Nearly Robbed At McDonald's On Christmas Eve

[@liammcallister726]

I read that as "nearly robbed McDonalds on Christmas eve"

[@ckreal9423]

me too lol

[@nathanbreen5535]

Same haha

[@earthqu8]

Same

[@donutboi6187]

Nearly though, maybe next time

[@exquaze3785]

ha! so did I

[@randomdude6376]

Remember in an alternate universe, Optimus nearly robbed a man on Christmas eve.

[@Jack-di1ho]

and in another universe, he shot up mcdonalds

[@jarlbalgruuf7701]

I another universe you’re actually Optimus and you were the one that robbed McDonald’s.

[@1aizak]

@@jarlbalgruuf7701 and in another universe optimus shot the guy

[@cvso30ssecondaccount39]

Eat your cereal

[@alalnal8906]

In another universe, Optimus accidentally killed the president when trying to do self defence with their car.

[@amtrakisveryepic]

Sounds like Santa ran out of money to pay his elves

[@torchy2004]

I read Santa as Satan and was really confused

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

Wait he pays them I thought they were slaves

[@FinallyAlone]

@@alexanderthegreat3444 He pays them with the souls of the dammed.

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

@@FinallyAlone as long as they're getting paid.

[@kirkfogg8366]

Meat crayon needs to make a video like this.

[@banishedbary5239]

Plot twist: the guy actually just wanted to have a conversation

[@nothingtoseehere8865]

VinexTine guy wants his autograph

[@mikebuston7407]

Sadly he never got one

[@t6amygdala]

he wants to discuss Serbian and Russian relations

[@bbl4st3edd69]

And a MC Double and everything in the cash register

[@Bluboy511]

Same lol I am so awkward

[@MrLongview]

Imagine robbing my mans Optimus at McDonalds and only getting a buck 50.

[@aozora979]

😂🤣

[@ucopiedyibo1959]

Some people are desperate

[@kingivanito7556]

150 dollars is alot man

[@RexZapp]

1k Ghost you idiot

[@Hammur]

I was gonna rob McDonald's, but Optimus uploaded

[@Rosales3269]

Oops. Wrong channel.

[@Requilith]

@@Rosales3269 what?

[@Rosales3269]

Zcizo usually birdman comments are like that one at the top. That's why.

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

Never give up on your dreams

[@Hammur]

@@Rosales3269 lol I am on the wrong channel

[@jackietang3789]

Imagine trying to rob someone at a fast food place especially McDonald's 😂

[@CausingChaos.]

Jackie Tang ikr like why go to McDonald’s to rob, go to a fancy restaurant or something like that

[@Requilith]

Because there's more ruthless people at a place like McDonald's

[@NotRogers]

Jackie Tang Funny thing you mention that. Some people followed my friend from McDonald’s and robbed $15 off of him a few hours ago.

[@Herozonex200]

@@CausingChaos. you dont get it. McDonalds is the cheapest popular fastfood restaurants in the world right now.

[@joedementiabiden8063]

@@NotRogers How could he not notice people following him?

[@Zeytrixx]

This was unexpected coming from Optimus, He usually doesn’t upload story-times but this story time is actually really good, he should do another story time sometime.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Whats with all the lego character prof pics

[@zurbruggg]

Zeytrixx He’s done like, 6 or 7 before

[@Rosales3269]

Swiss Cheese he must be a recent sub, then.

[@mrcodmonger]

no it was too long and boring

[@Rosales3269]

John Shackelford that's your opinion, man. 👍🏼

[@chickenoodle3397]

Robbed At MacDonnalds *on christmas eve* me : *So you didn't have christmas eve dinner?*

[@Gooseball1]

How do you not know how to spell mcdonalds?!?!

[@aaryanpallath8172]

Aspix You don’t have Christmas Eve dinner at McDonalds?

[@chickenoodle3397]

@@Gooseball1 i do i just didn't spell it right

[@portalj]

I thought it was pretty obvious that they spelt it wrong on purpose Garfield

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

@@portalj the reply above yours states otherwise

[@incandescence5547]

Robber: *exists* Me: _Illusion Sign "Indiscriminate"_

[@skylerrash9154]

The CEO of McDonald's wants to talk to you.

[@yewcio]

The robber should of said give me that big stack now

[@BitchChill]

Weeb

[@v3rtigo978]

@@BitchChill both of you have anime pfps

[@BitchChill]

@@v3rtigo978 No I don't

[@v3rtigo978]

@@BitchChill you do...

[@BitchChill]

@@v3rtigo978 No

[@realjosewhit1405]

Ok optimus you don’t have to lie we all know you only went to McDonald’s for the adult cream pie

[@BillyBob-bq8no]

Thats some nice projecting your doing

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture6470]

That’s a whole ejaculation of words your saying bud

[@newswithsoock7651]

Haha 69 like

[@realjosewhit1405]

Bruh why is the comment getting likes now it’s 6 months old

[@isthisthekrustykrab9810]

Remember this comment? I'll give you a notification 1+ year later just incase you don't

[@TheFelish33]

It's about time you *-Conceal Carry.-* Nvm you're not old enough, just carry a pepper spray and a personal alarm I guess.

[@HoloScope]

Personal Alarm?

[@HoloScope]

Taser

[@lenzi5119]

*Proceeds to pack air raid siren into backpack and some window cleaner*

[@thomastibbs6358]

How old do you have to be

[@thomastibbs6358]

Anon how old do you have to be

[@noobiii]

"it's freezing cold it's like 30 degrees" *clearly you have not experienced the midwest, mortal.*

[@WitheredFreddo]

Robbery : "Give me that Money and Big mac, NOW!"

[@Logo1770]

Whenever I hear a McDonald’s story I now imagine the “pickle ree” kid

[@n_money1019]

Fun Fact: the guy came out and said that the situation was planned ahead. He wanted to recreate the moment. So great. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnwhead3476]

Me: has corona virus McDonald's employees: please spit in food to ensure maximum *CORONA*

[@Liamthemaestro]

rhys williams 68 likes, let me fix that

[@johnwhead3476]

@@Liamthemaestro I was under time pressure ok! 😂

[@caseybarrett8352]

rhys williams this is the worst comment I have ever read

[@johnwhead3476]

@@caseybarrett8352 agreed lol, I couldn't be less funny

[@niger216]

@@Social_Den you know that's carole baskin right?

[@AllEyezOnCap]

The hamburgalar really be out here

[@mostafazahid1710]

Get out.

[@jovan0454]

@@mostafazahid1710 no u

[@IanTheGreatYT]

His laughing while saying "Getting robbed in parking lots" at the end 😂

[@portalj]

Meh, still think he didn’t full on rob you cause you’re optimus prime

[@AlikStansberry]

Dr Optimus delivers again

[@yerdhieu2545]

Moral of the story: just use the drive thru bruh

[@PomiTV]

Nice to see a story time. Its been like 6 months!

[@TheGreyShaman]

Dang, ultimate karma for trying to shop, even if just getting food, on Christmas Eve. Funny how the universe works lol, at least you get a video out of it.

[@spartazomb_yt]

Nice video optimus

[@colinb8439]

My logic is: Try to attack them, you won't care about your money if you're dead.

[@mevs8659]

Oh god he’s turning into *my story animated*

[@postboymal392]

*my story gamed*

[@lmaoo1276]

my story gamed

[@philthegamer1984]

Glad my man Optimus got outta there safe

[@assrecker.mp4940]

Santa came up and was running out of presents.

[@protostar5946]

Jeez, that sounds scary.

[@GuardianWithAGu]

Ah yes, pre-lockdown times

[@sauceIord]

Great video and story! It sounds like he didn’t really want the phone that much considering he was talking to you. Where I’m from at least if somebody wants something you have they would’ve either hit you or approached you waaaay more aggressively.

[@buffor-664]

Never thought I'd see almost robbed, McDonald's, and Christmas Eve in one sentence

[@yanychandresh1689]

Optimus: goes to McDonalds and robber shows up Robber: give me everything valuable you got Optimus: alright let’s keep it a buck fifty

[@black5amura1]

Sup Optimus. Great content bro.

[@LapisGoBlue]

Ur video played out loud in my class and now I’m embarrassed 💀 💀

[@vienna9428]

Good

[@pixellego4773]

Fatal cutie r u ok

[@quentinc712]

At least you got your McChicken

[@FlossMore15]

Aye I’m from Chicago and tht McDonald’s in the thumbnail is crackhead central

[@nothingtoseehere8865]

Jay Hemphill it’s the stop my guy, fellow Chicagoian

[@therealone935]

What part of Chicago

[@Ghostman223]

@@therealone935 the ksi part of it

[@pickadifferenthandle]

ngl you almost made me cry with that thumbnail. I had to stay with my mom for the next 3 days to mentally calm down.

[@TheAlex4905]

Keep up the awesome work bro 👍

[@AIMPlayz]

i have to watch more of these

[@SargeWolf010]

Sounds like the 5o in ur next of the woods are the same as the ones my old neck of the woods ...

[@SirKattyCruz]

Robbing someone at McDonald's, poor choice of robbing. Just rob at a red robins.

[@therealone935]

Right

[@scorchedpaths7191]

Red Robins, yumm.

[@BWAxQUEZ]

Sound like this optimus didn’t have that horser on him at the time

[@enriquekenobi9467]

McDonalds nearly Robbed me On Christmas Eve

[@klauslehrmann3906]

Plot-twist: he was an angry fan wanting to have a hug so he would be no longer angry.

[@kidgoku7066]

Optimus: most of the lights don't work which.... ad:ever needed something sweet well wawa has got u covered. Me: that was a clean transit

[@NovaWolfe]

Optimus: *Goes to get McChicken and fries* Life: A new challenger has entered the battle! Optimus: *Nope* Sticky Fingers: WhY? Why aRE You RunNiNG?

[@enough-applause-3368]

*zIpPErMaN AccTuAllY*

[@NovaWolfe]

Lol what?? 😂

[@markm.8286]

Santa was on a tight schedule so he has to get it done quickly

[@hotwax9376]

I live in a relatively small town with very low crime rates, but there are several larger cities nearby with big crime problems. Wherever I go, I always try to make sure that my wallet, keys and phone are on me, and that I lock the car before getting out so that nobody can steal the car or anything inside it. And I do this no matter where I go, even in my very safe hometown.

[@decentartist326]

Hmmmm this optimus guy is really good! He should totally have his own KZbin channel

[@ckreal9423]

I don't know what these intros are but I like them.

[@FinallyAlone]

The reason MacDonalds or other fast food restaurants are packed in christmas eve is most likely because everyone is out to do last minute christmas shopping and there's a reason it's called fast food because it's quicker than everywhere else and people are in a hurry. You're welcome optimus.

[@BUBBA808]

18-20 cars? Those are rookie numbers for In-n-Out

[@Alex_FRD]

Thanks for reinforcing my decision to get a gun the second I get the chance.

[@nothingtoseehere9648]

and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids

[@dimitrijames00001]

Optimus: you can't trust anyone near where I live Me: *leave keys in the ignition of my car while I spend 30 minutes inside walmart*

[@qtastolfo1386]

Which walmart and what's the make and model of the car?

[@mineshawn8960]

Actual Gary Oak eh not a car person so a real question but why does the model of the car matter can’t someone steal the car no matter what

[@qtastolfo1386]

@@mineshawn8960 make= manufacturer like Ford. Model= f150 or Taurus

[@lm5420]

JULIO nobody is asking you

[@dnmr.boomer1448]

Conceal carry is a wonderful thing!

[@doczombiex]

Something similar happened to me in the parking lot of a Golden Corral last year. Parked away from everyone because I couldn't park at my school. Came back to my car after class, saw some dude crouching by my car. Tried to fight me after I asked him what he was doing. Told me he'd remember me.

[@privateryan2125]

the thing with stealing phones though is that they are basicly stealing a tracking device, that police can track if reported stolen or they have a reason to track it.

[@whatthefish2082]

It’s a McDonalds. The employees have seen much weirder things.

[@antoineelston8478]

Just be glad that cop was there.

[@keylessbacon]

Thank God you weren't hurt. My family got robbed a week before my birthday and they took my parents and aunties phones, laptops and the console. But we weren't hurt and my dad bought a new laptop for himself and phones for everyone. I hid mine under my bed and they didn't see it. I know what it's like to get robbed

[@danport5422]

Oh my

[@camerondanchuk5558]

Bruh next time imma go to wendys

[@baseddepartment5458]

just carry a katana around lol

[@ch.illmatic]

This is better than story time animators lol

[@drew425]

That’s why I always park next to newer/nicer cars because they don’t want to damage their car on my car

[@legitlazzer1877]

Maybe he just wanted a hug

[@Neh7223]

What a nice Christmas present

[@natejoe9924]

Whatever you survive makes you stronger

[@Glazyglickens]

Sorry this happened man

[@royalvarez24]

2:07 that's America for you eating Mcdonald's on Christmas eve.

[@codymercer175]

He could’ve been eye-balling your phone from inside the van, waiting for the right time to take it, but then you got your phone back and completely ruined his plans. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@winters6271]

At first I thought the title was “nearly robbed a Macdonald’s on Christmas Eve”

[@ShikayHawken]

Something that could help if you're not legal to bring a gun is a high intensity flashlight. It may not stop them, but supposedly it will help to impair their vision just enough. Not a guaranteed safety though...

[@vereinigtekonigreicheoster35]

Moral of the story Always wear a dress-sword

[@Lezzoish]

Love the vids bud

[@dutchvanderlinde7729]

This sounds like a video that KZbinr optimus would do a video on

[@Babygreen31]

The robber reminds me of that video where the man really want to shake that dude’s hand

[@b_sav]

Optimus a goat💯

[@summersky77]

Going to McDonald's on Christmas Eve is already pretty sad...if you had gotten hurt, would have been sadder.

[@insertusername7674]

The first vid of the new year was a storytime lol

[@bigwithaline]

He shot the dog and covered it with the subscribe button.

[@natejoe9924]

Stuff like that you never take it as a loss unless you told the cops but

[@ramizshould]

cool video Optimus Bro

[@insanexynn9956]

Fking storytimes! YES

[@VultureOfDecay]

ily Optimus

[@auzourii7311]

optimus is the new scrubs

[@Glazyglickens]

Bippoty boppoty give me the money

[@generic_soda]

New decade is next year...

[@amyblaida8923]

A car crashed into my house on Christmas Eve 😀

[@DO3Gaming]

Almost is never enough square

[@MaccDaKnife]

Great story man.

[@techsupportengineer5781]

Me and my family do this too, we go to McDonald's every Christmas eve

[@CrazyGuyoftheWest]

sounds like you live in Albuquerque dawg. respect+

[@dutchvanderlinde8923]

Yo BTW nice video love ur content

[@natejoe9924]

You talked about that so bad on New year's Eve but I can protect myself can you

[@lemons4357]

Yeah, McChickens are decent if you have the right amount of Mayo on them.