Opie & Anthony: Beauty And The Geek w/Patrice O'Neal (Video)

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[@ManlyMonster]

"Why not just be the weird rape guy?" LOL

[@ChristopherSibert]

Anthony's solution: "Be weird rape guy!"

[@llewodcm20]

Fucking lol

[@thodstagshorn1198]

I've tried, it doesn't work.

[@ManMonkey600]

Man I miss Patrice.

[@daxmiller35]

this show was perfect for him/his criticism of some women, and the reality of an utterly witless vagina overpowering a genius intellect.

[@turkc79cb]

We all do

[@ronaldcatullus]

He stinks, and I don’t like him

[@TheUnDeity]

I am putting out a petition to trade Opie's life right now to bring back Patrice. Let's make this happen

[@negativeindustrial]

Opie’s own mother wouldn’t take that bet.

[@bigkeith1022]

Petition signed. Can I sign twice?

[@fatmunch6318]

I heard they do stuff like that in the belly room of the comedy store speak to joey diaz

[@manicmillennial3287]

I'm really out of the loop- what'd Opie do?

[@mikereimer3202]

Signed !!!

[@marcusaurelius-quinn5737]

Those girls make Hooters waitresses look classy

[@paulthoresen8241]

Opie is the king of turning a 10 second story into a 10 minute story

[@jsp7218]

Jay Oakerson took his title

[@alexmendoza7063]

Thats what happens when you have to do a 4 hour radio show completely unprepared

[@ocelotcake9359]

Yeah normally he says 80 times that the story is true

[@RafaelCDet]

Yes, that's literally his job

[@tomz5704]

​@@RafaelCDet*was

[@BudsCartoon]

19:00 Listen to Opie tell his story 4 times in a row...

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

you are a god damn king for these uploads

[@speedrob]

Dude can do the rubix-cube in 12 seconds and they have an attention span of 5.

[@carloscjr23]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@bullfranthrow]

Opie is actually on the same level as these callers. Now that he's trying to do podcast by himself it's excruciating.

[@notsocrates9529]

Have you seen him harassing random strangers and business owners on the street?

[@jason2089]

I could have been a model!

[@funyuns77]

Opie loves hen tv shows

[@TDNomad]

21:42 “Where are Whales from? Wales. From Wales” LMAO!

[@pandavelli8176]

13:50 little did we know this speech was just a preview of AOC’s political career.

[@brandonb3174]

Slightly but she’s on her high horse about using green energy

[@patio87]

This would NEVER be on tv in 2019.

[@mikereimer3202]

Haha good point

[@michaelgallone7409]

It would in 2024 as long as they are all white guys- no people of "color" can be geeks

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

Opie is a reincarnated parrot.

[@PrivateAckbar]

Don't you need a soul for that?

[@BarbarossaSC2]

"Did you hear, he couldn't give his wife a correct answer. Cause the girl was HOT, those girls were UNBELIEVABLE. Oh he got in trouble, his wife was pissed." Ugh, Opie is such a boring hack. Why does he repeat shit 5x when it's not worth saying once?

[@marcusaurelius-quinn5737]

Parrots can tell jokes

[@billybadass7718]

“Leave it alone!”

[@betters93]

Parrots can pronounce words correctly

[@chadthunderqoq]

This show should be called, "Revenge of the Simps"

[@plissken151]

that tv show shoulda been called "Mediocre Looking Chicks and Anti-Social Virgins"

[@ZinfinityX]

@Jeg Hunckel Dude, who cares- you bothered to remember her name?

[@sixburgh64ss]

Is that a young Dan Soder hosting 'Beauty &the Geek'? 😂

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Nahh, just a smaller headed brother.

[@jiggycalzone8585]

This show should be called "you're really lucky we notice your looks first"

[@masthof89]

Four minutes in and Opie has not gotten one joke. Holy mother.

[@Doomreb]

'yo woom...isso peh luttid...it can't even have a little baby'

[@noname-ni1qt]

Absolutely love when a caller stumbles out the gates, catches it and just punches out. So hilarious and respectable to the caller for having the awareness.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

Well, another one of those amazing "coincidences" just happened. I have this playing while I'm playing online Monopoly in another tab, and the one property I really fixated on during this game by name is Pennsylvania Avenue!

[@garrethenderson7561]

Opie is such a girl.

[@FoSho949]

21:56 HOLY SHITT its every clip you listen to. Steer that ship op, right into the iceberg 27:05 again

[@superslayerguy]

24:15 Opie got so triggered lmao

[@phatphuc9509]

There was a married with Children episode in which Kelly had to remember sports trivia. With every lesson learned, she would forget something of value since her mind had a maximum capacity. This show would be more interesting if these Geeks were rich and flaunt their wealth. Then the show would be something of a millionaire matchmaker without the hostess reminding the girls, don't open yourself before he opens the wallet.

[@Sweetestsadist]

They were all secretly millionaires. That was the "shock" ending.

[@chadthunderqoq]

Haha the epiaode where she forgot her dad scored 4 TDs in one game at Polk High

[@MrFatPallasCat]

Back when it was uncool to be a nerd ,now it's the revenge of the nerds

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Yeah, no. Nerds are still unattractive to women. The "nerds" that get beautiful women are above average guys who capitalize on trends in the media and in fashion. Nerds buy the shit that is advertised like superhero movies and similar bullshit. Dudes buy clothes to fuck women. If a woman is to fall in love physical attraction is a must. The human body floods the brain with neuro chemicals to make us make babies right from the jump. This is what we call "falling in love". Nerds should be smart enough to read up on psychology and sociology. And then give up on women out of their league.

[@MrFatPallasCat]

huh thats some thought out shit,you sound like a student of black Phillip

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Nah, but I am a new fan of the show. Sadly I was'nt tuned in when Patrice was alive. I am a student of my father though and he has passed down an incredible game to me. This combined with a pretty bad case of ADD, extreme perception and intellectual curiosity in the right fields has given me social skills as a motherfucker. But I'm off the meat market ever since I found a good woman. I love analyzing dumb shit like this still though! 🙂

[@MrFatPallasCat]

you're lucky brah ,ive never seen a dad teach his son any pimp shit. ive recently started to catch the charades that you play with yourself as a young confused guy,ima good looking guy so girls come to me but i dont say the right thing,my games improving tho. pimps up hoes down!

[@Hjaelteomslag]

I'm lucky as all hell! He has taught me the basics which are 1) if you don't dare, you won't get laid 2) if you're aware of your strengths you should play them out fully to project genuine confidence 3) use humour 4) be totally shameless. I was fat in my teenage years but got pussy from good looking girls. When I lost weight and got really handsome I've basically batted 1.000 and have never had to sleep alone since. I have chosen to be alone at times to develope other qualities that require total focus. Women and the success in interacting with them is the key to happiness, no doubt! Good luck in your endevours! Have fun and raise the bar for other dudes by always treating women well! Don't cheat, one loses hella self respect that way! 😉

[@NxDoyle]

Opie's smugnorance and hypocrisy knows no bounds. He's very happy to call people dumb, despite the fact he can barely read and once complained that at least some of the world's population of great apes should have evolved into humans by now.

[@tedsretardretardium6174]

He said that? Might be a new low for him. Probably not.

[@markvickroy6725]

not farting to reduce air pollution? Patrice - "Is that an air head....(you heard him)" - dying!

[@markvickroy6725]

Ali because you did for me! fuckin ROFL - I was WAITING for a you!

[@hey_its_travis]

Awww nnnoooooo

[@MissMachineRage]

Every time everyone is laughing opie fucks it up by going to the phone

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Miss you Patrice

[@TheRealBamboonga]

"Could you spell Iraq please?" "I-R-A-C-K. See? That's why it rhymes with 'attack'... I had a bimbo Soldier who *ACTUALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION* when we'd been *IN IRAQ FOR OVER 6 MONTHS!!!*

[@Gobbersmack]

I hear broads like that in the army are MAJOR whores. Hopefully you got a blowie out of it. Also LMAO at pencil-necked matthew pretending to be tough.

[@mattbob1995]

@@Gobbersmack you say this like you've been in the army. bet you've never even held a gun pussy

[@LRrealest]

Welcome to Irth

[@jimmybuffett4708]

Opie is literally a hole. Just can’t let the boys have too much fun

[@SAM-ru4vx]

so they found sam roberts brother?

[@WiseAilbhean]

The part of this show that had me floor laughing my ass of was, this quiz part and one beauty was adamant she was right about Christopher Columbus exploration date. The geek said: Columbus set sail in 1492 The beauty said: No! Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942! She was so reliant on this rhyme she got it wrong anyway. Tragic.

[@peternunez5634]

I think Opie grossly exaggerated when he said these girls were 10's. I think this is before Kim Kardashian came along and changed the whole beauty standard.

[@brandonb3174]

These are 6’s now every woman under 35 wants to look like her.

[@kingseanp9267]

Every one of these girls are far hotter than that pig you referenced.

[@Blady99]

Opie called these girls tens..

[@Sweetestsadist]

To him, they are.

[@brandonb3174]

Oof, they are his type that’s for sure.

[@michaelgallone7409]

Somewhat mediocre at best

[@antonio8904100]

They're all actors/actresses, none of this shit is real

[@PeteFstuff]

The host of this show was Mike Richards.. lasted 1 day as the “permanent” host of Jeopardy

[@The512Dude]

Ahhh yes, the extremely dangerous Kyoto Dragon

[@Dwightpower88]

Of course Gregg loved this show

[@Doomreb]

what's always annoyed the fuck outta me with these 'beauty' and 'nerd' kinda things is they are too different people. They got some girls out there who are beautiful and are nerds just like the guy and vice versa. Society tries to put 2 different people together too much. It would be like trying to make the worlds most gangster hood hp hop guy marry a nun.

[@tobe1207]

Thais has lovely eyes. The black girl is super cute too, and Sarah God it's embarrassing that they're talking about this like it's real at all

[@hipsterelephant2660]

Goddamn that final listener call was brutal

[@charlesderosas5577]

in hindsight: someone turn off opie's mic please and thank you!

[@-Twotonepony-]

Lindsey sure sounds like a blast to hang with. Bam doesn't know what he missed out on by just filming himself giving her a vicious rogering and then leaving before getting to watch Beauty and the Geek with her. What a dummy.

[@NebMunb]

"What would you do to alleviate..... global warming." Haha he said alleviate. I think someone on the show laughed at that too

[@gavinmcinnes9750]

10s?

[@pillboss1987]

Was this a case of nobody wanting to step up and tell Greggshells that his bit stinks?

[@GBAPCLAN]

Who is the English bloke in studio?

[@debjonesloyal4190]

GBAPCLAN Gavin Patrices' friend.

[@GBAPCLAN]

Christina Bako sounds nothing like Jim jefferies. The guy is clearly English, he doesn't sound Australian at all.

[@debjonesloyal4190]

GBAPCLAN No look it up. Its Gavin from England he was Patrices friend. Hes 6" 4 black man build like a brick shit house.

[@TristypoozOA]

GBAPCLAN yeah it’s Gavin, he’s a brummie

[@Poxymonkeypox]

Well if you think that's an Ozzie accent you'd have fitted in with these morons...

[@Brainscrawler]

LOL these women are going to be marrying guys like this in 5-10 years...

[@jakeotto9203]

11:08 voice crack omg

[@markvickroy6725]

I've not spotted even a 6....

[@KayefX]

I wouldnt put them that low, but theyre definitely not badies.

[@jeffreydahmer3322]

Mark Vickroy they really aren't that bad. Would love to see the bushpigs you've been with.

[@biglicker4473]

Jeffrey Dahmer LMAO bushpigs

[@No1ANTAGON1ST]

These women are 6.5s and 7s and these geeks are creaming themselves

[@Marmalade_Fitness]

Aoc drawing inspiration from the black girl

[@negativeindustrial]

Marmalade Sounds more like the brown chick at 15:00

[@deadlegs187]

Love hearing Patrice's Brummy mate chime in lol

[@jeremypayne5078]

I know I can't be the first to say this, but Opie has no tact. There's plenty of ways to answer that question. Tell her you want one of the girls who made people laugh during her speech to win. That way you aren't specific and it has nothing to do with looks.

[@dariolopezmartinez91]

Let me collect my thoughts,... ERROR 404; NO THOUGHTS FOUND

[@Sweetestsadist]

Twist: These women are actually Kaufman-esque comedic geniuses

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

Karl the Dungeon Master is really cute.

[@Theevil6ify]

Nonofya Bidnez Is he?

[@jennpenn5]

Or as Opie would call him Napoleon Dynamite...even though he didn't look like him in the slightest.

[@eseetv9341]

Kyoto dragon? It's Komodo dragon.

[@Daikkenaurora]

These are not beauties.

[@o_fim_de_tudo]

I know the girl on 15:09 (Thais) from church back in the late 90s... She wasn't as pleasant back then.

[@brandonb3174]

Oof but isn’t this show scripted?

[@benwood7174]

Now days they would have never put the only 2 dark people together like that.

[@coomrag729]

Wonder how much they got paid to promote this show?

[@TheRealBamboonga]

Good lord. I'd be giving them shit information EVERY SINGLE TIME just to watch them go up and say it. Lead them up the down escalator just to see how long they walk.

[@biguprochester]

@Bedgypooks at 4:30

[@megamatt53]

These woman can vote..........

[@jonathanmartin726]

Didn’t know Dan Soder was the host of the show.

[@chrismulcahy7016]

As per, Opie screws a bit. N then the phone calls over n over. Ruining great riffin opportunities just to show how insecure he is. Patrice is missed. RIP

[@MissMachineRage]

Opie ruins everything

[@blackkimberly295]

16:44 Wes: tracks monkeys with lasers. Wtf?

[@chimchimchow]

Interesting enough, everyone of these girls are more intelligent than Opie

[@stepheng887]

19:00 Oh the cringe!

[@hareeballsack7379]

7:03 sumone is missing an 8ball...an i dont meen corner pocket.

[@pgfinna]

Afghanistan was a good guess considering

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

So, you can't admit to picking a girl who is attractive because a woman will have some absolutely illogical, perverse problem with it, and yet you don't laugh in the faces of those ridiculous organisms when they talk about how much freedom and influence they should have?

[@BucketOfFuk]

Oof the sexism here

[@BucketOfFuk]

@@backforblood3421 Dude. You're complaining about women having freedom and rights. Stop yourself

[@backforblood3421]

@@BucketOfFuk Every time I post my refutation, no matter how careful I am, it is deleted because those responsible for what you adhere to are terrified of the truth.

[@backforblood3421]

@@BucketOfFuk ...besides the fact that my FIRST response to you has also, you might notice, disappeared.

[@BucketOfFuk]

@@backforblood3421 Mayhaps you should choose your words more carefully. Everyone is entitled to an opinion but likewise people are allowed to be critical of it. If you are worried about censorship, you can take the issue to KZbin and their bots. Although I would not call this censorship but rather programed disagreement.

[@BuffaloveBills]

A genius can become rich and buy all the women he wants

[@cameron1975williams]

I guess opposites don't attract after all.

[@pdude239]

Are these guys on the show real people? It's too much to be real

[@vinnymac7565]

I thought this was going to be a Stern bashing.

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

In 20 years, those nerds will be harnessing their brain power to advance themselves. In 20 years, those pretty girls won't be pretty girls any longer with their only possibility of success being as a trophy wife to some old man 30 years their senior.

[@AndySalinger33]

Thought it was Sam in the thumbnail

[@shellbacksclub]

Woody Allen?! Not Howard Stern?!

[@zoozoo1482]

anyone else notice that girl at 9:40 has 6 toes on her left foot

[@questionableMckinley]

Who is the English guy talking to Patrice???

[@berfinramadali3548]

Gavin

[@dayaaaaam]

Martin Loesche gavin who? Is he a comedian?

[@exterminateparasites3185]

"These tens" Those fuck fodder are at least 6/10

[@urban1413]

Opies a Big Boy

[@DrLaurelWeaver]

Jesus Christ Opie really dragged that story out

[@levistone4018]

This is uncomfortable, suffering fools gladly isn’t my thing.

[@sirajaxl]

levi stone The girls, or Opie?

[@levistone4018]

Both I would say now

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

Museum Critic is a thing? That sounds like the nerdiest grift ever. I can just imagine him trying to get into a museum for free with a Woody Allen voice like "Don't you know who I am?" 🤣

[@andrewschuschu3499]

They ain’t 10s. They’re average 5s. 10/10 hot, 0/10 anything else. I’d rather go for a 5 you can at least have a conversation with.

[@m3m3lina47]

In Patrices' scale of women from 1-30. The hottest one out of the entire lineup is a solid 4.5

[@granolanbars7790]

Are you implying that youd have the confidence to talk to everyone of those bitches?

[@brandonb3174]

5.9

[@Doomreb]

*BoobyScooby*

[@johnjackson9767]

@13:48 This is basically AOC's climate policy.

[@theflanman1986]

10’s? Hmmm nope

[@kamabokogonpachiro6099]

21:42

[@JaBoreman]

Joegoes!!

[@jennpenn5]

Opie's wife asked him the answers? This must have been before she really got to know him.