7 Times You Totally Showed That Jerk from the Start of the Game

[@SerathDarklands]

What about Valen Dreth from the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? When you first start the game (and I mean LITERALLY when you first start the game, he's the first NPC to actually talk to you after you create your character), he taunts you, making fun of your race and saying that you're going to die there in the prison cell. However, if you later join the Dark Brotherhood, one of the contracts you get is to break into the Imperial Prison and kill him. Sweet, sweet revenge.

[@krusher181]

Oh yeah... I loved that.

[@thatone3590]

He's also in Skyrim

[@ThingMaBobJimmy]

I was legit about comment that. Most satisfying kill I've ever had in a video game.

[@judge_dreddpool7593]

@@thatone3590 Actually, it's a relative of his that appears in Skyrim.

[@ChrisAtheist]

@@judge_dreddpool7593 seems like his whole family are racists

[@wandering_poot]

"This is achieved by killing him SO hard, he explodes." _And I wouldn't have it any other way._

[@t3hslacker]

i dont remember there being a dragon at the beginning of skyrim. what i remember is either Macho man Randy Savage, or Thomas the tank engine wrecking helgen

[@samprod12]

t3hslacker😂😂😂

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

PC mods were a mistake

[@Aff3ct000]

Ooohhhh yeah!

[@SantiLokyyo]

DavidtheWavid You were also a mistake and we don't go arround saying it to your face

[@ChildofVitalani]

+t3hslacker Thomas the Tank Engine? Lucky you, I had Fluttershy breathing fire down MY neck!

[@offduty23]

"Pac-Man is the first Survival-Horror game" It's funny because it's true!

[@marieparisi4522]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@luckyrice672]

Now it’s 69 backwards as 96

[@marieparisi4522]

Lucky Rice now it's 97 😈

[@bct2308]

Almost 420!

[@julianeczarsagmit4277]

@@bct2308 its still not lol

[@violetmoon1587]

"step towards the block when we call your name. ONE AT A TIME!" yeah, sure love, we're all in a rush to be decapitated

[@FreshestSoup]

fun thing is, if the first guy wasn't in such a rush to get his head cut off, he would probably still have been alive when Alduin attacked.

[@violetmoon1587]

Poor whatever his name was. We knew him for such a short time but he made our worlds a little bit brighter whilst we did.

[@theman-ty1tg]

If that guy at the beginning who stole a horse didnt run away. We all couldve been decapitated.....

[@phreakinpher]

Doesn’t one dude run and get killed anyway?

[@08DDH]

Violet Moon No. No. Wait your turn now.

[@nathanjones6638]

A note on the laughing at dead dragons: I feel like the dwarves laughed at Smaug's downfall, and then were immediately humbled by an army of elves. So even laughing at dead ones is probably not the best idea.

[@Ain41N]

The orcs and the were-worms humbled everyone

[@drinksomewater1614]

"WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!" Still one of my favorite skyrim quotes! 😂

[@nerosoul2506]

*looks at oblivion portal* Hmmmm I guess I should close you

[@addiction.5500]

Dragon Duh

[@FB-ik1md]

But what about the arrow in the knee

[@LadyOnikara]

@@FB-ik1md In my game, anyone who says that gets a lightning bolt to the head. Gotta love mods.

[@This-jy6wn]

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

[@focalpoint._]

Who else was shook when whoever was playing Pac-man ate the big dots and didn’t eat any ghosts?

[@rewdonaghy1305]

KingDog that annoyed the hell out of me. Thought it was just me.

[@parkeryoung8259]

Yes!! Aggravating beyond belief

[@p0tat024]

Mildy infuriating

[@Turnaround72]

But like it’s easier bc the ghosts are running away

[@Smol_potato-s1p]

Chang Chong they are Wrong

[@viper2003923]

In regards to alduin saving you at the beginning of Skyrim, my theory is that alduin sensed that a dragonborne was in helgen, but wasn't sure which humanoid it was, so he just decided to destroy helgen in an attempt to eliminate the one being capable of stopping him

[@DaDerpyBro]

There's another theory that one of the gods had summoned Alduin there to answer Lokir's prayers when he called for their assistance, but yours seems more reasonable.

[@KyrstOak]

Derpy Dolphin - Especially considering he's trying to *destroy* the world and not save it.

[@toasthead]

viper2003923 too bad he was actually the only reason you lived haha funii

[@sidadams7123]

no i think it is that tullius is about to win the war by killing ulfric and if this happens alduin will have lot less souls to consume in sovngarde so he stops the execution to keep the war going. You being there was just a coincidence, if it wasn't then he would've told mirmulnir which we know he didn't since mirmulnir is suprised we are dragonborn.

[@LeonTrifang]

I always wanted to think he actually saves you, cause he wants a proper fight. He wants to fight the dragonborne at his best.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Gotta say, it says something about our world when a guy can cut another guy in half with a chainsaw fully uncensored but then you feel the need to censor out "fuck".

[@ashyoung7128]

JakeTakesTheCakes and not shit

[@MH3DragonKiller]

its Not the worlds fault its the americans, since KZbin has to follow their rules no nipple policy, even for men has the same reason

[@DonJohn80]

I was listening to the radio once and they left "fucked up man" from Building a Mystery, but censored a reference to a gun in the very next song. Things are different here in Canada. :P

[@MaggoTDiluteD]

No nipple policy? Yea, that's what I thought too. Look up "breast surgery" and be amazed at what you can find on KZbin. It's just the "sexual" content that needs to be censored, even if it's just pixels and not actual women. Then again, if you look at music videos and the like you can see completely naked women without a problem, even with ads on them. Fuck double standards and fuck censorship on a platform meant for adults.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

MH3DragonKiller I've seen this happen from places around the world on sites, TV shows, movies, etc. Fake gore almost always gets a pass whereas nudity or swearing needs to be censored at all costs.

[@EmpressAaliyah]

How could you not include the cyborg Sam at the start of Metal Gear Revengeance? He absolutely wipes the floor with Raiden, toying with him while spouting his philosophy about combat, even cutting off Raiden's arm and cutting out his left eye.

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

Dark Pit Because no matter how good you think you are, Jetstream Sam is still cooler than you.

[@Rodrigo-ei4ht]

Love the amount of story you infused into Pacman. Grotesque body horror, survival horror, revenge thriller. Truly genius

[@Astonp99]

"But that's the point which Sebastian decides "You know what ? F*ck this guy !" Just brilliant.

[@StirrCrazy90]

You'd think after seeing the barbed wire wrap around his ankles he'd say "Oh, come ON!" especially after everything he went through in the first game.

[@marieparisi4522]

Quick nobody like this vid

[@Wolfram1045]

ME2. The Collectors blew up my ship, killed some of my crew and killed me. At the end of the game, I blew up their ship, saved all my crew and killed them all and their Reaper Baby.

[@thewanderer5506]

Wolfram 1045 Yes!, that scene was PERFECT Destroying the ship, not your ship being destroyed, that was sad

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Wolfram 1045 i failed the first playthrough. No idea why, i was told i had a limited time so i just rushed in :/

[@Wolfram1045]

CreepyPastaFollower Did you fail so hard that Shep died or just some crewmates?

[@guilhermealvares7551]

Not true actually, it wasn't the collectors who blew your ship, it was Cerberus though. The protheans have done nothing wrong.

[@thewanderer5506]

Guilherme Alvares No, it was Collectors who destroyed the original Normandy, (iirc) EDI says that "the ship's IFF matches the ship that doestroyed the Normandy SR-1" or something along those lines

[@DemonDamien]

Not enough off-screen "booo" moments. Those are my favourite xD

[@toxicitycat]

Benny from Fallout New Vegas! He shot me in the face and left me in a grave to die, I seduced him and killed him in his sleep. Now we're even. 😈

[@Hacel002]

he technically won tho

[@toxicitycat]

@@Hacel002 Nah mate, I get laid _and_ the satisfaction of killing him 😹😏

[@masquerade3852]

So...he got to bang you and then died painlessly without even knowing? Wow. You really showed him

[@toxicitycat]

@@masquerade3852 Due to the sound he made I don't think it was painless and he knew 👀

[@carollong362]

Oh yeah wasn’t Benny voiced by a celeb?

[@oogaboogabe3464]

But if the Nazis made a robot cat, it would never listen to them, and would probably just lay down in the sun and sleep in the middle of a battle. It would also be susceptible to laser pointers, so rebels could just lure it into a trap.

[@DeathlordSlavik]

Screw the laser pointers throw some catnip down and watch the giant robot cat act like a crack head pawing at random objects and things that aren't even there or better yet throw the catnip on people that piss you off and watch them get chewed on and clawed until there is only little strips of flesh left.

[@frootspyder569]

Shhhh don't tell them

[@patrician1082]

Unless they thought the rebels were mice.

[@Karma-tt8og]

Or simply use the laser pointer and point it back towards the nazis

[@bullroarer-took]

A cat robot would be supremely terrifying

[@glowingmonster]

7 times you thought you were smarter than the game. Evil Within, where I sneak stabbed the Sadist thinking I killed him. FYI he just kills you instantly for trying.

[@azuredragoon2054]

That would be a very entertaining list.

[@guessingguy7865]

"HaHA! I got you... Oh wait... shit."

[@themoongateofficial]

Kota Carmona its possible to do it

[@SynthVoice]

What does the sadist look like again?

[@themoongateofficial]

Possibly Cake-Tier Debater big bloody guy with a chainsaws

[@simonburda2021]

Killing Alduin was nowhere near as satisfying as wiping out giants - the first time you approach them they literally punch you to the moon!

[@mcgoddammit1990]

Simon Burda In werewolf form [around level ten I got it], you can launch them in the air and all over if you hit them right.

[@mandickthetittysmithy5117]

Skyrim space program.

[@KyrstOak]

Elfan Waltz - Space ships? *Other* countries may need space ships, but we have giants! :D What was that? A reliable source of oxygen? ... Uuuuuh, quick! Cancel all future flights until we work that one out!

[@frootspyder569]

Ikr, just killed him a bit ago and it was literally the easiest thing I've ever done, hit me once with a fly by and *that was it*

[@TheSpy149]

Simon Burda lol just jump onto their pillar stones, and rain arrows on them

[@xAdorNexasYT]

I know that "foos-roh-DUH" was scripted but I genuinely believe the boo was real and I agree

[@jackharding3583]

I do love how they show a man being Sawn in half with a chainsaw, but censor a swear word at the same time...

[@hush-615]

That's youtube for you.

[@oscarping7661]

Yep

[@fireofdawn3515]

KZbins fault. Allowed to show gore but can’t even say damn or shit. Unfortunate

[@infinesse2328]

Hush now child

[@Bobberation]

If we count cutscenes, Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2. We don't actually fight him at the beginning, but he lures us into the frozen wastes and tries to blow us up (and then everyone starts calling us "the ones who faced Jack and lived"), and then he calls you up and taunts you for the rest of the game. Even if it wasn't an in-game fight at the beginning, one of the most satisfying moments of my gaming career was burying my hammer in his skull at the end of my first run.

[@Fenrir_Hellbreed]

I let Lilith vaporize him. Then laughed. Hysterically.

[@gold1179]

Greg Miller I killed him. Then I didn't get a good drop from the warrior, so I reset and killed him again, and again, and again, and again, and ag- ok yeah, you get the idea.

[@BrookieMacc]

“What you call “petty revenge” I call restoring the balance”

[@Zeroshiki]

Seeing the big guy that chases you around the entire game in Outlast die so easily at the end of the game is so satisfying.

[@Grim_Sister]

There's also the Executioner in Madness Returns, Who chases you down Queen's Land until you find the growing cake. Once big, you are introduced to a rather amusing cutscene where you squish the guy into a pulp and start attacking the Queen's guard towers. Good times

[@possiblestranger]

I can’t believe you guys left out Dishonored, where at the beginning Campbell and the Lord Regent sass you and are generally jerks. When we finally got to kill them, it was all worth it. >:)

[@CGray-pq2zm]

I was thinking the royal 'interrogator' that you get to gore in the return to the palace. (I mean, if you want to)

[@ThatGUY666666]

Come on now, after what they did death would be far too kind and merciful

[@Star-Commander-Vong]

ThatGUY666666 Exactly. Why do you think we went for the Nonlethal Route?

[@brianlewolfhunt]

All the wonderful ways you can kill those two. Also the simply glorious nonlethal way we could, one that involves exiling one and exposing him to the plague, the other exposing his crimes to the world and getting an off screen execution. Still prefer incinerating the Lord Regent in a wall of light.

[@Star-Commander-Vong]

I love exposing the Lord Regent's crimes, then knocking him out and throwing him off the top of the castle.

[@mullerpotgieter]

Combine from Half Life 2. First they have you picking up cans. Then they beat you with batons. Then you murder them with explosive barrels and giant insects

[@WebofHope]

don't forget each other :P

[@ztsottles]

What about the Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3? Edit: better yet, new vegas where you can literally convince the man who shot you in the head to sleep with you, only to kill him in his sleep.

[@psychsoma]

Or 4 when you can take the Fat Man and launch nuclear justice right into Kellogg's dumb bald head before he can even get a word in

[@thiakokendall6429]

@@psychsoma its more fun to cut him up with a machete

[@rashkavar]

Must admit, I found the finale of skyrim rather anticlimactic. Alduin is basically just a dragon, and I'd literally killed hundreds of those by the time I got around to finishing the main quest. And now the game's given me warriors from Valhalla..erm...Soverngard?... and a dragon shout that makes dragons crash land and become monumentally more vulnerable. Sorry, not an interesting final boss. Good game, bad final boss.

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

I don't think it was that bad, especially compared to Oblivion. At least you actually got to fight him, while in the previous game you just watched an NPC do the (incredibly slow and poorly choreographed) fighting while you were rooted in place with control restricted to moving the camera only. Couldn't even draw your weapon or use magic to aid in the fight.

[@ALargeMammal]

Honestly though Skyrim was never about the main quest. There's too much other cool shit to do.

[@rashkavar]

Skyrim's my first Elder Scrolls game. Didn't realize what it was taking as its starting point.

[@rashkavar]

Fully agreed - I've only done the main quest once. That's why I said "good game, bad final boss." More story focused games would take a *much* bigger hit from having that lacklustre finale.

[@firstnamelastname7034]

I believe he's intentionally easy just in case anyone somebow managed to make it to that point with a bad character, or at least not one meant for combat. If he was an actual super Dragon boss, certain builds just flat out couldn't beat the game, like a pure stealth thief or something.

[@Hobobatman1000]

When prompted to find a jerk to kill in an Elder Scrolls game, Alduin, a dragon that saves the player's life in the start of the game, is picked in favor of Valen Dreth, a guy that holds no other purpose than to insult the player at the start of the game and then be assassinated in the Dark Brotherhood questline.

[@jackright9638]

What about Benny, from New Vegas?

[@handles4days69]

JackRight hey baby why don’t you come to my room? *sandman perk intensifies*

[@dmitriisuvorov1930]

You know, if you play as a female character you can actually fuck him and kill him afterwards. Also, if there will be a commenter editionon this video, Benny totally deserves his place in it.

[@dylanriesebos1492]

CRUCIFIXION!

[@domlocke3845]

They definitely picked the right cast member from Friends to play him. If he was voiced by Joey I'd probably have forgiven him for shooting me... before he even shot me.

[@andrewdeschenes5162]

Benny or Kellogg. Both of em start you out powerless to stop them. One shoots you, one takes your spawn.

[@Chimpswithacamera]

Goddamnit they didnt give me a spoiler alert for pacman!!!!!!!

[@MrSean1968]

Well at least I can not have spoilers

[@OpaqueVisions47]

Ha!

[@wyvernknight]

HA!!! take that they made a mistake

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

Well, they didn't really spoil the game. The only real spoiler for Pac Man is that if you beat level 99 it tells you the secret meaning of life.

[@hugoguh1]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo i was so close to wooooshing you

[@kamikage9420]

I'm surpised you didn't mention Jetstream Sam in Metal Gear Rising: REVENGEANCE. He trashtalks you, cuts off your arm and eye, puts on a suave Colgate smile and runs off, leaving Raiden a bloodied mess. By the end of the game you've become skilled enough to have an honourable duel to the death.

[@KyrstOak]

神影Kamikage - The only Metal Gear game I have and will ever play.

[@MY5TR0game]

神影Kamikage it was so satisfying killing Sam but I was also sad because I liked him

[@DolusVulpes]

Kyrst O'Keefe not into stealth games, I take it?

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

Sam was cool, although he cut my arm. I had more trouble with monsoon who took at least 10 tries, also his sword does a little a speech for a the end, HE EXPECTED YOU TO KILL HIM SO HE GAVE HIS SWORD TO YOU AT THE END

[@DolusVulpes]

U562 Which just makes all his crazy feats evens more impressive, because that means that he's trained his physical body to the point that he's both stronger and more skilled than people with purely cybernetic bodies. Which means he's essentially a samurai with a robot arm. And if that's not an awesome rival to set up for a cyborg ninja, I don't know what is.

[@DistinctionDave]

Surely Benny from New Vegas should be on here. He shoots you in the head before the intro scene has played out. The next twenty hours is a slog to get revenge on that Chandler-Bing-voiced bastard, which can include (but is not limited to): Gunning him down in his own casino, letting him be crucified by some very snazzily-dressed villains, going head to head with him in an unarmed gladiatorial fight to the death, or, my personal favourite, sleeping with him and snapping his neck like a dry twig. Ring-a-ding THAT, baby.

[@jakestavinsky3480]

DistinctionDave Im replaying NV right now way more than 40 hours and still haven't killed him. Hell I slept with him and let him slide too. Hey, I like the sex but I want a fight too

[@radusocol2613]

What about Dragon Age Inquisition...and Dishonored...and Red Dead Redemption...and The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine...I swear you guys leave obvious ones out of the original video just so your loyal fanbase can then make a whole new list for you. THAT'S JUST - pretty smart actually.

[@shotgunshells2]

They *did* say that getting whupped by a future boss and then coming back later to put the boss in its place was practically a video game tradition.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

RADU SOCOL they're smart when they do their stupid things, ain't they?

[@someshmuck8603]

Here’s a way to get past the lynel: Step 1: buy shock arrows in gerudo Step 2: go to the lynel place Step 3: mission complete

[@dragonbuster1174]

My initial method 1 go there 2 die 3 talk myself into doing it again after cooking food 4 die 5 repeat step 4 several times ala dark souls 6 beat lynel and collect shock arrows 7 vow to never mess with lynels again

[@fouryou2887]

Instructions unclear shot myself 3 trillion times.

[@lemaiathebird9161]

Step 1: Raid Hyrule Castle early on, STEALTH AND STAMINA FOODS ARE KEY Step 2: Kick some butt and get a good shield, and the Royal Claymore Step 3: Go make a bunch of food Step 4: Repeatively fight the Lynel till you can dominate him

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

Or you cpuld just jump on him and flurry rush him

[@yilvoxe4017]

I killed the Lynel first try (Vah Ruta was my first guardian) and I suck at video games. You just dodge... the moves are telegraphed years in advance... I literally don't get why people are like "OMG LYNELS ARE THE HARDEST!!!" i had far more difficulty with guardians.

[@MKULTRA95]

What about Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Within about the first 5 minutes of the game Namir messes you up so badly you basically need a full body replacement, only for you to return later with your awesome built-in sunglasses to show him who's boss.

[@MegaBearsFan]

I'd have gone with Nemesis from RE3, Benny from New Vegas, and the Vanguard from Demon's Souls.

[@NEETKitten]

Yeah but you can kill Vanguard in the first encounter.

[@boltok9584]

I'd go for Gears of War Berserker's

[@codycobb7452]

How many videos dose nemesis need lol

[@mysticxiiii]

Or how about some original content instead.

[@andreasamardzija1496]

I mean I enjoy humiliating Benny. He's a joke

[@WriterKing92]

Mass Effect 2? The Collectors killed Shepard at the start. All it did was piss Shepard off, and the entire game was pretty much gearing up for revenge... I mean, the Suicide Mission.

[@Riviex]

"Wednesday Addams in summerwear" So accurate and hilarious.

[@gambleralex5083]

what about The guy who shot us in the head in Fallout New Vegas I killed that guy so fast

[@kirausagni]

Alex Halverson Benny?

[@EvilSkeleton01]

Alex Halverson Good old Benny

[@angelbarrera3890]

Danganropa 1! You get trapped in a school and forced to do a killing game by a robot bear named monokuma, but in the end you find the master mind behind monokuma and they have to go through EVERY execution that they have done to kidnaped students.( bludgeoning, crushed, fires, launched into space etc.)

[@serenek623]

Except that the mastermind is a psycho nihilist who somehow enjoys every bit of torture that you put them through.

[@sanfransiscon]

And don't forget the various things that happened to the dead body afterwards. I'm sorry you had to remember that.

[@angelbarrera3890]

LOL Icon oh god I forgot about that

[@ShadowMagnum]

I watched the anime, I think season 1, and it was entertaining but I dont remember someone getting launched into space. Thats awesome! Ill have to play the game or finish the series.

[@angelbarrera3890]

well it came right back down. it's not really a spoiler because it's the first thing you see in the first game.

[@fesco8276]

No Spoiler alert for Pacman? You just ruined the entire game for me- Unsubbed.

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

warejax101 lel

[@nanceesingleton1536]

warejax101 lol

[@thememers_dude]

bye

[@backupaccount6341]

Valen Dreth, Oblivion. As soon as we leave the character customization he is taunting us for being in prison from his cell and if you choose to join the Dark Brotherhood then you must accept a contract to reenter the imperial prisons and kill him (Taunting him with the line "You're going to die in here." that he delivered to us at the beginning of the game).

[@benjaminallenbowles]

No mention of Oblivion? I enjoyed beating Alduin, but it was nothing compared to the quest to take out Valen Dreth

[@ryanmontgomery8766]

Ben Bowles I was thinking that the whole time during this video.

[@Griffintheawesome]

Me too. He should have been number 1.

[@josiahthenerd3072]

FUUUUUUUGE yes, 10/10 best quest

[@OldWitchDoctor]

Ol' Dreth was the first one who came to mind when I read the title of the video.

[@SixshotRevan]

Same here, Valen Dreth came to mind as soon as I read the title. Disappointed when I didn't see Oblivion on the spoilers list.

[@claytonweyl4135]

Not gonna lie, I fought that Lynel at Vah Ruta at least 5 times until I killed it.

[@Tim86585]

Wild Productions same here

[@chrispena82]

I just bought the arrows somewhere else

[@ed3545]

Agreed

[@antoniodeamon989]

Wild Productions took me about 4 times... now i can kill silver and golds in 10-20 seconds

[@lilsuccmypp5457]

Wild Productions Yeah, you're pretty much untouchable by those once you master flips

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

You were right Mike but only because I'm already subscribed and have watched all of your videos countless times.

[@WillTBear1]

I know this is newer but Sekiro Shadows Die Twice had a perfect example. Lord Genichiro cuts your arm off at the beginning of the game and you get revenge atop Ashina Castle.

[@deathbykonami5487]

I guess you can include any boss from Sekiro, Nioh, and the Souls-borne games that own you upon meeting them

[@deathbykonami5487]

Kelley from Nioh for instance, or the Werebeast from Bloodborne (although with a shit ton of luck you can kill that thing without the Hunter's Blunderbuss), or those damn Black Knights that stalk the lands of Lordran and Anor Londo in EVERY DAMN DARK SOULS GAME

[@marhawkman303]

@@deathbykonami5487 Hilariously it's possible to beat Genichiro in that boss fight, but since you're scripted to lose, his soldiers shoot you in the back or something to give him an opening to cut your arm off before you can finish him.

[@fareedal-bandar2953]

How about Vaas from Far Cry 3?

[@HeadHunter697]

Fareed Al-Bandar exactly what I was thinking, killing him was so satisfying

[@kylecook7187]

crazy trippy scene too.

[@Brenelael]

I was thinking the same thing as well. Not only do you get to kill him but then you get to bang his sister... Ultimate revenge!

[@morbidskies]

Or the udam from far cry primal

[@zarathos4666]

Except she kills you or events get her killed by your choice at the end. Actually Far Cry 2, 3 and 4. All show your villain in the beginning.

[@TheDewman03]

A robot cat might not fetch but it also spends about 80% of the day in sleep mode.

[@KarmicKnight97]

TheDewman03 a robot cat would be worse, you could render it completely useless with a laser sight:D

[@AaronCMarron]

What about a cardboard box

[@ReleasedHollow]

All you would need to do to deactivate the Panzerkatze is throw a ball of shrapnel, viola hours of diversion and a shoo-in for first place on Germania's funniest home videos.

[@lafken2]

SOMEONE AKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTANCE OF AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE OMG Oh, man, I miss that game. I was thinking of it recently. Thank you for mentioning it, oxbox

[@bennh3181]

6:50 : "One two! One two! And through and through, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack. He left it dead, and with it's head, he went galumphing back."

[@Uchia18]

What about Razor for the first Need For Speed Most Wanted back in 05? He cheats to steal your ride and then is the final boss of the game. Getting your ride back from him was the ultimate high when i first played the game.

[@ShadowOfCicero]

Except then you get the buzzkill of that Condition 6 pursuit where you have to use that ride, which doesn't quite pass muster anymore. Of course, that final jump...

[@RJ_Owlby]

I loved that game so much. We need a remake

[@perigrin2115]

come on, no Oblivion? Valen Dreth might not have hurt your body, but he certainly hurt your feelings with a huge amount of very creative insults, plus, he had a whole quest devoted to sneaking back into the tutorial area JUST to kill him.

[@seijitheicedrake9487]

he becomes a creep when you're a female dark elf

[@alexouimet2388]

Vile from megaman X. It is literally impossible for you to beat him when you first fight him, but then at the end of the game you can one-shot him with a Hadoken.

[@marcd.4182]

Tartarus. Halo 2 begins with him torturing the Arbiter, and clearly enjoying it. A little over halfway through the game, he attempts to kill the Arbiter knocking him into a pit. It's hard not to enjoy taking him down once and for all during the game's last level.

[@bp4freak]

No mention of Golden Sun? You end up fighting the final boss in the prologue and get totally destroyed

[@deathbellz200]

Was about to Bring up Golden Sun as well.

[@Sagedurk]

I remember cheating to beat them in that fight, same outcome still happened :/ I guess Isaac was too weak XD

[@ShinjiSings]

Breath of Fire 2 was also along the lines

[@georgesears934]

No Kratos? I don’t think he’ll be very happy about his exclusion. And trust me, you do NOT want to be on that dude’s bad side. Which, being Kratos, accounts for 99.5% of his sides.

[@JeremySmith-ve2ur]

Most of Desmond Miles' ancestors have had more than their share of revenge, and they know how to pull off an assassination.

[@limbobilbo8743]

‚We will cal your name, step forward when we do!‘ Hah, i‘ve got them, i dont have a name yet

[@lollipoplalisa]

Me: *watching start of video on full screen* Also me: *hears chainsaw* Me: aww hell nah *exits full screen*

[@exquisitecorpse4917]

A Vorpal Blade, Mike - that's what you slay the Jabberwok with. My older sister and I used to skip around the house reciting that poem.......and, as everyone knows, little girls chanting verses about murder is a very comforting image Also Sarevok in Baldur's Gate: F*k that guy and f*k his spell resistance.

[@franzluggin398]

Was Sarevok really that hard? I only ever played the Enhanced Edition, but he seemed like a bit of a pushover after Durlag's Tower.

[@exquisitecorpse4917]

Never played Durlag's tower! I had the game (10+ discs) around the time it came out, but my parents didn't want to spring for the expansion pack, and thus I've never properly 'completed' my tweenage favorite. Either way, I picked a sorcerer class and ended up being underleveled against an opponent which my main character literally could not damage (spell resistance). But even the mighty Sarevok cannot withstand summoning wand spam followed by 8,000,000 masterwork arrows.

[@franzluggin398]

What an epic sight that must have been to behold! :-D Seriously, though, you should check out the Enhanced Edition on Steam or on the dev's website, they might have had a pretty rough start as fans rightly pointed out many flaws compared to the original, but by the time I got around to playing it, the new devs really improved the game a lot and even got around to smoothing out some of the original's rough edges. If nothing else, for the nostalgia and the hands down best piece of level design in any RPG with no movement grid.

[@DevilboyScooby]

I think the Imperial Captain is more of a jerk than Alduin...Alduin saved us from execution. The captain wanted to kill us even though we weren't on the list...

[@YungHunna]

DevilboyScooby true the moral of the story is ULFIRIC FOR KING

[@ShadowOfCicero]

But the Captain doesn't work for the simple fact that if you choose Ralof, you could kill her before you even left Helgen.

[@facundomontivero2299]

Ummm... Legate Rikke IS NOT the imperial captain at Helgen. What are you talking about?

[@KaosRift]

Facundo Montivero Then she shares a voice actor with the captain at Helgen. And General Tullius is there and she's always up his bum. So forgive me if I thought that a character that looks the same and sounds the same and behaves the same was someone else.

[@facundomontivero2299]

Hey, don't worry about it. And forgive me if what I wrote earlier seemed agressive, I only used caps because I thought I needed to enphasize it. Funnily enough, there have been other people that mistake them as the same character.

[@welshzecorgi7903]

Wait, wait, wait, wait... Lynels? Didn't Calamity Ganon literally kill you before Breath Of The Wild even began? Requiring you to lick your wounds in a dank cave for 100 years before you finally were able to return the favor? Kind of feel like old smokey pig got the short stick from this list...

[@MysteriousMrL]

A Guardian mortally wounded Link, but you don't actually play that part or even see it until way later. In any case, the Guardians would have been a good choice for this too.

[@Jake-bk4ff]

I find that guardians shouldve taken the lynels spot because for me the lynel was easy

[@Hawkkiller2]

*cough* Harder than Guardians! *cough* *cough* Parry! *cough* Except in Master Mode where the guardians realize their fatal flaw and fix it by changing up the timings on their lasers.

[@A_Flied_Fly]

...which you can still work around by simply parrying when you'd normally parry their lasers and then immediately parrying again afterwards...?

[@Hawkkiller2]

Admittedly, that sometimes doesn't work for me. Then again, I still occasionally miss normal mode parries.

[@williamguyton349]

I have played and beaten RE6 (all campaigns, including Ada's) and I must admit the term 'hilariously awesome' is exactly how that final fight with that jerk was.

[@geenibt518]

What about Darth Bandon from KOTOR? He kills Trask while you're powerless to save him and even kills his own men for... fun? I think?

[@TonyRedgrave]

It took me 14+ playthroughs but I realized that he kills that random trooper because the trooper walked in front of him as he was making his grand entrance on to the bridge.

[@nomadshieldwind3237]

Gee Nibt I was just about to comment that

[@imjustsomeguy5048]

Poor Trask, he was the best character in the game...

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Yeah, poor Trask. The guy that told Revan to "click here." "Select this conversation option." "Open the equip menu." I'm not sure he had the firmest grasp on reality.

[@theodorekennedy143]

Mr X the Endar Spire is under attack!

[@pokemonplaya7714]

Can I get my funeral flowers sent to Links Home in Hateno village.

[@tristianwinter6035]

Yes

[@CAPGOD1]

They weren't even that tough. I only died like... 13 times on the first one 😅

[@kyleklem4045]

CAPGOD1 I died like 7, once when he was like 3 hits away... i was so mad

[@springlz3892]

You forgot Dragon's Dogma, which pits you against an unwinnable boss with the most sarcastic way to actually killing you in the first 5 minutes of having your character.

[@the_real_boogeyman]

If I was on of the Imperial Executioners in Skyrim and I heard the weird sound that the dragon made, I probably would have ran for my life like a smart person, instead of just continuing as though nothing had happened.

[@mozzyozzy]

Wouldn’t it be more fair to say that Alduin actually saves you, so really at the end of the game you should give him a hug?

[@NcrXnbi]

To be fair, I didn't wanted to kill Alduin, but since there is no option for it, I had 2 slay him. But yeah, if it wasn't for Alduin, Skyrim would have never happened.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

N3cr0 X3n0bi4 yeah you need a mod for that

[@isaacgleeth3609]

I believe that no one can truly kill Alduin, as he is the World-Eater. He is a force of nature. The end of the world was staved off at the end of Skyrim's main quest, but it can never be fully averted.

[@NcrXnbi]

+aguy654 Don't forget all the cheese wheels you hide in the closet.

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

mozzyozzy Yeah since he literally does nothing unless you progress the storyline. I'm much better off being a thief and manipulating physics with a wooden plate.

[@jameswatford8302]

How about Red Dead Redemption where you give Bill Williamson a taste of his own medicine.

[@cyberpersephone]

I'd say Red Dead is the opposite of killing the guys who screw you over in the beginning since it's the government agents who kidnap John's family at the start of the game and then when he faces them at the end... well we all know how that goes for him.

[@jameswatford8302]

Laura Enriquez thanks for resurfacing the pain I experienced at the end of RDR lol 😭

[@beastmode-ht8ou]

Arl Rendon Howe from Dragon Age: Origins. Playing as a human noble and finally getting revenge for him killing your family and stealing your home is still so goddamn satisfying

[@sjsharp2007]

I would have said Corypheus the main antagonist in Dragon Age Inquisition given what he does to your group in Haven then you turn around and kick his ass a the end of the game.

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Totally agree. It felt so good getting revenge on Howe the slimy git! Him and Loghain.

[@BananabroJr]

Mega Man x? The dude at the end of the first level destroys you and makes zero save you. At the end he destroys zero and you dismantle him

[@commonsense9306]

Eddie Miller i friggin loved killing that purple looking boba fett

[@CaitlinRC]

Every crash bandicoot game ever

[@matthewhardwick8208]

Agreed

[@srmelancia3523]

Ditto

[@stevenn1940]

Or every Spiro game while we're at it?

[@srmelancia3523]

Most platformers fit this bill now that i think about it

[@andresrincon752]

You mentioned Pac-Man, but you didn't say anything about Donkey Kong? Shame on you guys **Rings Bell** SHAME!!

[@randomguy4028]

Andres Rincon love game of thrones

[@marhawkman303]

Also Mario! Mario's been the bad guy in some games!

[@andymcp4752]

How about Eric from Tony Hawk's Underground, sure hes your friend at the start but hes a Jerk friend!

[@rexthesheep]

I can't recall a single moment from that game where he isn't getting you into shit, though.

[@rob98000]

Eric Sparrow likes his on youtube comments

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

Shido in Persona 5 is worse. Imagine a politician that manages to literally get away with murder until the Phantom Thieves get involved.

[@Astrithor]

Andy Mcp I came down here to comment this! Yas!

[@NinjaRedLink]

Is it just me, or did anyone else notice the falling star at 8:34 when the lynel was killed? Gotta get those star fragments. For it is always stars...

[@Matt-md5yt]

what about DragonAge inquisition?

[@psychosishero1512]

Matt this one was phenomenal

[@guilhermealvares7551]

Now i'm actually confused, do you mean Solas?

[@90sPikachu]

Guilherme Alvares probably corpheus, we never really get to stick it to solas

[@nemo5336]

I'm pretty sure they are referring to Corypheus. Remember him. The guy who you first see him walking in the flames he's all threatening, but as quick as the ambush fell upon haven, he became just... laughable really... like I swear his boss battle in Legacy was harder than it was in Inquisition. That said, you can punch Solas if his disapproval is high enough.

[@90sPikachu]

Elena Gibbs oh that’s right i forgot you could punch him... and deliver a sick burn “have i ever cared about your explanations? ever?”

[@srbindy2477]

Butch from Fallout 3, he stole my Sweet Roll so I stole his life...

[@Astrithor]

Srbindy XD XD XD YAAAAAS

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role. *Says to someone covered in blood and loaded up with weapons and a dead corpse on his back*

[@Astrelixia]

For BOTW you don't even have to go near the lynel, just go to lost woods, (spoilers) the kokiri forest sells electric arrows

[@nightcoresisters4820]

BraveMatthew you don't even need to go to Lost Woods specifically. Just go anywhere in general that sell shock arrows.

[@kiigon1887]

I went to Gerudo Town

[@RoRonsku]

I went to dutifully collect them and almost got killed in the process. Now that I'm procrastinating to actually go beat Vah Ruta (I never had video games as a kid so I'm terrible at anything not turn based) I found them in Lurelin village. Just bunch of them there for sale.

[@Rilir]

BraveMatthew I went to that ocean town I can't remember the name of

[@DolusVulpes]

Freakazillion what ocean town? Breath of the Wild doesn't even have an ocean.

[@dragonsblood5799]

Honestly, i like beating the tutorial boss in Dark Souls: Remastered. The feel of plunging down ontop of the big demons head after you died to it because youre a scrub is so satisfying. And the other copy and paste versions of it

[@jamescoops6544]

Cesare Borgia from Assassin's creed brotherhood needs a mention. He destroys the town I'd spent the entire previous game building. Revenge on him was sweet.

[@Shay96]

And he killed Mario.

[@sarttan]

I was more pissed at him destroying the villa than killing Mario....

[@EhurtAfy]

Mad Max was one for sure. Opening and ending cinematic featured Scrotus. He kicks Max's butt and steals his car at the beginning.

[@TheDeddead3]

I was hoping someone else would have mentioned this! In the end you completely destroy him

[@daxcasselman8627]

Perfect for a sequel episode

[@__whitehawk__]

What about Benny from New Vegas? Where the hell is he?

[@Idunno1707]

Gavin Driggers I hate Benny, not only does he “kill” you, but he also takes your chip! You don’t take a persons chip, it’s unethical.

[@shadowslayer284]

He's on a cross at Fortification Hill. Still, he should be here.

[@matthiascorvin272]

I know I expected Benny to be on the list

[@dragonheart1236]

Chris P. Bacon that's only one of the ways he ends up. He can also be fought in the Legion arena, or fought at the Tops Casino

[@shugo541]

DragonHeart 12 ring a ding baby

[@addiction.5500]

“As Skyrim begins your a condemned prisoner...” sounds about right for an elder scrolls game

[@fireofdawn3515]

Sounds right

[@andrewcrockett4780]

AWOL entries: Pyramid Head - Silent Hill 2 The Sabertooth Tiger - Far Cry: Primal Cesare Borgia - AC: Brotherhood The Traffic AI - Cities: Skylines

[@morbidskies]

The saber tooth though he was tough eventually I tamed him they still kill me sometimes though

[@ThePlokmijnygv]

Definitely agree with traffic AI. Really satisfying when you beat it into submission

[@BloodyBay]

Sebastian LaCroix - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Seriously, the dude beheads your Sire, he _almost_ beheads you (until Nines Rodriguez calls him out and stops him), so then he goes the hands-off approach by sending you off to get killed on one rigged mission after another. So surviving all those bad odds and getting him killed at the end feels oh so good...well, unless you completely lose your freakin' mind and _join_ LaCroix, after which you join him in getting obliterated in a horrific bomb blast. PROTIP: Don't forgive LaCroix!

[@Orchestral_worlds]

Vieri de Pazzi - AC 2

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

My whole strategy for far cry primal was shoot them on cliffs where they can’t get to me till I met the saber tooth then jaguar

[@nicktrains2234]

How about dragons dogma? At the start of the game your a peaceful fisherman, until a dragon comes along and eats your heart (literally) it is so satisfying to kill him in the end

[@SlyLilFoxo]

That typO really amuses me

[@intensellylit4100]

Nicktrains thompson how'd you make It to the end? the lack of fast travel really turned me off.

[@fendelphi]

You just have to properly find and place crystals. Then most things are just a 5 minute stroll away(with some moderate killing on the way). It ends up being quite similar to Morrowind in terms of travel times, which is fine imo. Anyway, Dragon's Dogma is a great and fairly unique gameplay experience.

[@AaronCMarron]

Yeah the Dragon fight is an epic one of the best boss fights in recent games hope they make a sequel

[@chrispilcher2024]

What about the racist dark elf from start of oblivion, there's a quest where you get to murder him.

[@JackOfAllTradersOriginal]

I wonder what he says if you're a dark elf as well

[@lucianopivetta6066]

@@JackOfAllTradersOriginal if you're a female dark elf, he flirts with you in a creep way.

[@EmoLad95]

@@JackOfAllTradersOriginalIf I remember correctly If you're a Male I think he asks if you have a wife and that maybe he'll pay her a visit when he gets out.

[@nerosoul2506]

Here kitty kitty I got an nice mouse for you! *fireballs*

[@geldridmalifaka490]

Darksiders. War is trouncing around at the apocalypse, when sudenly some jerk with a horn gets you killed by a giant demon. But its ok, because you get better and kill said giant demon right back.

[@oven8748]

I need my daily dose of outsidexbox

[@supershinigami1]

This spoiled Pac Man for me

[@kyleklem4045]

I killed the lynel to van ruta without any legendary beasts help. It's called dodging... so much dodging

[@jacksonbrooks404]

Its Breath of the Wild not Dark Souls lol

[@Jeppy121s]

i did the same thing.... the fear seconds before jumping away. The loot was very well worth it though

[@silvermagpie1071]

I just bought the arrows at Gerudo town.

[@cool-birb]

It’s not THAT hard so yeah makes sense

[@skyfranx7710]

Same hahahaha

[@themetalone7739]

God of War 2 (and possibly 3) should be on this list. In both 2 and 3, you hand Zeus the mother of all ass-whoopings...despite him literally killing you at the start of the 2nd game.

[@ZopalasXapzeers]

What, no mention of Fallout 4? Kellogg killed your wife and sole your son, then you steal his brain and invade his memories.

[@drayrius8085]

Also, every carnivore in Ark: Survival evolved

[@WOFPiccolofan]

What about Zeus from God of War? To finally pin him down and beat his face in after everything he put Kratos through felt amazing!

[@kurosakikun96]

I mean, a fair amount of it Kratos really does bring on himself, in GoW2 onwards anyway, considering he was outright told that the gods wouldn't be able to look the other way from his actions much longer at the start of 2

[@DuelaDent52]

GreenWolf Not really, in my opinion. Kratos becomes an even bigger monster than Ares by God of War 2.

[@Guntherson220]

What about Horizon Zero Dawn? When Helis almost kills you at the start of the game you get to put that mad dog down before moving on to the rest of the fight.

[@stevencitrin4293]

Loghain from Dragon Age Origins Benny from New Vegas Valen Dreth from Oblivion Kellogg from Fallout 4 Saren & Sovereign Mass Effect Vieri from AC2

[@EdK-Music]

Steven Citrin I wouldn’t be surprised if they made another list video from this comment alone.

[@marneus90]

Gotta second Teryn Loghain. And Arl Howe - that guy was responsible for the death of my parents, damn it!

[@codybyrnes1154]

Vile from Mega Man X

[@ryanp11]

What about Hugo Strange in Arkham City? At the start of the game, he thinks he's all that because he knows who Batman really is. But boy did we prove him wrong.

[@brandon9815]

what about the giants in skyrim? When you first meet it, you get sent flying in one hit.

[@LordBaktor]

Unless you climb on top of a rock out of their reach and pepper them with level 1 spells for like an hour. That's how I roll, I rather waste an hour than ignore a hard foe until I'm leveled up enough to beat it in a minute.

[@joenesvick7043]

I never got sent flying, is that because I’m playing on easy? All trophies/achievements can be unlocked on easy

[@dragishawk]

Giants are best not messed with until you get your combat skills, health and levels up high enough. They're one of the reasons I always go sword and board when playing a warrior.

[@oliversmithey3006]

Brandon it was dark and I saw some light then I got confused why I was suddenly flying in the air.

[@The-Wolf_4995]

15:29 , the ustanik is only defeated after the chase sene after the epic fight, you shoot his final weak spot climbing a freight train vertically and throwing shjt into him, then shooting his chest when you reach a revolver at the top. Can't believe you forgot that part guys