Opie & Anthony: Lady Di Calls-In and Gets Trashed (06/18/13)

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

"You're a flesh-light...with a dim bulb" - Ant is a classic!!!

[@turdsmcgillicuddy5118]

A flesh heavy

[@alikabiri2908]

This is one of the all time lines I think

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

@@turdsmcgillicuddy5118 eh…not bad

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

​@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Jimmy said that right after Ant's line.

[@dorpth]

Fleshlights don't have bulbs! tsss

[@cornjobb]

the best line ever from anthony was - "lady di - it's not just a name it's a suggestion"

[@chriskyle9713]

Fun fact that's actually from Opie originally

[@chainblayde]

@@chriskyle9713 Opie said something funny? He must have been trying medication for a week

[@jtothey1993]

Chris Kyle nah opie himself said that anthony came up with that line

[@chriskyle9713]

@@jtothey1993 yeah true, I was wrong sorry

[@chriskyle9713]

@Boner Soup yuh, read above stupid.

[@RancorousC]

Jimmy couldn't wait to get out that family dollar line "you have neither" lmfao

[@sara107610]

+RancorousC what a great line it was

[@williampoole1742]

You can almost feel him shaking and adjusting himself in his seat in anticipation

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

My blinky senses went off

[@SGVZISME]

6:24 Opie: Ladi Di Di: What? Jimmy: That's the whole statement.

[@carlgrewie]

The amount of times you hear her slurping on a beer in this clip is insane

[@RyGuy900The2nd]

"Family Dollar? You have neither."

[@markfrank3307]

jimmy is savage

[@jenko109]

Outstanding line

[@ultimateshield79]

He made the same joke in another call when she said she was watching Married with Children. I think it was a few weeks before this.

[@mypunksnotdead]

That line lives rent free in my head. Every time I drive by a Family Dollar I think of it.

[@deanonewton8704]

“ Family dollar, you have neither “ ~ Jim Norton the legend.

[@tonytomei1175]

Anthony-- She's a two president slouch. Jimmy-- Family Dollar, you have neither . Two great lines. 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

[@tomzimmerman4019]

Opie-- Hold on! Hold on! We need to go to the phones.

[@mark224]

"You just ate a cigarette? What are you a fucking goat?"

[@wattdog16]

okay so starting at around 18:15, Anthony's WC Fields Lady DI impression is one of the funniest things ever, haha what a fucking genius. why do i have to be so untalented

[@AB-nk5wv]

The best part of those impressions is Di saying no no no without even understanding the joke

[@braidenbianco]

@@AB-nk5wv or even hearing the joke

[@WaldoCarmen]

@@braidenbianco or technically being human

[@Tony_Cardoza]

I'd like to apply for a position at your organization, ah yeah.

[@craighunter4889]

At least you’re not a racist pedo though… I hope

[@jordandixon3411]

Holy shit that W.C Fields joke is fucking amazing.

[@followingtheroe1952]

+Sean Cornery I wouldn't go in a tub with lady Di, fish fuck in there.

[@braidenbianco]

24:10 Jimmy’s unmatched ability to shred someone with a quick remark and it being brutal and original.

[@JaySports644]

Lady Di. Not just a name, but a good idea.

[@elliab202]

18:12 and 26:31 for WC Fields 37:40 for bonus match game

[@victorcotto6699]

HAHAHAHHA... Ant's WC is fucking brilliant!

[@Tony_Cardoza]

Nobody mentioned it, but when Anthony said that you need to be calling them to follow-up, Di said, "I don't have their numbers!"

[@MrPEYTON121]

I completely understand denying your crack and alcohol addictions and even pretending like you're looking for a job while leeching. But to say "I'm not fat and lazy" is just absurd

[@charles67198]

Don't forget lady di saw her self as a 7/10

[@nopes4545]

@@charles67198 There was one episode where a guy called in to give her a mercy fuck and she asked for pics of him beforehand. Just goes to show the level of delusion and denial she had.

[@calvinmitchell8462]

@@charles67198 she forgot a 0 at the end there

[@tonytomei1175]

Family dollar you have neither🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I love norton. Hahahah what a line.

[@jennpenn5]

Opie really starts off the call with a bang. Ugh, yuck.

[@TL2354]

You’re real;y original. Ugh, yuck

[@charles67198]

@@TL2354 Ugh, yuck.

[@jennpenn5]

@Alcoon Slambag Who is this person? Never heard of her/him/it.

[@davidcarlsson71]

U

[@spridle]

Opie dragging out not remembering who she is was real funny. Great radio.

[@yuribezmenov8804]

Cmon opie... stop making fake accounts!!! Hehe

[@denmac19]

Painful and embarrassing

[@tonycoats5714]

@@denmac19 Like the Shield.

[@ITILII]

The Opester has been doing ray-dee-oh since he was 18....and I challenge you to find anything funnier than The Destroyer 🤪

[@grilledlettuce1845]

*Chris Rock walks in* Opie: "Sup brother" WEW

[@jackjames1]

haha that wc fields line had me in tears

[@ryankoronka]

fleshlight with a dim bulb

[@Iamjimpage]

"come in, brother" "Chris Rock, our Pal" (30seconds after being told "im only here because of Norton") Shudder.

[@Theycallmethek3]

It was a joke

[@Iamjimpage]

No, it definitely wasn't

[@myworms]

They ended up being in the movie he was filming, “Top Five”

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

B. Stanley everyone did, except opie

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

BK MONEYSTACKS pretty obvious it was baby girl

[@tonytomei1175]

Wow even Chris rock got a HOLD ON from that dolt opie. He stiiiiiinks

[@AB-nk5wv]

Ant seemed to so eager to please Chris lol. His Dice impression was way too forced.

[@DHodges187]

i submit jims laugh at the wcfields impression needs to be added to a laugh compilation.

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

the impression was funny enough but when ant called di a pig afterward I almost shit my pants XD

[@tonycoats5714]

...almost?

[@carlm2590]

Opie's "What's going on, brother" and over laughing to Rock's joke gave me the chills of the douche variety.

[@TL2354]

Yawn

[@paulpeddie8403]

nothing worse than when white guys call black guys brother, but never call someone of any other race brother.. including other white guys.

[@WaldoCarmen]

@@paulpeddie8403 there are worse things

[@Tony_Cardoza]

@@paulpeddie8403 Opie calls everybody brother, well maybe not everybody, but I've heard him say it to other people before.

[@LA-ym3gt]

@@paulpeddie8403 My understanding is that a lot of white guys say brother because they can't say the N-word.

[@jackflash8567]

Notice how Jim and Ant don't join in with Opie's painfully juvenile, school-yard level playing dumb "who are you?" shtick? They probably hated him more than Di at that moment.

[@evonezec]

so uncomfortable

[@jennpenn5]

JackFlash85 Of course not. How awful. Even worse than his "What do you even know about this show?" routine.

[@DHodges187]

Damn I always found that hilarious......Annoying in a good way. Unlike stupid ass CHIP!

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

There's no probably. This was 2013. The hatred was deep at that point.

[@Molelyfe]

Doyle Hodges chip is 100x better than opie and has one of the top podcasts around. Looks like your on the outs on this one bud.

[@Thecoochincanoocheecreek]

Ant hated Lady Di so much, bc he saw her whenever he thought of his future (ex)wives future.

[@followingtheroe1952]

As someone unemployed, this is fucking hilarious

[@jefferyhinkle4585]

Get a job, lazy!!

[@followingtheroe1952]

I KNOW IM TRYIN *exasperated alcoholic breathing*

[@tonytomei1175]

What a fucking disaster this broad is

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

You enjoying the covid unemployment?

[@timc4765]

@Kangabear what do you do for work?

[@KlondikeG]

The WC Fields was Hilarious!!! I use to see all these Track Rats on Elmora Ave, Eliz. We use to LOFA'sO when riding past Railroad Romeo squatting in front of the liquor store with his 1930s Miners Cap.

[@glassboxes]

this makes me love my mom twice as much

[@tonyreyes3780]

Lady Di: I had a steak last night. Anthony: wish it was through the heart

[@th0uxan]

Jimmy’s “wait” at the very end of her call 😂

[@Gazzabaws]

I've been looking forward to this. Thanks for the upload

[@danielleg1038]

I always listen to this to cheer me up lol that's kinda sad though.....but can't help it.....they're hilarious with lady di

[@ApocalypseKurtz]

Ant owns her at 17:56 for a minute straight. Brilliant.

[@followingtheroe1952]

+Angry Gen X'er WC Fields face lololol

[@Adrianrulz]

18:15 had me crying 😂😂😂😂

[@richmessia6203]

That w.c. fields comment was amazing lol.

[@Wonders2Ponder]

9 YEARS!!!??? Hahahaha

[@Tyler-fg5jr]

For a brief moment starting here 15:41, it feels like they're all buddies again. I'll give Opie credit for this.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

They had moments like that all the way up to the end. It was weird and heartwarming at the same time. I remember listening to a show in maybe march or April of 2014 and thinking “their chemistry hasn’t been this good in years”. The end came a few months later.

[@re9246]

Lady Di: “Hello Anthony, hello Jimmy!” Jim: “Hey!” Anthony: “...ughhh”

[@yuribezmenov8804]

This is some of my favorite stuff ever and when callers would talk about her having dementia I thought they were just messing with her.... my dad has it now and I have learned a whole lot about it.... I hear the earlier stages of it in this clip as well...still hilarious! Dementia or no dementia shes still a funny hunk a gahhhhbage

[@mbattista2005]

wild boar lines had me dying.

[@randomconsumer4494]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! "Moosetta" 🤣🤣🤣 that got nothing but deserved a laugh.

[@kevinsizemore8833]

I laughed out loud when that was said but the guys didn't seem to even hear him say it

[@yayyyzzz]

man idk why but lady di stuff has always been my favorite relistenable o&a content. now i just feel guilty. poor diana.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

I remeber feeling bad for her the first time i heard of her during her internship because i didnt know her story. Now that i know her whole story and see that she is the reason for all of her problems i couldnt care less what happens to her lol.

[@metalmayhem3622]

I honestly think it's mine too. How frustrated they get really makes me laugh, then there's the great lines, and hilarious moments like 15:23, Opie: "Answer this simple question..." Di: "Gohead." Opie: "What..did..you..just..eat?" Di: "What did I just eat?" HAHAHAHAH every fucking time

[@kris3139s]

Her last call in was upsetting,I hope she is doing ok

[@MegaJables19]

dormie basne Thank you for the update. I read this in Dr. Steve’s voice.

[@KAD10895]

@dormie basne She's most likely dead by now, she had advanced levels of dementia 3 years ago.

[@smakaveli4104]

Family dollar you have neither 😂😂😂

[@The84Chambers]

9:55 you can skip to, to get back to Lady Di’s call once Chris Rock comes in.

[@th0uxan]

Idk how many times I’ve listened to this clip lol

[@mikecappadocia5959]

chris rock sounds like a cartoon character

[@jakewright8366]

just remember that she has lost her mind and lives in a home...makes it even funnier

[@denmac19]

Not when we're paying for it.

[@mtr5901]

23:35 I almost choked after "let's not forget she's a pig, too"

[@dreaded360]

opies voice cracking thing and fake outrage and rock ass kissing is lvl 8 this upload

[@marcuskramerguitar]

18:18 good god Ant 🤣🤣🤣

[@YycAdrian]

Anthony's one of the funniest fucking guys ever !

[@chillingguy8386]

What cartoon is your profile pic from ? I can’t remember

[@BusterCherry1]

@@chillingguy8386 Mission Hill.

[@chillingguy8386]

@@BusterCherry1 ahhh yes !!!! Thank you 🙏

[@janveidt2700]

@26:55 "I don't drink when I'm working":D

[@Happyboymargarine]

This is great but the Funniest ever was the Sandusky 3 stooges bit.

[@Syphonfllter]

Curly?.. Wooop Woob Woob! Nyeaaa Nyeaaa!

[@zepherscotty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOPLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAHAA OMG! DID YOU GUYS LAUGH AS HARD AS I DID WHEN GREG ACTED LIKE HE DIDNT KNOW WHO SHE WAS?!?!? MY SIDES WERE SPLITTING!! GOD DAMN! GREG IS THE BEST! I LOVED THE DEAD SILENCE FROM ANT AND JIM AS THEY COULDN'T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEARLY AS FUNNY AS WHAT GREG DID!

[@PostalJoe]

opie to Chris rock "Whats going on brutha?" you know everyone in that room looked at him sideways for that

[@Pandemonium72]

Opie pretending not to know them, the silence from the room is so uncomfortable

[@MichaelZoidberg]

Gave me douche chills

[@markfrank3307]

HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Lady Di is why I have mad respect for Stalker Patti

[@0XYGENgone]

amazing how much content they got out of her

[@G0DKompleX]

15:40 "Hold On!! HOLD ON!!!" Ugh

[@metalmayhem3622]

Yea, but, that actually had a point and a payoff.

[@iodedonpepto]

26:25 ant is hilarious

[@malikjohnson7950]

That picture of her really does remind me of Ant comparing her to an orc in the Return of the King. "Fear...the city is rank with it."

[@DShoe]

"You're a fleshlight with a dim bulb."

[@tomzimmerman4019]

The fact that Opie's net worth ever exceeded $200,000 makes me want to vomit.

[@ymd2516]

I had no fucking clue who W.C Fields was but I found that shit hilarious

[@bdof1]

That match game part made me lose my shit

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

I love how the guys brutally beat the shit out her and yet, she stays on the line taking it, because she's a desperate narcissist.

[@wo4176]

31:14 Lady Di learnt from the master...

[@adriennem3168]

Since he wuz ate teen....

[@ChickenSaladRimjob]

Was just looking at some of her last twitter posts. A few months before she set sail she would stand out in front of a Burger King and beg people to come see her there. Probably to grub money and see who she could blow behind a dumpster for beer.

[@kafeenrush7045]

7 seconds in and Greg's attempt at a 'funny' bit grinds the show to halt iM pReTeNdInG tO nOt kNoW sOmEoNe

[@TL2354]

Nothing grinded to a halt

[@uberhandle42]

Opie's brilliant pretending to not know lady-di bit at the beginning was just another example of how Opie truly was the fuel to the comedic fire. He wasted no time setting up an ad-hoc bit that incinerated all and any chance for humor or laughter to occur...Once again.

[@BroadStBully28]

he takes pride that the funny is always there…

[@denmac19]

Ugh, what's next, Ope. Gonna play Got Your Nose?!

[@TL2354]

Others have said the same shit so you've proven that you can't think for yourself. Mindless fool

[@matthewbarry1746]

​@@TL2354It's true, Ope.

[@hardchronik]

... the business end of a shot gun....

[@perttivahasenpaskaoja3591]

I'm just glad to know that in the end, after bill's death he ended up back to navy ship

[@fuckshit6679]

Opie perked up and had his fake laugh ready to go the second Chris Rock stepped in..

[@HossamBindary]

i like this video title "trashing lady di" as opposed to what "treating her with respect that she deserve" ?

[@xboxnameQuest04]

Go ahead Di.

[@keisterroll]

"you should have dirty cheeks and be riding a train around the country" GREAT LINE!

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

HOLD ON!

[@bobbyrandall6646]

OPIE WAS THE WORST! SHOULD THANK ANTHONY AND NORTON FOR HIS MONEY!!!!

[@nexusprime2006]

Family dollar you have neither lmao Jim norton is the shit.

[@tomzimmerman8]

0:36 listen to Anthony sigh. And whisper "oh, god". Dumb Opie probably thought Ant was doing that because of Di.

[@definitelynotfbi119]

I would kill to kick back some cold ones with lady di 🤣

[@Surefyre1988]

Jesus christ Jim's laugh rules

[@mincdynasty]

18:17. Jim Norton laugh composition candidate?

[@callanhutchison1871]

I dont think its enough laughter, I see your point though

[@malikjohnston3883]

no one was disputing Opie that the phone call they were having with Di was similar to the one they had 9 years earlier. "and Erock backed me up with a clip" just a stupid way to make himself seem more observant than everyone else. Anthony and Jim hounded her the previous time she called in that her life hadn't changed at all; they didn't need any validation.

[@ncpmlou1970]

I miss Anthony on the show!!

[@308bushmaster]

Opie's who are you bit yuck not funny at all. Ooooff. Thank god Ant and Jimmy was there to save the day. I noticed this is a constant theme.

[@bamawebdev8640]

It would've been fine if he dropped it after the second time. Instead, in typical Opie fashion, he drove it into the ground.

[@blender124]

Sam ended up with more screen time in the movie than Opie did

[@Blo0dyh3ll]

Does anyone know which phonecall it was when they had Bill on the phone, a d Anthony asks him, "Are you a hoarder? A hoarder of fat, stupid people?" Im too lazy to thumb through a bunch of Lady Di clips.

[@illadelph3849]

Opie is funny right off the bat. Genius

[@Donoftheded]

15:40 One Simple Question

[@metalmayhem3622]

I love it, lol

[@MrTim223]

It's been pointed out a few times, especially by Ant, that Di respond literally most of the time. And of course, repeating the question she had just been asked - which is usually used to buy time when she doesn't know the answer and must build up time to lie. The bbboys: "Hey Di, why did you get kicked out of the Navy?" Lady (Hopeshewould) Di : "Why did I get kicked out of the Navy?" Everyone: nuvjfhduhohhxtaugo bc tuhjdyeighdigkcyd !!!

[@anonym0us2112]

Go ahead Di...

[@Youmeandacupoftee]

Opie your laugh isn't genuine.

[@magamale2111]

Nun Ya you can tell when he actually does laugh and it is usually when no one else is

[@jennpenn5]

Maga Male Its only when he laughs at himself, which is even more pathetic.

[@InfiniteZombies777]

Norton felt so cool when Chris Rock stopped in

[@GeorgeLiquor]

This title is misleading. She's always trashed

[@mark224]

18:15 Line of the decade

[@DHodges187]

Brilliant.

[@dorpth]

I preferred: "What did you just eat?" "That's July's rent in her mouth."