I made the most INBRED people EVER

[@OttawaWelshman]

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[@sarchlalaith8836]

In regards to your bet my question was why not ritual sacrifice to get piety from your cannibalism? Also that word is Free-sha hope that's helpful.

[@NelsonCleo616]

🍞🤪 🍞

[@Ceo_of_Noobs]

Now try to make this inbreed looking ass dynasty i to a normal ints a inposible challange tbh

[@John2r1]

Hey Alabama isn't incest . That's Kentucky. Learn geography.

[@DonaldAtkinson5]

So your goal is to recreate the actual royalty from midieval Europe…. 😂 European royal families were rampant with incest.

[@skudrinskis]

Imagine being in the same room as him while he is making the video and listening to him saying "nuce another sister wife mother got pregnant from me and will give me wheezing, dwarf, club footet son''' 5 times a minute

[@OttawaWelshman]

Lool 😆 😆 😆

[@poopsiepop4179]

Weebs🤝CK3 players

[@_BATMAN_1]

Atleast "daughter" wasn't included

[@dollarsignmexican]

"are ya winning son?"

[@gacattack1234]

Come to present day, now the world makes sense.

[@tomasmisek5598]

The fact that all these naked, inbred, mutated dwarfs still had the best economic and military skills in the world only makes this whole thing better

[@zashgekido5616]

Insert Lannister joke here

[@Iluvseedoils]

Literally history accurate 😂

[@TaranTaranov]

habsburg empire controlled almost all of Europe and Charles 5th(?) is considered one of the strongest rulers in history despite his realm barely holding together. Though he was not as inbred as his other relatives and was a competent ruler so not necesarily his fault

[@UrDaddyNEB]

See guys the targaryens knew what they were doing

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

*cough, cough* Mother England *cough, cough, cough*.

[@gocryptic]

The most family friendly challenge ever 💀

[@justjoe5373]

Family FWBly more like

[@SortenRavn]

I kinda like i upvoted this comment to 911 Because it kinda make me wanna call that number after watching this 😅

[@justinnorman8517]

Rated E for everyone

[@gocryptic]

The fact this goofy ahhh comment has almost 1000 likes is hilarious 💀💀💀

[@dakota2412]

I think you family friendly with benefits

[@atenindustries1131]

The king of england once asked his mother: "Mum, what is incest", and she answered: "oh shut up don't stop"

[@rosiehawtrey]

Yeah, if I remember his name was Charles...

[@nonope4307]

oh shit, that was dark...i love it

[@atenindustries1131]

@@nonope4307 it was so dark he could figure if he was talking with his mother or his cousin

[@ifykyk679]

​@@nonope4307 A failure.

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

Funny that you mention the Brits yet again even though whatever country you’re from’s leaders are also *definitely* inbred.

[@maxwellmcqueary226]

I would absolutely love to see the rest of this world played out in observer mode and see how badly those kingdoms fall apart lol

[@Quarks123]

Yes exactly what i thought

[@OttawaWelshman]

I actually did do this but didn't know how to encorporate it nicely. Sardinia and Denmark held strong. Somehow my family member got elected king of Scotland so all of Britannia was ours. But everywhere else fell!

[@lucstu8863]

@@OttawaWelshman So you had dwarfs with scottish accent. Interesting

[@bobhope4949]

It could be an ignorance is bliss type thing or just full on retarded violence action

[@Khabibullah]

@@lucstu8863 WTF🤣🤣

[@darwinprime]

"Inbred naked cannibals." Yeah. Oh god, my face hurts from the laughter.

[@asvestor5932]

« We only forbid Doggystyle cause you never turn your back on family » this is gold!

[@ericlimon9718]

obviously this caused a problem with not enough variety in the bedroom so a genius member of the family proposed that during any postions with family members turned away from was allowed if they turned their upper body and facing towards their sexual partner so they could keep an eye on each other because family looks after one each other always

[@justinemot2282]

Oh! it's sad that he deleted the file! I wanted to see him do the opposite and see how much it takes to heal the nasty traits from his dynasty!

[@Caseofgames]

It should only take one generation.

[@BradleyGibbs]

Not sure how the game would handle the realism but that's not how biology works😂😂

[@ThePopo543]

Bringing an outsider to "Delete the bloodline" always works.

[@thecrazyastrogirl]

​@@ThePopo543I think the term is 'dilute' as in bringing in new genes to make it more genetically diverse instead of genetically restricted

[@dragonsblaze7961]

"God forbid you look at your step sister the wrong way" felt a little personal there Ottawa

[@Canthus13]

Damn right. She's your STEP sister. Not close enough. She's off limits.

[@Nmethyltransferase]

@@Canthus13 "Social" incest is just incest for pussies. Pussycest, if you will.

[@Rexorazor]

Step sister is Mount sister. 😏

[@PredatorH2O]

Hey, at least that matter is personal.

[@Facade953]

This was actually pretty common among medieval royal families. They thought that incest would only " strengthen " the bloodline.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Usually not by marrying your sister though, generally they limited it to cousins, and aunt-nephew/uncle-niece pairings

[@Facade953]

@@Amy_the_Lizard True. That would have been WAY too obvious!😅

[@goldenrosie]

In Ancient Egypt, the pharaohs did marry their sisters and one famous pharaoh did marry two of his daughters. (He wasn’t the only pharaoh to do this, but Rameses II is best known for marrying his daughters, since he had over 100 children). Cleopatra VII (the one made famous through the Elizabeth Taylor movie) married her half brother, and her own family tree had a lot of sibling/uncle/niece marriages.

[@Facade953]

@wolf harrington Utterly disgusting!😟🤢🤮

[@bobhope4949]

And this is where gingers come from!🤡

[@_letstartariot]

‘Doggy style is out the question, cos you can’t turn your back on family’ nearly made both of my non-inbred lungs collapse, thanks for the laugh.

[@Sion_Revan]

Call NASA Sides in orbit

[@Craic555]

It made my inbred lungs collapse.

[@tristambre632]

The sandwich joke was on point.

[@emilron]

Nice.

[@SortenRavn]

And when you leave it too long, it becomes crusty 😏

[@eggnogalcoholic]

As a Dutch Canadian I don’t know how I feel that you went straight for the Netherland’s throat to build an incest empire 🤣

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

👀

[@nvtnvt9044]

It is because of Urk

[@visfaffafsiv]

​​@@nvtnvt9044 whahah probably

[@jennifervan75]

​@DutchmuchNever heard of it. Please explain

[@eggnogalcoholic]

@DutchmuchI haven’t! I’ll need to look it up

[@taxol2]

Do the opposite. Create the most handsome seducing ruler and have as much as lovers as you can, create heirs with same mission😂

[@vulnerablerummy]

sounds like those chinese ripoff games featured in ads with decent illustration but horrifically mediocre gameplay

[@ultimateloser3411]

A Solomon

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Gigga Chad challenge

[@badideagenerator2315]

Genghis Khan

[@kyloki3512]

“At least he won’t be nervous meeting the parents”

[@lrmclinn]

Can we just appreciate the accuracy of how this man recreated the royal family

[@ericlondon2663]

CHILD: "Momma getting teased a lot what is a family tree?" MOTHER: "We have more of a family branch honey."

[@stuartdollar9912]

More like a family shrub.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@stuartdollar9912 Family wreath more like.

[@stuartdollar9912]

@@peggedyourdad9560 Even better. :)

[@onieni9779]

More like a family circle

[@AsmodeusMictian]

More like your family tree looks like the Recycling symbol :D

[@Stop_Gooning]

My brother, my cousin and my uncle walks into a bar. The bartender asks them what they'll have. They say "I'll have a beer"

[@Wasserkaktus]

How were you able to keep breeding this family for so long? I tried the perfect circle challenge in Iceland and the entire dynasty died out in a matter of generations due to infertility from all the inbreeding.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Well, the more hideous beings you spawn, the less likely it is that all of them will die, and the more genetic diversity you'll have. In this case, I would assume that the polygamy helped quite a bit, since half-siblings are only as related as first cousins. So, if you start with one dude married to 4 full sisters, you can reduce the loss of genetic diversity by only pairing the resultant offspring with their half-siblings instead of their full siblings. There's actually formulas that let you calculate how inbred the resultant offspring of any related pairing will be, as it's very important for trying to prevent endangered species from winding up like the Hapsburgs, so if you aren't afraid of some math those could probably help Edit: The one most likely to be of help here is called an "inbreeding coefficient" Edit: I was wrong, half-siblings are about twice as related as first cousins, but still not as related as full siblings, so while the loss of genetic diversity would still be reduced, it wouldn't be to the same degree as I had originally predicted

[@Bateluer]

@@Amy_the_Lizard The amount of thought that goes into CK3's incest simulation either astounds or horrifies.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@Bateluer Hey, I only know about the equations because we had to memorize them for the timed exam in the conservation genetics unit of my principles of animal breeding class

[@strenuousspider9525]

@@Amy_the_Lizard Half siblings are twice as related as Cousins. 12.5 for cousin and 25 for half.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

@@strenuousspider9525 Okay, looks like you're correct. It's been a couple years since I took that class, so I guess my memory of the that unit isn't as good as I thought it was anymore. Regardless, my point about the lessend relatedness of half siblings likely playing a role in slowing the loss of genetic diversity in the video's inbred family still stands, though I will be editing my original comment to make it more accurate

[@bluebeka2458]

"My Liege, the inbreds are comming." "My armies are ready for war. Less... How does their leader look?" "Their face is covered in scales." "We are doomed."

[@AquaticBigfoot8]

This man made house Targaryen look good

[@saranemcova5448]

Targaryens never marry their children. They have principles 😏

[@imperiumgrim4717]

LOL

[@darimamitypova6964]

​@@saranemcova5448 Daemon Targaryen married his niece Rhaenyra. He knew her since she was a child and he was adult🤷‍♀️ very sick to me

[@VisceralSupreme]

@@darimamitypova6964thats the point, medieval nobility was fucked

[@brady5006]

My favorite joke from Galavant is someone saying "our family tree has no branches, it only grows up."

[@BlackReshiram]

"[...] youre obviously gonna loose some to inbreeding complications" me: MAKIN THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK

[@OttawaWelshman]

LOOOOOOOOL I Had to read this twice but goddamn that was a good comment

[@BlackReshiram]

@@OttawaWelshman THEN PIN IT COWARD

[@newp0rt]

gotta crack a few eggs, god im dumb. took too long.

[@nonexistentuser3420]

Can't fret over every egg

[@Fio13]

making the mother/cousin/sister-in-law of all omelettes

[@wilell5465]

The Sandwich religion got me laugh out loud. Because everyone is in-bread 😂😂😂.

[@Dark-Avennger]

Your play through of this game was a literal recreation of what early medieval Europe was like, especially the royals…

[@goose93]

Not brothers and sisters though, just cousins and aunts and nephews

[@paulmilner8452]

let me guess American without any knowledge of the subject theya re talking about.........

[@DustinBarlow8P]

I must not have read the ="Dwarves carve out an Empire on 3 conitnents" chapter....

[@Amsayy]

The Dutch watching you destroy their proud kingdom: 👁️👁️👄👄👁️👁️

[@JaymeSplendid]

A family tree? A family wheel? Dude it's a family broomstick.

[@Napoleon.Blown.Aparte]

"If you can't keep it in your pants... Keep it in your family" This is wrong on SO many levels 😂😂👌🏻

[@ObligedUniform]

As I often play as the Targaryens in the CK2 GoT mod, I can say with certainty that I have probably played 'incest simulator' style more than not.

[@user-nk8zx1yw8s]

12:16 I CAN’T have been the only one to understand this joke. It took me a second too 💀

[@Dr_tripophilia]

I understood it too

[@Novgord98]

Video suggestion: children only kingdom (if the game allows it) . After 18 years old, the character, be ruler or whatecer role held in your domain , is killed/removed. A lord of the flies sort of thing.

[@magnuskallas]

Actually it's more like Children of the Corn. Interesting idea.

[@e5858]

@@magnuskallasChildren of the Flies

[@michaellohmeier6427]

Dev-Studio: We made an intersting game that allows you to make your own dynasty with high meta scores. OW: let's make INBREDS! Dev-Studio: WTF????

[@TotalWar01]

"Cunning as a linguist" absolute genuis with that innuendo 🤣👍

[@MegaOrwell1984]

So this is basically what the Targaryens would actually look like instead of silver haired supermodels.

[@glory2cybertron]

They wouldn't necessarily look homely or seem mentally deranged but would likely have severe rare diseases like many inbred communities do today. This problem is also typical in animal breeding, entire breeds contamined by a gene flaw causing some terrible disease that a founder parent had but which got unnoticed until people started breeding its progeny together.

[@toms9786]

I can't explain why... but this is unironically the best CK3 video I have ever seen! Ottawa keep at it man! (:

[@yoanngaben1247]

I jus binge watch all the ck3 incest viedos, it is somehow so entertaining

[@sockman-pc3dm]

I like how he dogged on Alabama but, this was actually what Europe was like for like 1000 years 😂

[@edmomo4410]

You have unlocked the Human Pug.

[@inthesparklingsky]

This is probably how the ancient people ended up understanding you’re not supposed to procreate with members of your own family.

[@21svg]

Yet we still have people doing this now

[@Uggla1996]

As a Dutch person I really love how you pronounce the Dutch words 😂 And I like the way the cities are very accurate on the map. Not all, but most of them like Alkmaar, Amsterdam and Groningen are pretty spot on haha

[@steveosk8s]

Haha the creators of this game are based in Sweden. I'm not sure how familiar you are with them but they're notorious for attention to small details, like, more than anyone would really expect them to be, but are lol.

[@RaphBlade7]

*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "NGL, this sounds like something GrayStillPlays would do in a video game just cause he was bored! 0:18 - "Seriously, someone needs to tell Gray about this game as it's right up his alley!"

[@36thgallardo]

What if Egypt rose to the prominence Rome once did? That might be a fun time. Maybe they could even have a Pagan religion. Or you know... PAINT THE ENTIRE MAP ONE COLOR!

[@PiousWildcarde]

I find it hilarious that this is absolutely the first video I've seen and I'm already subscribed halfway through the video. I could not stop laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all

[@antonaghful]

This is what happens when let you an Alabamian, an Icelander and an Hapsburg program how realtionships work in ck3 Paradox

[@LethalOwl]

22:16 That's a geography joke that will seriously go over most people's heads. I love it. So many clever jokes, earned another sub with that.

[@scottakasprite]

As a Canadian living in Denmark, I had to laugh.. So did my wife

[@John-793]

If this goes over someone's head, they probably didn't follow a single geography lesson in their lives

[@LethalOwl]

@@John-793 A lot of people don't pay attention in class, period. Don't have too high hopes for people.

[@John-793]

@@LethalOwl Maybe that's the case for the US, but I know for a fact that 95% of secondary school students in Europe would understand this joke

[@LethalOwl]

@@John-793 As a fellow European, yes, can confirm we know more about geography than Americans. But we have a lot of daft Europeans too.

[@MunchKING]

8:40 Nah, I've seen WAY too many Deviants playing CK3 to be thinking that. What I was thinking is "you could have reformed your faith for literally 0 cost if you had been in Iberia. What do the Dutch have that's so good?"

[@OSINT-MANAGEMENT]

I also find it funny that the ESRB rating according to the official website is E, despite the incest and nudity settings.

[@Monkonmunky]

The Kingdom of Wessex existing entirely within the borders of Mercia and not even a centimeter in actual Wessex obviously makes so much sense. On a serious note, how does that even happen?

[@gentlemanzackp6591]

a friend once insulted this rather rude person he had encountered " " I am rather alarmed that you have a striking resemblance to the Habsburgs I hope the fortune holds out for you in life and your offspring."

[@PADOUKPUN]

Continue this play and turn your characters into most perfect human ever😄

[@jeifero5584]

He created a family wreath.💀

[@Duveng1]

I laughed more than I should have at the bread joke. Like.

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

Imagine being his neighbors and hearing this out of context

[@simoncodrington]

Another great video mate ♥️ loving all these random challenges and things.

[@Blackbeardo]

Scaly and lovers pox are legit the two most painful things to look at when a character has them, lmao.

[@pous3r]

I'm so glad I found this channel, KZbin has blessed me today. Also, I can't imagine the amount of time spent during editing to censor all those inbred *cough* bits.

[@McKamikazeHighlander]

When your family tree looks more like a conga line

[@ricktheexplorer]

Inbreeding simulators are the best genre of RPG and I hope to see more of these games in the future. This was very inappropriate and funny. Subbed.

[@marianocolsin8968]

just imagine being dominated by a bunch of scaly, wheezing dwarfs and being totally impotent about it

[@Sion_Revan]

Plot of Snow White explained poorly

[@NakotaCola]

Hello! I’m a kiwi with a Welsh and a Cornish parent currently living in wales…. Love this game and just came across your channel and yes…..this is the first video of yours I managed to see and I’m enjoying your content loads!! Love to see a fellow Welsh person :)

[@jesusfernandez1723]

“Because you don’t turn your back on family” - Sandwichites 🍞 😂

[@Artemis_simetrA]

I was not prepared for that "Ben Chod" joke. Lmao

[@thegamingbros8514]

Finally, some proper European history!

[@Tri-vy2th]

When your mother is your sister and your father is your grandfather

[@phantomboy9194]

Cmon guys Ottawa gets raid sponsorship and nord vpn even the biggest companies know he is gonna be huge❤keep up the uploads

[@OttawaWelshman]

@Skillshare I'm coming for you next

[@shinobicl]

Honestly, the "Sandwich religion" joke was so good XD

[@schmalettesm3264]

8:38 „your probably a normal person“, no, none of us are, we watch ck3

[@hippipdip]

Holy shit. “Ben Chod for short.” There’s no way that was an accident 😂😂😂 If you know you know.

[@mykanoble3196]

This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched about a Kingdom Sim, which seems like a restrictive statement but I’ve watched a lot, lol.

[@chrisvff]

so cool to catch another Canadian doing their thing! thanks for the video!

[@Xictlii]

Okay who wants to attempt this challenge IRL.

[@gankerino2166]

I think you have to ask your sister for that.

[@dojoro1277]

me

[@sumdude7597]

Habsburgs

[@TheOghuz78]

say less

[@milo36gdh]

New reddit island?

[@westsidetrucker7943]

I like how relationships are called seduce schemes

[@meatybtz]

so.. basically.. British Royal Family.. ok.. European Royal Family Simulator..

[@jaydeleon695]

0:03 so basically a reflection of the real world

[@astralshore]

As a Dutchman, I approve of this new religion.

[@wamothy]

This man saw Barbarian and said “yeah, but what if we added imperialism? 🤔”

[@AutomanicJack]

hahaha, the whole family tree inbreeding stuff got me laughing hard

[@do_it_like_rei]

The fact I keep rewatching these cursed ass let’s plays of yours because they teach me so much a new player but god it gets more unbearable every time 💀💀

[@PinkyJujubean]

"Incest simulator" are two words I never expected to hear in a sentence. However it's also realistic. Which is sad and says a lot about world history.

[@Lorrayne.Calazans]

How the Targaryens should REALLY look like:

[@Raphe9000]

"What if I could create the state of Alabama in Europe?" "What if I could create the state of Michigan in the Arctic?" "What if I could create Chinatown in China?"

[@flatpigeon9349]

0:54 I'm Dutch and scared

[@reetyism]

wow. the dude invented the European middle ages. what a blast

[@Notyoavragejo]

NordVPN Exec 1: We're having Ottawa Welshman promote us in some of his vids. Hey, what's his latest one about? Exec 2: Um... "I made the most INBRED people EVER" Exec 1: *regrets life choices*

[@dawnstartheanimeman]

"If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in your family." Incest 101 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GLGopher]

I had a bout of temporary dyslexia and read the title as 'nicest' simulator, a double take cleared a few things up.

[@liammcphearson7081]

Keep the content pumping bro, really enjoying it

[@OttawaWelshman]

So happy you like it! I will sure as hell try!

[@wishfulstinker8327]

"He wont be nervous when he meets her parents" got me falling on the floor 😂

[@Mdgirlterrie]

that was a train wreck of a dumpster fire and i have never laughted so much lol

[@eoretaspace]

This is why Magneto altered earth's magnetic poles to destroy homo sapiens

[@paulforester6996]

Just go to Sioux City, Iowa. It was a culture shock for me when I moved there when I was still a kid. I am glad that I was able to move out. My first and second gf were touched by those family values, also people in high school who admitted things to me while living there. Real gross crap i was glad to leave.

[@rosiehawtrey]

Why do you think the rest of the planet calls it #Inbredistan?

[@adrienne-ukulelecraftsandm559]

The Sandwich Religion, because everyone is in-BREAD the way I CACKLED

[@DiodeVries]

Nice video and as a Frisian I would like to let you know that Frisia is pronounced like freezeja. In the Frisian language it's called Fryslân pronounced as freezelawn.

[@SevenGC89]

I heard the slogan in AL "Why go across the street when you can go across the hall"? I read that pregnancies skyrocketed during the 2020 quarantine and there was a huge influx in babies being born with Habsburg jaw lmao!

[@karcistithaqua6756]

This is both hilarious and horrifying.

[@Gogo_9798]

Alabama already exists in Europe ( in France), it’s called Nord Pas-de-Calais

[@pothoc1]

Did you not know that most of the royalty in real life were related and inbred? I do believe some of them were so inbred to the point where they weren't even fertile 😂

[@misakichoi636]

The inbreAd joke was brilliant

[@tejdandekar]

12:15 That's probably the greatest joke nobody in this comment section understood, kudos you cheeky lad 😂

[@chontintonghangsing1675]

Coincidence? It's so good that i dont think it is. He's much more cultured than i thought lol

[@netherdominater9960]

Inbred, cannibalistic, suicidal Christian’s Video games are too much fun

[@RGAshe2]

Alternate title for the video "Incest is Wincest"