OUR FIRST TIME! - RELAX #16

[@daniellereinkens4996]

LITERALLY TAKEN IS SO FAMOUS AND THIS MONOLOGUE IS THE MOST ICONIC DAD QUOTE EVER. INSANE THRILLING MOVIE.

[@someshshine]

The line is literally so famous lol. I didn’t watch the movie and I still know it 😂😂

[@chrisvalverde7728]

I haven’t watched it :( but I’ll have to now !!

[@Kittehcat3000]

Came here just to say this. I was like omg Colleen pleaseeeeeee

[@thielgirlz9569]

THANKYOU!!!😂😂

[@craftymamamoment5407]

I live taken !!! I was quoting every line and then I’m like agggg

[@Pnavr]

Colleen not knowing Taken and insisting that line isn't famous was the highlight of this LOL it is, in fact, very famous.

[@philippam1]

I knew the line as soon as she said “particular set of skills” 🤣🤣

[@jennifercampbell2512]

yes

[@Lily-zo5js]

Lol... I didn’t know either. I’m all about the musicals not movies. I would be the same as Colleen

[@luminous_1_]

I wanted Erik to explain to her that it’s not the LINE itself that’s iconic, it’s the badass way that Liam DELIVERS the line that has made it famous.

[@amymc2257]

As soon as she started saying it, I knew it was from Taken. Very famous movie!

[@tonikretzschmann1]

I love how Colleen doesn't think the movie lines are famous but the average person who watches movies know all these quotes. Erik did a great job!

[@EllEss331]

He did do a great job. We've all seen & heard these movies. Colleen hasn't, so to her they aren't important. LOL

[@amandamartinez6124]

The monologue from Taken is so well known that I have never seen those movies but knew where it was from. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@hayleybrooks9198]

i haven't watched them and stilll know them XD

[@oneawkwardunicorn]

Coleen: "no one listening to this has heard this monologue before" Everyone listening: *knows the monologue*

[@Jolene-TheBean]

Hahaha

[@jjaimii]

I’m like Colleen I suck at movies haven’t seen many have no idea where this monologue is from. But I too know this monologue 🤣

[@PaytonElizabeth05]

@@jjaimii I’m bad at movies and I was like this sounds familiar but I don’t know where it’s from

[@jakevlogs5770]

'Cept me but I guessed the movie right. Never seen 'em or heard any scenes though. X33

[@lilJess0831]

“It’s Liam Neeson” “I’ve never heard of her.” I CACKLED

[@nicholasbrown5896]

colleen saying Snakes on a Plane and Taken are like unknown films is the hot take of the century

[@neonorange44]

It’s not even a hot take it’s just wrong 😂

[@katierodriguez1109]

"Liam Neeson.." "Never heard of her..." OMGGGG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sk8surflive13]

What's even more sad is that Liam Neeson is one of the main characters in the Les Mis movie.....Colleen should know that at least!

[@lovestories69]

Lol I love how Colleen keeps insisting that no one has heard of Taken when it’s literally a famous movie😂

[@plantdaddylady]

Erik takes being told he's wrong (when he's not) so well "Okay" Perpetually unbothered

[@MrsK8Martin]

I think the word you're looking for is "browbeaten"

[@SuperMusicalPassion1]

Colleen saying “ANYWAYYY” is exactly like how Flynn would say “OKAYYYY”

[@storytimeforgrowndups6052]

The thing that I love the most about this podcast is that the line between Colleen and Miranda is PAPER thin. Colleen arguing over movies that are or aren't well known is literally Miranda arguing with Jimmy Fallon over whether Jon Hamm is famous or not. I love it.

[@ntathatantha]

Also the way she kept saying "no offense" during that part of the podcast 🤣

[@samanthadamico5450]

Eriks face though when she imitates the Karen mom lmao

[@jennypuig]

💯

[@audreykoldys9512]

I love how Colleen who consistently proves that she knows little to nothing about many famous movies and actors has the audacity to claim that some of the most famous quotes from movies are not actually famous! 😂

[@sedonagallardo8581]

RIGHT 😂

[@KW93747]

She clearly didn’t listen to Cobra Starship back in the day 😆

[@RUDEBYRDS]

Yes! She argues everything 😆

[@annajosigmundik6231]

FACTS

[@ryleeferguson724]

OMG Colleen you are so wrong these are all so famous

[@kiricamel]

Erik just uses the"who needs to relax" part to rant about annoying people and i think he needs to relax, but also i agree every single time

[@led_5226]

hahahahahaha

[@kamsm.2556]

Erik in general seems super annoyed and bitter about life on general and I still don’t get it 😭 not like bad bitter but like maybe he was pushed around a lot as a kid bitter I can’t describe it but he’s still such a vibe it’s weird

[@breannaxoxo1]

i love when colleen doesn’t know something she automatically thinks it wasn’t real/didn’t happen 😂😂

[@tinadltbeauty9960]

“Taken” is iconic. As soon as Colleen started the monologue, I knew right away it was from the movie Taken. You seriously need to watch all 3 but, the first one was the best.

[@natalied7518]

“Never heard of her” COLLEEN HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW TAKEN ?!?? I CANT KEEP DEFENDING YOU😭🤌🏻

[@cocomidnight]

While Colleen was talking about how nobody knows Taken I could feel in Erik’s tone that he could not wait for the comments section to prove her wrong 😂

[@neonorange44]

I hope they address it next time 😂

[@TraceFaceTV]

We wanted to hear about the firsts of Erik and Colleen’s relationship - like the first time they kissed each other, the first time they went on a date with each other, the first time they said they loved each other, when they first established they were a couple, etc. But this was still an interesting episode! I just wanna know more about their relationship

[@virginiaburton4268]

They know this they did this on purpose as a play on expectations...its clickbait not a bad thing just being honest

[@its_sigh9545]

@@virginiaburton4268 Yeah they knew lol Colleen was literally like “we get asked these questions all the time!” and then didn’t answer them LOL

[@misscrackwood]

Probably because they want to keep these magical special moments between the two of them :) The first moments of a flourishing relationship are so intimate and special, not necessarily something you want to share with the world when you already share so much! I highly respect that!

[@VioletOwl89]

@@misscrackwood Or it’s probably because she was married at the time.

[@misscrackwood]

@@VioletOwl89 no matter the reasons, it's not our story, it's theirs, and if they want to keep it for themselves, they have every right to do so :) Wanting to know all these details seems pretty voyeuristic to me. If they don't want to talk about it, they don't have to!

[@caseyyy2325]

i’m CRYING watching colleen try to set up the scene for Taken completely wrong 😂 anyone else?? also Erik, please make sure she watches this movie at some point in the near future because it is in fact quite famous 😅

[@coureypie3090]

-everyone asking for colleen and erik's firsts TOGETHER- (first kiss, first date, etc) -colleen trolls everyone by making it first literally anything else ever- 😂 I love it

[@mamanmia]

I love how Colleen admits to not knowing movies or actors yet will argue with passion about whether or not a movie is famous 😂 All those movies and lines are famous

[@saima5324]

Exactly! That is a Scorpio and we love it and love her! haha

[@jadepele2679]

i could feel the pain that Erik felt when Colleen was talking about the line from Taken

[@LeCyanMan]

*Colleen not knowing famous movies* *Erik choosing famous movie quotes most everyone knowns* Colleen: I don't think these are famous

[@sitagoldstein8802]

😂 I love them so much

[@salmen22]

❤️

[@zozoeliza]

girl we wanted yours and eriks firsts together not every other first in the world 😂❤️

[@katherine7444]

She was married when they started dating so she cant really talk about that

[@hart92]

@@katherine7444 um she got divorced in 2016 and they started dating in 2018.....and got married in 2018

[@ryley338]

@@hart92 It’s pretty obvious they started messing around when she was still married though.

[@alexis-if1rf]

The story of Laika, the first dog to go to space, is actually extremely sad and cruel. I looked into it the other day. She was sent alone in a loud, cramped, over heated space, with one meal. I can’t imagine how scared and confused she must have been

[@treebles]

ah, poor pup. i was wondering. thanks for sharing so i didnt waste my time reading such a horrible story. i get it, we needed to go to space, but why put an animal in there. so sad! 💔

[@samanthacollingwood8513]

The one meal had the poison to euthanize her in space. She ended up dying before that happened because she overheated.

[@rominavinas5338]

I’m picturing Liam Neeson as a Karen mom, I’m dead 😂. It is, indeed, a very famous movie.

[@Annadrvh]

LOL

[@salmen22]

❤️

[@salmen22]

@@Annadrvh ❤️

[@annajosigmundik6231]

Complete opposite of a Karen mom😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@micaelavinas]

omg you go girl

[@Swillies0813]

Colleen knowing absolutely nothing about movies is already enraging enough but then arguing that no one knows the movies and quotes makes me want to hysterically scream omfg I don’t know how Eric deals with this lol

[@kz689]

Probably the same way she handles him saying her name wrong and arguing that it's not a legitimate pronunciation lol

[@haydenkorf5221]

he probably deals with it because they love each other. also i don't think they have to "deal with it". It's not that big of a deal it's just movies and stuff. pls calm down

[@Swillies0813]

@@haydenkorf5221 It was a joke honey stop taking things so seriously. Go outside and touch some grass.

[@neonorange44]

@@kz689 lmao because it’s not

[@kz689]

@@neonorange44 yes it is. My Grandmother, Great Grandmother and cousins (from France) are all named Colleen and that's the normal pronunciation. Just because there are other pronunciations doesn't invalidate hers. It's HER name.

[@lindenhatton4397]

Taken is an incredibly famous movie, and the #1 reason my dad wouldn’t let me travel abroad without a full entourage. 😂😂

[@halahalahala2015]

I agree with your dad

[@Mirmir.0]

Colleen: Literally no one knows this monologue Everyone: *mouthing along while she reads it*

[@Cherry.delight]

Erik's patience is INCREDIBLE!! love him love yall wow

[@drdarian]

Sorry Colleen. That “Taken” monologue is iconic.

[@rach2.2]

I’m pretty sure when people ask Colleen to talk about her first kiss and date they mean her and Erik’s firsts, haha. But this was fun too. =)

[@sierraaldulaimi283]

I was about to comment the same thing!!

[@amandae8181]

I'm sure she knew that too, but considering the way that people analyzed her and Erik's relationship at the very beginning, I wouldn't want to get into that kind of thing either. :P

[@MegAnderson24]

@@amandae8181 bc she was married already when they met so

[@amandae8181]

@@MegAnderson24 I know, and I'm not going to speculate about when their romantic relationship started. But plenty of people would use any detail of their "firsts" that they give to try to figure shit out, so I understand why they would want to avoid that subject entirely.

[@amjj8218]

Colleen: “this is not a famous movie” Everyone else: “........”

[@EscapeReality94]

Ive never seen taken before but AS SOON AS she said, “I don’t know who you are” I instantly knew it was from that movie just from all the memes and parodies over the years haha

[@brittanylaine_]

Watching this after Colleen announced her pregnancy and the fact that she was craving popcorn and then mini powdered doughnuts lol love it

[@kelisharichardson8900]

Erik : "I was cool, but i was shy." .........Totally makes me think of Patrick in Haters back off.

[@brooklyn.e.ingram]

This is kind criticism - truly I love you guys and this is not hate! I just wish you guys would talk about deeper topics, to REALLY get to know you better. A lot of the things Colleen says in the pod, for example, are things she’s already mentioned in various videos or vlogs. I think many would love to hear about some more serious topics - a newer side to you. For example, talk about the pitfalls of your religious childhood and how it affected you. Talk about heartbreaks, advice for young people. Talk about when you guys first started to fall in love, and why. I feel like this podcast could be a place to really be yourself or talk more deeply or explicitly about your real-life experiences. All the best, love the pod, and sending love ❤️

[@danicarli8412]

Man, I feel Erik given how painful it was to watch Colleen not only not recognize famous movie quotes, but debate whether that movie is famous enough. It would be hilarious if Erik really educated Flynn on movies just so that the two of them can playfully gang up on Colleen about her lack of film knowledge.

[@darceyhaynes968]

Oh my god Colleen not knowing any of this films but especially Taken is fricken GOLDDD

[@HHsweety]

They need to make a video where Colleen sits down and watches all of these movies and reacts to the most famous parts 😂

[@CheyenneWill]

My blood pressure is through the roof. Not me getting MAD that Colleen is so confident about movies when she’s seen no movies 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ like I’m sorry Colleen, but I’m angry 😂

[@Faith-Ireland]

I now understand why Erik goes insane with how uncultured Colleen is with movies that are known by just about every soul who is with the times 😭 Bless her heart for not wasting her time 😂♥️

[@chrisvalverde7728]

“ We now file taxes together how about that “ 😂😂

[@victorriasaldana7286]

Colleen: “Liam Neeson? Never heard of her.” 😂😂😂 I DIED. This in fact is a very famous line.

[@misscrackwood]

Why am I so excited that the first foreign place Erik ever visited is my hometown Montreal x) These podcasts keep lasting longer and longer and I'm here for it :D

[@coratuttobene4806]

It’s so interesting to hear all these stories of things your parents didn’t allow you to do, but in videos your mom seems so sweet and chill haha

[@saraashburn8845]

I’m about to scream at Colleen because she keeps saying the movies aren’t famous 😩😩😩😩😩😩 Colleen, ALL of those movies and quotes are hella famous

[@beyedoc]

When Colleen said, "Who's that? I've never heard of her" about Liam Neeson I spit my drink out laughing so hard!!! And this quote is very famous and used in tons of memes 😂

[@jenniferjeffries83]

Taken is one of my favorite movies! Colleen, you need to relax... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jolene-TheBean]

Literally having an asthma attack laughing “Liam Neeson- I never heard of her” so funny!

[@AnnaPenaMusic]

Can you pleeeeeeease go into more detail about the beginning of your relationship? YALLS first date together, first kiss, how you went from friends to dating etc...???

[@approx4ft]

@@jamiel264 who hurt you

[@cattbutt7758]

@@jamiel264 your parents for sure dont love you lol

[@hxneyedbellsss]

@@jamiel264 are you okay?

[@atopdesign4683]

OMG!!! I feel for Erik sooooo much. It is so painful listening to Colleen talk about movies (kind of) and insists people do not know the movie bc she doesn’t. I understand it’s a game but you gotta relax girl.

[@theagarcia2227]

i just love how erik lets colleen talk and pay attention and understands her and laugh with her and complete her thoughts THAT'S REAL LOVE 🥺❤

[@cheyennegirmscheid]

Colleen: I don't like watching movies. I know nothing about movies. Also Colleen: *insists no one else could possibly know these movie quotes because she's never heard of them, like a true movie expert* 🤣

[@seanbaby7796]

Colleen, I love you so much, really! But the movie segment quiz part is just... I cannot! I JUST CANTTT

[@evanhoge2065]

The lacrosse conversation made me actually laugh out loud. When Colleen said “Is this something people actually do” and Erik said “yep” I died.

[@kelsey1014]

Same the way he said it he was like yyyup

[@Zopat1]

@@kelsey1014 qqqqqq lol pop

[@harmonysunshine61664]

I know.. and making STATE is such a thing.. she did not recognize his stunning accomplishment.

[@emilyannaortiz1724]

24:26 When they’re talking about Liam Neeson in the movie TAKEN... “Who’s that? I’ve never heard of her.” -Colleen All I could think of when she said that was the State Farm Commercial; “She sounds hideous!” “Well she’s a guy so..” 😂😂

[@cassondrarohrbach7535]

This comment needs more likes 😂😂 that is great

[@elenaflynn3748]

I like how she mockingly said “all these gen z kids are trying so hard to act like they’re 2000s kids” when in reality gen z started in 1997...so a lot of them literally are 2000s kids. She was a teenager in the 2000s.

[@meganmcleod6152]

lmao

[@ManuelLopez-nr9yv]

I was born in ‘05!

[@lorelaimarr7890]

Thank you so so so much for choosing my theme song! I worked hard on it and I am literally shaking that you put it in! Ilysm! This made my day! Thank you!

[@karinamaree18]

Colleen is literally so iconic to the point where she doesn’t know iconic monologues. She doesn’t need the other stars. Because she’s a star lmao 🥰❤️😂

[@soulcurls4146]

I love Colleen's alternative reality where no one has heard of 'Snakes on a Plane' and nobody knows the Liam Neeson 'Taken' monologue. Colleen, your conviction is touching...or something.

[@HolyBeezus0411]

The movie things are kind of frustrating because of how little colleen knows but then argues about it lmaooo

[@SoupSpan]

Ikr 😂

[@amelia_rose_333]

I agree. I literally watch everything Colleen and listen to every podcast and this was the first time I actually got annoyed. I almost skipped forward. I don’t care that she’s clueless... but like, you know nothing about movies and yet you’re seriously arguing with your husband (who is an actor and avid movie watcher) ? What’s the point? Choose your battles. Arguing something you know nothing about seems like a total waste of their time and ours.

[@ariella8787]

@@amelia_rose_333 they’re joking and for many people it is hilarious hearing her say Taken isn’t a known film. That’s the whole point of that section of the pod. I love movies, and I love Colleen and I personally laugh my ass off at their banter, but do you! 🧡🧡

[@mjgray192]

@@amelia_rose_333 she was playing it up for laughs

[@rhettmitchell]

@@amelia_rose_333 she did it for the laughs though. Yeah she didn’t know anything about any of the movies but she was just hamming it up after that

[@roswellrobin]

Colleen: admits to knowing nothing about movies. Also Colleen: Argues with Eric about whether or not movies are well known. THAT TAKEN LINE IS ICONIC.

[@drinamcfarlane136]

The fact that Colleen can tell when Erik is lying says that they know each other so well considering that Erik is a professional actor

[@cxnbear2343]

demi goes by they/them now if anyone its watching this in the future

[@Ch4rmanderrr]

How long cause I’m catching up on podcasts and I thought it had been awhile since Demi officially changed their pronouns like before the vid correct me if I’m wrong

[@cxnbear2343]

@@Ch4rmanderrr no they didnt come out until after this podcast, im just letting people know for if they are watching in the future (rn)

[@vhartson]

I'm glad I saw this comment bc I was so confused as to why Colleen was misgendering Demi, as that's very unlike her. I didn't realize they came out about a month after this was posted!

[@kerrydrinkuth0216]

Little disappointed they didn’t talk about their first date, kiss, etc!

[@katelynedelson7370]

was hoping they were going to share some of the beginning of their love story when I saw the title

[@alexandriaedwards10]

Colleen saying famous movie quotes aren’t famous and then also not knowing the actors is just prime Colleen 🤣

[@Cutiepenguin42]

The fact that Colleen said her first crush was Gene Kelly really confirms her obsession with musical theater.

[@ballsc7340]

Literally just went back to the Taken monologue and argument to show my husband bc he loves Taken and I knew he would die laughing at Colleens insistence it’s not famous.

[@laurawithnou]

You can literally count the times you can actually see erik's brain hurt lololol

[@Kayleecarmel]

Only Colleen could make a monologue from Taken sound like Bella from Twilight 💀🤣 this is amazing.

[@savannahgonzales9600]

I literally felt like yelling at the phone every time Colleen says “this is not a famous line or movie or monologue!” Lol 😅😅 GIRL you’re stressing me out

[@asp3ct711]

Congratulations on the pregnancy Colleen!! Hope your family is safe in this quarantine!❤️

[@MsCottoncandylover15]

My dad got a gold medal in 1996! It’s definitely heavy but not as heavy as you’d think and he had told me that too so I can back that one up! Thank you guys for making my days with these video podcasts, they really bring me out of a funk💜

[@kaylabeauty123]

I thought you guys were gonna talk about your guys’ first date with each other!! you should do that!

[@linseylouwho]

We may need Rachel to come on and share “the rest of the story” for the parts of Colleen’s stories she can’t remember. 😂❤️

[@Katie-hw7is]

Can we acknowledge and admire the fact that Erik always has something to drink every podcast

[@mama2kittyfubb]

liquid courage

[@sngray11]

I knew every single one of the movie quotes. And yes, the monologue from Taken is a very well known Liam Neeson quote from that film. ☺️

[@haileehale4237]

I love how Colleen says “who is that” and “I’ve never heard of that” every time...kills me!!

[@cube1666]

I know propably Colleen won't see this, but I'm so grateful for you. I suffer from severe depression, Im not able to get out of the bed, but your videos and positive vibes that you and your whole family are spreading just keeps me alive. Love you so much you won't even believe

[@danyellsherburne5360]

I wish we could all sit and watch Taken with Colleen, then the ENTIRE comment section can collectively say this monolog verbatim. She would probably still say we were crazy and this is NOT a famous quote hahaha 😆😉😜

[@myahmoo2012]

Hearing Colleen say there is no way this is a famous movie makes me want to throw my phone across room!

[@TheKrissyann67]

Holy cow. Taken is one of the best movies ever! One of the most iconic dialogue from a movie! That smooth and deadly threat from The one and only Liam neeson

[@evelynmartinezdominguez1746]

I love hearing the Broadcast while doing homework because it’s very relaxing and funny

[@paigecarey9674]

I think by "yalls firsts" everybody wanted to hear the firsts about yalls relationship! Yalls first kiss, first date, how you fell in love kinda stuff lol

[@Ella-ok3lh]

I think it's cause she was married at the time of their firsts. So they probably don't want to talk about that lol

[@jessicamariconda1729]

I can’t stop laughing at Erik! He’s hilarious and his reactions are spot on... Colleen: is lacrosse even a real sport? Do people even play lacrosse? Erik: aaaaaa yeah. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 I can’t...hilarious!

[@AJBeck-en2yg]

Anyone else think that they were gonna talk abt their first date together, their first kiss together, etc? Like- kinda disappointed. I love you guys though ❤️

[@NoodlePoodle1234]

Yessss exactly I kept waiting for it... very misleading 🙃

[@chrisjensen451]

They literally do talk about it. You have to watch the whole thing, or use the timestamps provided in the description

[@NoodlePoodle1234]

Chris Jensen Not with each other...

[@bekizzdelagarza96]

Mee too, but kind of expecting that. They always do that. And same, love them, but yeah... For an hour I was hoping to know more about their story... anyways

[@AJBeck-en2yg]

@@bekizzdelagarza96 right!?!?

[@CatarinaCastroBR]

"Liam Neeson? I've never heard of her." "All my hand wipers out there." OK BYE

[@beachiegirl2005]

Hahaha my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Colleen I love you so much and your lack of Entertainment knowledge cracks me up so much! The Taken quote was the cherry on top 😂

[@30nash30]

"Oh my God, I'm married to a man who wipes his anus with his fingerprints!" "Liam Neeson? I've never heard of her." Colleen's quotes of the day, April 28, 2021.😄

[@Ellie_S]

Lia*

[@oluwabunmiadeyemi120]

@@Ellie_S Lol it’s Liam

[@Ellie_S]

@@oluwabunmiadeyemi120 no, she said "Lia", bc she thought it was a girl

[@makenzienolt3840]

I’m losing it over the Taken quote and Colleens reaction 😂😂😂

[@emilyengleman6649]

Imagine Liam Neeson saying it in the way Colleen did.😂

[@msklang]

Me yelling at my screen "COLLEEEN IT IS A FAMOUS MOVIE!" lmfao

[@kstylenbeauty]

This was so good ahahaha got bless colleen she’s so cute 😂 the patience Eric has is amazing too ahah love them both

[@gretabenson2214]

The Taken quote... I knew it right away in the first two words.

[@Radlinx]

Colleen I would love your journey from super religious to being the open and accepting person you are today and how your family became to be how they are today

[@treebles]

absolutely

[@treebles]

great

[@treebles]

idea!

[@treebles]

i wanna hear this sfm too!! the difference is beautiful! one of my fav queens of all time i found out about through her! PLEASE COLLEEN, TALK ABOUT THIS! also, thanks for introducing me to the fabulous toddy years ago! 💜

[@spookybarns]

In the vein of “spiritual deconstruction” like Rhett and link did

[@lynda237]

Laughing with Erik about Colleen not knowing any of these movies I’m dyinggg and lovin it🤣🤣🤣 “Taken” is well known 😂

[@mihayleclawges7317]

I just realized Flynn is literally Erik’s twin🥺

[@hatchhouseadventures]

I needed that laugh 😂 I was dying over the Taken part