Beverage Bracket

[@wavyant7757]

I want a "things Riley is allergic to Bracket"

[@bunby5133]

Yoooooo

[@steven_merriam]

But instead it’s dj grant and Graydon and Riley is behind the camera

[@carolliinekiing]

yes i’ve been wanting this for ages

[@brooooooooooooooke]

and it would be a 3 part series

[@Ruby-gr7vj]

banger vid right here

[@greenmoosen]

"ive never had apple juice" "ive never had milk" "ive never had peanuts" I'm starting to think riley isn't quite qualified to do these things

[@mike04574]

and he's still 6 foot

[@robbu2445]

Pronouncing "Orangina" like "vagina" is certainly a powerful choice

[@PapaJohn1974]

Especially paired with Sunny D. Perfect innuendo combo.

[@trapamoto]

Genuinely how is it pronounced then?

[@PapaJohn1974]

@@trapamoto oran jeena

[@rxy8541]

@@trapamoto ORANĐINA

[@TronciM]

​@@trapamotooranjeena

[@theumbranhammer]

grant saying "I don't drink coffee" might actually be the biggest twist of this entire channel.

[@smells1e.-_]

the plot twist none of us saw coming

[@StarbucksDetroit]

Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is not an innuendo

[@spacewolfRIFF]

I get it. You literally just can’t wait to see that bald lil’ puss. #relatableAF

[@chagrin6919]

don't we all

[@17thpyoungin]

Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is an innuendo

[@riley2243]

Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “innuendo”. This is not a shaved cat

[@HostOfFrenziedFlame]

Idk man the quotations make me think you wanna see something else

[@dancergirl3337]

"it's two syllables, you fuckass" has immediately become one of my favorite throwaway lines

[@willdykema]

You guys should do this like the music ones... where you have to taste each one in the first round and then you can decide more well informed

[@zachmull5610]

Then they may as well call the show good mythical morning

[@allananabolic]

@@zachmull5610i was gonna say 😂 but it’s more relatable with there two guys

[@jadesded]

_this isn't buzzfeed_

[@pilzz03]

Riley can’t eat/drink most of stuff so I don’t think it would be fun for them…

[@talgoldstein2692]

What why?

[@AliceYobby]

The energy in this one was different. So adversarial, like roommates who are just over each other’s bullshit. I loved it.

[@nrivera0717]

Can we get a Riley’s allergy bracket already

[@breadman2438]

we cannot look past riley trying to bounce sweet tea in the first round for sunny d 😭😭

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

I'll never forgive him

[@troz3799]

I knew long COVID was a thing, but I didn’t know the lack of taste would last so long on you guys.

[@DingleHiemer]

The fact that squirt made it so far is insane

[@MemoreeLanee]

when? when? when? when? when?

[@Thirteenhomes161]

@@DingleHiemermilk drinker spotted 🫵🏼🫵🏼

[@coilcreature]

​@@DingleHiemermy squirt can go even further

[@Leadbraw]

'lack of taste' accusations coming from the guy with a csh pfp is wild

[@necr0mancrr]

Grant was in his supervillain arc for this one

[@needleintheslay]

wasnt expecting graydon to roll in a barrel of root beer and do the “root beer barrel one gulp challenge”… but i’m impressed to say the least

[@connorvanavery327]

I would be happier with that than squirt winning.

[@Gengar-2]

Unlike everyone else I dont normally think Hivemind's takes are that bad but holy shit this bracket has some stinker takes. Red Bull Over Milk? Vitamin Water over Cream Soda? Lacroix over Sprite? Squirt over Coffee?

[@geckogeico2212]

Vwater and Lacroix takes are bad but the others I don't care about

[@dominoot2652]

Vitamin water over cream soda has me passionately angry rn

[@Rozveree]

this video was an excruciatingly visceral experience, I've never felt such deep hatred for 3 people.

[@veggie928]

Felt that way when they took out my man Arnold Palmer round 1

[@boofpeanuts6960]

Lacroix over sprite was visceral

[@leverage3089]

@@veggie928exactly … like Canada Dry is literally high fructose corn syrup and fake ginger flavoring. What are we doing

[@urmom.69420]

Putting any form of root beer forward is atrocious

[@Gengar-2]

@@boofpeanuts6960 so was Red Bull over Milk

[@jenconvertibles]

9 months later and this is still easily the worst bracket they've ever made

[@owensmusicalmisadventures2312]

16 months now. Still the goat of bad tierlists

[@willhebert3546]

Boys are in rare form. Just being funny. Not a lotta skits. Just them being themselves and cracking me up.

[@boofpeanuts6960]

the mcdonalds coke bit about soccer was so funny

[@treyebillups8602]

The part where Graydon pretended to have been a Civil War soldier was incredible. “I met Abe Lincoln at Antietam, he led 10,000 of us into slaughter!”

[@obeseman2785]

ITS A CLASSY DRINK FOR BAD BITCHES

[@aj_inspace2043]

I’m a new hivemind enjoyer and I haven to say what I really enjoy is the contrast between hosts, we have guy and the other guy

[@aj_inspace2043]

Uwu

[@dylanadams5032]

As AJR would say, this video makes me ‘thirsty, thirsty, thirsty’. Almost like when Graydon stole all the water supply from my small Australian town back in ol ‘93!

[@chagrin6919]

yo-de-lay-hee, yo-de-lay-hee-hee-hoo

[@wozaow]

it is not, in fact, thirsty thirsty thursday

[@junglejin3096]

Fun fact: every time the news speaks of a drought in a rural town, it's really a cover up for Graydon stealing all the water!

[@andyblanton6570]

I'm pretty sure dignan did that.

[@alecadabra_]

It’s funny to me that Riley and Grant have so much in common that Graydon’s opinion pretty much never matters unless he agrees with them

[@kevingteresi]

Riley is so good at wordplay that he said "Kombucha has a *culture*al problem", and nobody caught the pun.

[@jackpriddy1591]

i dont get it

[@maciejoe]

I would guess he wasn’t thinking about bacteria cultures but I would also probably be wrong shout out Riley gets the better even of his blunders

[@MrPeanutToes]

@@jackpriddy1591so basically

[@coolcool9586]

@@MrPeanutToesthank you sweaty muscles

[@TronciM]

​@@jackpriddy1591kombucha is a symbiotic culture

[@beccccaaa]

You guys should do a bracket winning bracket where you just vote on all of the winners of previous brackets based on nothing but vibes to try and figure out what the best thing is

[@noahmuggleston6309]

Next we have White Ferrari by frank ocean vs squirt the drink

[@baseballviolation]

Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.

[@layers3458]

squirt solos except mtn dew is better

[@kugetsu]

@@layers3458 Both are fucking awful, bottom tier drinks.

[@clifford3467]

Nah squirts amazing and it has a fun name

[@rotary_mullet319]

Red Bull over milk close second

[@ScallopEater]

If I'm doing this bracket, Squirt wins for me too. Top Tier drink. BUT, I do recognize that its an insane take - coffee should win for 99% of people.

[@demondude665]

Coffee losing to Squirt is the red wedding of this channel

[@cheeseflag7995]

I never cease to be amazed by how insane the bracket picks always are

[@palacsintakat]

I still can't tell if Riley being allergic to everything is a bit or real lol

[@aspenx-qc3rm]

prob real! i know people like that, you'd be surprised lmfao.

[@DeathEaterLink]

it's real, he's allergic to everything

[@DatDaDatty]

i agree with the choice of the thug shake being the best drink

[@prodtxmyclp]

do the thug shake

[@posterizedreal]

🤣🤣

[@PetorGriffen7815]

I'm tryna see your thug shake

[@InspectahReese]

Diggy put a 44. to my head and forced me to do the thug shaker for 3 hours

[@lawsontaylor1970]

been seeing u in every comment section since like 2018

[@GreenShellShock]

Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.

[@kobcritic624]

I've never been more deflated by a hivemind take than the final matchup in this video

[@evanortega6382]

grant really sold this video

[@avery-tpwk]

this video felt especially unlimited and i love it

[@foulestbee43]

Wasn’t really expecting “Blood of your enemies” to make it on here, but Dignan highly suggested it so it must be really good

[@alexbones0001]

It’s honestly surprising how your main channel hasn’t gotten over 1M subs by now. Your content is so refreshing from what I normally see and the humor is so unique. I hope y’all go hella far 👍

[@blondie6680]

Didn't expect the Grimmace Shake to win

[@mayomonkee836]

It tastes like purple I love it

[@Ben_Harmon]

@@mayomonkee836Grimace, I like purple

[@folklaur]

A lot of panera’s drinks have an insane amount of caffeine in them so that might be why it’s having such a mood lifting effect

[@pinguselen6771]

The McJizz winning the entire bracket was the exact plot twist the Hivemind Cinematic Universe needed 😢

[@c0ggg]

Hey spoilers smh

[@Gengar-2]

@@c0ggg dont read the comments then bozo

[@CIv5traveler]

The ending of Graydon's reaction to squirt winning and his victory dance make me think that he would be a super fun dad. Awesome video

[@connerssportscircle]

Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket

[@myragingwhormoans]

i'm consuming razzleberry right now (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)

[@connerssportscircle]

@@myragingwhormoans quite a delectable treat for the taste buds

[@drewbunton1156]

😂😂😂

[@bigJplane]

we should add water to the next bracket and watch as graydon and grant collectively vote for literal piss to move on lol

[@controlhogger8]

I love the survey of asking what our favorite album of all time is, then teasing another bracket video, just for it to be a drinks bracket 😭

[@ark8657]

fanta fanta fanta fanta fanta fanta fanta fanta fanta

[@orangewitheyes]

I saw Dignan at a pool in Detroit yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and went to the lockers, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my pool noodles I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bright pink rubber duckies in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rubber duckies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he hit me in the head and I woke up from dreaming.

[@zcskizombiesr.5509]

Bro the same shit happened to me that’s wild

[@unknownmusic2175]

@@zcskizombiesr.5509bro me too

[@sandrinegrimard6258]

i literally had the same dream last night wtf

[@crispygecko7294]

@@cichlisuite666it’s not real. Your not real

[@bgbear4668]

*inteferrance

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

You guys should've waited a day and release this on Thirsty Thursday

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

Nevermind these clowns said fresca is bad but they said they loved Squirt. Guys.... They are both grapefruit wtf

[@MRFLAPPYTREE]

Oh my fuck he just said neon lights have liquid in them

[@benwayman2478]

Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”

[@BornBrokeDieFamous]

Topo Chico is for the bad bitches 🤣

[@bshisnew]

wow graydon’s explanation behind choosing mtn dew at a restaurant that serves pepsi products felt like he was inside my brain

[@lizzzyrd]

I always think everyone's just joking when they say these guys are psychopaths and murderers until they make a food video and then I question that a little

[@TheAnisongMan]

Dr. Pepper losing in round 1 is criminal

[@burgilicious_]

i agree fully with every fiber of my, and all my direct line decedents, beings.

[@matthewlucas8216]

Dr P solos this whole bracket no problem 😊

[@douglaspantz]

it was up against horchata what can you do

[@jtkuch3087]

Maybe the most egregious upset of any of their brackets

[@HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA]

@@jtkuch3087 no dr pepper sucks

[@ՔձշՀվթրչձշտ]

we need a game called which is more likely. Example: what is more likely, a 69 and durk collab, or a clean Carti album.

[@nvmbryan1515]

u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍

[@evil_icicle]

You forgot come and blood

[@urmom.69420]

Shamrock shake is actually goated. Tastes like mint and then like key lime, which sounds odd but so good

[@cubingwithari1586]

Also sparkling ice

[@funty420]

Add diet coke and it'll win

[@savannahmcabee3183]

no riley's right i am haunted

[@12sleep34]

the fact that riley reid has never had apple juice is crazy

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

Riley Reid 💀

[@heathguest6976]

the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.

[@maxpowers802]

Can't believe you missed the opportunity to call milk + red bull = bull's milk

[@EikSike]

I believe it

[@trackstar1337]

🤤

[@logancromer9862]

Dr. Pepper going out in the first round triggered my fight or flight response

[@coachlucas42]

"A Pixie stick mixed with metal" is one of my favourite quotes

[@NotRealMusicRyan]

I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”

[@zacktalbott3759]

50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.

[@yaku63]

this was such a great video! piss winning was probably the best outcome possible, glad it happened!

[@andy_sans]

the way graydon pronounces jarritos is so funny I love these little gringos😭

[@pepperz7220]

They're so funny "whore-chata" 😭😭😭

[@Kirvirul]

that's so real bro

[@ConOver935]

legitimately the mr pibb and jarritos round killed me. my two favorites

[@gabrielballard8932]

Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind

[@jayvader9023]

Immediately pushing Tussionex, Wockhardt, Actavis, and Tris to the finals was an odd choice, but you guys got it!

[@evil_icicle]

Nah that was the right choice

[@MathewThibodeaux]

The realization that chili is a bean so it’s “coffee” was hilarious

[@jcforthewin4511]

one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!

[@jonnybrown1717]

“Squirting across the finish line” 😂💀

[@Sethclement96]

really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)

[@advils]

I love all 3 of you and what you’ve built here and I will support you as long as it’s possible for me to do so. With that being said you 3 should be put on trial for this one. I’m not even mad I just want to cry.

[@sp1ralg1rl]

this channel inspires me everyday to wake up, breathe in, breathe out, spend time in nature, exercise, eat healthy, and kill so i can witness gruesome deaths. yay hivemind! much love ❤️

[@Frostafarian]

I can feel the hot takes coming, and I'm so excited

[@ghost_in_the_system]

I now know the crushing despair of having your #1 pick (Dr Pepper) get eliminated first round. How dare you

[@dgrub15]

Once you do enough brackets, y'all should do a bracket winners bracket, where its just every single bracket winner duking it out

[@dalebale47]

Love these videos!! Wish these guys would just kiss already!! 😂😂😂

[@callum7492]

in hospital right now this couldn’t have come at a better time. Love you guys ❤️

[@danmellor5607]

Dr Pepper not winning or let alone getting out of the first round is making me wanna jump infront of a train. Great video guys :)

[@ninjakick2587]

Couldn't agree more

[@tupla1122]

coke better

[@MrPeanutToes]

Dr. Pepper is my winner for sure

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

Horchata though

[@Illpotamus]

Someone's never enjoyed a good horchataaa

[@derekpoore3061]

Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once

[@Icey_Sxnny]

the squirt jokes have me dying lmaooo

[@asteiner274]

Gadamn you guys murdered this bracket holy shit

[@tdoeswhatever_]

I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.

[@sp1ralg1rl]

what a small world! the same thing happened to me! expect i was drinking grapefruit juice

[@tdoeswhatever_]

@@sp1ralg1rl no way! Wow, I really have no unique experience XD

[@sp1ralg1rl]

@@tdoeswhatever_ well i would say it is unique since i am your ghost that’s reliving your past to prepare you for death. so it’s unique to us

[@default3252]

Milk is most of what I drink. I can't eat a meal without milk

[@myragingwhormoans]

i've found my people

[@Tonypoquesevchski]

The flashback to dignan summoning the kool-aid man by making a pentagram with the kool-aid packet and slitting his wrist over the pentagram then makes the kool-aid man kill someone, top him off, Then leave, is great

[@ellieebel4026]

Love how when Graydon is talking about his arm breaking he leaves it on the table for a little bit like it was with the pillow😭

[@layers3458]

this might be my favorite hivemind video other than the bits bracket

[@apersonalanecdote9984]

This is a certified Hivemind classic and I haven't even finished it because I have work at 6am

[@the1truejackal916]

that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one

[@kemp6510]

so brave to eliminate Diggy juice first round

[@ARSXNIKK888]

Graydon had me fucking crying at the end when he went on his vulgar streak, idk why but it just really got me with how frustrated it made Riley, a real good climax for the buildup of squirt jokes throughout the video

[@cadence6676]

This is the funniest bracket they've ever done

[@lyonkang7402]

Dr Pepper losing in the first round might be the greatest atrocity ever committed in one of these, besides obviously the Incident of 1979

[@grapeey2k]

thank you lord for this unexpected yet fire glimpse of life that's new Hivemind content on my daily basis

[@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644]

Do you only wake up every other day because I’m pretty sure they have not been posting daily💀

[@kaedenf85]

You can take a seat, Dr. Horchata will be with you shortly.

[@hotline9807]

Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.

[@dfuzesayin4969]

My favorite part is when Graydon rolled out a barrel of root beer for the one gulp root beer barrel challenge, honestly impressed

[@steven12734]

Can't wait until Graydon discovers that 0 proof liquor already exists

[@michaeldavis249]

I knew going into the video i would cringe but i had no idea... LOVED the video as always! Never change guys.

[@masonhill3673]

To be fair to Riley, the Panera green tea is life-changing.

[@unknownmusic2175]

Not having dr. Pepper go through is crazy

[@dfkdb6249]

Horchata really is better

[@dominoot2652]

Vitamin water over cream soda might be one of the worst things I’ve ever heard

[@statesofgracie]

come on guys let’s SHAVE! THAT! CAT!

[@cobaalt_]

i remember stumbling into a burger king once while baked and drinking like 8L of gatorade from the drink dispenser then throwing up in the parking lot

[@anaccount4354]

I don't have much devotion to this one so I'm just hoping they make as many bad choices as possible edit: PERFECT

[@sethr.c1065]

Dude at work just drinks Monsters all day and gets kidney stones twice a year.