Mike comes on the train intercom: “this is the driver, we’ll be stopping soon, so now would be a good time to make peace with your god, and then secure all belongings.”
@SunriseAshes6 жыл бұрын
"You do not have permission to drive this train." Maybe, just maybe, it might be something to do with getting locked out of your last train.
@CrimBlack6 жыл бұрын
Jane: "Why are there two little handles? Why is there one at the bottom?" For Ellen, clearly.
@Tenma24116 жыл бұрын
Oooh, savage.
@iClone3165 жыл бұрын
How tall is she?
@oxfanblink41154 жыл бұрын
iClone Animations she’s only a adorably small 5’ 3” according to the wiki for the oxventure guild
@CaptQuinnPool6 жыл бұрын
Dashing through the snow, in a giant diesel train, down the rails we go, screaming all the way. Mike wants a burger, Andy wants some bread, if this train doesn't stop right now we all will wind up dead. Slam the breaks, slam the breaks, brace for the impact, the Oxbox crew has gone insane, you better get off fast!
@Ward17066 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Washington Hey!
@matthewminor66805 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I've ever read on an OxBox video.
@savannadearing30205 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful 😭
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
That feeling when the train leaves without you... Sucks twice as much when you are the driver!
@MrSam48506 жыл бұрын
supernova582 *you’re
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
a person If it's moving Shepard want to bang it ;) Let's bang, ok
@kateschmid28896 жыл бұрын
But you are seeing things
@jonathanewing6526 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the "E-Brake at a Mile" plan actually worked!
@patrickbrennan74386 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Ewing I thought it was going to backfire Spectacularly 😅😂
@michellee11906 жыл бұрын
Dude! Spoilers!
@DarkSerris6 жыл бұрын
@Michelle EWhy would you read the comments before watching the vid ?
@DrakeAurum6 жыл бұрын
Well, it worked up until the point where they didn't actually throttle down, and then left the train effectively running with the handbrake on.
@outsidexbox6 жыл бұрын
us either!
@twosuperdorks6 жыл бұрын
Only the OX crew could turn something as simple as a train simulator into chaos.
@idontknowwhatiknew43946 жыл бұрын
From now on, whenever my train to London is delayed or cancelled I will assume it's because the driver has locked his or herself out of it.
@cardridj6 жыл бұрын
Maybe that is what is happening? 'signal failure' is probably just what they say to cover their embarrassment when the driver has locked themselves out yet again.
@cybercop31086 жыл бұрын
Or fell off
@idontknowwhatiknew43946 жыл бұрын
It's not something I'd admit to if it happened to me at my office
@cocodojo6 жыл бұрын
Would it be rude to ask if the driver's name was Mike from OX? I mean Only Mike could've pulled off those phase in / out as well as lock himself out of the train and have it leave the station without a driver shenanigans, right?
@cthulhumetalheart1826 жыл бұрын
@@cybercop3108 of the closed door.
@alexandertsimperdonis6 жыл бұрын
Oxbox team Drives train at 130mph: "Meh, boring" Sees Cafe Nero and Upper Crust shops:" This is the greatest deployment of Unreal Engine 4, ever!!"
@warandpoetry95426 жыл бұрын
So a game about the British rail system... So it's a psychological horror?
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
Well it certainly drove Andy and Jane insane. :p
@varunchaturvedi25816 жыл бұрын
Compared with the trains in India, it's the exact opposite.
@Speilbilde6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, when he walked through the train cars I was certain there was some PT stuff going down because they looked so similar....
@f0ur_G6 жыл бұрын
That, or a survival horror game. Not sure which...
@Horizon301.6 жыл бұрын
Katie Marshall why is that?
@jonathanbatz31836 жыл бұрын
"we are sorry for the delay, but this train can not start as the conductor fell out of a train at 50 mph and is limping on the train tracks towards the station. thank you for choosing gwr."
@cacs22016 жыл бұрын
You guys failed a mission to just stay in a train And I was entertained by it Wow, this is the best gaming channel ever
@cacs22016 жыл бұрын
judge me not by my web history Loktu well, I have beem watching this channel for around 2 years, but... thanks?
@AmethystRebellion2 жыл бұрын
Indeed! Got ya to 100 👍🏻
@ltamha6 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the terror of those poor passengers as the screeching of the E-Bake starts up and carries on for, what was it, 1.7 miles? AND then they hear Andy saying his usual "it'll be fine" (we've all heard THAT before!) and Mike saying "prepare to die"...I'd jump out the window, the risk of a few broken bones is better than having Mike, the King of Kaboom in charge of my commuter train to Ealing.
@Philadoxical6 жыл бұрын
So British public transport isn't great... BUT... The day I hear 'we have OXBOX joining us today as celebrity drivers,' I am getting off. Don't care where it is or how. I'm running.
@dallydaydream6 жыл бұрын
So is Mike, because he fell out of the train again.
@gosportjamie5 жыл бұрын
If it's Mike driving, running won't do you any good, you'll still get caught in the explosion...
@TheSkoot6 жыл бұрын
That must be the most excited anyone has ever been to see an Upper Crust.
@CaitlinRC6 жыл бұрын
This isn't a realistic train game, where is the replacement bus service?
@Grayvorn6 жыл бұрын
To come as dreaded DLC?
@swiney66876 жыл бұрын
As someone who just spent 7h trying to manage a distance ususally worth 2 1/2 h of transport, I can confirm. Be damned, German train services! *angry fist shaking*
@amo-kd9cn6 жыл бұрын
Caitlin RC probably late
@Philadoxical6 жыл бұрын
Must admit, the trains were also too clean and there were no delays on the track.
@cardridj6 жыл бұрын
Also unrealistic because you are able to sit on the train instead of having to stand the entire time because it is so packed.
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Mike, when you loose a train it's easy to *track* it...
@szbnahl6 жыл бұрын
Well of course there's a ghost in the train. Who else would operate the dead man's switch?
@brokenshard93236 жыл бұрын
A corpse?
@AD_Gray6 жыл бұрын
"Stand the hell back or you'll all die!" Jane's career in the travel industry was short lived I imagine 😂
@johnnyirish39006 жыл бұрын
As a regular user of GWR service from Slough I’m really unsure if this is a game or the interactive training simulator for train driver as I’m almost certain that I have been in a slowly moving train while the driver teleports onto it as it moves off from Ealing Broadway.
@zacharysmith4856 Жыл бұрын
If you had told me a year ago that I would watch three people play a train sim and enjoy it, I would have called you a liar. I would have been wrong. I love this channel. 7:44
@ephemeral.colors6 жыл бұрын
I can't shake the feeling that this video is, in some way, an allegory for the wild ride we have all been on since subscribing to outsidexbox.
@maxlittlewood6 жыл бұрын
stand in front of it he says it won't run you over he says it'll be fun he says NICE TRY ANDY
@CButtonshaw6 жыл бұрын
because of course it's self-aware lol
@cybercop31086 жыл бұрын
I bet he has tried that to people in real life too
@RhubarbCube6 жыл бұрын
While you sit there and commute you can turn on your Nintendo switch and play that. 10/10 would travel again.
@DrakeAurum6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a particularly neat touch of realism in the West World sim to have every second passenger adopt Yul Brynner's hairstyle.
@brentage50006 жыл бұрын
Mike: "Driving trains is easy!" Me: *resolves to never get on a train ever again*
@neolexiousneolexian60794 жыл бұрын
Look, you can either be on the train, where with any luck he'll be locked out and you'll be protected by the train's doors and bodywork.... or you can be off of the train, in which you'll have to deal with either 1) Mike running amok driving a train around or 2) Mike running amok without a train to keep him contained, and I'm not sure which is less survivable.
@skiddadleskidoodle40946 жыл бұрын
Boring, Andy? Are you kidding me this was the most exciting train related thing I've ever seen
@MaggoTDiluteD6 жыл бұрын
watch?v=K-tUQTw_Vtk
@JamBone2146 жыл бұрын
“Genuinely on this occasion I did not mean to do that” Do we need to have a talk Mike?
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
The jokes he makes about romance subplots in games make me think he likes that sort of thing in videogames.
@andymcp47526 жыл бұрын
Pfft simulator games.. If i wanted to sit in a room pressing all the buttons im told just to keep moving forward i'd-- oh wait thats every videogame isnt it..?
@p-y82106 жыл бұрын
damn you had me there
@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but in most games when you press the right buttons, murder happens. I guess that's decidedly not better
@cybercop31086 жыл бұрын
You broke my mind
@varunchaturvedi25816 жыл бұрын
Look Eastway Nice name.
@MaggoTDiluteD6 жыл бұрын
No it's not, some games allow you to choose which button to press to move forward, backward, sideways, not at all or completely break the game. Most modern games don't have that choice though.
@Dowgle6 жыл бұрын
Dashing through the snow, in a 3000hp train. Off the rails they go, causing lots of pain 🎵
@mattball86226 жыл бұрын
This video makes me proud to be British.
@yoyocookieyoyomoore92296 жыл бұрын
Matt Ball I wish I was British
@yastaav6 жыл бұрын
This was the strangest notification for a KZbin video I've ever received... Keep up the good work guys!
@MrDudeshutup1236 жыл бұрын
It's snowing and the trains are running? 0/10 totally unrealistic!
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@benisbread86996 жыл бұрын
While you guy's situation got "derailed" pretty quickly, I feel you all "conducted" yourselves well! Now that its over though, I think you guys really need to let off some steam! ...Ok I'm done.
@Nyahahameha6 жыл бұрын
Watching these guys try to operate a train really drives me locomotive. But I think we should switch to another track before we go too far.
@georgebynum26596 жыл бұрын
Ben Is Bread Go sit in the corner until you've learned your lesson, young man...
@cheezysauce49636 жыл бұрын
BOOOOO
@l12337996 жыл бұрын
This simulator is not accurate. There's a light dusting of snow and the train is running.
@cesaroviedo63456 жыл бұрын
Well, this let's play went of the rails really fast.
@tatsandcats39746 жыл бұрын
This game seems to really be on the right "track". Think I'll be "choo choo"sing this over the other games coming out.
@adeptusmedicus6 жыл бұрын
Good morning and welcome to this GWR service, we apologize for the delay, but the driver fell out of his previous train and had to walk over here before being distracted looking for his lunch.
@isobellerobson33456 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives at a further point along these lines, and regularly travels to Paddington, I can now see why GWR trains are constantly delayed!
@thenakknows16606 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, gotta love this channel. The trio always getting to shennagengin, and the banter is quite lively. Gotta love the oxb clique
@werelady6 жыл бұрын
Mike: on THIS occasion I did not mean to attempt to motorboat a random woman. Me:... is this a British thing?
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
the term "motorboat"? Um... that usage of the word isn't strictly British.
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince6 жыл бұрын
werelady As far as I know, it's a Mike thing. He should be required to wear a cone in public.
@werelady6 жыл бұрын
Mar Hawkman the term "motorboat" is not in question as to its origins, or cultural affinity. Only mikes timing and familiarity with the act, and recipient, being a social norm in the British isles. Hence the capitalization of the word this.
@pinkcloudsnightlightbell6 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@riveramnell1436 жыл бұрын
Mike’s superpower is being able to make absolutely anything fun. This should’ve been a horrendously boring video; instead it’s one of my new favorite Oxbox videos. Mike is the best ^_^
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
That little nerd-out over familiar sights in the train station was adorable 😂
@samthompson18045 жыл бұрын
Yep, still objectively your best video. All the better for knowing Mike made you play this just to troll Andy with a tedious game.
@InsertSmartNameHere6 жыл бұрын
Only Outsidexbox can turn a train simulator into a walking simulator!
@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt6 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is how Oxbox can bollocks up in a game with no difficulty settings, no deaths, and no fail settings. And make it absolutely hilarious
@Endegrim6 жыл бұрын
There aren't many people around who could make a game this dull, be as entertaining as the three of you, so massive kudos to you all for that.
@1Thunderfire5 жыл бұрын
Trains in Britain can be delayed by: * A light dusting of snow * Leaves on the tracks * Too much sun * [Insert more reasons here]
@oxfanblink41154 жыл бұрын
1Thunderfire Mike being in control 🤔same with why our buses being delayed long before the virus 😂
@Fa1con876 жыл бұрын
I think this lets play has some of the funniest banter in it of the lot. Please play this more
@dolfuny6 жыл бұрын
Only Mike could get locked out of his own train and fall out of a train
@SaintRenegade6 жыл бұрын
This starts as a Train Sim but ends up a Walking Sim. That's a level of de-escalation that's rare for Mike. I expected at least on derailment!
@brokenshard93236 жыл бұрын
Looks like a fun game, story seems a little on rails though
@kevinmiller16276 жыл бұрын
"Get on the tracks, it wouldn't dare run you over" This is why you don't listen to Jane and Andy lol
@Real_Grogg6 жыл бұрын
This video speaks volumes about the talent and charisma of you three. Even the most boring game can be entertaining with the right commentary.
@universalronin72126 жыл бұрын
Only oxbox could make this exciting with not one but two twists in the story,
@dallydaydream6 жыл бұрын
[train starts to leave without Mike] [Principal Skinner voice:] "It's very slowly getting away..."
@possiblestranger6 жыл бұрын
I love how when they get locked out of the train, the first idea is to jump in front of it. 10/10 realistic train driving
@WombatofDOOM536 жыл бұрын
Mike falls out of the train and runs along behind it, yelling. Can we say, "Silver Streak"? :-)
@MetroGuardian6 жыл бұрын
Mike slamming down the e-breaks minutes away from your destination causes unnecessary ware and tear on the train, pull another stunt like that and you'll be the one shoveling coal, even though this is an electric train
@CrenJay6 жыл бұрын
this is ridiculous! no British train runs with such a light sprinkling of snow on the tracks!
@jaredparkes50036 жыл бұрын
Dashing through the snow, in a fast dangerous train, through stations we go, laughing all the way (mwa ha ha).
@NoArtisticLimitation6 жыл бұрын
“You’ve been called in to cover for another driver who’s been delayed” ... is it by any chance your other self, who can’t get back to the driver’s seat? XD
@luketsimmons19826 жыл бұрын
This is *very realistic* I got on a train from St Pancras yesterday in rush hour that was completely empty too, announcement fail basically... this is also one of the funniest videos you've done, great game that I will never play :D
@slaterdavis33296 жыл бұрын
...The things that I watch on this channel, and somehow find deeply entertaining, never ceases to amaze me. Maybe it's some kind of mind control... or Pavlovian conditioning (but with familiar English accents and like button pressing, rather than drooling and dinner bells). Honestly you guys could probably post a 30 min video of a blank screen and I'd watch it to the end just to be sure I don't miss anything... I'd probably click the like button too because "ah you guys tricked me, good one"
@simonbastin81656 жыл бұрын
So I'm not gonna lie: when I saw "Train Sim World" I wasn't expecting this video to be very exciting. But with the jogging simulator and the "catch the very slowly moving train" thrill, you surpassed my expectation! Still love you guys though...
@LadyViscera6 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you do it, but the three of you managed to make watching somebody else drive a simulated train both exciting and hilarious.
@ltamha6 жыл бұрын
Umm, Mike, you seemed to complain you couldn't see what stations you were going through...I wonder why? Could it be in fact, that you're steaming through at 100MPH? That does tend to make things a blur. xD Oh you guys!
@ClaireAgincourt6 жыл бұрын
"When you have a game where nothing happens, make your own fun!" you guys have perfected this.
@jonathanewing6526 жыл бұрын
Dang! Hobo Simulator 2018 looks great!!!
@loganalvarez29856 жыл бұрын
I cant say im surprised mikes first venture into train driving had so many....derailings, but hey at least he set some train braking records and got to beep the horn
@elleryj81746 жыл бұрын
A dripping train station is the level of detail I admire in a game, although I fear it in real life.
@drewsmotherinlaw73656 жыл бұрын
*train arrives at Paddington and the boss looks around* Female driver: “I don’t know sir, he was here and then just the next moment he was gone.”
@Verixx6 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the funniest let's play of anything , ever.
@DropkickRemy6 жыл бұрын
As a Londoner I can happily confirm I hate trains more than dysentery, which you can probably catch on them.
@Brasc6 жыл бұрын
"Runaway train never going back Locked out on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there"
@cyberperson536 жыл бұрын
"Stand in front of it, it won't run you over." Andy Farrant, trains and physics expert.
@McDDcM6 жыл бұрын
A set of controls ignoring Mike's commands? Is that going to be his excuse for all future game mishaps.
@thequeenofspades6 жыл бұрын
From now on every train journey will be fraught with anxiety until someone says over the tannoy "Mike is not driving this train".
@swiney66876 жыл бұрын
The level of authentic panic in Mikes voice when they lock themself out of the train is remarkable. Who could've known train sims mean so much to him?
@ChangelingLady6 жыл бұрын
'one success and one less successful success.' Gotta love Jane's optimism!
@Canadian_Zac6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on that train, taking off from the station, and seeing the driver frantically trying to get back on
@michellee11906 жыл бұрын
At first I was thinking this would be boring, but the distress in Andy's voice when the sign that says "Slough" comes into view was weirdly uplifting. I didn't think I was the kind of person that derived power from the despair of (mostly) innocent KZbinrs, but here we are.
@scoopmoose82716 жыл бұрын
Mike is really channeling his inner Luke for this one. The patented Westaway Panic-Gaming Technique is really catching on!
@sirdot246 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the medication I'm on, but I cried with laughter three times whilst watching this.
@lucasm.38646 жыл бұрын
I've never ridden on a train before, and I don't think I ever will after this.
@Prosybris6 жыл бұрын
Mike: Who's the best at trains. Also Mike: Oh no! Let me in my train!
@andrewparker50966 жыл бұрын
"How are we going to get all these people home for Christmas?""You'd just better hope you have a dam good conductor"Mike: "Oh, I locked my keys in there! Get a rock."
@cyberperson536 жыл бұрын
"Now if you've got an Xbox you can pretend to be one from the comfort of your couch and it's not as easy as it looks" To be entirely fair, I've always found NOT falling off a train remarkably easy.
@matthewminor66806 жыл бұрын
The best video you can watch after struggling to write a speech outline for school a couple hours off work? A half-hour long OxBox video of them goofing off trying to operate virtual trains. Life is good.
@laurendrake2156 жыл бұрын
That moment when your train driving sim becomes a train heist sim... Well, they wanted the true Wild West experience.
@HalftimeOranges3286 жыл бұрын
Born, raised and lived in Slough for 26 years. Slough train station does not look that nice. Trust me.
@megabsupreme6 жыл бұрын
Only outside Xbox could make me laugh this hard at a train sim. I love you guys.
@28ack6 жыл бұрын
Only Mike could get himself locked out of the train he was operating 😂. And then somehow glitch out of a train and have to walk to the station 😂😂
@cyberperson536 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is that you guys sound like you're having more fun in about five minutes of exploring Paddington to see if all the cafes are there than you do in the preceding 25 minutes.
@sugurufamakubo80176 жыл бұрын
I went to school in Ealing Broadway! You did us proud, fine job everyone!! :)
@starfall56626 жыл бұрын
All aboard outside xbox railways with your driver Mike, Andy your history guide and Jane your security officer (Warning! trouble makers may be eldrige blasted)
@brostinfirstandonly866 жыл бұрын
I'm liking because Andy said I wouldn't
@Chrishnan6 жыл бұрын
The really scary thing is that, that used to be my everyday route. And apart from the snow its surpringly accurate in terms of background. Slough does look like that!
@sidsamel46836 жыл бұрын
The gaming world: ok let’s make a hardcore simulation of driving and riding on a train. Nobody can cause any chaos in that. Oxbox: hold my beer