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[@coldones]

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[@nickwyatt1726]

Hi

[@rinskape7376]

ok

[@_l3prosy]

Nice

[@Flizz0]

Gay sex

[@kerdnerl]

Cool

[@SaM-hi8lv]

We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room

[@bwunomaws12]

THATS ACTUALLY A GOOOD IDEA DARCY GET IN THIS COMMENT!

[@dgcharlie5360]

Yo that'd actually be so cool, I'd love to see that

[@iwillslapyou9581]

now i need to see this my guy

[@kold1ng]

i would pay money to see that

[@dinnertime3709]

I agree

[@Eldoodie]

Those puppets/dolls were legitimately well done, I hope Soykireina gets some more recognition from this

[@miglekk]

Also shout out to the burrito bag boot creator!

[@zanpakutoman4225]

I really liked the family guy heads and the Gruntilda painter seemed pretty cool too.

[@boomenbuttfuckens288]

Poor girl is gonna be swamped in more orders than what she knows what to do with 😅

[@jongy2011]

@@boomenbuttfuckens288 Not me lookin her up to order something rn 😂 I think I will wait a bit, for her sake

[@HankCrumble-gv4ut]

Deez nuts are legitimately well done, I hope the left one gets some more recognition from this

[@TimeBucks]

I really like this show.

[@DipankarBasak-kz8eg]

Wow

[@ShamsSKTech]

awesome

[@anime.s07]

Nice

[@kishanpatel5476]

Nice

[@supriyanto8401]

Thumbs up

[@RhiannonKagoe]

jokes aside, I love how many artists were made happy by this video. Like, as commissions go, you're gonna be remembered

[@thenoncreativename4488]

HEEEEY, I follow you in Facebook, your art is fucking great, keep up the good work 💖

[@Cyranek]

warms my heart to see them supporting small origami businesses like this

[@stephme2686]

Lmao yes

[@zefennekinfan]

Hi Cyranek!!

[@Myhouseiscurrentlyburningdown]

Ja

[@exstacc1886]

I cannot fucking believe how they thought it was a part of the packaging cuz of how shit it is

[@oliviersavard8676]

@@exstacc1886 it feels like money laundering lmao

[@parkergraham7231]

As a painter myself I bet those artists were absolutely elated to finally get something interesting to paint instead od the hoard of family portraits and pet photos they probably get commissioned for all the time. Thanks for being a patron of the arts

[@bigmike8586]

It really needs to be said how much artists can enjoy doing stuff that's a little outside their comfort zone, something experimental for them. Some mfs commission furry fetish artists and get wholesome handholding art, just to get them to try a new style

[@yossarian00]

@@bigmike8586 thats the funniest thing ive ever heard thank you

[@stevehertal1988]

I love how they forget almost everything they order, they are just as happy as us to see what it is 😂

[@marcjansson1039]

Imagine being Max's banker when a 22k recipt just roles in

[@Jaymic]

I love the idea of a customs agent putting on a hazmat suit and respirator, going through the protocol for contain a suspicious biohazard, and opening the package to find thiccolas cage.

[@dcp0102]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "If music be the food of love, play on" ~ William Shakespeare

[@AfferbeckBeats]

And also that they'd see boxes of dead mice and be like yeah nothing to see here

[@jazzster1234]

Or the teeth corn on the cob.

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@Honey_hivez]

I love that they always act like it’s super stupid but then when they get quality items that are handmade they are always genuinely happy and respectful to the people that made them

[@momentarylapseofsanity3873]

Or they fucking break it

[@morrisonlakey334]

I read your comment just as Max said "I feel like it's a crime to keep these people in business" (10:12)

[@camquoc5718]

ok

[@lordcerberus2009]

Yeah or they absolutely dog on it for no reason

[@camquoc5718]

ok

[@darrelbarrel1617]

I wish I was as easily pleased as max. The joy in his face when he saw the ghetto smosh painting brought a tear to my eye.

[@kalwiggy]

The thought of government employees having to search a package full of "Thicc-olas Cage" christmas ornaments makes me giggle uncontrollably.

[@nagitokomaeda8056]

The human mask on the last guy was so realistic it creeped me out, and I hope that the owner of the shop for the kids plushies gets so many commissions cause her work is amazing.

[@TheClintonio]

I live in Japan, might get one of those masks to reduce discrimination 😂

[@mikayla_collie]

HAHAA!! NO WAY!!! i knew it was you guys!!!! thank you for buying my burrito boot, and 'FCA' i put those up as a joke. nobody was suppose to buy them!! thank you so much!! i love your videos!!!!!

[@kr98b]

THATS CRAZY

[@mikayla_collie]

@@kr98b this was so long ago!! i was seriously waiting for a chargeback. glad my intuition was right. i had a feeling based on the AUS conversion. lol

[@clownie1313]

nice accordion bro ahah

[@ekmad]

Masterful origami on that burrito bag bro

[@Thy_Nel]

absolutely masterful creations

[@jackpoland9210]

Imagine in the future someone finding a time capsule full of items from the Cold Ones studio. 🤣

[@possumteef]

Whoever is editing these, you never cease to stress me out with the fake stabbings. Keep It up 😂 7:45

[@victoriahardwick6069]

i jumped at it lmao

[@raccoonvioli]

IT'S PREZOH MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW IM FUKING INSANE

[@bonkology4165]

A real stabbing looks wayyyyyyy different

[@ATBZ]

@@bonkology4165 its the shock it doesn't need to be realistic

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

@@raccoonvioli NOOO OOOO IITS DOPLEX

[@chars._.graffiti]

I can’t believe Chad is not bothered that he ate breast milk soap, kissed a dead mouse and finished a drink with someone’s rotten tooth in the bottom of it, im only half way through the video aswell 😂😂😂

[@Skornish]

Max is a bad influence.

[@burp2019]

you must have missed the old "cake" saga

[@sprolyborn2554]

average day in the life of a Blizzard employee.

[@iffyStiffyify]

God bless the video editors. The random edits and sound effects they throw in always make me laugh out loud! 😂

[@bradleytriggs5390]

I love how every episode usually results into pure chaos and I’m 100% down for it.

[@eggboy1421]

Max is always surprisingly good at art things. That drawing was actually pretty good

[@HumFan]

I’ve been trying to find your pfp for so long what can I google to find it

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@simondesmond3574]

call him "little fella", cause he's a little fella, with sunglasses, he's got sunglasses on

[@JoeyTheDay]

Egg... htb...

[@steelermill]

Why do I love watching these guys open up presents and gifts so much

[@tanushkalazaretto8465]

Oh, I laughed out loud while watching you. You are super positive guys. Great positive content.

[@politicide]

Max's casual mention of 'Ghetto Smosh' filled my heart with joy. Indeed the best channel on YT

[@Emilianeuras]

I love you max and chad, thanks for existing!

[@dragonslayer1009]

I so happy they are real living people

[@Dinobloon]

Thank god they won the sperm race

[@mightyyoda7]

Takes max and chad for pooping on me

[@doodDood-zr9rq]

Thanks for breathing, every 2 second max and chad.

[@jackkawf4449]

They are hilarious, but with as much shit as they put in their mouths I'm surprised they still exist haha

[@yuletidecheer]

9:12 *RIDGE RACER TYPE 4 MUSIC DETECTED* The editors always find the most niche, obscure shit to sneak in and I love it

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I think every episode somehow finds a way to make me cry laughing.

[@user-tm6rh1ev3u]

that is so true

[@Randy71Marsh]

So much respect for that origami seller for following through with the bit

[@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341]

As if it's hard to send some crumpled up paper for a couple hundred bucks

[@Goldenkitten1]

@@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 Most people would have taken the money and run.

[@W34RD07]

Give the mice's your names. There is a perfect amount of em. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott, Rowie. So there you guys go! Keep em videos coming!

[@Gypsyblood777]

Who tf is rowie

[@TommyTom21]

@@Gypsyblood777 Are you blind? He’s been sitting next to chad since the first cold ones episode.

[@LivinLikeLarrry]

Mice aren't gay

[@straweater]

@@LivinLikeLarrrywhat

[@sleepy-baphomet3884]

Chad saying “And that one’s Picasso.” to the artist rat is so weirdly adorable and wholesome to me for some reason.

[@freakmeek4927]

24:28 THEY FINALLY GOT JOJI ON THE SHOW

[@Dwemerologist]

This was Chad's revenge for Max putting him through 45 minutes of trucker merch hell.

[@ColinFilm]

I'd be interested to see an entire video of drunk drawings all becoming plushies. 😂

[@jeffgourai5230]

hahahha have you ever considered eating yourself

[@woofnuggiez]

Thankkk you for this upload.

[@Asizableproblem]

I love when they give back to small businesses! Very philosophical of them

[@Crybaby-Media]

Philanthropic?

[@ac3d657]

thats not it cuh

[@redmist6630]

so glad they got ghetto smosh painting in the end

[@raynegro666]

very observant, the sacred and the propane

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

I constantly keep saying random dead memes out of nowhere cuz of this channel and my friends are getting annoyed at me. Thank Max and Chad from ColdOnes!

[@PixelStacker]

I love you max and chad, thanks for existing! 100%!

[@DaCoolDawgs]

It’s been a couple months since I watched cold ones, so I don’t know if this is normal now, but why are these videos so fast? It feels like a giant compilation. It’s overwhelming. I feel like they used to be more chill. Like I could tag along with my drink.

[@Pubsy3D]

With Frank trying to escape his past and Ian beating himself up over his, it’s nice seeing Max and Chad just continue to be their old selves and entertain like they used to

[@YNGMartyr]

the most frightening part of these videos is that all of this is somehow tax-deductible

[@fishwithlegs8117]

Love the After effects work, got a very og cold one vibes. Glad to see the editing style back too.

[@nostalgicbard1847]

These are getting riskier to watch at work with each episode, gotta love it

[@9wowable]

My god the Etsy videos are my favourite, thank god they’re back.

[@S_JunOwO]

Same bro I missed this type of content

[@yanzthemanz392]

Nothing helps with curing a hangover more than a new cold ones upload

[@Jerry-vt4zf]

Hungover on a Monday? Sheesh

[@yanzthemanz392]

@@Jerry-vt4zf it’s Sunday for me lol

[@Jerry-vt4zf]

@YanzTheManz ohhhh, fair enough haha. I thought you were living on the edge

[@jasonpreston2703]

@@Jerry-vt4zf if you're not supposed to be hungover on monday why did they invent calling in sick

[@smikey69]

@@Jerry-vt4zf that’s literally what monday’s are known for

[@lydia3832]

IM SO EXCITED I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

[@higgins7861]

This is the first episode I have seen/heard of you guys and I VERY rarely subscribe to channels because it’s mostly garbage out there but I subscribed 1/4th of the way through this video…made my day…

[@TheDoinkmaster]

These two are ushering in a Renaissance-esque era of modern art patronage

[@danmiller6800]

One of the best videos done not screaming the whole time chilled out showing us the stuff. I loved the items this we so good I swear y’all have stepped it up big time. Y’all gonna take over KZbin keep it up!!

[@itsunity23]

The editor making everything smile is too funny 😂

[@bruhdon4748]

I never make comments like this because I find them to sound like attention seeking but my mum passed away the other day suddenly & this video is the first time I genuinely have laughed and smiled and forgot how dark the world feels for a moment, I haven’t even finished the video yet but I just wanted to thank you both, truly thank you max and chad for brightening my life up a little right now when I need it most, I really appreciate it more than you’ll know…

[@kiro6228]

sorry for your loss bud, that's rough. I know i'm just a stranger but I hope things get better for you, stay strong we're all rooting for you!

[@bruhdon4748]

@@kiro6228 thanks man, I appreciate it..I never post stuff like that ever but I genuinely felt like I needed to thank them both for making me laugh & feel a little better you know?

[@divine5328]

May your mom rest in peace, wishing you the best

[@bruhdon4748]

@@divine5328 thank you 🙏🏻

[@chiohitz]

I'm Chio, from Soy Kireina!! Thank you for the Shout out!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@shadowkyber2510]

Have you got many orders? Coldones viewers don't seem like the type of people to have much money lol

[@phatrick]

@@shadowkyber2510 💀💀

[@GoxSilly]

So, I been saving this video till just now from when it dropped weeks ago… I was saving it for my special day off, where I get drunk and eat a nice meal and watch my favorite KZbinrs… I’ve been saving this video for so long , it was the first video I put on and got drunk to it, i just realized with about 27 seconds left that I’ve been watching the entire video zoomed in and missed the entire right side of the screen 😂😂😂 i hope the boys know how much they mean to me tho I fr😂😂I’m lit rn and I just I been saving this for so long 😭

[@tanushkalazaretto8465]

Guys, I watched your video again with pleasure. Thanks for the interesting content.

[@lilianasanchez3597]

warms my heart seeing them be so sweet and gentle to the mice 😢 the kiss was gross though

[@Gamenoob117]

It's always a good day when cold ones post a new video buying stuff while drinking.

[@krismurthi4412]

You guys saved my life. All of you. Including how to basic.

[@TaylorTheHater]

I appreciated the use of the Lego Island music in this episode. Nostalgia overload.

[@imogen5141]

As a member of the Patreon, I am always happy to see where my monthly contribution goes

[@Anonymous-st4eq]

What were the blurred out items???

[@nikkem6438]

I've been on a Cold Ones binge. Thank you guys!

[@brokkrton7493]

I love the random smile edits on Max’s face whenever he looks at the camera

[@George_vv]

Goofy platter should have the photos of Bruno and Bonner on it.

[@matthewhilliker]

The paintings were all so well done. Very suprised none of them were just prints.

[@Xeder-uy3vf]

Getting stoned and watching Cold ones has to be one of the things of all time!

[@Budgie_the_smuggler]

The editing in this is the best it’s been had me in tears

[@cunningestep2386]

why did I choose this show to watch while I eat. GREAT VID THOUGH!

[@Farkonso]

I love Max's inventive and breakthrough grindset ideas

[@yakamakalo]

Max wore that Japanese mask and the first thing he says is hi I'm joji 💀

[@eye_cancer]

U guys make my day whenever u post :D

[@clavical4441]

Diddy Kong racing soundtrack in the background is what I live for.

[@MrSimon57638]

I wish one day the cold ones would make a gallery where they put every paiting for us to look at.

[@actuallynathalie4650]

Had a really rough day today and this totally cheered me up!

[@tigerlily1469]

Did you throw my Nicolas Cage fidget toy? 😟

[@Coprolite19]

This series of movies - including the recent prequels - are some of my favorite movies.

[@MrShamus]

Thank you max and chad for this epic tutorial on how to forge passports to Madagascar! Very cool 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@MrAppleberry62]

Undoing the origami boot had me dead

[@jamesdurden-fl6bk]

that kirby air ride music in the background ... LOVEEE

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I would so love them to create an exhibition gallery of all the paintings they commissioned and invite random art cunts and bid on em, that would a1 sauce content.

[@GiantBUThead]

Okay but for real Max's really good at drawing, I bet he can become some kind of cartoon artist.

[@locomotiveproductions]

I love when yous spend thousands of dollars and in return make me laugh my ass off. Love from Perth

[@dunnobutwayne]

gdamn the editing is perfect as always

[@india4452]

Man I love Cold Ones

[@Armando724]

There needs to be a Cold Ones museum in the future with all the stuff from the videos

[@dakotastaton9874]

You guys make any bad day better. Been a fan since the Frank days and following you guys ever since. I love you guys, and I genuinely hope you're doing great in your personal lives.

[@d_boi9345]

Whenever a new Cold ones vid comes out I get so fucked up before watching that 0.75x feels like normal speed. Its worth it

[@andrewciha488]

I had the vid on in the background, only to look over and see “sigma ham grindset” and almost immediately broke down laughing.

[@rinskape7376]

This is just the money they saved by not paying their employees and the “patrons,” is just a legal excuse

[@donnyboyo32]

What?

[@rogerfranzen8293]

Totally real employee of Chad and the dude from Joji here, I dont get paid

[@namesurname3257]

I will scalp you

[@dongatello6969]

It’s true I’m chad

[@geniebobeanie]

I am that little fella and still waiting to be paid

[@ksparlor13]

the burrito origami put a smile on my face

[@UndermobzRec]

Sober or not, watching max and chad is always funny

[@Dingojuice101]

The cursed veggies and fruits are the best part of this. Thanks max

[@emmemmm4238]

The first Etsy vid is my fav vid of y’all’s so glad you lads made another

[@SAMpawZ]

Love the LEGO island soundtrack in the background

[@Dankcarton]

That orb edit at 16:00 was oddly the best I've seen the team do in a while, great work editor!

[@Residentevil1998racooncity]

That realistic mask is awesome, made me laugh so hard

[@ItsJakoMane]

Do more of the custom drawing dolls, that’s cool af

[@thatmtgnerd]

I didnt know I needed max and Chad playing with dead rodents like action figures. Really brings that kid next door vibe.

[@watsedhaene]

This video is a certified banger

[@bonles11]

Chad and max have gotten me through life’s hell.

[@gabrielpedrosadealbuquerqu3643]

You guys should buy a really good 3d printer, choose random things to print out drunk as usual and then a week or two after printing we see you guys play w it

[@emilybaker7040]

Just here to say that Chad’s skin looks amazing, I wish I had that glow