Kidneys Sausage

[@OrdinarySausage]

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[@Optuhmist]

I feel like you're just trolling Helix at this point, first the balut fiasco and now this. Helix Sleep, proud sponsor of animal organ sausages.

[@killsalot78]

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[@srgarathnor]

please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!

[@jayl5032]

Pee is stored in the balls.

[@TremendousAblutions]

@@srgarathnor thats actually a prime idea mr sausage should make videos with weird combinations that shouldnt be

[@sirdinkus6537]

Mr. Sausage rediscovers the original purpose of the sausage, making palatable gross chunks of animals that no one would eat otherwise.

[@arealhuman826]

Eyeball and testicle sausage

[@TsunboRecords]

Exactly :)

[@spaceacepl4636]

terrible meat to tasty sausages

[@orichumo]

omg is true

[@MadeByForce]

We've come full circle

[@DougTheFresh]

I can only imagine Mrs. Sausage’s horror whenever she hears “FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!!”

[@bellenesatan]

Not ever since He's been banished to the basement.

[@pirojfmifhghek566]

Imagine not only hearing "FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!" but "FIVE OUT OF FIVE!" while clouds of piss stank waft from the basement.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Why does she care? She doesn't have clean it!

[@CroniXw0rd88]

This made me spit out my drink, thank you

[@Jamesjimjimmy]

Best comment

[@Dracophile7]

Doritos Dinosaur is just a persona to hide the fact that Theodore Rex is a dinosaur of class forced to live in a hovel

[@altacc5116]

With his sidekick Whoopee Goldberg

[@hermaeus_jackson]

The noise of a will it blow has never made me recoil before. Truly horrific. 10/10

[@teamtoysoldier7840]

I read this comment seconds before it happened and i as well recoiled at the sound of it, I didn't think such a noise was possible

[@apocalypsecod]

At least it got the well deserved 5/5.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

Splat. I have heard explosive diarrhea make that noise too.

[@Jude020507]

It made me jump in a way that felt almost animal, like it activated my fight or flight.

[@nguyentandung42]

The fact that it still managed to be a 5/5 despite him not cutting out the smelly part in the center shows how much work the spices truly do.

[@sanjeev.rao3791]

And the butter powder, it probably was the hero of the sausage

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Or that he didn't pre-soak the kidneys.

[@nguyentandung42]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine you don’t really need to soak it if you clean out the gland with a sharp knife so the gross stuff won’t go over all the meat.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@nguyentandung42 Fair enough.

[@mileshill7196]

No Mr. Sausage, pee is stored in the balls.

[@TheUltimateMolotov]

Thats why women dont pee ;)

[@RamenPoweredShitFactory]

Which he has already sausaged and eaten

[@FatAlbertFanClub]

@@TheUltimateMolotov no no for women pee is stored in the ovaries.

[@pricelessagony]

@@TheUltimateMolotov LMAO

[@sonicalex2536]

I thought that’s where deez was stored

[@FrostyMeerkat]

I can’t believe mr sausage would cut off his own kids knees for a simple sausage

[@JustLizYT]

I'm surprised it took him this long.

[@gothicfan52]

He cut his goats knees off???

[@Praisethesunson]

He got those kid knees from the park.

[@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer]

That's where the adage "throwing the baby out with the bath water" comes from. Babies are born without developed knees so you're supposed to age them for the kid knee flavor? Idk, I'm not really a butcher :3

[@RipraptorGaming]

The rare double 5 sausage has graced our presence once more

[@MSGaccentBABY]

Wait we’ve had one before?

[@Volgeirea]

I can’t remember the other 5+5 sausage we’ve had!

[@Krecikdwamiljony]

Imagine the horror of Mrs Sausage hearing "FIIIIVE MAARK RUFFALOOOOOOS" from the basement

[@theIargedude]

i'm glad butter powder is a part of the team now

[@cormorantcolors]

I genuinely had a dream about this. Mr. Sausage was in my dream and he said “That’s the kidney water!” and I was so repulsed that I woke up

[@axelcordova8262]

The saga of the body parts sausage continues.

[@phontoid]

its like yu-gi-o h one day hes gonna combine all of the body part sausages and make an ultimate sausage

[@ZhuDaoLong]

Building up to the Frank-enstein

[@coolboyyo654]

soon we can assemble a body out of sausages

[@guinea_horn]

All meat comes from a body part my friend

[@Sugarman96]

Soon ox tail guy will get his retribution.

[@oroontheheels]

As soon as video started i thought “oh it’s a shame Mr.Sausage doesn’t know that he needs to soak kidney before cooking”. But turns out he knew but just decided to skip this step. Absolute mad lad. And then it was 5/5 Ruffalos and 5/5 sausage. Amazing episode, amazing channel. Dorito Dino is a treasure too.

[@BronzeMantis]

Probably got a 5/5 because he drowned it in butter powder.

[@guzy4289]

Wow, 5/5 Ruffalos and a 5/5 sausage. Not the first, and definitely not the last, but rare when it happens.

[@bitchgut]

do you know which other sausage got a double 5?

[@nos9510]

i mean, that will it blow was sick dude.

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

Water sausage

[@thomas9teenat4]

@@bitchgut The McRib sausage

[@Dracophile7]

If I had a nickel...

[@HarmonyOmega]

I like the idea that Doritos Dinosaur is posh and civil off camera and his wild Doritos personality is purely an act for the camera

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Indubitably! 🎩 🍷🦖

[@DoggoneNexus]

A double 5/5, expanded Doritos Dinosaur lore, some Mrs. Sausage sass, AND bonus sewage backup - what a great episode

[@butteryfriedwizard2219]

I fell asleep at Mr Sausage's house, now there's this line of stitches on my side.

[@kelseyjaffer]

do these kidneys look familiar to you?

[@jimjimsauce]

after the box art doritos dinosaur scene i thought “you know what? maybe i am becoming a fan of doritos dinosaur. maybe his time is coming. if i see him again i’ll probably become a real fan of him!” and then the end scene absolutely floored me i would like to see a lot more of doritos dinosaur in character and candidly, please mr sausage please!

[@mikem1765]

Doritos dinosaur has delivered us a double 5/5! Buy the ticket, take the ride!

[@brynshannon6692]

Are you kidding me? *THIS* is the episode that gets a combination 5/5 Sausage Score AND 5 Mark Ruffalos!?!

[@key099able]

A rare 5/5 Mark Ruffalo’s and Sausage.

[@RobKaiser_SQuest]

That's, like, twenty-five points all around

[@Grisu.]

@@TheRealSusieDeltarune its your fault for checking the comments before watching.

[@Enclave.]

@@TheRealSusieDeltarune Who looks at the comments before watching the video? The comments are always rife with spoilers.

[@someone8653]

​@@Grisu. They could be watching through their phones, It's almost unavoidable because KZbin pops It up.

[@davibote7040]

and 5 bucks

[@javiersaugar376]

Costco Sausages. Grind a Chicken Bake, a Pizza, A hotdog , Chicken Caesar salad, whatever sandwich variant your local Costco has, the churro, and the parfait and frozen coffee. Into a sausage and then ask if it's worth the membership fee!

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

THIS

[@Nachiebree]

And then a lobster boiled in maple syrup after

[@itsukarine]

too much bread, all the "mix it up and make it into a sausage" ones thus far with heavy carbs tend to just be overtaken and turned into bread with la croix levels of flavor hints

[@javiersaugar376]

@@itsukarine having plenty of bread has never stopped us from having some good sausages. Plus having the ice cream, the lettuce and other fixings should at least provide enough moisture to prevent the bread from overtaking. He can also just introduce some without bread, he's done that in past sausages

[@dl1277]

I like how dorritos dinosaur sounds like rockso the rocking clown from metalocalypse

[@mclovin6039]

I'm rockso! And I do cocaine!!!

[@friftar9]

So that's why that voice sounded so familiar!

[@dovahkiindragonborn7669]

Yessss ive said that the first time he appeared! I WANT SO SEE HIM SNORT A LINE OF DORITO DUST

[@janopsilver]

In hungary we usually make sausages with pig kidney, liver, raw bacon and rice. But we use them pre-cooked.

[@dracodistortion9447]

as the boyfriend of a Romanian girl I'm legally obligated to bring up Transylvania to every hungarian i meet

[@Neil.Anblomi]

That sounds kinda like what we call boudain.

[@NAAAAAIL]

was not expecting a 5/5 blow, sauasage, and expanded universe lore on the doritos dinosaur. today is a good day.

[@fshgjguhergbertyuihg]

Oh Mr. sausage.... You keep me young, but you also age me drastically...

[@lumpy1093]

He Benjamin Button's you while also using the power of the sun to radiate you and give you cancer, it's a Mashup of life and death! Just don't eat the menthol sausage. B)

[@BJGvideos]

I feel like Mrs Sausage would say that too

[@TheGingaWeirdo]

I wish we could have more Mrs Sausage in the videos, the back and forth banter is golden.

[@DragnSly]

I love how butter powder has now become a staple in the sausage seasoning arsenal.

[@bigredradish]

this is it. this is the first episode i cannot possibly eat while watching. and i SAW the lost episode

[@drewbiechillington3092]

Doritos dinosaur secretly the brains of the whole operation. I'm convinced.

[@aveleziii]

the endless optimism and energy of doritos dinosaur is an inspiration. the fact that he still has all his teeth after all the drugs required to generate that manic energy is even more impressive

[@mellowyello1478]

"It smells like liver and pee!" That sounds like a recipe for disaster

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Considering what kidneys do, that makes sense!

[@stargazer3424]

Dorito dinosaur’s character arc is Oscar worthy

[@lucifermorningstar4606]

Steak and kidney pie is very popular in the UK. Steak is a stretch though, it is stewing steak.. so random off cuts of beef.

[@seronymus]

As an earthquake survivor a couple hours ago, im glad my kidneys werent ground into sausage by the earth.

[@Mr.man712]

I hope you're doing okay buddy

[@alecity4877]

Chile, New York & New Jersey or Japan? Or was there another one kn Taiwan? Hope you are alright.

[@nickadams7080]

attention seeker

[@seronymus]

@@Mr.man712 by God's grace I'm fine, ironically it was just an alarm clock for me after many weeks of a health crisis (mostly anxiety and high BP but I'm improving), last night I worried my pulse was too low from beta blocker but everyone tells me to not worry. The earthquake was last thing I minded it was 4.8 at most anyway! 🙏

[@Mr.Business34]

+2

[@CU.SpaceCowboy]

the compounding interest mrs sausage! the compounding interest!!

[@samuelrivera5312]

5 all around. A historic moment folks

[@lancebradshaw4829]

The sound that this "will it blow" made is one the most satisfying I've heard.

[@banditkinggyo9784]

I imagine being Mrs. Sausage trying to relax and hearing "5 Mark Ruffalos" muffled from the basement knowing full and well there is a terrible mess down there.

[@OkellaWood]

The WIB was awesome! Great sound, great spread. Very indicative of a great Friday to come.

[@walu1g1]

Wow, never thought that a lesser known blink-182 Song could get a sausage-cover, but here we are

[@mannmedic5648]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@alt-epi]

Sausage Lips.

[@cal2650]

Plus box art. Dude Ranch double dip.

[@echomikoart]

It's been a long time since our last 5 Mark Ruffalos and 5/5 sausage. This is one for the books

[@disgustingrat4839]

you NEED to replace the box Mr. Sausage Also, the kidney sausage has canonically recieved the highest rating.

[@ViceAdmiralMcNugget]

How perfectly twisted that this, of all things, is a rare perfect 10/10 overall sausage.

[@supadupt7278]

What a marvelous Will It Blow. Looks like the wall someone got shot in front of.

[@Moyrath]

I like how Mr Sausage kept picking up the sausage after trying it in disbelief of how good it was.

[@jeremyfischer7856]

We did it, boys. We got a 5 out of 5 on both the sausage and the Ruffalos.

[@tigerking3297]

I love how butter powder has just become part of the process now. Makes me tempted to go get some and I know I won't really use it much.

[@perochialjoe]

A 5 Will It Blow and a 5 sausage score? That's a 1 in 1,000,000 sausage

[@hhdhpublic]

My god that sight of the liver pouring out of the grinder is one I wont easily forget :D this might compete with the balut in the stomach churning sights category lol

[@CasualRonin]

Was not expecting the lore of Doritos Dinosaur actually being Wino Dino.

[@johndeerdrew]

Holy crap it's a double rainbow. This is a super rare episode that will go down in sausage history.

[@carsonhales2449]

Video 55 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage! Like so he can see this over and over!!!

[@OrdinarySausage]

French fries just don’t sausage well :/

[@IceTypeFennekin]

​@@OrdinarySausageWHEN HAS THAT STOPPED YOU BEFORE?!

[@dotmavriq]

@@OrdinarySausage DEW IT

[@lilkobold9455]

Got a response, an unfortunate one though

[@carsonhales2449]

@@OrdinarySausageyou won’t stop me!!!

[@CountBrandenburg]

A formidable will it blow and an incredible looking sausage. Double 5’s well deserved for that The change to using butter powder for the normal sausages is definitely helping the flavour profile

[@RubyRedeye]

not sure what it was about this one in particular, but the sight of the kidney meat coming out of the grinder made me gasp and recoil in horror

[@ZardChari]

What a legendary episode, both 5/5!

[@danielbickford3458]

after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"

[@therebelreaper1486]

0:24 no that’s the balls

[@Snowywolf1911]

?

[@BredloverX]

Haven’t watched this guy in 2 years but I’m glad that he hasn’t change a single bit

[@CloudCuckooKing]

"That's why they tell you to soak 'em before you use 'em" DID YOU NOT??????? Edit: Well I guess that butter powder makes even piss taste good. Can't argue with results.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

This is a guy who put menthol in a sausage, you’re surprised he didn’t soak kidneys?

[@CloudCuckooKing]

I feel like there's a gulf between menthol and cow piss. Mainly that I can't buy cow piss flavored gum. Which I previously assumed was for the best.

[@TheEyesofSyn]

If you wanted to take this beyond a 5/5 you can soak the beef kidney in a light brine of salted water and apple cider vinegar, it gets rid of the smell for the most part, and add some grated onion and Worcestershire sauce to the mince. Kidney is such a great, cheap, tasty filler meat, it amazing with caramelized onions and fried mushrooms in a pie. Im so glad you made this one!

[@giobbistar21]

Oh so Doritos Dinosaur can make an unprovoked cameo but Mannequinussy can’t? You disappoint me.

[@haileybalmer9722]

I think this is one for the books. This was a top notch episode. My favorites are always the ones the are surprisingly good.

[@anistrashcan8536]

The first 5 blow and 5 sausage?

[@soulfulmoth77]

Dude when's the last time we had a 5/5 blow AND a 5/5 sausage? This is history in the making!

[@Toiletlord]

Dehydrate a steak, rehydrate it with the juice from juiced steaks.

[@RamenPoweredShitFactory]

I see your comment every episode and I always like it, I respect the dedication.

[@Toiletlord]

@@RamenPoweredShitFactorylast time I did this we eventually got the frito pie sausage.

[@janemba42]

I appreciate the added flourish on the end of let's sausage

[@QuestionBlockGaming]

Wait... is this history in the making? Is this the first time a sausage has been a 5/5 blow *AND* a 5/5 taste?

[@theskrublords]

The Friday episodes are by far the best

[@dr.trebuchet3836]

Pee is stored in the bladder, kidneys is where the pee is filtered. The stuff that's not good enough to go into the bladder hangs out in the kidneys. Delicious!

[@TK4052]

The placement of the ad before the Will It Blow created a whole lot of anxiety for me - I knew a 5/5 was coming but holy cow.

[@lol88133]

“Aren’t kidneys where the pee is stored?” No, that’s the balls.

[@Oaisus]

Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 17

[@delpharino5375]

DORITOS DINOSAUR! "I FEEL A STORM ON THE HORIZON! MY TIME IS COMING!!"

[@philgruber3522]

this episode is why i subscribe. what a rollercoaster

[@xploration1437]

Kitten sausage

[@MrGallonath44]

It's rare we see a 5 in the Ruffalo Scale and a 5 on the Sausage Scale. This is Sausage HISTORY.

[@codybill24]

The elusive 5/5 sausage with a 5 Mark Ruffalos, definitely found a winner here

[@analogusthegreat]

Nice to meet a fellow intellectual who enters "First Name: Nunya Last Name: Business" as his name on online forums that have no business not being anonymous.

[@alt-epi]

Damn, was not expecting multiple old-school blink references!

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

Butter powder was a monumental discovery and it feels like we're living in a better world now

[@darrochhorton7550]

I can just imagine the dread mrs sausage feels when she hears the words "five mark ruffalos"

[@MelodyOo]

a super rare 5 Mark Ruffalo and 5/5 Sausage episode!! what a milestone congratulations!

[@astro.]

Holy crap finally a 10/10 sausage. What a journey.

[@BruhBurger-wk4dt]

I like to imagine dorito dinosaur is an elegant gentle person that talks about the classic going into complex themes and conversations about the work of plato and Shakespeare

[@gnalkhere]

One of the most successful sausage videos in terms of ratings

[@Jay_76]

I think this is the first sausage that has scored both 5 Mark Ruffalos and 5 out of 5. This is the perfect sausage!

[@marshallleevalentine]

A perfect episode with unexpected ingredients, 5/5

[@hazelnutspred3348]

A perfect score on the sausage episode today! What a momentous occasion!

[@AJBrayWrites]

A 5/5 Mark Ruffalo *and* a 5/5 sausage‽ I got to watch history in the making.

[@Ferriswheel31]

5/5 Mark Ruffalos on a 5/5 sausage, truly a blessed episode.

[@karnivore3708]

Truly a legendary episode to receive a perfect score on both tests

[@nickmccack]

It always warms my heart when a sausage gets a 5 out of 5 in both will it blow and the taste test

[@dejEtack]

eventually Mr. Sausage is going to be able to rebuild an entire cow from sausage alone.

[@San-lh8us]

i like how now he found out the power of butter powder, he's putting it in everything

[@Rastafarianinja]

As an ordinary sausage subscriber, I’m here to say that we love Doritos dinosaur

[@pianotm]

"Oh, my god! It's happening!" We've got a 5/5 - 5/5 situation!

[@9mmwaffle.]

Your channel deserves all the views

[@Atlee_Stewart]

Was anyone else getting cold chills in their ribs watching this