies can go jump off a fucking cliff.

[@mrskinszszs]

Even he says that hair band was shitty. And he's right - Phish and GD are dog shit

[@somegeezer6439]

22:48

[@jackstraw3600]

I love jam bands but love the hate towards them too

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

Of course Opie was a deadhead. Doing everything to defend it against Anthony and couldnt

[@RocketCityGardener]

Jim saying he’d be embarrassed to talk like that “M’Lady” 😀