Ozzy Man Reviews: Dashcams #2

Welcome back to another instalment of analysing dashcam footage. Drive safe yeah nah yeah!? Check out the ripper Ozzy Man Merch: www.ozzymanshop.com​ cheers ya legends!
Sauces:
1. Submarine Car @Bruno_Nafal on Instagram
2. Deer Crossing ‪@STOPCHAM‬ tinyurl.com/dvykpe8
3. Tragic Trolley Boy ‪@viralhog‬ tinyurl.com/y3sx2dyh
4. Stubborn Cars @Pendulum_1337 on Reddit tinyurl.com/2t58j9s4​
5. Ducks Crossing @Cyrdoslav1 on Reddit tinyurl.com/whzc436
6. Mini Motorbike Chase ‪@DashCamOwnersAustralia‬ tinyurl.com/bhf558jh
7. Kangaroo Freakout @Dash Cam Owners Australia tinyurl.com/36cvv4xy
8. Elk Crossing @Braderbilt on Reddit: tinyurl.com/49ch3tmm
9. Truck Terror @Hawk View Photography tinyurl.com/tfrmjdm
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Check 'em all out.

[@DashCamOwnersAustralia]

Gotta love Kangaroos. Not content with avoiding death the first time Skippy decides to head back and give it another crack.

[@Cygnus888]

I can attest to that. They also wait for the perfect time to jump in front of a car.

[@FREQQLES]

and yet roos probably have a better understanding of roundabouts compared to the people in your compilations.

[@rsoul7282]

@@FREQQLES sure, let us do the experiment, we shall compare kangaroo behaviour at a roundabout, and compare that with a compilation of fuckwits. Confirmation bias and bad faith arguments be damned.

[@jasonotoole1822]

Unlike wallabies, those thick little idiots just jump at your car the first time and then bounce off because they are a tough little ball of muscles...

[@DerickMasai]

You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed...

[@demhandzz]

3:17 "you don't know what an elk is? Attenborough covered this shit" lmao

[@king-su5uc]

I didn't get that reference 😶

[@fallenwolf3368]

@@king-su5uc nether did I.

[@JohnyG29]

@@king-su5uc David Attenborough.

[@SPFLDAngler]

Found the little kids with parents that don't give a shit about education outside of school. Parents probably the ones who write on facebook "why don't they teach our kids in school what we should be teaching them at home?"

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@SPFLDAngler I wouldn't have thought there would be already so many kids of this kind on KZbin. I mean, Sir Attenborough's documentaries were still on TV all around the world a few years ago and are still on Netflix and Amazon Prime and even on plane TVs. A bunch of kids not knowing the voice, director and much more behind the best nature and animal documentaries we have ... it's kinda sad

[@RainWelsh]

I really, *really* want to know the story behind “shirtless guy on mini motorbike flees ute driver who’s so determined to get him he’s willing to plough through a fence”. Like a cut-price version of Fast and Furious 9.

[@woolypuffin392]

I think he had a little fun with a married woman? Would explain the not there clothes

[@tekarock]

It looks like it was stolen and the guy in the ute gave chase

[@daemonite6661]

its just a bit of "FUCK YOU NA FUCK YOU!" going on

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@daemonite6661 Noice!

[@ozzybloke4830]

@RainWelsh Grand Thieft Auto Outback Ozzy version 🍺

[@mikey2toes966]

I feel for the “trolly” boy. Here in Texas I worked at the HEB back in 2010. I once had a load of carts get away from me and smash into a bunch of cars. Now HEB only allows you to move up to six carts and use a tether to hold them together. All because of me! 😀

[@ytsux9259]

Did HEB have to pay restitution for those cars? 🤣

[@mikey2toes966]

@@ytsux9259 honestly I don’t know. I did get immediately get transferred to another store.

[@brianclemons5375]

Awesome story

[@yoomr.whitee2841]

@@mikey2toes966 nice

[@ryanwatterson4038]

Shouldve stood your ground on the reasoning of why have a car park on a hill

[@lynxjackson2779]

I wish I had a little ozzy man in my head speaking to me the whole day narrating my life I’m 100% sure I’d be less depressed

[@Irving_teran]

Buy his key chain. Better than pills.

[@theroof6378]

I reckon he should also be on GPS🤣

[@Brad-ut1ro]

U would never b able to frown. He would make even the most fucked situations hilarious 😂

[@JacobWeaver2023]

You need bullies (friends) like mine then!

[@Dreddpool82]

Ozzy sells T shirts with that on them.

[@Psi34ax]

Imagine how much we’d have missed if dashcams weren’t a thing. One of the best things to grace the internet

[@arthurneddysmith]

10,000 people will read your comment and begin typing "porn" as a response. Not me though.

[@alpha068]

@@arthurneddysmith what?

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

Fckn word m8 😉🤨🤣🙌🏽

[@frightbat208]

Have you seen some of the Russian dash am vids. They are WILD!

[@Psi34ax]

@@SusanKay- haha yes! But thanks to dashcams we have: crazy road stunts, karen rage moments, insurance scammers getting busted, a whole load of destination F..... and so on ;)

[@wingzero7X]

2:33 is a “Dad found his daughter with her new boyfriend “ kinda energy

[@boxingbox7981]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoCzfparftxmfNE

[@johncuervo3019]

Probably stole the bike

[@torakunoichi]

The dude on the bike even looks like he had to jump out of her bed very quickly

[@lilymarinovic1644]

new boyfriend who also happens to be her cousin or something ...

[@Gaurav-df6ki]

"Attenborough covered this shit" 😂😂

[@boxingbox7981]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoCzfparftxmfNE

[@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049]

Wth is attenborough

[@Gaurav-df6ki]

@@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 Narrator of nature documentaries

[@shazidehsanmonon9788]

The trollyguy's situation is like, a dad alone looking after two mischievous kids when the mom is busy in watching dramatic tv shows.

[@datenschutz6123]

but when you see this you also know why he is working THIS job and nothing better

[@AxxLAfriku]

I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear shaz

[@thomashajicek2747]

thinking other way around and football

[@simonkevnorris]

@@datenschutz6123 He clearly is operating at a level higher than he should be. I'm not sure what takes less brain power than a trolly collector though - maybe a lamppost?

[@thesuperiorman537]

@@datenschutz6123 ne bitte nix

[@nikhilmathew2101]

2:27 The guy in the Ute came home early to give his mrs a surprise. The clip says the rest.

[@seb2750]

oi whos dis in me bed wif me missus!

[@njnioni]

Yup 100%

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

@@seb2750 Not sure of Ozzy or Orky accent, there "Zog off, ya Git! Yous in for a good CRUMPIN."

[@seb2750]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Did you find your girl with the green eyes ?

[@alexgibbs356]

Truck*

[@jaylittleton1]

It is nice to see Elk making a comeback. There was a time that migrating herds passed a spot for days, Bison too.

[@feetham]

Those aint Elk

[@christinamann3640]

You would definitely have to call in sick 😂

[@barrettsnider7818]

The elk clip is in Montana, there's thousands always hanging out in that spot

[@StanHowse]

@@feetham Those were what, Mule Deer? I would guess White-tail, but their faces seemed too big? with really thin antlers. Also, I'm pretty sure he was talking about the second video, with the tanker. Which yes, those were Elk, not Deer.

[@atonement7232]

That’s so cool 😎

[@justtrollinalong977]

How's nobody gonna give the ambulance driver props for those duck dodging skills? Noticing them, slowing in time, and picking right back up like it didn't happen - beautiful job well done.

[@hekkoCZ]

I give him props, I know how fast they are going when in emergency mode!

[@goalslifeandme]

I would slow down too. You cant just knowingly plow into a bunch of ducklings.

[@SatumainenOlento]

Excellent driver!

[@bagaboiebailey]

That was very risky for the human patients normally I'd say speed up but especially in this case with medical urgency and all.

[@historyZZ]

Reminds me of the family guy episode where everyone Peter touches turns into robin williams and he goes insane. Lol

[@bobmcl2406]

"It's the immoveable d*ckhead vs the unstoppable f*ckwit" what a perfect description of two grown adults arguing over a patch of tarmac! One of your best, OzzyMan. Cheers from Canada.

[@eric.m5790]

"the smaller trolley is out for blood " omg so hilarious 😂😂😂

[@keith9145]

That guy with the trolleys has to be the funniest commentary he has ever done absolute masterpiece

[@TayR0C]

I laughed pretty good at that part.

[@krzysztofdtomaszewski]

I literally cracked up when the deer landed on rear-end of the BM and he said “ahh ma head! spierdalaj” could actually imagine this happening to me on return to poland 🤣🤣😂

[@leskay1]

Cheers. You made me look up spierdalaj and now I know a new word.

[@FrankOperator]

Thumbs up for Ozzy for making an effort in learning the word! ;-D

[@boxingbox7981]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoCzfparftxmfNE

[@grimreaper1542]

"Trolley boy arrives just in time... to not stop the bigger bundle." xD Just walk away at that point

[@MrStredders]

Remove hi-vis vest, throw it in a trolley and go home.

[@jamescastro498]

"The small bundle trolley is back for more blood" this gives me a crying laughter state 😂

[@jeffa7671]

Plus he was in New Jersey

[@ArthurB26]

Seriously though, he only made it worse. 😂

[@MackyBARBZ]

"Look at the smug ass by-stander.. Enjoying the free show are ya?!! " Ozzy Man you make my life complete.. I love ya...

[@MackyBARBZ]

I got a like from THE Ozzyyy mannnnn wahoooooooooooooo....... sorry... that is really exciting to me... Im well appy :D

[@westcali9621]

@@MackyBARBZ Sheila is happy

[@MackyBARBZ]

@@westcali9621 Sheila is 100% happy

[@haydnjones2232]

The Elk commentary was a masterpiece. Hilarious. Thank you.

[@makarabaduk1754]

Yeah, I won't be in today. There's an elk and safety issue.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"How's the patient??? He died... It's ok, the ducks are fine..." --- LOL

[@e1337prodigy]

"immovable d**khead meets the unstoppable f***wit" Those guys are everywhere on the roads, they must have twins or come from a large family.

[@sternamc919sterna3]

Inbreeding for sure.

[@wudipest]

Pride of Singapore

[@patrickhenry948]

.........must be hereditary, .......they definitely have relatives in the states.

[@affalee8216]

Bulwark hardass versus incessant stupidity

[@Looseskru]

You’ll probably never hear the word fuckwit here in Cali 😂

[@shreyshah2990]

Can relate to the trolley boy on a whole level

[@castleford2591]

He threw his hands up because he KNEW it was gonna be that kind of day. Been there done that 😂😂😂😂

[@vinnieg6161]

I did that job and I realised in the first 3 seconds of working there I could only take 5 trolleys at the most..

[@eds1942]

I did that for a few years. Never happened with me. But our lot was more forgiving, except on your back and the shopping cart wheels.

[@nikopipo2643]

If he tried he could have easily prevented the damage. Kinda annoying honestly.

[@SPFLDAngler]

@@vinnieg6161 5? Everywhere I've gone they carry 15 at least. 5 is kind of sad. You know there is this little invention that can hold large numbers of objects, right?... it's called a strap..

[@NickJohnCoop]

Still love the way you've been able to introduce people to the natural Australian reaction to things.

[@cipher88101]

"Some say they are still on the interstate refusing to reverse." Lol

[@justgonnastay]

I worked at Rocky Mountain National Park one summer, and they literally use the term "elk jam!" They also use "bear jam," but that's when someone sees a bear and everyone stops in the middle of the road to take pictures.

[@river8760]

Sounds like Banff as well.

[@harvbegal6868]

Hmm, had a Turkey jam on the way home today.

[@adampay8906]

You've got to admit, that was a shitload of elk.

[@sonalisavkare-jl2ij]

1:18 Best Datting Click 🔽 livegirls19. com 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1619523233

[@100GTAGUY]

Doesn't RMNP also get bison jams too? I know they're common in Yellowstone but that's not too far off from RMNP.

[@manishdash635]

Operator: how is the patient Driver: he is dead Operator: why Driver: ducks on the road Operator: understandable

[@queasyRider3]

Clearly, there were at least 6 ducks there. Come on, 6 to 1. Gotta give the driver reflexes some credit.

[@asakurayoh3909]

@@queasyRider3 I would have run over those ducks 🦆.

[@fun-thereallifetonic7694]

2:4 B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-----۞------------ livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《 !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1619474598

[@peterpace3379]

@@asakurayoh3909 I will do the same thing if I see you crossing the roads

[@1827Beethoven]

Legit!

[@richharvey7234]

“....Attenborough covered that....” LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@somebody7262]

The driver in Poland actually handled the situation quite well. He doesn't just brake hard and let the guy behind rear end him. He gives a warning (stepping on and off the brake gives the guy behind a warning of sudden slowing down) the even moves to one side. Seams ordinary, but most people can't think to do all this in that sudden situation. Big up polish driver!

[@SIXITHS]

The BMW he is driving will pulse the brakelights if you hammer the brakes on. Some German cars put the hazard lights on too if you brake hard enough.

[@Fay7666]

Yup, they flash the brake lights to indicate emergency braking. Can't enable that in America tho because "impersonating a police officer".

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@@Fay7666 you're shitting me! Who could possibly confuse that for police?

[@engradd]

Spierdalai all ((:

[@dmitripogosian5084]

@@Fay7666 Yep, my Canadian BMW does not do this. But, I was taught by my dad back in USSR to pulse the brake lightly if I am going to stop unexpectedly.

[@nuerha85]

0:44 Ozzyman, you always will get extra points from me for swearing in Polish :) Greetings from Poland :)

[@LindaC616]

He's a cultured man 😉

[@ShadowGER1989]

Doesn't this spier Dalaj just meens keep going or did I get this wrong Greetings from a German neighbor

[@martingoldfire]

I said that to a Polish girl I knew way back when, because I wanted her to stop swearing so much. She got all sad and weird on me, still don't know what it means😳

[@martinsiedlecki]

@@ShadowGER1989 it means f#ck off

[@LindaC616]

@@martingoldfire I thought it was "Destination F" in Polish

[@Dollyfaceangel]

That last one legit had me moving away from my screen. Lol

[@adrianbasic5830]

02:27 They wanted to recreate the Truck Chase from Terminator 2 in real Life.

[@EZurg]

The dude with the carts so I can't stop laughing

[@denissantos7133]

The guy on a motorbike wearing boxers being chased by his girlfriend’s husband. Lol!

[@maryrenee6157]

I wouldn't be surprised the way their both getting it . . Crazy

[@siddique5097]

Omg! Dude u got it!

[@greenrancher350]

Dude in the truck is out for blood!

[@nigeljoseph1722]

That was more like the terminator chasing John Connor.

[@Lee-At-Green-Pheonix-Rc]

Bad ass when the guy on the bike then threw the bike under the fence then he went over then back on his bike then truck comes up smashed through the fence like a shit James bond movie 🤣🤣🤣

[@_mickmccarthy]

2:27 is like a low-budget version of the chase scene in Terminator 2

[@dustinhoffmann6241]

@Sal S a man, almost clothless, chased by a working mans truck at shiftsend-time.... use your imagination what could happened or was interrupted...

[@Rainbowgrrl]

@@dustinhoffmann6241 WAS he almost clothes-less though? The picture quality was quite grainy for that one n I feel like it was terribly hard to judge if that was the case. I also feel overly invested in desperately wanting to know the whole scenario now.

[@bryan-501]

2:26 this is the best live action trailer I've ever seen mate, hands down!

[@Nieszpieg]

0:43 - I see you're a man of culture as well Ozzy Man...kudos for swearing in polish

[@pelago_]

That trolley boy didn't make it past lunch 🤣

[@slots1407]

Or Grade 2.

[@WhereOceansMeeet]

"Fuck it, I'm calling in sick." Classic Ozzyman.

[@kingleopold6011]

That had me !!

[@thewillowtree727]

We've all had that moment I think

[@motnik]

My life is complete. Ozzyman videos and dashcam compilations are my two favorite KZbin topics. Finally those two have come together.

[@timothycook2917]

3:00 That happened to me in Oregon several years ago. I slowed for two or three elk running across the highway. As my eyes followed them off to the right, out of my left I caught a glimpse of dust in the trees. I barely screeched to a halt in time. I counted 38 of the beautiful bloody bastards running across the road, barely missing my vehicle

[@02mp9696]

Jesus, how the hell did that shopping cart guy even make it out of his house that day? Holy buddy

[@EmmyDereest]

Dude have you ever pushed carts? They make parking lots with slopes for water drainage and sometimes those fuckers just go before you realize it. It was hilarious, for sure, but understandable.

[@PPC4]

@@EmmyDereest hardly. The guy was barely moving he was so slow to react let alone anticipate. Fairly sure roadkill would of done a better job.

[@kylexrex]

@@PPC4 I'm sure if he had ADHD he could've prevented it from happening

[@02mp9696]

@@kylexrex your dam right lol

[@100GTAGUY]

If they don't have one of those motorized cart pushers they should at least give those guys something like a 2x4 to use as a wheel chock when they walk away from a row of carts to grab a random one.

[@yoyoyoyo2064]

1:16 "arrives just in time... To not stop the bigger bundle" 💀 xd

[@katieodowd2422]

I jut found your channel, and honestly I am glad I am late to the party because now I can binge watch. You sir, are hilarious.

[@CarrieFlattsFan13]

That deer jumping over the car was sick!!! The 2nd one trying but failing was hilarious!!!

[@xenophobicintrovert1529]

That last clip made me feel like I'm the one behind its wheel. I could definitely feel the driver's reaction there.

[@bmo3778]

I got a sudden rush of adrenaline just watching that clip man.

[@jenner81]

I actually backed away from my phone! Lol

[@DjMaginity]

“E-L-K. They’re like, deer!” LulzAF! 😂

[@deanfirnatine7814]

BIG BIG ASS DEER

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

Loving the variety of commentary styles here, very nice.

[@christophergarrett361]

"Back, back, forward, SUPER JUMP!" Brilliant

[@hebl47]

0:40 It was in this moment that he saw the dashcam and knew his social life was over. Everyone in the forest would see his fail and make fun of him. Poor guy.

[@billpetersen298]

So, The Far Side.

[@josephstalin364]

So he ran back into the forest, leaving his friends behind. He was never seen again

[@pocohax6552]

That's the moment he realised he won't be getting any for a long time Hop a long

[@syedjunaed2894]

The voice on the other side of the phone is just gold 🔥

[@leosun2175]

I enjoy all your videos man! Just wanna thank you for keep creating great contents.

[@Yosetime]

Every single morning I watch this channel with my morning coffee. The laughter sets the mood for a good day and I am happy. At least for a few hours. After that, anything could happen. Thanks mate!

[@thepianoman007]

"Spierdalaj" . Ozzy you are such a Legend :) hehe

[@cookXtravel]

1:46 the ultimate phrase. Nolan must be proud 😂

[@frankieparpy589]

Ozzy, you just make my day every day. you are so funny, so creative. we, my wife, two sons and me are venezuelan living in Canada, and we always are having fun with your videos. never change

[@yannicknaert]

The one with the trolleys is absolute comedy gold! 👌

[@ChocoLater1]

The driver of the ambulance seriously on top of the game.

[@mossadon]

The last clip...Ozzy man's "scream" was all too real. i think he may have had an actual experience like that!

[@digabledoug]

The ducklings on the road nearly gave me a heart attack! Good on the driver for spotting them in time.

[@boosthit811]

Anyone else impressed how well those trolleys roll?

[@phsal5182]

Each installment on this channel is a glorious new opportunity for me to enrich my English vocab. Thank you, Ozzy Man.

[@Linkous12]

As someone who works at a grocery store I really feel for that cart shark.

[@chicodalianis8004]

Cart boy was literally the least favorite job I ever had

[@Linkous12]

@@karenwilson2958 Your comment is nearly indistinguishable from trolling, for multiple reasons.

[@kiiturii]

@@karenwilson2958 name checks out

[@jjgagneux6526]

@@karenwilson2958 there is always some crybaby Karen to ruin the day somewhere

[@officialunitedstatesofamer2944]

@@kiiturii It’s so fucking overused and annoying at this point.

[@evelyn1805]

I asked for another video review on dashcam footage and like the hero you are, you've delivered great content yet again. Cheers!

[@jamesjustic2926]

Bro this video was gold. Thank you for the laughs. 😂

[@shreyshah2990]

Never clicked faster in my life

[@clvpdogg7372]

Same

[@Lord_suki]

*your mom walks in the room while you are on the Tube* im pretty sure that is faster lool

[@sqvrxqp1167]

Sure

[@coolsaurabh97]

Yes you have

[@azuris221]

Must be bored then

[@PETERGRlFFlN]

That trolley guy is the brother of forklift/boat guy. 😸

[@scottsmith2483]

This is about the funniest, most entertaining channel on KZbin. And this video was tops. Well done, Ozzy Man!

[@skydvr69]

"Attenborough covered this shit." lol

[@smackdd1]

Loved the dear looking straight at the dash cam like it got busted .

[@littlewoodimp]

Probably thinking, "What you fucking looking at? Want me to jump all over your car ya wanker?!"

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

"Dear", that's a term of endearment, like are you having intimate relations with that DEER ! You know you can Google it ! Spell checkers are a thing.

[@smackdd1]

@@michaelmoorrees3585 there always one dick.... and it’s you

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

@@smackdd1 Lol! I tip my hat to you🎩.

[@MoonstoneOfYah]

@Ozzy Man I cannot! The shopping carts,The cute ducks, the roos, the Elk. Then the damn truck at the endddd 😭 It's 7am in Northern America my guy. Please no torture this early!(unexplainable tears of laughter to the babes) My Guyyy😭😭😭😭😄😄😄😄😄

[@ibelieveyou2066]

I actually laugh out loud,all the way through these vids.

[@motioncompensation1544]

First time I see a video on this channel and the first time I subscribed to a channel after watching one video! The voiceover did it for me.

[@poppyd9758]

Fuck it I’m calling in sick today🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for the morning laugh

[@user-bb7vy8sv8l]

I felt like I was actually in the drivers seat in that last clip.

[@kushy_da_great_montana3683]

I was one of ozzy mane here as we say in memphis tennessee.3k first followers.Now He's In The Millions...Good Job Ozzy.You Deserve aTv show Mate...We Really Love Ya.Me And My Shella.

[@PJMDValley]

Outstanding voiceover sarcasm ... love it, cheers from Canada.

[@tcayzer]

03:11 "Attenborough covered this" Lost my mind 😂🤣

[@justingarcia6061]

Ladies and Gentlemen... This man is genius! He is the only person on KZbin that knows the difference between a elk and a deer! Thank you Ozzy Man.

[@jeliarra]

Love ya Ozzy! Thank you for sharing your personality!

[@scottmccloud9029]

You're one heck of a classic narrator, Ozzie Man. Thanks

[@benji.B-side]

Trollies: 'We file where we decide to file' Trolley Boy's brain: 'System Error32'

[@sammikinsderp]

Ozzy covering dashcams is fair dinkum brilliant. More dash cams plz!

[@unanimousanonymous3354]

2:56 the "back, back, forward - super jump" line made me feel like that was a video game combo or something🤔🤣

[@jessehoffman8233]

This was funny as hell do more dash cams :)

[@mrmarkom]

Today I had a shitty day, and then you post a new video. Now I feel good again. Thanks man!

[@mariamawits3689]

Ozzy Man my favorite KZbinr Ever! Thank You for being the sunshine we so need!xxx

[@oldguy7402]

"Rough as guts" As an American, I have doubled my vocabulary watching your videos!

[@titandragon753]

A thumbs up 👍 for the awesome drivers who stopped and tried their hardest to avoid the animals. 💕

[@Peter1Europe]

Ozzy speaks polish ! He's going places.

[@mentrakor5964]

I to majestatyczne Szpierldalæj

[@mikoajewert9602]

Yeah, I love it. The best one is the video with polish guy trying to break into the shop. Then he run away and the car hit him. Ozzyman says then ‘oooo the guy from red Honda is like oooo zajebiscie!’ Love it

[@andrei0525]

i feel i should take that "Fuuuuuuuuu..Nah nevermind" and make it my ringtone

[@henrikr7445]

The telephone conversations with that sped up voice talking was absolutely hilarious 😂

[@amazingthingsyoucanmake939]

Love the narrative...had me laughing the whole time

[@manojgautam9659]

That mini motorbike chase scence is actually from upcoming fast and furious movie..

[@mohamedousmane]

Ozzy Man you bloody beautiful modern day legend, i made my all office mates to watch your videos once and now they are all hooked during break time and they all happy ,You legend mate thank you

[@patrickbang3037]

the trolley "boy" had me in tears poor man whatever he chose the outcome was BONK

[@Rayfanz1]

I’m actually blown away. Many many years ago the video of the shopping cart incident(s) was my grocery store! That is Shop Rite in Mantua, NJ. Never thought I’d see a place I recognized on a OMR vid! Lived in Texas for so long I almost forgot about that place.

[@Jaws10214]

Theres a reason trolly boy is in the job he is. He started as a police officer, but got fired after he caused a 15 car pile up while he was controlling an intersection with broken lights.

[@psych2460]

I was having a bad day.... Thanks for making it better Ozzy!

[@williamking632]

Worth watching.. good stuff Ozzyman...

[@hyperchango]

"The Immovable Dickhead meets The Unstoppable Fuckwit", oh man, you had me in tears with that one