Oxygen Not Included - Contaminated Water Flood! - This Could Have Ended Badly - Let's Play ONI Pt 3

[@tysenfudge3509]

when I heard oxygen and magnesium were hooking up I was like [o] [mg]

[@spacecoremusic4994]

Tysen Fudge Absolutely hilarious we have a winner

[@tobbenjees941]

Tysen Fudge change "O" to big and "M" to big asswell

[@veganwater381]

Tysen Fudge | Haha! Nerd jokes Argon Etherium the best!

[@TheFurry]

Na

[@idontbelieveinpenises1952]

Tysen Fudge Glad I passed Grade 8 Science so I actually get that joke.

[@Uhreg]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[@pepsiipep7842]

Cruel... xD

[@erikbeadow8065]

You know the guy who invented the door knocker? He won the no-bell prize

[@arifhossain9751]

Erik Beadow good one. classic.

[@arifhossain9751]

Erik Beadow a lonely photon decided to stay at a hotel. the bell-boy asked "may i carry your luggage". he said " no. im travelling light" #physicsjokes

[@mrshamaki]

Arif Hossain yeah but a good one x)

[@tobbenjees941]

Erik Beadow kinda old but still works

[@TheeRat_King]

I hone you like my joke A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. "Dad," the child says. "I'm scared." "You're scared?" the man scoffs. "I've got to walk back this way on my own!"

[@TheeRat_King]

If you like that one you'll like this one Dark humor is like food not every one gets it

[@TheeRat_King]

Sorry if I offended someone

[@TheeRat_King]

Here's one more So I walking on the road with my girl friend and a bear popped out of the woods luckily I had my 9mm pistol one shot to my girlfriends kneecap and I could walk away peacefully

[@arifhossain9751]

SKULLFACE why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the "OTHER SIDE". (i mean death)

[@kingdian7]

that's so dark

[@brodypullishy932]

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense! Irish cop says, "License and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please" London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living crap out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?

[@arifhossain9751]

Brody Pullishy i got one. how many cops does it take to fix a light bulb? none. the beat up the room for being black.

[@brodypullishy932]

Arif Hossain Ah, it's like being on /r/jokes all over again.

[@raspberry_picker395]

Brody Pullishy i hope he reads this

[@tobbenjees941]

Brody Pullishy brosys reply was better in my opinion..

[@weeho8763]

Racist jokes... lets go!! lmao rip comment section...

[@theguy8205]

dark humor is like food not everyone gets it...

[@lordpotato8377]

the guy Ouch

[@blake476]

Damn thats good

[@joe125ful]

Agreed.

[@michelebarton7730]

what do zombies hate the most ... FAST FOOD

[@arifhossain9751]

Chrome Freddy why do skeletons hate wind? it blows right through them.

[@michelebarton7730]

Arif Hossain good one

[@seigeengine]

Why don't vampires dine at steakhouses? It's bad for their heart.

[@CP-bb3wy]

My friend thinks he's smart. He said that an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

[@jamesshabizz8637]

The13thEagle thats a winner

[@MxAriDuck]

ur friend~~~>😃 you😑 your friend😭🍪~~👋👺you

[@Crouching_Oni]

Dreagast this is the joke for the new duplicate "what happened to the guy who lost his left arm and left leg?" "He's all RIGHT"

[@oszkar1467]

ba dumm tssss

[@sirlikeasir7836]

Thomas Siry "laugh along with 'ha ha ha' on Cartoon Network"

[@jaxpro611]

cancer

[@samuelsoetratma4415]

Thomas Siry are you all, all right? NO you are all, all left!

[@hatdogatpuso]

Am i the only asian here

[@kadinbob7479]

Do you want to hear a joke....... Titanic, oh sorry that was a bad icebreaker Just a bit dark

[@bruh7658]

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t. I'll see myself out.

[@spookydabloob34]

Bruh amazing

[@lordpotato8377]

Bruh a lot of people won't get this joke, but I applaud you, good sir.

[@bruh7658]

I hope that one day all people on earth will be able to appreciate a pun such as this.

[@vincentlam5746]

Quantum mechanics haha

[@navyotter6143]

Thanks a lot Draegast! Amazing to be in there :)

[@ronex8095]

Draeg,you have to hide the cables and the water pipes,these stuff will lower the decor,and to do that you have to build them inside the walls,also you have to unlock the water flitration.

[@PaSkull]

The best joke? That's not fair, Draegast. I'm German and Germans don't have humor.

[@zfrenks4383]

probably the best one so far

[@wolf_charmer110]

TRIGGERED

[@proxy1035]

We Germans have Humor, but it is a Bit Different.

[@ViktorKN02]

ohhhhhhh

[@kaksspl]

Germans have the best humour. They created most of the Jew jokes after all.

[@raysadofficial]

What say a ghost to another ghost? That's the spirit!

[@serbanandrei7624]

+Ray Sad nice one XD

[@retrx4236]

:))

[@rileyblair7273]

you should name a duplicate riley because he has basic intelligence and won't be suicidal for resources

[@burmesebeef]

Drinking Game: 1) watch any Draegast video 2) take a shot when he says "obviously" good luck, i'll pray for your liver

[@Sir_Steven]

works perfectly with "actually" too

[@XpythonX-ne8vb]

burmesebeef ill be dead after a 1 minute video 😂😂😂😂

[@SangerZonvolt]

Bonus shot if he misses something totally obvious.

[@joe125ful]

Agreed,i barely stay on legs..

[@magnusnope716]

and "as well"

[@teskz665]

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish I started yelling “You don’t have enough badges to control me!

[@dianegoethals478]

RareDev good one

[@Xixaooolittleshark]

You could have just repair the leak by putting a Tile block there and then mop the contaminated water that came in. Also the Super Computer is for intermediate research which you arent using right now, and the other research station is for novice research. You can make them research it until its done by clicking on the arrows to repeatly research it. Also please stop saying "oh they wont build this" or "why are they not sweeping the place?" because they do what they are meant to do, so if you want something to be done you have to prioritize things. To prioritize sweeping just put the storage boxes on a prioritazion of 7 or 8.

[@OdinJS]

I have a few jokes for ya. "I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. " "My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Your welcome :)

[@OdinJS]

dammit lol

[@jackmartin156]

Hey Draegast... I would, love, to eat your "mush bars"

[@Stinger-vj1ge]

just no stop now

[@shanecei7860]

A man told his friend ten puns in an attempt to make him laugh. Unfortunately, No pun in ten did.

[@harrycrab1677]

that's so funny I forgot to laugh

[@ivystar2823]

no pun intended tho

[@kylemcintosh8874]

My Joke: So... if "pro" is the opposite of "con," what's the opposite of "progress?"

[@damidgetutubes1771]

The Dankest Meme. Congress!

[@zachantes1161]

The Dankest Meme That was bad...

[@lordpotato8377]

The Dankest Meme good shit, mate.

[@arifhossain9751]

The Dankest Meme dark af.

[@raspberry_picker395]

mazing

[@necrokind]

joke for duplicate " Hey do you why the airs contaminated here?" "yea drae gassed it "

[@addisonwoods9367]

Confucius say: woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary (it works better if you say it out loud)

[@raspberry_picker395]

Matthew Carlson this is like sex i dont get it

[@thelegendaryspoon1337]

Professional Spooner. I can eat very fast and I can unclog the toilet easily.

[@GatorGaming]

hi how are you? I'm fine just watching THE BEST KZbinR EVER!!

[@Felchii]

GatorGaming lol

[@babaganoush9237]

GatorGaming waaaaaaaat!!!!!!!

[@skylandgaming826]

GatorGaming 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@luk4aaaa]

GatorGaming That was a good joke Jk

[@reecereecej10jackson95]

what's brown and sticky a stick

[@eenbeenmaster8336]

6:23 When your sick of Ctop coming over.The way Drae handles the problem.

[@solis_void]

drea this game is super simular to a game called rimworld and if you like this you might like rimworld

[@pieguy6992]

One time I was playing ONI on my colony. It was something like cycle 40, everything was looking good, my base was becoming self-sufficient; then, I realized too late that my water reservoir had become extremely unstable. With seconds to spare, I managed to build a wall to block off the flood. Just as the last piece fell into place, the load-bearing piece of sandstone gave way, and basically an entire lake flooded the small area it could. I ended up reinforcing the wall later on and moving around my setup to take advantage of the water. Untrue story, I made this entire thing up. Hope you enjoyed reading.

[@roryhazlett7885]

What is red and is bad for your teeth? A brick Badum Chhhh!

[@undeadmay7237]

drea ive only been watching you about a year now but you have very quickly grown to be my favorite youtuber

[@marionettethepuppet8945]

when does the astronouts eat? at LAUNCH time ;D

[@sulthanfatah7802]

Everytime drae does a survival game and something goes wrong his brain sends him options such as; -pauses game -doesnt know what to do -panic -cram -hide

[@rhetttherhett]

Here's a joke... Oxygen asked Nitrogen out on a date, She said NO! Hahahahaha please name me after a character

[@spookydabloob34]

Rhett Allen AHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@spacecoremusic4994]

Rhett Allen ha ha ha ha

[@skalesov9324]

What do you call a dead cow? -Ground Beef BONUS What do you call a Pig that knows karate? -A PORKCHOP

[@kamododragon2156]

whats the difference between a Jewish boy and a boy scout. the boy scout comes home from camp

[@growlstudios2701]

Nothing, they both make smoke. Dark humor is great.

[@growlstudios2701]

Get it, the boy scout makes fires, the jewish boy IS smoke...

[@DustZMann]

get otter here you putting us all in otter disbelief that you would pick us otter the water

[@gavysambo2272]

how do you make a tissue dance. you put a little boogie in it.

[@VoidAsmodeus]

this game is like fungus it grows on you but it makes you a complete servant which is very tedious

[@soundracoon2458]

That cot got cotaminated

[@XpythonX-ne8vb]

Elvis Ševčuks budum chh

[@CoperGaban]

Elvis Ševčuks why

[@JulTeb]

Next time, remember you can build a pneumatic door made exactly for this kind of situations. To find it, simple: it's the thing right under the button for the tiles you were building. Same menu, except it's the good solution.

[@simongorke8225]

whats the difference between a fish and a piano? you can't tuna fish!!! >:-)

[@lenyshrektdoggo9564]

Windy Lizerd not classic I've heard that every where XD

[@simongorke8225]

LenyShrekt doggo dont judge me

[@Bonkers_P]

Windy Lizerd that my friend is cheesy (σˋ▽ˊ)σ

[@hatdogatpuso]

I dont get it and im asian

[@suturangeuduude5468]

Net Phant you can't Tuna (tune a) fish

[@mrmunchkin2181]

The sleeping quarters were pretty GASTED. Great series by the way!

[@dantastikgaming6446]

more more plz make more

[@d.o.f.t.1578]

Dantastik gaming I just cut my thumb with an exacto knife

[@CasanisPlays]

I thought the joke idea was a good one until I read some of the comments. Game looks amazing though. thanks for introducing me to it!

[@matthewfindlay6275]

Legend says if you say dreagast 3 times if your early he will comment back Dreagast dreagast dreagast lets hope its true...

[@Kikolyu]

theyre all spelled wrong, it's drae not drea

[@crackedemerald4930]

you said it four times

[@lordpotato8377]

Unorthodox Potatoes that's probably why it didn't work

[@Kikolyu]

oh hey bro

[@crackedemerald4930]

POTATOES EVERYWHERE

[@jacobpreece2276]

two scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks the bartender for some H2O and the second one asks for H2O too. the second one dies.

[@joof8245]

A joke? Ummmm.... Oh! My life is a joke! Is that funny?

[@oszkar1467]

I think yes and my life is a joke too

[@mr.woooshyourjokes3046]

ICan'tThinkOfAName best name ever

[@guotyr2502]

Please keep playing this game, it's so fascinating

[@rng-_-silver1535]

what do u call a rat.... A RAT

[@XpythonX-ne8vb]

The Apple Gaming lol

[@someonerandom9939]

capt. james T. ctop always puts the benefit of the colony before his life

[@spacekat539]

What do you call a stolen Xbox An "EX BOX" Is that good enough ;3

[@raspberry_picker395]

LostWords dude i lost my words

[@spacekat539]

berac_malina39 m'kay ;3

[@jakeschollenberg9376]

So theres two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "Hey, is it getting warm in here?" The other muffin looked over and said "AHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

[@winterwaffle2571]

Not sure if this is a joke but "If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump down to your IQ"

[@winterwaffle2571]

Does it count?

[@jamesshabizz8637]

Winter Waifu yes

[@CoperGaban]

Winter Waifu sadly it does

[@chihuahuaankle2767]

take a shot whenever draegast screams or says okay

[@redtheviking35]

Here are 10 facts about you. Fact.1 you are reading this. Fact.2 you can't say letter m, without your lips. Fact.3 you just tried. Fact.4 your smiling. Fact.6 your smiling or laughing. Fact.7 you didn't notice I missed Fact 5. Fact.8 you checked. Fact.9 your smiling. Fact.10 you look good

[@redtheviking35]

That is for the dupicant and for the name plz put Eric

[@erikho6936]

Radical Man sup

[@callumw2649]

Radical Man no you didn't trick me so what do I get

[@XpythonX-ne8vb]

Radical Man fuck u 😂😂😂😂 thats a good one

[@BP2BassBoost]

awesome man! u totally got me there

[@DrDumplingMD]

this one has got me hooked! thought i will watch for 10mins, but ended up watching all 3 episodes! wow. seriously drae, Do you want us to be so competitive.. i thought you were little more chill.. besiege competition, giveaway, jokes... phew

[@magnusfolke8091]

Oh boi im early

[@arifhossain9751]

magnus folke oh shit. waddup.

[@nemesiswh7156]

The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm gets to live.

[@Ky-Nas]

I've got THE BEST joke... "Ctop is filled with determination.... ....and toxification."

[@thekingshake7485]

Jeff was playing with his friends one day and then he did walk in to his Mom and ask can little girls get kids and she did say No he did walk out again and sad to his friends Its ok we can keep on playing

[@DieGebruederSmash]

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

[@fireborn4022]

drae you just mined oxygenite!! omfg drea you just got rid of the best ore it cant even be replaced!

[@sporkreviewer7317]

I gotta make sure all the sporks are up to code.

[@JoseSanchez-wi8wd]

I love farming I even do it sometimes with my dad! I gather seeds and then store them

[@GameBanditPc]

In New York City 2003 Thursday August 14th there was a power outage.That night citizens reported seeing strange lights in the sky, nearly half of the city called the police claiming to se UFOs.That night an EMERGENCY broadcast went on TV telling the citizens of the city that they where just stars...

[@dr.caboosejuicem.d.8160]

i will ensure your duplicates have a heathly colon as a proctologist

[@curph3y500]

Joke Me: knock knock You: who's there Me: cows go You: cows Go who Me: no silly cows go moo 🐮🐮🐮🐮

[@berkutcy47]

"knock knock" "who's there?" "dan" "Dan who?" Dan then broke into tears for his grandmother's dementia has gotten worse.

[@althealligator1467]

IMAGINE ONI AND WNGD MIXED TOGETHER TO FORM ONE GAME!!! THAT'D BE SOOO AWESOME!!!

[@Kodygreen10k]

What's blue and smells like red paint??? Blue Paint... hahah Love your stuff Drae!

[@hashtagrex]

and by mistakes, you mean nearly killing your best buddy Ctop in a horrible contaminated water leakage

[@partlyfire]

A guy walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender "I would like one drink please and one for the road!"

[@Bonkers_P]

knock knock "Who's there?" "Little old lady." "Little old lady who?" I didn't know you could yodel! lol

[@veganwater381]

-A guy walks into a Bar with a peice of asphalt under is arm, he shouts:- "A Beer pleas! and one for the road!"

[@jasongignac8126]

dragast what i am about to tell you is important 1:you can infinit craft by presing the two arrows next to the boton you clic to craft 2:the super computer is for the 2nd and 3rd line of reserche

[@roosternugget69420]

The battery went out in my flashlight the other day, I was delighted

[@SlyphYT]

lmao the way Draegast says Decor sounds like he's saying Dcore gg

[@iamgod4837]

What's a joke is how short these videos are make them longer loving this game

[@alfiehellier9347]

One of the research stations does basic research, the super computer does complex research. You need both to unlock some things.

[@360noScoop]

okey okey this one is great: A dude is in a restaurant and orders some soup. After some time the waiter sees that the Guy has not even tryed the soup so he walks to the soupdude and asks: "Hello Sir is there something wrong with your soup?" The soupdude looks at him ans sais: "hmm I dont know maybe you should try this soup." The waiter looks at the soup: "why? what is wrong with it?" the the soupdude starts to become angry: "Just try it ok?" the waiter asks: "okey.. w-where is the spoon?" and the soupdude stands up: "exactly! where is the spoon?" and walks outside

[@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl]

When you're praying for the leak to spread and ruin drae's base

[@anu-uu8mn]

U know what's the movie about a ginger shaving his head called? "Deceive the destiny" call my guy Imaqtie

[@alikat1255]

love this series almost as much as i love draegast! 😄

[@gopnikusprime2855]

That moment when you realised you forgot to flush the toilet,and all the "contaminated water" starts attacjing back

[@WarIsHellYT]

Of course it starts a leak when you tell them to dig the thin wall. You put tiles under it so they start to dig the wall away!

[@josephfarrell3933]

new duplicant arrives and gets a tour.he's shown the super computer and a load of other advanced things.duplicant gets assigned job of running in hamster wheel.Called it the most important job.

[@LinKonSpelar]

The fact that you made a character named Ctop and proceeded to attempt to gas him seems pretty funny to me

[@octagonaljet0138]

draegast you make me laugh and every time I get on you tube I see what you put on and I will watch it

[@biggaminggamer2656]

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here

[@CP-bb3wy]

Math teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other what do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

[@shaneosomthing5318]

three guys walk into a bar you would think the third guy would of ducked

[@Trivonious]

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

[@lightswitchy]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

[@Nikolas_conk]

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry. But graphing is where I draw the line!!

[@noahp555]

Dreagast, please do more of this game I love it :D

[@alecclavet2057]

Do you Know What Is worst than finding a worm in your meal? Finding a half worm in your meal;)

[@calitotos4852]

best joke ever: There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

[@FrostyTheMoon]

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.