Opie & Anthony - If I Did It

[@alexiryo]

anyone else revisiting this now?

[@mikebreslin4424]

“Was there any injury to her head?” “Yes...it was almost off.”

[@absentiabenertia5204]

That was so well timed..."she came at me like a banshee!!!"

[@thomaspereira2069]

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[@thomaspereira2069]

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[@DaveBanks412]

AQ

[@herbthompson8937]

Hahahahahaha I was dying

[@absentiabenertia5204]

"Charlie durden" fucking gold

[@BrianIngham]

The first hour of the show all about OJ is amazing

[@TheFitz741]

Right! The best ending would have been having Louie CK saw East Side Dave's head off THEN play what's up dave's ass AND while playing they brainstorm about what "Dave Final Words" should be.

[@BigKevinSports]

Youre amazing!

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

I know right? Good thing Captain Destroyer forced everyone to move onto something else, it was getting too fun talking about. He's been doing it since he's 18, you know

[@JustSwivel2]

"Finish this up" at the fucking peak of the bit - Opie truly is the OJ of comedy.

[@bose1962]

Leave it alone

[@ihatecorporatedatacollecti6609]

Marge: “He softens everyone up and makes them feel like it’s okay” Ant: “You soften everyone up Marge, I’ve seen pictures” 🤣

[@brotherbisquick]

Wait you didn't just skip the Marge call?

[@matthewstephens6848]

Such a good segment.

[@mr.moonthegoon4178]

I NEED A WHIFF OF OXYGEN!

[@erkandpent]

24:00 dude that is so perfectly written there's no way someone could have thought of that without actually experiencing it. god damn that gave me goosebumps.

[@GG38429]

EvenSteven Productions ghost writer

[@barahng]

@@GG38429 Any proof of that at all?

[@GG38429]

@@barahng yes. That's not even disputed by anybody.

[@seanpaul93]

100%

[@Brotheroppi]

1:25:27 Marge is finally gone, unfortunately Opie isn't

[@1CentralSports]

Good thing they moved on from the O.J. Simpson book to talk to Marge. Great turn, bus driver.

[@jaredk748]

Above The Fold Media Services I STEER THE SHIP 🛳

[@Serenitynowwwww]

John Stockton bounce pass

[@shaneharding7706]

Opie is clearly autistic

[@asdfasdf7199]

opie is the janitor who worked for the bulls in the 90s and tells his friends he was a crucial part of the 6-time champions.

[@tryhardtrynot]

Dude, I gotta make judgment calls every fuckin' day...

[@theycallmejay5382]

Cray cray! Happen to stumble on this on the day of 6/20/2017 Rip Patrice Ur the Bomb braddah!!!

[@wannabesedated00]

For the record, yes Goldman was as wikipedia put it an "avid karate practitioner".

[@JackTheRippin]

@The Law click clack that's great

[@noroimusha9026]

Opie even steps on Marge's good lines

[@slyjokerg]

LOL @ Ant... "I cut my finger on a shot glass that I threw when I heard she was murdered by me." (approx 37min mark) No one noticed that line. It was fucking hilarious and was missed.

[@PanasonicTooth]

You wanna know something fucking weird? It says on O.J's wiki that his mothers maiden name was, wait for it, "Durden"!

[@ufotofu9]

+PanasonicTooth Woe. Nice find. The plot thickens.

[@mmazilch6435]

Opie really is a bad ass. “ we have completely taken over their paltalk room, and we will continue to everyday, this is what we do!” Yiiiickkk....

[@TheFitz741]

with great power...comes no laughs

[@Katiekay.]

@@TheFitz741 i don't get it

[@TheFitz741]

@@Katiekay. forced a Spider-Man reference, shoulda read the room that's my bad

[@Katiekay.]

@@TheFitz741 thanks for the 411!!

[@TheFitz741]

@@Katiekay. how did a seemingly nice person like you find Opie & Anthony

[@egshane]

hahaha..."OJ is either an excellent murder Mystery writing, or he killed those people"

[@dasgood5446]

what year was this its sounds a lot like the script for the de niro movie hide and seek about a guy whos wife dies and someone is stalking his daughter after, I think the characters name was even Charlie lol wonder if they lifted the script from this kinda

[@AltCTRLF8]

that was actually a great point. why couldn’t OJ write another fictional book as good as that one??

[@Yurtworx]

42:00 why is Opie trying to shut down their bit? I liked the OJ chat. He just didn't have anything to contribute, like always

[@mikecappadocia5959]

@Tha Stroover no way, he's not gonna be phony with a fake radio voice, he's the real deal. Doing radio since he was 18.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

It's insane how many times Louie apologizes to Opie after saying something funny because Opie wants to steamroll through it with his usual bullshit. It's like when you're a kid and the teacher catches you laughing about something with you friends while she's talking.

[@supermanhun]

Opie is the almsot never funny

[@rjkeahey6840]

Imagine if you will, Norm Macdonald roasting OJ behind a desk in heaven while OJ is in hell just roasting.

[@TheSaintedOne]

I love how even OJ looks surprised that the gloves don't fit. because they DID before the blood dried.

[@damienstone5470]

"Why I did what I didn't do." -OJ Simpson

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

This is a segment that seriously needs the Nopie treatment

[@Mirrale]

What’s that?

[@wallabeastmode]

@@Mirralepeople make edits where they take out all of everything opie says and call it nopie and Anthony

[@Mirrale]

@@wallabeastmode lol thanks.

[@916mw]

You didn’t think his “do you think there are booby bars in heaven?” Was good? The man is a comedic genius.

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1477]

It’s like nails on a chalkboard. Ant kept it together like a professional.

[@absentiabenertia5204]

"Yeah finish up this comedy gold. "-opie

[@Epimpin101]

man this show was so amazing when Ant was there. It's crazy how much worse the show has gotten since he got fired.

[@okiedouk]

I know and the fact that everyone agrees is testament.

[@okiedouk]

***** Everyone cares.

[@JosephRDBenjamin]

***** Well shit, at least I'm not you. That would be depressing.

[@JosephRDBenjamin]

***** I imagine tears running down all of your chubby chins

[@TrevBoyThe2nd]

The show hasn't been good since 2011

[@ufotofu9]

Boy, for somebody who wasn't present at the double homicide, O.J really has a good understanding of not only how the murders occurred, but what it would feel like to be in that position. It's almost as though he actually killed them.

[@GG38429]

1) it was ghost written 2) he was present at the trial

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

Heisenberg I assume he did it but I was going to say what you did. Well played good sir

[@green2blue309]

Ianoodin “If I did it,” by Charlie.

[@barahng]

"I had never seen so much blood" Just a hypothetical btw :)

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

I think he fills in some of the cracks for those who felt he couldnt have done it. How often do OJ supporters say that there wasnt enough blood in the Bronco? Well, now you know, he probably undressed down to his boxers, and the bloody clothes were bundled up neatly. Too bad the limo driver didnt see the shadowy figure half naked, that would have been tough to explain, even to a racially biased jury.

[@freddycupples1448]

"My God... making fun of the guy he killed."

[@billyshead1339]

Anthony and Jim show would've ruled.

[@chrisaltobelli]

yeah tell that to the chip chipperson podacast... total fucking trash

[@absentiabenertia5204]

@@chrisaltobelli hahaha

[@KLFD530]

Whip em out Wednesday, Louie's favorite day of the week.

[@theflanman1986]

Random Guy In The Comments whip “it” out

[@KLFD530]

@@theflanman1986 literally nobody cares, and nobody likes you.

[@Big-Papa-Smurf]

Anthony always pauses before he says certain words he thinks are too big or too nerdy like "PDF" or "Hypothetical". Everyone is so insecure on this show, I love it

[@mikecappadocia5959]

It looks like an invisible person is pulling Louis' cheek

[@marioleonvargas7903]

It's Charlie

[@jaywunder13242]

whip em out wednsday with louis ck? Did they know something back then?

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Oh you clever fella.

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

Oh the irony

[@bobbywicker268]

I'm listening to this today to honor the death of OJ Simpson

[@Crypteddd]

I forgot this POS died. Thanks for reminding me!

[@AdamHauger]

Charlie hacked Ant's twitter

[@TurkFebruary88]

1:07:02 Opie’s “do the cats watch?” bombs 3 times in rapid succession

[@NeedITDeathHeated]

Love Louie, miss him

[@pandavelli8176]

I’m just glad they finally proved that OJ was innocent once and for all.

[@Rojoofva]

this will always be my fav louie bit on the show. even with recent events, the man is a genius

[@JWhittaker9619]

The whole first hour is gold, but for me my favourite bit is, and has always been, Louis doing his Asian voice, then Ant saying "We cannot do voices, words hurt, Louis, but when the mics are off let's go to town on that". Ant is such a fucking gem 😂😂😂

[@JoshAdamsFTIM]

This show is fucking hilarious. I wish every show was the same 4 guys.

[@gmb7200]

3*

[@Darin-9o7]

get rid of Opie and put in Patrice. Ant, Jimmy, Louie, Patrice. best show

[@absentiabenertia5204]

@@Darin-9o7 OMG PATRICE IN OPIES SPOT in this first hour would have been 4 hours of bliss..just his laugh would add so much more than Opie

[@absentiabenertia5204]

@@gmb7200 woah why would u remove Louie ck?? Oh please we all know who needs to begone

[@duffman2112]

1:25:26 if you want to skip Marge and her shelter.

[@esotericksoul7156]

Whhyyy whhhyyyyy was Patrice NOT ON THIS DAY???

[@chrissmith3668]

God damnit you’re right that would have been great

[@esotericksoul7156]

@Frank Dux but he did that ANYWAYS this episode could have been his BEST appearance bro. Lol i can hear him now Bruh tryna defend OJs friend Charlie n shit saying he went crazy fw white people! 🤣🤣 ahh they dropped the ball on that one.

[@happydog6537]

Opie says hey guys let’s wrap this up this is funny. Let’s take a caller he is comedy poison

[@liambutler6595]

As much fighting has gone on in the Fan-Base, let's just all agree these golden years of the show wouldn't have been t he same if anyone of them was missing.

[@NevrSilent]

The more I listen to the older material, with today's perspective, the more I'm recognizing that the deal with Opie is that he was very much a "radio guy"--structured and trained in more traditional radio media notions. So he was the one always trying to "keep with the program". You also hear him the one doling out the more "tropish" radio idioms that today sound really lame and irrelevant (who can take the whole "Whip 'em out Wednesday" stuph seriously now--it's such treacly radio nonsense). Anthony was just a really funny guy who didn't care about that type of stuff, which is why he brought something genuinely fresh (and continually evolving) to the show. The one drawback is that he could kind of go off the rails (albeit still in a funny way), without kind of an "old pro" to reel him in at times (however, nowadays it just sounds like a killjoy ruining a funny direction). Opie was career conditioned to think of the show as a series of "spots" filled w/ "bits", and you hear him constantly trying to corral the show into that direction. Anthony was just instinctively inclined to "follow the funny" down whatever rabbit hole he felt like, which is much more the way broadcasting and on-line media today tends to be. I don't think Opie ever learned to be comfortable with that less structured, "no bits" type of format, where Anthony and Jimmy could respond to it. So they still sound relevant, and Opie still doesn't.

[@LABoh122]

I just found these guys... so where do I start if I want more?

[@green2blue309]

Pugnacious LB I’d start with their WNEW days and go from there.

[@Slassh69x]

@@LABoh122 another good place to explore is the Dice days. Ant's spot on impressions of Dice and guys like Jay Mohr fucking with him really helped OnA reach a bigger audience. It's all great stuff man, you got a lot of laughing to do.

[@robsmsh]

NevrSilent And yet Opie and Anthony attack other typical radio shows as "Hackey" Opie, I believe knew he was out of his league and trying to exert any type of control he could. In his mind he put this together, he brought Anthony onboard, he's the "radio guy" etc...He really wanted to be a part of this, and not just the "straight man". Anthony was his discovery and from what I have heard Anthony deferred to him, to not rock the boat, even to the point that Opie was negotiating their contracts.

[@brandonobaza8610]

12:03 Scarecrow: "I hears him, but I don't sees him!" Blackbird: "Yeah! He's indivisible!"

[@2009worstyearever]

its amazing how many really great bits opie destroys to bring in either the listeners or some random non entity. he really hates it when something evolves organically that doesnt include him.

[@TickTackSack]

"You wanna go there..?"

[@majinboot8775]

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ONNNN! = Radio gold.

[@borgtwat]

@@TickTackSack leave it alone

[@johnnypottseed]

You know why? Anthony was a guest and catapulted opie to success... he's been trying to find a replacement for that long.

[@hakumeng316]

The East side Dave and Alan alda pictures look like eharmony testimonials

[@dbrown2264]

Interesting hearing Louis describe his hotel sexual interactions briefly there. But yeah, to everyone's point, could Opie interrupt any more with any less?

[@MDeezy42069]

Thought this would be 3 hours of OJ talk but it ended up being Marge and gay stories for 2 1/2 hours

[@davidwooderson1213]

I get that it was part of his job and all but my god, I forgot how maliciously calculated that shit was from Opie by just passive aggressively calling in listeners during a funny ass bit and killing it. It's like he needed to take the spotlight away from Ant anytime the moment was getting too funny in a conversation he wasn't involved in.

[@yardworkk]

He only does it when everyone’s vibing and having fun, he knows what he’s doing.

[@shawn576]

This is pretty nuts. I definitely need to find this book.

[@TurkFebruary88]

1:39:05 “I’d rub fronts with his butt” Jimmy stopped Louie dead in his tracks 😂😂

[@jenova5157]

55:48 Opie attempting to be funny, but instead has a stroke

[@kevzeman]

Opie is constantly 3 steps behind.

[@briandavis55]

Im now realizing that every time Anthony is interrupted by Opie, he isnt responding as a co-host.. He's mocking him. They aren't having a dialogue, its Opie interrupting Ant and being made fun of for being a zilch. 7:10 is a perfect example

[@bobbertee5945]

I love how D’Opie re-iterates everything Ant and Louie talk about…. Once again, bringing nothing to the table, explains things like we didn’t just hear it said 30 seconds earlier….

[@michaelpipkin9942]

2:08:20 Louis talking about jizzing on things and REALLY enjoying it.

[@revmack22]

I think "Charlie" was actually OJ's son, Jason!

[@jaredk748]

revmack22 I’ve actually heard that theory, and that Jason was the one who actually killed Nicole, and OJ killed the other dude so he couldn’t snitch. Apparently Jason had really bad anger issues and it was well known he hated Nicole. He thought she broke up their home

[@DutchComedian]

or maybe Glen Rogers

[@bryanmckinney1098]

It was Kenny Rogers!... Everyone knows this

[@rustymertz]

There’s zero evidence of Jason, or anyone else being there. There’s no way Jason and OJ are smart enough to keep this secret for 30 years. I actually believe that Kenny Rogers was the other guy.

[@mikecappadocia5959]

23:16 "can you see Charlie baby, standing in the shadows"

[@shadeauGU]

1:51:24 “who do you think your talking to?” fucking Jimmy is gold 😂

[@xPadge112x]

What sort of shame shakes was Opie ripping that he has to "put stuff in the dishwasher" Lads hardcore.

[@theodorepapageorgiou2605]

OJ Simpson is Tyler Durden

[@mikeisapro]

The rare case when the movie was better than the book.

[@brunsta234]

Charlie was Tyler durden

[@tedsheckler6648]

dwd ded You really put a comment just to switch OJ to Charlie? The most annoying part isn't correcting the first comment...... it's that you're too dumb to put it in past tense. I guess Charlie used to be him and isn't anymore. BTW all movies are better than books!

[@chaosfalz]

around 2:10:00 is where it all began for Louie

[@AdamDrake411]

Damn opie cut this so short :(

[@NothingToPointOut24]

Opie ruins the bit to go onto pal talk? Fuckin horrible. Good thing he was around to "keep the show moving"

[@moneytalk1170]

irishwhip03 yeah Opie fucking blows

[@chortlecube2572]

how does opie manage to be wrong about absolutely everything he says?

[@matthewcasagrande231]

“Yeah, it was almost off!” 🤣😁🤣

[@murph7141]

It was red afterward 😂😂😂 Im dead 💀

[@Fittsburgh]

I miss when Marge from the little shelter would call in

[@a.graham7979]

Jesus Christ, Opie asks questions a child would ask. Let the adults talk.

[@tbrooksism]

A. Graham just after reading a detailed description of oj coming back to consciousness covered in blood, and with two dead bodies at his feet. “So do you think he blacked out and killed them?”

[@flexsealman7096]

Opie is a COMIC LEGEND

[@tedsheckler6648]

He's the Masta! The destroyer steers the ship! Let's go to the phones! Chip one time on his podacast said the 100Grand prank was done with a sales guy working for them. Anthony was there and died laughing his ass off.

[@yittmashups]

@@flexsealman7096 *car crash sound byte repeated far too many times*

[@jaredk748]

YITT Mashups he always ran the soundboard bits into the ground. He’s the guy that gets a laugh without meaning too, then keeps repeating it and gets confused why nobody laughed again

[@rosscoeradio3741]

I hate that he tried to blame Charlie Murphy in the murder.

[@nonyabiznass4402]

I remember reading somewhere that it was speculated that OJ/s son or step son (forgot which) was there with him. That explains Charlie.

[@CYndibabI]

jason simpson Oj's son from his first marriage!

[@seanpaul93]

3 hours of quality, miss tha ona, sniff

[@absentiabenertia5204]

If you think about it Anthony's career started with the oj parody..full circle boys.. We needa catch this CJ fella

[@jaredk748]

All of Opies HOLD ON HOLD ONs and general add nothingness really starts to get to me when they have someone else funny like Louis in there. You can tell how insecure he is when the funny people are talking.

[@TheGoldenChile]

this episode needs Patrice

[@saceboss]

TheGuitarLadd needs less marge

[@Mikehowarth1988]

Why is he in the thumbnail picture but not in the episode?

[@masterprattu]

No, if he were there this whole discussion would've devolved into a race argument between ant and pat. I actually loved Louis ck on this episode, he is really into the discussion and very funny.

[@RiffChris]

4:13 jimmy cracks me up 😂

[@nathangonzalez5477]

God Bless the Juice

[@tristanrich2365]

2:13:55 Opie makes EVERYONE cringe, as usual.

[@cinemacynic980]

Did Opie really leave before the Guest did? That's something You're only taught when You've been in Radio since 18yo.

[@johnsmith7140]

Lol

[@anon86]

Anybody think that by "charlie" he meant coke?

[@vlenzo5397]

Wonder if Opie ever reads the comments on these ?

[@KM-ch2wc]

Greg J get outta here ope

[@lithium23]

he does as he added me to his circle on his google+ as well as some others who you often see in the comment section. I never said a nice thing about him either.

[@burnsmybritches5857]

He is to busy running pizzagate

[@tedsnopieandrfemporium4559]

@@lithium23 lol troubling if real

[@lithium23]

@@tedsnopieandrfemporium4559 It is real. He added me to his circle and a couple others you see under alot of vids, this was back when google+ was a thing obviously. I imagine he saw one of my comments once and added me to his circle as a troll or something. It couldn't have been a flattering comment that he saw.

[@tampaphone99]

Opie is horrendous. It cannot be denied

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

Louis CK isn't the only one that doesn't understand why you're talking to Marge.

[@UghDroppingLoads]

Nicole brown autopsy showed a skull bruise on the rear right side of her head. I don’t think she slipped, I think he pushed or hit her and she hit her head on the steps. The rest happens as OJ said. That explains why the neighbor heard the dog howl and two men argue but never heard a woman scream. She was knocked silly from the start.

[@blacknatsu6623]

She got what was coming to her.

[@JayRodMiNi]

1:42:30 I was crying laughing. I had to rewind so I could actually hear what was said.

[@Gecko....]

Jimmy acting surprised when interns tell him they never had homosexual experiences when they were kids, he thinks everyone is a creep like him.

[@ScottKazan]

The book was ghost written, and OJ was paid to not deny the book was true.

[@BrianIngham]

+My Balloon Guy Source?

[@ScottKazan]

+Sexton Hardcastle I think it's on Wikipedia, I know that I was so curious about the "if I did it" book that I googled it, and most of the sites I visited said the same thing that the book was ghost written and ok got paid to not deny the book.

[@BrianIngham]

My Balloon Guy That's crazy, I just looked it up myself and had no idea. Kinda ruins this whole amazing bit...

[@ScottKazan]

+Sexton Hardcastle back then, they definitely didn't know any better. It was still funny to hear Louis ck rant on it.

[@tedsheckler6648]

Tss Tss Sexton Hardcastle yeah I have a ton of sex when my castle gets hard Dvv Dvv! 😂

[@Anfubvinch]

I fucking love Marge from the animal Shelter. She's unshakeable

[@gaborbanko4037]

OJ had a ghost writer of course

[@rayblack2004]

ghost of Johnny Cockroach

[@thecrowseye5384]

Yeah he did, Tyler Durden...

[@re9246]

The ghostwriter was the guy who discovered the bodies. No bullshit

[@twopaypal_f1]

22:42 nice paul o reference by oj

[@JustSwivel2]

Aint it funny how the knife moves

[@zackauz]

25:27 Louis CK whippin it out for whip em out Wednesday??

[@awesomecool3280]

Radio nugget? John and jeff lol

[@popculturedad8128]

has no one noticed the old myspace references around 2 hours in? feels like ages ago

[@rudayyy13]

Louis took whip it out Wednesday too literal

[@KCCC326]

Yes

[@EvilVileDevil]

Rest in Hell OJ

[@liambutler9427]

One of those times where everybody was great on the air XD

[@pozloadescobar]

Well, almost everybody

[@conandoyle1740]

Is there anyone here who doubts O.J murdered these people ?

[@conandoyle1740]

irishwhip03 haha Good to hear brother

[@Hermunkle]

+Salmon I think it was OJ's son that killed them.

[@conandoyle1740]

+Hermunkle whad how that ?

[@riverdean7]

+Hawaiian Airlines ok what do you think

[@nocreativename]

I hope not

[@bledthefreak9561]

As I’m listening to this I just heard the news that O.J is dead. You think Charlie is still around??? You think they went to the same place?

[@salvagemonster3612]

It is interesting to go back and listen to Luis on these. And you can hear the sexual perversions of him before he finally got caught