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Characters Represented: Late Night Goons
Musician: Valoregal (linktr.ee/valo...)
Art: Calebddfwa (‪@Calebddfwa‬ )
Lore: Tawny (TawnyBarnOwl [Twitter])
Editing: PineWSun (@pinewithsun [Soundcloud])
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Valley Lodge - Go (Last Week Tonight)
Kirby Super Star Ultra - King Dedede's Showdown
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Confessions Part III (Last Week Tonight guests, comedians)
MC BKLN - John Oliver
Tyler, the Creator ft. Kali Uchis - See You Again (The Eric Andre Show guests)
Rolf Krueger - Oregon Spirit
Ninja Sex Party - Mansion Party (Comedians, things you really shouldn't spend that much money on)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (The night, weekdays, things you really shouldn't do on a talk show)
DJ Shadow ft. Run the Jewels - Nobody Speak (The Eric Andre Show guests, [adult swim] artists, talk show topics [Summit Meetings])
Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything (Royalty)
Kid Cudi - Day 'N' Nite (The night, weekdays, talk show topics [Drugs / Mental Health])
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The North Korea Polka (Last Week Tonight)
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[WINNERS HOST] - Late Night Goons
coming to you live from new york, last match tonight! It's a double-elimination, for-fun bracket hosted by THE LATE NIGHT GOONS - JOHN OLIVER, ERIC ANDRE, and KING DEDEDE! These three enigmatic hosts are-
jesus christ i can't do this. i'm sorry but like, they're just really boring. john oliver is just some guy, eric andre is - okay well actually andre's on my side so i can't badmouth him too much - and honestly dedede's probably the only person of interest, considering he's not from this world. also, they're winners hosts, which automatically takes them down a few tiers. though, my luck's really picking up for me, for as boring as john is, i do still need him. to me, his platform is far more useful than he ever could be.
- HBO, HAL Laboratory, and [adult swim], including [adult swim] artists.
(Eat Shit, Bob!: The Musical, Metro on Ice, A Man Like Putin, OPAL)
(Modest Mouse, A Strong Performer in Any Genre, Snoop Dogg, Game of Thrones)
- The night, weeks and weekdays, talk shows/what's talked about on them, and late-night programming.
(Last Friday Night, the indictment of Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live, Eight Days a Week)
(George Lopez, The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Weeknd)
- Royalty, comedians and comic relief villains, and LWT/Eric Andre guest stars.
(Let The Pun Fit The Crime, Tenacious D, Bonetrousle, Richard Cheese)
(Lin-Manuel Miranda, Beyoncé, Stephen Fry, JPEGMafia)
- Things you really shouldn’t do on a talk show or spend that much money on.
(Russell Crowe’s Jockstrap, interview fire, three massive frog statues, combination electrocution/lie detector)
(Last Week Tonight’s Gallery for Cultural Enrichment, five presidential wax statues, live sacrifice)

[@CosmiKazie]

this goes concerningly hard

[@BlueEngland]

they're making the frogs gay with their mashup juices

[@technorave555]

So this is who John Oliver is

[@a_person_that_exists]

WOWIE I SURE AM EXITED FOR THIS

[@san_ka4928]

hi guys