Ozzy Man Reviews: THE MOST POLITE PEOPLE EVER

[@steevinsuhgahl1161]

"Here's me face." He's so simple, yet elegant.

[@tywills2693]

Craig Dawson *SO POLITE*

[@FlexBeanbag]

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[@elleembee6335]

I once had been released from a hospital in downtown while hallucinating (from an anti-emetic) and made it to the subway. I was really confused and kept asking this guy if he was going where I was. He said no but ended up going on the same train to make sure I got there. I don't know who he was, but it was the kindest thing that he could have done. I wish I could thank him directly. I was met by people I knew and made it home ok. But I'm not sure I'd have made it if he hadn't made sure I got there safe. He never sat next to me or even tried to talk to me, and didn't get off the train when I did. But he rode along to make sure I got there. Some people are truly kind.

[@pranjalvasudev1834]

Never ask a naked guy with a stiffy if you can help him. Period

[@stalkatonxx7480]

Never ask a naked man with a stiffy how you can help him. Especially with a period. (joke)

[@JnixMarshel]

Picolas Cage well he sounded like he wanted to help. lol 🌈

[@baumy44]

at least if he pulls out a gun, its gonna take some time

[@wesleywallace4426]

Picolas Cage If I saw a naked guy outside my window, I wouldn't ask him anything. I would call the police immediately. If I'm opening the door it's going to be with a taser blazing while ready to top him off with some pepper spray.

[@pranjalvasudev1834]

baumy44 Where is he gonna pull it out from?

[@adityavenkatesh2404]

The drunk guy who entered the wrong house was so genuinely happy when he was offered to crash for the night. This compilation has made me realise that being polite is really the best way to figure out a solution with any person.

[@defeatignorance8681]

If you see someone in your home that shouldn't be there I wouldn't suggest being polite at first. I would suggest a weapon and getting them out. 99.9% of the time if someone is in your home they aren't there to be friendly. Outside of the home absolutely, be kind.

[@Jan-vt4zs]

@@defeatignorance8681 if it's a drunken, normal looking, 16-years old then I think your save haha

[@AJdada815]

@First Last yep not everyone is Ted bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer

[@vintaqe_vibez5978]

Yep, until they attack you.

[@vintaqe_vibez5978]

@@AJdada815 you're extremely gullible dude. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jakob_ballknowledge]

"I'm robbing you sir." "Are you sure ?" "Yeah" 😂

[@rev_80m13]

And they both say sorry. Hahaha

[@getsmarty7603]

Tries to bargain

[@m00nbutter7]

get Smarty lol

[@animerlon]

I'm quite sure they are Canadians. They both say sorry.

[@hugeshalaw]

They are old and they will die soon money means nothing

[@suchanhachan]

One problem with people is that they sometimes confuse politeness with weakness. It's the opposite, actually. You're taking control of the situation and treating another person with respect, and expecting the same in return. Now if they respond in a way that shows me that they're not worthy of my respect I'll respond accordingly...

[@randomdude8202]

So true.

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

@Persis I know first hand what you and Steven said. I always go for politeness. Can achieve far more with it. Until someone needs a chair to the face. But that's the last resource.

[@drlavanya8836]

Yes absolutely true, that's what i faced many times and people try to take advantage of my politeness...it comes naturally to me but i got hurt badly many times because of that .

[@turdfurgeson517]

That was what Manson preached. Be the mirror.

[@billyskittles1036]

Yeah, no, if a drunk person comes into my house and gets into my fucking bed, I’m beating his face in.

[@enockkhapoya5470]

Ozzyman casualing calling us dickheads in his videos and we are just over here feeling nice and wholesome every damn time 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so heartwarming.

[@shoestringfarm]

The wrong house dude offered the drunk a bed for the night, amazing, much respect.

[@morg102]

I'm Canadian, up here that robbery ranks in the top 10 most violent crimes ever committed

[@misterblobbys]

Haha

[@bob0s062]

It should be that way everywhere.

[@talesintheshade7955]

Oh Canada 💕

[@albertapeet]

I’m Canadian and you’re full of 💩

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

@@albertapeet it was a joke

[@brownin1989]

I once got woken up while sleeping on a bench, no idea where I was or how I got there(yes I was drunk). The man sat me up and asked where I lived then called me a taxi. He waited with me then gave the driver a tenner to get me home. If I ever find that man, I owe him a few beers!

[@specialk3006]

He pounded your ass for a tenner lol 😂

[@Blaaggarding]

You owe him for the pills and vasline he also used on you

[@brownin1989]

@@specialk3006 I mean he could have; not like I'd have been much of a challenge, luckily there was no pain the next day, just a rotten hangover xD

[@brownin1989]

@@angeloddrev I knew where I lived and was actually walking the right way home. I just clearly decided the last part of the walk was too far, so settled for the bench xD

[@whatsup1439]

I mean alcohol is what got you into this trouble in the first place if not for the man lmao.

[@ecrusch]

It's amazing how you can turn any situation into a laugh. The world needs more "Ozzyman"

[@Mark_87]

Fuck yes, eric, fuck yes

[@chefgiovanni]

He called you a dickhead and you laughed with him.

[@TheApryl]

That police officer should teach classes on how to handle tense situations. A+ copping.

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

100% now when they think of cops they think of this guy.

[@spicybrown75]

Yeah a white suburb I think of Chicago. So yeah no shots fired.

[@tristanridley1601]

@@spicybrown75 Check the average income of any precinct where you spend any time. Poor white neighbourhoods get angry crazy cops too. Even here in Canada.

[@stevewondering6311]

Meanwhile cop classes: shoot them first

[@africacarey]

Cops like this need to be leaders see if you treat people like human beings look what you get

[@jessesamson6415]

That guy with the drunk kid in his bed was so nice about the whole thing. He could have easily called the cops and had him arrested for home invasion. That dude couldn't have handled the situation any cooler.

[@nikscott6644]

He even offered him to stay the night

[@Thezombiekiller06]

You know what's even cooler? The number of likes. (69)

[@chrishansen3278]

Tbh, it sounds like porn acting 😂

[@theofficialdiamondlou2418]

Looking out for him , and looking out for others ... the kid wasn’t a threat , I’d do the same thing.

[@aaronimpson4177]

I would have thought that the kid was robbing me and trying to play it off is sleeping when he heard me home

[@headcase96]

That naked guy might be a terminator, I mean think about it, he's just naked in the middle of nowhere

[@miguelmora7405]

Big if true

[@Rahxll_]

I don't think terminators can wank

[@tinaorr594]

I'm not sure the dude was keen to get dressed..."Your clothes. Give them to me".

[@peregrinegrace8570]

Confused ? Skinny ? Mentally Ill ? Probably one of the new genderfluid, fights both sides, terminators

[@CC-bu2gv]

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorbike.

[@johnthaxton9235]

That cop should be a hostage negotiator. He said all the right things and kept things calm and respectful.

[@nedthegreat6]

that should how all cops should be , that is the best way to handle a potetional bad situation, he is one of the good ones

[@asher6657]

Speaking of the cop, I also notice these are all white kids in a probably white neighborhood...i wonder if he would be the same way with a different demographic. Incertain neighborhoods, police tend to have a ''patrol and control'' mentality.

[@valeglenn4358]

Asher, do you realize what you just said? I think you should stop and really think about the connotations of that.

[@asher6657]

van glenn I said what I meant to say. In certain neighborhoods, with a certain demographic, the police act differently. That has been my experience, and that of my peers. You should be offended. I know I am. Need I name the demographic? My guess is you already know of whom I speak.

[@valeglenn4358]

Asher I know you meant it and I agree with you. I'm just thinking why that is.

[@JoeBob79569]

Drunk guy said "I used to live here". I could totally see how this could happen if you recently moved house. When I moved a few years ago I'd often automatically take the slip road to my old house in the months afterwards, and feel like an absolute idiot when I remembered I didn't live there anymore..

[@OMGAnotherday]

done that too!

[@Greyman010]

I went on holiday at 18 and the first day my friend showed me a hotel he stayed at on a previous family holiday. I woke up at that hotel on a deck chair the next morning with only one shoe and no top on. Was about half a mile in the opposite direction.

[@JoeBob79569]

@@Greyman010 Lol! I could see how that happened alright, short term memory loss from beer can be a bitch! It can even make you forget stuff that happened shortly before you even got drunk!

[@thailanddiscovery6832]

Lol

[@derronellies4812]

Happened to me once or twice. Habit is a helluva thing.

[@heidimarie14]

“No one knows his brother”....LMAO!

[@bu_universe]

here are my thoughts: videos like this are amazing interesting, not only are they completely different to what everybody else is doing but they build that personalized connection with ozzy ... we end up feeling like we actually know you mate hahaha "heres me face" should be on a tshirt👌

[@yustinj]

I'd wear that shirt "Here's Me Face" 👆 and an arrow or finger pointing up 😝😝

[@IslandgirlAcer]

id buy that shirt

[@ahaye724]

The hat and "here's me face" I'd wear the hell out of that.

[@stevethomas6584]

I’m like 421. Sorry I fuked it peeps

[@amandab116]

Maybe pants? Consider pants? 😂

[@digabledoug]

The policeman showed up like your dad coming home while you're throwing a "parents out of town" house party. Respectful, tough, slightly intimidating your friends, throwing in the "adult" guilt thing, understanding but shutting it down and setting your ass straight.

[@MrKoyama2004]

@@BrainScramblies Yeah, José mucho gusto was white, ok.

[@n1ppe]

@@BrainScramblies yep he should've shot all of them in the face

[@TheYIAmag]

I like that you're very introspective about your content and this is kinda like a humorous balancing act for your channel. I enjoyed it and have watched your stuff for years, I particularly enjoy when your deep thinking shows through in some of your more reviewy content. Keep it up! All the way from South Africa!

[@KaiGaming84]

Me too!

[@asher6657]

yphoid666 they are both colonizers from the british empire, they invaded and killed off most of the Aborigines,(Australia )and also invaded, killed, and installed apartheid on the Zulu's. Wonderful people, those Brits. (Sarcasm)

[@FallenWolf64]

@@asher6657 if I may say my good boy the Brits just likes our crumpets and tea.

[@rajkothari5086]

Destination polite

[@ThewebwarriorsAu]

Hell yeah!!

[@tahir8397]

Can u tell me what he says like shila

[@reinhardvanastrea4235]

@@tahir8397 for females basically

[@reinhardvanastrea4235]

@@tahir8397 and it is 'Sheila'

[@rcn2086]

Hahahahahhhaaaa

[@afonsoarantes7266]

I really liked the fact that you used you're fame to send a good message to everybody! Keep'em coming!

[@tenzintsenpey5274]

afonso arantes why its so hard to know the difference between YOUR AND YOU'RE????

[@BalrajSingh-nu9bx]

tenzin tsenpey calm down boi

[@TheDubbage]

Nazi

[@ABLO_dnb]

@@TheDubbage I love that someone doing something as benign as correcting grammar/spelling equates to the same level of horrific behaviour associated with the Nazi’s. Welcome to the internet I guess.

[@Rem694u2]

Wow I can't believe how nice that guy was when he found another man sleeping in his bed. Most people would have freaked out. Then he asked the dude if he wanted to crash in another bed in his house after the drunk guy realized he was wrong. That man is the nicest person ever. I would totally be friends with a guy that cool.

[@sample.text.]

I love these kinds of videos from you.

[@Irlrd]

500 like but no replies hmmm..

[@zekezzekekan2144]

We just all agree, there's not really much to comment on the comment.

[@freddykabuffke461]

​@@zekezzekekan2144 Even more the reason to write another one

[@melissaclaassen9707]

The police officer is frickin amazing! As were the rest of the people who were having a rational, respectful exchange with him.

[@mattcecil6692]

That's how most police are too, but unfortunately punks and the media give them a bad wrap

[@tommywinehouse1742]

Yeah sure, soon as the cop left, am sure they all carried on being dicks, usually the case, though I could be wrong :)

[@rameball]

And honestly I think this is the mindset we all should have for police officers because they put their lives on the line to protect us

[@ookiemand]

Refreshing! I want more!

[@blahblah9036]

That shopkeeper just pulled a full Uncle Iroh. "I'm robbing you." "no, you're not, I'm giving you money to help you."

[@OMGAnotherday]

I wonder if he called the cops and pressed charges? I guess he would have to in case it happened again.

[@midgardprint7365]

@@OMGAnotherday he was sentenced to 5years in prison for multiple armed robberies. and fortunately his story was fake.

[@OldSaltyBear]

​@@OMGAnotherday Yeah I was wondering the same thing... but the shop keep kinda has to call the cops if he files for an insurance claim. At least that is how it works in the U.S.. Maybe he gave the guy a head start on his get-a-way before calling to file the report?

[@OldSaltyBear]

@@midgardprint7365 Ahhh... well thats unfortunate, but it still beats him running in and shooting the place up.

[@midgardprint7365]

@@OldSaltyBear yea i would definitely prefer getting robbed like this.

[@sohaibu7748]

Ozzy man rocks🔥🔥

[@sohaibu7748]

👍

[@teslamess]

not liking to keep it at 666 likes

[@InterDimensionalObserver]

SohaiB U 110% agree!!!!!

[@nealegilchrist7911]

Ozzy Man Reviews for the win

[@Youknow0671]

SohaiB U I'll rock u inna min lol jk

[@matrix26uk]

My brother spent 25 years living with my parents in the same house. They sold up and moved. A few weeks later my brother got drunk as fuck and went back to the old house and got in to the bed in his old room! I got a phone call from the police station to come collect him!

[@elslick]

I worked mainteance at an apartment complex for a few years. Most of the residents were long term, they did a majior renovation and moved everyone around. Ended up having a couple cases of people drunk walking into the wrong apartment. I had one elderly guy call me for a lock out that his key wouldn't work, he was trying his old apartment, by the time I got there police where there and the works. Turns out lady was inside terrified it was a robber.

[@christinearmington]

That’s one way to evict adult children.

[@dogjmunu]

So does your brother still take alcohol after that incident 😂😂😂

[@vanessadorian]

6:42 I'm robbing you sir." "Are you sure ?" "Yeah"

[@low-costgearbudgettour714]

We need more of this. I'm extremely polite until I'm angry. Then I'm politely ticked off.

[@nognit]

Your kin are the ones to look out for.

[@yustinj]

"Everyone here is gonna end up good friends". That's how i feel about ozzy's comment section- just here for a good time and no trolling and slagging like on almost EVERY OTHER big channel

[@TonyRule]

Hey you! Let's fight!

[@cphang6863]

Best part was "I'm robbing you sir" "you sure?" XD XD

[@pratikastrosaha5015]

*The politeness level is over* *9000*

[@Josh-mc6cb]

Smh

[@ButtPacker]

I was in a good mood that evening =)

[@Kryptix0III]

pratik astro saha lol

[@Don-sb1gw]

pratik astro saha .That's still not their final form.Believe that.

[@leysont]

pratik astro saha Speech 100

[@tomplays334]

Ah mate that's top notch. Now in 2020, we need more videos like this one

[@OMGAnotherday]

👍🏼Prove we are still human😊

[@stevengoodwin6421]

*Wraps up a video with, "so, what do ya dickheads think?"

[@VincentVader]

I'm going to start using "chucks a wobbly" in the great state of Alabama USA. It'll catch on.

[@phil6025]

It's served us well here in Oz.

[@big_orse6193]

Don’t steel are slang

[@DDDadToTheBone]

big _orse619 Countries use other countries slang sometimes, just let it be mate.

[@MelonLordMagzy]

don't chuck a wobbly, it's just a saying and it's not like he's flogging servo or bunnings snags from us

[@snapgab]

You're going to be streets ahead!

[@cyrax1700]

He crashed in the wrong house, but not exactly the wrong house. He was very lucky skunk!

[@jenniferjones7229]

I really like this format. It's like we're having a conversation with you and it's really quite enjoyable. Thank you for the positive videos- we need them so desperately at the moment. Thank you Ozzy Man and also Thank you to Missus Ozzy Man because without her, we'd never have such fantastic content.

[@zmg1995]

Lemme share a story: Having a beer with my friends, when a guy approaches our table and says: "Who would like to have a fistfight outside, I'm jacked on steroids and I just want to fight". To my amazement, one of my friends diffused the situation with paying a round of drinks and some banter, and then said the most epic line ever: "Now that you realized you were an asshole, you should pay for a round" ..and so he did. Moral of the story, good banter goes a long way!

[@Lava-x3t]

Why the fuck do people get drunk and take steroids? It’s like really bad man.

[@LostAnFound]

"Emotinally Dyslexic" I'm takin' that one with me

[@riyank5238]

Me too mate

[@ernestoelskamp8094]

Here's me face

[@nickwunderlich5942]

Ernesto Elskamp Cool.

[@orionswift101]

Best part

[@dave_cj]

"He got suspended for shooting a kid in the face" joke caught me! Lol...

[@the-western-renegade1478]

😂

[@Sepukku616]

Thank you, no thank you, no thank you

[@amosnickel1188]

mike macias can I help you? -Nah can I help you? - Nah can I help you? -Nah can I help ?

[@janerik5997]

is this what a canadian battle looks like?

[@smumdax]

@@janerik5997 Nah, a Canadian battle would be more like "-I'm sorry, eh -No, I'm sorry. -Eh, no, I'm sorry -I'm sorry -I'm sorry, eh -eh -EH! -oh, sorry, eh"

[@robapple78]

I’ve lived in Texas for over 10 years now and I’ve heard a similar conversation multiple times. How are you? Good, how are you? I’m good, how are you? I’m from California and we just say hello when we don’t really care...

[@jameswinslow5955]

When I saw the title I thought this was a review on Canadians

[@susanrachel3478]

Kevin Miller we are polite thanks

[@Corvus_Crow]

sorry

[@philipthomey7884]

yeah, we are polite, sorry, thanks

[@I_identify_as_a_human]

Us Canadians can be assholes, just ask my misses

[@Aaron-ej1up]

Same 😂

[@NiaJustNia]

My mate woke up in my sister's bed wearing a pink cow nightie (sister was away and friend had spilled wine on their clothes, hence the nightie), they woke up in a pink room surrounded by unicorns, and was convinced they'd broken into the neighbour's house. My mum was half asleep and went to pee with the door open (it was before 5am), as my friend comes army crawling across the landing in this stupid nightie, mum half asleep says "wtf are you doing?" and my friend just screams "OH THANK GOD! I'M HERE!"

[@newtonstesla9445]

Omg! This is gold! I laughed so loud at your friend and mom

[@NiaJustNia]

@@newtonstesla9445 At the yelling I got up to check what was going on, so I walked in on the scene with my friend on their knees and my mum squinting, still on the toilet, not understanding what the hell was going on, and got filled in afterwards 😂

[@ChrisStapper]

This comment made my day!

[@mariozaal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@Max_Griswald]

This story would be solid gold if your mate was a guy. Crossing my fingers!

[@All_Loves_Lost]

Aww he offered the guy to sleep at his house that’s so nice!! These were good videos. You always leave me feeling happy and contented. My night isn’t complete without hearing your voice at this point!

[@cybercop3108]

A good positive video on KZbin? Impressive

[@keiganogrady7481]

Family Christian channel confirmed

[@geewhiz23]

Is it weird that I teared up when he asked the "bed intruder" if he wanted to crash there still?

[@yamsdev]

Gary Z I don't think so. I didn't quite tear up but I got all warm and fuzzy feeling.

[@Blanchy10]

Funny I did something like this in Jindy one winter. No argument but I was in the wrong apartment, it was fucking freezing and occupants came home. When they did, I knew I was in the wrong place but they just said "stuff it pull up some floor"

[@No_nosay]

Lol ya I thought it was so kind and big hearted. I woulda done the same thing

[@deathproofduck6897]

I'm torn with that one. I know what it's like to be that drunk and I want to feel for the guy, but if I found someone in my bed... I don't think it would go down like it did in this video.

[@pippaknuckle]

Yes. That's weird.

[@justvlad4020]

I like Ozzie showing his face more often while doing this format. It's more chill like this.

[@SportsBoss999]

That cop gets my full respect! And his attitude with those young people may help change their minds by realizing if you treat someone with respect, you'll get respect back. Well done.

[@catmagic2226]

I love that the kid that went to the wrong house didnt get shot. SO HAPPY!

[@Macho_Fantastico]

That was a nice change of pace. The US could do with more cops like that dude. Classy as hell.

[@Dylan_Sterling]

Macho Fantastico Problem is you rarely ever hear about good cops doing the right thing anymore, because believe it or not, a good majority of officers are like this gentleman here. Problem is that a lot of people don’t want to hear stories of polite cops, they want to hear stories of horrible cops. Which is why anytime any shooting occurs, it’s talked about for weeks and weeks at a time

[@cluelessgamer4318]

Actually the US could use more polite, mature people instead of the cops

[@robbiehighfield9586]

unfortunately if it bleeds, it leads. So we don't get to hear about all the cops like the one in the video. there are absolutely corrupt departments out there, but the good outweigh the negative. Sadly, it just doesn't get covered

[@CAF420ALLDAY7]

Dylan Sterling r u kidding me bro? So we all just want to hear about bad cops doing bad things? Smh ok bro sure

[@amymillerxx7172]

Most are like him. all officers ive met have been great. Like anything in life - the loudest ones are the wrong ones.

[@tclement619]

Aww kid use to live there. That was his room...before the divorce...

[@mgway4661]

He fell through a time warp when he got drunk

[@Sean-tn7xm]

LOL

[@jeffjefferson3364]

@@mgway4661 I did that too when I was drunk, except it was a glass door not a time warp

[@tommywinehouse1742]

I actually half feel for the guy, being a bigger believe in the multi-verse, it is kind of possible he slipped through into an alternate reality, and I have actually been paranoid of the same thing happening to me, although am fairly sure this guy was just a standard drunkard

[@Subjagator]

Drunk autopilot strikes again. Gets you safely home even when you are blackout drunk but being autopilot doesn't always keep up to date with recent changes.

[@Beaut_Beau]

"I'm robbing you sir" "Are you sure?" "Yes sir"

[@jayc5555]

That robbery was pretty heartbreaking, Like a last resort

[@coastdweller]

He's a crook he did 5 years for the same type of sob story robberies previously.

[@markp7521]

A little more info on the robber. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/polite-robber-suspect-told-similar-sob-story-when-arrested-8-years-ago/

[@sneepsnorp1404]

@@markp7521 thanks 👍

[@gardenplots283]

The only thing heartbreaking was that an old man was working a register and had to deal with a robber. And the robber was well-dressed, calm and changed his story when the owner offered him some money to buy food. Had he been desperate to feed kids he would have held up the mini-mart for grilled hot dogs and a liter of soda.

[@getrealgringo3973]

Cashier should have faked a heartattack

[@tobyanderson4478]

Ozzy you’re awesome bro

[@andrewlehman1035]

You’re* 😊

[@vampirexion]

Amy Lehman Whyyyyy mate?

[@andrewlehman1035]

Tiffany Schmidt but I was nice about it

[@karkesyc]

Can you do more of these once in a while. This is pretty uplifting to see and way to rare in our video landscape.

[@annemargaret5562]

I was feeling really down about what's going on in the UK right now, and in the world in general, but this made me feel warm inside. More of the wholesome stuff please, it makes me remember that there are still plenty of nice people around. There's still hope 😊

[@marienapiere2924]

*"emotionally dyslexic"* omg hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@mgway4661]

That part was fucking brilliant

[@ElkieOriginal23]

11:19 Game of Thrones level plot twist. My heart dropped lol

[@samyakgupta4301]

Thanks , you should go to Ted talk for explaining layers of politeness. 🙃

[@joaquinauzenne]

Samyak Gupta I second this

[@_egghead]

Do it

[@ButtPacker]

Politeness level : Buttpacker dealing with a naked guy

[@Zacariah_0]

Holy shit yes!

[@iwantitpaintedblack]

"Well, the first stage is the usual "Nah fak you, Nah fak you, naah fak youu mate.." but in the case of politeness it is actually the reverse - Ozzy Man Ted Talk 2020

[@geburahsworld2050]

Did you notice that the shop owner was smart enough to keep the biggest banknotes? :D

[@OldSaltyBear]

I totally missed that.

[@zenbra_deutsch3500]

Politeness shows the person has complete huge control of basic impulses. Also it totally gets by surprise people who expect a rude, agressive behaviour. The calm the polite person shows ends up responded by the other person/people. There's no threat from the speaker so the listener(s) don't feel any need to be violent. It takes a lot of cold blood to act so cool, calm and colected.

[@samsheffet7583]

Take an "L"... You need it for your last word. Well said.

[@Emmastayofftheinternet]

Be a good England speaker not

[@lt.youtube4113]

I now have more faith in humanity thank you.

[@williamjones2767]

Oh fuck off

[@SuperMontsta]

Henk Saw a KZbin video and it changed your mind on humanity? Shouldn't be so easily swayed by the internet...

[@bobstarr]

i got to admit, the tank was getting a little low. filled it right up (:

[@bingeplanet4463]

The naked guy just got abducted by aliens, anully probed and released into the streets without recollection. While his friend ended up escaping disoriented and ended up in the wrong house. And that's how this storiesmake sense

[@keithhopkins9225]

Hilarious, you should write a movie script, or a story!

[@dont_give_a_flying_f]

And the police were out investigating as a UFO had been doing doughnuts in a parking lot after the abduction. Turns out the aliens were on acid

[@shawndamccormick278]

that first clip, all i can hear its that song, "We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time!" 🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

[@AlphaQHard]

Its sad that I would react aggressively in almost all of these situations. Maybe I should work on that.

[@piority9]

@I like Potatoes youre and idiot, not a hero

[@thekatt...]

Kool-Aid Man anger is only fear. When you're afraid, it's fight or flight. That's why ppl get mad. I'm not afraid of much, and never get angry. Read the Celestine Prophecy. It will cure you. The audiobook is in my "books to enlighten the mind" playlist. Thank me later. Lol . ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦

[@mrs.chandler9384]

Kool-Aid Man Yeah bro, busting through walls isn’t Kool.

[@eadc2158]

I would hide.😂😂😂

[@donngreitontordilla1456]

Amen. I lose it, too, sometimes, especially online, but I try to stay polite, and I think I'm always getting better at it.

[@wassum100]

I like that, “ for the cost of a steak sandwich and a mid strength beer”, nice one Ozzy

[@vidaljoyce6547]

You, Ozzy, are the funniest man on the earth...good on ya m8

[@corcaighogormghus4618]

Lmao "I understand your having a good time"

[@Trish-j2y]

I couldn’t believe when he said that!

[@ronaldowens5025]

When I lived at the beach in the 90s we didn't lock doors, I mean nobody did. Needless to say waking up in or to the wrong house or people that you didn't know was commonplace. It led to many a odd morning but was so understood that it came with complimentary coffee and occasional breakfast. More than one friend was made. Unless you were from across the ditch then it was a more violent response.

[@glasgowbeck]

Unless you were from the other side of the ditch - as a Kiwi I totally get this 🙃

[@ronaldowens5025]

@@glasgowbeck it's funny how going over a bridge completely changed someone's personality. Townies are just the worst.

[@dragon_542]

That robber guy could have sold his gun instead...

[@dragon_542]

@@lefthookouchmcarm4520 he should have known that he would get caught anyways

[@eyeamhay]

You ever sold a gun? Dont get much for it!

[@blitheringrando1410]

@@lefthookouchmcarm4520 ya gotta feed the kids 🤣

[@TheOldAmishMan]

As the old saying goes, why teach a man to sell a gun and feed him for a week when you can teach him to rob people with a gun and feed him forever?

[@tommywinehouse1742]

If it's America, and hes telling the truth, he needed the gun to protect his family? I'm from England so I don't have this problem, we use knives, baseball bats, any old blunt or sharp melee weapon/instrument... But usually just keep it simple and old, fists..

[@justinazure7603]

Ozzy thank you so much for endorsing and showing things like this in our world today. You are legit the best person on the net.

[@lucyfyre6126]

5:57 "this is gonna be a great story for both of us for years to come" hahahaha 100% spot on. I love this guy, he even offered him a different bed to sleep it off in. That dude is AWESOME!

[@declanmcginty3076]

Oh, How you going top blokes and Sheilas, Here’s me face

[@MrClauried]

ok.. 😂

[@Christa-u9c]

Naked guy outside my house. The cops can come and be polite to him for me.

[@justpassingthrough3166]

Ya in a girls case everytime! Too many rapers out there.

[@Numbbullets]

Micheal Vincent its rapists. There's no such thing as rapers

[@justpassingthrough3166]

@@Numbbullets ah....thank you. As you can tell I dont have much experience dealing with this word. So it's like moose. Can be plural and singular. Thanks ✌

[@Numbbullets]

Micheal Vincent you're welcome, have a good day/night!

[@jdog7797]

@@Numbbullets at least hes not a hypocrite

[@phillyishere]

This guy is friking hilarious! I love Ozzy Man Reviews videos!

[@smithjedediah]

This is the most heartwarming and wholesome Ozzie Man video I've ever seen and it is genuinely lovely to see. Good job, good job.

[@robertesposito8288]

Maybe locking your house is a better idea than having to wake up drunks in your bed. 🤷

[@gameshark528]

not locking mine stopped the cops smashing it down when I was asleep for an apparent domestic. I live by myself...

[@cheesegyoza]

I makes me wonder if the new owner changed the locks when he purchased the home?

[@alanc5954]

@@gameshark528 That's messed up But don't beat yourself up about it 😂

@@gameshark528 fucking government meddling in family affairs and good for nothing neighbours butting their nose in. neighbours should address it themselves without crying for the law to intervene and granting them even more power to do so

[@ShrimpDaddys]

@@alanc5954 LOL.....Nice.

[@craigforster8685]

The one with the naked guy had me dying. That is the top level of politeness.

[@danielwhittaker5184]

Probably thinking it was maybe just a vivid dream or maybe sleepwalking lol

[@faisfaizal5194]

Politeness here.. Politeness there... Politeness everwhere

[@caseymacmacl7463]

Just watching the "stranger in my bed" video I knew in my heart it was from Canada! As a Canadian I am PROUD of how this young man handled the situation. Kudos to you my man!! Love you Ozzyman!!

[@mikefriend1514]

1:05 I mean yeah, he’s really polite when he opens the door, but is no one going to mention the fact he’s clearly holding a hammer in his hand? Haha

[@Kittynation589]

Plan b

[@blackgrizly9522]

Always have a plan b

[@Phytem]

@@Kittynation589 nah he’s not, it’s just some paint scratched off the door

[@darquise6682]

the robbery was the best "I'm robbing you sir." "are you sure?" best scene ever

[@jacksterdrifter1500]

I'm now inspired to be more polite

[@roberts5539]

'walked into the wrong house'...I've done that. Drinking session at a friend of a friend's place in a block of flats. I staggered out for a piss in the garden, turned round to go back in, went in the wrong door. Punched in the face after the resident's polite refusals to let me in ran out. Staggered off, collapsed in a gutter somewhere. I got found a couple of hours later by a flatmate. broke me nose too.

[@Ahmadski03]

Lmao... I almost believed you when you joked about the cop getting suspended for shooting someone in the face! 😂😂

[@fadricknair2331]

When ever I'm sad I just see ozzy man's review gets me through ❤🇫🇯

[@toxidicus7611]

I cant seem to figure out if ozzy’s hair is Real or fake?

[@roguevlogs4424]

Fake

[@kjokhlkol1115]

@@roguevlogs4424 Real

[@paulmoore7064]

@@kjokhlkol1115 Fake hair would be either pretty, or pretty strange. It's too boring to be anything but real.

[@davegoodwin1848]

I think it's real fake hair.

[@JayMaverick]

It's a real deep fake.

[@diegogarcia-ud7ii]

@11:17 Ozzy Man, you devil you! I thought you're serious ha ha. Loved your humor, mate.

[@Scott-lf6wl]

"We don't need our good times to intersect" LMAOOOO

[@AbbasKhan-bl4ck]

When ozzy man said... There is fuckinnn politeness flying all over the place....😂😂😂

[@mikaelnaverberg829]

Hats off to you Ozzy Man for sharing this. YES! We need more positive vibes!

[@taylor22222222]

@10:30 👀 woah, makes me almost sit up firmly and say "yes sir" at my desk 😂

[@northernlogger3196]

That was the most polite robbery ever.... must be a Canadian robbery🤔

[@NinjaZXRR]

No it was Murican money

[@coastdweller]

He was a crook, he did 5 years for the same type of sob story robberies previously

[@northernlogger3196]

It was a joke

[@montestu5502]

Brian Ellis - No hand guns in Canada....

[@bencampbell3825]

Wow the old "canadian polite" joke......real original

[@tomcat1517]

At 6:40 a conversation between two old-fashioned gentlemen. Like, yeah, I guess they saw enough shit in their lives that a robbery is not even on the top of their experiences.

[@JesseSwaney]

We where partying at my friends apartments. A friend of mine was drunk and he walked into the wrong apartment and laid down on their living room floor. The only reason we knew, was because the family came out and asked us if we knew the drunk guy on their floor. We cracked up, apologized profusely and dragged his dumb ass out lol.

[@Vittrich]

I read some stories here and i sincerly have to ask: WHY TF is it so easy to enter foreign property in the US? A SWAT Unit would have problems to crack open my front door without explosives, because it weights 55 kg and has three 6mm steelplates in it and thats just a normal door around here nothing fancy or protective lol

[@jordan9604]

​@@VittrichMy screen door is made of... well, screen. The next door is very sturdy, but always unlocked. Welcome to small town living. 😊

[@EchoBravo370]

Gonna be honest, as a sheila, if I live alone and I find a strange man sleeping in my bed, I'm calling the cops. Sheilas have to get gnarly.