Bus Simulator Xbox One Gameplay: BUS CHAOS! (Let's Play Bus Simulator)

[@rewritable_]

In this episode, Mike learns how money works, gets confused by door.

[@Micktrex]

Classic Egbert.

[@gosportjamie]

rw Confused by an OPEN door...

[@edwardgrimes7535]

I think my 3 Y.o cousin did that the other week.

[@mattgonzales3994]

But why? And I don't mean Mike, just...this game. Why? We have GTA. Just pretend there. With a better game. Why even make this? Why pay ox to promote. Why watch(well ok, no, they're hilarious). But still: WHY?!

[@gosportjamie]

@@mattgonzales3994 Some people like buses... Probably not people in the UK, where the buses are largely terrible. But other people...

[@nummy_nummers]

I start commuting by bus in three weeks: if the doors open and it's Mike in the driver's seat I'm walking to work

[@canadiandee6342]

nummy nummers if your driver has green hair, run

[@nickmoney]

He might give you 500 Euros in change for your 20 Euro ticket though

[@nummy_nummers]

@@nickmoney Good point! I'll get on and pay with a tenner then!

[@nickmoney]

@@nummy_nummers Better yet, might just tell you that you can have the bus because he wants to get tacos

[@MrHarryGray]

I was on a bus yesterday which was packed so I had to stand by the door, I got crushed by the door and am now convinced that mike was the driver, I just didn’t realise it

[@TheSpongyMallard]

I love how Andy and Jane were all like, "Oh, no, don't drive into oncoming traffic!" To, "Hey, lets drive everyone into the river!".

[@MrMariaTTVArchive]

OXbox Crew: Okay Bus Passengers, Your bus driver today has gotten their Credentials through GTA University.

[@Hellwyck]

...and Forza.

[@irimac1806]

XD

[@alexganje1715]

Mike really does play bus simulater the same way he plays hitman.

[@ErnestJeanAngeles]

I wish my bus driver would crash into a post just to tell off the one guy who's playing really loud music.

[@mohsin90ish]

*Smashes into car* Mike: "I'm like an avenger" Yeah, I remember that time captain America punched a random pedestrian then gave him a map to the hospital.

[@tdickensheets]

That cost you.

[@mcmillan20101]

“It’s fine it’s not a cat” that’s a statement we’ve all made

[@danieljohn9257]

It wasn't a kitty or a doggo. It was just a small, fleshy, hairless ape

[@leducke4354]

Ha 🤣

[@akosbarati2239]

"Those were just cans"

[@little-earth-star6]

"Sir, the Oxbus ran off the road to go 'cross country'." "Is it Tuesday already?"

[@coyoteartist]

So cross country is Belgium then ?

[@NisansaDdS]

So ... no ... yes ... no ... okay. Um ... you know what? I'll take an Uber. Just let me out. No no. It's okay. It doesn't have to be at a bus stop. Please. Just ... let me out. Help!

[@taylordudley3673]

Are we sure Mike actually has a driving licence at this point?

[@azuredragoon2054]

He does, just not for civilian vehicles.

[@SecretOfMonkeyIsland784]

Think they are from London so probably not (not common to drive when you live there)

[@bomberman1012]

appolospbvxr He owns his own race car so I guess he does

[@merepseu]

@@SecretOfMonkeyIsland784 Are you sure? Driving in London is basically just queuing - the most English of activities! - but in a car.

[@EryDark]

"Racing" "Car" "Driver" 😂

[@MerchManDan]

🎶The wheels on the bus are in the air In the air, in the air The wheels on the bus are in the air MIKE WATCH THE ROAD 🚗💥🚌

[@GhengisJohn]

I watched this with a cat on my lap. I think we both appreciated Andy's apology and Jane's translation.

[@TheRivieraKid]

It seems like ages since we had a video with the three amigos together.

[@FrankieAdds]

The impotent, screaming frustration I feel knowing full well that the reason they can't let the woman on the bus is that they keep selecting single instead of week makes me suddenly understand why ghosts are so pissed off all the time (this is said with love btw)

[@zaqzilla1]

This is exactly what I imagined riding on a bus driven by Mike would be like....except maybe with more explosions.

[@zaqzilla1]

@BARRATT MEYER - STUDENT No, I imagined there would be more explosions.

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Like mundane Speed?

[@maxlittlewood]

I think I'll take the next bus...

[@thierryfux7318]

“Cats are nature’s speedbumps” should be the next ox shirt!

[@tomtitherington]

I love how Mike's attitude is "It's Fine" while experiencing multiple bus driver slap on the wrist offenses. All the while Andy's stress level attitude is more "Mike! For the love of God think of your virtual children!" while sharpening the hand choppy knife of bus driver discipline. And Jane is just poking fun.

[@andymcp4752]

We're all the passengers on this KZbin video bus.. *Rings the push to stop chime aggressively*

[@bobalaska]

New tshirt ideas: "Cats are nature's speed bumps" "Ellen will mess you up"

[@Hellwyck]

"Ellen's gonna mess you up" to the tune of Rick Astley.

[@merepseu]

We're no strangers to pets You know the rules - and so do I. A furminator's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get hairs on any of my tights.

[@coyoteartist]

Well to be fair, she is closer or I'd get there first. On the other paw, the fact that I have more then once attempted to trip over my cat, does lend credence to speed bump.

[@mattd3224]

If I waited on the bus for 10 minutes while the bus driver was screaming “Where’s the €10 coin?!” I’d probably eat my own hands.

[@MetabolicSpore0]

"Like robot wars, flip the other guy with the wheelchair ramp!" Quote of the week. 😂

[@1Thunderfire]

If that isn't a game already, it should be.

[@amezification]

Based on my experience with public transport ... Mike is only marginally more hazardous then the average Night Bus driver... and MUCH better then your average Megabus Driver....

[@kylegregory46]

This has to be one of my new favourite ox videos it had me laughing so hard

[@V3N_Ominous_Hum]

Absolutely hilarious! Being a bus driver IRL, I love you guys playing this. You're better bus drivers than I would be being a KZbin presenter.

[@merepseu]

Could your videos really be so much of a car crash?

[@coyoteartist]

Now I'd love to see them play that old Fisher Price game about being a school bus driver.

[@KuueenKumi]

As an almost daily rider of my city's buses, thanks for your service. I don't think you guys get enough credit

[@Hudson316]

"You're grinding on that lamp post" Ah, that brings back memories from my brother-in-law's bucks night

[@matthewminor6680]

Last year, I had the brilliant Train Sim World video. Now, Bus Simulator. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME.

[@the88thdarcstar]

Don't forget the farm/tractor sim

[@mnArqal93]

I hope we get an airport simulator next lol

[@statcous]

@@mnArqal93 microsoft's flight simulator is coming out soon, so that should be next!

[@Patrick-Phelan]

@@statcous If Mike locks himself out of his vehicle on that one, it should be PARTICULARLY interesting.

[@madquinn13]

I was cuddling with my kitten while watching this video and he scratched the hell out of me thanks to Andy's comments about speed bumps. Way to go Andy.

[@darrenlacoste8132]

Andy: "This is like a really crappy version of the movie Speed." Yeah. In this one, it takes 55 hours to go one mile.

[@AdamusPrime24]

"Oh no, I shut the door on myself!" *Flashbacks to Train Simulator*

[@ARTURIEL]

I just saw "Bus Simulation... BUS CHAOS" from my notifications and was confused for a bit until I saw it was uploaded by Oxbox. Because, of course, Oxbox.

[@Safiyahalishah]

I resonate with Andy freaking out about maths and traffic accidents on a spiritual level.

[@BogeyTheBear]

24:30 "Ha-ha! There is no Professor Jones!" "I'll have you know that I'm majoring in Archaeology."

[@Patrick-Phelan]

"...and you may well be right, because I've certainly never seen him in a class. Always just a message on the door 'searching for ancient artifact; class is study hall'."

[@mattpomfrett6211]

Actually crying with laughter by the end. When the wipers and the horn came on to 'help' with being beached - that just killed it for me.... Great video everyone.

[@lozzimusprime]

Needed this today guys. Had a rough time lately and can't stop laughing. Mike is a much better driver than the ones in our town!

[@irimac1806]

Hyho, I know it won't mean much but hang in there. I am thinking of you and wishing you the best :)

[@lozzimusprime]

@@irimac1806 thank you for this! It does mean alot, very much appreciated x

[@normadicn5700]

Hope you alright!

[@dgsalvilla]

"cats are nature's speed bump", brave words from Andy... that was hilarious, great vid Oxbox crew!!

[@alexanderhansen659]

Can confirm: having ridden buses in several different areas of the US, buses only stopped on request in any of these places. Or sometimes not at all, depending on the driver's mood.

[@irimac1806]

Not different in germany. If the driver doesn't see anyone on the sidewalk and they're not early (which they nearly never are) they won't stop unless requested. The timing for the bus(ses ?) In germany is crazy and nearly impossible anyway. It's like the ones planning the routes never heard of traffic lights (especially red ones that can take forever to change) or rush hour o_O And the best is that I still prefer bus and train over car xD

[@exquisitecorpse4917]

I've been in at least a couple of instances where the doors opened in the middle of traffic and people just jumped off and ran....Chicago is a beautiful city!

[@elvispressplay7735]

Fully impressed that Jane referenced the movie Duel. (But disappointed that Andy didn't acknowledge it.)

[@coyoteartist]

Watching this is the mashup of Duel and Death Race 2000 I never knew we needed.

[@ohhimark5478]

I regularly laugh out loud at your videos but I genuinely think this is the first time iv been in tears from so much laughter! Who knew bus simulator could bring so much joy!

[@jnozk]

I was having a really hard day with my kids and currently they are napping, so I decided to start watching. I am in tears with laughter. Thank you.

[@ARTURIEL]

Dudes, it's not even 1 minute yet and everything's already chaotic. Are you sure it's the BUS that's chaotic...? Hahaha! I already know that I'm not gonna regret staying up late for this.

[@seanw7433]

Does Mike normally drive a BMW? I'm seeing a complete lack of vehicle spacial awareness, unnecessary speeding, crashing, wanton destruction, maiming of pedestrians, and worst of all not once did he use his indicators.

[@youkofoxy]

Nope he is just something else, he is a untamed race driver.

[@MunchKING]

He did ONCE When he was leaving the bus stop, and the game commended him for it.

[@pureintroverted9304]

His Instagram shows he daily drives an Alpina so...kind of a right 🤣

[@IzEror]

In my area he would be a white suv driver. Particularly the armadas.

[@tylertolan9202]

I never thought I would find a bus simulator video this amusing, this is exactly why I love you all

[@JamieDancer]

Creating this game must have been fun... "Okay, and if they get under the bridge and through the haystacks and all the way here, exactly what should the fine be for hitting these two hay bales?"

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

This video brings us a new Andy quote, "Did you ding the thing?" Everybody remember this so we can make sure Andy dings the thing. Also, "Set her to vibrate instead of the phone."

[@8zoomrx]

"Cats are natures speed bump" that's simply why Andy is the BEST!

[@aerongray2228]

My cat looks confused when Andy said "maow maow maow", so I can only assume his cat-language grammar is terrible.

[@octobermoon3959]

Clicked on this video while on a treadmill at the gym... I was already out of breath and now I can't breathe from laughing... 😂 Love Outside Xbox!!❤

[@azuredragoon2054]

That ending was particularly fitting for Mike as a driver.

[@Hailstormand]

*Somebody listens to extremely loud music* Mike: drives a lorry into the roadside to do a hard stop, just to reprimand the guy

[@dee...]

That's what we call dedication!

[@preciousrogue1833]

Played this game at Rezzed and I'm curious if it's in any way realistic because if so I should be banned from ever being a bus driver. Possibly driving altogether. Edit: I've now watched the video fully and it turns out I should be cloned and driving every bus in the world rather than Mike being allowed to drive one

[@youkofoxy]

Isn't very realistic, Bus are more hard to drive that show. they chassis has more flex and they handling response is somewhat more slow, they are also much easier to bend, not being that solid.

[@Damnonii]

You managed to get into the bus before shutting the doors on yourself so I say this went better than train simulator

[@genedoronila3585]

This is the content I didn't know I needed in my life. Please make this a series!

[@mattd3224]

Andy and Jane is Blair Witch: “Is that a police car?” Mike, on the bus: “where’s the river?”

[@myeldest]

oxbox: the definition of chaotic neutral

[@AdrianColley]

I think they may have reached Chaotic Second Gear.

[@irimac1806]

Thank you fornbeing there. I am currently very sick and can't even leave the couch in fear of passing out. You made being stuck and drenched in my sweat and my headache and tinitus a little bit more bearable :)

[@martinydergaardnielsen5937]

Pleeeeeeeeeease, please, please, please, can we have an Oxbox “Top Gear” episode, where Mike drives a bus, and Andy and Jane comment? I will never ask for anything else... IN THE WORLD!

[@youkofoxy]

You mean: Can we have more of this? to that Isay: We can't have enough of this, Another!

[@martinydergaardnielsen5937]

Nope, I mean real life bus driving in a real city. Doesn’t have to be London at rush hour, just a smaller city which isn’t totally opposed to some minor accidents.

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

That would be really cool

[@PDComicBookNetwork]

Awww. around the 28 minute mark we're reminded of the old days, when Andy used to habitually launch Mike's cars into the river in GTA. Good times, good times.

[@rikbarnes2414]

I'm not usually a fan of sim games but this was hugely entertaining!! Mike are you sure you hold a valid driving licence??? Mirrors, signal, pile up!!

[@falafelman5948]

If Mike drives a bus anything like he drives cars in GTA then we’re all screwed

[@mnArqal93]

Mike is such a generous driver, he gives you extra change and comes to talk to every single passenger, even helping someone who crashed their car up a lamp post. The cheek some people have to play loud music and ask for tickets!!

[@ArtifiSir]

OF COURSE Mike tries to Scandi flick a bus 😆😆😆!!

[@tichodroma]

The simulator videos are, without a doubt, your most hilarious content. This one had me in tears.

[@andrewhurst1445]

I'm never getting on a bus if Mike is driving 😂

[@pariah076]

I laughed so much at this that I now have the hiccups.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Now watch something scary, like a slenderman hallowsteam ... oh wait, that's funny too :P

[@TheNearlyMan77]

I have never laughed as much at an Oxbox video as this one... I thought maybe it was because I watched it quite late last night and I was perhaps overtired slightly, but watched it again this morning and at one point I was in tears... absolutely hilarious!

[@PanzerMan332]

"Just tell all the passengers to lean to the left."

[@zanite8650]

I get the feeling there's about an hours worth of tutorial that's been ignored.

[@zanite8650]

*Muffled over the intercom* Oh what a day, what a lovely day!

[@skypaul24]

This was one of the funniest video in a while 😂😂

[@jmpgoalie93]

I love how, with three people all looking at the screen, they try like a hundred times to sell someone a single trip ticket when it says "Week" across the top of the screen the entire time.

[@donthaveajungian]

"You have to make your own fun." Jane Douglas, accurately describing and slamming pretty much all job simulators.

[@AmethystRebellion]

Waiting for Mike to lock himself out of the bus. Poor man can't be trusted with ANY mode of transportation! XD Love from Pittsburgh PA!

[@ThePARASYTEEVE2]

21:54,Mike:"I closed the door on myself" *cuts to train simulator clip

[@e-j]

I was laughing so hard that hubby walked passed me and said "remember to breathe" :)

[@stephenward1314]

This is one of the funniest videos from you guys - the pure banter and back and forth had me literally laughing out loud. Keep up the good work guys 😀

[@johnsharplin]

I don't see anything chaotic about this, just looks like your everyday public transportation to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@HalfMoon95]

This is the best OX video yet, and there is some stiff competition. I was laughing so hard the entire time my face hurts.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

"Cats are nature's speed bumps". I think Ellen may have called Andy a "bustard".

[@renxiemsgaming96]

Your best Simulation Game Lets play yet. I laughed a lot, mainly cause Andy took the game so seriously, while Mike being Mike. I guess Andy was so close to push of Mike if the steering wheel and drive himself.

[@alameachan]

Oxbox playing a simulator - what could possibly go wrong?!

[@Hellwyck]

We all remember Train Simulator

[@alameachan]

As someone who digs simulators a lot, these videos traumatize me, and I usually try to supress any memory of them.

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

This installment was particularly harrowing....

[@georgewright3949]

Does this bus go from New York to San Francisco? Is it a interstate free disco?

[@dee...]

10/10 underrated comment 😂

[@valiroime]

I’d prefer a disco free interstate personally. 😳

[@georgewright3949]

@@valiroime both are good

[@GhengisJohn]

It's not Mike's fault that guy he backed into at the start got smashed, THE BUS STOP IS CLEARLY MARKED OUT.

[@shannonolivas9524]

That part where they kept putting in a single ticket when the passenger asked for a week. The sort of thing that makes a let's play great! Perfect ending too.

[@michael_mcgowan]

This was entirely more entertaining than it had any business being

[@pjsell]

This is peak Mike, with added bonus of the Jane/Andy heckling spectacular

[@2865016]

80000 euros for running over one pesky pedestrian is ludicrous. They should pay you for getting in your way.

[@UltraCasualPenguin]

It's 20k per pedestrian.

[@Anchvii]

I have NEVER laughed this hard!!! Would love to see this again

[@joelboags8741]

Cats are nature's speed bumps..... Classic Andy 😂😂😂

[@luketsimmons1982]

"Like Robot Wars" is a phrase I was always expecting to hear from a Bus Simulator video... 🤖

[@brocksisson7128]

From what my friends tell me, this is a typical London experience. 10/10 for realism.

[@ArtimaBale]

I almost couldn't eat my lunch because I was laughing too hard 😂😂

[@ACWells13]

Mike: "Maybe I'm a secret millionaire. Like on that show." Andy: "Undercover boss?" I can only imagine Jane's face at this exchange

[@coyoteartist]

Probably reconsidering her AI programming.

[@KuueenKumi]

22:25 I love how the first word on the screen after the collision is just a giant sign that says SNAP! I like to think the game world is commentating

[@haouleo]

32:14 is my favorite part. "Uhoh, oh oh OH OH! Ohhh..."

[@jamesanthony8438]

I've played a version of that in GTA 5, only no one ever got on the bus... and people kept dying all over town until the cops killed me. =(

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

This character canonically has a tri-split personality, and everything Jane, Mike or Andy says actually comes out of his mouth.

[@boraxkid1097]

The vehemence they respond to loud music with tells you how much they've used public transportation in their real lives :)

[@thepetermullins]

Fortunately for you guys, bus driver is famously judged on style, damage, control and aggression.

[@MrTurnItIn]

A worthy sequel to Train Simulator. At least he didn't lock himself out this time and have to walk to Paddington.