Stop Hammer Time | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 22

Our brave-ish heroes come across a ramshackle town that could really use a fixer-upper -- is there something in that magically sealed crypt that might help? Find out in Stop Hammer Time, recorded live at EGX Rezzed in London, UK on 6 April 2019.
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With thanks to our mighty Dungeon Master Johnny Chiodini of Eurogamer, and to Oxventure character artist Bendix Engmann.
Previously in D&D on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra:
Oxventure Begins! MEET THE PARTY (Ep. 1 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Oxventure Continues! SHOWDOWN AT THE CRYPT (Ep. 2 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Exciting Conclusion! GNOME FIGHT! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 1 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt1 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 2 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt2 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt3 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt1 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 1 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 2 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt1 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt2 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt1 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt2 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 3 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 4 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt4 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: BAD CHAIR DAY! An Oxventure
• Bad Chair Day | Oxvent...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: BRAWL OF THE WILD! An Oxventure
• Brawl of the Wild | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons Live: HEIST SOCIETY! An Oxventure
• Heist Society | Oxvent...
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[@amelia1411]

The horror on Merilwin’s face in comparison to the joy on Prudence’s face when the orphan stuff was happening was wonderful

[@bigbluedinothethird9781]

Time?

[@Kyber1138]

36:48

[@chriswaugh9057]

Am I the only one who enjoys the Oxventures so much I'd happily watch 90 minutes of them setting up a local council and dealing with their greatest foe: local governance bureaucracy.

[@nobodyinparticular7828]

You are not.

[@The_Taxi_Human]

Definitely not the only one.

[@deucebeast20]

#doit

[@TheAmishJedi]

I genuinely wanted to watch that. In Bad Chair Day I really wanted them to just run the pub the whole episode.

[@Treble453]

I mean there are 300k views sooooooooooooo, no?

[@Star-nm7em]

Corazon: “that’s fine cuz I don’t know what that means” It has the same energy as: “This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”

[@Kyber1138]

19:31

[@bypman04]

you made a skeleton in charge of human resources and were shocked when they used humans AS resources ?

[@patrickglover7506]

"Bosses want orphans?"

[@zer-op2gq]

It looked good on the blueprints💁‍♂️

[@jijiowen8267]

shouldve thought about that

[@kingarthur5611]

I blame the building inspector and engineer who approved the plans

[@cflazherty7722]

Remember that time Johnny wouldn't allow for an evil baby clone of Alfred because, and I quote he "desperately didn't want these people to have to kill a child."? Now look at them, knee deep in orphan juice. And Dob, DOB of all Orcs, at the centre of it all 😮

[@DavidRycan]

Well, technically they didn't _have_ to kill the children.

[@scorpix96]

@@DavidRycan Well technically _they_ didn't kill the children

[@jennifervalentine8955]

Dooooooooob, that kills people!

[@kayx.2778]

C Flazherty vvvvvvvvvvvv

[@thomashothersall859]

Jennifer Valentine Dob: I do not kill people that is my least favourite thing to do

[@laterkater4213]

Team: Ridiculous idea! Johnny: *pauses* rolls *pauses* lowers head into hands. Everyone: Yay!

[@NickFrustration]

@@jocosesonata hes somehow summarized ALL D&D campaigns. -wacky, possibly dangerous idea -a dm rolling a die then dying inside a little -applause

[@CindyHelms]

Yep, sums it all up.

[@SenorFluffy]

Nick Imamshah only difference is the applause comes from an audience now

[@fleurdelis8360]

@@NickFrustration yep

[@christophercomtois7175]

Summarizes all campaigns.

[@nickjeffery536]

Dob outdoing Prudence in the "innocent victims" scoreboard was something nobody saw coming!

[@Storyman09]

Maybe for this adventure but overall? Nah. Prudence has too many years of a head start for Dob to have surpassed her *yet*

[@kyrilleygo8379]

Not even Dob saw it coming

[@danielarosindo]

Dob's "You wanna keep those orphans in!" is so much more terrifying after watching the entire episode

[@ethanlappin]

Judging by Dobs plan to resurrect the orphans he hasn't heard the ballad of pet semetary

[@dastvan8002]

He could always search for one of those “Lazarus pits”

[@captainwolfos]

If Corazon picked up the hammer, he could have had a skeleton crew.

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

Or just sell the hammer for as much as he could get more likely.

[@winkles2314]

boo

[@ocadioan]

And see Dob throw it all in the ocean again? Better to have something that might resist being thrown in the water(or which can walk back underwater).

[@elafimilo8199]

Badumtss

[@kyrilleygo8379]

They don't want to be called out for copying the plot of Pirates of the Carribean

[@DauntlessPanda1986]

Corazon: “what are kids into these days?” Construction?

[@EonStormcrow]

Dude... that was both dark and hilarious af hahahahahaha

[@zulubunsen9067]

I was *really* hoping that wasn't the joke Corazon was trying to make...

[@brentage5000]

Not just the kids, but the parents, and the teachers, and.....pretty much everyone

[@tycol322]

The should be into Necromancy

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

OH OH NO OH GOD NO thats hilarious

[@joelhaggis5054]

Dob: Using my powerful Orcish *Remembers his strength modifier is 0* DEXTERITY!

[@gmoney66]

And that, my friends, is the tale of how the Oxventure crew saved the people of Bum from the horrible orphans that had plagued the town.

[@ex.O]

XD savage!!

[@christophercomtois7175]

That is the funniest comment on this video.

[@jijiowen8267]

I never thought of it like that 😌🤌

[@pyrotempestwing]

Never in my life did I think I’d hear the words “less orphan juice”.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

So you wanted more of it?? Are you somehow related to Prudence??

[@FirstName-sc4pg]

@@kallasantysanty6092 prudence is the embodiment of death, destruction and tentacle cults.

[@torgranael]

T-shirt idea: Dob leaning on sledgehammer while facepalming. In background are a small group of skeletons giving a thumbs up. The caption: Orphan Paste.

[@BackgroundJoshua]

I hate that I laughed, but that's a beautiful idea.

[@doyourememberme1067]

No it should be Dob on the ground crying and screaming: I’m soooo sorry with the skeletons just giving him goofy grins and yes the title should definitely be: Orphan paste in a goo like font

[@axoltols6489]

pppffffff hahaha!

[@flyinghaddock3005]

Or just "I said no meat bits"

[@SunriseAshes]

I love how Johnny tries to play it cool with the strongest poker face ever as Dob basically guesses every single twist and plot device going.

[@zanrandombombtheradbadgobl6268]

I just came to make sure someone else already said this lol

[@kohakuaiko]

To be fair it is just a string of common tropes.

[@Malkontent1003]

​@@kohakuaikoMagical f*cking building hammers are a TROPE?!

[@kamilpodryban]

I love how Johnny is getting the biggest round of applause in the beginning! He deserves the credit and the appreciation!

[@BattyButtercup]

Kamil Podryban JOHNNY IS ALWAYS MVP!

[@trock81334]

Johnny deserves the applause because he's a great dm. He's patient and fair. Who else would put up with some of these shenanigans?

[@silvazeking100]

I mean, he probably get's the lowest applause per capita. You have divide that applause among literally everyone else in the world, after all.

[@theangel1975]

He even gets a song!

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

DMing is hard

[@JeweledNebula]

Okay but the skeletons were kinda wholesome though, with their whole "Skeletons do bad?" thing like it was strangely adorable somehow 😂😂

[@SirJessJessTheGreat]

Johnny got his revenge for not being allowed to swear by making Lukes character responsible for killing a group of orphans.

[@parlmc]

37:33 i feel like Dob is trying to explain the skeletons the concept of "Don't be a Dob"

[@bg3929Z]

(spoiler alerts: they were Dobs)

[@ShakaarGaleed]

"You've never seen a skeleton do X, but you reckon they've just about managed it"...Best lines ever. Cheers, Johnny!

[@anne-rebeccajaninavanloock7015]

"I don't know what orphans are into these days but..." They're into walls. Litteraly.

[@RainWelsh]

“What’s the mortar made of? If it’s orphans you have to tell us!” “Ahh. ‘S orphans, boss.” I cried laughing. Probably a bad idea watching this in work, tbh. I feel like a traitor saying it, but I want Johnny to be my DM.

[@handlebarfox2366]

"I use mend on the orphans" was the part where I cried laughing.

[@theakaneko]

36:48 (for easy returning power)

[@joecutting4776]

Then Christopher Englebert XVII wanted to rebuild the orphanage LOL

[@_b1ack0ut4]

Man I can’t blame you. I AM the dm and I wouldn’t blame my players for wanting Johnny lol

[@guidoguido2245]

I like how they had the great idea of the Battle Royale and then the great idea of fighting with them in teams and then the great idea of ditching the Battle Royale. So basically, they avoided the big fight and through insane detours, they ended up in a big fight anyway. I cannot believe it.

[@tychogoedhart286]

If it's any consolation, I reckon neither can Johnny

[@dragontrainerzero]

Corazon's new catchprase is officially "Oh my God..."

[@haravikk]

I thought it was "Guys… I'm a chair"?

[@albertgore7435]

It’s hardly new

[@BattyButtercup]

and all skeletons feel an eldritch warning carried by a wind of powdered bone... "NEVER BREAK UP WITH PRUDENCE..."

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

"I mean CHAIR!"

[@wardrecaridius3740]

Like the old JoJo? (Hoh mai GAWD)

[@daniellockley-smith9766]

I think this is the first time they made things much worse. They went in, killed some orphans, set a ring of fire in the town, then took the hammer meant for fixing the town.

[@brentage5000]

They also made an entire forests worth of animals blind due to aerized toxic runoff

[@axoltols6489]

in the wild wild woods adventure they killed a lot of animals

[@brknglasses2734]

They make things worse everywhere they go! This is just the worse condition they've left things. Lol

[@fireknight4151]

Their actions in Bad Chair Day can be summed up with this quote from Dob "What I mean to say is that we are sort of where we started except we ruined a Business"

[@SenorFluffy]

Far from the first but definitely the worst so far

[@MetabolicSpore0]

30:39 "You want to keep those orphans IN." This is my new favorite quote.😂

[@kallasantysanty6092]

It would probable be a bad quote for a t-shirt ... but i still want to see it :P

[@warpjediAK]

Well they certainly kept them IN the orphanage...

[@DiZtheJedi]

@@warpjediAK Yeah, from the way Johnny reacted, I think that that's where he got the idea for how it turned out. Which just adds another layer of guilt for Dob.

[@baseballjustin5]

@@DiZtheJedi Never say something that might be a good idea for a boss or something that you have to deal with to your DM

[@danielribeiro1433]

and so they did

[@darkrose9793]

Dob: I try to mend the orphans. Johnny: I didn’t think I would need this today.. Poor Johnny XD you are such a patient dm.

[@patrickglover7506]

There are times I think Johnny wants to just walk from the adventure with some of the things they do. He's very patient overall with them.

[@Kyber1138]

40:56

[@coldrainyday63]

Dob probably now has even less atonement points than Egbert, and he didn't even need them in the first place.

[@themetalstickman]

He sure needs them now.

[@vinnythompson1]

Johnny - "its not on fire or anything" immediately Mike - "not yet ….. give it time" I feel like that's how mike treats every race track and dance floor he encounters.

[@michellee1190]

Johnny: "... and then the ground starts to shake" Me: "THAT WAS A LOAD BEARING HAMMER RUN!"

[@LisaMC9876]

Forget Merilwen’s meat grinder, Dob’s orphanage is now the most deadly!

[@rylanb5191]

"We could have an orphan army, and a skeleton army" *The Skeletons liked that*

[@MrHarryGray]

About 60 skeleton begin to rise Carazon- “I CAST GREASE!!”

[@welshzecorgi7903]

Your mother comes over to give you a hug... Corazon: I CAST GREASE!

[@paullatham8486]

Dob: Corazon can you help me open this jar?.. In a flash of light the whole room is covered in grease. Corazon: Aren't you going to say thank you?

[@skelmirsdottir]

I can't believe how nobody here jumped to that beautiful opportunity right at the end there. As Jane swung the hammer everything went slow. She was in *hammer time* guys!

[@kyleking6101]

This comment is severely under-appreciated. You should have more likes and comments on this

[@beastmode-ht8ou]

I love how quickly Dob decides to dabble in necromancy

[@Ninjat126]

Dobble

[@ZeDapperTurtle]

Dob the builder, Can we fix it ? Dob the builder, Yes we can.

[@tycol322]

But probably shouldnt let Dob do so

[@nickbueno9678]

Dob: “I’d like to cast mend on the orphans” Merillwen: *Turns into dolphin*

[@joecutting4776]

I love when Johnny asks Luke if hes been looking at his notes lol.

[@jellysharkbat]

The fact that Andy keeps dressing Corazon up more and more makes me laugh. I keep thinking how he did the same to Arthur, creating the perfect look for him and everything. He's such a fashionista. xD

[@Caiyde]

*Dob appoints Human Resources skeleton* *Skeletons use Humans as resources* Dob: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

[@jimenatierna3408]

36:09 “To the rest of you, it looks like a very wet orphanage...and a very red orphanage.” *Cue everyone’s face of realization.*

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

I never thought I'd see dob/Luke drinking neat Jack Daniels single barrel out of the bottle (even if it was a mini). I know it was jd because I bought it as a gift for Johnny. Sadly I didn't get to meet him, but props to Jane for passing it on.

[@ptonpc]

You can tell he needed it!

[@jothamfunclara5135]

You, sir, were the silent MVP of this Oxventure

[@YesserLabania]

And then they sang "we built this city on rock and bone"

[@zekdarkwood3899]

As the skeleton disintegrate from the hammer. "I don't feel so good Mr. Dob."

[@alexmarchant1729]

I feel like the tales of Asimov and his 3 laws of robotics might have been useful here

[@dantronic1836]

Yes or the deadly stamp collector AI example

[@jefferycrouse5654]

The archmage Asimov and his three laws of constructs

[@teddytalley620]

“We’re all on team skeleton, it’s just some of us have flesh on top.” -Dob 2019

[@MegaNightmare4]

I thought I was prepared for anything. But I was not prepare for a blood orphanage.

[@theawsomeyoshi]

What about skeleton battle royale?

[@Spencer481]

I always knew bad labor relations would come closest to taking down the oxtra crew.

[@TitoMcFadden]

How has nobody figured out NOT to allow Dob to make decisions for the team?

[@warpjediAK]

Or at all, for the children's sake.

[@slewone4905]

Why would PRUDENCE stop him.

[@KarateKitty5000]

'Don't be a dob'

[@octochan]

Because he's always the first one to come up with something and nobody else has any better ideas?

[@zevo9314]

dob started out as my least favorite character at the beginning of this series, but as his decisions get worse, i seem to like him more and now he's my favorite.

[@lycanthrochick]

Johnny's new catchphrase: "In the interests of time..."

[@nuttyprof99]

Who every wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Dobb

[@robertedwards4510]

Don't be a dob

[@Arandompasserby]

So… Middle management failures, orphan mortar and unionized skeletons Voltron. I did not know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't that o_0 I honestly have no idea how johnny manages to go with the nonsense, but it is glorious to behold !

[@ZumbaMarx]

"I've always wanted to visit Bum" But it's such a backwater!

[@oynque8965]

True … although I have heard it's a fine place to take the air.

[@awmperry]

Nah, far too windy.

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

I hear it's well lit what with all their gas lighting

[@tycol322]

Yeah but the stench that sometimes billows up from under ground is sometimes very offsetting

[@HazeEmry]

*I* heard it has turned into an overgrown pit

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

I'm very sure the people at the back felt that eye roll, we felt it at home!

[@kamilpodryban]

Skeletons drink milk, obviously! To strengthen their bones!

[@matthewgonzales5077]

Kamil Podryban yohohoho

[@jseigle_]

Inspiration to you

[@Nobody.Important000]

I get the feeling that this is largely a response to the fact that the Ox crew has uncanny luck when it comes to defeating singular bosses, and so Johnny decided to try just a butt load of skellybobs.

[@Nobody.Important000]

Yeah, I've been running D&D for a while now and trying to figure out what kind of enemies are actually going to give your players a hard time is actually REALLY difficult. Sometimes- like the Ox guys, they are really good at coming up with impromptu traps and defences like the infamous meat grinder that makes facing multiple foes irrelevant, but then also very good at taking down a single much stronger foe. Also, somehow, the Ox crew seem to be really good at just pulling solutions out of no where somewhere by somehow combining what they think will be funny into real strategies.

[@Nobody.Important000]

I recommend having him come across a group of melee enemies that prioritise dodging and staying alive, while someone like a ranger or sniper specced warlock does the damage from somewhere no one can reach. force them to do something creative. of course, they'll probably just throw a cat/bear/elf at the problem and it'll all be fine

[@Nobody.Important000]

I'm just waiting until Johnny throws the tarrasque at them, then Corazon just casts grease on it, it rolls a one on it's saving throw and somehow manages to bisect itself with its own claws.

[@Jayman1clone]

It doesn't help that Johnny lets them get away with practically anything. For example, Dob's move with the heated hammer swing should have been 3 whole actions. One to tie the rope, one to cast Heat Metal, and one to make the attack, and then he didn't even make Dob roll for the attack. This should have taken three turns to do XD

[@Jayman1clone]

Very true XD

[@no_genius]

At what point do you think Johnny regretted making it 60 skeletons?

[@joelhaggis5054]

Either just before or just after Prudence got disemboweled

[@Kengeta]

The moment they decided to turn it into a battle royal

[@thewholegiraffe1841]

The moment he started letting them do dumb shit in the fight. Cause he knew that he could wipe them

[@tychogoedhart286]

@@joelhaggis5054 she gets disemboweled a lot, doesn't she? First with the chull in a fishmas carol, now here

[@creativedesignation7880]

Probably the moment they had them form a band. He had a little bit of a terrified look as he was imagining to keep track of 10-20 smaller groups of skeletons doing just the most useless stuff.

[@Vergil21a]

Dob - "Have you heard the Tale of Fortnite?" Me - "of course, it goes on for about two weeks!"

[@ernieodell4058]

Buh dum tiss!

[@adamcarroll123]

Egbert: I'm gonna make a giant ring of fire! Corazón: I cast grease Me: They seem to forget that grease is flammable Edit: Egbert has realised

[@jennifervalentine8955]

Could we say that mega skeleton fell in a burning ring fire. And it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire.

[@adamcarroll123]

@@jennifervalentine8955 yes

[@jenf.8011]

@Jennifer Valentine I feel like that song reference was tragically unnoticed. Props to you, mate, props to you.

[@Incoherent-excitement]

Johnny’s face when Dob/Luke guesses every one of his plot points is so funny 😶👀 it was amazing seeing it live; everyone was fantastic.

[@preciousrogue1833]

The sheer chaotic energy of the party would make literal paradise an impossible place to get some R&R

[@preciousrogue1833]

Also hey there's the back of my head!

[@maxvel0city906]

@@preciousrogue1833 How does watching it live compare to the KZbin video? Must be a fantastic atmosphere.

[@preciousrogue1833]

@@maxvel0city906 oh 100%, the atmosphere is great and gets you really hyped up! Plus it's cool how they encourage the occasional bit of interaction and yelling out things, makes you feel more involved (I may or may not be the "Love you Corazon!" at the start...). I'd definitely recommend it if you get the chance to go, though if you do it's absolutely worth queuing early to get a good view!

[@TMAC_burninator]

"Don't do anything Dob says." Excellent life advice. Sorry, Dob, still love ya. XD

[@mcfire0210]

No Body: Literally Nobody: Not Even Prudence Screaming For Blood: Corozon: I CAST GREASE

[@dorkynanni6587]

"Stop! Hammer Time!" They should have realized right then and there that they shouldn't have touched that

[@gennasoverna6528]

Well this was horrifying. No more letting Johnny read Junji ito before a show.

[@lucasm.3864]

Prudence's diary*

[@psychadelicswag1671]

If dob had used thunderwave he literally would have been thor

[@alicia9290]

Dob really should have saved all the loot he's been tossing in the lakes, rivers, and oceans. He's gonna need 15000gp of diamonds to get those fifteen (!) orphans off his conscience. Or maybe it's time to just give up the charade and start throwing Lawful Good monsters at the party, hunting them across the planes for their many grievous transgressions.

[@Dream146]

It's only 500gp in 5e so a bargain at 7.5K gold to bring the blighters back

[@nummy_nummers]

As a former internal auditor I can tell you that the issue of whether Health & Safety sit within HR's purview is oft-contested...and mostly by HR!

[@tach-uq5tw]

Is it just laziness or is there a reason?

[@albertgore7435]

tach239 11 most likely they don’t want to shell out cash for health and safety provisions

[@nummy_nummers]

@@tach-uq5tw In my experience it's about who is responsible for managing risk within H&S. If H&S is considered to be part of HR as an organisational unit, the head of HR would have ultimate responsibility for managing H&S risk whereas if it's a separate organisational unit, someone else owns that risk (a head of H&S). H&S risk tends to be 'greater' as it may result in a very significant impact if not managed, so (perhaps understandably) HR heads aren't keen to consider it part of their remit! Sorry this is such a boring answer 😁

[@tach-uq5tw]

That sounds logical, although it seems like a complicated situation to deal with

[@crookedhood4610]

To quote Chris Hemsworth’s Thor: *ANOTHER!*

[@CortashGaming]

He would probably be like..."BRING ME HAMMER!".

[@torgranael]

Merilwen's Bone Grinder. Now with flamethrower.

[@Czah5]

"You want to keep those orphans IN." 30:40 Johnny's look says it all.

[@thedisabledviking]

i was thinking that it wouldent have a door

[@thrawncaedusl717]

New meaning for “don’t be a Dob”...

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Another!? Truly, we are spoiled!

[@MinniMaster]

This episode has some of my *favorite* moments in the series. From Dob’s badass flaming swinging hammer straight out of a hack-and-slash to supposed weakling Corazon knocking down Skeletron in a single move to Prudence’s epic finishing blow, the creativity of this crew makes for some of the best combat scenarios I’ve ever seen. Congratulations to everyone, and I can’t wait for the next episode!

[@vex6517]

I wish this wasn't live so I could see the animation that they would do for the skeleton montage

[@tomchaney6085]

At around 51 minutes there's something really sweet about the skelles trying just so hard

[@woodberry323]

" I'd like to visit Bum" 'Me too but it's so expensive'

[@LuckyLucyHi]

I've been. Overrated.

[@Kengeta]

Johnny: are skeletons intelligent? Me: no, cause they’re bone heads!

[@arndnaj]

If I counted right, excluding the chairs because we never heard how many there were: Dob: 58 kills, includes 15 orphans. Prudence: 46. Egbert: 19. Merrilwen: 11. Corazon: 6. I excluded the bosses from Wild, Wild Woods, An Orcward Adventure, and A Fishmas Carol, those were shared team kills.

[@LuckyLucyHi]

Both of their kill counts soared in this adventure. Prudence was on a lousy six and Dob was on an impressive 23.

[@arndnaj]

She liberated a temple for him, murdered an innocent guard, murdered a goblin before he could offer up any information, destroyed a skeleton Voltron, and helped, made no attempt to warn Egbert that his actions could seriously pollute a forest river even more than the kobolds did. I think she's doing fine.

[@arndnaj]

I think Prudence was proud of Dob for murdering all those orphans, mayhap he could be turned to a follower of Cthulhu, along with Egbert. I'd say it's more about the long game with Cthulhu than the number of kills. She converted the fish people, reclaimed a temple, and now acquired a potentially powerful magic item, along with the lesser book of elder ones that she acquired in Plunder Siege. She's becoming more powerful, that's more important than the number of kills. If she can convert a cupla her party members, Cthulhu would be very pleased.

[@alanbeardsley8346]

No mention how the Pirate has the least kills?

[@LunchThyme]

"Incidentally I would like to _attempt_ to cast mend on the orphans." If that's not a quote for a t-shirt I don't know what is.

[@Kyber1138]

40:56

[@ghostderazgriz]

There's just one question... if the skeletons are cursed... and they removed the orphan paste from the walls of the orphanage... what's holding the bricks in place?.... oh no.... * Meer moments after the oxband leave, the overly extravagant orphanage begins to tumble under it's own weight. Bricks wildly jut out from immense pressure that could only be the result of a curse, and a domino effect destroys the whole town.* Corazon: I can't believe this, we made those idiots a perfectly normal town WITH A PUB and all we got out of it is a lousy hammer with the magic to kill something that we just finished killing! How am I suppose to pitch that to buyers!? Dob: Wasn't the point to fix and build a home for the townsfolk? Prudence: Tell that to the orphans. *Dobs eyes give a wide sad impression of a depressed puppy* Corazon: Oh great Prune, he just got over that after 3 weeks of sulking and now I'm the one that has to order Egbert to mop Dob's tears off the Damnation's poop deck. Merylwen: Guys, we should just rejoice that the nice townsfolk have a place to live and the death of the skeletons means life is back to the natural order. *Egbert gets distracted by his own tail and looks back to notice the town in the distance is now on fire and in rubble* and that is the power of the word *YET*.

[@jenf.8011]

@Ghost De Razgriz You somehow managed to write a conversation that looks like it would be said- almost word for word- by the Oxventure Party. ...I applaud you, good sir/ma’am.

[@ghostderazgriz]

@@jenf.8011 That was my intention :P. A little sad it hasn't really been noticed though :( Oh well.

[@Belforhir]

@@ghostderazgriz it's been noticed once more

[@DiZtheJedi]

@@ghostderazgriz I noticed it too! And because you've got two comments here, I can Like twice!

[@handlebarfox2366]

compression

[@josephmoore5359]

1:19:45 dob and merilwen holding hands made my heart melt, even though it was obviously a ritual of sharing luck for the roll

[@tycol322]

This is how irl fan fiction starts. Personally I'm all for the Dobilwyn/ Lullen ship

[@josephmoore5359]

@@tycol322 as long as we don't act like septiplier fans the relationship might actually happen

[@Cull_Obsidian]

I think we can all agree, Prudence being carried around by skeletons is A MOOD for all of 2019

[@avathequeen14]

Wow... those poor orphans.. also, I l LOVE that Dob went straight to the idea of a Warlock making zombie orphans over a Cleric who might be able to bring them back to life. We stan one (1) Half Orc oxventurer

[@SAMURAY0076]

I just realized a little internal shriek of the DM when Dob said "You wanna keep the ophans IN the orphanage"

[@handlebarfox2366]

"we serve the wielder of the hammer for the rest of their life" "ummm...and on average, how long is that?"

[@HovektheArtist]

Notice: all bumble adoptions have been stonewalled for the foreseeable future

[@beccaw74]

This is an underrated joke. 😂

[@lucasm.3864]

Johnny is the MVP for rolling with those punches.

[@philipcollier4883]

Dob:"Ok skeleton, make me a turkey sandwich. And I dont want any zombie sandwich or any of that nonsense." *skeleton makes sandwich* Dob:"ok seems ok, lettuce is frsh and crisp, good mustard, meat is a little dry...THE MEAT IS A LITTLE DRY. AND MADE FROM ORPHANS!!!"

[@kallasantysanty6092]

i know i shoulden't say that, but ... Turkish orphans? I'm sorry for that one ... also where did they get fresh lettuce in that run down village anyway?

[@philipcollier4883]

@@kallasantysanty6092 its an obscure Simpsons reference

[@darthfenrir7773]

@@kallasantysanty6092 It would have to be Turkish orphans to qualify as a turkey sandwich.

[@unbrokencircle5857]

I love how everyone seems to have settled on their costumes. While Andy/Corazón are constantly switching between many pirate fashions. Very on brand for them both.

[@911couple5]

Love the look Jonny has when dob says hammer the first time.

[@gamespectra8752]

Dob: "I incidentally cast mend on the orphans" A thing I'd never thought I'd hear when I woke up today, hahaha!

[@th1anonly309]

Massive props to Johnny, who just seemed so tired by the end of it and fair enough, after running 4 great campaigns like that. He’s just so great

[@ZoeBateman]

well we can't have the skeletons tear the orphanage down because then the orphans died for nothing

[@milliemoo5135]

The oxventure starter pack: Eldrich blast Grease Explosives Panthlets Speak with animals The luteulele

[@lucymumma8840]

And here we see Johnny's descent into madness. On the left, you'll witness him muttering "grease......fire.....why is it always Eldritch blast....the orphans" in his sleep.

[@tanguygautier5371]

"You wanna do a Battle Royale ?" I shouldn't be surprised at this.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

But in the end they did an arena shooter/slasher instead :)

[@Fleur9999]

*OXventurers fight 10 skeletons each Have you ever heard the ballad of Ip Man

[@Storyman09]

XD Love that one.

[@teddytalley620]

Dob: I’m just here for a good time! Proceeds to orchestrate the murder of several orphans.

[@Sp4rkler3rickson]

“Welco to Bum” Cue the running list of Bum jokes!

[@handlebarfox2366]

yep this episode is what you get when the DM gives you a bum lead