Opie & Anthony: Jimmy's Infamous Derek Jeter Rant (06/23-10/04/06)

[@ericcannon2765]

I saw Jim in Boston. He signed every single autograph. Good dude

[@sdot5389]

What else is he doing?

[@timetowakeup6302]

@@sdot5389 Men 😂😂😂

[@TreesOnTheMoon]

Angry fat Jimmy of 2004-2008 was the best. He had so much anger and energy on-air probably fueled by self-loathing and other mental issues, he was completely out of his mind. His rants and angry, mean comedy was great back then.

[@dike_hog]

It's all fake

[@Women_Rock]

Jimmy is one of the few men who look better fat.

[@naylik2562]

Colin was in the exact same spot at this time and was fucking savage too

[@TreesOnTheMoon]

@@naylik2562 It's funny you say that because I left a comment a while ago on another video basically saying the exact same thing. Right back around this time in 2006 Colin went through a bad divorce, he was angry, fat, depressed and barely left his apartment, he was the most savage and bitter he's ever been. If you listen to the podcast he did with Bob Kelly in 2006 you'll hear the most vicious version of Colin ever, much more than he ever was on O&A even. 2006 Colin is a stark contrast to Colin in the last few years of O&A and today where Colin often was/is the nicest guy in the room.

[@brutal_bunny_5402]

​@@Women_Rock slim jimmy looks like he has aids, I for sure agree chubby jimmy is the better option.

[@MeatGoblet]

I wonder how many times Jim's little eyeballs blinked uncontrollably during this rant.

[@KC-bg1th]

He blinked with every syllable like a black chick claps while arguing.

[@MrUrech]

Beedy little eyes, look like he's channelling some comedy demon

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

@Empyreal War Demon ...”yo”..you tool

[@sloppymcslops954]

EYEBALLS DONT BLINK YOU FUCK!

[@maxb9480]

He probably almost took flight

[@joeball13]

Still one of my most memorable bits. I'll always remember in college with my new XM device , delivering newspapers at 3 am ,driving around listening to the previous days replay throwing papers. Those guys.kept me awake and made me laugh 7 days a week in the early XM days, I'll always owe them. Thanks boys, punching out.

[@nnahler]

Those were the days man! I got into them in maybe 2004, my senior year of college and it transformed my time in my car. At one point it was the greatest radio show in the history of radio and I don’t say that lightly, it’s a shame what eventually happened!

[@chrisjacobs9101]

@@nnahlerI discovered them 2010 I was 16 and i felt like I finally listened to a show that got my humor as a teenager and they really helped shaped the way I joke and my personality and I still love listening to the old videos till this day wish they all would come together one day and do at least one reunion show

[@rydz656]

Hope it was worth it. They were taken off premium XM and their decline began after this.

[@barahng]

I did the same thing delivering papers in 2013 but it was old clips on youtube. Its great to have on for driving

[@stroberdolb9183]

​@@rydz656he just said he liked listening to the show, so I'm guessing it was worth it...

[@Sweenbean307]

Opie tramples all over the story and, of course, tries to make it about himself. It’s awful.

[@camreese]

They told him no autographs at the event and he got all mad after they didn't sign anything... wtf?

[@paulrabaiotti238]

Listen to what he's saying, you dumb cunt.

[@Jabba094]

The invite said ‘no pictures’

[@johnbeckballbag1]

Holy mother of christ Opie's stories just go on forever

[@michealballspen1s93]

If he were a chick, he'd definitely be telling those long ass gf stories about how something sucked that go nowhere that Patrice talked about

[@capslockcapable1719]

He'd fake being self-deprecating and then get audibly annoyed when anyone played off it.

[@BlackSpineRecords]

Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right? Go Sox right?............. we get it Opie

[@GeorgieKid]

Fuckin 5 yr old

[@clayton4917]

He sucks so hard

[@KingFaust13]

Im from Boston so I say go Soxs despite opies rants... ⚾💯🔥👍

[@Tonys_Gabagool]

Sniff.... Leave it alone

[@bigbob4607]

I don’t think you got it, though. Because Jeter played for the Sox, and Jimmy was super mad at him here, so Opie was being tongue in cheek, like “hey, that guy you hate, you’ll TOTALLY root for him right?” Hahaha, it takes a special kind of intelligent mind to get it. I can understand why you didn’t. No shame in that. The truth is, Opie is just too funny for us

[@marcsman229]

Derek Jeter and Yankees rant starts about at the 30:00 mark. Before that, it's just Opie blabbering about being Jim's camera assistant and how he hated it.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

marcsman229 Thank you. 3 minutes in and I was wondering if I should just bail or not.

[@j2times2006]

You have provided a public service my friend

[@funeralbillii9172]

@@BenGilmore93 LMAO!!

[@MrWilliamWonka]

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[@andybroberg7084]

Ty kind sir

[@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242]

This sounds like the backstory to how Jim became a super villain

[@cody1482]

Nothing's better than a celebrity not letting Jim fan girl out and take a picture with them.

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Most of the time he’s not even a fan.

[@BusterCherry1]

I have never understood the desire to meet a celebrity. I would feel completely fucking awkward. I think Norm Macdonald said it best about being too nervous to meet Paul Newman: "He's gonna tell some amazing story and what am I gonna do? 'Hey, wanna hear a story about Chris Kattan?' What the fuck..."

[@FSinWCR]

Ozzy's not a LIAR!

[@funeralbillii9172]

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it...so Ozzy has never lied, he just doesn't remember shit! lol

[@travisbickle7297]

Ozzie id fuckin OZZIE.. who lets it all hang out better than he does

[@dianesmith3118]

Jimmy is a pale snapping turtle

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

All of the above

[@scubasteve7439]

Diane Smith goddamn this fucking fambase lmao

[@benvella1728]

@@scubasteve7439 i think patrice slammed him with that one on colin's show if I'm bot mistaken.

[@justval4958]

@@benvella1728 "shell-less turtle "

[@rosesongoku6980]

“He should be eating his way out of an apple.” - Robert Kelly

[@tuco1121]

"You drink at six in the morning and they call you what? An alcoholic. Instead of someone who wants to start their fun a little early.". I love this man.

[@severiusbrandusa1413]

Alcoholism sucks lol

[@jerrycruz1709]

@@severiusbrandusa1413 speak for yourself it’s awesome to me sure mv liver is shot but I’m gonna die one day anyway might as well be on my own terms

[@719Flowers]

@@jerrycruz1709 hahaha it’s not your own terms. Slow organ failure from a shot liver is a painful way to die.

[@jerrycruz1709]

@@719Flowers I know man I was just making a joke lol

[@robertstraw9881]

Angry jimmy is the greatest thing ever.

[@joerice6495]

I love how opie will rip on people for saying the same joke over and over, but he said "go red socks, right, jimmy?' like 5 times

[@guydutoit61]

So true 😂😂

[@wannabeanimator1997]

It's cringeworthy

[@georgejefferson9962]

He always rips callers for taking to long to get to the point yet his boring stories always ramble on forever.

[@shawn_530]

He LOVES talking about “Philly” too

[@joeyslap426]

If it's not funny the first time, the 3rd and 4th are guaranteed to hit

[@darrylwoodbury]

This was one of Jimmy's funniest rants. I love his rants.

[@Wats3d]

Darryl Mouzone would love to hear his rant if someone steal or burn his autographed photo collection.

[@thecrowseye5384]

+Alexandr Wats That'd be the greatest day in radio. I'd rather see someone ruin his collection than someone end world hunger. Fuck em, bring the funny.

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

Rant starts at @29:16.

[@acrustykrab]

Michael Montero thank you !

[@Nick-Stewbreeze]

Thank you for doing that

[@thescoutabout]

If you pay $20,000 for a table I think you should be able to get some autographs.

[@tommythetreat000]

+thescoutabout He said he got a signed Jeter picture and a signed Jeter ball when he entered the event. Everybody who sat at the table got them and Jimmy still wanted more.

[@americangoy5182]

+thescoutabout Jimmy was actually too nice, they shouldn't expect any fucking privacy at a public event, especially a charity event where the guests are all donors.

[@jennpenn5]

tommythetreat000 I get what you are saying but if someone pays that much to be there, the host could at least be friendly to everyone.

[@dank7108]

thescoutabout and a hand job

[@AAA-uy7eh]

You don't want some shitty stock picture and a baseball. Take a picture with the guests and sign it if they want it and don't give out any cheap trash to people who don't specifically want a picture.

[@marcellocapone4925]

Norton's 'celebrity' obsession is revolting.

[@jamiespeirs1962]

😂😂

[@BigKevinSports]

-Colin Quinn?

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

Really? Kinda humanized him. Imho

[@russBwright]

Your opinion is revolting stupid

[@evansgate]

revolting isn't a word stupid- Jim Norton to CQ

[@matthewherzog6155]

Lil'Jimmy was absolutely manic in this show.

[@theeternalnow6506]

Yeah, dude got triggered real hard.

[@davidperez5089]

He got hoarse and everything! Veins a Poppin!!!

[@nicksunfortune5718]

Imagine a guy lurking and asking you to sign a picture of yourself and him. Lol.

[@danielf3831]

Did anyone catch Opie's passive aggressive move at the beginning? Ant jokes about him not having a suit, he blows up, and suddenly he's "not going..".

[@theoverdosetalkshow2265]

***** yeah.. hearing what Ant has said recently a lot of that shit stands out now.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

The Sunday Evening Overdose Absolutely. Opie is a child in more ways than one.

[@Mitch-Cumstein]

***** no, where? He was already explaining why he wasn't going from the very beginning. Your putting things where there are none cause of your dumb opie hate.

[@danielf3831]

"Ya" he blows up and calls Ant an ass for his "one-suit guy" comment. Listen again.

[@danielf3831]

JON Aroan Lol, listen again. He explodes on Anthony for the suit joke? I'm guessing that was an appropriate response. Please, crusade elsewhere.

[@NxDoyle]

Someone here said the rant starts past 29 mins, but for context, 28:20 is a better place to start.

[@benvella1728]

Thanks

[@jerbear5033]

U the real mvp

[@anklebreaker9044]

Godly

[@justval4958]

Omg thank you, can skip Opie stupid fuckin stories

[@raptormoments]

i dono if weve ever needed a Nopie edit more than this one

[@BEEFCAKEDRIFTS]

You mean his suit bit wasn’t funny? “I’m not going I don’t have a suit” NOpie edits are the best. Especially when they edit in chip saying he’s gonna take some calls 😂

[@crawler9065]

Completely agree. He's fucking insufferable.

[@mvanse]

48:19 "one of the biggest jerkoffs ever! you are a jerkoff dude, YOU'RE A JERKOFF" LMAO

[@Matthiacle666]

"...and I got a picture with him!"

[@sonicsforrealfather]

19:17 Opie making it about himself and making the listeners wait to hear Jimmy is the single most infuriating thing to listen to

[@chumbucketsburner2937]

I think the most infuriating thing about this video is jimmy being a whiny brat over some loser celebrity not giving him a stupid photo

[@lebumcames3615]

You act as if Jimmy is prime Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor or something, he's a cringe, talentless worm who's only marginally funnier than Opie, who's the unfunniest dude of all time. They both stink, oN iCe

[@waterdog1853]

If Opie wasn't there.. Anthony wouldn't be. You obviously don't see the chemistry

[@spirit2might]

@@waterdog1853 hey Opester

[@Bisskits]

@@waterdog1853 lol the chemistry of opie stomping all over every single bit....yea its clear

[@Aleongray]

This is so fucking funny . Jim hanging outside the men's room just killed me .

[@UpsideDownTown]

Jimmy's sheer anger at such a silly thing is hilariously dysfunctional.

[@theeternalnow6506]

Yeah. The real deep underlying feelings of being worthless got stirred up that day. Its kind of tragic but it is what it is.

[@thaterasound]

Opie's really acting like he's cool enough to ditch the dinner

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Randy Johnson gave me his autograph at a Hooters in Baltimore. The Mariners were playing the Orioles in 1993. He was very cool.

[@thedarkness4052]

Must've been an AWFUL experience for the yankees having some rapidly blinking, chinless creep following them around all night.

[@MedroffYT]

Well when you put it like that. Don’t forget Roland too

[@MedroffYT]

Well when you put it like that. Don’t forget Roland too

[@ozzy7609]

so basically an average mlb fan? If so, you forgot entitled, dumb, fat, drunks living off of their kids little league victories. god baseball stinks

[@the0netheycallgod413]

Well when you put it like that. Don’t forget Roland too

[@danielv5822]

Well when you put it like that. Don’t forget Roland too

[@chipvos611]

Jim is mad or sumthin tssss

[@neatomosque]

They were probably creeped out by the grown man waiting for them in the bathroom getting jealous that they weren't treating him like a hot chick. I'm creeped out and I wasn't even there.

[@dorpth]

Constantly calling them entitled while he's acting like everyone owes him a picture.

[@bdo6980]

Your all stupid fucks Norton's the shit

[@HamsterWheelGaming]

Lol so true, I like Jimmy but his obsession with getting photographs and his complete inability to deal with rejection is infuriating. Reminds me of a 9 year old throwing a tantrum because he got told he can't have ice cream

[@David98004]

@@HamsterWheelGaming Here's the thing with Jimmy, we all know he wants the picture to add to his collection of famous people he adores or not. JIMMY doesn't see himself as a celebrity but rather a fan who is taking advantage of his special access to celebrities. He has also said in the past that he has an addictive personality hence his obsession with the pictures.

[@91072craigster]

Jimmy had such high hopes going into that event just to have it come crashing down on him. 😄😄

[@lebumcames3615]

Good. Glad that desperate little hack had a horrible time after worming (pun intended) his way into an event to get pictures with celebs.

[@jwrld7201]

😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHA!! that’s funny

[@sionKatana]

41:12 Opie had to stop everything to read one of those corny Mastercard jokes. “Go Sox! Right, Jimmy?”

[@jakep90airsoft]

This is an amazing view into the two extremes of obsession and arrogance....

[@Saltycracka74]

And this is why you never worship celebrities. I am not saying all of them are bad but the majority lack a soul...

[@severiusbrandusa1413]

Why would you worship a celebrity for any reason? All people are prone to greed and selfishness and barely anyone is worth much. I know I'm not worth anything and probably neither are you. Only the true poor who have nothing and do not revile others are the worthy ones.

[@evansgate]

the irony of jim sceaming calling them entitled when he knew the rules before he went to the event but didn't think they'd apply to him. also he's in his mid 30's here... sad stuff

[@severiusbrandusa1413]

Yeah, I don't care about any celebrity and would never want a signature unless I can sell it for a couple bucks.

[@MentLeee]

I’m pretty sure you would be upset if you paid 10,000$ for a spot there and couldn’t get a picture with them.

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

@@MentLeee they were invited. Norton just had to show up

[@stfnkblm6738]

Jeter was too nice to Jim, should have had him thrown out.

[@kenfresno5218]

so why did Jeter take a pic with a girl? I thought pictures weren't allowed? You guys are bunch of simpletons

[@sca8217]

Opie lives vicariously through other people's experiences. He's one of those guys that say "We" a lot because he himself lacks any interesting life experiences.

[@dangerous8333]

Agree with the first part. I disagree that the use of "we" implies that though. I have many stories I use "we" in because I'm usually with people when interesting things happen.

[@fatinthehat2024]

“Interesting life experiences” like having a family and not being in and out of rehab

[@serpentinegallery]

​@@dangerous8333 He definitely says "we" to insert himself into other people's stories. He did it often when Anthony would be talking about his house parties, and iirc we later learned that Opie had apparently never been to one.

[@danielreinholdwirth]

Ant recently said on his show that Opie is completely free of any passion or interests. I think that sums it up.

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@danielreinholdwirth so you’re taking an alcoholic man who dates children word about a man who’s happily married with children living a normal healthy life? Think before you speak lol

[@Riprock296]

Years and years later Opie still drives me crazy….. just talking over the talent! “Hold on! ….”Hold on!….. stfu!!!

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Opie continually jumping in with unfunny lines and attempts to make it all about himself is beyond enraging. He would interrupt someone on their fucking deathbed.

[@jennpenn5]

rabid rabbitshuggers He would interrupt a bride and groom saying their vows at the alter to talk about his pretentious 3 day long wedding.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

jennpenn5 Who the fuck has a 3-day-long wedding? Only Turkish sultans in the 12th century do that shit.

[@VelvetySharkToast]

well he did make his grandmother on her deathbed about him

[@marcellocapone4925]

9:25 Opie starting the show hysterically laughing was the perfect preamble for what was to come. I don't give a shit about baseball but baby boy Jim losing it because he didn't get his mental illness fix was radio gold. A classic bit for sure.

[@DeathMetalRob]

i can almost see jimmy's eyes spinning like pinwheels as he talks.

[@christopherchadwick2659]

Opie's suit story. At least Robin Quivers only spoke when spoken to.

[@Jacksonaction]

I saw Jim in Red Bank NJ and after the show he signed autographs and took pictures, Good dude.

[@joshgard205]

Dude when Ant described Jimmy potentially getting blown off by Ali also I lost it “..uh Jjjimmyyy, I’ll be ri rightt backkk..” and then slowly makes his getaway from Norton, holy f me man that just got me lol

[@rickmays2825]

19:34 - "HOLD ON!" You know how the boys always talked about the hole being the boot on the larynx of comedy . . .

[@madmartian2]

He was the hole. Just couldn't shut up. Had to be involved no matter what.

[@jodavey]

More proof never meet your hero. See Hulk Hogan...

[@patrickthomas8890]

I miss angry Jimmy. In his defense, he really is very gracious to his fans. I met him once at the Comedy Cellar and he couldn’t have been nicer

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

23:08 Jimmy's rant really gets going here. (I skipped the part where Jimmy tried to start to tell the story and, of course, Opie trampled all over it to make it ALL ABOUT HIM AS USUAL.)

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401]

Gotta love the Ope'ster ruining literally everything. It's automatic.

[@kingkev6338]

Greg Opie Hughes really is the human embodiment of Squidward Tentacles

[@countof3everybodyOD]

‘Go SoX, jiMmY RiGhT? gO sOx!’ -a literal special needs radio host

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OPIE BAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Lil5pic]

he's the fuckin worse

[@shawna4309]

He KEPT saying it too. It's fine if he said it just once, but he brought it up multiple times to the point where you just want him to stfu from the 2nd hand embarrassment and cringiness. We got it the first time.

[@countof3everybodyOD]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 yes, Gregg, you’re bad

[@hippityhoppitydayum]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 hey Gregg!

[@BSME2010]

For my money, there is NOTHING better than a good angry Jim Norton rant. Doesn't get any better.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

A glass of lemonade on a hot day is about 10 million places ahead of a Jim Norton rant

[@beliVolidisko]

Imagine being 40+ years old and this is the stuff you lose your mind over

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

Norton's celebrity picture obsession is BY FAR the most fucking annoying thing about him. It's soooo pathetic, I wish he'd just get over it.

[@j2times2006]

It makes for great radio but it does get a little much after a while.

[@mistermax3034]

TJP77 Why? His angst is entertaining.

[@stevec6965]

+TJP77 i wish he was never discovered.

[@americangoy5182]

+TJP77 no it's not. know it all, arbiter of everything jimmy is by far the worst thing about him. followed by liberal jimmy. this is just a personal hobby that you don't like and you end up coming off just as douchey as he does when he talks down about something he doesn't like or understand.

[@acrustykrab]

TJP77 that obsession unearths many hilarious stories tho lol

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

The tantrum to end all tantrums.

[@thebkstank2095]

I love how hoarse Jimmy got

[@herpallday1284]

29:43 jims voice change hahahaha

[@lincoln8530]

When Opie curses at you, ya know he’s mad & you have won the argument.

[@erikpawelski3460]

“ASS!”

[@TopherBlairMusic]

Jimmy's the best.

[@bigbob4607]

“I’m just a jerkoff, standing there, waiting for a picture to be signed”

[@nyrich10]

Years from now- we find out Jimmy was a MLB Hall Of Fame voter. The one who didn't vote for Jeter.

[@gameclipse8799]

man, Opie is so cool, laughing at Jims misery! He's the coolest! Him and his Mets!!!

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

oh yeah! cooler than a moose with sunglasses on

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

tony kersey I don't think he was being serious dummy

[@richvos6963]

Reb Brown i not either what i said is part of a rant from jimmy norton

[@variable7833]

Opie is so edgy and cool

[@Mitch-Cumstein]

This rant is brilliant, first time I have ever laughed at and with the person. How can you not love Norton?

[@HendersonHinchfinch]

Cuz he’s g

[@lebumcames3615]

How can you not love Norton? Idk maybe if you don't like a cringe, desperate, corny hack who couldn't stop eating on mic in between telling lame jokes he's said hundreds of times before.... Heard the "plunger in the toilet" bit about 1000 times, it's just boring like the worm himself 🪱

[@Mark_M86]

I find him insufferable myself.

[@Hector-rn3ff]

@@lebumcames3615 now give us an actual intelligent, cogent argument instead of the charlatan platitudes of a KZbin commentator. Give it your best ya queen.

[@davidc.8755]

Because he's a vile creep

[@wannabesedated00]

God nothing is better than jimmy anger. I wish I could pay him to yell at people for me, no one does it better.

[@potheadkennewick]

Thank you for your service

[@billyshead1339]

John Gulbunny haha I read that in a Jesse Ventura voice.

[@YouAreMySunshine2]

This is funny but I'm sure he's not really as mad as he's playing for the show. He was probably disappointed but nobody is this creepy weird over getting pics with celebrities. He's definitely ramping up the cray here.

[@markwinberry8095]

Niki it's clear you don't know Norton that well. Have you not seen pics of him around celebs?

[@C-Stanz]

Norton is a phony wormy pathetic celebrity obsessed entitled diva. His anger is manufactured cosplay of comedians better than him. Nothing about him is genuine, genuinely.

[@AlastorDarkAngel]

Glass Cannon Hughes languishing in Jimmy's misery is why he doesn't deserve anything good.

[@Randomhero651]

Norton's picture obsession is an expression of his self-acknowledgement that he's a wormy nothing.

[@BigKevinSports]

Tell that to DeNiro, Pesci and Pachino

[@JuneEBug-gy6nt]

Sounds like a Patrice line

[@Dlck.C.Normous]

@@JuneEBug-gy6nt It sounds like a Patrice line because its so accurate.

[@l0ufromdaBX]

Why so mean sir?

[@TomoInAMask]

@@Dlck.C.Normous It strikes me as more of the type of thing Jim himself would say.

[@RandyDerp]

Jimmy nearly in tears describing this is frightening

[@RyanKuch88]

This is the only time jimmy annoys me yet I still get pleasure knowing he didn't get what he wanted lol

[@Nightwing690]

They cannot and should not take Jimmy anywhere there will be celebrities of any sort, because he he can't contain himself and becomes a complete annoyance to everyone around him.

[@TheMrplayitsafe]

Thanks for putting this together.

[@bulldawg7232]

Yankees are like that... took my kids 9yo little league team to Mariners game. They were all standing above thier dugout during warmup and not one would even look at them let alone sign something.. Red sox game they were signing balls and signing some of their own and throwing them into the crowd.. Yankees suck!

[@chaosdecides]

Athletes really do have little to no personality.

[@funeralbillii9172]

Yeah, but that's because of the steroids...OH, wait, you said personality, my bad.

[@thewoodseastofathens3698]

chaosdecides very true, a lot them are just jock idiots who use motivational/team cliché type of saying in a interviews. What makes it worst is that sports media is incredibly over saturated. In baseball especially you’ll get similar interview questions and the near same exact cliche ridden response.

[@wlm1697]

Jeter made millions. What have you plebs done?

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

@@wlm1697 why do you care what plebeians have to say?

[@VaultRadio]

@@wlm1697 There’s always one of you dirtbags in these kinds of conversations. No one was talking about his money. That’s exactly the point, athletes have no personality because they have money and fame based upon physical feats.

[@JIMJAMSC]

Sad-Low self esteem. Jim does not even like 1/2 of them and despises most the rest. I had a friend who use to show off his pics with rock stars and you would think there was this cool back story to them. Partied with the band,back stage crazy shit going down. But no. He would not even attend the shows or leave 3/4 through and hang out by the limos and buses. So just like Norton,s collection of pics, they are empty and void of any connection. Stalk,stress,plan and spend the entire event to set yourself up for a 2 second capture on film in order to either boost your own ego or to show others.

[@jbo4547]

I love Jimmy and this made me laugh so fucking hard.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

this should be titled entertaining rant with interjections from a boring buzzkiller

[@ragejinraver]

You do realize the Opie hate is lame now right ?

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

ragejinraver that would make you an Opie hater as I never said Opie

[@charliepeterson8171]

ragejinraver its never not cool to hate opie

[@billylee376]

You do realize you were one sober decision away from not existing, right?

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Billy Lee who are you addressing?

[@TimothyDonaghue]

This is the most epic Yimmy rant.

[@GRYNGE7]

1:03:19 The last kid who Jeter signed an autograph for

[@poodlechews]

Jimmy went full daffy duck here

[@bradydicarlo9143]

1:14:20 Why’s Opie upset? He’s the one who put the guy on.

[@ZDiddy7]

There's nothing more pathetic than seeing grown men asking players/actors/whatever for their autograph or to take a picture. He should be happy that they were trying to help him break a cycle of looking pathetic.

[@LoadPast]

I always had a feeling Jeters nice guy act was just that.

[@jamesmoseley5428]

To be fair. If I had the opportunity to take photos with smokin hot women or pose for a photo with some dude in a yankee shirt (making that fucking face on the left) I’d be the subject of a Jim Norton rant as well.

[@TheZigzagman]

@@jamesmoseley5428 Jim already had the picture. He wanted a signature.

[@tecno8335]

@@jamesmoseley5428 he already got a pic. He just wanted him to sign it. Jeter is just a funny.

[@gregbredenko2290]

If you want a good laugh related to this check out the web of celebrities that got Derek Jeters herpes. It's like six degrees of Kevin bacon but with uncurable stds

[@SasfootBigsquatch]

Jeter just looks like a douchebag right down to his stupid batting stance, so not surprised at all by this.

[@VaultRadio]

What’s Opie’s obsession with everyone knowing that Roland was nervous?

[@variable7833]

The only obsession is that opie likes to hear himself talk.

[@zachk5249]

I've noticed, listening to Jimmy alot, that he spends a lot of time denying the real reason he's upset about something when that is the reason. He constantly says "I know I'm not on the same level as them, I'm not delusional," but every reason he's giving about why this pisses him off is EXACTLY that. He expected some respect and recognition from them and got none. That's why he got so upset. Listen to other arguments of his, specifically the one with Colin abt unfollowing him on Twitter, and he does the exact same thing

[@StopReadingMyNameOrElse]

He had a two hour conversation with the guy going back and forth, and he acted like Jimmy didn't exist. He knows he's not "famous" but he also knew he was part of this popular radio talk show that the guy was literally on. The Derek Jeter thing was a bit much but both of these events happening in the same night just built up that frustration and he needed to vent.

[@chaosdecides]

Roland might have been the one scaring all the guys off.

[@teddycollier6614]

Opie said it right “talking to the biggest part of the biggest show” lol

[@martinmcgorty]

Jimmy really is a deep sea creature.

[@HamsterWheelGaming]

Lmao it's hilarious how obsessed Jimmy is with getting pictures and autographs with celebrities

[@citypopFM]

What is this with Jimmy having such a petty, angry, and bizarre obsession with celebrities? He's had an entire career being able to meet, interact, and take photos with celebrities along with working in the industry, Tonight Show appearances, and the comic circuit. What more does he want? He even told that story of sitting next to Nicolas Cage on a plane and plotting like a stalker any single way throughout the entire flight how he can knowingly bug Cage to get a conversation going when he already knew he didn't want to be bugged. I live in Hollywood, I've seen my fair share of celebrities I assure you but most of them are in their own bubble for one so prepare yourself for disappointment if you bug them with these irrational expectations of how they should treat you. Some are nice but most people don't want to be hassled by strangers. It's almost like Jimmy thinking he has more fame and industry clout that he does and gets upset like a teenage girl if other celebrities blow him off which is entirely normal for 99% of the human race. I love Jimmy but this angry celebrity bashing bullshit all because they didn't give him the treatment he's entitled is such cringe. It's not even a usually funny Jimmy rant knowing it's coming from a place of jealousy and bitter entitlement.

[@groovygamers1]

Are you new to the show? Everything this show talks about is consumed or produced by jealous, bitter, entitlement.

[@timetowakeup6302]

I hear you. But it still makes for good radio, regardless....and isn't that the point?

[@5starcomment]

Jim needs to keep asking Derek a few times a year forever...

[@mk202]

Jimmy is such a baby when he can't get a pic. He keeps saying 'I get it', but obviously...he doesn't.

[@devadasn]

Pervy pal lol. That is such a funny insult for Yimmy. Very accurate

[@vincebrogan2878]

47:23 Opie trying to be relevant

[@brocksmash3154]

This reminds me of being at Eagles training camp in West Chester Univ. in the early 90s and when my 7 yr. old sister asked Randall Cunningham for an autograph. He laughed at her and said "Do you eeben watch footbaww?"

[@billhoyt9466]

Did he really?? Did he at least sign the autograph for her?

[@cjr1881]

Brock Smash Well? Did she?

[@LEGIONOFKNICKSPODCAST]

well good thing he didnt sign autograph for a jerk off who makes fun of his accent when he doesnt do what you want him to do. Grow some integrity chief.

[@sdot5389]

I wonder how embarrassed Jim would be listening to this in 2023

[@hymnsarebeautiful6353]

Is Jim not into photos or autographs anymore?

[@mfmorag1]

He's less aggressive now. That was maybe the biggest point of his career, he was getting invited to exclusive events, mingling with celebrities and he spent a lot of that time being angry and complaining instead of enjoying it.​@@hymnsarebeautiful6353

[@MightyMarven]

God Opie is annoying during this, he just keeps repeating himself and taking over the story.

[@bretthatesgirlsify]

This might be, and I realize what I’m saying here, the worst opies ever been

[@HibiscusDonkey]

1:15:03 Good old steamroller Opie.

[@willi6880]

36:00 "SO DID I!" I felt that pain Jimmy lmao

[@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrors]

Jimmy is insufferable in this

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Lol the cringe is pure gold. Such a hatable fanboy

[@shinybeast8946]

@@VashTheDamnFiend haha, that little growl in his voice.

[@Patrick_B687-3]

I remember this, but forgot about the gift basket rant. Pure Gold!