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@ManlyMonster6 жыл бұрын
"Why not just be the weird rape guy?" LOL
@ChristopherSibert5 жыл бұрын
Anthony's solution: "Be weird rape guy!"
@llewodcm205 жыл бұрын
Fucking lol
@thodstagshorn11982 ай бұрын
I've tried, it doesn't work.
@ManMonkey6006 жыл бұрын
Man I miss Patrice.
@daxmiller355 жыл бұрын
this show was perfect for him/his criticism of some women, and the reality of an utterly witless vagina overpowering a genius intellect.
@turkc79cb3 жыл бұрын
We all do
@ronaldcatullus3 жыл бұрын
He stinks, and I don’t like him
@TheUnDeity5 жыл бұрын
I am putting out a petition to trade Opie's life right now to bring back Patrice. Let's make this happen
@negativeindustrial5 жыл бұрын
Opie’s own mother wouldn’t take that bet.
@bigkeith10225 жыл бұрын
Petition signed. Can I sign twice?
@fatmunch63184 жыл бұрын
I heard they do stuff like that in the belly room of the comedy store speak to joey diaz
@manicmillennial32874 жыл бұрын
I'm really out of the loop- what'd Opie do?
@mikereimer32024 жыл бұрын
Signed !!!
@marcusaurelius-quinn57376 жыл бұрын
Those girls make Hooters waitresses look classy
@paulthoresen82415 жыл бұрын
Opie is the king of turning a 10 second story into a 10 minute story
@jsp72183 жыл бұрын
Jay Oakerson took his title
@alexmendoza70633 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when you have to do a 4 hour radio show completely unprepared
@ocelotcake9359 Жыл бұрын
Yeah normally he says 80 times that the story is true
@RafaelCDet5 ай бұрын
Yes, that's literally his job
@tomz57043 ай бұрын
@@RafaelCDet*was
@BudsCartoon5 жыл бұрын
19:00 Listen to Opie tell his story 4 times in a row...
@ididntevenknowhewassick63152 жыл бұрын
you are a god damn king for these uploads
@speedrob6 жыл бұрын
Dude can do the rubix-cube in 12 seconds and they have an attention span of 5.
@carloscjr232 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@bullfranthrow4 жыл бұрын
Opie is actually on the same level as these callers. Now that he's trying to do podcast by himself it's excruciating.
@notsocrates95293 жыл бұрын
Have you seen him harassing random strangers and business owners on the street?
@jason20892 жыл бұрын
I could have been a model!
@funyuns774 жыл бұрын
Opie loves hen tv shows
@TDNomad5 жыл бұрын
21:42 “Where are Whales from? Wales. From Wales” LMAO!
@pandavelli81762 жыл бұрын
13:50 little did we know this speech was just a preview of AOC’s political career.
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
Slightly but she’s on her high horse about using green energy
@patio875 жыл бұрын
This would NEVER be on tv in 2019.
@mikereimer32024 жыл бұрын
Haha good point
@michaelgallone74095 ай бұрын
It would in 2024 as long as they are all white guys- no people of "color" can be geeks
@ARUCARDFTEPES6 жыл бұрын
Opie is a reincarnated parrot.
@PrivateAckbar6 жыл бұрын
Don't you need a soul for that?
@BarbarossaSC26 жыл бұрын
"Did you hear, he couldn't give his wife a correct answer. Cause the girl was HOT, those girls were UNBELIEVABLE. Oh he got in trouble, his wife was pissed." Ugh, Opie is such a boring hack. Why does he repeat shit 5x when it's not worth saying once?
@marcusaurelius-quinn57376 жыл бұрын
Parrots can tell jokes
@billybadass77184 жыл бұрын
“Leave it alone!”
@betters93 Жыл бұрын
Parrots can pronounce words correctly
@chadthunderqoq3 жыл бұрын
This show should be called, "Revenge of the Simps"
@plissken1515 жыл бұрын
that tv show shoulda been called "Mediocre Looking Chicks and Anti-Social Virgins"
@ZinfinityX4 жыл бұрын
@Jeg Hunckel Dude, who cares- you bothered to remember her name?
@sixburgh64ss6 жыл бұрын
Is that a young Dan Soder hosting 'Beauty &the Geek'? 😂
@Poxymonkeypox5 жыл бұрын
Nahh, just a smaller headed brother.
@jiggycalzone85854 жыл бұрын
This show should be called "you're really lucky we notice your looks first"
@masthof896 жыл бұрын
Four minutes in and Opie has not gotten one joke. Holy mother.
@Doomreb6 жыл бұрын
'yo woom...isso peh luttid...it can't even have a little baby'
@noname-ni1qt4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love when a caller stumbles out the gates, catches it and just punches out. So hilarious and respectable to the caller for having the awareness.
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet95 жыл бұрын
Well, another one of those amazing "coincidences" just happened. I have this playing while I'm playing online Monopoly in another tab, and the one property I really fixated on during this game by name is Pennsylvania Avenue!
@garrethenderson75614 жыл бұрын
Opie is such a girl.
@FoSho9492 жыл бұрын
21:56 HOLY SHITT its every clip you listen to. Steer that ship op, right into the iceberg 27:05 again
@superslayerguy4 жыл бұрын
24:15 Opie got so triggered lmao
@phatphuc95096 жыл бұрын
There was a married with Children episode in which Kelly had to remember sports trivia. With every lesson learned, she would forget something of value since her mind had a maximum capacity. This show would be more interesting if these Geeks were rich and flaunt their wealth. Then the show would be something of a millionaire matchmaker without the hostess reminding the girls, don't open yourself before he opens the wallet.
@Sweetestsadist4 жыл бұрын
They were all secretly millionaires. That was the "shock" ending.
@chadthunderqoq3 жыл бұрын
Haha the epiaode where she forgot her dad scored 4 TDs in one game at Polk High
@MrFatPallasCat6 жыл бұрын
Back when it was uncool to be a nerd ,now it's the revenge of the nerds
@Hjaelteomslag6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no. Nerds are still unattractive to women. The "nerds" that get beautiful women are above average guys who capitalize on trends in the media and in fashion. Nerds buy the shit that is advertised like superhero movies and similar bullshit. Dudes buy clothes to fuck women. If a woman is to fall in love physical attraction is a must. The human body floods the brain with neuro chemicals to make us make babies right from the jump. This is what we call "falling in love". Nerds should be smart enough to read up on psychology and sociology. And then give up on women out of their league.
@MrFatPallasCat6 жыл бұрын
huh thats some thought out shit,you sound like a student of black Phillip
@Hjaelteomslag6 жыл бұрын
Nah, but I am a new fan of the show. Sadly I was'nt tuned in when Patrice was alive. I am a student of my father though and he has passed down an incredible game to me. This combined with a pretty bad case of ADD, extreme perception and intellectual curiosity in the right fields has given me social skills as a motherfucker. But I'm off the meat market ever since I found a good woman. I love analyzing dumb shit like this still though! 🙂
@MrFatPallasCat6 жыл бұрын
you're lucky brah ,ive never seen a dad teach his son any pimp shit. ive recently started to catch the charades that you play with yourself as a young confused guy,ima good looking guy so girls come to me but i dont say the right thing,my games improving tho. pimps up hoes down!
@Hjaelteomslag6 жыл бұрын
I'm lucky as all hell! He has taught me the basics which are 1) if you don't dare, you won't get laid 2) if you're aware of your strengths you should play them out fully to project genuine confidence 3) use humour 4) be totally shameless. I was fat in my teenage years but got pussy from good looking girls. When I lost weight and got really handsome I've basically batted 1.000 and have never had to sleep alone since. I have chosen to be alone at times to develope other qualities that require total focus. Women and the success in interacting with them is the key to happiness, no doubt! Good luck in your endevours! Have fun and raise the bar for other dudes by always treating women well! Don't cheat, one loses hella self respect that way! 😉
@NxDoyle5 жыл бұрын
Opie's smugnorance and hypocrisy knows no bounds. He's very happy to call people dumb, despite the fact he can barely read and once complained that at least some of the world's population of great apes should have evolved into humans by now.
@tedsretardretardium61743 жыл бұрын
He said that? Might be a new low for him. Probably not.
@markvickroy67256 жыл бұрын
not farting to reduce air pollution? Patrice - "Is that an air head....(you heard him)" - dying!
@markvickroy67256 жыл бұрын
Ali because you did for me! fuckin ROFL - I was WAITING for a you!
@hey_its_travis3 жыл бұрын
Awww nnnoooooo
@MissMachineRage6 жыл бұрын
Every time everyone is laughing opie fucks it up by going to the phone
@WorldsWorstBoy4 жыл бұрын
Miss you Patrice
@TheRealBamboonga6 жыл бұрын
"Could you spell Iraq please?" "I-R-A-C-K. See? That's why it rhymes with 'attack'... I had a bimbo Soldier who *ACTUALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION* when we'd been *IN IRAQ FOR OVER 6 MONTHS!!!*
@Gobbersmack5 жыл бұрын
I hear broads like that in the army are MAJOR whores. Hopefully you got a blowie out of it. Also LMAO at pencil-necked matthew pretending to be tough.
@mattbob19955 жыл бұрын
@@Gobbersmack you say this like you've been in the army. bet you've never even held a gun pussy
@LRrealest2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Irth
@jimmybuffett47083 жыл бұрын
Opie is literally a hole. Just can’t let the boys have too much fun
@SAM-ru4vx5 жыл бұрын
so they found sam roberts brother?
@WiseAilbhean6 жыл бұрын
The part of this show that had me floor laughing my ass of was, this quiz part and one beauty was adamant she was right about Christopher Columbus exploration date. The geek said: Columbus set sail in 1492 The beauty said: No! Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942! She was so reliant on this rhyme she got it wrong anyway. Tragic.
@peternunez56342 жыл бұрын
I think Opie grossly exaggerated when he said these girls were 10's. I think this is before Kim Kardashian came along and changed the whole beauty standard.
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
These are 6’s now every woman under 35 wants to look like her.
@kingseanp92676 ай бұрын
Every one of these girls are far hotter than that pig you referenced.
@Blady994 жыл бұрын
Opie called these girls tens..
@Sweetestsadist4 жыл бұрын
To him, they are.
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
Oof, they are his type that’s for sure.
@michaelgallone74095 ай бұрын
Somewhat mediocre at best
@antonio89041005 жыл бұрын
They're all actors/actresses, none of this shit is real
@PeteFstuff2 жыл бұрын
The host of this show was Mike Richards.. lasted 1 day as the “permanent” host of Jeopardy
@The512Dude2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes, the extremely dangerous Kyoto Dragon
@Dwightpower882 жыл бұрын
Of course Gregg loved this show
@Doomreb6 жыл бұрын
what's always annoyed the fuck outta me with these 'beauty' and 'nerd' kinda things is they are too different people. They got some girls out there who are beautiful and are nerds just like the guy and vice versa. Society tries to put 2 different people together too much. It would be like trying to make the worlds most gangster hood hp hop guy marry a nun.
@tobe1207 Жыл бұрын
Thais has lovely eyes. The black girl is super cute too, and Sarah God it's embarrassing that they're talking about this like it's real at all
@hipsterelephant26602 жыл бұрын
Goddamn that final listener call was brutal
@charlesderosas5577 Жыл бұрын
in hindsight: someone turn off opie's mic please and thank you!
@-Twotonepony-4 жыл бұрын
Lindsey sure sounds like a blast to hang with. Bam doesn't know what he missed out on by just filming himself giving her a vicious rogering and then leaving before getting to watch Beauty and the Geek with her. What a dummy.
@NebMunb4 ай бұрын
"What would you do to alleviate..... global warming." Haha he said alleviate. I think someone on the show laughed at that too
@gavinmcinnes97506 жыл бұрын
10s?
@pillboss19875 жыл бұрын
Was this a case of nobody wanting to step up and tell Greggshells that his bit stinks?
@GBAPCLAN6 жыл бұрын
Who is the English bloke in studio?
@debjonesloyal41906 жыл бұрын
GBAPCLAN Gavin Patrices' friend.
@GBAPCLAN6 жыл бұрын
Christina Bako sounds nothing like Jim jefferies. The guy is clearly English, he doesn't sound Australian at all.
@debjonesloyal41906 жыл бұрын
GBAPCLAN No look it up. Its Gavin from England he was Patrices friend. Hes 6" 4 black man build like a brick shit house.
@TristypoozOA6 жыл бұрын
GBAPCLAN yeah it’s Gavin, he’s a brummie
@Poxymonkeypox5 жыл бұрын
Well if you think that's an Ozzie accent you'd have fitted in with these morons...
@Brainscrawler5 жыл бұрын
LOL these women are going to be marrying guys like this in 5-10 years...
@jakeotto92035 ай бұрын
11:08 voice crack omg
@markvickroy67256 жыл бұрын
I've not spotted even a 6....
@KayefX6 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt put them that low, but theyre definitely not badies.
@jeffreydahmer33225 жыл бұрын
Mark Vickroy they really aren't that bad. Would love to see the bushpigs you've been with.
@biglicker44734 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dahmer LMAO bushpigs
@No1ANTAGON1ST3 жыл бұрын
These women are 6.5s and 7s and these geeks are creaming themselves
@Marmalade_Fitness5 жыл бұрын
Aoc drawing inspiration from the black girl
@negativeindustrial4 жыл бұрын
Marmalade Sounds more like the brown chick at 15:00
@deadlegs1874 жыл бұрын
Love hearing Patrice's Brummy mate chime in lol
@jeremypayne50784 жыл бұрын
I know I can't be the first to say this, but Opie has no tact. There's plenty of ways to answer that question. Tell her you want one of the girls who made people laugh during her speech to win. That way you aren't specific and it has nothing to do with looks.
@dariolopezmartinez913 жыл бұрын
Let me collect my thoughts,... ERROR 404; NO THOUGHTS FOUND
@Sweetestsadist4 жыл бұрын
Twist: These women are actually Kaufman-esque comedic geniuses
@nonofyabidnez57376 жыл бұрын
Karl the Dungeon Master is really cute.
@Theevil6ify6 жыл бұрын
Nonofya Bidnez Is he?
@jennpenn55 жыл бұрын
Or as Opie would call him Napoleon Dynamite...even though he didn't look like him in the slightest.
@eseetv93414 жыл бұрын
Kyoto dragon? It's Komodo dragon.
@Daikkenaurora6 жыл бұрын
These are not beauties.
@o_fim_de_tudo4 жыл бұрын
I know the girl on 15:09 (Thais) from church back in the late 90s... She wasn't as pleasant back then.
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
Oof but isn’t this show scripted?
@benwood71744 жыл бұрын
Now days they would have never put the only 2 dark people together like that.
@coomrag7295 жыл бұрын
Wonder how much they got paid to promote this show?
@TheRealBamboonga6 жыл бұрын
Good lord. I'd be giving them shit information EVERY SINGLE TIME just to watch them go up and say it. Lead them up the down escalator just to see how long they walk.
@biguprochester4 жыл бұрын
@Bedgypooks at 4:30
@megamatt534 жыл бұрын
These woman can vote..........
@jonathanmartin7264 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know Dan Soder was the host of the show.
@chrismulcahy70162 жыл бұрын
As per, Opie screws a bit. N then the phone calls over n over. Ruining great riffin opportunities just to show how insecure he is. Patrice is missed. RIP
@MissMachineRage6 жыл бұрын
Opie ruins everything
@blackkimberly2953 жыл бұрын
16:44 Wes: tracks monkeys with lasers. Wtf?
@chimchimchow3 жыл бұрын
Interesting enough, everyone of these girls are more intelligent than Opie
@stepheng8875 жыл бұрын
19:00 Oh the cringe!
@hareeballsack73793 жыл бұрын
7:03 sumone is missing an 8ball...an i dont meen corner pocket.
@pgfinna2 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan was a good guess considering
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet95 жыл бұрын
So, you can't admit to picking a girl who is attractive because a woman will have some absolutely illogical, perverse problem with it, and yet you don't laugh in the faces of those ridiculous organisms when they talk about how much freedom and influence they should have?
@BucketOfFuk3 жыл бұрын
Oof the sexism here
@BucketOfFuk3 жыл бұрын
@@backforblood3421 Dude. You're complaining about women having freedom and rights. Stop yourself
@backforblood34213 жыл бұрын
@@BucketOfFuk Every time I post my refutation, no matter how careful I am, it is deleted because those responsible for what you adhere to are terrified of the truth.
@backforblood34213 жыл бұрын
@@BucketOfFuk ...besides the fact that my FIRST response to you has also, you might notice, disappeared.
@BucketOfFuk3 жыл бұрын
@@backforblood3421 Mayhaps you should choose your words more carefully. Everyone is entitled to an opinion but likewise people are allowed to be critical of it. If you are worried about censorship, you can take the issue to KZbin and their bots. Although I would not call this censorship but rather programed disagreement.
@BuffaloveBills3 жыл бұрын
A genius can become rich and buy all the women he wants
@cameron1975williams4 жыл бұрын
I guess opposites don't attract after all.
@pdude2393 жыл бұрын
Are these guys on the show real people? It's too much to be real
@vinnymac75652 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a Stern bashing.
@IMDunn-oy9cd4 жыл бұрын
In 20 years, those nerds will be harnessing their brain power to advance themselves. In 20 years, those pretty girls won't be pretty girls any longer with their only possibility of success being as a trophy wife to some old man 30 years their senior.
@AndySalinger332 жыл бұрын
Thought it was Sam in the thumbnail
@shellbacksclub3 жыл бұрын
Woody Allen?! Not Howard Stern?!
@zoozoo14823 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice that girl at 9:40 has 6 toes on her left foot
@questionableMckinley6 жыл бұрын
Who is the English guy talking to Patrice???
@berfinramadali35486 жыл бұрын
Gavin
@dayaaaaam6 жыл бұрын
Martin Loesche gavin who? Is he a comedian?
@exterminateparasites3185 Жыл бұрын
"These tens" Those fuck fodder are at least 6/10
@urban14135 жыл бұрын
Opies a Big Boy
@DrLaurelWeaver2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Opie really dragged that story out
@levistone40184 жыл бұрын
This is uncomfortable, suffering fools gladly isn’t my thing.
@sirajaxl4 жыл бұрын
levi stone The girls, or Opie?
@levistone40184 жыл бұрын
Both I would say now
@S0l1dZ3r02 жыл бұрын
Museum Critic is a thing? That sounds like the nerdiest grift ever. I can just imagine him trying to get into a museum for free with a Woody Allen voice like "Don't you know who I am?" 🤣
@andrewschuschu34993 ай бұрын
They ain’t 10s. They’re average 5s. 10/10 hot, 0/10 anything else. I’d rather go for a 5 you can at least have a conversation with.
@m3m3lina475 жыл бұрын
In Patrices' scale of women from 1-30. The hottest one out of the entire lineup is a solid 4.5
@granolanbars77905 жыл бұрын
Are you implying that youd have the confidence to talk to everyone of those bitches?
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
5.9
@Doomreb6 жыл бұрын
*BoobyScooby*
@johnjackson97674 жыл бұрын
@13:48 This is basically AOC's climate policy.
@theflanman19866 жыл бұрын
10’s? Hmmm nope
@kamabokogonpachiro6099 Жыл бұрын
21:42
@JaBoreman4 жыл бұрын
Joegoes!!
@jennpenn55 жыл бұрын
Opie's wife asked him the answers? This must have been before she really got to know him.