Seagal - "I just read the greatest script I have ever read!" Oh Really, who wrote it? Seagal - "I DID!"
@kubed84123 жыл бұрын
THE most underrated channel on KZbin!! Easily makes my day any time you upload man!! Keep up the great work!!
@soldier42423 жыл бұрын
For 11 minutes and 39 seconds all is right with the world.
@robmitchell17843 жыл бұрын
How do u not have exponentially more subs?!?!?!?! People are really missing out!!!!
@koretechx13 жыл бұрын
Yes! The Segal countdown continues!! I've been waiting for this!!
@mattpenn90793 жыл бұрын
Literally gasped with delight to see a new Segal - that aerodynamic running MACHINE - movie from DN. Cliff Claven voice: "Eh, not too many people know this, but akido teaches you to flail your arms like a wet noodle as a secret means to propel you faster."
@NotMeNaNaNa3 жыл бұрын
“Anybody got the balls?”... inspires Forsythe’s running gag of getting Rob Schneider to look at his crotch in Deuce Bigelow 🤣
@BostonJoeStrong3 жыл бұрын
Get em Stix!!! This movie and distracted breakdown are pure gold.
@JLE88113 жыл бұрын
This channel just makes my day.
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! Finally!! Thank you DN you have made my weekend!! Let the countdown begin indeed!!
@joeyg39143 жыл бұрын
This is up there as far as my Seagal movies fandom go, but it may have more to do with having lived in that neighborhood when I was a kid for 2 years. When I watched this I brought back some memories I didn't know I had. Not the best but one of my faves
@birdland853 жыл бұрын
I'm watching it now on tv again. I forgot how much I love the early seagal movies. This is awesome
@Whalers8603 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal trained rigorously for several years in the art of the “BULLshido” technique
@JuanHernandez-ub8nj3 жыл бұрын
Dude me and my wife love your videos funny as hell keep it up
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
Well, thank you both!
@jameswarner58783 жыл бұрын
The Steven Segal oeuvre continues! I love it...
@11bravo17892 жыл бұрын
Above the Law - Under Siege will always be the best string of action flicks. Love em
@RetrofIex3 жыл бұрын
You sir just made my day.
@ljcarthan35043 жыл бұрын
I think he is really going to do all the Seagal films as promised. Just didn't say when he was going to do them all.
@internziko2 жыл бұрын
Omg this was amazing.. "Honerhood, loyaltyneighbor" Lmao!
@_scyas_18273 жыл бұрын
Anybody seen Richie ? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo ?
@raven41520013 жыл бұрын
- Damn it Scott! You can't just steal stuff man. You better hope the Distracted Nerd isn't (takes off glasses) 'Out for Justice.'
@SeveredLegs3 жыл бұрын
Lost my mind when Seagal comes out in the vest. Cue the Mr. Burns "See My Vest" song.
@striderreborn1467 Жыл бұрын
Aikido in a nutshell is mostly a variation of Karate that often involves grappling and bone-breaking techniques or using the opponent's momentum against them. Nina from Tekken even popularized his fighting style.
@claytongoode57153 жыл бұрын
Seagal: I'm tired of getting upstaged by William Forsythe... I can't wait for Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones not to chew the scenery in Under Siege...
@KyleFRx3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always. Looking forward to your Monkey Trouble 1994 breakdown
@petersarubbi3 жыл бұрын
I remember his episode of SNL... During his monologue he sang Kung Fu Fighting... This man rules! 😂
@frankfortfcgoc3 жыл бұрын
Hey man actually like your uploads and the sarcasm is hilarious genuinely. But your offside doggin on this masterpiece easily one of the top 5 of all time you need to watch this properly
@Katzenhase3 жыл бұрын
William Forstye said in an interview that Seagal had the most charismatic screen presence since John Wayne.
@_scyas_18273 жыл бұрын
He also said that Seagal criticized his Brooklyn accent, saying it needed '' work ''. Seriously.
@Katzenhase3 жыл бұрын
@@_scyas_1827 Yeah, exactly. And Forstye replied: Trust me, you need to work on your Brooklyn accent.
@jimday78123 жыл бұрын
@Distracted Nerd. Oh, you said it. Now you HAVE to do Under Siege!
@lfroncek3 жыл бұрын
Someone should re-edit the mob boss scene so he's in a bubble bath. I hear that's how all big shots conduct business.
@jimday78123 жыл бұрын
Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3? LOL
@ronnymorts3 жыл бұрын
Honourhood, Loyaltyneighbour
@robertprice52434 күн бұрын
I'm sure you've heard this fun fact.. Steven seagal tried to buy the German Shepherd from production for a million and they said no way because they were afraid for the dog to go with him
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
Perfect Vintage Seagal Combo - Black vest and beret... with NOTHING underneath. Not even underwear - that's why they only showed his top half
@jkdbuck76703 жыл бұрын
Out For Robustness. 4:41 at the end of the fight, Segal wanted to have his character eat EVERYTHING in that butcher's shop. He did, but they didn't film it.
@StevenAbney3 жыл бұрын
But does ANYBODY know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
@stephenfrisch84202 жыл бұрын
Yes because bobby lupo was shagging Ritchie chick
@Sough2 жыл бұрын
Hell beret goddamn it, so good
@skippythealien96273 жыл бұрын
worth pointing out this cinematic classic is referenced in a Wu Tang Clan song i absolutely lost my shit at 1:22
@sqooge61663 жыл бұрын
Don’t even need to watch to know it’s a thumbs up
@ShutterSpeedGaming3 жыл бұрын
May you please review “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?” 😃👌🏽
@PoeInTheDitch2 жыл бұрын
Get your "Loyalty Neighbor" tshirt at the merch store...
@fatjec3 жыл бұрын
This is better than his latest movie, Out For Pizza.
@TheValhalla19893 жыл бұрын
11:05 rarely you see Chris Farley uncomfortable.
@agassi30003 жыл бұрын
Fxxkin’ loves this!
@DjTractus3 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal member of the band Survivor
@rickykeim20053 жыл бұрын
Dude Nerd did you really have The Turtle Blimp? I wanted one of those so bad as a kid even if I would have popped the thing. I was a bit obsessed with TMNT when I was growing up. I even Joined The Burger King Kids Club because they offered Turtles VHS.
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
I did! I had most of the characters and the only big items I had were the Blimp and the Party Wagon. Sadly, the story about Scott is 100% true so the blimp is lost forever
@bigyavenger94563 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@AdamFink833 жыл бұрын
Yeah well you know who else has a black belt in Aikido? Harry Crumb... he also has the boots to match.
@willspann9894 Жыл бұрын
Man I love this movie 😂😂😂
@Warcodered013 жыл бұрын
Wait this wasn't just a really weird episode of Law and Order?
@rosemaryfarell52642 жыл бұрын
Rusty the mobster owned that scene.lmao
@thevoid71793 жыл бұрын
Apparently when steven segal was in his “hayday” some mob guys wanted to extort him i dont know if he informed the FBI or they caught wind of it but either way he was brought in. Apparently he was uncontrollably crying and sobbing to the point one of the FBI agents had to hug him to comfort him. All of this is according to sammy “the bull” gravano who knew one of the agents there. Im like damn is there someone that doesnt have a story about steven
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
What and you're going to take the word of a rat over one of the most aerodynamically gifted men on the planet lol
@birdland853 жыл бұрын
Sweet!
@slythe3rd1003 жыл бұрын
Brink Airborne 3 ninjas knuckle up Please & Thank You
@saulgoodman75093 жыл бұрын
The worst movies make the best breakdowns 😄👏 How did we all let Seagal get away with this shit back in the day?
@j2323j3 жыл бұрын
This movie is awesome
@monsoon12345678903 жыл бұрын
How many of you grew up asking this question, "Who would win in a fight, Steven Segal or ______"
@fredricclack71373 жыл бұрын
Aikido IS 90% getting "📴 the Line"!
@jeremy3806 Жыл бұрын
Ritchie was great in the movie
@fattylumpkin92092 жыл бұрын
God i love this channel
@lfroncek3 жыл бұрын
Alright... Next one is the greatest movie ever made!
@Zurvan1947 Жыл бұрын
Who had dirt on Jerry Orbach to get him in this movie?!
@Firedrake183 жыл бұрын
I literally thought you had already did this movie. If you want consistenty then call segal. I can't tell his movies apart, not that I watch his movies.
@DistractedNerd3 жыл бұрын
When I record a Seagal movie I always have to double check to make sure I'm saying the correct movie title
@ericwinkelman36193 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to say it. None of Steven Seagal's movies including Under Siege are good movies. However, this one is my favorite. If you want to see a great authentic movie about the Italian mafia, go see Goodfellas, but um fuck it I was entertained, lol
@Shadders20102 жыл бұрын
What a weird life
@The_Architekt3 жыл бұрын
Honorhood loyalty neighbor
@natedodd22873 жыл бұрын
Richie's father is apparently George Washington
@justingillett13 жыл бұрын
I just watcthed under siege today.... nobody kills sigal.... nobody..... even his silence when he attempts humor... nobody... "will you get my Pies out at least" lol keep them coming ill watch them lol
@heliosapollyon43913 жыл бұрын
Geno felino
@moorejonothan3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does DN sound particularly annoyed with this Seagal character? Lol
@exbronco2 жыл бұрын
Madonna Madano.
@rosemaryfarell52642 жыл бұрын
The Seagal/Lebell incident was actually on Marked for death and Seagal did not shit his pants. The whole incident is explained by first hand eyewitnesses on the Viking Samurai podcast. So dont believe idiots stories from kevin hart and ronda rousey who did not and dont know facts.
@bigyavenger94563 жыл бұрын
The story about Steven Segal crapping his pants isn't actually true, but here is the full story by someone who was there and just to be clear it is STILL entertaining! lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKqpepKGnayDmMU
@robertgumm41403 жыл бұрын
Under siege
@Coachpope6923 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@joshdoe11843 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeaaaahhhh, booooyyyyeeee!!!!
@vincialessandro661211 ай бұрын
Jo champa
@shaunross5132 жыл бұрын
Gene Lebell is a well known liar.
@nervousnotebooks3 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes
@magicjohnson31213 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@birdland853 жыл бұрын
Scott really hurt you huh buddy?
@joelfolgner82343 жыл бұрын
First! Woo! I win!
@jameswarner58783 жыл бұрын
It appears Josh Doe and his comment "Yeeeeaaaahhhh, booooyyyyeeee!!!!" was here first.