Show of the Week: Mafia 3 and the 5 Funnest Fictional Versions of New Orleans

[@outsidexbox]

Happy weekend, folks! Hope you enjoy the show, and let us be the first to say, of our own free will and NOT under duress, that alligators are great, and we love alligators 🐊

[@timothyisidro569]

Can you guys do a top ten thing dark souls players hate please like like for example locked doors please!👍

[@csgrambauer5852]

What about crocodiles? :P You love them too? Come visit Australia here, we have tons.

[@theofanwkapantah1111]

i love your videos!

[@OniFeez]

So many we'll actually GIVE you some if you want!

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Not under duress. Gotcha. I assume this has nothing to do with the rabid alligator you still keep in the basement? How do you keep that thing fed anyways? I don't think protection chicken will keep it sated forever... *gasp* is this where the spare Mikes, and timetravel andy have gone?

[@WhammyTime91]

Also, for a drink, make sure to give the alligators Gator-ade.

[@PolarAnemone]

*badum tss*

[@ethanlynch908]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@marisolsantos1307]

lmao good one

[@coyoteartist]

Well it was designed by Gator scientists.

[@averyabbott4162]

Red bull may give you wings but Gatorade ensures an alligator will show up and hopefully not maul you

[@meghterb]

I love this channel. Thank you Andy and Jane (and the rest of your team) for making such great content. Keep up the great work!

[@mohmmadgamer5260]

XD NG4A

[@joshanator21]

Ohhhh get rekt Mike

[@gamesdisk]

Poor Mike

[@Mailed-Knight]

What about Mike?

[@mohmmadgamer5260]

XD poor old mike

[@thisisodsmith]

Anyone else spot the book of human anatomy on the bookshelf? Is that for Jane's next set of experiments?

[@poyrazguler320]

i woulenteer as tribute

[@WoolyChaps]

I believe it's Human Anatomy for the Artist. I have the same book so I always notice it.

[@thisisodsmith]

Don't say you weren't warned when the Oxbox crew start LARPing The House of Wax...

[@averyabbott4162]

Janes bookmarked page is probably 101 ways to take over the world

[@JackKnifeJedi3419]

She'll have to race Bungie for it.

[@HannahLLeonard]

As an Australian, I feel my crocodile mob could take out those alligators in no time.

[@brian_sipe]

(Psst, the alligators have guns, and Kentucky Fried Chicken....)

[@_narrows]

+Brian Sipe No they have rauffles(hick saying rifle)

[@HannahLLeonard]

That doesn't matter, we'll throw boomerangs and Vegemite at them.

[@_narrows]

+Hannah Leonard While mounted upon your kangaroo?

[@HannahLLeonard]

Naturally. And with my didgeridoo in my koala backpack so I can do my Australian battle cry.

[@radix4801]

"No alligator attacks for one year" ** Offer not valid at Disneyworld.

[@ten1086]

A wild JKNEWS Fan appeared!

[@y0embrue]

lmfao, that's just wrong.

[@RonFortnite]

Wow just wow

[@RonFortnite]

Wow just wow

[@RonFortnite]

Wow just wow

[@Sorry_N_Advance]

I hit the like button and was instantly mauled by alligators

[@outsidexbox]

The alligators did mention that might happen

[@gunman762]

+outsidexbox Ayyy

[@KaitenHawke]

I hate when that happens!

[@delpantion6045]

leave it to Jane to have a mafia filled with alligators

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

You forgot to read the fine print u scrub It was so fine, it was not visible by the human eye!

[@lucasm.3864]

When Jane said "I sent a hit squad." I don't think anyone was remotely surprised.

[@alivape]

Oh great, now Jane has teamed up with the alligators. She's unstoppable D:

[@Apple-ka]

Ah Protection Chicken. The hero we need but don't deserve

[@jorgecabrera3694]

You mean preserve

[@franzluggin398]

No protection chicken just holds them off for a day or so. What you need is poisoned chicken. Way better long-time investment!

[@Telogor]

Even better: poisoned protection chicken

[@franzluggin398]

I personally don't see the improvement over regular poisoned chicken as good enough to justify the steep cost increase, but sure, if you got the dosh for it...

[@TMWriting]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need a bloopers video of Andy trying to say the name of the official oxbox nemesis. If he got it right first try I would run guys, he's clearly one of these genetically enhanced assassins we hear so much about nowadays.

[@vixenjones3108]

Cannot believe i have only recently discovered this channel! I am officially addicted: binge-watched all the uploads Netflix style and now a proud subscriber - love you guys - keep up the awesome work :) xxxx

[@Bradelgato]

I really love this channel, they go above and beyond to entertain and inform their subs and newcomers alike. and the best part is that they don't force subscriptions or likes, like many other channels do. they just want you to enjoy the video, and avoid the alligator mob. and that's all a guy can ask for

[@Ravenite456]

See Jane, this is why you can't rule your own country. First you concede to the alligators, then what? Using the milk budget to pay off the cats? A levy of bones to keep the dogs appeased? Where does it end?

[@curiouswraith8069]

I think cats would be happy with the rest of the internet myself....and sharks?

[@daevenville7114]

Well, one can't blame Jane that much. Have you seen those alligators, they fight to the teeth.

[@curiouswraith8069]

and thier skin.....lets not touch on that topic

[@KingPiddz]

Show of the Week is on my Birthday!!!

[@ptonpc]

Happy Birthday

[@KingPiddz]

Thanks man!

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Happy birthday!

[@shaisagi5710]

happy bday

[@SharpWalkers]

It's your birthday evey week?

[@Alpha-cm3ht]

I pressed the like button and set a reminder in my calendar for a year from now to watch this video again and press like again so I can be safe another year.

[@sameoldrocket]

Protection chicken is the most clever thing ever said on the internet.

[@PhattyBolger]

I always think of T.H.U.G 2 when I hear New Orleans. I played that game way too much as a kid.

[@Spence1115]

I watched this video in a Florida swamp. Clicked like. Tried to show the alligator. He ate my phone. And the hand holding it. Send help.

[@georgemills-burrows7052]

well done for typing that out with one hand. wait, you didn't type that out on your phone did you?

[@Spence1115]

Nwah Nerevar I yelled for Google Now to dictate it. Best use ever, they should put that on their adverts.

[@ababilpatel6412]

Ha! I knew it Jane runs a crime ring and makes Andy deliver chickens with explosives inside to kill all the alligators of the world

[@Szceith]

Good to come home after a weekend with no internet. I love you guys :)

[@Patches2212]

Am I the only one who's worried about the fact that Jane now has an army of alligators at her disposal?

[@KolomalakasPoutanas]

OX near 2M subs? Damn, time flies so fast.. Great job though, keep it up guys! :)

[@jedihorjus]

Add an army of Alligator Mercenaries to Jane's "Things to Conquer the World With" List.

[@TheDarklingWolf]

I kind of want to use that soundbyte of Andy yelling at 'Xenomorph sitting in a wheelchair stroking its pet spider while it orders you to go on a pure stealth mission involving escort quests and first person platforming in order to steal pages from Slenderman'' as a ringtone now.

[@kc-samatv7803]

Thank you for this AMAZZZING PROTECTION Mrs. Jane

[@silversail9020]

you realize new Marais was the setting of the ENTIRE infamous 2 campaign. Not that I didn't like FoB dlc but the second game was more detailed

[@outsidexbox]

+Cole Macgrath You didn't look like you liked it in those cutscenes

[@silversail9020]

Well I am blood intolerant now thank you for your concern. I forgive you but only because you are an Xbox channel :)

[@gadgez_]

I fully expect to see this on next week's comment segment.

[@nionnex1828]

Hey it's cole McGrath I miss you

[@silversail9020]

I AmNot_A_Potato I'm alive. They're hiding me with Tupac and Harambe

[@garrysmith9515]

Funny thing... I don't even own an Xbox, but the commentary is hilariously addictive, so it's hard not to watch. Well done, Team OXbox!

[@Drafther_]

9:58 Oh god that sound will haunt me for the rest of the weekend.

[@cuppawolnir9031]

Tut, tut, Jane! Just send Mike with literally anything and your alligator problem will be sorted before the kettle's done boiling.

[@blutwulf666]

Love you guys, LOVE the videos! Keep up the amazing work!

[@ThatIrishLass]

So if I ever run up against villain-jane(© OxBox 2013) I now know to fill my army entirely with alligators, ideally from the New Bordeaux/New Marais/New Orleans Bayou.

[@XGames-94]

4:37 zombie.exe has stopped working.

[@abushababalhaq]

Oh my God, that's Jason Bourne!

[@fearghaltaaffe29]

the prophecy foretells that if your early enough on show of the week oxbox will reply to you.

[@outsidexbox]

🐊

[@fearghaltaaffe29]

The prophecy has come true

[@lastnamefirstname5546]

🐊

[@VeliThaGawd]

seriously? not here too, fuck!! that comment is over used

[@madoose]

w

[@elricstormbreaker349]

Evening out the districts and rackets is going to be tough..

[@Babalooza]

I walkways love that Mardi Gras part in Blood Money because I felt like James Bond in that one movie with that one scene that took place around a parade. Also speaking of Bond, I remember there was a large portion in that Everything or Nothing game taking place in New Orleans. That was a fun game.

[@nicholascross3557]

I believe you're thinking of the funeral procession in Live and let Die...

[@sintes88]

outsidexbox are like the friends you wished you had but you don't

[@isupergirl]

47 in red bird costume: (monotone) I am ready to party.

[@MinniMaster]

Giant Space Station with a disintegrator cannon, army of Pokémon, a horde of assassins at her beck and call, the OXbox building which is presumably a rip in space-time, and now a mob of criminal alligators. Jane has become too powerful for us to beat. Andy, Mike. The fate of the world rests on your shoulders. You are our only hope.

[@xenostyrant4118]

But I already paid off the Alligator mob, I've given them everything I can. Please just give me more time, I swe- ARGH

[@PolarAnemone]

I've think I've lost track on all of Jane's evil schemes.

[@Redeemer115]

Sorry Oxbox, we Australians are under the protection of the Crocodile gang. No alligators here.

[@hellfire2180]

Good idea sending Andy, Mike would probably have thrown grenades instead of chicken

[@Egenix52]

The fact that I am now missing a leg determines that you lied Jane... It even whispered your name before getting away.

[@coyoteartist]

Who expected Jane's hit squad to go in with explosives . I can see her as the bomb fishing type.

[@TheCLBowman]

"Protection Chicken" is absolutely my new band name. Or, even better, the name of a new cartoon series: Protection Chicken and the Mysteries of New Bordeaux.

[@TheFireflyGuy]

I love how Andy made a Metal Gear Solid reference that even Hideo Kojima might miss...

[@jaishubhjyani]

now, that I have immunity from alligator maulings, I am gonna wrestle an alligator

[@angelgirl976]

Jane has the perfect mix of crazy, adorable and scary that I aspire to.

[@Code123579]

8:38, how many takes did Andy need to nail that?

[@lewayprevis]

Jane, get the chicken hat, and take it to the swamp. That way the crocs are satiated (hopefully, as well as confused), and we get rid of that insulting piece of gaming headwear. Two birds, one stone.

[@pentadeuce1086]

11:26 Dang it, I just to live in one of the few areas in Utah where it is swampy enough to have alligators.

[@Mini_Squatch]

alligators: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!?

[@gwilym1991]

Weirdly honest of Jane to tell Andy, the chicken was going to alligators. I would have expected her to just take the chicken to the swamp without mentioning them, just to see what happened.

[@Spinosaurus1231]

Thanks for the alligator protection deal Jane, now I can finally swim in the Louisiana swamps in peace.

[@vukpsodorov5446]

to be honest, 1 whole year of alligator protection is more than i expected- i'll be sure to click that like button!

[@gothfae]

Alligator Maulings? Your lack of disclaimer "Not available in Australia" will be your undoing.

[@averyabbott4162]

I think Andy's vengeance shout worked

[@whitehawk5]

I'm now sure Jane is on some international watch list like on Interpol. That type of diabolical behavior cannot go unnoticed

[@emmabyrne9274]

Good luck gators! You'll have to fight your way through a barrage of snakes, spiders, sharks, jellyfish and crocodiles if you wanna mess with me :P

[@4...3]

I think the alligators need protection from ME actually; you just use the old far cry 3 tactic of a flamethrower and four grenades and a car and a hang glider and you're good.

[@Daser933]

Im so glad OXbox have covered THUG2, aka the best game of all time. Life is complete.

[@connorforce01]

2:02 That's what i'm worried about, I hope it still feels like Mafia.

[@CaptainSiberia13]

Mafia-Pokemon-Alligators on a Death Star? Doth the "Jane" plot thicken?

[@Blacklight308]

To me, one of the best games set in New Orleans would have to be Gabriel Knight, an old classic with an amazing story

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

I Don't even own an Xbox newer than the original, But I still Choose you guys when it comes to video game stuff. Mike and Andy are funny and Jane is charming to say the least. (And She's funny too)

[@aaronmcdonald4685]

I think Jane earned their respect if nothing else, you showed those alligators you ain't a pushover

[@moeezS]

True, haven't seen much of the side activities in Mafia 3, so the open world might be a flaw again.

[@Archiemedees]

How many arms has a crocodile got? Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

[@nicholascross3557]

Pffft! Alligator mobsters... what a croc.....

[@Cris-qi9cf]

Is it just me or has anyone else wondered what it would look like with beardless Andy?? I think about it and it puzzles me to think what he looks like without the beard but knew if I saw it I'd want the beard back right away.😂

[@MuffinHunterX]

Sweet, this means I can scale back my mauled by reptiles insurance.

[@timscarrott8919]

Alligators, Death Rays, wanton destruction... Jane needs help.

[@fishfish8471]

At least the alligator didn't want fish..... I can live to swim another day in pure terror of this alligator... Thanks OX!

[@janecalloway4483]

I "liked" before finishing... now I'll never have those alligator duels. hooray for video games, where I can try there!

[@hotaru1231]

ONE whole year of no aligators Jane, YOU GOT A DEAL PAL ! (sucker, she doesnt know the aligators charge twice as much)

[@michaelowens2050]

I'd pay so much money to Kickstart a Save Cat and Protection Chicken comic book.

[@danbrown7438]

why do I get the feeling there will be a alligator sat on the couch next week making sure oxbox are staying in line

[@mrbrisket1261]

Seriously guys, cheers for the heads up about those alligators.

[@jackchatham3947]

Well done on that nemesis shout out. How many takes did you have to do?

[@whereisspacebar2991]

One of these day they'll eat lunch. One of these days...

[@rosedimitri67]

Ya'll should have an Eat Lunch with OutsideXbox contest

[@hauptmwolf]

Fun fact the oxbox team's three greatest fears are alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurisms, they're the silent killers.

[@barghestblue731]

This is why Jane is the evil mastermind, Mike is her repeatedly cloned experiment/unwitting servant, and Andy is there for stealth purposes ( he's not really the good guy, that's just what he wants you to think )

[@mitch33v]

I wonder what Andy was looking at at 11:22 that makes him stop smiling and look disgusted

[@mitch33v]

And then jane looks at it but isn't phased

[@MyVanir]

Probably Mike getting headshotted. Andy seems like the type to care about the costs of getting a new replacement Mike, while Jane very definitely isn't.

[@mitch33v]

+MyVanir and who could blame him the cost of mikes these days are outrageous

[@GradyHeller]

What if you show up with an actual protection chicken? Like a meter tall chicken with body armor and a rail gun on it. Just a thought; Bordeaux Gators Vs. Protection Chickens.

[@KFN94]

This was an assbad video guys. Good job oxbox team.

[@35antonio]

If this game doesn't have Playboy magazines, I'm going to be very disappointed.

[@deathkuramoto]

It does

[@tiakiwhanui]

devs have confirmed that playboys are back

[@tiakiwhanui]

Here is an article about it: mafiagame.com/en/news/view/en-playboy-magazines-in-mafia-iii/

[@4mobius280]

Don't really get alligators over here, but...better safe than sorry, right? (If I get mauled by an alligator, I'm demanding my like back) Well Andy, snap to it. Those alligators aren't going to feed themselves you know.

[@connorhutchinson2061]

I have pressed the like button and am now about to board a plane to orlando florida for a swimming trip at gatorland. If things should go south my lawyer will be in touch.

[@killbill32167]

Mike's last words: It's honey, I swear! :D

[@holefuk6435]

im part of the playstation gang but this is a great channel

[@jackcurren5061]

Man, how long is it gonna be before Outside Xboz takes over the world with their alligator mafia, super space pokestop and the various other shenanigans?

[@MetricCaboose1]

Liked the video. Now I'm gonna go swimming in the Florida Keys!

[@emeraldaly7646]

Nice, was hoping New Marais would make the video.

[@HunterHerbst]

I live in Florida, so I thought that the like button protection was an amazing investment on my behalf. Hellooo safety.

[@1990mmaarrkk]

Judging by Oxbox's track record, I'd say that any FPS game would be their nemesis.

[@Alex-bw7zd]

From someone who lives in New Orleans, I can tell you in reality its not always this fun.

[@pillinjer]

Did Andy remember to press the like button before he delivered the protection chicken?

[@GameThruz]

Cut off time was way better in this OxBox!