Our New Favorite Conspiracy Theorist | Sad Boyz

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

Oh hey, that's our map(the giant flat earth map with two extra rings). We ain't flat earthers, we're actually just worldbuilders! Our map simply get's stolen by flat earthers lol(chunkybats being the most egregious example) I've been working on the setting for about a year now and it's actually a blast, having more land let's us come up with tons of new countries and places with unique cultures. We actually eventually plan on making a TTRPG about this map if you're interested

[@dudeist_priest]

That map would be a cool campaign setting

[@grrwyz]

omg?? that's so cool :DDDDD

[@ari_chase]

yes, can back this up!!! server is currently run by my best friend (tiffinstorm), and built on an entirely fictional basis - the creators of the map itself do not believe in its contents lol

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

@@ari_chase Oh yeah, I remember you in the server! Tiff's personal moral support lol.

[@hannahmurphy6194]

That's CRAZY

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT “FLAT EATHER” MAP! It’s just a fantasy map someone made in their free time. Sucks it’s being used by that conspiracy theorist EDIT: HOLY SHIT LITERALLY ONE OF THE TOP COMMENTS ON THE ORIGINAL REDDIT POST IS “I expect a tiktok video of a conspiracy guy actually using your map and claiming it proves the ice wall” they predicted it!!

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

Chunkybats is our bane... we'll have to defeat him to claim our rightful place at the top

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

We must surpass chunkybats to reclaim our map from him and reach peak fiction. We will make the most insane fictional setting possible and he will not stop us by getting millions more views than the original

[@cynicismIncarnate]

The thing is that flat earth maps have historically used ice walls (to keep the water in????) so that's not a shock lmao

[@chada4806]

Predicted, or inspired?

[@name_not_found]

wait till that guy discovers the series of medieval paintings featuring knights fighting giant snails

[@kcat26]

the what

[@mossimer2065]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@kcat26the series of midieval paintings featuring knights fighting giant snails

[@donutcat5535]

Or many other past paintings that aren’t accurate to real life. Fantasy as a concept has likely been around for a LONG time.

[@SpydrXIII]

or grotesques from illuminated manuscripts.

[@sapphireaurora9634]

How much do you think that was like the equivalent of two college students making those to prank future generations. I know they exist but I'm not that familiar with the history of them so I'm probably wrong. But imagine if I'm right

[@noratsuki42]

Why is everyone suddenly talking about conspiracy theorists?! This goes all the way to the top, I'm sure!

[@otisagnew]

Right

[@gardenhoe6946]

Right? Personally i love it

[@StellaHofmeyr]

Yeah, sad boys, film cooper AND kurtis

[@manda5111]

Omg right!! Love it though!!!

[@MonkeykingJack]

@@StellaHofmeyrand oompaville ,funky frog

[@karmajester6504]

The whole Amelia Earhart thing gets to me because even if it wasn’t Amelia on the radio, it was still someone. Somebody was begging for help and the people whose JOB is to help, didn’t??

[@pepaigea]

'murica

[@scrappydudes1783]

​@@pepaigeaGoogle auto-translated this to "you kill" 😭😭

[@cincqued]

I have a conspiracy theory: Jordan is slowly turning into a wizard

[@emmsabbidge2612]

Next episode he’s gonna have a cloak and speak vaguely about his escapades with a ragtag group of adventurers

[@firelordoregano5632]

someone stop him before he starts pondering orbs

[@cynicismIncarnate]

When Jordan turns full wizard or whatever they should get Gandalf on the pod

[@KwakyWacky]

It's the cowboy to wizard pipeline :(

[@homunculusgrey2921]

Jordan the SLAY

[@thefrostyslime]

Classically trained singer here: Ariana's voice switching is a legit method for preserving your singing voice. Does sound goofy tho lol.

[@Red-qr8qf]

your accent suddenly appearing in full force when u get mad is so real i get pissed off and turn into a maritime stereotype like where did that come from

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Avast ye!!

[@hollownix]

For real. Lose at a videogame and start sounding like if Steve Irwin was a sailor. "Nahh you're takin the FAHKEN piss mate"

[@ScottCalvinsClause]

My Midwestern slips out, not when I'm upset but when I see someone I haven't seen in a while (regardless of where they are from) . "ou, hey, buddy! How ya ben? Yah, good ta-see-yah!"

[@MelissaThompson432]

I don't even know what my "real" accent is. I was raised in Florida by Southern parents, so I spoke both Alabama and Michigan from early childhood.... Idk if Florida still sounds like Michigan, but it did then.... I do know that if I'm highly irritated, I get REALLY LOUD, but if I'm _angry,_ I get veryveryquiet....

[@NightRainPanda]

I start swearing in French. Which is odd, because I don't speak French much outside of work.

[@allicuddles]

My husband and I are both AuDHD. Part of this is that we mimick the people around us in tone and vocabulary. We have to be careful or we'll end up mirroring each other until we're speaking in really odd voices and people stare, haha.

[@Sandstimes]

I struggle with it too, the worst is when I'm speaking to someone with another accent and I have to actively try to not accidentally look like a xenophobic asshat lmao

[@allicuddles]

@@Sandstimes I'm glad to know someone shares this struggle.

[@emisformaker]

Same here. My brain loves a bit of echolalia, so I sometimes repeat words, phrases or sounds around me, either to manage stress or because the noise tickles my brain. Before I knew I was autistic, I never knew why my brain would get 'stuck' in an accent. The best way I can describe it is that it's like getting a song in your head, except it's a set of phonemes, so there are times when I cannot form my 'natural' phonemes without effort because a different set is stuck in there.

[@clintlaroux]

weird thing i’ve noticed about myself is topic specific mimicking, like i read pokémon related stuff aloud like the pokémon guy. i work at a school. it happens more often than you’d think

[@littleflick]

THIS!

[@miadruckrey8629]

Jordan gives off exact energy of a cat person who still loves dogs almost as much

[@nicematerial]

Weirdly specific but completely accurate

[@abbywolffe4114]

The awe and confusion with which Jordan said "what's tapioca" sent me into orbit

[@willhegg2427]

The conspiracy theory that gets me is the people afraid of 15 minute cities, believing that they are going to be unable to leave the 15minute cities and being government mandated to stay in those zones, starving to death etc

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

The degree to which people can be afraid of even the most obviously beneficial change is staggering

[@marogmartz]

It's really funny considering a lot of small towns are 15 minute "cities" just in a smaller scale. It used to be the norm and nothing scary happened

[@win_jayden]

Yeah I have no clue why people are saying that. Even the Paris concept of the 15 minute city isn’t mandating anything restrictive, if anything it’s advocating for more choice/freedom. There are legit criticisms to the 15-minute city that are valid and we can have great discussions about it. But a lot of conspiracies exist to derail discussions for progress. It’s annoying and outright disheartening. But we fight and fight

[@franjkav]

This broke my brain when I first heard about it. My dad brought it up. Funny how he didn’t seem to consider how trapped I feel almost everywhere I’ve lived because I don’t drive. Seattle and SF were manageable at least

[@Leo.Galhardo]

Whats 15minute city? Sorry I'm not from the US

[@morningboy_]

to me jordan seems like the type of guy to get a really fancy cat like a mainecoon or something and give it sweaters

[@_Kuma_]

Or a sphynx with little clothes

[@mariya_tortilla]

AWWWW 🥹

[@beththebubbly69]

or an oriental shorthair tbh funky dudes

[@someth1ngb3tter]

Still waiting for the "I'm Jarvis" "I'm Johnson" intro

[@anegginthesetryingtimes7636]

This comment is a free premium channel, that is free. It is, it is free

[@headintheclouds4571]

I think about this every time. One day, one day.

[@coralieleduc8251]

omg are you the one who commented about this a few weeks ago? Since I read that I expect it EVERY. TIME.

[@beans9288]

I’m inevitably gonna call him Jarvis Jordan, with his good friend Johnson at some point. Not even on purpose

[@someth1ngb3tter]

​@@coralieleduc8251 I'm not! I've always thought that for some reason, but I thought I was the only one untill someone commented that a while ago, I'm glad I'm not alone lmaooo

[@virgilhawkins3390]

Hey, former vet tech here with explaination and advice. We had a lot of problems with people trying to get Ivermectin from us and had to change our prescription policy as well. There are also people who try to snag controlled substances through pet prescriptions. The trick though is that you can request a written prescription anytime. You don't need to get it from a vet office. They might tell you things like "we can't guarantee the ones you get elsewhere are legitimate" on behalf of corporate pressure, but they'll give you the written one and you can get that to chewy. However it is absolutely stupid that these are behind this dumb paywall. You're right, there is no medicine in it. It's just like if you were gluten intolerant and a doctor needed to sign off on your keto meals. It's stupid.

[@internetfox]

6:20 I think the phrase she's looking for is sympathetic linguistic convergence, where you (subconsciously) take on features (accent especially, also tone and vocabulary) of those you talk to frequently.

[@themadmanchannel9036]

Thank you. I was - unsuccessfully - trying to google what the name of the phenomenon was.

[@Reilia_]

One more relevant thing to add to the discourse about voice switching, I think a lot of it can also be quite related to transphobia, or just general stuff in general, like Anastasia said. As a transfemme, working on my voice really forced me to come to terms with that, where I've landed, I really don't think there is a "real" voice. As you were talking about, it's always adjusted consciously or not. It honestly upsets me when trans people talk about their old voice as "real" voice. My masc voice was not any more real than my fem is now. If I try to talk like that anymore I genuinely do not recognize myself and it feels horrible. And obviously, this is me adjusting to fit who I was and wanted to be with an active change, but the same thing can really apply to any type of voice change. People are able to change their voice, and how they naturally speak, it just is possible and people don't realize it. The voice you feel most comfortable in is your most "real" voice

[@lunanight4806]

I agree, my voice defaults to a somewhat deeper one and it makes my super uncomfortable even though its not that deep.

[@imrastar7055]

I feel similarly. As someone who’s transmasc and started talking lower to help voice dysphoria before going on testosterone, it really bothers me when people make fun of someone for changing their voice. Even if they are deliberately changing it, maybe they just like it better? I don’t see what’s wrong with using your voice to present yourself in whatever way you want just like you would with clothes or hair. I get why people might find it odd or be surprised at first since a lot of times we use someone’s voice to identify/recognize them, but someone’s voice isn’t set in stone and will shift naturally in different contexts a lot anyway, like customer service voice, so I wish it wasn’t as big of a deal as people tend to make it.

[@robo7643]

​@@imrastar7055 I've been on T for a couple years and I do tend to speak lower in public but also I still can revert to high pitched customer service voice I grew up doing 😅 and it depends if my voice is tired. I can't talk low without also speaking with a vocal fry and that feels like it works out my vocal chords more

[@elicarson6134]

before i realized im transmasc i used to imitate my older male cousin’s deeper voice because i thought it was “cool” so …

[@randy3639]

omg I'm so glad you mentioned the transphobic aspect to it, bcs it really disproportionately affects transfem people (from what I've noticed.) In online spaces I've seen fans of ppl who use fem presenting avatars (mainly vtubers) have this weird in-joke where they claim that they want to hear the person's "real voice" and expose that they're like, a dude acting as a cute anime girl or whatever. It always rubs me off in the wrong way bcs at the end of the day, that doesn't change the persona herself. why are we so obsessed with "exposing" people for what they sound like behind the screen if all it does is make everyone involved uncomfortable? (a bit of a rhetorical question, ik its bcs ppl just wanna feel entitled to their theories & have transphobic rhetoric they don't feel like unpacking.)

[@rachelfgonzales]

15:06 about Dipper: Chewy accepts images or pdf’s of your scripts. You should be able to get a physical copy of your prescription from your vet even if they say they changed their policy about purchasing through them, you still have a right to his script. You may also be able to also be able to view it if your vet has an app or a patient portal kind of thing. I have pets and I get the frustration.

[@cameron2836]

Jordan seems like the most "owns a cat" person ever imo He also just gives the energy of a tortie cat, so

[@d0rm4ntp4st3]

misread tortie cat as turtle and tbh that too i think

[@cameron2836]

@@d0rm4ntp4st3 you're absolutely correct

[@kait.theidiot]

really obsessed with how i’ve seen like 3 comments in this same vein so far, excited to see what part of the video this related to

[@millystars]

jordan is so tortoise core idk how to explain it

[@cameron2836]

@@millystars you're right

[@adobecult]

"[louis armstrong voice] is there a hobbit in my cave?" has me dying

[@ValerieKnight-oj5sq]

Hi, I'm an ancient vampire who has traveled the worlds and actually I'm sorry to tell you, but the ice wall theory is correct. We aren't really supposed to talk about it, because the government wants to keep the magic to themselves, but it's completely real. I used to chill in Asgard with Thor and Odin. But they kicked me out because I did the "got your nose" trick on them.

[@mimmismith3719]

I'm actually like so terrible at knowing when people have low or high voice registers so jarvis pulling out the deep base notes was craaaaazy

[@firelordoregano5632]

the ariana grande thing is so ridiculously unremarkable. the pitch of my voice shifts unconsciously on the daily depending on whether i'm speaking to family, friends, or wendy's drive thru employee

[@aurifulgore]

Also, people who are really vocally skilled can change a lot about their voices further than ohh they sing gud. I notice a lot of voice actors (legit voice actors, not just celebs in animated movies) can usually sing pretty well.

[@teejaykaye]

I feel like it’s especially a girl thing. Like basically every girl I’ve ever known pitches their voice up in certain contexts - especially jobs - and then when they’re just chilling out and with friends their voices drop down. Idk I just feel like I notice it more than with guys

[@firelordoregano5632]

@@teejaykaye literally trying to unlearn this as a transmasc

[@3starsburningbright]

@@teejaykaye weirdly enough ive always done the opposite, when i was a child it took a bit to grow out of doing a baby voice but after that i’ve had the issue of deepening my voice when i speak (especially around certain people/strangers) which means whenever i have an actual conversation my throat hurts afterwards. i dont really know why i do it or when it started except i did have insecurity around how high my voice is for a bit so maybe it developed subconsciously as a way to mask it

[@skylerclyne6542]

When I was younger and worked retail my voice would jump up at least a 5th, it’s still the voice I use when approaching most customer service jobs too just out of habit. But now that i work in a field that’s dominated by real blue collar “man’s man” types I keep mine shifted low, to the point where I’ve been called “sir” on occasion lol. (My southern accent also comes out more when I’m speaking to someone else with one)

[@VillaFanDan92]

That little anecdote of Hades making Jordan go full west country made me laugh

[@emisformaker]

Someone better ask him were his combine harvester is

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Ariana Grande changes her voice a lot, this is probably the least questionable one shes started doing? The most is def her blaccent era

[@hitopstl]

15:00 my family's dog got Cushing's disease, he drank a lot of water. It is an adrenal gland issue. I would recommend looking into it if you see this, Jarvis. Good luck

[@cutiepeel]

Jordan, you are the epitome of Cat Guy energy, don't let the haters tell you any different

[@chenwingsee]

I cannot wait to hear Jarvis' Kendrick concert reaction now that we've seen it LMAO

[@colleena6671]

Yes!

[@Unfortunately_alive]

Jarvis, your description of Dipper’s symptoms sounds almost identical to my dog. Not to diagnose your dog online but Addison’s disease usually doesn’t present in male dogs so they don’t test for it

[@awvee]

Jordan is in his 70s disco man era

[@Kazutoification]

The whole problem with the incel community is that their celibacy is involuntary. One of the reasons why many incel men hate women is because incel men feel like the feminist movement and the growing independence of women have 'allowed' women to have 'standards'. And a lot of this hatred stems from the harmful ideology from the right-wing.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

The problem with incels is themsels

[@ruminationstation4200]

​@@1WEareBUFO1If you asked a therapist to write down maladaptive thought processes and tendencies that limit personal growth & hurt connections with other, the overlap with incels would genuinely be like 80%. It's crazy how what defines them is literally just being foundationally dysfunctional people who have chosen to externalize their problems while avoiding therapy, then doing a surprise Pikachu that strategy isn't working for them yet doubling down anyway.

[@baintreachas]

MGTOW is voluntary and they’re potentially worse

[@JasminMiettunen]

It’s just not involuntary though, I've seen so many examples of incels complaining about how only “ugly or fat” women approach them, they could easily stop their celibacy. They complain about how the hot girls only want hot guys, when they’re just as shallow.

[@MrGoldfish8]

We don't have healthcare for pets here in Australia either. My mum's dog recently spent a few days in the vet because he got poisoned, and we had to spend thousands for it.

[@zawwnypow5813]

Hope your baby feels better ❤

[@abigailbliss9342]

Hi Jarvis, as someone who works in vet med, I just wanted to give some insight on the food situation. They most likely stopped providing authorization for outside pharmacies because companies like Chewy are a nightmare to deal with for the staff. A huge chunk of our time is spent signing off on these prescriptions and sending them back, and Chewy in particular is notorious for being very hard to work with. For example they will tell the owner they’ve waiting on us for approval, but they never actually sent it to us in the first place. Or if we actually do receive it and send the approval back to them, it mysteriously gets lost and they keep sending new requests for things we already approved. Which results in frustrated clients not getting their prescriptions in a timely manner, and the vet staff wasting a bunch of time trying to troubleshoot issues with the online pharmacy. Your vet definitely should have given you a heads up that their policy was changing, but unfortunately it’s just not sustainable for a lot of clinics to work with online pharmacies anymore.

[@SapphireSeahorse494]

as an OSDD system, we all have different instinctual voices, even though we have the same voice box and lungs and stuff.

[@Mcraw2603]

Them knowing about Rotten Mango is the type of crossover that in reality seems really likely but in my mind feels insane

[@fishfoo]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS they feel like completely different worlds to me??

[@liamcristello2591]

I truly have no stake in the Onezwa-Nara thing but I have to agree those disses were ice cold lmao, the “children left behind” one had me rolling

[@reigning_deer185]

My fiance and roomate drop several octaves when on voice calls for games like LoL or CoD, and when on discord with their friends. It's funny to hear my fiance pitch up when talking to me, and then pitch back down to go back to the game.

[@pr0ntab]

Real and same I hate noticing when I do it

[@MissSHUTurMOUF]

The ice wall thing came from a video of someone circling Antarctica and recording the coast, which they took to be a ring and not just the perimeter of the ice shelf. "It never ends" because it's a film of them going around a continent

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Wow.

[@evangering1612]

Thank you Jarvis for talking about CPAP 😭 I had to start using one a few months ago and had a really hard time adjusting, mostly due to feelings of shame around it. It’s decreased my blood pressure, improved my heart rate, and I’m no longer starving my brain of oxygen!

[@trs16]

My twin used to know a guy who believed that space and other planets and stuff exist but all the pictures we have of them are fake

[@spinecho609]

Ceci n'est une pipe

[@blood-soup]

That’s so fucking funny omg 💀💀💀💀💀 I knew someone (very distantly, very shortly) who didn’t believe in dinosaurs lolol

[@phrogi9092]

in my head everyone off screen also has a mustache

[@faetison]

I can't believe I haven't seen a single comment about the wig popping out in the back ground 1:09:00

[@tylertodd4774]

Came here to see if anyone else noticed!

[@27superstef]

Me too!! It's a conspiracy 👀

[@macularius]

the entity from the nook finally found jordan again

[@wverms]

they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it

[@erinys2]

guys what😭

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

Is it just me or is Jordan slowly giving off more and more Bob Ross energy with every thumb nail

[@apeiceofgarbage9848]

7:00 the deep voice smeagol smoking juuls is fucking halarious

[@RamenKitsune]

I'm sorry, maybe this is just the midwestern in me, but if I invite you to my house and you're not gonna show until hours later I just won't invite you to anything ever again.

[@rabbit6546]

Ok real tho when jarvis talked about people not even being there when he got there over an hour after start time if that had been me i would’ve been in full autistic meltdown like unless it’s like jacob’s housewarming party of arrive whenever why would you ignore the set time

[@ruminationstation4200]

The issue with Ariana is that the vocal changes happen to align with what racial group she's pandering to. She (very consistently) spoke lowering when she spoke with a blaccent. After she switched up and is pandering to the kpop market, she coincidentally has shifted to more consistently speaking in a falsetto, which closet emulates female east Asian norms. Of course a singer can shift their voice and will for vocal health. But with her it aligns with other instances of abnormal "culture vulture" stuff. Meme clips just lose that nuance

[@prettyroach]

it’s for PR too. when she wants to appear dominating and sexy it’s blaccent but when there’s a crisis and she has to appear innocent it’s all dainty-yt-girl

[@KymLikesGames]

I do love that the "Do I give you the ick?" joke is still going strong lmao.

[@MistahPaul]

Jarvis & Jordan: This is my real voice, "KYAAAAAAH!

[@1WEareBUFO1]

That is my real name. KYAH!

[@gilroy_clancy24]

love u guys thanks for being there

[@dyce3754]

tapioca pudding mentioned big win for custard guzzlers

[@tay-lore]

Everyone has been talking about weird social media conspiracy theorists lately. Have they just been showing up more on the default algorithm lately?

[@spinecho609]

The content creators all agreed to make content on it in secret.

[@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx]

it's a conspiracy actually

[@almightytallestred]

You accidentally misread cananeus (Canaanite) as caninus (canine) once and all of a sudden they're making depictions of dog-headed Saints.

[@loriwitton699]

The whole idea of "not trying something new because you're afraid people will point it out" is so real, that concept ruled my life from middle school to high school, like "Oh no! Don't wear mascara because you don't do that normally and people will point out that it's something different!" Man, I live for those reactions now lmao

[@casrrole]

idk if this is more of a thing with just MY vet but in my country (even though it cost a lot of money once you get there) will advice you whether or not they feel you need to come in if you call. I once called bc my dog had a worried stomach and they advised me on over the counter things I could buy and then told me to wait a little longer and to make sure his general mood didn’t change. He got better in a couple of days and I saved a lot of money

[@franjkav]

Every time my mom or I have tried calling, we get told to just come in

[@casrrole]

@@franjkav man I really hope it’s not bc they’re tryna take money from you bc that would suck :((

[@emisformaker]

I've had this happen exactly once, and it was because my dog had kennel cough. They actually didn't want me to bring her in because it's so contagious, and because there's not much they can do until/unless there's a complication. In general though, they tell me to come in. IMO, vets are worse than dentists for emptying one's bank account.

[@casrrole]

@@emisformaker yeah kennel cough is basically a common cold for dogs so unless they’re having like heavy breathing issues or a fever they can’t do anything. Good they didn’t bring you in and charge you just to take your dogs temp!

[@kaysonspinazzola8942]

@@casrrole the one thing that truly pissed me off more than anything before i quit my job working the front desk at a VCA animal clinic was them introducing a new "just book it!!!" policy (complete with stupid animated training video program) where they literally told all their receptionists to NOT do this-- that, no matter what, if someone calls and is worried about their animal, DON'T ask any follow-up questions about the animal's condition or symptoms or circumstances, (because it "comes across as diagnosing over the phone,") and JUST book them for the soonest available appointment. because the "best thing for the animal is to be seen!" when, uh.... there are tons of situations where thats NOT the case? such as in this situation, where coming in to the vet might actually stress the animal out more, or a situation where an animal is in, like, you know, a CRITICAL EMERGENCY and should be being taken to the ER RIGHT NOW, not wasting time waiting for an appointment that got booked for two days from now, (or even that afternoon!) because the receptionist didn't ask any questions... super transparent ploy from the MARS corporation that owns VCA to just make more money at the expense of animals and their people... so some vets are ABSOLUTELY just trying to make money off of people... or rather, their corporate overlords are, while the actual employees who work in the clinic and actually care about the animals they're treating are dragged along...

[@t0fuuu102]

lmao they mentioned cassava as an example of a root even tho cassava is the plant tapioca comes from

[@cafrangel]

was searching for this comment hahaha

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

Lost some close online friends of mine yesterday and was about to watch a Jarvis Johnson Gold video, so this is about the best time for a new Sad Boyz to drop

[@Jax_isaViewer]

I literally just got out of surgery. I swear it’s like you guys know when we need you most. Perfect timing

[@kcat26]

i hope you're doing well!!! wishing you a speedy recovery ❤

[@iamjustkiwi]

Jordan doing his exaggerated british voice reminds me of how the NPCs in the first fable sound, its uncanny.

[@deaconoliphant8096]

I have not seen a single comment see this but at 1:09:29 there’s a weird human head looking thing that peeks around the door, is someone in Jarvis’s house, or was is just someone playing a prank😭

[@jamiemartin9322]

I just scrolled through a loooot of comments to see if anyone else saw them 😂

[@appleciderwitch]

@@jamiemartin9322 Just caught them too. It looks like someone comes downstairs, realizes they are filming and then pops back out.

[@macularius]

yeah they're almost surely a houseguest who doesn't want to interrupt the recording, but it's still very funny how jarvis, oblivious, says "there's a creepypasta--" directly after they disappear behind the wall

[@wverms]

they posted on twitter saying they're looking into it

[@tht1blackgirl]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT MENTIONING THIS OMG

[@chloesomethingsface3842]

my favorite conspiracy theory is the one about how commentary youtubers all conspire when posting

[@plant3446]

I’ve heard vets online talking about these online markets where in order to authorize you need to give the platform access to your clients’ info (all clients too) which is icky

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

That 46 yo billionaire looks like he could be my dad, and I'm 40.

[@Ana-yh6lj]

You guys are genuinely so attractive like at one point Jordan made eye contact with the camera and I had to look away because I got nervous even though I know he can’t actually see me 💀

[@maggiemitchell5647]

6:29 me and my older sister both talk and laugh the exact same despite us not being the closest of siblings💀

[@plantyt3246]

32:14 I once showed up to a big hangout 5 minutes late, and I beat THE HOST OF THE HANGOUT to his grandparents house what was on the other side of town from my house 😭

[@renren4m802]

I'm so glad you guys referenced Boba Guy again - he makes me laugh cry every time

[@ThisIsEmerald]

I work at a pet supoly store, Jarvis is right about switching dog foods being hard on their tummys but you can mitigate that by slowly introducing the food. You do a quarter new food and 3 quarters old food for the first 2 days, than go up another quarter for it to be half new food for 2 days, and so on

[@malinicorrea9379]

1:09:29 most terrifying thing i've ever seen in my life who tf is that

[@RageingMuffin]

As someone who works customer service for a vets office: I swear we don't make it like this on purpose. My office, for example, can't do the Auth for outside pharmacies because we're small, and the clinic has to pay for the portals used to approve things. There are also people who used to stockpile specialized foods either to resell or just to use themselves on puppy farms. The price of vet med is also increasing because there is a Countrywide shortage of vets, and way too many pets being bred with no consideration for future health complications. It's a field that suffers from a high rate of...unaliving ones self and only recently has there been a support system for them. It does suck but for the most part, it's honestly not the vet hospitals fault. (In my small personal experience, that is)

[@0toko_no_ko]

I've been looking through the other comments but I guess I'm the only one that got jump scared by the person peeking out of the stairwell at 1:09:30. ok cool

[@eco-TM]

My Great Dane mix is allergic to grass and a ton of trees. He takes medicine every day that costs a fortune. Sadly, I didn't get insurance before I found this out.

[@anfiasco]

this is like part 2 of kurtis' conspiracy video that dropped yesterday

[@gustopher99]

i did get scared at about 1:09:27 by the person who almost popped their head into frame in the background

[@verushka7405]

1:09:29 the thing moving in the back scared the crap out of me 😭😭😭

[@BelindaShort]

I have a sympathetic mirroring and it's so hard to deal with because it feels like mockery and I can't stop it.

[@decepta-con]

on vet bills: there are low-cost options for people with lower incomes (funded by donations and grants). we (vet community) know the bills are expensive, but our costs have also increased dramatically. the equipment, utilities, cost to pay trained/educated staff (who are still typically underpaid), etc., is a lot to maintain, too. the vet field is full of empathetic people that would absolutely perform services for free/out of the goodness of their hearts if they could!

[@kaysonspinazzola8942]

it always sucks whenever people can't afford vet care (we're all well aware it's crazy expensive and we hate it too...) but likewise hilarious whenever people assume that anyone in the vetmed industry is "just in it for the money!" because it's like.... lol, where? almost everyone is underpaid, and do you have any idea how much the megacorporations that supply our equipment/drugs/lab tests are charging us?!

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

Sad Boyz? More like Handsome as heck boyz

[@No-zh2ky]

Sadboyz is the only channel I consistently see the videos of within 30 minutes of the upload

[@Leech_Bread]

37:49 for my own enjoyment of whatever noise that was

[@tyjaelittle36]

The dog food thing is literally happening to me too with my cat. Food prescription s are awful and my cats tummy gets upset so easily.

[@august_unidentified]

Omg at 1:18:13 Jordan mentions The Rotten Mango Podcast and bruh I love their podcast SO much it’s like my world has come full circle

[@alumnimun]

At 1:09:30 there’s like a scary ghost watch out you guys

[@ocarinadude762]

Thats probably BB or whoever is watching jarvis' dog

[@FunctionallyLiteratePerson]

Someone I knew in highschool naturally had a super deep voice and spoke higher as well

[@torrix_4595]

The funniest thing about the whole Conspiracy theory is why they would keep it secret. Like it would be so fucking cool if it was real. I would be so down. Also from looking at his account myself I am pretty sure that he isn’t actually serious about it and that its a parody account of some kind

[@ElderGoblinGames]

As someone who just recently started CPAP therapy (also using the nasal one) it has changed my energy levels in a HUGE way. Also found out that not getting enough sleep because of sleep apnea can lead to early onset dementia so I'm all in at this point.

[@boolasagna9663]

I am a youngin and recently got diagnosed with sleep apnea and have a nose mask. I used to have nappies all the time but now I can stay awake during the day! The nose mask is actually pretty comfy. It is amazing how my life has changed since I have been using it regularly. I cannot recommend trying and sticking to it enough.

[@candied_co]

1:09:28 why am i getting jumpscared by the girl from the ring in the background??

[@zixserro1]

So the funniest thing about that Flat Earth map is that it was drawn by a guy who isn't a Flat-Earther at all. He just made it as a fun little project, and I guess Flat-Earthers are seeing it and thinking it's real. 1:33:30 Just gotta say, on that point, the whole thing of incels isn't that they're pussies who are too scared to talk to women; they're men who hate women because they think women won't want whatever it is that they bring to the table. So telling them to stop being that is essentially telling them to stop hating women and just marry one. Her message is for no one. 1:37:30 There's also medieval art of, like, snails the size of houses. Doesn't mean they existed; medieval monks just drew a ton of weird shit for some reason.

[@temerityxd8602]

A big part of why medieval art was so weird sometimes was that the people making it hadn't actually ever seen the thing they were painting, they were basing there depictions on other peoples accounts of things which led to some very odd creations.

[@asheronthehoise4813]

i'm trans and i changed my voice to be a lot deeper, but i literally can't force it back up. a lot of people ask to hear my "real" voice and it confuses me because this is my real voice. it's as real as the old one. It kind of bothers me because people often feel deceived or lied to when i tell them i deepened my voice and it's like-- huh?

[@TheRaquelephant]

as a second gen cuban with an undergrad degree in linguistics who took an edible before watching this video… u threw me there for a sec

[@TheK3vin]

Best part is this dude threw in a legitimate true fact about St. Christopher literally being a werewolf in his hagiography, right in the middle of saying ASGARD IS REAL

[@PreventtheToast]

The most exciting thing is Jordan subtly dropping dnd lore on us every episode

[@tarettime9392]

As a guy that doesn’t have a particularly deep voice I remember later in HS I had the idea just to talk slightly deeper and get myself to do it all the time so it became my natural voice. (Obviously didn’t last very long)

[@plant_jesus]

for amelia earhart: she did NOT disappear in the bermuda triangle. the BT is in the atlantic and she disappeared in the pacific. secondly, yes they did find her bones and the man in charge of everything decided “oh but this is a man, and it’s not her navigator fred noonan, so let’s burn these irrelevant bones”. before that it was speculated she had run out of fuel or crashed due to weather, iirc it’s now pretty much accepted that she was caught in a strange weather pattern, lost the ability to navigate and then the ability to fly

[@temerityxd8602]

The problem is it's basicly impossible for the bones found to have belonged to Amelia, her aircraft simply didn't have the range to reach the island they were found on. Most of the evidence about Earhart found on the island has been proven not to have had anything to do with her.

[@benmuirhead9356]

As a teacher I have at least three different voices; one with a bit of bite when I'm being stern, one that's much softer when I'm talking one on one, and one that I use with other teachers that's closest to my "normal" voice

[@Thesogothshow]

Not Jarvis talking about breast milk again😂😂

[@honestlythough7250]

I think the voice thing is so interesting I think that “code-switching” specifically is a little more intentional/loaded and also accounts for how you talk/ what you say, but ppl change their voices to match ppl around them all the time unconsciously. My mom is jamaican and her accent becomes waaay more pronounced when shes around other jamaican ppl. I don’t know if id call that “code switching” per se. Also i bet this happens w jordan when he goes back to england and im sooo curious how that sounds 👀👂🏾

[@DrunkenHotei]

I think the concept in linguistics alluded to around the 6-minute mark is "register."

[@Akeelious]

Hey! What kind of cryptid are you hiding...i saw that at @1:09:29 !

[@sofiacunicelli7031]

that’s so sick that anastasia majored in linguistics!! i am as well and i’ve like never heard of anyone else in that major lol