Our first AWFUL TOY Review of 2023

"Don't worry about this week's video", she said. "I've got a plan", she said.
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Novympia
Unit 22371
PO Box 7169
Poole
BH15 9EL
UK
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Novympia
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Wareham Road
Poole
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#slime

[@Mitchell4892]

The way Nova isn't ending this cycle of violence and continuing to buy this utter cack is class.

[@sarahwithstars]

The cack is great craic, to be fair

[@reedmayhew18]

Literally!!! I'm loving these hahaha

[@VaxxGamingg]

Huge thankyou for the kind words girls, I know that would have meant the world to Cam, I love you both so much!

[@calliphoridaelucilia7679]

Happy Birthday, Cameron, from your fellow Novympiaholics.🕊🎂 take care of yourself, Dan. ❤

[@chrish8a]

Also much love to Dan. It really touched me to hear Olympia read that out. I hope wherever Cameron is he is happy ❤️

[@The_Simstress]

Much love to Dan and Cameron… I hope you both have love and peace where you are. ❤

[@RhiaLC18]

Sending so so so much love to you Dan and to everyone who loved and knew Cameron ❤ It made me tear up hearing about your loss… I can’t imagine what you’re going through 😔 Take good care of yourself during your time of grief and try not to judge yourself throughout the journey ❤️ Happy birthday Cameron 🤍

[@Mellie]

Even though I didn't know him, I'm so sorry to hear about Cameron. It was lovely of you two to pay a bit of tribute to him.

[@paulhousbeymakeup]

Can’t believe I subscribe to their Patreon and pay for this shit………. I will never cancel my subscription 🙃

[@dogdonut3]

You had me laughing and then tearing up. What a lovely message at the end! Happy Birthday, Cameron. I'm so sorry, Dan, please take care.

[@sjokomelk]

Nova, don't stop buying these! Pissy Olympia is so much fun 😂

[@thatgaymerguy7227]

Potential future video idea: a parody of Intervention for Nova and her "obsession" over buying utter cack

[@l.p.5703]

Yes please. Can the intervention involve burning her wig and k-pop paraphernalia (I’m so sorry Nova, I love you but it must be done).

[@Kelvin5378]

My strange addiction to buying utter cack 😂😂

[@Tardisntimbits]

Happy Birthday to Cameron, and my sincere condolences to Dan.

[@charliestreeter5799]

As a Helen Reddy Stan I lived every time “waterrrr” graced my ears😂😭

[@Ronanclayton1G]

Please for the love of Cilla Black, Nova keep buying more of these I beg of you!!!!! I love Lymp’s reactions to these cack toys!!!

[@natty2786]

Every time I hear the word universe I cannot stop myself from saying Oonieverse!… Thanks Nova!

[@XTaitoX]

When they did the East Enders outro bit, I got hit with KZbin ads where the first one had a very similar beat, and then the second one sounded like it was constantly saying Oonieverse 😂 So stuck in my head now. And #playyouradstosupportthegirls

[@ratavision]

My dad, who's really short-sighted and refuses to wear glasses, saw me watching this video and genuinely asked me if I was watching cartoons or if you were real people!!! 😂😂😂I've been laughing all day about it (after I defended you to him, obviously!)

[@dixierae3442]

NOVA - "Your lips look really gross" Olympia - "Labia" 🤩

[@AnneOnymaus]

That would be scratchy 😉

[@Veroshy]

“I was probably really unpopular as a child” *cuts to well* same 😂❤

[@MattBeckley]

I was watching this on my lunch break in the back office using my earbuds and was laughing, and didnt realize anyone was there. All was well until the quick flash to Cayenne pepper and almonds from the miss Cromwell parody and i burst out laughing and scared a coworker pretty bad. To date my favorite moment on any of your videos was "Turbot". Im laughing just writting it lol. Carry on bringing joy to the world ❤

[@gabrielleganske3386]

Olympia.. your lips were quite terrifying but both of your wigs were perfection.. I'm living for all of the ridiculousness.. always. I love it with all my heart. Happy Birthday Cameron 🎈 and love to you Dan.. let your loved ones pull you in close if you can.. 🤍✨

[@jackiea9932]

Sending so much love out to Cameron and healing vibes to Dan. Novympia you gals are the absolute best. I can't explain how much happiness you bring 🥰

[@NWolfsson]

9:48 YES! we need more Bedknobs and Broomsticks (And Angela Lansbury in general) memes in this world!

[@jtjcheers]

Thanks! The cutaway game in this is some of your best. I keep coming back to it!!

[@orlandoajacques]

Oh. That end. 😢 How tragic, so young! Sending positive energy. ❤

[@matthewhatton5975]

All my love to Dan ❤ and Happy Birthday Cameron. Very touching to hear it read out x

[@SerenitySirena]

Every time the “🎶Water🎶” audio was used, I laughed so hard!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@callen8908]

Love it when Olympia gets pissy. The slime did make her happier though

[@boop4904]

It did. And pretty quickly, too.

[@devinecaesar]

🌹 RIP Cameron 💜 Sorry for your loss Dan

[@MarcelWhy]

i LIVE for these! thanks, giwls ❤️

[@EricBK88]

I’ve literally met you a week ago and I feel like I’ve been with you for years after binging an embarrassing amount of videos ❤️

[@roseandjones8390]

Happy birthday Cameron. Deepest sympathise to Dan. Nothing like Novympia on re-runs. My most watched video to date is the taste testing the snacks from USA. All the girls funniest references in one delicious and hilarious video xxx Though i live for Olympia breaking out into song with Feed the Birds at the end of the Texas Tasting video 😏🤣

[@scaryclarey654]

Nova's FUN song was clearly meant to poke the bear that is Olympia in a new toy video. I eagerly anticipated her "I hate you so much right now" and wasn't disappointed! My heart goes out to Dan. I hope you are doing better a year after the heartbreak of losing Cameron. RIP. 🩷🖤

[@paulmacdonald6275]

To my favourites guys on the internet/youtube: Nova and Olympia/Aaron & River , I want to take the time to thank you for all the content that you create and put on your channel. 😊 I first starting watching you girls,during Olympia’s “german”/your early days on here. Since then I have always watched your channel and have always been waiting patiently for when you upload a new video, i cannot wait to see what you say or do next. Through the good and bad times I have experienced: you have never failed to make me laugh or cry with laughter. I have been planning to become a paterson when i am more financially secure and come and meet you both at the next Dragcon Uk. I was guts that could attend the one in January as unexpectedly had a stint in hospital. Luckily I am okay now. I also want to thank you for all the time and effort you put in and I with all of your fans appreciate how much energy and time it takes to put a video/drag etc. Together and create such wonderful,amazing and down to earth content. Like I have said to many friends and family - you two as a couple,with banter, laughter and overwhelming love you have together which you might not realise radiates from you in your videos - are my ultimate couple goals ☺️😁. Lastly, Inappreciate and enjoy all the clips of films, tvbetc that you insert into your videos and never fail to make me smile, laugh or make me howl with laughter and occasionally with my parents, friends and family etc. I just wanted you to know how much of a fan/admirer of both you with both your drag persona’s and actual out of drag, guys you are. I always will be a big fan/supporter when I can of both you with being a subscriber/admirer/fan/all round lover of the joy and happiness you being to me on a daily basis with all of your videos & with being a former drag queen, even though I had a short career. Love you guys load and wait to enjoy all the content you have to come on the channel and in future. Take care with regards & admiration from you both❤️ Josh Ps. My account name on here is different and have been trying to change as it says a former name lol 😂 😅 + in case you thought i was a cult-elder etc . I’m 24 lol 😊

[@Novympia]

Thank you Josh how utterly charming 🥰💕🍍

[@dnd1007]

The ending made me tear up. Happy birthday, Cameron.

[@samspencer7765]

Cameron and Dan, both absolutely stunning people. Awful news, but wherever in the oonieverse you are please know you’re loved by the whole community. Honestly if my own send off comes at the tail end of the most wonderful cack-trash-toy-try-out videos from the Novympia girls I’ll consider myself a very lucky man. All the best to Dan and Cameron, and the rest of the cult. Let’s make 2023 more trash, brash and with a lot less class in his honour.

[@kevmagill5163]

Happy Birthday Cameron!.&..Love to Dan..💜 Thank you girls for that beautiful message.

[@alexonmymind4925]

Not me crying my eyes out at the end of the video 😭

[@l.michelle3497]

Love You hair today Lymp ! The top-front whisps are adorable!!

[@JoeBrox]

Nova singing was most adorable.

[@YoMama9021]

The ending was very beautiful! You both are such a treat. 💜💜

[@gingermaggrett8373]

Perfect. Needed this today. Lymp, that wig is everything.

[@peneloperose2252]

I guess the happiness potion didn't work out so well for Olympia. 🤣🤣🤣 Love you girls!

[@ctb072452]

Oh my god, the Helen Reddy cutaway… bless her ❤

[@nevertoooldgaming_Rave]

"And so my lips are solid" Certainly one of the sentences of the year.

[@hallm3lbp]

Okay but I kinda want Nova to turn those little slime potion bottles into a pair of earrings 👀

[@bevishhh]

19:51 the side profile here absolutely took me tf out 😂😂 the glitter flakes hanging on for dear life

[@itstommytime1366]

Nova enough with the cack... Sorry I can't even be serious because Lymps reaction to these items you buy is hilarious 🤣

[@terminallyelleofficial]

If this isn't incorporated into Halloween 2023, I will be DEVASTATED!

[@aaronhelton1441]

Not me crying watching a novympia video. “Wherever you are, Happy birthday” 😭😭😭

[@samanthaaiello]

I’m so sorry for your loss, Dan 💜💜💜

[@upfrontbear74]

Ooops when Olympia said I hate you so much right now, I snorted so much snot came out of my nose 🤣

[@caty603]

Happy birthday Cameron!!!!! How beautiful you were. Am I the only one that appreciates the fart noises from South Park The Movie? I love you gals and hope that one day when I’m in the UK I get to meet you. Maybe the next dragcon. Sweet Todd reference!! I love your clips and videos. I’m so glad I found you after your Bailey sarian parody.

[@chrisastill126]

thank you girls for those lovely words for dan and cam, and dan we all love you and hope you're doing okay presh x

[@christinakyleloves]

I love the "Toy" Videos!! You keep going, Nova!! Love you!! 💜💜💙💙

[@ronnieb9057]

Happy birthday, Cameron💓💓

[@cyanidepanda]

I talked to Dollface/Cameron for years, they encouraged me to do drag and gave me big support and encouragement 😭 RIP mate, we didn't deserve you 🖤😭

[@antonhaq3503]

I love the way their aesthetic is current but rooted in traditional drag. They both look brilliant and the make up is so accomplished.

[@SammiEffinG]

13:20 slightly worried Olympia is having a stroke 🤣

[@Unknown-xh3wp]

Always cheers me up watching you two :)

[@lexi8445]

that water soundbite is killing me

[@l.michelle3497]

shit. RIP Cameron . sorry for your loss Dan 🌻

[@Spikkle]

WHenever I see "toy" in the video title I'm like "oh shit here we go again" XD

[@SparkIeMotion]

Tip for the smell of cat shit, there's this amazing litter I just discovered that is low dust, clumps great and is shockingly odor absorbing. It's safer for the kitty too because it's made from wood, which is why it absorbs odors so well. It's called Okocat and it's available on Amazon. I get the super soft kind because it's softer on their feet and since it's smaller particles my kitty doesn't track any litter out of her bathroom. I'm in the US and I'm not sure if it's available to you there, but it's the best litter I've ever used.

[@catalincc643]

we actually call the refrigerator "frigider" in Romanian :)))

[@Novympia]

I must speak the language 🥰

[@jameshopkins503]

A cult member passed so young. That breaks my heart. Your kind words prove you have big hearts as well as big humor. We love you both and I love my cult members. ❤

[@bethwalker355]

Hello most gorgeous tarts! I love the gifts your spirits give. You are wonderful!!!!! x x x x x x x x x

[@DrunkMurray]

Lymps lipstick looks like she sucked on the slime when Nova wasn't looking

[@jordanlyder7624]

“Let me set the sce-“ “IMPORTANT”

[@485OCEAN]

This one was particularly unhinged lmfaoooo loved every sec chefs kiss

[@tubblebub]

I am so lame. That short water singing clip was all I needed to know it was the end of the line, "I'll be your candle on the water," from Pete's Dragon. 😂

[@lusiferilluxit1]

THANK YOU FOR THE “Why is this in my Frigidaire?” REFERENCE. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Phantomphan613]

I died when Nova started singing the "F.U.N." song from SpongeBob

[@david_zau]

Happy Birthday Cameron...

[@evildead2002]

This episode is next level. Very good ❤❤❤

[@kieran0403]

The second Nova said Push the button my head went straight to the Sugarbabes too 😂😂 This whole video was chaos and it was incredible, can’t wait for the next toy review, I think Lymp secretly loves these cack toys 😂😂

[@lbg5107]

Peace, love, and comfort to Dan and all who who knew and loved Cam!

[@chrish8a]

The tinsel in Lymps hair is giving Adrienne Maloof in Season 1 of Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and I am living.

[@alexmiles40]

Anybody else thinking Olympia would be in psychiatric care if not for Nova? Or Hey, maybe Olympia acts like that because of Nova, who is secretly evil and sets Olympia up to get angry/frustrated every video? I'm going with this theme=DragQueen Soap Opera. Gives me something to do on a Sunday afternoon LOLOLOL!

[@kummernizz]

What potion do you wanna make? - The one that kills me. Hahahahaha

[@faeldurand7546]

WE NEED ANOTHER NOVYMPIA REFERENCE VIDEO

[@ilovebbqchips789]

the kelis cameo is sending me

[@robinw.8083]

Nova's eye makeup is stunning

[@lucyoufc]

Video idea! Do Pointless and get the Patreons to answer the survey questions! 🥰

[@l.p.5703]

To start with such crap, I had no idea what was happening but I enjoyed listening to you girls berate each other. But to end the video on such a heartfelt and serious note, wow. Great video. Lots of love to you Dan and your family and friends. My thoughts go to you and Cameron.

[@jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100]

Sending love and light to Cam and Dan 💜

[@rmk8257]

Not the lady from The Keepers as a reaction 😂

[@killeririas763]

The Bernice from South Beach Tow reference is sending me ⚰️☠️

[@jasonfischer9857]

RED ROSE! Oh man, not the red rose reference, I felt old for that one.

[@ImBigDave79]

Much love to Dan 💔. Rip Cameron.

[@naturalcambion3747]

Rose Red!!!!! I ♥️the reference!!!!!

[@christymitchell4763]

Nova singing the F.U.N song just made my day

[@zacattack8]

Omg the lady singing water killed me every single time!😂

[@jmkap2014]

Nova stop this now. This is a enough now. Won’t someone think of the planet? Won’t someone think of the planet?!

[@DisneyMarkUK]

Novas specimen tube got me 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahwithstars]

Was that another Bedknobs and Broomsticks quote? "Who do ya think you are, the Queen of Sheba?" These are the hats....for the ants 09:05 It is right to give our thanks and praise to Joan Cusack

[@XSilverCold]

Again: You always make me laugh! Thank you!

[@jasonhaven7170]

8:41 What takes more time, editing the footage or editing the memes for the video?

[@Seri_Kane]

Laughing my ass off at Nova making fart noises with the slime and Olympia having absolutely no time for her bs, please make this a weekly thing

[@TethysOcean_]

What ist that "water" clip from ? 😂

[@Hestorzg]

10:19 this part killed me!!! 😂😂😂