Bridge Constructor Portal Gameplay: Let's Play Bridge Constructor Portal

[@nguyenhuuvinh6492]

I got a physics question for Jane: If both triangle and heart shape offer good support then would the strongest shape in the world be a love triangle?

[@mikewood8815]

awwww

[@realism_logic]

Nice.

[@TheCarrot11]

I bet Oxbox knows all about the power of love triangles, what with Jane liking Andy, and Mike liking Andy, and they all have to be professional for work.

[@danneko4308]

You're forgetting that Andy also likes Andy.

[@hazemalagha]

I can officially confirm using my science-calculator-thingamajig (tm) that you are correct ! You've made a scientific breakthrough

[@NathanWeeks]

Building wobbly bridges over chasms and acid pits while using portals to avoid the flat parts, and calling the people who use your bridges "survivors", is why civil engineers are never put in charge of things.

[@busydadliving6380]

The longer Jane goes in this video, the more she starts to sound like GLaDOS. In retrospect, I can't imagine that it could have ended any other way.

[@crows2808]

I can't believe you guys took so long on the last one. When all you had to do was extend a straight line. The forklifts were clearly getting enough height. But no, OxBox decides to create an obstacle by building a ramp they can fall gently from. To be fair, that's specifically the sort of thing I come here to see.

[@musicadictor]

I know right?! I usually enjoy their silliness but this was so painful as it was just plain logic they fought against XD

[@roco3272]

Scenario 08 was just painful to watch. Now I know that if I ever need to stump Jane or Andy I just need to give them a logic problem.

[@jaylovelc2980]

Im glad it was said

[@NateTheScot]

Yea. I honestly have no idea how anyone could make that SO difficult for themselves. I don't want to be mean but.... that was not a stunning display of intelligence from them there.

[@JamesTM]

"What's a human life worth?" - Jane Douglas 2018 She's the perfect Aperture Science employee. ... or overlord.

[@elafimilo8199]

You forgot "Learn by testiiiiing!"

[@timothymclean]

"The bridge was destroyed and most of the vehicle's occupants were killed. Success!" This sounds less like a construction company and more like a serial killer. So we're keeping to the tone of the original games.

[@mikewood8815]

Conner liked building things

[@VelcroYuppie]

To be fair, most things Jane builds are for finding better ways to kill people.

[@warandpoetry9542]

How do Jane and Andy keep getting work... Oh right, it's Aperture. They want them to fail. For science.

[@mikewood8815]

FACT: Andy does not love history, hes just been there.... cuz portals and Jane... ohhh Jane... in 3019 her name is feared even more than our overlord Ikle Giggles

[@fredbyoutubing]

That`s when we understood that GLadOS and Jane have a lot in common.

[@interregnum_]

I don't know about the engineering, but, considering they were being used as cannon fodder, I'd say the test subjects were pretty civil.

[@Tellingfibulas]

Coming this Autumn, from OxBox Studios, "Eyesosceles: Two sides of equal terror."

[@dallydaydream]

Okay, the best I could come up with was tr-eye-angles, so you have my profound respect. (And possibly a boo from Andy.)

[@Tellingfibulas]

Is there any greater validation of a pun, than a boo from Andy? No. No there is not

[@dallydaydream]

That's exactly what I say! : D

[@anarchond]

"that looks good to me" - Jane SUCH a Reassuring statement from a brilliant architect

[@jameswest6232]

Only on this channel is a 70-degree ramp considered "shallow". Granted, Mike would probably call a 90 degree ramp the same thing.

[@willcalvert1608]

Andy and Jane making sure Aperture Science has a steady supply of Companion Cubes

[@joelblack3559]

Got to love the loopholes. It only said vehicle had to get over. Nailed it!!

[@d0natr0n47]

I can only dream of constructing such flawless death ramps as Jane & Andy. Such flawless, death-filled beauty, brings a tear to a glass eye so it does. Flawless.

[@maxlittlewood]

So this went about as well as last time

[@demongoddessentertainment7947]

About to leave for army basic training, but I'm going to miss you guys. I'll watch in spirit lol.

[@ptonpc]

Good luck and stay safe

[@aaoronsathi8833]

Bryan Biffath good luck!

[@X3._.n3]

FLAWLESS!

[@roperl22]

Janes butchering of the explanation of quantum tunneling reminds me of my days in university, we butchered a lot of quantum mechanics at university

[@EzraColdsGarage]

I must respect the initial determination to make a forklift move vertically. Gravity be damned!

[@ptonpc]

As soon as I saw this on Twitter I thought "Jane and Andy are murdering more innocents. Yay?"

[@mikewood8815]

yeah, they don't post about the guilty ppl they murder, wish they would

[@janinezur4229]

Really Jane? You can't think of another bridge? Not one bridge that may or may not be located in London?

[@CaitlinRC]

Who needs to obey the laws of physics... Not us! *floats away*

[@X3._.n3]

Caitlin RC you have fun asphyxiating in the cold dead vacuum of space. I'll just stay down here.

[@delpantion6045]

Caitlin RC I don't know I found logic and all of the physics in this game(Slammed face-first into the floor like a 20lb bag of potatos)

[@timmyteaches7663]

Caitlin RC yeah your comment today is just not good. Better luck on the next one m8

[@FNX42]

Caitlin RC Maybe Jane with her physics degree?

[@Breadloafxp]

Jane: "It doesn't cost us anything except human lives" Has Jane been taking lessons from GLaDOS again?? 😱

[@stingwookie7873]

OutsideBridges would be the best spinoff channel ever

[@hazemalagha]

After GLaDoS said 'Your ability to destroy without question is quite impressive' to Jane i was like 'Huh . I guess you've never met Jane .'

[@Mormielo]

I find Jayne's lack of physics disturbing...

[@tormagnusvallestad7659]

The hero of Oxbox, the gal we call Jayne?

[@Mormielo]

Sorry i am not a native speaker i always mix those up, i write from Canton.

[@misterthegeoff9767]

Select a Yellow hinge? Quick, someone inform Luke this game has hinges!

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

*pulling hair* dear lord, you just need to extend the last section out, no ramping etc. the forklift was clearing the height of final platform, geeeeeyaaaaaahhhhh

[@NateTheScot]

Yea.... I really did begin to wonder if they were deliberately being so utterly stupid just for the sake of the video... But that might just be wishful thinking on my part because I really don't want to believe anyone could be that dumb.

[@jhsand1515]

I can't properly imagine how terrifying/exhilarating it would be to go through a portal and suddenly be diving straight down on a forklift. I would definitely be checking my shorts after that.

[@DamnedEyez]

...and that's why you don't hire astrophysicists and historians for structural engineering.

[@briedoll2075]

The bridge gods have been appeased, Ptriangulus smiles warmly upon your bridge building souls

[@keyblademasterkatsu7839]

I hope this goes as well as that time when Jane and Andy baked the Aperture Chocolate Cherry cake :3

[@nicholascross3557]

This video has stimulated my little-used giggle response... tee hee.

[@dragonchic360]

Jane's definition of quantum tunneling gives me life. Much better than the 5-page derivation in my text.

[@geenibt518]

GLaDOS: “Your ability to destroy without question is guide impressive” Jane, remembering the eldritch blast: “I know...”

[@kgoodell7015]

Flawless bridge constructing masterpiece

[@corneredbadger]

"It doesn't cost us anything human except lives." Never has a quote summed up Overlord Jane better.

[@neilclarkwork]

Jane, "I can barely walk up any kind of steep incline"! Remember when you went to space camp and you ran up a vertical wall?

[@augustguemmer8204]

Andy “it’s too steep” Jane *makes it more steep*

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Another item to add to the list of unexpectedly brilliant crossovers

[@davidsullivan1994]

watching that last level was so frustratingly flawless

[@jesssealey6552]

I love it when they get jane started on physics, I've learned more about physics than school ever taught :)

[@davionbanuelos9539]

(Ragnar the red from skyrim)There were two constructers named andy and jane who spent money on bridges and went insane

[@AimlessGoth]

That was flawless. F-l-a-w-l-e-s-s. Flawless.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

That was... Flawless..? Yeeaah, yeah, that's it. Flawless.

[@zerosleep5152]

Flawless and all working as intended.

[@CodeNameNES1]

This is the quality engineering content i have subscribed to this channel for.

[@panda_kebab]

Alright! Let's wait for Jane's science skills! Oh, oh no.... Can we call in Mike & his Hitman rubber duck?

[@dogboy282]

As a civil engineer, I can say this is exactly how bridges are designed and built. If you guys ever want to change fields, you've got a job with my firm!

[@willtanner457]

Flawless video guys. Also Mike needs to play this with the goal of cheapest bridge builds.

[@AjesDH82]

Yeah, Bridge Constructor is back.

[@marielyne3115]

This is nothing short of flawless.

[@Alex-oz7uo]

I think this just proves that Jane is the criminal mastermind, and Andy is the henchman that keeps the lab from getting blown up

[@EchoesofEilidh]

Hey guys; I know this video doesn’t have a lot of views and that the comment system is rather broken, but I would love to see you play more of this; it was really nice. I love your channel and your content. You guys are great!

[@John_Smith.]

Apparently Andy and Jane have forgotten that there are red and yellow portals in Portal 2's co-op mode. Also that the fact GLaDOS hasn't killed you yet is way more canon breaking.

[@Sakkeru96]

I'm pretty sure the portals were yellow/red and light blue/dark blue in Portal 2 Co-op mode since you had two guns going on. So this has precedent.

[@samgonzalez8662]

Jeff Goldblum = chaos. I feel like I've seen that before.....

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

You guys definitely created flawless bridges - if flawless bridges mean flawless ways for the workers to die tragically, with your employee photos saved in their death reports for posterity.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

For the next Portal (if it ever comes), Andy will be the voice of the new robot antagonist. His weakness will be history memorabilia and one-on-one fighting matches. He will sometimes brag, and act cocky while screaming or singing from things that appear out of nowhere.

[@SNAKEpphair]

For anyone wondering where Mike is, he got excited at the prospect of driving into portals and then brought Luke and Ellen along for the ride!

[@TrafficJamByCam]

I definitely want to see more of this!

[@infinitelives1119]

Triangles everywhere! Illuminati confirmed. Glados is the eye.

[@trismugistus]

Nought to metaphysical in under three minutes. And then proper Physics by the six minute mark. This is why I love oxbox :).

[@FNX42]

This all reminds me of the second Tron film, where Jeff Bridges fought Jeff Bridges on a bridge.

[@samperryman167]

Little known fact, Triangle Eyes started his career working as the stunt double for Pyramid Head.

[@therealsulaco]

"Do a sick jump off it, please." Delightful.

[@JKM395]

As we all suspected, you’re the best ever at this game.

[@josephcuncarr9246]

Jane and Andy will forever be known as the saviours of our environment, reducing congestion and pollution with their ingenious creation of a bridge designed to drop 2 out of every 5 motor vehicles into a pool of deadly acid. We'll never have to worry about traffic again.

[@jerrylim8748]

Thanks to this video, I went to download Bridge Constructor Playground and had a blast with it, thanks Oxbox!

[@lnt305]

I'm just here to tell you that was flawless

[@zulubunsen9067]

Ways to cross a river according to Andy: bridge, swimming, and... pogo stilts. With the heart of a pirate (or lion or whale or whatever) I'm a bit surprised you didn't think of a boat or a ship... Can I just check that Pirating Licence for a sec?

[@sacrilegiousboi]

Straw rafts are my favorite way of crossing a river :)

[@alexgriffin8381]

The red and dark blue ones were introduced in the co-op of portal 2

[@macattack7949]

Thanks to this vid, I intend to pass all future engineering courses by simply writing "Build more triangles" on everything... because of science

[@Geek-LDS]

So Glados finally found a hobby! Ya for her! She needed to get out more.

[@gisdings]

This is going directly on my steam wishlist... soooo for having the same amount of fun I need only Jane and Andy to play with me.

[@JoyFetters]

"I can't name any other bridges." Me, a Portland native: "Ooh--I can give you twelve! Steel/Broadway/Hawthorne/Burnside/Morrison/Markham/Sellwood/St. Johns/Fremont/Tillakum/Ross Island/Burlington..." Everyone else: *already fallen asleep*

[@greenmeat1270]

From what I've seen Andy and Jane also design London roundabouts, as a couple of losses are deemed acceptable

[@nickjeffery536]

Sacrifice to the Bridge Gods - I didn't realise Cthulhu was into bridges... must be a sideline...

[@connor203]

I can Andy an Jane as corrupt AI cores in a future portal game.

[@alvarolara2438]

I screamed internally for most part of this video. Still love you guys and don't worry, I scream internally most of the time =)

[@KarateKitty5000]

I like bridge constructer portal , but I wish Valve would come back and make Portal 3 . Gr8 video !

[@stevenn1940]

We already had canon portals that were different colors than orange and blue! Specifically red and light blue. What? You don't remember this? Are you sure you played all of portal 2? Including the co-op? :3

[@SakuraKotoni]

The multicoloured portals are from Co-op. P-Body had red and yellow portals, ATLAS had dark blue/purple and light blue. So they messed with the colours of portals all the way back in 2011. Also, I am never putting Jane in charge of construction. Her disregard for life is... well, this is Aperture, so normal.

[@mikewood8815]

Flawless viewing CONFIRMED!.... flawless playing.... hmmmm

[@seanthebluesheep]

If there's anything to be said about Jane and Andy's performance, I think it would have to be flawless. The two guys who fell out of the cart were actually bad people. It says so in their employee files: Bad people. It also says that no-one will miss them, and that they probably were going to punch some kittens.

[@jenmark-6593]

I can confirm that Jane’s and Andy’s bridge construction is flawless. It would be irresponsible NOT to let them build bridges in real life.

[@jonathanewing652]

A human life is worth 60 dollars? What is that in pounds? WHAT IS A BRITISH LIFE WORTH?!?!

[@Geek-LDS]

£30

[@alexkaen1701]

Andy: What if it were shallower? Jane, makes it steeper

[@AdamusPrime24]

Finally! Never thought we'd see Portal 3... :P

[@sethneville]

"They died in acid." Once Jane takes over, I think we'll be hearing that a lot. At least until she invents flaming acid.

[@LukeLantern]

Only one convoy!? The convoys are the best part!! (;w;)

[@dallydaydream]

Aww lookit all the cute little 2D test drivers... as they... plunge into the acid... oh...

[@michaelpiper22]

Looking at how Jane and Andy have a significantly high number of acceptable losses I believe they could truly apply for Aperture Science and would work their way up the chain of command quite quickly. Actually, I just realised Jane could be Glados, and Andy could be Wheatley. *cough* I mean, What fun!!. (Please don't Mike to hit me with his orbital cannon)

[@meatball9175]

2018, the second year of the Hinge continues! Viva L'Hinge!!

[@benevolentwaffle7438]

*with a gun to my head* *Through Gritted Teeth* "That...W...was...f...f..flawless...."

[@thisisodsmith]

If you pause this video at any point, you may actually hear Isambard Kingdom Brunel spinning in his grave. On the plus side, that does mean OX have mastered the art of perpetual motion...

[@panda_kebab]

You wanna place cables there? You girder be kidding me!

[@anthonypaparo]

I agree. That was totally flawless, guys. According to the Aperture definition, anyway.