Hitman 3 LUST ESCALATION: Who's the Secret Admirer? | Hitman 3 Seven Deadly Sins DLC

[@malcolmduncan]

My favourite thing about these guys playing hitman, Jane and Mike having fun and mucking around and Andy getting more and more frustrated that they aren't taking it seriously.

[@segue2ant395]

Jane: What if I just shoot this closest person with the crossbow? Andy: *draws breath* Mike: Sure! Jane: Okay she says ow I'm blind Andy: *exhales*

[@brandonjarvis1987]

AS I WAS SAYING

[@the-thhorseman2484]

Nearly an hour of mission. Carefully avoiding major risk. Balancing on the edge of failure several times. But the end is clear and clean in sight.....And randomly kidney punch an innocent dancer in front of everybody. Perfection. Hitman may say 0 out of 5 stars, but I give 6 out of 5.

[@the-thhorseman2484]

I am still coming in every day to rewatch at 51:00 at .25 speed.

[@aardbei54]

@@the-thhorseman2484 Andy's "Nooooooo" gets me everytime

[@the-thhorseman2484]

@@aardbei54 Ohh, yeah, I'm not going to deny that is a zenith oh awesomeness that no other channel could ever achieve, but......... The but.... the perfection of 'just gonna slam dunk... " then the kidney punch on the out of frame random dancer, cannot be matched in this lifelime.

[@Amaranthyne]

Pretty sure it went wrong slightly before that with the flash bang...but 6/5 is an accurate assessment. Unfortunately the game doesn’t rate entertainment value 😉

[@fsmcas]

That's the reason why we really really need saving in escalations

[@Marthe06]

"I've never seen so many unconscious witnesses." True by the time Mike's done with them, their beyond unconscious or witnesses.

[@theonlyvampirateable]

Or recognition

[@alexythemechanic8056]

"Dead men tell no tales."

[@Zoso14892]

7 sounds more stressful than the Sonic drowning music. Number 1: Andy screaming "You're being looked at, you're being looked at, you're being looked at!".

[@boxhead6177]

7 Times you got distracted by the environment and forgot how to play the game.

[@soulreapermagnum]

all 7 entries are about bead physics in different games

[@frostyblade8842]

We need a collaboration. Rob on OXbox would be hilarious

[@frostyblade8842]

We need a collaboration. Rob on OXbox would be hilarious

[@madalice5134]

All of Ghost of Tsushima for me. I spent a lot of time just wandering around and soaking up the scenery.

[@Jade-St28]

I can just hear Andy innerly dying whenever Jane or Mike play hitman in the most chaotic way and he has absolutely no control over what happens so he just has to helplessly watch :D

[@katfromthekong414]

Mike: Throw an explosive in there, see what happens Jane: That's the mikest thing you've ever said ......Mike has reached superlative status 😂

[@AngelBeatYunara]

"Slam dunk it right at her." Words said seconds from disaster.

[@haydenmarshall2010]

Then it went full Mike😛

[@nunyobidniz]

Kinda "Bouquets in the Dark," if you will…

[@interregnum_]

Fair play to Andy for being just as rankled by Jane's lackadaisical start as he always is by Mike's cavalier opening gambits.

[@Houldey]

same energy as a dad teaching their kid to drive by explaining things LOUDER not better lol :P

[@carlsiouxfalls]

I think this was the first time I really empathized with Andy during a HItman video. It's one thing when Mike is just being silly or (oftentimes) doing a bit of trolling of Andy. Jane's hesitation and instances of "lack of purposeful movement" were slightly aggravating. Punching the dancer at the end got a big laugh out of me though.

[@uncannymeerkat]

I could almost hear him grinding his teeth...personally I was pulling my hair out :)

[@anna-flora999]

8 seconds

[@hifrommelissa]

"Could you describe your assailant?" "...it was...mr. Worldwide..."

[@joaopalazzo3087]

You have to love how on Jane's second run, she still has 5 unconscious witnesses.

[@JohnZ117]

That's more on the developers than Jane, to me. Too many noticers and guards in the level.

[@Alizudo]

@@JohnZ117 Get good.

[@heatheredwards2719]

Mike reminding Jane of Hitman vision, Andy advocating for crowbar rampage... WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[@layzboi8908]

When Jane plays, it becomes some sorta amalgamation of Mike and Andy's way of playing. 😂🤣

[@CodaBlair]

She tries to be stealthy but whenever she ends up messing up, she goes full Mike

[@CodaBlair]

That's how most people play, from my understanding.

[@MartynWilkinson45]

@@CodaBlair ah yes, the cock up cascade, I know it well.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

@@CodaBlair That's how my first run of every level in Hitman 1 went.

[@Tabbyclaw]

@@CodaBlair And then the same thing happened when she and Andy were paired up in BitD. Universal constants are so comforting.

[@nromdotcom]

"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless" "I can't wait till they throw his hatless butt in jail."

[@Hellwyck]

Got in before me... well done!

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

So the hat is in time.

[@finchhawthorne1302]

Andy trying to keep Jane’s agent 47 on task is delightful.

[@RecyllandHyde]

I feel that Andy could be a really good Handler… but also a really exasperated one.

[@Tabbyclaw]

@@RecyllandHyde I wish I could draw, now. I need fanart of Andy and Diana commiserating.

[@cearnicus]

@@RecyllandHyde "Yes, those are pretty butterflies, but remember the murders you were supposed to do? The murders, 47"

[@RoryStarr]

Without blowing it, can I just say that was the funniest ending in the oxbox hitman history? It's in the pantheon with the duck.

[@johannvongenerico9487]

Outside Xbox playing as Agent 47 parodying Outside Xbox was *chef's kiss* 😂

[@variant.edition]

"Everyone's a witness if you punch them in the head." - Mike Channell, 2021

[@blakearmentrout7717]

I prefer "If anything goes wrong I can always retreat to the sex nightclub" - Jane Douglas, lol :D

[@CodaBlair]

I love how they misunderstood the secret admirer as being Agent 47's when it's a secret admirer to the person sitting on that throne at the beginning of the escalation

[@spooky_electric]

"I've already cleared this place out with explosions and punching." Jane sounds ready to be the next lead in a Michael Bay franchise.

[@I-sparkydash-I]

When you want to pick up a bouquet and accidentally gutpunch someone instead, your dating-skills might need some work.

[@J7041-u7m]

51:00 is quite possibly the funniest moment I have seen on any of these episodes

[@tba113]

Sneaking into off-limits areas, climbing buildings, trying to find a date, accidentally assaulting some rando in the crowd - oh God, it's prom all over again...

[@SolaScientia]

This is my favorite one so far. I like that it wasn't a traditional escalation and more like a proper mission. I did start calling the woman "Navi", because of how much she was saying "hey", and how annoying it started getting.

[@SolaScientia]

@@TheBigbum1974 Why thank you. It has 48 now, so no worries about being the one to make it not be 47, lol. Thanks for this. It's made me laugh a lot.

[@marhawkman303]

@Bleh the helper fairy from one of the Zelda games.

[@KuueenKumi]

@Bleh Hey, listen!

[@austinknight5881]

"I know I can be a bit forward, sometimes I'm told I come on like a PUNCH TO THE FACE OH NOOOOO!"

[@BetweenTwoFires8]

My heart was racing at 51:04 and then at 51:05 I was dying on the floor laughing. Such a great series of videos!

[@martynpitt6107]

With Jane playing it’s like Andy and Mike are an angel and devil on each shoulder trying to temp and guide her

[@_Biggg_t]

My god I can't stop laughing at Jane accidentally gut punching that woman seconds from finishing the mission💀

[@codym4340]

This video has the vibe of two people trying to corral their very drunk/high friend.

[@Tyr_Magnus]

"Dream Phone but with murder." That would be the episode of James Rolfe's (Angry Video Game Nerd) "Board James" where the phone kills everybody. 😁

[@ricoaioa]

10:13 First time I ever see an actual functioning broken mirror in any game ever. Lust for ray tracing.

[@Dribbleondo]

You're about 5 years late to that revelation =P

[@shotgunshells2]

There were working mirrors in Doom 3.

[@ricoaioa]

​@@shotgunshells2 Yes, but it wasn't broken, and even if it was the shards would not be individually reflecting the environment, because it would be a technical nightmare to do without RT

[@davemckinney6555]

I laugh every time as I hear Andy tensing up while Jane and Mike goof off...

[@ethanrobyn2399]

The only lust 47 might have might be a bloodlust.Especially after all the times 47 has gone full Mike

[@galogiha]

it's amazing how everything went tits up as soon as 47 tried to do something nice for a change. he should've just kept the murdery thing going instead of playing with flowers.

[@aprilapricolt21]

what makes this whole level even funnier (to me at least) is that agent 47 may be one of the first aroace video game characters i think of when wondering.

[@emmabyrne9274]

Mike: I've never seen so many unconscious witnesses Me: Because you kill them?

[@veraeroes]

the references to Agent 47 being mistaken for Pitbull have me dying….. Mr Worldwide…

[@frodobaggins7710]

Even Andy agreed with the crowbar rampage, Mike's influence must have corrupted him

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

you know that saying love is pain? lust is punching that one random dancer

[@waldowallace9102]

20 minutes later, Jane still playing around with the lights hanging from the ceiling. This is most unfocused I've seen her. Completely distracted by the ambiance. ;)

[@StickWithTrigger]

Mike and Jane's play styles are going to be the death of Andy lmao

[@deeya]

This is the game that I want them to play with heartbeat monitors on. Horror jump scares does nothing to Andy, but backseat gaming Mike/Jane on Hitman, we're gonna see some record peak rhythms.

[@kcollier2192]

The only Lust Agent 47 truly believes in a lust for a well executed assassination- which would explain why Mike's Hitman runs tend to come to some rather explosive ...er, 'happy endings'.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

They always "blow away" the rubber ducks. You could say that their never the same afterwards.

[@recurvess9569]

I love how the lady that got punched was the next secret admirer.

[@timhutchinson8485]

That Pitbull joke in the cold open was great XD

[@davidortiz8705]

51:03 “Slam dunk it right at her” literally a moment later... “Noooooooooooo!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It all went so wrong so fast for Jane👸🏻.

[@uncannymeerkat]

Mission score 0 I think we missed another rampage on that second playthrough...

[@Mr_TheHan]

You know it's a Jane playthrough when a body pile starts forming.

[@jackprice4959]

When in doubt, knock out everyone in the room with a crowbar. -Andy's adaption of Garnham's law

[@brianschoner3350]

I think there's a problem with the audio. I keep hearing what sounds like Mike saying "use Hitman vision," and that's obviously wrong.

[@lshaw303]

Its obviously Andy doing a Mike voice.

[@Speilbilde]

The aliens returned the real Mike before the end of the video, because I also heard "just chuck an explosive in there, see what happens".

[@freddythegamer6921]

I've been wondering how no one finds it strange to see a bald dude with no facial expression, changing clothes every 5 seconds 🤔

[@albaniaalban]

It doesn't sound much stranger than your usual eccentric fashion designer tbh

[@MartynWilkinson45]

To be fair, 47 also has the world's most easily identifiable tattoo, so maybe don't think about it to hard.

[@nightlythievery]

I'm laughing tears. Absolute best bouquet taking technique. 💜

[@BlueLoneWolf527]

IDK if my word means anything but I think Jane and the Lust snake are soul mates of an unknown label: snake says 'murder.... Kill for me.' Jane says 'you're damn right I will! And look amazing doing it!'

[@ariadneraynor]

Jane turned and punched that lady and I laughed so hard at that. I had to rewatch it 3 more times...and I laughed every single time. Good job!

[@notoriousbmc1]

It's as if 47 subconsciously, self sabotages his own love life, because he doesn't feel capable of being loved. That, or he just pushes all the wrong buttons.

[@Icam_here]

that was heartbreaking to see Jane get compromised right near the end after all that hard work, happy to see that 2nd try went better

[@johnoneil9188]

Diana:"Come on, 47. You have to say it at least once." Agent 47, without changing his expression:"Dale." Diana: *loud snickering through the radio*

[@KOU-ZAI]

Lol, only Jane can *accuse* someone as her admirer with a bouquet. And damn, what happened towards the end there?? She went all Mike! XDD

[@973daydreamer]

47 on a date: "Can I get you a punch?"

[@seagreen42]

My favourite part was when Mike was frantically telling Jane to use Hitman Vision 😄

[@finnover9781]

"The things I do for love..." Jane Lannister, everybody. (yeah, I said it)

[@jamesmorton2621]

"Was that Pitbull?"

[@robodogmech]

Isn't this exactly like that Dishonored dunwall trials one where u have to find your target and kill them, and the target gets randomised everytime?

[@MrHypnofan]

Very similar, yes.

[@Amaranthyne]

When even _Mike_ thinks the gig is blown 😂 you _know_ you’ve f-ed up 🤣

[@bethenhiemer]

Jane immediately getting distracted by sexiness is perfectly on theme for this escalation.

[@Kinvarus1]

Poor Andy trying to describe the mission. "So we've got to..." Jane: Oh look at this!" Andy: So anyway.... Mike: Yeah and look at that! Andy: So the point of the missions is... Jane: What's this? Andy: As I was saying! Jane and Mike: Oh right the mission.

[@aperson9556]

In fairness this is probably the only way Agent 47 would understand how to woo someone

[@joeldfisher]

you absolutely need to do a list video with the backdrop now

[@laura121684]

Tangentially, I would 100% play Scream Phone. Y'all need to patent that, pronto.

[@KirbyCom]

I didn't think it could get more painful than watching Jane's quest for the key knowing she could have broken open the safe with the serpent explosive, and then she punched the lady and I was proven very very wrong. Ah well

[@hydriavision5610]

The moment Jane Mikes up a mission more than mike 😂😂😂

[@bwestacado9643]

51:02 Omg I love it, classic Jane. Instead of picking up a bouquet of flowers, she gur punches some random woman on the dance floor. I love these videos, you guys get me cry laughing

[@CthulhuianBunny]

47 has probably travelled the world more than Pitbull has. So who is the real Mr. Worldwide?

[@alexganje8110]

Love how on the second run you can see that there were 5 unconscious witnesses AGAIN!

[@adriankerrison]

If she can't handle you at your hunted, she doesn't deserve you at your Silent Assassin.

[@wipplewopple1876]

Jane, holding a block of C4: Why am I being noticed?

[@Amaritudine]

The 'list feature' gag was an instant classic.

[@paulfavell3018]

Wow Jane, you really 'Mike-d' that up at the end!

[@not_a_frog]

I like to believe that Jane and Mike are secretly Hitman experts but just do this for the stream 😂

[@johnsharplin]

Who doesn't enjoy their sexy encounters to be entirely randomized and come compelte with objectives and checkpoints? No one that I know.

[@AchtungBeccaC]

Do you know how hard it is to be doing a cardio workout on the elliptical when laughing hysterically? Very. It is very hard. I nearly fell off the machine when Jane slugged the dancer while trying to get the bouquet! 😆

[@jadeith2]

this will keep him out of harm's way as unconscious man's skull crashes into the the steel stairs with a clang

[@kitsu1379]

So I'm assuming the whole Lust and snakes is a reference to Lilith since both are kinda her thing and that's the only thing I can think of for how Lust and snakes are connected. Also for the lust level, there was way less exotic dancers and the like then I was expecting, like I get it, it's just a recoloured version of a previous level and it's nice, but didn't really scream lust like the other two did their sins, like the fact the greed level had piles of gold literally everywhere. Having said that I'm like 2 minutes in at time of writing this comment, perhaps it'll fit the sin more are the level progresses.

[@ellathompson6052]

I have to admit, that was tough to watch 😂 I can’t imagine how Andy felt watching things go so wrong

[@GriffinWolf]

I know Jane has trouble sometimes with people turning around as she tries to strangle them, resulting in a face punch, but wow, that was... unexpected.

[@MeLeoMiller]

I assumed the Lust suit was just going to be a bedazzled codpiece

[@JRCP144]

IO fully missed a trick there.

[@Haibing22]

They forced themselves over all the locked doors but missed the only one unlocked (on the right side of the DJ booth)

[@gothmissstress]

These escalations are HARD! But Jane did so well on this one, despite everything

[@Tabbyclaw]

The poor victim of 47's inability to distinguish between lust and violence in the first round got to "win" the second round. It's like the game was trying to make it up to her.

[@AmyDentata]

Love the mini self-roast of outsidexbox list videos

[@Angrymuscles]

I'm a bit late getting to this episode, but it's been worth the wait. Jane, you're so crap. We love you just as you are, don't ever change.

[@davertronlebosta9430]

Surely this is a list idea in it self, 7 secret admirers in games. Or 7 lustful missions in games

[@danimitetwitch]

I haven’t played much Hitman, but if they add in a Valentine’s Day kill where he gets in a diaper and shoots someone with a bow and arrow, I’ma laugh my butt off. (Don’t tell me it already has been done.)

[@GabrielKnightz]

22:38 "Explosions and Punching : Memoirs by Jane D"

[@isupergirl]

"So 47....how do you think that date went?"

[@Borderlines]

Lmao this is the most chaotic fun I've had in watching any hitman video

[@benthefmrtxn3774]

Speaking of risky maneuvers ending the lust assignation by saying they got it in the end seems like a big one

[@insainraven9875]

Seven times we found our chair in video games

[@aidankeith9176]

Jane -"I don't have a key" *is hoping an explosive that can open a safe*

[@redstonecasey4713]

The randomization between playthroughs reminds me of Lady Boyle's Last Party.

[@davidortiz8705]

55:14 😵🥊 “Sorry” -Jane “Just an unrelated guy” -Andy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man these videos are so funny, so great.