Our stripper adventures! - GOONS #66

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[@travisperry6585]

Dooo should play guitar with soup on stage at a Slackjaw show. No one would know it's Dooo as long as he doesn't say anything lol

[@chisk_392]

i would recognize those arms anywhere

[@Th1knick]

Well now they will

[@treewisemenllc7281]

Until someone recognized one of his guitars.

[@dazed1350]

@@treewisemenllc7281 odd of you to assume he couldn’t shred any guitar he touches

[@treewisemenllc7281]

@@dazed1350 🙄🙄🙄

[@Link_HeroofHyrule]

Let's go my friendings, this is my favorite part of the week

[@Dildaw69]

the week officially starts when we get the goons notification

[@Link_HeroofHyrule]

@@Dildaw69 Sunday doesn't exist, only Goonday

[@tyroneroche14]

@@Link_HeroofHyrule rip it's 4am on tuesday

[@datboiii5490]

MmmmmmyeEEEEAAaAhhHahHhssSSSSSs

[@pontoilet]

yes my friending i agree, nothing like a goons podcast episode

[@succulentstan]

I love you guys, carrying my mondays. Literally in World History failing my ass off but its worth it, Goons is here

[@xlfusiionz4135]

Lmao fax

[@victherattlehead5099]

What a coincidence, I also listen to goons in history

[@succulentstan]

@@victherattlehead5099 what a coincidence, you like megadeth also… School and goons + work too is just perfect, I always have them on or PanterA and Megadeth

[@victherattlehead5099]

@@succulentstan same, or death

[@phillipleivas98]

What a coincidence I'm in your walls

[@Tucker_EgoDrone]

One of these days Blarg's gonna get mauled by a Wendigo if he keeps going in those woods, boy...

[@AngryAlfonse]

one can only hope

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

It’s fine. He can self-destruct as a final defence if it comes to that.

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@Wolfbeast-gu8nk haha Arab funny joke.

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

@@acreativeeccentric.9312 tank you tank you

[@lankenstein3045]

How's it feel to know you've recorded over 70+ hours of this podcast 😂

[@albadude1922]

I’ve seen like 3 in a row sleeping high

[@laboskie349]

And over 13 million people have listened to their ground-breaking, deep and thought provoking commentary.

[@bongwater1282]

How’s it feel to know a lot of us have listened to over 70+ hours hours of this podcast

[@wxbrainiac]

@@bongwater1282 well it makes me feel better knowing im not the only one

[@vindicati3769]

@@bongwater1282 Well more like 200+ Because i rewatch too

[@jfranciscaras2076]

Dooo should wear the kind of mask used in squid game, with a question mark instead of the triangle, square, and circle as shown in the movie. those masks are also perforated which might help for a little bit of ventilation.

[@beagotm9318]

Bro, no way you predicted the future Only instead it looks like the host's mask but regardless, impressive as hell..

[@redtruckguy5685]

"Bologna is just hot dog pancakes" I think is the phrase you are looking for thedooo

[@yaboirico9797]

Omg yesss!! It's been a pretty shitty 3 days and this has been the one thing I've been looking forward to. So thank you guys again for always cheering me up🖤

[@absoluteunit4286]

28:49 soups little animation was perfect

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Thats hilarious

[@Whiteknight-xg2pq]

I agree with Blarg's thinking. "They are just Coyotes; There are worse things then them out here". Also I like Soup's thinking, "Craft a spear". Shit just snap a good sized branch, it will have some points or a jagged edge on it.

[@victorgustavsson4241]

Listening to this every week helps me through college. Keep em coming guys!

[@thenewsatinbobcat5575]

Funny story of mine: I witnessed a gang war on a senior class trip out side a trampoline park. While inside a group of hoodlums were getting stares from one of the employees and when everyone went to get on the bus to leave they had a gang brawl. One of the guys was getting beat down but a friend got him out of a struggle by drop kicking them from ontop the roof of the dudes car. After getting free he immediately started cheak inside his car. Meanwhile everyone on the bus is just watching cheering them on and filming when the guy opens his trunk and pulls out a red bag with what looked like a gun and he ran around the parking lot with it in the air like it was a torch warding off monsters. We all duked afraid we would get shot. They all scattered and the dude with his friends hopped in his car and drove away. Craziest trip ever.

[@NeonTomrrow]

It’s interesting basically listening with everyone else at the same time

[@SilverstoneMusics]

I'm guessing that it's gonna be McNasty that accidentally fell in love with a stripper like Puffer

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

Hol up, what?

[@phillipleivas98]

Yeah what?

[@DarkDisc1]

Lmfao

[@unsweetenedsweetener]

hold up we aint skipping this one lets go back a few pages and re read this chapter

[@dukeywipe123]

Like Ray from Achievement Hunter too

[@parmesanjon]

This chaos in the intro is exactly what I needed to kick off this week

[@guyenglish107]

McNasty talking about self righteous know-it-alls is just gold lmao no self awareness at all

[@wxbrainiac]

i like how blarg just walks for two hours in the forest Canadians are wild

[@bprodigy25]

If you watch all the goons podcasts in one sitting. That is over 3 days straight of watching it. The amount of IQ you would gain from doing this is astronomic.

[@catalyst1641]

Your IQ levels would increase dramatically.

[@troysward1810]

200% increase - 1 iq - 2 iq

[@rivulose8362]

youd somehow gain iq but lose braincells at the same time

[@tropiq]

@@rivulose8362 quality over quantity my dude, only the strongest braincells survive the goons podcast

[@chunkstanley328]

Gain?

[@daringee881]

I love how McNasty has no idea what he’s talking about.lol I live in Georgia and it doesn’t rain like that. All my properties have sprinkler systems to keep the grass healthy. But that’s what we’re subscribed for!! Love the Goons!!

[@Shubba_Dubba]

North Georgian here, ohhhh yes it does. 😂 we get *too much* rain. You must be more on the south end. Much love tho homie

[@birdhead9943]

@@Shubba_Dubba mcnasty still never knows what he's talking about regardless lol

[@Mayo_Magician]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you are doing in the laundry room?" "Sir, separating the colors."

[@summercanvas5231]

FANCY WORDS FOR GOONS: -COPACETIC -TUTELAGE -REFRACTORY -CHASTISEMENT -METEMPSYCHOSIS -TARTUFFE

[@thememelord42meme77]

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

[@Natelovesdogs586]

Topic: I have been watching Mcnastys Box Talks and I was wondering if any of the other goons would want to try their own version of it

[@youremom6349]

Thank yall man I hate work on mondays but I always know I will have a epic podcast to drink a few beers and have dinner before bed thanks to the constant monday uploads

[@hollyshnail5391]

Goons Questions - If the Goons had 1 Millions dollars, what would they use it on? - What was your favorite cartoon as a child? - Favorite current food? - Have the goons ever had any kind of surgery? - If you could visit any place in the world, where would it be? - What is your favorite thing you own? - Do the goons listen to any other podcasts? - Favorite movie? - If you were a super hero, who or what would you be? - Favorite family vacay? - If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be? - Have you ever won lots of money on a lottery ticket? - Something on your bucket list? - Would you pick your current career again, Or would you choose something else? - If you were a dog what kind would you be - Scariest nightmare? - What ridiculous thing did you believe as a child? - Which word best describes the cast of Goons - Favorite show, or concert you’ve been to? - Ever met a celebrity? - Spaghetti or Meat? - Dream car? - If you could settle in one place where would it be? (Love you all so much! Keep being crazy❤️)

[@The_Skarred]

Going through a break up and this podcast is my only escape from the pain thank you boys🤝

[@tomp8395]

Me too. Shit sucks but these podcasts give you something entertaining to listen too. Keep your head up brother 👍

[@sgt.sloptop3991]

I was laughing like a phychopath in my class listen to this 😭, everyone started looking at me, if only they knew i was listen to a pod cast on spotify

[@tylercomanzo7558]

The only thing I can truthfully say I love about Mondays

[@Murderhoboh]

This is the only podcast I listen to. Always entertaining. Need some footage of blarg and soup when that happens.

[@frogsfromsaturn]

5:25 I got so confused, I was like, "My birthday's not until March?"

[@jackgames5168]

Can’t wait for another amazing podcast

[@NutZach830]

I’m with Dooo on seeing a GOONS family feud lol

[@RDSwords]

Can't wait for Doooo to hold the first all-request live concert haha

[@Alex-sd6mc]

This was a really wholesome podcast.

[@BarrelRider621]

Should go to Secession Gold Club in Beaufort, South Carolina. Especially if Soup wants to go. They do a North VS South tournament once a year and have a cannon at the entrance. The cannon faces the loosing side of the latest tournament.

[@zavieryazzie9710]

Yay I’m so happy for another podcast on time Edit: word for next podcast-‘synchrotron radiation’

[@soggybread7714]

Guess the word: quantum entanglement

[@michaelkarnage7938]

I'm in lunch in construction and This will help me throughout the day. I love it

[@cambionkid]

YES McNasty is a fan of Cuphead!!! And yes Cuphead’s head is full of milk! At first him and Mugman were planned to be full of Moonshine in the first teaser but it was changed for the final game

[@SoMuchKreamy]

Goonz on Monday, Boba Fett/Star Wars on Wednesday, and Peacekeeper on Thursday. Best weekly routine

[@juno6526]

ah yes, my favorite show, peacekeeper starring john cena

[@SoMuchKreamy]

@@juno6526 autocorrect lmao

[@LastLivingRelic]

Blarg you should live stream one of your walks through the woods.

[@Inosoul]

love listening to the most braindead podcast while learning 🤘🏾

[@sumbra5553]

Wish this podcast happen more then every week

[@youcanusemytoaster.9774]

I put this on to fall asleep to and ended up feeling like the character in a movie after he learns some enlightening shit and couldnt sleep Fantastic job fellas 30/10 as always

[@owenrose8820]

I’m from Michigan and for your guys correction, Michigan is located below the South Pole.

[@graffgraphics2428]

Music Industry & Audio Production student at MTSU here. To perform other peoples music you must have a license to perform through either a P.R.O or directly through the artist/band’s team. If you guys have lawyers ask them to look on music business or even just email some labels/artist teams to see if you can get permission to perform, and build up a repertoire of songs you can cover.

[@mikoyanig5512]

Well mcnasty you can’t carry a gun in Canada unless it’s your land or your hunting and you have permission to be on that land. However for the most part carrying a knife is allowed in the woods.

[@terrelldurocher3330]

I have some fucking cop arrest at me when they walked up to me while hunting. "Hey sir" phoow! "Drop the gun now! Get on the ground with you heads behind your back now!" Moral if the story. Make sure they can know your native and can hunt in the woods in their area.

[@mikoyanig5512]

@@terrelldurocher3330 I’m not sure where you’re from but I’ve never ever seen an rcmp while hunting or have heard of anyone who has had a bad incident with COs or RCMP. You don’t have to be aboriginal to hunt in Canada, anyone can however if you are aboriginal the rights and rules of hunting are different especially if you are on treaty land

[@terrelldurocher3330]

@@mikoyanig5512 I'm on treaty land, unless your saying the officer was doing shit for no reason

[@kelpo23sclipz16]

Been waiting for another one

[@DylanHutto]

Neil Young specifically asked Spotify to take his music down and it caused them like 20 billion dollars

[@hatcat7304]

YYYYEEEEAAAAA BOIIIIIII ANOTHER PODCAST LETS GOOOOO

[@trevortowery2838]

Question for the podcast: do any of the goons members owe alimony

[@birdhead9943]

They all do. Their wives divorced them all on the same day and they met each other at the courthouse. Then came the goons. (100% accurate don't look it up)

[@tyroneroche14]

I literally just finished the last one and this drops. Damn maybe I'm lucky

[@adammusaev9973]

right when I started to do my homework...perfect

[@boonb1]

Aye let's Gooo got this blasting while I look for a new job

[@Matt-br7eu]

Question for Doo: I have been listening to your music on Spotify and I was wondering if Neptune was what you imagine the planet would sound like or if it was just a random name for it? If it was would you make music for the rest of the planets?

[@joonyah8904]

“Legend of the lost Arab” Soup I love you

[@mrdeathwish_1016]

Can u guys have a 2 half hour podcast please i really enjoy it

[@isaabrahams3947]

Yes

[@_theporkchopexpress]

The 4 of you should answer the famous Bernard Pivot Questionnaire from Inside the Actors Studio

[@tacobellmanager9818]

This is the only good part about Monday’s

[@InkyPF]

besides TacoBell i presume

[@justsomecoronaviruswithint1897]

You don’t need hey CDL to drive any consumer RV only commercial stuff like buses trucks etc.

[@silverrey7379]

16:38 imagine getting a lap dance while one of the most depressive somngs is played in the background lmao I'm dead

[@392fredo5]

A goons x misfits family feud would be interesting

[@plaidtheimpostor]

2:26 McNasty professes his feelings for SMII7Y.

[@toilet8008]

The first 15 minutes is brain vomit and its magical lol the good timings my frienddings

[@philosophicalgaming81070]

Been listening to every podcast for about 7 months now and just want to say I absolutely love it and it puts me in a great mood

[@tcspyro9497]

You guys asked for fancy words but I have topics.. if you want them. 1. What would a vacation house with the goons be like, and where would it be? -Would this be something you guys would actually do?? 2. Would goons ever make vlogs together?? Obviously blurring out McNasty and Dooo in the videos 3. Would you guys ever let a fan tag along in your group of friends?? 4. If you guys were able to have any celebrities house of your choice, with furniture and all, who's house would you take and why?? 5. If you guys had to place your high school self into a stereo type, (jock, nerd, outcast etc) What stereo type would you place yourself in and why? 6. What's a cheerful memory you have from being a kid that you remember so vividly? 7. What would a trip to an exotic petting zoo with the goons be like? 8. Will you guys ever have Smii7y on the podcasts as a gust??🥺🥺 9. If you guys HAD to do an extream sport together, in order to live, what sport would it be?? 10. What did you guys think of the clown invasions from 2016?? 11. Have you ever been caught by your s/o or parents doing something embarrassing?? 12. Tacos or Pizza?? 13. What's a really good sad movie you've watched?? 14. Would you guys rather live in Antarctica or a Rain Forest in Africa? 15. If you had to choose between not getting to see ass ever again or not getting to see boobs ever again which would you choose? 16. What do you guys think is the mass age and gender of your fan base? ( to possibly sway your guys answers, I'm a 23yro female) This is all that I can scronge up for now, hope these topics are good and that you like them, thanks for all that you guys do for me without even knowing it. Sincerely, ~ Kris

[@mixernik738]

20:41 Soup's character got scared of Soup's burp XD

[@PeachSalsa]

After soup mentioned she was dancing to fade to black, I listened to it and can not imagine at all what the hell a stripper can do to that song

[@metalben005]

"I have lost the will to liiiiiive"

[@theorcamafia]

Topic Suggestion: how do the goons feel about religion, I honestly am a Christian myself and respect other people's beliefs. So I wonder what the goons think about it as a whole

[@colbybennett]

I’ve asked this question before as well. Also, happy to find a fellow Christian Goons listener

[@theorcamafia]

@@colbybennett ey new friend

[@brandoncarmino187]

Through every tough week, I know I get to start the next with some wholesome stupidity. Thank you guys so much

[@bluejrod7747]

Look forward to this every week!

[@calebwhite6114]

Mcnasty once sang “somebody please crash into me driving down the highway going 80mph”. Got what he wished for ig

[@MBoss3005]

"It's better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission" was my entire senior class quote

[@CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes]

Blarg you should carry bear mace with you just incase something gets to close for comfort. It's peace of mind and you can just put it on your keys when you go in the woods if you get a small one or throw it in your back pocket.

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Bear Mace is likely to make a bear more mad not a good idea

[@omgupta1410]

You guys should play your fav pieces on guitar on the podcast

[@bankr1782]

I haven't tuned in, in a while. I've gotta say, you guys have got into a big ol' stride, and I've been missing out. I'm gonna go on back and catch up. The main thing I've noticed is that no one is shutting anyone down. Everyone is just rolling on and being hysterical. Love it, bois ❤️

[@Toesniffer21]

WOOOO GOONS PODCAST!1!1!!!!1!1!! BEST PART OF MONDAY 〽️

[@OkieTA95]

McNasty saying he doesn’t care for strippers and doesn’t get anything from it to having them over at his house and them stealing his merch in a recent podcast is hilarious.

[@willthechill3992]

This is one of the funniest podcast episodes I've heard, much love goons you guys are fucking hilarious. Btw soup good shit about the concert I'm hoping yall get to travel more around the country to play

[@getshlapd]

I love hearing the guys talk about emo music🔥 that whole era was the shit. The red jumpsuit apparatus, Silverstein, Hawthorne heights, blink, NOFX, like I could go on😩😩

[@tanner.brann_]

My stepdad works on power poles in Detroit, and he literally will find guns on the ground all the time

[@mohdimran-hj7sx]

Good timing

[@InkyPF]

so, I scrolled down enough to find that you were the first, so congrats i guess

[@briancorrell]

how do you get lost when you literally have a GPS device in your pocket 24/7

[@Jackson-eg7md]

Yay soups not gone!!!!!

[@glukhar_agapov9990]

Dude, I can already imagine how many people would be banging to Dooo shredding Ascend.

[@puttumsftw8478]

That classic Mcnasty quote "Hotdogs are just pepperoni pancakes"

[@lorenzhamblok2880]

I like how you Guys talk About sponsors . Bill burr also does stuff like That ( Bill burr shari's berries) hillarious 🤣

[@Jake-yo2ey]

I love when the exact same topic and almost the exact same sentences are said on the goons podcast

[@shadowraven4041]

Wait when did Mcnasty move to Washington?

[@nocturnalsmoke]

Dooo whispering pushin 🅿️ got me ngl

[@fazegregjk7572]

Always love to listen to you guys when I workout or just making a game or using blender

[@andrewfortunato5086]

A list of weird words: Bumfuzzul Gerrymandering Bequeath Agastopia Bibble Erf Elchee Flummox Jentacular

[@oneirossss]

some advice for visiting south carolina: invite random people over for dinner stay away from the beaches (they suck) watch out for skinwalkers and mountain lions

[@GunterBagsYT]

My day has been horrible so far, but luckily, the GOONS always find a way to cheer me up!

[@boomstick2960]

Love when blarg turns regular convos political. That’s what people listen to the goons for is politics 😎

[@bachstreetboi]

Doos piano gave me breath of the wilds when he played it fast.

[@Mr_Mashall]

Why the Doo doesn’t play them out with a little jingle at the end of the show baffles me.

[@jdrupt6614]

Bro, I shouldn't have listened to this shit, after taking a benedryl. I felt like I was in the eighth dimension, while were y'all were speaking in different languages. 😂

[@laboskie349]

I am a simple man, I see a thumbnail with McNasty and a stripper, I click.

[@sethwyrzykowski9176]

Idk if y’all would care but I feel it’s pretty funny there’s a channel called 307 reacts and every couple of weeks they reacts to one of the dooo’s videos