Opie & Anthony :: The Christmas Lights Scam

[@ShantyIrishman]

I've heard this clip at least a dozen times and have no clue what Christmas Lights is talking about.

[@screechweiner2921]

"don't buy christmas lights that go out at the wrong time. christmas lights don't go out, even underwater!"

[@alexj5298]

"Are we done" at 2:40. Thanks, Opie, if you really ran things, this would've been cut short by 6 goddamn minutes of comedy gold. God, I just love this video. KAREN, WE NEEDED THAT CHRISTMAS TREE STAND!!!

[@FairsleyDifference]

Alex J but he steered the show

[@dorpth]

That's why I have zero sympathy for the putz. They referenced the same five or six movies all the time. If Opie didn't want to be left out, he could have just watched the movies to familiarize them and contribute at least on some level. He had over a DECADE to do this and was paid MILLIONS for it, but that was too much to ask. Imagine a job so cushy that you were paid millions to sit there for 5 hours a day with the funniest people on the planet, and the only requirement being to watch half a dozen of the best movies ever made. Opie couldn't even manage that.

[@tonytomei1175]

@@dorpth god dam well said .. Opie sssstiiinks

[@jimbojackson9975]

​if he was steering the Titanic, he'd ram a thousand icebergs. lol

[@tomzimmerman8]

Opie should have been a wank into a sock.

[@ale58301]

The Goodfellas editing is PERFECT.

[@neil340]

It's amazing how often they reference this movie on the show. Awesome!

[@JasonWrightArt]

+Neil M that, and fargo

[@groalerable]

we walked into lowe's like we owned the palce

[@AttergYorlum]

🎶 you're sellin Christmas light in April, handcuffed in May 🎶

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

Anthony is a fucking genius I mean my god absolutely brilliant

[@michaelmitchell4992]

"Whers your phone? Two Elves just stole my truck"

[@abraxas9340]

This is one of the few times I wish Norton wouldn't have interrupted the bit. I could listen to 6 hours of this

[@Clembo]

Anthony has clearly seen this film at least 50 times.

[@zr03f0rt7]

Clembo Can you honestly say you haven't?

[@JagerLange]

Twelve drummers drumming - FUCK YOU, PAY ME. Eleven Pipers Piping - FUCK YOU, PAY ME. etc.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

I can't believe they forgot Jimmy Two Lights.

[@mindslaw4961]

ShortFingeredShreder Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

[@beandaddydoggratt9714]

Dude great profile pic

[@ilikedabeans9971]

I'm gonna go get the lights, get the lights.

[@MatthewFolger]

Opie's contribution: "Call back!! C'MON!!!"

[@mattjindrak]

Your contribution: "duurrr Opie not good"

[@TopTierTealTippedSpears]

Ant's "how ya doin" was perfectly timed with the video

[@douglasmurphy3266]

Im not sure if Ant literally has the movie playing in his head or if the guy who edited this started there and worked backwards

[@härjaren]

This just proves the O&A show is 500% better with visuals. Even with stills! GET ON IT, MANAGEMENT!

[@HackermanRizz]

This is pure gold.

[@killustrator]

So awesome. How could anyone not love Opie and Anthony?

[@TheRambler92]

One of the best Chip moments in history at the end of this clip.

[@CookieMcHaid]

Great bit. Notice how Opie's only contribution is whining about the caller calling back. Does he really not know how lame that would have been?

[@gingeranagram2467]

No.. he truly doesn't

[@jag8968]

Not a funny bone in his body.

[@mikeattheairport6394]

The biggest evidence ever of Opie being a completely unfunny fraud is him trying to bail out on this bit before the break.

[@jumpoutatree]

I have listened to this ten times and I still have no clue how this guy's 'scam' worked.

[@DorkKnight99]

The Ray Liotta phone intercutting was fucking brilliant.

[@mondaywar]

johnny fake tree was a great line by tom

[@pastafiend845]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@JacksCrotch]

I think the guy said he bought Xmas lights for $2.25 and sold them for$10 with a guarantee, if they didn't work he's replace them but if the guy was a dick when he came back, he'd give him a case of empty lights

[@douglasemc]

great work man, never seen somebody put so much work into one of this.

[@GorillazGames]

Damn, great editing. Must have taken a while. Superb video!

[@FewGoodTaters]

Now go home and get your fuckin' music box.

[@MrSratticusFinch]

The ending was a nice touch. :)

[@michaelmitchell4992]

I guuna get a trip to the north pole cause you want your fucking hat

[@thefirmament1616]

in the mafia or something

[@yaqeenahbrim5388]

LIL CHIPPY D!!!!

[@kevin2400]

This is gold jerry

[@deinse81]

Nice work there Chippah. I bet they used to call him the Segway Keeeeed.

[@DannyDunesweater]

All day long the poor guys been watching PSE&G and tomato sauce

[@EM-du6ch]

Lmao chip

[@opantfan1]

we bang that shit out, bim boom bam

[@sly4308]

I don't think anything syncs better than that guy and the casino ray liotta scene.

[@common101sense]

Goddam Goodfellas is a great movie even without sound.

[@iks1974]

Genius ending, David.

[@taidgh0]

now go home and get ya fuckin eggnog

[@sweaterboycutie]

Great work, David, my son David!

[@uffasan]

Tom Papa is OnA's joke on us.

[@LosAngelesFresh1]

Bash-A-Burden

[@Superman5000The]

'ey...who's countin' plugs?!

[@defme01]

Awesome work, David.

[@FSinWCR]

But at least Chip's weak jokes are intentional (and actually funny)

[@pongkong]

woh when i heard that music come on i thought i had fallout new vegas open for a second.

[@Fistwagon]

Oh Madon'. Tha was fuckin beaudeeful. Love how Chip ends it.

[@kylewalsh8809]

I need the date on this NOW 😂😂😂

[@TheBombShhh]

ok, ive listen to the call a bunch of times... i cant really fully understand what he's talking about, but i think what he's doing is, he bought a set of christmas lights with a gaurentee... he would take the lights off the set, try to sell those, and put the bad ones on the set he bought, so that he could get a refund on it, or exchange it for a different one to re-sell the lightbulbs again... if a customer was an asshole about the lights, he would give them 48 bad lightbulbs.

[@yerk55]

Nice visual elements in your vids

[@andrewptob]

Who's countin' plugs?

[@khat1397]

So I think I figured it out, all he is doing is giving one empty box to the buyer for x amount of filled boxes. Nothing fancy.

[@ojectivelysubjetive]

That was fucking great. Perfect

[@TrevBoyThe2nd]

anthony is

[@gbelous]

Nice work! Fuckin beautiful.

[@tonytomei1175]

It was called bash a Burden scam.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hardpack187]

What day did this originally air?

[@OleVanDole]

johnny faketree

[@OleVanDole]

fuckin perfect sync!

[@andrewptob]

Hilarious!

[@salukidc]

Chip Chipperson

[@Drvol1]

Come back GTAJ!

[@darkreyule]

Wo is on 4th mic?

[@Plaid_Vlad]

tom papa

[@sellthemanicans]

Hilarious

[@symbal777]

tom paparson

[@TopTierTealTippedSpears]

tom papa has a tumor on his chin?

[@dunkinzdad]

If by "good", you mean "an add-nothing, over-eager, 'guest when everyone else is busy', unfunny, tainting O&A brand, doofus dick", then yes sir, you have stated a mostly valid assessment of this man.

[@FSinWCR]

No, he contributes. Who else is going to drag down a funny joke?

[@jimbojackson9975]

The one bit jointly ruined by Opie and Chip.

[@RekreaturA]

I don't get the Tom Papa hate. Not everybody on the show needs to be a Louie CK, Patrice, or Jimmy. Tom's comedy is way different than any of theirs, but he is still a funny guy. It's just the "Opie isn't funny" thing all over again.

[@Fistwagon]

CO-FUCKING-CAINE!!!

[@ChrisHaydenPhoto]

what's the song at the end?

[@KidMoon23]

Yeah he sort of stinks.

[@realrobrose]

Tom Papa adds NOTHING

[@adammoore8991]

tom papa is awful

[@LambertBowden56]

He was great here.

[@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5]

Show is trash without me or Patrice