Opie & Anthony: Steve Quotes (Extended version)

January 11, 2010 - • Opie & Anthony: Steve ...

[@shfgafdksljfgna]

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because he came" - Steve C

[@DKCG0113]

Not a historical quote. Isn’t that Dr. Seuss?

[@Alufear]

"I came, I saw, I swallowed." - Julius Carlisi

[@iamthegreatest2006]

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll have another piece of cake." Had me rolling.

[@SuperSHABADOO]

RIP Steve C

[@pezcontainer]

Damo Red "Grr"

[@billcarrig9434]

Yessssss.

[@anon86]

Yess

[@denmac19]

I like how Opie waited for Ant and Jim's reactions to the calls before he decided it was ok to laugh.

[@Serote_Kaiba]

He is so fucken awful. He doesn't think any of it is funny. Hes friken terrible.

[@mattb8943]

Also as soon as they started he was desperately asking if the instant feedback was working so he could participate. Because naturally he's too fucking stupid to think of any himself.

[@bobobandy9382]

Is he a hack or something?

[@ericcook2423]

Miss this dude so much(also this team together). Rest in peace you burly bear.

[@hdjablomi4687]

I think the show definitely had something to do with his suicide. They were kidding but at the same time put a duechbag tag on him that he was stupid lazy incompitant. I think that was bought into by listeners. No one likes to be thought of a stupid bafoon.

[@marquitos6763]

@@hdjablomi4687 they treated erock the same way and he didn’t off him self. I think Steve had some more deep personal issues.

[@nortonman5238]

@@marquitos6763 absolutely this. To think that the boys pushed him to kill himself is a bit ridiculous. Sure it may have had some weight, but doesn't everything when you're thinking that way?? He was just deeply saddened, hurt, burdened. Poor lil feller.

[@simsum1argh882]

Yesssssss We all Miss You Mr. Carr

[@paintbasstard]

This clip will never not be funny.

[@skuterixas91]

this clip defines how funny men are

[@MeenBean]

I’ve listened to this probably 20 times and I laugh until my face is red every time. The callers were on fire

[@causerDAguv]

"Give me liberty or give me Mondays off." LOL !!!!

[@jeffspangler2367]

For the foreseeable future🤣

[@TheHuskyJesus]

"I came to New York with two bad wrists, and the dream to be a lazy producer"

[@ryanward3871]

"A house divided against itself is one I sat down in"

[@wherethetreeslive]

Wow...I remember when this first came on, I was at work howling. Tears streaming, everyone thought I was crazy.

[@theswimwalkkid3370]

Opie talking about Churchhill: “He didn’t have a writer.” Literally TEN Seconds later: “Some shmuck wrote that shit, they all had writers.” MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[@lucasgidman9145]

RIP Steve

[@anon86]

Yesss

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

"We shall blow them on the beaches, we shall blow the on the landing grounds!"

[@sirLEVITSKY]

"We have nothing to fear, but fruits and vegetables"

[@sonofbarnsey]

8:37 "Yes! I could not have sex with that woman!" - Steve C(linton)

[@Redbob86]

"The rear-ends justify the means."

[@mofomartianp]

"We hold these truths to be self evident, that all supersize menus must be eaten."

[@imperfectlygreat9530]

Opie "They didn't have no writer" Opie 5 seconds later " They all have writers"

[@sipoway]

Like beating a dead Hippopotamus...Yesssss

[@jadedmastermind]

"Abandon hoagies, ye who enter here!"

[@TheFrancoMcNeil]

"Mr Gorbachev, tear down my fridge door"

[@jonathonthomits1322]

"The British are coming... inside of meeeee"

[@iSOBigD]

Steve from the Moon was funny.

[@thescoutabout]

One burger by land two if by sea!

[@bricecate]

this really shows opies weakness, Jim and ant are riffing and having fun, but the instant feedback isn't working, so no lines for him to throw out. steer the ship sure, but God damn is he boring

[@martinlatour9311]

steering the ship = HOLD ON LETS GO TO THE PHONE MIKE IN CAROLINA, MIKE?

[@orly444]

I miss Steve. :(

[@TreesOnTheMoon]

I've listened to this countless times and it wasn't until recently I heard the Gregshells here. At 2:39 after fake laughing you can hear Opie mutter in an annoyed tone "alright" At 2:55 Opie says "I'll laugh at that one" almost meaning like 'I hate you guys but I'll acknowledge the line was good' At 3:27 after Ant's line "You just gave up on that one I think" He is critiquing the joke quality of Jim and Ant but has to take phone calls because he can't come up with a single line himself. As usual he was probably annoyed at Jim and Ant having fun and riffing together.

[@bobobandy9382]

He's already annoyed at 2:05 and tries to cut the funny off immediately by going to a phone call. One of the biggest jackasses ever. Also: 7:25 "Everyone is Steve C for this bit. How hard is this?" 13:53 "Uhhh, we have Chip on the line." Dunce.

[@anon86]

He also introduces chip as chip even tho he introduced everybody else as Steve

[@anon86]

​@@bobobandy9382he's pissed from 1:22 since chip chimed in. I believe this was bit was doomed since then

[@conradsz]

Stryker!

[@spyman3000]

@@anon86 the bit was fine after that fym

[@bsklasika]

lot of Steve C's were calling that day..

[@jamesthomison4356]

there is nothing to fear but airplane seats

[@DKCG0113]

Look at how Jimmy combined concepts from two callers and created this piece of brilliance.

[@sca8217]

You can hear early on that Opie wasn't on board with this bit, wanting to put callers on. The way he mumbled 'All right' when Jim made the "I will have cake" quote, yelled 'Striker!' in the midst of the two guys riffing and then said " All right I'll laugh to that".

[@KristorpherWright]

Nothing like waking up to hear steve quotes in the morning, nearly woke up everyone in my house.

[@rhyslings]

I would have called in as General Steve C Patton. "when you reach into your best friends pants and pull out a pile of goo..."

[@NickC979]

I regret I have but one glory hole to give for my country.

[@TheTrueRman]

Tis better to do no work and be thought a fool, than do work and remove all laziness.

[@evansgate]

If Steve had stayed with the show through the end there’d be so many more legendary bits, thanks Opie

[@Barkbatosu]

I have no context for Steve Voice - but it’s objectively hilarious

[@autobot69000]

"Mr Gorbachev! Tear down this sphincter!!"

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

And that’s how you executive produce!

[@derekgleeson1353]

Opie casts a pall over proceedings immediately

[@DangerMenace]

Is anyone else freaked out that Steve is fucking dead now?

[@SighTology]

Opie’s value is based on how good callers are. They almost always suck.

[@rrrrramone]

My favorite clip ever!

[@GreenHornet553]

"We'll avoid doing any work for the show and the other things. Not because they are hard, but because I'm lazy."

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

Read my lips: no nude lasses

[@jamesthomison4356]

keep your friends close, but your boyfriends closer

[@anon86]

Standing in a bucket what are you like spackle?

[@Jin2124]

Christ, you can hear how uncomfortable unfunny Opie gets as the two funny ones in the room start feeding off each other and start throwing out funny lines...he's only comfortable when he finally gets calls coming in

[@barahng]

Redbeard Gaming He doesnt know any of the quotes theyre referencing either

[@Our_Sole_Pusch]

"This is a gay, that will live inside of me".

[@tenorandrewowens]

it’s a slow roller to Steve C.. he’s behind his bag!!!

[@jadedmastermind]

"Ask not what your car can do for you. It can only drive 100 feet." Linger longer

[@bearllubub]

he is not dead you dopes.. I have him on the phone. He's in Australia. This truly fucking sucks. This isn't supposed to happen to us

[@MathewOeschger]

3:47 had me howling

[@jamesthomison4356]

go ahead...make my sandwich

[@LifeofLiLi69]

I am Become Steve. The Producer of Shows

[@jeremybrocknblue5593]

“Today, i consider myself the laziest man on the face of the Earth” Steve C

[@VVD]

"Don't fire until you see their white on your thighs"

[@sixstringer98]

Today, I consider myself the laziest man on the face of the earth

[@lintbag]

Opie: "He didn't have no writer!" *10 seconds later* "I think they always had writers."

[@pendafen7405]

"I did NOT sleep with that woman" "I couldn't" really got Yimmy

[@MrMackyle]

i cant believe that chip was around this long ago!

[@joelgroves7500]

“I did not have sexual relations with that burger”

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

The young buck stops here!

[@rrrrramone]

Did Opie give us anything? Not one quote or funny line

[@マシュードーラン]

Nope just useless callers because that’s all Opie could contribute

[@martinlatour9311]

I think the only time he genuinely made me laugh was when he hung up on kristen bell

[@ArkonBlade]

Opie doesnt provide any thing that has to do with humor. He goes to the phones and kills bits Thats it

[@jdb79jdb79]

A house decided against itself, when I sat on it.

[@maxxdoutt3585]

5:05 XD 11:58 XD XD XD "Don't shoot until you see the whites of my teeth!" "And those cocks - of the hosts, by the hosts, and for me - shall not perish from my mouth."

[@pogothepurple3826]

I gotta say, even tho I know it's not that funny, I almost died laughing at "Glory Glory Hole-elujah!"

[@pendafen7405]

I shall return....on *Tuesday*

[@jamesthomison4356]

I have not yet begun to diet

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"Never before has one producer done so little for so many segments." "Mr. Ramon, tongue down these balls!!" "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll kill ten-thousand hookers in promos."

[@E101ification]

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for me...

[@realSpook]

Yeeess Hellooow

[@anon86]

Yessssssssssth

[@The495marauder]

“I’m paying for this Glory hole” Steve Reagan

[@creepycraig73]

Ich bin ein Bear-linner. Grrr.

[@borisrivera24]

“The British are coming” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@lakerdude42]

Gloryhole-lujah line was hilarious 😂

[@LMLR187]

i'm surprised not many bear references were made

[@MasterMecha]

@HardcoreHogan97 That has always been my favorite line ever.

[@EricTheAcktor]

It's funny how lil' Jimmy always seems to always go for Steve C gay jokes, while O&A focus primarily on his laziness and inabilities as a producer.

[@shinybeast8946]

That's all Jimmy can do is cock, ass, and cum jokes.

[@onionhat745]

Poor papa bear.

[@RaidenTheAlmighty]

What isn't really remembered about Churchill was that he was a terrible stutterer. To overcome this, he would prewrite these famous lines, and practice them endlessly.

[@jondough120]

RaidenTheAlmighty to... Too.. Today. Go fuck yourself

[@billcarrig9434]

Jon Dough Ha ha ha ha.

[@Demendred]

Steve wearing normal clothesessss?! What the shit is that?

[@RealGateGuardian]

Demendred he must have stopped shopping at Lane Bryant, LONGERRRRTTT longerrrrrr

[@scottkimmel8159]

Give me liberty or give me..... I dont know which was funnier, the whole thing Lil Jimmy said or Anthony laughing

[@MrJohnybirchall]

opie should change his name to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan " peter you added nothing"

[@andrewptob]

That and the fact that he was a raging alcoholic...

[@hakushi81]

linger longerrrrrr

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

@4:09 LOL

[@Andros1921]

"The Carlisi does exist and he is a lard-ass."

[@jabberman3000]

Weird that the most prosperous years in the US they had a much higher tax rate, the exact opposite of the Churchill quote

[@BusterCherry1]

No one paid anywhere even near the top rate. The main reason was the US had virtually no economic competition considering Europe had to rebuild from the ground up, as did Japan, and China was not a major competitor until Mao's rule ended.

[@jabberman3000]

@@BusterCherry1 and no one does now that has money anyways even though it's a lower rate.

[@Roughneck8]

Steve needs to clean out...eh err I mean step out of his closet.

[@colivas8414]

13:55, tss tss

[@jdb79jdb79]

Read my lips, no, new, effort.

[@bennyhath1789]

YESSS FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON COOOREEY FROM AUSTRALIA

[@GrandPopPoplock]

13:58 ...Fucking Chip.

[@CrackerJack06]

Sam and Danny yeah, but not Dr.Gay

[@Ironclad17]

Hey! Cool AIDS!

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

A lot of Jimmy’s lines were awful and very one trick pony. Not at his best this time.

[@MrTwon1610]

ALL of Nortons jokes are awful and one trick. I don't see how people don't see it

[@WealthyIndustrialist]

@@MrTwon1610 My guess is to admit he was very one trick and not all that funny a lot of the time might come off as being pro Opie or something equally stupid?

[@anon86]

YEEEEESSSSSSTH

[@michaelmitchell4992]

oh no, opie says the instant feedback isnt working so that means he has nothing to add to this bit