Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #3

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[@ironpalm7088]

0:10 Raises her arm, smiles and loses Me thinking I have the right answer in class

[@petwussy6293]

Relatable XD

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Me.... ME

[@samtrotter7177]

@@AB-tf8rc Weird flex bro

[@TheHuxleyAgnostic]

@@AB-tf8rc Sounds more like someone thought they were about to get laid, and then a woman laughed at the size of his penis.

[@MrCanucklehead75]

@@AB-tf8rc Oh silly projecting inbred...conservatives are the biggest demographic ON welfare!

[@lexx5313]

"I'm going to the after party for winners, guess you're not invited" 😂😂😂

[@TheRafaelBond]

i thought it was "womenz"

[@ericrowe5232]

I think that’s what was actually said

[@azza1793]

Yeah the Party is held in his mom’s basement

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

Napoleon Dynamite still owns the best nerd dance.

[@No_name-000]

Ahahahahhaaahahaha.... Perfect lip sync

[@strugglingprofessor772]

*"This day and age you can relive your fuck-ups in slow mo and HD anytime."* God, I love Ozzyman

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Perfect.

[@nevendmello]

The absolute ecstacy we recieve when Ozzy man uploads a video

[@ozzymanreviews]

Aaaaaaand pinned.

[@wrightvcx2249]

I see a video from Ozzy man and then I see uploaded 12 minutes ago, I get elated.

[@celeste8389]

I absofuckinglutely agree! He makes me happy..

[@checkmattor4235]

So true

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I’m not even ashamed.

[@pooledogg775]

This happened to my wife. She thought she was going to be first and started to celebrate, but then I came.

[@rabbitrb630]

fck 😂

[@chuckyolives2000]

Omg ahahahahaa

[@seniorsmiles3386]

Best

[@ladyttoesmcgee5106]

*OMG* THAT WAS EPIC 😂😂 😂👌

[@ladyttoesmcgee5106]

@@pooledogg775 Really good, I left a post. 😂😂👌👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@sayeedmohd1659]

I celebrate early when u upload. And never regret

[@nivolord]

Yes, its never too early to celebrate an Ozzy Man video.

Liar!

[@soulwolfable]

WOOO! The next Review -is going to be- was Awesome!

[@makarov-fatheroffairies8788]

WELL U CANT CELEBRATE LATE HERE..SO UR STATEMENT IS IRRELEVANT

[@Tommygimbal]

Ozzy should have pinned his this one instead of the other one lol

[@gautamsrivastav8330]

Players try to forget it. Ozzy puts salt to their wounds

[@bobman4223]

Never forget. Lol. Ozzy man is a great man.

[@DerickMasai]

As it should be. Burns the lesson so deep into their skulls they never forget it

[@geraldwatts5492]

Yea, it's one thing to genuinely fuck up while putting forth 100% effort, but it's another to fuck up just because you're an arrogant SOB who fails to finish the job. The latter deserve to be mocked.

[@zealman79]

With lemon juice for good measure...

[@phar314]

1:50 Here goes the black, hands up. Here goes the white, hands down. That part cracked me up.

[@dehwanegz]

Whenever Ozzy says 'yeah nah yeah' you just know somebody's taken a trip to destination f**ked! :D

[@deenad3562]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@AlphaQHard]

0:44 Very confident for a guy who just took a full force point blank football to the face

[@dumpmail555]

0:37 - Notice that lady in the crowd on the right, she felt that fail 🤣

[@ZaKRo-bx7lp]

She looks like my mum when I failed at life.

[@Miblive]

2:03 "Nah, I wanna be with the other balls" kills me every time.

[@ivorypoacherplays]

The gamer couldn’t even bend his legs without falling over.

[@konstantinoscrete2963]

And you can?

[@ivorypoacherplays]

@@konstantinoscrete2963 I am right now

[@arnie261]

“It likes the warmth of the sack” - never thought I’d hear this sentence.

[@CadleGomani]

The white balls is like "Yeah, nah, I wanna be with the other balls" - it likes the warmth of the sack, I mean the pocket 😂😂😂 I swear Ozzyman is the funniest thing alive

[@tonycanniffe2360]

Have you covered the Australian election yet? As in, celebrating too early?

[@fatalshore5068]

Ouch! To soon!

[@raymondschreiner7856]

Sounds like the 2016 u.s. election

[@warrenjensen4670]

(cough) *QLD ALP* (cough)

[@SlaterGator]

You mean the PM wasnt voted out by their own party before anyone else could vote.? cant be real.

[@StephBer1]

@@SlaterGator Australia has a different system. We don't have primaries like you do. We just get told who is going to be the new party leader, like it or not. Most of the time we know anyway but sometimes it's a shock, and dislike, like the new Labour Party leader - no one saw that coming.

[@svscared]

"Running out of the stadium like Forrest Gump." 😂😂

[@King-xr9lx]

Working night shift in America is amazing. I always get to see his reviews early.

[@repeatrepeatrepeat]

"working"

[@rangeslider]

@@repeatrepeatrepeat Savage! Hahaha

[@TeenDream888]

@@repeatrepeatrepeat they're working the night shift, they're tired haha

[@King-xr9lx]

@@repeatrepeatrepeat Good one 👏🏻👏🏻 Had to force a door in last night to stop a man from suffocating on his own vomit while his intoxicated friends scream at me. But yea "working".

[@iandawson3171]

Respect to you King Bear

[@BeHappy-ci6nl]

@ 2:59 I guess you are not invited 😂😂😂

[@joshrgaming2606]

"She's thinking about all the new sponsorship opportunities that will flow in" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lj-it5ww]

“They feel as robbed as someone who works for a celebrity chef” I GAGGED AHAHAH

[@techienerd6437]

I need this guy to review our area 51 invasion.

[@oldcodgerplaysgames9610]

Content for the next destination fucked video

[@ramsey4500]

Feels robbed like working for a celebrity chef - Ozzy man *Cough* *cough* george calombaris *cough* *cough*

[@zoomtv2577]

Lolololololol

[@beng4186]

Best subtle inclusion ever! What a fuckwit (George)

[@theultimatechampion154]

What's the story?

[@beng4186]

@@theultimatechampion154 the judge on MasterChef underpaid his workers by $7mil and got a $200k fine.. www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-24/george-calombaris-master-chef-judge-fine-too-light/11341096

[@zoomtv2577]

@@beng4186 yeah the fine was 200k buy he still has to pay the 7mil back

[@Will-pc9eq]

“And feels as robbed as someone who works for a celebrity chef” Had me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegodssin]

I didn't get that one

[@nathanp9449]

@@thegodssin underpaid, restaurants go bust...

[@thegodssin]

@@nathanp9449 oof

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“It likes the warmth of the sack” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@furtifk1063]

Scrolled so far down just for this comment

[@MrGarycharters]

Haha "robbed like someone working for a celebrity chef" haha

[@mikeyp0131]

I don’t get it

[@takhellambamgautammeitei6844]

".. after party for the winners. i guess you are not invited." 😂😂

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

There is something so satisfying about watching wankers go down in flames! This upload made my day. Thanks mate!

[@awesamanimations6247]

Except at 1:54 that guy seemed like a genuine good person

[@valerio1292]

@@awesamanimations6247 correct. mark allen is awesome

[@angeofdeth6552]

not really you just tell us a lot about yourself. one thing is for sure. you have no skills.

[@berniestokes2215]

@@AH17293 chill 👀

[@Seraphvonteschen]

Like you went down in flames after the bandit got away with your son's wife in tow?

[@cyberpokey]

*leaves* Friend: where you going? Me: I’m going to the after party.. ... for winners... ... you’re not invited

[@catfan5756]

It looked like that was verbatim.

[@catfan5756]

@SaltyBrains lol. Spell check strikes again.

[@catfan5756]

@SaltyBrains cool no problem, I can take a joke. Have a great day.

[@Cymatic7]

0:44 The goalie blocked it with his face. 😂

[@Tom-it6gi]

" ... and feels as robbed as someone who works for a celebrity chef." Damn.

[@Quimby3000]

People are still out here celebrating too early? Don't they watch Ozzy Man?

[@musiclaboratory9694]

I want Ozzy Man to review my life so I can atleast laugh at some parts that would otherwise be crushing painful memories

[@breakingaustin]

I paused at exactly 0:57 as the midfielder plays the pass.. he's absolutely onside lmao

[@Dreaded-Flower]

check again- he is offside. his upper body leans into the box. its pretty close but its offside

[@dank.2169]

"in this day and age you can relive your FAHCK AHHPS in slow mo and ultra HD" LMFAO subscribed forever

[@engopys5574]

'' It likes the warmth of the sacks, I mean the pockets '' 😂😂😂

[@3manthing]

"The bloke who kicked it, is running out of the stadium, like Forrest Gump."

[@ReoHimZ]

"hes like.... i am the greatest, bring me all of the women" 😂😂😂 i lost it from that point on.

[@theriffrepeaterjr.1772]

When is that?

[@mackanneb1591]

Jolanda neff. That is the cyclist that celebrated to early. But it was one of her first pro comps. Now she is one of the most celebrated and successfull mountsinbiker of all time. She has won more olympic,worldcup and competition medals then any other living person. Jolanda neff is amazing.

[@Arka_Das]

2:13 "what are you standing up for?" XD

[@Prowl76]

I remember watching this live. I was yelling at the TV, "What are you doing? You still have another round left!"

[@timetraveler0002]

What tournament?

[@timetraveler0002]

@@Prowl76 what tournament?

[@mgc9965]

2:14 "what are you standing up for?"

[@jeemoon1626]

I love that Ozzyman covered that gaming clip. That is one of the most famous moments in fighting game tournaments. The bloke became a meme after.

[@georgeneill4790]

There's not many people or channels that make me physically laugh when watching them but you sir get me every damn time lol

[@pelago_]

2:54 savage

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

Because of Ozzyman, i've started saying "Yeah nah yeh"in real life. 😁😎

[@Frenchylikeshikes]

"Here goes the black, hands up, here goes the white, hands down" 😂

[@mr4713]

Australian squad where you at

[@ozzymanreviews]

fucken prime time upload for Eastern states ay. You should be wrapping up dinner, laying on the couch, whippin' out ya phone.

[@fatalshore5068]

Tassie here!

[@gergelycsontos1435]

@@ozzymanreviews 11:30 here (CET), perfect for short youtube before lunch. :)

[@kerryn6714]

Fatal Shore Regional Victoria as well. Yeah, we get wifi out here.

[@makarov-fatheroffairies8788]

@@ozzymanreviews hey considered commentating on the ashes And that 0 run victory by barmys 😂😂

[@nsan48]

That must've hurt 0:44. Double whammy for celebrating early. Lol.

[@kimghanson]

"mash all the buttons until you do a special move..."

[@Istaphobic]

My face at the start of the video and then when I realise I have to wait for the next Ozzyman Reviews

[@darthbuzz1]

Ozzy Man Reviews - The commentary king of the world.

[@MarcoSilva-jj6xo]

The Shiela on the left, raises her arms, slows down, smiles and loses.

[@koalaukania9486]

Never clicked a video quicker, you are a genius with the commentary... Team ozzy man!

[@abcabcq313]

I like how he says the word fuck “fack “

[@shankypanky8879]

"Celebrating too early" is how my mum and dad describe the moment of my birth... ha haaa.....hah....

[@xyzzyxyzzy2]

Yeah, you sure were a disappointment!

[@AshDub86]

Damnnn

[@captaincookie72]

You don't celebrate till you see the victory screen

[@miZuTiERia]

It's 2022 and people are too humble that Celebrating Too Early #4 could be seen no more.

[@angeofdeth6552]

0:57 sad that he wasn't offside that's why he was celebrating

[@sirulrich894]

0:59 look at that ! Great Disappointment ! 😂🤣

[@get_downed_boi6270]

0:40 the goalie blocked it with his face

[@radoslawszymula6560]

That goalie blocked it with his face 0:44 lol, on top of it all

[@Hajang538]

I'm a simple man. I see ozzy man videos I like first then watch

[@Anvarynn]

The goalie blocked that shot with his face LOL 0:43

[@jwyld]

Oh the joy of an ozzy man review, always makes the day better!

[@avramnovorra]

"In this day and age, you can re-live your fuck-ups in slow-mo, and ultra HD anytime" That's a quote for the ages right there 👍😂😅

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

0:38 omfg look at the dude under the Italian flag. He's so distressed she didn't win.

[@makarov-fatheroffairies8788]

0:17 that man saw it coming and was like 'Nah kid ur done for"

[@azazal8623]

Love your videos, I stumbled upon something the other day I felt might be right up your alley. It seems the last event was held three years ago but I'd like to see you do a review of the "Team Fighting Championship" or similar niche. Keep pumping out the hits.

[@Ednerd]

"they were turning into skeletons waiting for something good to happen"!!! LOL that sums up soccer.

[@ronessimenaldo]

'The rock is gonna make him eat humble pie'

[@beeda69]

"Let's look at a soccer one, i mean football."- nice save

[@Joni_Tarvainen]

It's a great way to wake up to Ozzy mans upload!

[@SkandiaAUS]

I celebrated after the bush fires thinking the bad times were over. Nek minute.

[@KAMS1198]

ITS ALMOST FOUR AM. I WANT TO SLEEP BUT YOU POST THIS HELP

[@yoloman2135]

Camila Morales it’s 3 minutes you’ll live

[@tacotacotington3638]

Yoloman213 watching Ozzy man reviews is like eating chips. You dont stop at just one

[@TR4008]

" You can relive your fuck ups in slow mo and ultra hd " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nabillemen437]

So pleasurable to see frustration growing in those early winners' minds

[@morningview7167]

0:43 the goalie blocks it (with his face - are we not gonna talk about this?) That looks painful. Double pain. Oh make it triple, his appeal to the ref was turned down.

[@JuanFlacoRodriguez]

"In this day and age you can relive your fuck ups in slow-mo and ultra HD any time" 😂😂

[@MrOutstandingtuber]

Goalie : " I am the greatest.Bring me all of the woman" Lol

[@Burner-wb9zt]

This is like when the teacher asks everyone to answer and everyone else is saying B but you’re saying A, and then she says your name and your all hyped up and then says you were wrong

[@deenad3562]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ryan-ng3jw]

About to make a billion dollar deal, Ozzy Man notification comes up... Just give me a few minutes

[@rsoul7282]

Ryan you can’t come to an Ozzy Man comment section and make claims about billion dollar deals and expect to get away unscathed mate, the tall poppy syndrome in this country is real.

[@adamosca6399]

0:18 you can literally watch dreams be crushed in real time 😂😂

[@vallangaard]

Ohhh My Gawd! 2:24 My wife and I laughed for 5 minutes solid [I want to make that my ringtone] Thank you.. Keep it up, Mate!

[@AdubsMMA]

In the first soccer one, he can write that off to the concussion he received blocking the kick with his face. 🤣

[@brokemanfishing6413]

Can you review the "Megavalanche" or "Mountain of Hell" mountain bike races?

[@NetITGeeks]

At 1:27 I think the "dad" is trying to get attention of the rescue boat not punching fists in the air for celebration!

[@sambob6428]

"as robbed as someone who works for a celebrity chef" *winks to the Aussies in the room

[@SangerZonvolt]

To be fair it´s right of him to feel robbec, the offside call was wrong. When you look at the penalty room line at the moment of the pass on of the defenders is stepping right on it while the attacker was still a few centimeters in front of it.

[@sambob6428]

​@@SangerZonvolt don't think you understand the inside joke on this one mate.

[@bennica7207]

'In this day and age you can relive your fuck ups in slow-mo' 😂😂😂😩😩😩😩

[@jamestelfer7502]

It's about time Kevin bloody Wilson wrote a song about you. Absolute legend.

[@orsettomorbido]

Lmfao, the last one cracked up after the loss HAHAHA

[@clack1971]

God I love this man he’s so hilarious 😂

[@gumnaamaadmi007]

‘It likes the warmth of the sack, I mean pocket...’🤣

[@grizzlehatchet1]

Any fighting game fan knows exactly what happened there. Lmao... The first guy thought it was tied 1-1 in a best of 3 and he had just secured the second win.... But the score was actually 0-1 and he only tied the game up! He still needed to win the 3rd fight to win! Ha! It happens when you play too much and lose track of the match wins 😂

[@calfagra]

so do you know what game they played?

[@Gmastersix]

Yes this or it was a best of 5 and he thought best of 3. Similar scenario he’s down 1-2, wins and celebrates as he got his second win thinking he won. But he needed three. I’ve seen this when the tournament is best of 3 but then the finals are best of 5.

[@JuanRodriguez-dm1yv]

The ending was the best part "I'm going to the after party for winner" hahahaha

[@dominikjust5802]

I got a great theory You know when people get pregnant and they celebrate yay we have a kid! Is that celebrating too early?

[@bsmbB]

Then the kid comes out black and both parents are white?

[@nemeanlioness]

@@bsmbB or moms drunk for next 9 months

[@itsfree2639]

@bsmb091011 B Yeah, sorry about that....

[@dominikjust5802]

@@bsmbB thats just using a spray can for diversity

[@dr.debajyotibose2928]

Running outside the stadium like Forrest Gump, that killed !! ROFL

[@juliareed9823]

“ I am the greatest. Bring me all of the women.” 😂😂😂

[@marshmello9895]

2:56 "where are you going"😂

[@whatdoesthisbuttondo5647]

Thank you Ozzy Man for making every day more beautiful, honestly, keep it up😀😀

[@ronster1703]

2:02 when you knock yourself out of the world championships because of something you’d see at the pub