Our Fast Food Bracket

[@1998Cebola]

The fact that Riley thinks VC stands for voice chat and not venture capital is a sign that he needs to get his money up

[@Vc-ic8ph]

I couldn’t agree more

[@p5yk4president]

back in his day VC stood for vanessa carlton

[@1998Cebola]

@@p5yk4president yeah got the idea from that lmao

[@1998Cebola]

@@Vc-ic8ph you got some seed capital for me bro?

[@mignob]

@@Vc-ic8ph voice chat

[@EricBerndsson2846]

The bit of Riley being allergic to everything is hilarious. It was so funny when he pretended to have a severe reaction to the peanut oil I slipped into his vitamin water😂 that lawsuit was an absolute riot 😂😭💀

[@katrinaa777]

LMFAOOAOOAOA

[@gexgaming6954]

@@EricBerndsson2846 are you okay?

[@EricBerndsson2846]

@@gexgaming6954 My lawyer has advised that I say ‘yes’. 🙃

[@evanismakingmusic]

@@EricBerndsson2846 you know saul as well?

[@adamtroup785]

Riley needs to elaborate on "im allergic to chinese food"

[@chagis100]

since nobody has answered, it's probably a sesame allergy. sesame oil is used in everything

[@natalie-vh2zl]

Probably MSG

[@IDeliqhtED]

It’s all a bit he’s not allergic to anything

[@2BR02B]

@@IDeliqhtED are you serious?

[@saggguy7]

@@2BR02B the real bit is that all of his allergies are a bit, it’s a meta-bit

[@yomuin5389]

Graydon knew what's up with Mr. Beast

[@juanfilipwinifred]

“In five years mr beast is gonna be in jail” Not far off

[@juliet9847]

Most insane line

[@trumanmiller1203]

Five guys was disrespected to another level. Just because your weak body can’t eat peanuts doesn’t mean you can just toss aside five guys like that

[@amariking3366]

Real

[@theschoolgy1985]

five guys is ass tbh their fries are always burned and it’s so greasy it makes me sick

[@p5yk4president]

@@theschoolgy1985 the amount of salt on the fries makes them amazing tho

[@drewbunton1156]

Five guys is mid asf

[@TonicPotionTTV]

on god, five guys didn't deserve what happened

[@calebmurray3404]

“There is one official pizza of the NFL and it’s NOT Tim Hortons”- Graydon 2022

[@mspaceselectrical3652]

I love these videos because I have no idea what half the stuff is, but Riley explains 1 or 2 of them for us non-Americans

[@queenwednesdayart]

He explains them for Americans too. This shit is regional as hell.

[@embop1266]

i live in florida and i have absolutely no clue what at least half of these restaurants are lmao

[@jamesparminter6470]

The way they described piada made me look it up straight away, I'd go through Unspeakable things to have one even remotely close to me

[@treyebillups8602]

a lot of these are obscure for everyone who lives outside of the michigan/ohio area

[@nataliee5236]

Yeah He's basically just talking to the Canadians

[@jeamsis]

Their Culver’s Taco Bell stand off was too funny I love these guys this channel means much to me

[@loganwortman564]

Literally right at the start of this video, I was wondering if Culver's was going to be in this bracket, and I thought about how Culver's would def win a fast food bracket for me. This had to be the most affirming experience I've ever had.

[@hyphensmixtape]

I love Riley’s absolutely lethal energy on this video despite me disagreeing with him on almost everything

[@YonaDagalosi]

Honestly haha. How do you trash Jersey Mikes and defend Subway?

[@burntnikesock212]

Ong, like how tf are you gunna dog Shake Shack lol

[@mr.president2328]

Yeah and he thinks raising cane’s is from Texas when it was a Georgia frat boy that made it in Louisiana

[@lukehamburger3659]

Riley getting genuinely mad at Burger King having breakfast is so funny

[@The_Ajna]

That bit never fails to crack me up

[@Bighomie39]

But he's actually right. I would rather eat a Whopper for breakfast than anything they got on the breakfast menu

[@DJsocial7102]

​@@Bighomie39their breakfast is better than their burgers

[@botdaka.]

I am exhilarated. Never in my life did I think I would see my idols showcase the beautiful establishment that is Culver’s in such an honorable way. Culver’s is to me as a toy is to a dog. Graydon is now my favorite human being on this planet, and Culver’s is forever my champion

[@henryanstaett7029]

preach

[@avery7227]

literally

[@agansen333]

I’ve never felt more represented in my life!

[@bengixd]

Yeah of course I back the blue! (Culver's employees)

[@reallybuck]

culver’s is my lord and savior

[@zacharywranovsky]

I am a Sconnie and I have never been so proud to see people outside of Wisconsin recognize how amazing Culver’s is

[@copilot127]

This bracket infuriated me. Keep up the great work!

[@domo3182]

I didn’t think Moms Spaghetti Would make it to the final four but you guys sure are brave.

[@Hamid-ve6zw]

This is truly a video I've been hyping up for a while ever since the gas station food video came out. And the fact that DJ Grant will finally feed Riley and Dignan after holding them captive for 3 weeks just makes it even better!

[@roramdin]

favorite fast food is probably hamburhers because of how it is

[@rufogaray9380]

what the fuck are you saying

[@lyleugleman9799]

borgar?

[@rowan2313]

roramdin more like four eyes

[@prodtetch]

My respect for Graydon has increased tenfold after this one. After seeing his horrible takes on the gas station bracket, it's a breath of fresh air to see him picking Culver's as the #1 fast food joint.

[@ScoopDukester]

the reds deserved to win

[@jayehawkes4339]

The Mr. Beast opinion from Graydon is aging well I see

[@rextanky3228]

As a Wisconsinite, there was only one way this bracket could’ve correctly turned out, and I’m so glad it did. Thank you Hivemind boys and thank you Culver’s for giving me and other fellow Midwester’s life all these years!

[@travisfountain9562]

Bojangles is quite literally the most euphoric experience imaginable. The aura, the environment, the fucking tea. There is simply nothing that trumps the arousal of sitting in the wooded interior and ordering a chicken biscuit combo. I go to Bojangles weekly, I went every Sunday as a child with my family and now a bring that torch with me into my adult life, I quite simply cannot live without Bojangles. It's ethereal pelvic witchcraft of yellow and red has a hold on my Carolina heart.

[@dpguinee]

except they got rid of the homestyle tenders :(

[@mincspile]

god that beautiful cajun fillet biscuit in the morning

[@bikr2381]

Bojangles slaps

[@SuperSarahbop]

Bo’s is probably the best fast food fried chicken

[@kingsofwrestlingpicfed]

Bojangles and Hardee's will forever be my favorite fast food places because sometimes you forget its fast food

[@blitz7209]

Dignan and I have 2 things in common. We both love Culver’s and we both are currently being hunted down by the Secret Service!

[@morganring871]

I also love culvers

[@PalashGuptaChess101]

@@morganring871 I also have one thing in common with dignan… but it ain’t liking culvers

[@arcanine2778]

a cincinnati hivemind viewer appreciates the skyline run :)

[@worldwidesensation]

as a Wisconsinite I've had the BLESSING to have had culver's my whole life. there might not be a better fast food meal than a butter burger with curds and a concrete mixer

[@egetty6852]

It’s the only good thing about you cheeseheads. Those curds cured my cancer

[@keg73]

Dignan's pizza hut description was genuinely perfect

[@zacaryanderson7764]

In my bracket, pizza hut and dominos and are in my final 2, i fucking love both of them

[@askefn]

@@zacaryanderson7764 no way bro HAHAHAHaHha. you just love bad pizza

[@porkyjt4894]

Who is "Dignan"?

[@zacaryanderson7764]

@@porkyjt4894 the guy without the mustache in the video

[@zacaryanderson7764]

@@askefn my mom is ordering dominos as I am typing this

[@sarahcarroll1068]

the amazing savory taste of culver’s ranch has made me cry. i wish i was kidding. it means so much to us wisconsinites

[@zacaryanderson7764]

culver's would'nt even make it past the first round in my bracket, i fucking hate culver's, and im from wisconsin

[@charlieposton04]

i’ve spilled their ranch in my best friend’s shoes twice on accident and it’s been a long running joke for us

[@oddadults]

me with mcdonald’s ranch

[@p5yk4president]

Chuck E. Cheese is easily the best fast food place in the United States. The consistency combined with the quality is unmatched by any other restaurant. You always know what you want when you go. Things that are good about Chuck E. Cheese - The tickets - The quick service - The AMAZING playground - The arcade games - The immaculate pizza - The vibe/atmosphere inside - Nice Employees The Bad - The Mascot one time was peeking through my window at around 1:30AM when I was vibing in my room

[@ysmmac6015]

he just wanted a hit of the blunt! he snuck into my chimney one time cause he smelled weed, very shy person, but has a great heart!

[@zeal8111]

i invited the mascot to a frat house and we both got stoned while playing halo. Great guy. I think he had arthritis tho.

[@sunnysidedown404]

11:54 legendary moment, absolutely incredible

[@KaiOrion-f4w]

graydon riding so hard for Culver's really did somethin for me

[@keysmashwarrior5057]

Hearing that Graydon went to a Wawa in Florida is the most shocking piece of Hivemind lore to date.

[@sydneyrose97]

riley’s passion for starbucks is unmatched. i love the brown sugar oat milk espresso

[@conifer27]

I ride with Culver's too. That burger HITS, the fries are good, the curds are amazing, they have a cod fish sandwich that's really good, and then there's the frozen custard...right choice

[@geraldez7651]

made me cry tears of joy seeing Culver's win

[@jhupp8707]

Cheese fries are so gas. Lowkey solid shrimp too.

[@averagecoasterenjoyer]

Culver's is the only restaurant I know that has that much variety yet makes it work

[@homunculusSZN]

20:02 holy shit Graydon called it.

[@YungTony]

Came here to say the exact same thing lol

[@MemoreeLanee]

Bruh I came here to say the exact same thing too wtf

[@ToasterBrain51702]

called what

[@homunculusSZN]

@@ToasterBrain51702 Mr Beast being called out for the Ava Kris Tyson situation. He specifically says “Mr Beast will be in jail” which has not happened yet but he’s calling him out for not being who he is on his YT

[@ToasterBrain51702]

@@homunculusSZN mr beast being called out for.... something he had nothing to do with? idk how thats the prediction when more shit thats is actually about jimmy has come out (not that i know what any of it is cuz idgaf about that man but from the jokes ive heard they might be jailworthy)

[@brotherjoll1802]

yoooo that mr beast diss has aged sort of well? I mean we all saw it coming but still funny to hear tht joke LOL

[@callum7492]

i am from australia so i have never had 90% of these fast foods but my god is bojangles the best name i have ever heard for a restaurant. underrated pick.

[@roramdin]

loved this video but i WISH somebody inflated riley making him big and round! dj grant, do it next vid :D ❤

[@cornifsh]

Your comment makes me angry

[@dmediums]

so true

[@beb1684]

@@cornifsh Based Susumu Hirasawa and Hivemind enjoyer

[@azrajoy]

didn’t expect inflation kink content in this comment section but that was honestly my mistake

[@BEND0E]

I loved the part where Riley shaved his mustache and Dignan sucked it all up like a vacuum with his mouth! Kinda weird tho!!

[@nataliee5236]

Love is love!

[@MsPetiteJoy]

the literal ONLY fast food I eat as an adult are Culver’s and chick fil a-this bracket was tailor made to make me happy and feel related too 😢 thank you hivemind for making me feel seen, heard, and not alone.

[@dsjhfgrefuariow]

Riley's take on Jersey Mike's is insane they are by far in a way the absolute best sub joint

[@RobertNowland]

As a non American, it’s honestly wild how many fast food joints y’all have

[@perfessorclown5543]

We stopped being Citizens and became Consumers a long time ago.

[@Crabbadabba]

@@perfessorclown5543 Speak for yourself.

[@Ben-ql6hc]

@@Crabbadabba hes speaking for u to lil bro

[@Crabbadabba]

@@Ben-ql6hc You can consume things and be a citizen.

[@MilaWht]

I was thinking the exact same thing, here we have McDonald's, burger king and Starbucks

[@dylanayres4836]

As a Columbus resident, a current Cougar, and a future Bearcat, really appreciated the Ohio lore in the video guys. Let’s hope the folks at home are convinced about what goes down here in the heart of the nation

[@OVREZ]

Nah fr fr…currently at Cstate thinking about going to skyline or canes rn

[@WhoIsMalthus]

its usually very hard for people to keep up with the Ohio lore, so I'm really glad they laid it all out for all the non-ohioan weirdos.

[@grantcanty7294]

when you say cougar, do you mean klibourne high school??

[@dylanayres4836]

@@grantcanty7294 c state baby

[@grantcanty7294]

@@dylanayres4836 good shit man. went there too for a year and transferred to ou. enjoy it at uc!

[@bruceleeharveyoswald5104]

"Greasy, oily, convenient slop" is what Dignan called me after I broke up with him. Hope you're doing well for yourself nowadays, Diggy.

[@alanwoller1495]

As a Wisconsinite, Culver’s winning makes me happy

[@spkra8798]

i love this bracket format, way better than the tier list.

[@georgetanner9953]

Culvers is my pick, just got their Curderburger, it’s incredible. Also, as a current Bearcat , loved to see Skyline make a run 👏🏼👏🏼

[@makergotdrip]

Yall guys' Humor is so wild! i always laugh whenever i watch a hivemind video. Graydon can you please let me out of your washing machine im starting to get dizzy

[@rjgreer7561]

I’d love to say do a cereal bracket next, but I don’t think I could handle watching y’all not pick my favorite cereals because I already know you wouldn’t 😂

[@Labyrinth_1881]

11:53 to 12:04 is absolutely my favorite part of the whole video

[@freshmozzarello]

I'm so so so happy culver's made it this far. I didn't expect it to get nearly this far, and I'm glad I'm not the only die hard culver's fan.

[@blakeguinn2036]

Canes is easily the best fast food place in the United States. The consistency combined with the quality is unmatched by any other restaurant. You always know what you want when you go. Things that are good about Raising Canes - The Sauce is probably one of if not the best sauces to dip chicken and fries in - The quick service - The AMAZING texas toast - The crinkle cut fries - The immaculate chicken tendies - The vibe/atmosphere inside - Nice Employees The Bad - i once used a raising canes franchise to launder money from my drug business that almost was uncovered but i was able to tie up the loose end by placing a canister of lethal gas inside of a Culivers that will begin to leak the gas into the air once the tracker on Diggy’s phone gets close enough to the Culivers, hopefully taking him out, keeping my drug hustle alive. - The price is a little on the expensive side

[@zacaryanderson7764]

never even heard of raising canes,

[@dffgffffffdddddddddd]

@@zacaryanderson7764 the fries aren't even good, and the chicken is dry,

[@vipalien6413]

This has gotta be the worst take in fast food history. Canes chicken tenders have less flavor than mayonnaise and the fries are soggy.

[@eich95]

raising canes sells bottom tier chicken fingers with 0 seasoning and store bought fries. It is the most overrated thing in the world. Popeyes clears

[@zacaryanderson7764]

@@dffgffffffdddddddddd so im thankful that i have never heard of them

[@jamesranalli146]

Wawa: Ridiclous amount of options, anything from a hoagie to a burger to mac & cheese to a club sandwich , and all of it is great. Plus the fact that paying is basically optional makes it an easy winner for me

[@jakeh_13]

wawa is a elite experience

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

QT is better tho

[@Colinization18]

Wawa is my breakfast lunch and dinner toss up. He fact that they ranked bases off the Florida wawas reputation hurt me.

[@Colinization18]

The*

[@ashleywittekiend6530]

I was riding with Graydon 100% Culver’s over everything. The curds??? Smack. The mixers?? ? Smack. The burgers??? Smackkkkkk. The midwestern atmosphere is unmatched. When I was in high school I went to Culver’s every day for an entire week and my mom threatened to take my debit card away from me. It was worth it. We also have a guy who has worked there for years and any time you go he always tells you to “stay culverized” and I think that’s beautiful

[@tobycoombs5310]

Much respect to you guys for representing the tastebudless community!

[@aerosyndrome3978]

20:01 Holy shit that prediction was top tier

[@renaekoehn307]

Riley could just start making up things he's allergic to at this point and we'd never know the difference

[@AnaXPad]

Culver’s is elite, the memories, the food, the service is amazing.

[@_thank_you_]

I'm so happy Cookout won! What a great day it is where Cookout wins and nothing else wins because Cookout won! I'm so glad nothing else won besides Cookout and not any other place. Thanks Hivemind! And thanks Cookout!

[@seneca2842]

"5 years Mr Beast is gonna be in jail" Bro predicted it

[@emma5782]

20:00 okay time traveller

[@deud.]

european here im CONVINCED you made some of these up

[@zacaryanderson7764]

i've eating at every single one of these places

[@bertschwood]

I'm so sorry but this is also not even close to all the regional fast food places we have

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

I’m American and hadn’t even heard of some of these

[@forthefrogs]

am I the only one that remembers the short lived relationship between Diggy and the Starbucks mermaid

[@bhest...]

So happy seeing you guys talk about skyline. Almost brought a tear to my eye. Ive had it at least every week for the last 20 years

[@seaslug67]

38:20 graydon calling penn station “a famous subway stop” is hilarious

[@liambutreal4919]

Zaxby’s losing to MR BEAST BURGER in the first round is easily the worst decision made in any hive mind bracket

[@levifravel8432]

just crazy

[@miamadden2319]

As a girl who grew up in cincy, I loved the way you explained the skyline experience 😂

[@Bluejayboy94]

I VIVIDLY remember watching this video for the first time and DYING laughing. Watching this video is genuinely a good memory for me which seems a little weird but It’s a good memory nonetheless.

[@TheKasasKid]

I feel like the Raising Canes Texas Toast didn’t hold enough weight with you guys. I’m more excited for the toast than the chicken

[@regalcartoon5932]

I was today years old when I found out that after a video has been live you can switch between the video’s comment section and the live chat from the livestream. My mind is blown. All these years and I never knew that. Wow.

[@AsmallShark2001]

The jersey mikes slander is heartbreaking 😔 literally the best subs

[@AsinineMetal]

Grant being based with his love of Jersey Mikes

[@yang5188]

Watching this as a brazilian is kinda funny because we pretty much only have burger king and mcdonalds so i have no fucking idea what 99% of these are and yet i still watched 50 minutes of this and loved it

[@greenyboy3926]

19:41 ironic that mrbeast faced zaxbys as now he has his own meal there

[@ellasteltz1967]

Always been Culver’s - non homophonic (surprising seeing as it is Wisconsin) - the food NEVER misses - albeit the drive thru isn’t perfect and I have received other people orders, it was almost a blessing bc their croutons? Actually amazing - who else has crinkle cut fries? (Besides me no. 2 canes) - their waffle cones with custard? - concrete mixers? - their kids meals where you can get a free scoop? - save up kids meal points and get free stuff like soccer balls and stuff - cheese curds And that’s all I must say

[@Paige-to1mi]

This was so real, I LOVE Culver’s, but the Firehouse slander was so uncalled for

[@lobro986]

Eating Zaxby’s while watching the most devastating upset in any bracket ever

[@mayadog03]

cookout is easily a close second, followed by bojangles

[@yellowlabb]

@@mayadog03 reading the comments, I was losing faith. I'm glad I finally found sane people here

[@zayyyNYC]

@@mayadog03you grew up in the carolina’s huh?

[@isaiahfraley6361]

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF HIVEMIND HISTORY!!! ROLL CULVERS TILL THE DAY I DIE! GRAYDON YOU ARE MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!! WISCONSIN REPRESENT!!!

[@benfarnell1431]

the mr beast jail call is aging like wine

[@mollysockmonkey]

graydon and riley gushing over culver’s cheese curds as a wisconsinite is crazy bc their curds are so mid compared to all the other places here 😭 but culver’s still slaps and they still deserve all the love. thanks guys

[@acidchurch7619]

canes actually originated from baton rouge louisiana..I stay close by the OG canes and its pretty cool

[@MUHREECE]

Truly a tough one but Culver’s def deserves the spot on top. Pretzel bites there are A1.

[@Ryan-wr8fx]

Culvers is great, but the pretzel bites there taste like the bagged ones at walmart for a fraction of the price. The pot roast sandwich is great though

[@leifelsmo7023]

This is the only hive mind unlimited bracket that hasn’t made me question why I like these guys

[@baseballviolation]

Honestly surprised Culver's custard was never brought up, that shit is shockingly good for a casual burger place.

[@RSlvl6845424]

Love to see the respect for the Clifton Skyline, makes my heart leap with joy

[@chantelle3818]

when ive never even heard of culver's before this video, wish there was one in massachusetts :(

[@sp1ralg1rl]

ayee massachusetts homies rise up. went to one when i visited my grandparents in florida and it’s absolute god tier food fr

[@hexapin]

20:00 "in 5 years mrbeast is gonna be in jail" erm this aged well!! 😂

[@groggyland]

Only 3 more years until Mr Beast goes to jail

[@Evbang]

For you cavemen that don’t know about the godsend known as Culver’s, a fun fact about it is that the kids meals come with paper currency where you can get free custard, meals, and even toys

[@averagecoasterenjoyer]

That was a top tier experience as a kid

[@zeal8111]

dairy queen has that same thing and it sounds like culvers is a combination of chik-fil-a and DQ

[@honeybun6677]

Weird how Timmy Ho’s is a common shorthand, but it’s literally the same amount amount of syllables as Tim Horton’s

[@holo_nside]

Ive finnaly found someone that appreciates Culvers as much as I do. I would take a bullet for free culvers in a heartbeat

[@totytaterz1124]

Culvers is so much of an W being a Minnesota boy I was raised by Culvers

[@RKWDBMX]

Im starting to realize Im more of a Graydon than a Riley

[@riley_young]

FIRST THEY GAVE US GARDETTOS. NOW CULVERS. THE REPRESENTATION IV’E BEEN SEEKING.❤️

[@karleeschutter8361]

i'm from cincy and the way you talked about skyline made me so happy

[@sickzoombini2687]

When I moved from Nebraska to Wisconsin one thing I was legit excited for was easier Culver's access. Culver's chicken strips are super underrated because everybody goes for the burgers, but I don't eat beef and can say Culver's has better chicken strips than any other fast food joint. Also their onion rings are top tier.

[@bandoo1882]

as a canadian, A&W is 100% the best fast food drive thru burger place we have here. it’s just not the same in the states, if you ever come to canada go cop some A&W teen burger goes so hard

[@katiee4396]

If they do a bits bracket 3, Riley calling Taco Bell and Starbucks his girlfriends is a great one.

[@BigComfy1319]

Being from the south and seeing cookout get out first round really hurt 😔

[@kylemaher356]

cookout is insanely overrated

[@ilyGECCER]

cookout is terrible the only saving grace is that it’s cheap

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

Very overrated

[@Unoriginality.]

The Long John Silvers disrespect will not be tolerated, that place was my childhood. (My Family is falling apart)

[@funty420]

3:42 okay youre eating the receipt paper because it tastes better than the food at In N Out. I was there recently and it was so awful for a midday vacation lunch. I wouldve sobbed tears of happiness if there was a quiznos