Alright.. That arm and a leg joke got me. Clever bastard.
@Emperor_Beardo6 жыл бұрын
That fucking intro. Nostalgia overload. Well done.
@manualcontrol75186 жыл бұрын
subbed for your style: humor, obscure references, clean speech delivery without mumble jumble and editing. Keep it up, you have a talent for this.
@ProfSpectacles6 жыл бұрын
Top video, keep up the quality content.
@mr.voidroy68696 жыл бұрын
Omfg that intro rofl
@galacticwarlock22714 жыл бұрын
Ya that was awesome I almost erased your channel. Also PB and OJ?!
@mr.voidroy68694 жыл бұрын
@@galacticwarlock2271 Erased my channel? PB and OJ?
@JXHNDRX3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.voidroy6869 yes
@falsinar6 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple guy. I see dancing dwarves, i upvote.
@deadgum116 жыл бұрын
Dude you've got the personality and editing skills to become a big KZbinr. Good luck.
@Tschoii903 жыл бұрын
And he was never seen again. :(
@waseem71953 жыл бұрын
@@Tschoii90 when the world needed him most
@Spacecookie-6 жыл бұрын
I have 2 wiz in my part, Fane and Lohse. Fane is fire and earth, and Lohse is water and air. I get the best moments by making areas wet outside of combat, then having Fane turn that area into a huge poison swamp, initiating combat when Fane lights up the huge slick of poison, then teleporting him out of the fire with Lohse.
@raineternity35746 жыл бұрын
I did insta-like when i saw old-school aka ihavenomicrophone or #2007welcomeback thingy :) That was clever :)
@GamingIncoming6 жыл бұрын
"That's the power of the keyblade!" HAHAHAHA, I'm dead! Keep up the great videos man.
@joepolidoro6 жыл бұрын
Decided to subscribe when you said wizards scale off gold haha. Well done
@HardCoreTea6 жыл бұрын
6:21 ah yes, i remember reading about that quote in Sun Tzu's Art of War.
@manni26 жыл бұрын
You know, every once in a while you hit a relatively obscure channel on youtube that is just great. This is one of these times, your commentary is hilarious.
@2000istheyear6 жыл бұрын
That notepad opening, im dying
@xanraal82936 жыл бұрын
lol quackers. Love your work. "I mean it costs literally more than an arm and a leg" hahaha..
@Andoxico6 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be cool if you did a duo lone wolf build guide. Like how to get good synergy with just two characters in the party.
@RiseAbovePride6 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for the "You're a wizard Harry" quote. 10/10
@bjmurphy344 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the link to the tier list. You're very helpful and funny.
@isidorosispiridis55096 жыл бұрын
Really well made content, greatly entertaining - looking forward to your next video, keep up the good work!
@firepenguin389 ай бұрын
Im late responding to tgese videos but thanks for the help man im new. Im having trouble synergizing builds. These guides are great ty again
@Preachermau56 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work mate, it's really helpful, appreciated, thanks. :D
@hatashikento26315 жыл бұрын
That old school techno song in the intro! I feel old!
@swordlessronin39912 жыл бұрын
This is low key funny and incredibly useful at the same time.
@DGiovanni5 жыл бұрын
0:45 "I mean they literally cost more than an arm and a leg." Had to listen 3 times to figure out what you said.
@jcsmith92102 жыл бұрын
Great video my guy
@davidschwab75564 жыл бұрын
This stuff is comedic gold. You are truly the George Carlin of KZbin RPG tutorial humor. For what that's worth.
@aciarduce6 жыл бұрын
I havent heard the KZbin anthem in a while, and now after that intro, it brings me back. Instant like.
@dannya.26166 жыл бұрын
Had to stop the vid and immediately like/comment as soon as you said "hydrosophisticated". You, sir, have earned a sub.
@Ziirf6 жыл бұрын
subscribed solely for the reason that you made fun of the "mute-with-generic-music-tutorials" in the start.
@da3m0n886 жыл бұрын
holy shit your videos are totally top notch! keep up the good work man
@user-hw2lb7rv4m5 жыл бұрын
Never thought of Eminem as a philosopher, but yeah I guess he is one.
@siegdarklyon19005 жыл бұрын
Haha! jokes on you mate! Goblin slayer has a dwarf that knows magic! NOW MY DWARF MAGE CAN THRIVE WITHOUT STEREOTYPES!
@DrEhrfurchtgebietend3 жыл бұрын
I gave my summoner air and my huntsman geo just so I had all my bases covered once took necro water and fire for my wizard
@skeletonv01626 жыл бұрын
Great videos mate, funny, good quality, and you actually know what you are talking about. I see dozens of "ultimate build" videos where the guys have no idea what they are talking about, theyve read some reddit post and take the mechanics for granted, not knowing shit about how the actual mechanics in the game work. GG keep up the great job :) Would like to see a vid about dual Lone Wolf builds, preferably physical dmg dealers :)
@Mozaidful6 жыл бұрын
Really great content and info, love watching these
@franciscovega4276 жыл бұрын
That icon for your channel.. So entertaining to look at.
@joppiseni37102 жыл бұрын
Top quality content right here
@portal2canttouchthis6 жыл бұрын
The intro brings me a great deal of joy
@SpecOpsFerret6 жыл бұрын
This is the third DOS video of yours I've encountered. Subbed cuz I enjoy your high level in Wit.
@gregangstrom30185 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed the video. You have great talent
@Elitecommander06 жыл бұрын
Part of the original 250. Fuck yeah, special snow flake all the way. Also: please make a support build or a co-op guide on how to best play with friends.
@tallfungus5 жыл бұрын
Just watched like 3 of your vids. Just recently got the game and love the commentary. Super usefull. Subd. Take it easy chief
@YH0Bes3 жыл бұрын
Hey pls come back and make more vids. This is the best guide I've come across so far on DOS 2. And trust me all other guides ARE good, but yours top those by far.
@ShiryuCain5 жыл бұрын
two point in scoundrel and huntsman are never wasted, only one even in lone wolf Adrenaline, Cloak and Dagger for scoundrel, tactical retreat and first aid are amazing skills for all builds. I find that having several movement skills is so much fun to play around, mobility does everything in this game.
@od41864 жыл бұрын
I encourage you to try Elemental Affinity + Torturer as it can significantly lower AP costs allowing you to one shot enemies and deal status effects instantly
@Erik_Ice_Fang Жыл бұрын
It is amazing for a pyro. Pyro is almost entirely offensive spells
@evrys32216 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, very informative and hilarious!!
@JimmyG01234 жыл бұрын
listening to this guy is actually proper fun
@Chronically_ChiII6 жыл бұрын
LOL got that early youtube nostalgia. Except this feeling is also burning hate.
@simonsis13213 жыл бұрын
Nobody stops you from putting points into scoundrel and huntsman for the jumps, you need one point into these for explosive trap and throw dust on the one hand and adrenaline and chloroform on the other.
@CptZhu2 жыл бұрын
"I use pet pal because wizards require the least amount of skill" that got me LMAO XD
@adamdiran6 жыл бұрын
well done. keep going
@lewisharvey96224 жыл бұрын
loved the arm and leg joke !
@Balkura4 жыл бұрын
The notepad intro music activated my fight or flight response
@afrunk2spijtig5 жыл бұрын
I learnt stuff and had a laugh. Good shit
@YourBoyNobody5302 жыл бұрын
The torturer talent is a must for basically saying fuck magic armor.
@unfairjarl6 жыл бұрын
great job mate keep up the good work !
@MrKenpachi286 жыл бұрын
at this point, the puns alone are worth the sub.
@Smoji0696 жыл бұрын
YOUR A WIZARD QUACK. THESE UPLOADS ARE MAGICAL.
@filthymemer64774 жыл бұрын
Dude, why did you stop, you are hilarious and informative. Keep up. Good luck, dude.
@naMelaK6 жыл бұрын
The way I experienced it ; ONLY warfare increases only physical damage, all other means to up damage or crit multiplier, mention just plain damage (so everything) Leading to any 1 magic tree +scoundrel tree with Savage Sortilage +2 hander(staff) or dual wield (wands) is highest damage output with any spare points into the tree that up's damage from altitude(situational) Hence warfare+scoundrel+2hander = biggest dps With magic you need to spread points more, also "melee" attacks with the staff do ELEMENTAL(magic) damage with the governing attribute being INT. So to get most magic dps is ; 1 school, 2 handers(staff) or dual wield(wands), scoundrel and the rest of the points you are left with at 20 in the damage from altitude. Personally I choose dual wield wands too, because the extra range on the wand attacks IS useful , especially when solo or in smaller parties. Attributes should be divided over INT and Wits for higher crit and initiative with just enough in memory to get the spells you absolutely need to hold in a fight. Of coarse there is no real need to go all out max dps as the game is very forgiving and works even with sub optimal stat spreading.
@5chneemensch1384 жыл бұрын
Using an all-mage party. Cheesing encounters by putting oil literally everywhere - it's worse than the deepwater horizon oil spill. Enemy is forced to walk through abelazing inferno worse than hell and usually dies before they reach me. If they don't - teleport.
@Vorusen6 жыл бұрын
The fucking word pad intro .... I cried
@xDFoRcEzZ6 жыл бұрын
Yooo that intro was so nostalgic, good ol youtube days where the layout didn't suck ass.
@gkar420696 жыл бұрын
The bad puns, they are strong in this one. And I love it.
@Hephaestus_God4 жыл бұрын
I just got into the game and have discovered Polymorph/Mage on Fane disguised as an elf with glass cannon. MY GOD IT'S BROKEN Turn 1: Apotheosis + Time Warp + Adrenaline + Flesh Sacrifice + Blood Storm + Grasp of the Starved + Skin Graft Turn 2: Grasp of the Starved + (Any other 3 source damage skill you have I like the geo one) + Adrenaline + Flesh Sacrafice + More stuff = Everyone dead
@ken-dog4 жыл бұрын
4:32 that's the power of the keyblade 🤣🤣🤣
@demonsangells6 жыл бұрын
Loved the opening, witty.
@unforseenconsequense6 жыл бұрын
A guide on how to kill teammates who won't buy you nice things, while looking like you're trying to help
@filippopagliai4713 жыл бұрын
Love your humor
@CrazyHorse1516 жыл бұрын
Nice intro, very youtuber-without-mic-2015-ish. I like.
@mullinsmcd5 жыл бұрын
Man i really like your content but sorry to see you havent posted much about the definitive version as i feel this game is finally getting some mainstream appeal. Hope youre doing well.
@mikepic6 жыл бұрын
There are so many cringey yet hilarious moments in this video, and I'm only 6:30 in. I'm not the kinda guy who goes all the way on the first video but I trust you... Subbed!
@josht24545 жыл бұрын
Got a like just for that intro, holy nostalgia!!
@MrSarakash6 жыл бұрын
For the intro alone it was worth watching it. On a more serious note, you don´t give humans enough credit though. Savage Sortilege + Hothead and Ingenious nets up 15 % spell crit in the early game. Invest some points in wits later on for even more crit. On AoE effects (or any multi-hit spell, as the game checks crit on every single hit) this can become huge, especially in the later part of the game. Rangers (and even scoundrels to some extend) can help stripping magic armor. Stench isn´t worth it in my opinion. Weak physical armor can be mitigated in two ways: 1.) Wear a shield on your casters 2.) Invest minimal points in strengh to wear heavy armor, one or two pieces are usually enough. I tried both and it is viable. Talents don´t come by easily, attrbute points on the other hand do.
@MMORPGFreaky6 жыл бұрын
By the way you need that talent to give you critical chance on spells, then u take hothead for extra crit, and put some points into wits, critting spells are devastating
@kobimcjones4 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate the intro.
@armitagejake5 жыл бұрын
Best i culd come up with is: The ususal sp on hunter, war for adrenaline, tatctical retreat. Other thn that, 5 sp on aero and hydro, 1 geo for fortify, 2 pyro for high dmg finishing spells, all of the other points on poly - inteligence to boost all skills. I had 2 wizs with this build in my party plus 90 ST red prince and a support. Made the last fight fast and boring, 4 hits 1 turn to kill the kraken.
@Silduril6 жыл бұрын
Didn't even mention Elemental Affinity and Living Armor :o Both of those are pretty awesome... also, that tier list doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, nice vid :) Keep 'em coming (but also, take your time)
@Quackstack6 жыл бұрын
+Nakura Thanks for the support! :) I don't like either of those. Elemental affinity is ewww. 1 ap reduction for specific spells depending on what you're standing on is not worth getting hit. Just too unreliable to use. I also find that if an enemy uses specific spells, they're usually strong to them like how skeletons cast poison on you and you don't want to cast poison on them. Living armor implies you're getting healed, which the healing should usually go to your tanky frontline guy who wants to get hit. You have enough magic armor through gear and jewelry, that it isn't enough to take over getting mnemonic which essentially let's you put 3 points into intelligence for a 15% damage boost. Just my 2. 5 cents.
@Silduril6 жыл бұрын
I see your point. I guess for the kind of wizard build you describe here, both talents aren't that useful... mine's a bit different. My wizard is an elf with necromancer, hydrosophist and aerotheurge. Flesh sacrifice --> mosquito swarm (I'm still in act 1, so I'll probably change that combo once I get more skills) is a nice opener, and I usually stand in blood, water, or an electrified / frozen version of either during combat. Living armor also works very well with necromancer and I need it because I like to stay close to the action and manipulate the battlefield around me in my party's favour (this also means I have less use for far out man). Mnemonic is a must-have of course, but you don't really need it before level 4 as you noted in your video.
@triads18406 жыл бұрын
You dont even have to get hit, just walk to the edge of the fire and you get laser ray fire whip and fireball in one turn on glass cannon
@triads18406 жыл бұрын
with the lizard you can set up the fire anywhere with dragon breath, plus use the pawn talent to move an inch without losing ap
@AIRoose926 жыл бұрын
When it comes to elemental affinity, you just need to combo it with the pawn talent and/or flesh sacrifice skill to make it worthwhile.
@BloodofCaine6 жыл бұрын
Playing a wizard is like pulling teeth as you get further into the game. While you're trying to get your opponent's magic armor down, a similarly geared physical companion has already taken out their physical armor and like half of their actual hp.. If you have a melee friend who needs to be in the thick of the action then creating oil/poison based fields of death isn't usually a good idea. You're right about one thing, after blowing your proverbial load you aren't left with much to do but spam wand attacks. I definitely want to like full casters since relying on summons is a bit cheap, plus things like bone widow have been tuned down in the recent patch.
@Kilioh156 жыл бұрын
BloodofCaine You first point is invalid because if you go for only one enemy with all your characters, it's your fault if it becomes awkward. And I never run out of spells to cast. Just pump at least one point in memory every time you get the points. I'm level 14 and have like 22 memory and never run out of spells to cast.
@triads18406 жыл бұрын
BloodofCaine 1 controller, 2 pyromancers (one using staff), and a summoner/controller is OP as hell. Tactician has been a breeze and im level 18. One pyromancer is glass cannon and does 1k damage with laser ray at 0% fire res and it only costs 2 ap with elemental affinity
@MrLastGuide6 жыл бұрын
stick to the mage i had a geomancer/pyro in my first party and i killed my melees a few times (played by friends and man they where pissed) but he put in some crazy work later! you'll get plenty of good spells that only target enemies (flame infestation, earthquake, pyroclastic eruption!!!) just be patient and learn how to max out elemental affinity its crucial to being a monster mage. (within arguably the hardest 2 fights in the game, no spoilers here, the mage saved the day oneshotting half the enemies and putting a big dent into the survivors)
@libenhagos93356 жыл бұрын
You kidding? Mage spells do a ton more actual damage than physical abilities. And you have much more variability with mage spells in terms of actual damage type. If you're a warrior and you're fighting a void woken with 99% physical resistance you're kinda screwed.
@antonioussykas41406 жыл бұрын
Use summoner to create a fighting minion who is fire immune and deals magic damage. Have him and your mage lock down the enemy fighters, who will lose magic armor like crazy running through the elemental damage. The party's actual fighters, they are busy ripping up the enemy back line. Fighters have weak magic armor, mages have weak physical. Just have the party focus the proper targets and profit. If you need some physical damage, just use shield bounce and deal insane physical for zero investment to two targets.
@Zachlight786 жыл бұрын
new sub right here, your vids are informative and crack me up all in one hehe nice one!!
@AIRoose926 жыл бұрын
I actually beat the game on tactician using a battlemage. Since the red-prince has to be a frontline fighter in my eyes (he just does not look right as a ranged character); being a lizard, i had to basically make him a pyro staff wielding battlemage. I maxed out pyro, pumped wits and intelligence; only pumped str so he can wear heavy armour at lvl 20 (needs 14 str), slotted fire runes on a 3 slotted amulet for the crits, and armor for the fire resist. Obviously you want a bit of points (from gear or from allocation) into aero, geo, poly, warfare, scoundrel for the utility and mobility; but after maxing pyro (its a multiplicative bonus making it better than the additive bonus of 2h or int) and getting utility just pump the rest into 2h; since somehow the crit multiplier works on spells, making it better than scoundrel. You should end the game around level 20+ so it should be enough points with 20 skill allocation.
@pugglesthepug32486 жыл бұрын
10/10 intro straight from 2006.
@ActionBastard886 жыл бұрын
Lol I was so close to clicking off this video when I saw the typing lmao good one.
@picsofupl6 жыл бұрын
Funny and informative. Excellent
@Jaeno3116 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious. Cant wait for more content.
@samuraichilton6 жыл бұрын
subscribed. Funny commentary.
@meganobgutzkraka2398 Жыл бұрын
huh...yknow this is almost similar to what i'm planning to do with my summoner. Maxing out summoner to ten and then putting 1-2 in each of the skills to keep slinging spells and mostly supporting my incarnate and coop buddies as a mid line mage.
@Behindthejab6 жыл бұрын
Wife and I are picking this up on PS4 this weekend and I'm looking for suggestions on party composition. I know she will play some kind of mage, and I love pet classes so considering a summoner. Is it better to focus the group on one type of damage due to the armor system, or have a mixed lot? Would an all casty group work?
@69Caesar976 жыл бұрын
this some GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SHIET! keep it up m8
@crazymammoth6 жыл бұрын
that epic notepad opener was Hilarious!
@KhorneDeth16 жыл бұрын
Awesome vids man, glad I got on the like+subscribe train early! My suggestion for a video would be for a full party build, like physical party or mage party. Mixed parties (phys and magical) seem less optimized sadly, but maybe I'm just a min-maxer like that.
@dantevalenti38676 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that dancing dwarf.
@MrBellyar6 жыл бұрын
Oooor, you can make 2 lone wolf wizards and forget about chalenge from level 4. That wizzard will have all 4 elements along with 10 in poly (20 int)+ 2 in huntsman (for teleport and first aid). Its the most fun you can have in the game, at least i did. Stuff goes wet, then poisoned, then boom, then you just watch your frame rate drop. Later on enemies just start battles half dead. It's not the best 1 target build, but as soon as you get a stack of 3+ he's the king.
@YourBoyNobody5302 жыл бұрын
I again advise wings for wizards because mobility is key
@BidiguiloChefao3 жыл бұрын
Epic video
@jordanw.23486 жыл бұрын
I don't have a twitter but I do have an IG, but anyways, I wanna know your thoughts, opinions, or tips for the fabled Shadowblade Build... Yeah I said it. Lol