Opie & Anthony - Mastic Stinks

[@ericcannon2765]

You have 4 legends just riffing and Opie desperately trying to shoehorn his way in.

[@cocomuhly]

29:30 Fucking Opie… “Marco, go, go, go!” He just proved how jealous he is. Louie was genuinely laughing at Ants joke and he was adamant about ruining it.

[@davemeisel9154]

Louie cackling at Anthony's England/Queens line and Opie steps right on it by starting the audio. Brilliant.

[@EricK-no5np]

They could expanded on it... like a bit works. Fucking clown

[@bogarcia1601]

Timestamp or it didn't happen

[@Daholy1727]

@@bogarcia1601should be a rule on anything over an hour

[@PreacherJenkins]

If you wrote on a scroll every time Opie steps on the funny it would circle the fucking earth

[@malikjohnston3883]

"so which one is Barack?" Nick kills and Dopie doesn't even notice cuz he wants to go to the phones and talk to Blake....

[@joeldb]

“Funnyville”. Yeah thanks for the contribution Op

[@andystegall7407]

I support the idea of Funnyville because Opie wouldn't be allowed in

[@nickc5627]

Nick Dipalo a man ahead of his time

[@Daholy1727]

A true visionary

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

"She can't make a fuckin' movie without a bus in it, that dumb whore." Holy shit, I'm dying over that. Nick really snuck that one in there.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

+TRAV HEX No surprises there, they're basically the same person aside from the skin colour.

[@ronnytorres7521]

Every time Opie interrupts everyone with “Hold on, Hold on!” I hate him more.

[@michealballspen1s93]

@Yzma Reta yeah i do

[@PFPTHEGREATEST]

119:30 "What usually happens after you hook up on a first date?" "Well the cops come to my house and go where's the head...?" Then followed up immediately by "go warm up my car" Nick Dipaulo is underrated and funny as fuck.

[@cartercartercartercar]

my favorite was "go warm up my car"

[@tomzimmerman8]

You spelt his name the way Bostonians pronounce it.

[@cap2205]

Is that rattle in your chest or your hand?

[@johng8671]

It's fun to listen to radio legend opie allowing these random guys to riff with him

[@Daholy1727]

They’re the luckiest men in radio.

[@93coupes26]

Yes Opie is such a legend, I legend at killing almost every good glowing bid " hold on hold on Jack from Utah has something " opie STINKS

[@mikepotrero3905]

One of the best shows. It is in serious need of being Nopiefied though.

[@chipdonovan1773]

Hold on, hold on, hold on! Before we do that, I got Steve Bayshaw from Long Island on the line. Waddayagot for us, Steve-Ooooh!?

[@AdamSandler69xx]

Hold on Let me Jump in

[@nortonman5238]

@@chipdonovan1773 let's go to mongo the trucker, MONGOOO

[@ammagnolia]

@@chipdonovan1773 brother man brother man

[@minesisbigger]

YOU GUYS DID PRODUCTION FOR THIS GAG?!

[@antpat]

I like the chemistry between Anthony and Nick Italian

[@lambrosk3790]

“You go on morning tv and you’re going to be apologizing like a pilot in captivity in Iraq.” Louis CK is still one of the greatest.

[@Camaro69z]

Poor Opie contributes nothing so he has to goes to calls, kills everything, just to justify his RADIO LEGEND status.

[@tomzimmerman8]

Who called him that ever?

[@REJ2musik]

@@tomzimmerman8 Opie did, he claims he’s be as big as Joe Rogan if he wanted to 🙄

[@tomzimmerman8]

@@REJ2musik in fairness, Joe Rogan would be easy to beat.

[@REJ2musik]

@@tomzimmerman8 in terms of fame & success? Nah he’s huge man, and Opie would not be the one to do it

[@ammagnolia]

@@tomzimmerman8 👈🏽stupid comment. Regardless if you like Joe or not the numbers speak for themselves. He's easy to beat? Right. Again, you don't have to like him but to say he's easy to beat... What a fool

[@SnatchKing]

"Two carats and a piece of corn" Fuck me that was a good line.

[@funeralbillii9172]

"(The ring is) Two carrots and a piece of corn" Line of the day, Nick Dip!!

[@krayzeejojo]

Karats

[@gibstuh420]

Great way to go out. Nick was killing! Lmao

[@AM-257]

Mysterious Erock saying “it hasn’t surfaced” and Jimmy immediately jumping on it is hilarious.

[@coryobrien8879]

"Slide whistle, always funny." He ain't lyin'!

[@BrocksOnix956]

Was that call confirmed to be Ron and Fez? It was fucking hilarious

[@jasonwoods3667]

None of these guys even acknowledge Opie

[@MrTim223]

Exactly!

[@conorobrien1025]

who the fuck is "Opie"??

[@1bloodfrenzy]

@@conorobrien1025 the hole

[@tedsretardretardium6174]

I mean, why would they?

[@Brotheroppi]

Good

[@ItsReichboi]

Opie stays real quiet during the bugger eating talk

[@RandyDerp]

Might be the greatest clusterfuck of radio ever. Beautiful.

[@goreds1121]

A shopping cart full of cans gets you a house in Mastick. LOL

[@martinlatour9311]

Literally 2mins in you have Louis CK & Nick in studio Opie: Let's say hi to.... Drop dead Opie

[@remylucai]

"Go warm up my car." -Nicky Batts

[@Vurdox]

I live in Mastic and it sucks

[@johnLennon255]

Lmao

[@TheAdamfee]

I believe you

[@yankees29]

I buy cigarettes there once a month. Can confirm. Lmao

[@TowGunner]

This show killed. Seriously. DiPaolo is so fucking quick.

[@DiscoMatty79]

Opie: let's say Me: don't say it Opie: hi to _____ in _______ Me: FUUUCKK

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

He is so Marion-like it’s shocking. He has this amazing ability to interrupt people with the most benign idiocy

[@ammagnolia]

@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 try watching opie radio lol its so hard to do without going crazy with anger

[@anon-ju9bg]

@@ammagnoliaadmitting to watching opie radio is a ROUGH confession, yikes

[@avishekhalder1596]

Can someone make a nopie version of this?

[@fluffypixels1978]

@Ken Fresno You forgot "see? Sometimes I get a good one... but I probably should've gone for a different wording on the punchline" any time he does get a decent line in. He guarantees that even his best, funniest lines have all energy sucked and scraped clean from them.

[@thelolmaster1997]

@Jon Snow *burps into mic*

[@michaelgarrett7059]

Jon Snow - Comedy 101

[@williamhenderson2661]

Jon Snow, legendary.

[@mikeo5003]

the ONLY contribution that opie makes, comes from instant feedback, emails and calls. he is utterly redundant.

[@cinemacynic980]

He's a Producer with a Mic, that's all.

[@lithium23]

1:19:28 Nick rules.

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

Stupid soundbite...to quote Ken Fresno "Shut up and let the laugh finish."

[@awekword9013]

"It's [Mastic] closer to England, than Queens..." Ant rules.

[@Dennisd0908]

"I didn't know boogers were that fattning" fucking Nick DiPaolo

[@Rob02150]

"You're going to be fucking apologizing like a fucking pilot in captivity in Iraq." hahaha

[@MisterMinotaur]

LOL "that's two carrots and a piece of corn"

[@EM-du6ch]

"Bleach your hair and move out of town" lmao I miss louie

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

He’s still touring, check his website and see if he’s in a city near you

[@norfy]

10:51 Opie feeling left out. He's gotta chime in with nothing of value

[@ammagnolia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnfbaqivq95jhMU Opie compilation challenge. Try watching without tapping

[@salvagemonster3612]

Go to 1:10:00 for Randy

[@daithinolanskl1977]

That's the first and last time Erock ever said "small portion".

[@rswindol]

Goddamn, Nick is funny.

[@jimberley6341]

1:29:00 Louie correctly predicts Kevin Spacey is gay years before it becomes public knowledge

[@scubanluban2533]

He never predicted it... everyone in Hollywood knew.

[@ammagnolia]

@@scubanluban2533 true. Family guy also made fun of him.... And Seth being a musical guy and the actor Kevin touched when he was a teen, is into musicals(was on rent) I think the joke was Stewie jumping out of a basement saying he was being held by Kevin spacey. No one really got the joke and thought it was just random. Years later they realized.

[@johnLennon255]

“Snot funny snot funny” I wish ant didn’t save opie from that monumental bomb by laughing.

[@martinlatour9311]

That was so fucking cringe holy shit lol

[@qubeh1203]

i love louis but fuck dipaolo is the fastest in this. this was so Nick's moment. he rivals patrice honestly.

[@raybaker8653]

Anthony is hilarious with that slide whistle

[@Women_Rock]

I looked up Mastic NY and boy does that place look depressing.

[@SoloAssassin45Clips]

the good old days...

[@williamhenderson2661]

Lmao, when the guys does the lolipop “trick” and puts it in his mouth haha I too was gagging

[@MMOhawked]

11:36 Listen to how Opie slowly drains Louis' enthusiasm by not getting the joke

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

"Google my own name while touching myself" - oh Louis CK...the irony

[@Neil_Chapman]

Eventually, Opie would build the Taj Mahal of trailer homes in Mastic. Mastic is still suffering from Opie's anger today

[@joonermichael]

I listen to this like once a month. Its never not funny

[@Daholy1727]

This and Vos vs everyone lol

[@WhenAllMenDoubtYou]

19:08 19:28 21:45 23:40 26:10 44:52 48:57 50:54 1:12:36 1:24:02 1:28:04 1:31:22 1:31:36 1:34:20

[@korbendallas7324]

It’s 2023, Mastic still stinks

[@DeadsupraEE3]

58:35 - 59:11 fucking Dipaolo lol

[@2gritty]

Opie knows how to ruin all the bits 🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿

[@ammagnolia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnfbaqivq95jhMU Opie compilation

[@spunkybrewster1972]

"At the end of the day....oh well, back to my job".

[@beaubakker7369]

Spunky Brewster “guess I’ll make another box” I listen to this call at least once a month and laugh my balls off

[@NothingToPointOut24]

What that really Fez? He kills in this.

[@biglwutang84]

Back after the housing crash. A 1 bedroom apartment is more than that house now.

[@yankees29]

Yep. Long Island has the priciest real estate in the country. Lol

[@brandonb3174]

@@yankees29 really how the hell did that happen?

[@gailmargolis8811]

How annoyed is that Radio DJ that Louis CK blew up and became a liberal media darling. A lot of my friends who don't know Louie's history think he's this genius and bastion of liberal comedy but i knew Louie back when he was still doing O&A and I have to tell my friends that he's not what they think he is. Louie is much more brutal and edgier than a lot of people realize.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

@Gleaning Insectivore he went on a hilary shilling spree right when the election was wrapping up despite it taking 1 second to find him shitting on hillary in any of these o and a sessions.

[@ammagnolia]

Not very annoying. I think you just get triggered easily because you obviously REALLY like politics

[@castortroy1382]

"Comedyville? Funnyville?" God, Opie is the worst.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Castor Troy Humor of a 6 year old...

[@zetnom89]

Castor Troy I immediately scrolled the comments the second after I heard him say that to see if anyone had trashed him lol ugh...

[@FairsleyDifference]

+Castor Troy Hold on, you may have missed the last gem that they spoke over- "Chuckleville." That redeems him, right?

[@guskim434]

He's a cornball.

[@123bathinapes]

28:51 he should have been beaten mercilessly for that.

[@nolean99z]

RADIO GOLD

[@cinemacynic980]

I'll buy a Property Plot for $1,900, I don't care where it is.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

I’d guess you’d have to pay all the back taxes on it and tear down whatever hunk of shit is on it

[@SundayMorningRunner]

1:12:31 was amazing

[@bengordon4920]

Looked into the usa property market, You can buy houses in Philadelphia for under 40k, The median house price where i live (perth australia) is around 600k, Defiantly want to move to america !!

[@eclipsez0r]

O&A for the win

[@eclipsez0r]

Ben Gordon Hi

[@richarddobson3228]

Ben Gordon You do not want a 40k house in Philadelphia. Unless you are looking to join a gang or become a junkie.

[@jichi2656]

Ben Gordon woo perth

[@puremercury]

There are rowhomes in North Philly for that, and $4 million homes like 8 miles away.

[@flashkraft]

Opies career has so gone downhill he will be moving to Mastic soon.

[@ammagnolia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnfbaqivq95jhMU This proves it

[@beaubakker7369]

So was it Fez or the actual DJ on the phone call???? PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!! I’ve wondered so long.....

[@machete18]

I live like 10-15 min from mastic. I live in Medford/Ronkonkoma, mastic is like wyandanch except wyandanch =heroin mastic=crackheads

[@yankees29]

I can confirm there is crack in Wyandanch too. 😀

[@plissken151]

Opie is the worst!

[@seanpaul93]

S'naaattt FUNNEEE

[@APAL880]

Why did they keep saying that?

[@cinemacynic980]

Curious George has been around since 1941, Curious George has been around since Before Rush was Born, but he had never heard of Curious George before that Comment. Lol

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

He was being sarcastic, he’s afraid of being fired so he’s going the route of “hmm I don’t know what’s going on, I’m just a humble dj”

[@BOB-wx3fq]

Lol I use to hang out in mastic

[@brandonb3174]

How bad was your experience?

[@BOB-wx3fq]

@@brandonb3174 it's not bad at all, I use to date a girl there and it's right near the beach Sure there's drugs problems but you can find that anywhere, alot of south shore long island gets a weird bad reputation

[@brandonb3174]

@@BOB-wx3fq I guess the old adage is true- don’t believe everything you hear

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

That sounded like Sour Shoes doing a prank.

[@thelolmaster1997]

Mastic is the 8th circle in Dantes Inferno

[@nikscott6644]

👌

[@nikscott6644]

The divine comedy

[@ammagnolia]

Ahahahaha

[@daleravic]

Was Fez the caller who said Randy?

[@88dancel]

1:07:14 oh my god that was great

[@JaxBachtle]

Best Michelle Obama comment ever: 1:14:55

[@frankanderson6339]

1:14:57 Nick fucking kills me

[@jcparty7]

1:26:00 Holy shit, I was dying.

[@BilltheButcher1855]

1:09:12 I like how Louie immediately knew it was fake

[@michaelolympics9915]

Nick looks like a Romanian woman

[@thewebchronicles]

Holy shit are you accurate lmao

[@BoneDaddyGamz]

Hall of fame Gregshells at 44:32

[@danieljohn1763]

House in mastic minimum 500k now should’ve bought a few back then

[@hectormerc350]

Louie is the most bad ass Troll ever

[@Yophillips3272]

I looked up houses in mastic cheapest 1 I saw was $99,000 and it looked like it was condemned. So I don't think there's anything cheap. The houses around $140k look like $70k here in OH. The $350k look like maybe $175k.

[@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318]

A lot can change in 6+ years

[@cartercartercartercar]

this was right after the housing crisis started

[@yankees29]

Mastic is a shithole by Long Island standards. Look up the price of homes in the rest of Long Island. It’s out of control over here. I live in Nassau county. My house is worth over 700k now. We paid 500k 2 years ago. Lmao

[@916mw]

You’re listening to a clip from 2008, dipshit.

[@rigafraction1653]

That sounds exactly like Leslie Jordan (doing Randy)

[@gh0std0gsamurai55]

Im from mastic and i thought this shit was funny as fuck Whoopi Goldberg has a house in the mastic/shirley area in this gated community with million dollar homes in mastic known as the estates. low housing and property costs plus waterfront property 30 minutes away from the city and the hamptons equals a rich opportunists wet dream. Mastic dump the gateway to the hamptons is in the early stages of developing into a rich, high end town.

[@TheArchersTungsten]

Gh0std0g samurai whoops Goldberg does not have a house in that shitty estates. 30 minutes to city plus an hour . If there's no traffic .

[@timmyOG]

Wow Slayer was in there.

[@danielwhite1233]

If they had bought those houses they could have turned at $200,000 profit today

[@DiggitySlice]

Naturally Jimmy doesn't care about the environment that forces someone like Rush to grovel, he just has to get out that he doesn't like him.

[@TSC0000]

Ron and fez rule

[@TheAdamfee]

Randy Spears sounds like David Sedaris.

[@Thaddius0]

had no opinion before, im convinced that Rush Limbaugh is hilarious now

[@dustinpatsios554]

hes even funnier now!

[@dustinpatsios554]

hes even funnier now!

[@papamitrou1]

(17:24) "...we are less happy than a pile of skinny humans (JEWS!!!), on a black and white film, in germany..." (17:31)

[@aliveormedicated]

eerie predictions of cancel culture back then. if i heard this then i would think they’re overreacting. now i see the slippery slope we went down

[@lect0n7]

I grew up in Ashland, Massachusetts… I went to school with Anthony Cummia’s ex-wife’s Niece…her niece is a *HOT* Italian chick with an incredible body...

[@mikeo5003]

25:21 sigh*

[@jasoncullity1363]

Fuckn love Nicki D

[@spudz0009]

Crazy how Louis admits to being a major creep and snipes Spacey for being creepy (and also gay) in the same episode. Still hilarious but fuck man, this is weird to listen to knowing what we know.

[@kieran8720]

spudz0009 Louis beat off in front of people who he gave roles to or helped in some other capacity for the most part. Spacey fucked little boys if I'm not wrong... Def not the same lol

[@spudz0009]

Kieran Certainly not saying they are the same thing.

[@feltedsnake]

spudz0009 then why are you equating it by comparison? He asked those bitches if he could jerk off beforehand. They said yeah. Those "strong women" whores need to learn how to say no. "OMG, he took advantage of these women". Those women didn't give a shit about destroying him in the eyes of his daughters. He should've come on their faces, in my opinion.

[@nolovedrjones9668]

Kenos Kamvas there was no comparison in his comment - ‘Louis admits creep AND snipes Spacey etc’ 2 non-compared statements right there.

[@nikscott6644]

@@feltedsnake 👌