"That mannequin was just two days away from retirement" Best joke ever!
@The_Kentuckian2 жыл бұрын
"He misunderstood 'desserting'" had me laughing out loud, at work. I just imagine Steven foraging through the jungle for a table of Little Debbie snacks.
@oldcdog912 жыл бұрын
14:23 I’ve watched a lot of Seagal’s early films and I think this is the only time his character got hit and the vibe wasn’t, “I let him hit me so that I could shrug it off and show what a badass I am.” Makes we wonder if Seagal actually did get hit in this scene and it rocked his world so badly that he decided, “that’s it!! No one is ever allowed to hit me in one of my movies EVER again!”
@furious33832 жыл бұрын
And in Hard to Kill his Mason Storm character ended up shot and comatose for 7 years. His first two films were maybe the only two where he actually took some significant damage. Agreed.
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
You forgetting marked for death? He got hit several times there, and got captured twice. He also got hit a few times in Glimmer Man by the russian mobsters and then by the Hitman at the end.
@furious33832 жыл бұрын
@@AztecUnshaven Lol. That’s right! Smh
@aikidoboynj2 жыл бұрын
Henry Silva (Zagon) accidentally broke Steven's nose in that scene. He had to ice it all night to stop the bruising.
@galil_6863 Жыл бұрын
That punch looked very realistic and I don't think Seagal has enough acting talent to make ANYTHING look real. He definitely got hit there 😂
@johnmccarron70662 жыл бұрын
This movie does have one of my all time favorite unironic Stephen Seagal tough guy lines. When that one guy (who he straight up murders at 11:00) says he can't shoot all of them, he says, "Maybe not, but I'll get an A for effort." I have no idea why, but I absolutely love that line.
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
Lol yup! Classic movie.
@MrNegativecreep072 жыл бұрын
Is this the only Seagal movie where he actually takes a beating? You know, that narrative device used in all good action films because it exposes the protagonist's vulnerabilities and makes their eventual triumph more meaningful?
@user-is7xs1mr9y2 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine an alternate reality where Seagal was the star in Die Hard and his character only had a few bruises and minor cuts from falling and that's it.
@20biomed082 жыл бұрын
The movie he did with tyson he hets cracked good by mike.
@sprouts55352 жыл бұрын
China salesman he gets knocked out lmao
@thomasb-o6j2 жыл бұрын
In Exit Wounds, DMX beats the hell out of him.
@shiningaffluence7606 Жыл бұрын
No, he got his nose beaten until bleeding in the Glimmer Man (1996)...
@djcease19962 жыл бұрын
Going back to where it all started is great. Where Seagal was young and fresh, and introduced Aikido to the entire world.
@LordDeBahs2 жыл бұрын
you mean bullshito
@Deriv442 жыл бұрын
Wow I almost forgot Sharon Stone was his wife in this movie well 2 years later she got an upgrade and became Arnold wife in Total Recall 😆 🤣
@ninjanibba42592 жыл бұрын
Better character too
@sauter15 ай бұрын
Until Arnie told her "Consider it a diwworce!"
@melvert332 жыл бұрын
The clerk guy behind the grid at 11.50 is Johnny the gangster from the Home Alone films!
@oldcdog912 жыл бұрын
“Anatomy of a Film featuring Steven Seagal and JCVD” should seriously be a course offered in community colleges 😂
@Canoby2 жыл бұрын
It is fascinating how their early films had a similar aesthetic and ideology... though I like the fact that JCVD is willing to have his character beat up in his films- it makes the triumph all the more satisfying. Seagal playing someone who is nigh invincible in universe gets a bit boring after a while.
@mattymaple19762 жыл бұрын
U won the internets! Lol well done!
@oldcdog912 жыл бұрын
@@Canoby Exactly right! The movies tend to follow the same formula, but Van Damme loves the hero’s journey. Seagal thinks we all want Superman without the pesky Kryptonite.
@Canoby2 жыл бұрын
@@oldcdog91 And no real emotional connections to anyone in his life, which is really what makes Superman interesting as a character, when written well. That's one of the reasons it's always so much cringe when a Seagal character "gets" the girl
@StevanSeagal2 жыл бұрын
I am here for this.
@mattymaple19762 жыл бұрын
Having grown up in Milwaukee and Chicago, I can attest to some of the detectives accents. When he runs, it looks like his arms are tossing dice or setting up a close magic trick. "Mmmm, there is a quarter hiding... in... your... ear" (skinny seagal voice)
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
Lol! I love how you described him running.
@mattymaple19762 жыл бұрын
@@valkyrie9646 Its like he is doing a reverse karate chop. Why swing downwards from the shoulder when u can fool your opponent by swinging up from the hip. That is why he is Sensei Seagal, he knows this sh#$ and we do not.
@danielfernandez2513 Жыл бұрын
Crazy watching the first review and it was like it was a whole different voice lol. You have come along way RedEye!
@frankthespank2 жыл бұрын
This movie kinda had some all-stars! Pam Grier, Sharon Stone, Henry Silva….. Seagal…🫤
@docsnake2 жыл бұрын
And Michael Rooker (though his part was small).
@mattpatt1992 жыл бұрын
HEY IT'S SIDEBURNS STEVE! Another funny AF review and love that you are re-doing some of the older one's! Thanks as always for all the laughs RedEye 👏
@parisgreen46002 жыл бұрын
OMG, Baby Michael Rooker in that bar scene! His voice is so distinctive, couldn't be anybody else. This has got to be one of his very first roles. If Seagal wasn't such an all-purpose tool, his run would be kind of endearing. He's like an eggbeater with legs! 10:50 - Wait, did that portly guy just call Seagal "Fatass"? Maybe he had a time machine? Pam Grier is awesome in any decade - I remember she was on "Knots Landing" (cheesy '80s nighttime soap) - still awesome.
@robd13292 жыл бұрын
...Yondu!!!
@alexpowers5117 Жыл бұрын
I liked her in Jackie brown
@j.tgrooms2 жыл бұрын
Henry Silva plays a great bad guy. Just don't give him plain coffee. It drives him crazy
@troycannon1002 жыл бұрын
He really knows how to help folks leave the bronx
@dochocson2 жыл бұрын
I recall that some of the cops in the movie were played by real-life Chicago PD officers. You'll see a lot of them in Chuck Norris' "Code of Silence" (which incidentally also co-starred Henry Silva).
@mattiasjohansson19132 жыл бұрын
And both movies were directed by Andrew Davis.
@jamesanthonygreen8233 Жыл бұрын
I loved watching both this movie and this hilarious review. I also loved watching Code of Silence and greatly enjoyed watching The Package which were all directed by Andrew Davis and reunited numerous actors.
@ronincomix2 жыл бұрын
I like how you've evolved your commentary to be more dynamic over the course of your channel. NOT that your older videos aren't great! But these recent videos have such a great format and structure! Kiyai it up! LETS GOO!
@MarioLamRedRebel2 жыл бұрын
One of the best martial arts movies ever made. From one of the greatest martial artist on this planet.🥋 OSU 🥋
@thegreatergood80812 жыл бұрын
My main problem with this movie? I wanted Seagal to break more of Henry Silva's bones. "Ahhh! AAAAUUUGGH...."
@JoeR2032 жыл бұрын
Now watch the Chuck Norris movie "Code Of Silence" and count how many of the supporting actors were also in that.
@MoviesNeverSayDie2 жыл бұрын
A great 80's flick! Seagal started out of the gate in the genre stronger than Stallone, Arnold and Van Damme with Above the Law, Marked for Death Out for Justice and Under Siege. All headlining actioners, without needing any smaller roles in other gigs. Sad he just didn't have that longevity of the others and tapered to the straight-to-video section so quickly.
@megatronjenkins24732 жыл бұрын
Seagull doesn't taper, he plumpens!🤣🤣🤣
@jonsnipe54842 жыл бұрын
I'm 39 I was a seagal fan until I paid to go see half past dead🤣🤣
@MoviesNeverSayDie2 жыл бұрын
@@megatronjenkins2473 🤣🤣
@11bravo17892 жыл бұрын
@@jonsnipe5484 we will always have Above the Law - Under Siege 2. Thats my limit. I can watch the Glimmer Man also. But anything passed that I refuse. But his early string is unmatched I dgaf what anybody says
@Sillysoft Жыл бұрын
@@jonsnipe5484 I loved half past dead. It was so bad, it was good.
@Derekconlon2 жыл бұрын
“Because I’m dope and I do dope shit” broke me.
@BatCaveOz2 жыл бұрын
"Even skinny Steven kissed weird". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@capedhamster2 жыл бұрын
Dude this was a staple of my movie watching in the 80's and 90's. You gotta do " hard to kill next" pretty please
@11bravo17892 жыл бұрын
Ive said it many times. Above the Law - Under Siege is the best string of action films from any one of that era’s action stars. The arm snapping, pony tail swinging, crown vic driving, hitting Richie with a pan goodness is just too awesome. That being said, I approve your message.
@Billy-bc8pk Жыл бұрын
This. Seagal had a lot of carthatic storytelling/action sequencing in his films during those string of films, especially Out for Justice. There was never a bad guy you wanted to see get the sort of comeuppance that Richie got than in that film.
@11bravo1789 Жыл бұрын
@@Billy-bc8pk yea its a shame Seagal didnt just bow out gracefully when everything started to go south. His first five films were awesome and I dgaf what anybody says
@user-is7xs1mr9y2 жыл бұрын
11:50 Hey, isn't that the "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal" guy? lol. Thank you Redeye for this amazing video, I burst out laughing several times. I feel much better now, take care!
@BruceLeroyUK2 жыл бұрын
Good spot!!!
@GummoNZ2 жыл бұрын
16:23 "Don't walk far" "Oh, don't worry in a few years he won't be able to" LOL!!
@unclerickstv94582 жыл бұрын
I actually looked for a new video today and I believe he's on vacation... Which he deserves. So I came here and can't believe I missed this one. Kinda glad I did, get to watch the great at work like it's new. Sweet. Thanks.
@dang90592 жыл бұрын
Really love these video reviews
@nerfherder35532 жыл бұрын
A little side note whenever they use Chicago PD in movies from this era if you notice it's the same actors go back and watch The fugitive pretty sure they're using the same cops it's not just these two movies. Random I know. Love that your revisiting good old segal
@MrPolicekarim2 жыл бұрын
The actor Dennis Farina was 1 of those guys. He became a full-time actor, after appearing in Thief, and he appeared in Code of Silence, with Chuck Norris.
@robwalsh98432 жыл бұрын
It has be said. We can fill a pre-internet phonebook with jokes about Steven Seagal, but he was a huge breath of fresh air when he first entered the action scene. The only other martial arts movie actor i can think of who was known for horribly maiming and killing his opponents was Sonny Chiba.
@Billy-bc8pk Жыл бұрын
True, but the downside was that many of Sonny's fight scenes were goofy and were almost on the line of parodying the martial arts genre.
@boogerman9082 жыл бұрын
Above the law?! I AM THE LAW!
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
John Leguizano!! Seagal is such a tw-t.
@Humongous4202 жыл бұрын
YEEES!!! As I sit here working on MY NINJA 🤣🤣 this pops up...Oh Redeye you are the man! I couldn't be more excited for this review. Thank you for all you do and thank you for taking time to be part of my passion project My Ninja and voicing none other than the sexual assault expert Steven Seagull 😎
@headdeath59752 жыл бұрын
Please don't remove your old videos. They have charme about them.
@MrGuitarforyou Жыл бұрын
I fucking love all these Seagal era movies I rewatch them regularly.. to bad he couldn’t make as strong of movies later on.
@BrandonHobson-hr9zk9 ай бұрын
I've been with you since literally your first few videos. Had to make a new YT account but I'm happy to see how much your channel has grown your dope bro thank you for all the laughs
@RedEyeReviews9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! It is crazy to see how far we've come :) I really appreciate your support
@adamdarmstaedter12562 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, this is probably one of the best Steven Seagal movies. The only ones I have on DVD are this one, Marked for Death, and Under Siege.
@Billy-bc8pk Жыл бұрын
Hard to Kill and Out for Justice were awesome, too.
@samholdsworth4202 жыл бұрын
Very nice, I was watching a few of your older videos last and it seem like you're anemic in them. 😂 Appreciate your work!
@docwho28282 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagull has 20 years of experience in weird foreshadowing!
@oliverkloshophdndrecords502 жыл бұрын
Awesome af as always!!!
@davidfausel90292 жыл бұрын
Loved the redo!! This still was a pretty solid action movie. After all this time, it's so odd to actually see Seagal trying. Smiling, actually expressing some kind of emotion etc And I have to be the biggest fan of your Cartman/Seagal voice..... But I'll say, your skinny Seagal is actually not that bad. I think you need to redo hard to kill so we can hear it again lol
@Billy-bc8pk Жыл бұрын
Yup, from Above the Law up to Under Siege all of those films are really well done, greatly paced, and have awesome action scenes that still hold up to this day. Seagal also really bit hard into the ultra-violence era of Hollywood, being one of the few "good guys" who oftentimes dished it out harder than the villains.
@Blutteufel2 жыл бұрын
_"Well, that is because any book that we would give YOU has a lot of colouring involved."_ You just won the Internet.
@RobinJohnstonphotography2 жыл бұрын
There was such a franchise here waiting to happen. Above The Law, Below The Law, Around The Law, Beside The Law. Franchise. Think big, Steve!
@requiemagent30142 жыл бұрын
I was hoping you could do a re do of "face off". It's one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies and I would love to if you could do a second take on it.
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
Agree completely. Travolta is a walking joke but he was actually decent in that film.
@jimmyhass49002 жыл бұрын
That was fun. I'd watch more of those. It made me and my son laugh pretty hard a at a couple points. I don't know about redoing every movie of his you already did cuz Holy hell that was a lot. Lol
@jamstonjulian69472 жыл бұрын
Glad you recapped this cause I forgot everything that happened in this movie. Marked For Death and Out For Justice were more memorable.
@bakedspade2 жыл бұрын
You're class Redeye, love your reviews. Even this second take works real well cause of the space of time between the first and how you've improved.
@JacobDean885 ай бұрын
There is nothing wrong with re-do's... As long as it's not to often or to soon.... I mean, in all honesty the library for movies to review is endless.... Rocking video! As always 🔥
@Canoby2 жыл бұрын
LOL Steven Seagal starring in a movie where Sharon Stone appears as his wife and she barely gets second billing... wow 1988 was a completely different world than 2022
@WeldinMike276 ай бұрын
I watched all the SS movies when I was younger. He was a total bad ass back then.
@TheCrector2 жыл бұрын
Very much enjoyed the redo!
@nc322032 жыл бұрын
Another Entertaining Red Eye Review 🤣
@zman924122 жыл бұрын
Do these re dos this was awesome...man do a third one too a trilogy ..this is great stuff..keep it up
@PublicEnemyNo19 Жыл бұрын
well, I just finished watching all 83 videos from your Seagal playlist. I loved every one of them do us all a big favor do a redo on all the ones you did before your new format you make me laugh, especially when you imitate his voice or his mumbling’s, keep up the great job. I’ll be watching.
@profesorgonzalezpontiles90702 жыл бұрын
that make a wish pun got me! hahahahah
@alexquintana10312 жыл бұрын
YES! This is my favorite movie🙌🏾 I love Salvano and had a buddy with that same greasy Latino 80’s perm🤣🙌🏾
@elguido2 жыл бұрын
14:51 they ask Seagal to NOT get up and to remain sitted. Wow, it really was another era.
@zachariahscott6648 Жыл бұрын
The funniest line from this movie (which I did not take note of from the last couple of times that I ever watched it) was when Seagal's character, Nico, says, "That was C4! I know what C4 smells like! I know what C4 - blows - like!" 🤣
@sethprice2412 жыл бұрын
That was great! I can't remember the other review either, and I'm too lazy to watch it again. Let's just say this one was way better! Excellent job! Thanks red eye, take it easy.
@zali132 жыл бұрын
When we could actually see O-Sensei running like a girl instead of waddling about like the tub of lard he's become. Good times
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
Seagal ain't "O'Sensei", that was the founder of Aikido's nickname, Morihei Ueshiba. Seagal was "Take Shigemichi" in Japan.
@allenlindsey11752 жыл бұрын
most unintentionally funny man ever
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
@@allenlindsey1175 until he catches up to you and snaps your arms in half lol.
@allenlindsey11752 жыл бұрын
@@AztecUnshaven lolz..True I Personally have seen at the DVD/ VHS store a life sized cardboard cut out of S.S. doing that exact thing. I have never been so scared in public before.
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
@@allenlindsey1175 lol
@bigwendigo22532 жыл бұрын
Redo was 9/10!
@420gaiden2 жыл бұрын
You young Steven seagal voice was top tier my man. You don’t have to work on it. It was solid. Thank you for redoing this. Now I’m going back to the original episode and compare. You should redo some other older ones.
@nebfreely3172 жыл бұрын
Nice! Great RedEye ReDo Broseph! Thank you. Keep em coming please lol
@megatronjenkins24732 жыл бұрын
More RedEye Redos!!!
@yourfriend90482 жыл бұрын
LOVED IT! AGAIN!!! keep going bro!!! id watch ALL of steve seaguls reviews again!
@gamerjonas56732 жыл бұрын
Yes I would loved to see more REDO😂👍 I’m glad I found this channel and keep up the good work! Greetings from 🇸🇪
@leomunroe93482 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this again: I forgot Henry Silva was in this and he makes anything he's in 40-65% better
@TroubleToby30402 жыл бұрын
40-65%? I feel like you did some real research and calculations to come up with this. A lesser man would have gone 50-75%, but you saw that that just didn't add up. Good job. Also, who's Henry Silva?
@leomunroe93482 жыл бұрын
He's only a classic 'Hey It's that guy!" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Silva
@shadowwarrior72182 жыл бұрын
Definitely a big yes for the Re-do's
@MarioSratss Жыл бұрын
Great Redo. The movie is really good. I never noticed Michael Rooker 😮 Your review is awesome 👍😉
@larshansson19532 жыл бұрын
Ah. Back when Steven was actually in the movies he headlined for more than 15 minutes. He even moves.
@valkyrie96462 жыл бұрын
He wears shirts tucked into pants and belts!
@JACSLuvsNachos2 жыл бұрын
Even in the 80s, what cop didn't have multiple guns in the personal arsenal?
@suge81322 жыл бұрын
Again, Redeye, you are my FAV channel! Always makes my shitty night shift better when I can come home n watch you’re vids! And your seagal Voice is SPOT ON🤣🤣🤣🤣 especially the fat seagal 👍🏻👌🏻🤣🤣
@MrPoogly2 жыл бұрын
The only thing wrong with your old videos was audio volume. These redo's are greatly appreciated!
@wimvanderstraeten65212 жыл бұрын
Andrew Davis also directed the Chuck Norris movie Code of Silence, a movie you should definitely do someday.
@drzhivago22282 жыл бұрын
I really wish someone could create a meme of the Jason Bourne scene of “JC it’s…” and then someone saying Steven seagal and then a nice montage of his wonderful aikido skills
@pablosilva69882 жыл бұрын
Hey, the guy from Baywatch. Cool to see where a lot of actors in early roles.
@SteelJaguar96722 жыл бұрын
Keep doing re-do's. Your format has evolved and while the first time around hooked me to your channel I would like to see them re-done in your peak form. Keep it going, man!
@Ironheart73 Жыл бұрын
Trivia: The man responsible for Seagal's big break was agent and businessman Michael Ovitz who was his Aikido student. Ovitz was well-connected and got Seagal gigs like making television appearances, providing martial arts training for movie stars, then eventually this starring role. Ovitz also knew ex-special forces and CIA guys, which during film production Seagal was able to hangout with. So when Seagal did interviews to promote this movie, he took the stories of these special forces guy and passed it at his own. He even overly exaggerated them. One of his claims is that before being involved in movies, he was actually part of the team that extracted the Shah of Iran and his family to London and Paris. It was all over the papers. Fortunately for Seagal, the internet practically did not exist yet at the time. Seagal would have a falling out with Ovitz, and he would sell his ass out later on
@Billy-bc8pk Жыл бұрын
That makes sense why Seagal had a short stint as a leading man and then fell off the radar into DTV territory.
@DevilFan669 Жыл бұрын
at 6:49 lol bro i do love this guy and that guy was hilarious in this movie too and this movie still holds up after all these years too and its such a good classic action flick movie bro and great review too btw bro you sure cracked me up man
@Rotionu2 жыл бұрын
"First time when I got blown up by C 4 happened 54 years ago. I know what I am doing" Nico Toscani.
@s-man2442 жыл бұрын
That was great!! Loved it!
@codiak26802 жыл бұрын
The skinny Seagal voice was great so don't worry about it.
@ZXChrisR142 жыл бұрын
Totally worth it.
@oliverkloshophdndrecords502 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao @ "because I'm dope and I do dope shit"
@Cobi72 жыл бұрын
you me Sir deserve a million more likes!
@justanobservation9350 Жыл бұрын
11:51 is that the old man in the home alone movie, that Kevin is watching, “angels with filthy souls”?!
@mroctober36572 жыл бұрын
And so a thousand Aikido dojos were born.
@audreysinclair8862 Жыл бұрын
I always love 💕💕 all of steven segal movies I'm a fan of his movies so I would like to see all of them again especially the jamaican ones them thanks in advance for bringing them back to my memory
@jacobsaccount93532 жыл бұрын
9:04. This is so unintentionally funny 😅🥴🤣
@Tapp.dergon2 жыл бұрын
"Haven't been down here since I was a kid" that didn't age well what so ever
@Patrick-ud3vu2 жыл бұрын
Seagal would legitimately beat up the stuntmen because he claimed it added to the realism.
@AztecUnshaven2 жыл бұрын
In some ways it did lol. These fight scenes are brutally realistic and still hold up today.
@Patrick-ud3vu2 жыл бұрын
@@AztecUnshaven lol such a visionary that Seagal!
@KidFresh712 жыл бұрын
Skinny Steven actually has charisma, while being half the man he is now. Literally, like 190 lbs. lighter.
@anotherone79242 жыл бұрын
Hilarious review 🤣🤣🤣 Have we plan have some more, Red Eye?
@TheSolgrid2 жыл бұрын
Great redo
@sscarter742 жыл бұрын
Definitely worth it!
@TheBrewjo2 жыл бұрын
Going AWOL during a war has the same outcome as sleeping with Seagal- Dishonorable Discharge!
@popo-yq5je2 жыл бұрын
"you wanna get hiiigh...." In agony way... Hahahha
@goodboy69472 жыл бұрын
12:02 I wished you would react to that. "If you don't hurry, I'm gonna empty this gun in your butt"