"I'll give you a size that you're used to" He's a very modest man
@zerofox6413 жыл бұрын
I now have a far too vivid image of something I shouldn't know the size of...
@Jinkiezilla3 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite comment he’s ever made😂
@Dwiegman3 жыл бұрын
Was still a respectable size tbh
@Tr-fj4hr3 жыл бұрын
@@Dwiegman it’s about girth 😂
@jarreldoomis35023 жыл бұрын
Idk man that was a pretty fuckin fat sausage
@mennograafmans15953 жыл бұрын
That's a twist with the title. He actually does his best. I'm here for that. He deserves more decent sausages.
@someoneontheinternet94623 жыл бұрын
???
@mennograafmans15953 жыл бұрын
@@someoneontheinternet9462 I thought he would just throw in candycanes and end up with some unholy mix of molten sugar and foodcolouring in sausagecasing. I'm happy he threw in the meat.
@shockpine3 жыл бұрын
I was convinced he was going to throw it all away and replace it with just candy canes.. What a pleasant surprise :)
@CBCuster3 жыл бұрын
"This is my lunch" is the highest praise a sausage can get
@DaWoWzer3 жыл бұрын
this is what I always kind of hoped for from him. it's fun to see him stuff a sausage casing with candy canes sure, but it's always fun to see if he can legitimately make some of these crazy sausages work. Honestly I think his videos should be 2 parts, first half his traditional sausage making method and 2nd half using meat with the special ingredient
@davidcarter48773 жыл бұрын
Badging with bimbish, is that you?
@3MenAndALetsPlay3 жыл бұрын
@@davidcarter4877 this sounds like somthing Binging with Bambi would say.
@smartomarplustax3 жыл бұрын
Yeah banging with Brandy would definitely say something like this.
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia3 жыл бұрын
Doing both the crazy and the traditional styles for wild combinations would be a disaster for both his machinery and his gullet
@חייםדודוולס3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Or maybe he could occasionally revisit failed sausages and try and fix them like he did with orange chicken.
@brain58533 жыл бұрын
This channel is the old KZbin callback we all needed: - quirky and fun idea - fan interaction and engagement is very natural and fun - host is funny, charming yet down to earth
@markw12473 жыл бұрын
Quick to watch as well. That's what keeps me coming back, in and out in around 5 mins.
@Mikey-xz4vn3 жыл бұрын
He should make his "Worst" sausage - combining liverwurst, bratwurst, weisswurst etc.
@huggleskuishy3 жыл бұрын
That’s a fantastic idea
@user-bv7qt5xs1p3 жыл бұрын
that would be the death of him, FANTASTIC
@therealCrazyJake3 жыл бұрын
German sausage, it’s the wurst! 😏
@pwebb343 жыл бұрын
Knockwurst
@ivan09123 жыл бұрын
wurst-ester sauce (i know it isn't spelled like that)
@davidbaptist963 жыл бұрын
THIS are the best sausages to me. Don't get me wrong, it's always funny to watch meme sauseges, but once in a while an earnest attempt at making something good is really apreaciated
@1000dumplings3 жыл бұрын
Vaouch!
@therealCrazyJake3 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Sausage saying “this is my lunch” in response to tasting your sausage is so wholesome!
@TheZacharoni3 жыл бұрын
"i'll give you a size you're used to" "oh perfect"
@i_cam3 жыл бұрын
That had me fuckin dead man
@JensenRowland-e7gАй бұрын
Story of my life
@Patrick.Weightman3 жыл бұрын
A couple weeks ago I cooked some wings in the oven directly after my roommate made pumpkin spice muffins and it gave the bbq sauce a slight pumpkin pie undertone. Since then I've been convinced holiday sweets are more versatile than we think and this simply confirms my feelings
@Rib15doesart3 жыл бұрын
Now I want to try this
@CAMSLAYER133 жыл бұрын
Things like cinnamon and nutmeg are used on meat commonly in quite a few places
@airamplane12343 жыл бұрын
@@CAMSLAYER13 your comment reminds me of a tourtière. A French-Canadian meat pie seasoned with cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg
@BeautifulObscurity3 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin is actually great for savory dishes.
@RaptorJesus Жыл бұрын
If you look at older recipes, you'll find that most of the "holiday spices", things like ginger, cinnamon, mint, peppermint, and so on, show up super-often in savory meat dishes. The hard delineation between savory/sweet is pretty recent, like not much more than 150 years. Prior to then, *sugar* was itself used like a "spice".
@Abelhawk3 жыл бұрын
Now this is quality content! We all know just a casing full of candy cane powder would be a 0/5 if it didn't just flop apart and get disqualified anyway. Putting twists on already good pork sausage is very fun to know about and watch!
@levergatnation89593 жыл бұрын
The conviction and speed with which Mrs. Sausage says "No more Sam" was absolutely delicious
@quartz973 жыл бұрын
I think we were all expecting a very different kind of sausage when we read the title, but this one turned out to be even better. Happy Holidays, Mr. & Mrs. Sausage
@mitchelllauersdorf14993 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content fucking youtube was made for goddamn it. Video not overly long for no goddamn reason to pad for time Host is charming and funny without having to rely on bad acting The video is literally exactly what the title says No bullshit give aways or clickbait
@jordansix77913 жыл бұрын
I'd love if he tried a cottage cheese sausage!
@audiodood3 жыл бұрын
lord please no
@MysteryDako3 жыл бұрын
lord please yes. the will it blow alone would be legendary.
@maxineoneillbananapeel3 жыл бұрын
you are a sick man jordan. i like it!
@its-amemegatron.95213 жыл бұрын
That sounds absolutely vile. It needs to be done
@badbooking32213 жыл бұрын
@@MysteryDako It'll be FIVE HULKING MARK RUFFALOS!
@MIRONOIR2 жыл бұрын
I love the contrast between Mr.sausage and princess sausage speaking voice. It reminds me of mario and princess peach.
@FaeFayore3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the meat I knew it'd be amazing. Please, start turning the horrible but savable sausages you've made into masterpieces!
@sidecharacterC3 жыл бұрын
Save. Our. Sausage
@HowToSpacic3 жыл бұрын
I’ve said this once and I’m saying it again but for 1 million he needs to make a sausage out of all the sausages he’s ever made.
@Andrew-ht2br3 жыл бұрын
You really expect him to spend $300 on lobster again?
@freakydino98723 жыл бұрын
Nice suggestion but I already know that definitely wont happen cause that's just a logistical and expensive nightmare waiting to happen lol. But I'd love to see him make one out of his like top 5-10 sausages!
@da_tective_clumbo3 жыл бұрын
Yes he has to spend $500 on lobsters, he absolutely has to
@skrimper3 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting on a proper dirt sausage. Diatomaceous earth is not dirt 😠
@re_i_gn3 жыл бұрын
That will taste like the brown color we got in middle school when mixing all the paint colors into one.
@supergastonh3 жыл бұрын
05:11 Mr Sausage: "Miss Sausage, Would you come down and try *my sausage* ?" Miss Sausage: "Wooooohhhh 👁️👄👁️" Yeap totally family friendly here
@oldcowbb2 жыл бұрын
Give you the size you used to
@jasonk46953 жыл бұрын
Just that little bit of extra love and prep was the game changer for this holiday treat.
@hippyshark14413 жыл бұрын
I’ve been suggesting a candy cane sausage for 2 weeks and he actually made one but even better :P
@thegargoylecumeth79323 жыл бұрын
"No more Sam." And at that moment, Mrs. Sausage realized she more issued a dare than made a statement.
@bscorvin3 жыл бұрын
Ever since this episode I have been haunted by the concept. Like, I need a proper recipe and a sausage grinder just to try this.
@Realdagdag2 жыл бұрын
other women:don't you dare think about other women Mrs. Sausage:NO MORE SAM
@DonnaPinciot Жыл бұрын
5:50 And so Sam was never seen again...
@unpaxified83183 жыл бұрын
I love how he accidentally made lunch out of a sausage he expected to be an average "Ordinary Sausage" this might be one of the best sausages on this channel, he seasoned them, gave extra ingredients, put some candy canes in, and even the will it blow worked, and it tasted good, so easily this earns a spot on the best sausages hes ever made.
@unfr20293 жыл бұрын
Mixing things WITH meat is way more interesting than just stuffing things in casing. Dont get me wrong its funny but we all know that a BBQ sauce sausage isnt rlly gonna sausage by itself. Definitely make these kinds of videos a trend.
@katza8314 ай бұрын
And then the water sausage is his most viewed video
@SkipTheKip3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is one serious sausage! Definitely deserving of the 5/5! Happy holidays Mr. Sausage!
@jacksongilliam12543 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, new ordinary sausage video!
@Evan_2-the_sequel Жыл бұрын
Ngl I was expecting another _”NO!”_ from ms sausage
@BirmadeBan3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is the quintessential Ordinary Sausage video
@2goodsharks3 жыл бұрын
The Mark Ruffalo score is back! It's a Christmas miracle! And don't worry Mrs. Sausage; you'll always be a fan favorite. Merry Christmas sausage man!
@faillblogkeyboardcatАй бұрын
1:18 If this video was made in 2024, Mr. Sausage would put all 35 candy canes in the sausage.
@MrIhavenolife943 жыл бұрын
I just made this with my dad as a family Christmas Eve activity since we were all together and had the ingredients handy. Great time and great sausage, in the future you should include how much seasoning you're using because I definitely used too little.
@MiddysMadness3 жыл бұрын
How many videos do I need to comment "surstromming sausage" on before you at least acknowledge my insanity?
@LastHamurai2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this channel.
@slytherinsagittarius25803 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you'll ever see this, but I just wanted to tell you something. Two of my brothers have autism and they absolutely love your videos! I introduced them to your channel not long ago and every time you upload they get so excited. We say the count down together and both of them scream, "Let's sausage!" It's a huge highlight to their day everytime I show them one of your new videos. They're names are Gabriel and Caleb and they are really big fans of yours. Much love from East Texas
@NameName2.03 жыл бұрын
MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. SAUSAGE! You're awesome duder!
@anaughtymoose3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, quality Holiday content! Merry Christmas Ordinary Sausage family! Have a great holidays everybody!
@pollybear72283 жыл бұрын
A true Christmas miracle this Christmas eve. A spectacular 5/5 sausage with an above average will it blow rating. Hope everyone has a great holiday season filled with family, friends, and sausage!
@cheerioherio12513 жыл бұрын
Ykw I really like this. Instead of a bunch of ground of candy canes we get a legitimate SAUSAGE. And it came out GOOD! Don’t get me wrong the meme ones were funny, but now I’m actually interested to see what flavor combos come out palatable. More of these please!
@MarcosGarcia-et1qu3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to the sausage family and Sam. Also I have to stop watching this around my toddler. Caught her going 3-2-1 Let's Sausage!
@Voorcheese3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Milwaukee and i get Anodyne coffee from the picnsave and i have it every morning that's crazy you had some sausage man!
@Artjoxas3 жыл бұрын
I like the change up to the show. I hope your enjoying it more. Merry Christmas.
@shaundis2117 Жыл бұрын
“this is my lunch”
@crimsama24513 жыл бұрын
"You know what this sausage needs? Shards of hard candy to stab your mouth." - guy who added shards of hard candy to the sausage.
@Whatsinthemheadphone3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!! THE EVOLUTION I'VE BEEN WISHING FOR! Early on when there were raw ingredients I'd silently scream to just give it some seasoning and here we are: a 4 or a 5
@crowjay913 жыл бұрын
What we want for Christmas is a big get together with Mrs. Sausage, neighbor Sam, Charlie, and yourself. That would be the best Christmas gift or new years episode.
@loresentry78943 жыл бұрын
man im so happy you didnt just grind up candy, get it stuck and have an awful time. happy holidays Mr. Sausage!
@quacomm3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else remember when this channel was all over youtube last year? I forgot about it, nice seeing it again brings back 2020 vibes
@trollshamanpwnage3 жыл бұрын
merry christmas mr sausage, thanks for being one of the few sources of joy left in my life
@samsizer29192 жыл бұрын
How are you?
@trollshamanpwnage2 жыл бұрын
@@samsizer2919 okay I guess
@M.C.13-q4i3 жыл бұрын
Here’s to a terrific December day~ (and liking because I love when Misses Sausage comes. Just love her voice 😅)
@FunkiBeastLin3 жыл бұрын
This man just made a perfect Christmas dinner!
@Chadmiral3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately don't know why I'm still subbed to Ordinary Sausage,it's just something about him,I never bore of his content lol.
@Guito933 жыл бұрын
I get so happy when we get a treat like this. 5/5 and the appearence of ms. Sausage herself. I wish I could try these
@happeh_bois45173 жыл бұрын
This channel makes me question me sanity yet I still watch these videos.
@NxVernxual3 жыл бұрын
This has turned out really well than I thought
@brennanperry80013 жыл бұрын
There's nothing more reassuring when eating a sausage than a nice small shard of crunch.
@SereneLeskovsky2 жыл бұрын
considering the cooking process, it'd have all melted
@GamesintoMovies8 ай бұрын
My favorite episodes are the ones where he is clearly trying to actually make a good sausage, Mrs.Sausage brought up the quality of the episode.
@RockyM53 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the 5+ minute video. I think you underestimate how much time some of us will dedicate to your videos
@RonaldMacK3 жыл бұрын
It's a Christmas miracle. Happy holidays and thanks for all the videos.
@ohfrancotron83 жыл бұрын
I want a channel of mrs.sausage trying to cook things without any directions and being watched over by Mr.Sausage
@DontBeWhore3 жыл бұрын
Finished night shift and saw this at 4am Christmas morning in Australia Best present ever
@VortexKiller23 жыл бұрын
New sausage idea: Instant Coffee Sausage
@syamorable3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to both of you lovely couple. Thank God Miss Sausage save the video lol.
Happy Holidays Mr.Sausage, thank you for being my comfort channel through these times and most importantly thank you for all the Will It Blows, and cleaning the disastrous mess left it it’s path. Have a great holiday and hope the best to the new year for you
@pokemonluvr963 жыл бұрын
this is now a christmas classic, it has singing and even a surprising will it blow.
@ciprianmogosanu71693 жыл бұрын
I like the part, "I will give her a size she is used to" and he puts the small one
@whenevertheycatchyou54423 жыл бұрын
5:54 The best Christmas gift we could have gotten from Mr. Sausage, the promise of seeing Neighbour Sam again!
@NameName2.03 жыл бұрын
literally the only thing that makes me happy anymore besides a few other youtubers...
@Necro_fury3 жыл бұрын
really glad he didnt give us a another melted sugar in casing sausage again. Feel like normal sausages accented with sweets is a really good idea to try out. guess these needed to be boiled beforehand with how thick they were. 5/5 sosig
@wiggles95083 жыл бұрын
Candy cane sausage! *slaps meat in the counter*
@Rhunter3503 жыл бұрын
That amount of salt actually hurt me, but you know I love you Merry Christmas ❤️
@wowalamoiz94893 жыл бұрын
You could tell from Mr Sausage's voice that there was no attempt at acting. She genuinely was happy to have thay sausage for lunch.
@chrisp...chicken10383 жыл бұрын
You inspire me to start making my own sausage
@erinandalligators3 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought this was actually going to be an ordinary sausage and I was confused and horrified. When the candy canes got added to the meat I felt that sense of relief, as if all things were as they should be.
@igotnolife963 жыл бұрын
the time lapse at the end was very satisfying
@ExtremeBirdTypography3 жыл бұрын
That projectile blow was impressive. Like a raw pork bullet. An unorthodox 4, but satisfying.
@coocoocast3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ANODYNE COFFEE!!!! My brain activated when you said Anodyne. Moved away from Wauwatosa, WI last year and haven't been there in a while. Their coffee was so good.
@zbsx4 ай бұрын
"Don't worry, Sam. We'll have you back on the show, soon." Narrator: "September 2024. Sam was never back on the show."
@janemba423 жыл бұрын
Merry Chrysler to Mr and Mrs Sausage 🎄
@bebop_5573 жыл бұрын
The title sounded disgusting, the sausage wound up being delicious, and the wife wound up being happy. What a pleasant Christmas surprise!
@JackTheDripperr3 жыл бұрын
If Sam isn't back in the new year, we riot
@courisu43093 жыл бұрын
"Come on, ya friggin...sausage." - Mr. Sausage, 2021
@fryday023 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs. Sausage. Also anyone reading this. Merry Christmas
@kailawes1753 жыл бұрын
A 5/5 sausage on Christmas eve. Now my time in quarantine doesn't feel so dark.
@bigdaddycooldiesel67923 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Sausage, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Affleck, LeBeon James, the Honey Nut Cheerio Bee, sausage enthusiasts and Neighbor Sam (unless you don’t celebrate Christmas, and in that case happy Saturday, Neighbor Sam!)
@Thereaperofcrows3 жыл бұрын
Neighbor Sam and Mrs. Sausage are my favorites. :) I'm glad we got a 5/5 sausage, it looks tasty
@Jay-st8jf3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes to date, so impressed with the turn out of the candy cane sausage
@jeremypaulful3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and happy new year to you Mr. Sausage and Mrs.Sausage 😎
@BugsyFoga3 жыл бұрын
The perfect thing to give to Santa while he goes down the chimney.
@koolaiddude76858943 жыл бұрын
I personally think there should be a few more like this where you use real sausage ingredients along with a "secret ingredient"
@joshyork29423 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Sausage !
@SignumEternis3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly surprised, I thought the peppermint would clash and ruin it, but I have no reason to doubt you and Mrs. Sausage. I want to try it now.
@windbreaker2463 жыл бұрын
Had so much hope till I saw the candy canes.But I’m so glad it turned out well
@skuddingomcwinters61193 жыл бұрын
My life is considerably better since I began following the way of the sausage.