Our Gamestop conspiracy theory + the future is BRIGHT | BAES 48

[@akirebara]

"As a person who's newly single"... Oh no, Ben. I'm sorry. And you seemed so happy with "Jessica" in the past months. :(

[@sabrina.bailarina]

Down with the name change but can we please bring back the intros i miss them they were art

[@benandemilshow]

Yes

[@sophiedare4670]

the long farmer's market shirt had me CRYING laughing. shout out to Ben for being the absolute realest and kindest person sitting on the sidewalk outside a Williamsburg bagel shop after the show, it meant so much and wishing you the best in the single life 🤝

[@benandemilshow]

Sophie you’re the best

[@kelsey5093]

every time Ben mentions another tens of thousands of dollars that he “lost” i just have to look off into the distance for a while in envy

[@kelsey5093]

i wish i was a good investor i’m literally on Robinhood

[@walkeryon1765]

try looking into finding a financial advisor! its not just for rich people and on average they can get you 2-3% more in annual returns than investing on your own

[@saucyruben]

@@walkeryon1765warren buffet says they’re not worth it so idk who to trust

[@kelsey5093]

@@walkeryon1765interesting… perhaps i will look into it, i genuinely thought only rich people had them lol. i kind of just want someone who can teach me how to understand everything myself/where to find all the info that will HELP me understand

[@teegee126]

@@walkeryon1765if a financial advisor ever tells you to speculate on meme stocks then fire them immediately

[@stateofchelsea]

sending love to ben fr. breakups fucking suck

[@benandemilshow]

That’s very sweet, I’m okay!

[@AV8RLUKE]

0:00 - RFK JR’s Brain Worm 6:15 - GameStop Surge 11:15 - Rocket Money Ad // Promo: BAES 13:08 - Andrew Tate’s Matrix Attack 16:40 - Roaring Kitty Theory 17:45 - Weird Nudity 24:00 - How To Ape a Fat Bag 26:22 - ChatGPT-4o Demos 43:00 - Bumble AI Dating Concierge 48:20 - Apple’s Hydraulic Press iPad Pro Ad 54:00 - Chinese EV Manufacturers

[@tuhtty]

39:22 - "It's pretty gool"

[@jesussandreas]

love how that purple tshirt now has become the show's uniform

[@slaymaster01]

as a woman its definitely uncomfortable and weird to see all the AI examples and voices are basically mimicking horny female voices like its really saying the quiet part out loud about how men in general and the men with technological power view women /: as objects to be used for their pleasure

[@ricosuave69x]

I wouldn’t say they’re horny voices at all, more like interested and excited about what you say. It’s basically the same as when a guy thinks any woman that talks to him for an extended period of time and is nice wants to date or whatever.

[@grukoin2789]

or... horny voices are more fun to listen to than non-horny voices

[@Morbid_Harry]

@@ricosuave69x I agree. I've heard the male voice too. I think they just sound so enthusiastic they sound almost flirty because of it.

[@Lottielou167]

Relax girl I think you’re looking into it a little too much. They just wanted the voice to sound animated and interesting

[@FDB-]

Episode ended like the sopranos lol

[@FDB-]

I’ve been watching since the very first episode of TM. I gotta say I love this show. I think it’s one of the very few I’ve watched every single episode of and I feel like I’ll be a lifetime supporter. Keep it up!

[@benandemilshow]

Holy shit thank you!!!

[@kelsey5093]

RFK Jr. impression within the first 4 minutes, he’ll fuckin yeah brother

[@Modizzy29]

Ben with the RFK impression in the first 5 minutes of this episode 😭🤣😭💙👑

[@kelsey5093]

would Ben still bing chilling if Emil was a worm

[@opeitsmeganlee]

The Chicago show was great fellas 🤝 my face still hurts from laughing (and cringing at Ben lol)

[@opeitsmeganlee]

Oh god rfk jr’s back

[@scoochv]

Agreed, had such a blast at the Chicago show yesterday!!

[@aliyaha4609]

I would absolutely by a "dating uh whatever" shirt, as long as on the back it just has ben with two thumbs up

[@drewbrew444]

Emil's joke about Mitch McConnell's sister law law KILLED ME holy shit

[@anrisorer]

RFK Jr has done so much for the brain worm community visibility!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!! WE ARE SOOOOOO BACK

[@SkimoStories]

Speaking of the AI thing and since you happened to come up with a loose screenplay idea Emil, here’s mine. So in a distant future where translation technology is super advanced two people get married and don’t speak each others languages for 15 years and it’s copacetic because the tech fills the language barrier. Then. Plane crash. Stranded on an island. They have to grapple with the fact that they can’t understand each other with out the tech. The AI has become a fundamental part of their relationship and without it they cannot function. The hunger and desperation turns into paranoia and isolation as they lose trust in each other, both of them realizing that they have never actually spoken to the other person, only the AI. The guy starts to think the AI was manipulating him the whole time. He tries to murder the wife, she manages to overpower him and he dies. in a thunderstorm on a cliff on the stranded island. When she awakes, bruised, starving, she sees a boat on the horizon. Rescue has come. She reenters society after months of being stranded and going through this harrowing experience , cut forward 2 years, she’s at the end of a chapel aisle in a wedding dress. Across from her, in a suit, her groom? The AI. W

[@brendanrowe6673]

Chicago show was fantastic, come back soon!!

[@benandemilshow]

thank you so much!

[@rachelrachel8583]

I am taking an edible at the beginning of the episode so that by the end, I am on the same wavelength as the boys and whatever goofiness they are gonna be spouting.

[@rachelrachel8583]

Update: My hubris got the better of me. I'll spare you all the unnecessary details, dear reader, but suffice it to say I overdid it. I felt its effects way earlier than usual-- a bad sign, but I was chilling, enjoying my favorite podcast. The sensation grew, and soon, the beautiful May day I was soaking up in my hammock turned into a world of- what I could only really describe as an all-seeing-ring-doorbell-psyop hell. I have not experienced this level of tweak since junior year of high school. I became convinced that all the ring doorbells of neighboring houses were capturing my strange behavior and that some type of authority would be on its way. In reality that is impossible there are no ring doorbells pointed into my backyard, and the "insane" behavior i though i was displaying was really just a person laying in a hammock. With the backyard no longer being safe, I retreated to my bedroom. I was still trying to consume the podcast to soothe/ground me but to no avail. I did not absorb anything past the 30-minute mark cause I was too concerned with the ocean I was at the bottom of. There was intense pressure on my chest and eyes, and I had to keep them closed to avoid seeing unsightly deep sea creatures. Oh, and a lovely side of "what the fuck am I doing with my life" spiral with my deep sea exploration. In a brave and technologically groundbreaking maneuver, I found my phone at the bottom of the ocean and managed to call my boyfriend. He came over and after some hushed conversation, because i kept reminding him to whisper cause "they" were listening, it had been concluded that my house had become too evil and he took me back to his place. I spent the rest of my trip passed out on his couch. Woke up still a little high the next morning. At the end of it all, I think the roles really reversed here. I think the boys needed to get on MY level.

[@pungpoo]

Ben reinventing the ChrisChan dating sign, on a shirt and walking around the farmers market

[@Misty_Mizu]

ben is probably huge

[@JonathonToon]

weird ending?

[@benandemilshow]

I said something naughty

[@grug_g]

​@@benandemilshow cmon you can say it in the comments for us, I won't tell

[@FlameSaber34]

I held onto to AMC all the way to -99%, after the jump I finally got back to -97%!!!! (Not a joke)

[@laursen_111]

Where is the chain Emil promised to get Ben in NY, i wanna see my dawg dripped out

[@connormacneil6138]

I haven't seen an episode end this suddenly and randomly since the Sopranos series finale.

[@benatkinson7522]

I’m glad that Dan can appreciate a big dude. They are fun!

[@Matt_LaLuz]

Still crying I couldn’t make it to the Chicago show last night 😭 Pleeeeeease come back here again on a weekend 🙏🏽

[@mykasiabostic9592]

Aghhhh they mentioned my fave black mirror episode !!!! ‘hang the DJ’ is the BEST one

[@timebaby2]

good episode for dylanheads everywhere RAHHHH DYLAN 👹👹👹👹🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👏👏

[@laurabaxter1995]

Dylanheads unite

[@mattH3ew]

🍓🍒 *NEW B&E!* 🍉🍍

[@ArmanZaidi]

not gonna cap, this podcast needs chapters

[@benandemilshow]

We add em next day usually

[@MattyP650]

Nobody cares brah

[@coryjones7236]

Much like other Chinese products these cars are extremely feature driven. But in practical use then never feel or perform like a luxury product should. Even at that price point the product needs to last and be maintained. They get around the maintenance issue (of them having no physical locations here) by simply claiming these have much less maintenance required because they are electric… If you own a Tesla or any other EV you should know that isn’t the case.

[@ChloeAlexiss]

The episode ended so abruptly i had to replay it 3 times 😭😭

[@AirCarlos97]

I used the GPT translating thing and it’s fascinating, and will honestly be so useful for me specifically as my grandma is Spanish speaking and she can have a convert with my wife.

[@OatyMilk]

The RFK Jr. impression had me choking, its so wrong but so right

[@kingkahoonah]

Watching the GPT stuff after the recent events. Dang you guys nailed it

[@scoochv]

Was that the first official shout out of the new show?

[@jpm80]

Dan figured it the trick is to probably just to walk up to Ben and say he's HUGE

[@benandemilshow]

wow i think it was

[@princessefd]

Ben be wearing only one shirt

[@guyinshirt_]

Great outro guys!

[@Gamooch]

Thank you for talking about GPTs voice!! As a woman i am so uncomfortable with its people pleasing submissive “horny” voice. The voice really needs to be more neutral, I just see young men being like ah yes this is what a woman should be like! Its a weird stepford wife and robot, buncha coders making a weird fantasy come to life and it’s uncomfortable. I know you can change the voice but this shouldn’t be the default

[@CameronCox]

It feels more like it's talking to me like i am 5 years old and it is my babysitter, too charasmatic

[@FancyFancyFancyFancyFancyFancy]

What was clipped at the 35min mark?

[@benandemilshow]

We had a copyright strike against us

[@connorruggles8740]

The RFK impersonation is so good man

[@BoxShifterGaming]

MY FAVORITE PODCAST!!!!

[@RamblinVan]

Dude that RFK JR impression is so funny

[@LordOfDhara]

my favorite podcast! back for another week. Sheesh

[@mattH3ew]

3:27 👏🏻🇺🇸

[@Newmansos]

I just like the stock

[@jeffrey23133]

Love it

[@allysone6960]

It actually was a really cute and sweet black mirror episode

[@meese4432]

intro of the podcast was great

[@DarnelApelu]

I love the stock talk thanks boys :)

[@berkaycan601]

come back to nyc again soon! It was awesome seeing you guys.

[@HardGrant]

I appreciate that Ben is just as gullible as I am. But I also appreciate Emil for those incredulous glances.

[@chasehauser7053]

chi was great ✨ nath stans rise up!!!

[@benandemilshow]

NATH HEADS

[@extrasagrada]

Ben's back on the marketttttt

[@mguilly]

wait does ben actually not know he's AuDHD?

[@NutjobChuck]

You don’t know what you’re talking about. These signifiers mean nothing.

[@andresespinosa4531]

Can confirm Ben is huge in person

[@tess3000]

46:44 saving for myself for later, cryinggggg

[@kavinsky2]

You don't look happy, Ben!

[@FranciscoRamonMoranIII]

Wait till you get to 47 minutes

[@alex_sutton]

I want another episode with Atrioc

[@frankmccright]

34:41 Ben's reaction - samesies.

[@gezyy1008]

idk about the chinese ev part. we have byd and some other brands here in europe in my country (they r even building a factory here) sure they are good products but nothing outstanding to the lenghts the boys were talking about it. yeah the byd has a bit better quality than a tesla but its also a bit more expensive and has a bit less range. but it has a great value compared to the european ones electric vws and mercs are ass

[@jbone877]

They made it sound horny/flirtatious because this is going to be a reinforcing factor in decision making, leading to more people using it more and increasing likelihood of parasocial factors

[@aya_____7921]

Yay, something to watch while eating my fries wrap

[@R0B0WENCH]

me hanging around every farmers market in California until ben falls in love with me

[@jellyslush]

Sweetest chemistry im just beaming man

[@benandemilshow]

Thank you!!

[@theonlyever]

Y’all’ve been sleeping on this Ben vid. Different flavour in a non-comedy podcast 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnTLgpyefNV3sKMsi=6gDXmCjTSXg1rdNU

[@benandemilshow]

omg thank you lol

[@theonlyever]

@@benandemilshowI’ve been curious about your trading approach and happy to learn you focus more on simple rather than complex options strategies. Also it was great seeing you stay true Ben in such a different setting. Would you recommend scalping SPY with 2DTEs as a way to learn the basic mechanisms?

[@theonlyever]

It was great to see the true Ben in such a different setting. I was reassured to learn your trading approach is simple day/swing plays rather than complex options strategies. Would you recommend scalping SPY on the 5m chart with 2DTEs as a way to learn the ropes / graduate from long-term shareholding?

[@tanner.vandera]

Emil you don't have the real Omni GPT voice yet...

[@sebasespifer]

SMILING FRIENDS MENTIONED! 🗣🗣🗣 CHARLIE I LOVE KIDS 🗣🗣🗣

[@benandemilshow]

Whoa whoa pim

[@than217]

OKCupid: "You're a 98% match with Ben for Dating Uh Whatever the Fuck Uh Organic!"

[@dannyquinn3783]

I LOVE SMILING FRIENDS

[@michaelrogers6008]

the video analysis feature is still rolling out to plus users over the next weeks

[@Woltror]

The ending was quite sudden ^^

[@hxrold12]

Emil treats Ben like he’s a toddler who thinks he’s of adolescent age so you nod and halfway agree to get them to eventually shut up

[@jeffrey23133]

Classic episode

[@Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.]

47:15 Divorced 😮

[@Knite_el6767]

Lol hard disagree on the language front. If you're learning a language only for some kind of practical day to day communication I guess... If you're learning a language to expand your understanding of other humans and improve real abilities that you want to use, how is it any different than art or literally any activity? Why would anyone learn to paint now that AI can generate art instantly? Edit videos, create a film, etc. If you want to read Don Quixote in the original or speak to your wife's family or her in their native language, there will probably be people who want to actually know the language first hand rather than turn on an app.

[@bucketofampz]

has Emil started investing yet?

[@erinlorraine3]

what the hell is that big ass bug at 10:42 crawling up the art

[@GabbieCh]

When are you going on an European tour? Greece maybe?

[@cdw2468]

now that ben is single, can we restart the wife app?

[@Blue-vy6hq]

Does Ben only have one shirt

[@zoemccollum]

come to arizona please ben and emil

[@maczafarana8989]

Shout out to Dan, his name was Dan

[@biankabodon4122]

i cannot describe how much i hate her quirky uwu voice 😭😭

[@matthewerickson3284]

please come to seattle

[@Cardosofrankie]

💰 🐷

[@WetPaint9190]

Shout out to Dan and all but no one gets free shout outs 😡

[@LuisTheSaint]

no goodbye 😢

[@pawel8365]

You don't need ChatGPT to tell you that the King is present, that's the whole point of the fucking flag.

[@stanlna1]

bring back the cold open skits

[@pawel8365]

Watching you goofballs is half the fun.

[@Nevermore101]

I was also thinking that dudes account got hacked. And the hackers are stting up a giant pump and dump :D

[@dylan5896]

wait how tall is ben ….

[@joecota2644]

Mob mentality, groupthink is that what ben was trying to think of?

[@henk4]

Ben, who are you looking forward to seeing more of in Smiling Friends?

[@benandemilshow]

i'm a huge Glep guy

[@maricorp.449]

thinking anything made in china is quality or ethically made is crazy

[@cdw2468]

quality? probably about equal to the US given that everything is either made there already and we've eroded our regulatory state to the point of uselessness in the name of profits over the past 50 years. ethically i agree though, the working conditions there are abysmal

[@Peepeepoopoo5543]

I was also waiting for them to comment on ~why~ its so much cheaper (not that high price is indicative of good conditions) buttttt i think they also cant make every concession and represent every angle of a situation and there is a trust between viewer and creator to fill in the gaps with what we believe their values are based in what weve seen

[@maricorp.449]

@@Peepeepoopoo5543 Felt a lil shilly to me. but no foul i guess. i have my own views about chinese made products.

[@-jy6yi]

The rfk impression was rude

[@Benjosivo]

Ben is newly single ?