"Why tho? WHY THO!?" - Destination F (Vol. 28)

[@ozzymanreviews]

Get ya coaster + free Destination F’d sticker packs here: ozzymanshop.com cheers!! P.S The pizza store owner Paul confirmed with me in email he gave the bloke a free pizza ay. It ended well and he essentially got out of destination farked in that particular instance 🍻

[@kurdeeldereaux4140]

1:54 this in my country Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹 😂😂

[@AMPdphoto]

I just spent 3 minutes watching the last 37 sell out and it felt weirdly good. Congrats on being so popular ya champion

[@rawberto8282]

Minima, Maxima, Noche 😍

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

@@kurdeeldereaux4140 Well which one is it Trinidad or Tobago? (j/k).

[@Ra7111]

I like you even though you don't stand up for conservative values like I know you have. You're just making money and I respect that

[@paulroberts3639]

The dude with the pizza. That kind of shit only happens when you are down to your last few $$ and you can’t buy another one.

[@e-ben616]

Ahh my friend. Let me introduce you to Finagle's Law: An adage which states that if anything can go wrong, then it will go wrong. Usually at the worst possible moment.

[@janemillerick9614]

thought the same. and he was Hungry for Pizza, damn it and he gave zero fucks re opinions. he was going to eat what he could salvage!

[@TheLeeBonner]

Also known as Sod’s Law, Murphy’s Law and Melody’s law as well. Where I’m from in Scotland we call it Sod’s Law but all mean the same thing. It’s more meant to remind you to take measures to ensure things go smoothly otherwise anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Then you’ll likely hear ‘Aw for fuck sake! Typical! Sod’s Law!’

[@dangerousdays2052]

Nothing good ever happens in this timeline

[@isserkamajaya9625]

And it's pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

[@s3dchr]

2:28 Kid's first reaction being "ARE YOU OK?", that's a good kid.

[@suchnothing]

That guy also screamed like he died 😆 but yeah nah, that kid was really sweet.

[@stat1865]

The kid was talking to the cake 🎂

[@s3dchr]

@@stat1865 Lol.

[@pistonburner6448]

He obviously knew his dad is a snowflake

[@johnwking29]

I broke my ankle

[@SlyRoapa]

"I broke the cake. I broke my ankle." Good to see he has his priorities in order.

[@michaelg1678]

I guess his wife made the cake so his priorities are just fine..

[@pistonburner6448]

@@michaelg1678 But his mother made his ankle so...

[@Imnotplayinganymore]

My thought exactly. You beat me by 2 hrs lol.

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

😂😂😂

[@fredsmith9714]

​@@pistonburner6448 oh! So true. But he is able to walk back inside so good news, the ankle isn't broken. Bad news, the ligaments are probably torn and a sprain hurts more and can take much longer to heal. His foot is going to be in a medical boot for weeks. Tough luck, but no cursing! Good dad around the young child

[@characterstrength]

That pizza was a tragedy

[@DudeitsVero]

Pity 🙏🤕

[@GIBBO4182]

Can’t help think it was his own fault though…surely he could feel the strength of the wind when he was opening the door!? 😂

[@philcorrigan5641]

@@GIBBO4182 definitely his fault, he wasn’t even holding onto it, just balancing it on his hand 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Panhead49EL]

I have felt his pain. I caught the edge of the box on the door exiting the pizza shop and down it went. The horror. The horror.

[@Ard-mhacha-abu]

Fair Dinkum to the pizza guy that replaced it though. Top man 🙂

[@themydlman8209]

“Imagine walking with that little smile while you are packing that much heat down there, Crickey!” -Ozzy Man Made me burst out laughing well done. 😂

[@htcc69]

That bull said “here I’ll help you back into your seat” 😂

[@leslieberwick7315]

The FedEx lady was fed up !😅

[@graeme9679]

With an attitude like his, he deserved to go out of his own way to get his parcel.

[@MrYfrank14]

Out of all the times the postal service or FEDEX or UPS knocked on my door, it never once occurred to me to ask what they wanted. Maybe it is just me, but I always assumed UPS wasn't selling life insurance or vacuum cleaners.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Yeah, the guy getting super aggressive about a package delivery deserved the Fed Ex driver driving away. If the package isn't yours, do the honorable thing and say so. And if it is yours, don't be a smartass about it. Most deliveries will give you an email with a tracking number anyways but you can go one step further and sign up directly with UPS, USPS, and Fed Ex to always be notified of packages arriving to your address, even if you didn't order the item (like when my workplace ordered me a new headset). It's free and I especially like the version with USPS as it scans an image of the mail. Now I know when I actually need to check the mail as most days I'm just getting spam. No need to make the steep trip to my mailbox except to clear it out every other week.

[@jolttsp]

FedEx person helped society on that day

[@wildnfree101]

The runner with the V for victory sign is hilarious.

[@erikdeeNOSPELLSNO]

You must admit he was lucky enough to be ABLE to run

[@minski76]

Bad winners are the only thing worse than bad losers. Nothing more satisfying than seeing as jerk who thinks he won fail spectacularly.

[@SMTRodent]

Instant karma

[@erikdeeNOSPELLSNO]

@@minski76 No, seeing a CHEATER get exposed is FAR more gratifying! 2024

[@captainbigos9267]

I think it was meant as a 2, as in "you're #2", rather than a V

[@deborahcornell171]

I feel for the first guy. I once did battle with the wind from atop a high, narrow back porch while wearing a full length gown. The turbo strength gust of wind turned my skirt into a sail & caused me to inadvertently & unwilling parachute off said porch. NOW I can laugh about it.🤗🤣😭

[@butchershoppequartet8690]

I'd love to have seen that.

[@sjnix7044]

But did you stick the landing? Destination PERFECT or destination FUCKED?

[@77thTrombone]

Engineeringwise: Center of Pressure being lower than Center of Gravity is an inherently unstable condition. Normal-Person-wise: By all rights, you should've gone ass over teakettle. Either way, you could've broken your neck! Glad you lived to laugh about it!

[@susanmercurio1060]

Whaaat??

[@Yvolve]

Moral of the story: wear pants when it is windy.

[@AsianRizzDog]

Pizza guy: Pizza blows out of his hand and gets smothered on the ground Also pizza guy: eh, 30 second rule

[@chrise842]

Eh, make it a 35 seconds rule! 😂

[@kieronmckay4276]

Only has some gravel and dirt on it. Let’s be real, I’ve eaten worse.

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

That runner wasn't celebrating too early, he was saying "peace out fellas, I'm on a one way trip to destination fucked!"

[@tetsushatarii2108]

The clover at the end though 😂 The innocence of children LOL

[@SMTRodent]

I couldn't see what was wrong with it for far, far too long, though

[@mahnamahna3252]

Nothing wrong Just absolutely hilarious!

[@susanmercurio1060]

I couldn't see it, either.

[@samurijder9550]

1. I broke the cake. 2. I think I broke my ankle.. That dude's got his priorities straight Cheers from the Netherlands

[@SMTRodent]

I agree. The ankle will heal mostly on its own but it's going to take a lot of time and trouble to replace the cake.

[@alessandrozuffi5068]

"Fed-ex?" "No, it's Fed-up for you, mister!" well done lady, well done.

[@bartoszjankowiak3157]

Or Fed-exit...

[@u13erfitz]

Honestly there is also the issue that guy was delaying stating they known this Ian. What if that package was stolen with someone credit card info or it’s a wrong address?

[@__G___]

That fed ex guy should be fired. Do the job you're paid to do, he isn't getting paid to have an attitude of a toddler

[@bossmare1480]

OMG that goof running the race just got "Destination Karma". I can imagine the laughing face on the kid who whipped ✌️buddy's arse. 😂😂😂 See ya..... 🤣😂🇨🇦😎

[@fvckinfool101]

“I broke the cake” 😂😂😂 Slowest fall ever

[@dwightschrute7021]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@iamjustjudy]

I feel so bad for the guy with the pizza. Maybe that was all the money he had. I can't laugh at that, it broke my heart. If I was there I would have bought him another pizza.

[@SalemArc]

Same. I'm glad they said the owner gave him another one. The ingredients are only worth about 30¢ in the end. All the rest of the expenses comes from energy to cook it and manpower to make it.

[@dangerousdays2052]

suicide pezza

[@chrise842]

​@@SalemArc still someone has to foot the bill for energy and manpower! Thank the godless ecofascists for those prices.

[@soulassassin0g]

He got another for free apparently but yeah I would still buy him a new one either way.

[@Emma-zm7zb]

I know, he seemed so sad. Literally tears in my eyes right now.

[@Martyn_Lawson]

I'm totally on side with the fed ex driver. I deliver to people all the time, if someone spoke to me like that, I'd do the same. Well done

[@Emira_75]

If you hit someone with a "what do you want", you better have a good fckn reason for being so disrespectful

[@edmis90]

Seems to me like both sides can have bad days or moods, and both sides think they're the only ones - the only difference is that one side _has_ to go interact with the other. A lot. Daily. There are no sides. Just people.

[@s3dchr]

@@edmis90 That. With that said, in that instance, I'm still with the Fed Ex lady.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

How much you wanna bet he uploaded that video with a description like "Can you believe this delivery driver" and then every comment was how much of an ass he is

[@KNYD]

@@s3dchr Especially since he could see her. What did he think a fed ex employee with parcel at his doorstep would want? Talk about the bible?

[@aTuberYou]

I love how the dad said that he broke the cake before he says that his ankle might be broken 😂 Probably a strat to defuse a difficult situation with the missus

[@GIBBO4182]

0:49 not the first time someone has been given a free ride to destination f’ed by a bull! Won’t be the last! 😂 🐮💥

[@mickymac6571]

Bull Vs man is always going to end one way...😎

[@miketeabag6501]

Cutting from terrifying flying trye to undelivered parcel was a stroke of genius 😂

[@tekarock]

Absolutely love the GF reaction 2:21 👏🏻👏🏻 She doesn’t know if she should laugh or hide! 😀😀

[@davidmc8475]

He wasn't getting any that night after that performance. 😎

[@ameliam7898]

Def both lol!

[@notahotshot]

​@@davidmc8475 pity sex is a thing, and it's still sex.

[@airspace4337]

Ozzy you are the only bloke who makes me proper giggle. Many thanks to you Sir.

[@johnymutton]

That's fair dinkum

[@hulkslayer626]

That guy deserved a free replacement pizza simply because he didn't walk back in the store and angrily demand a new pizza like it was somehow their fault! Seen people do that before... the entitlement is ridiculous!

[@janemillerick9614]

so true!!

[@rodneymartin6154]

Saw a grown woman lose her shit over a cupcake that fell out of her hand as she was walking to her car. She stormed in demanding a replacement. I wanted to give a reward to the girl behind the counter that told her "Sorry, you're the only one this week that's done that" - golden!

[@DaTimmeh]

Having dropped stuff like this, if you go back inside with a friendly, apologetic attitude, employees tend to be more than happy to give you a second one. Treat people like human beings, and they’ll usually act like one too.

[@dininelbourne]

@@DaTimmeh, exactly. Just go back in ready to pay for another and more often than not in my experience they'll comp you.

[@indianadave8881]

I've gone back in restaraunts for a new drink after my cup collapsed, and they gave me a new one... I've also had a kid drop her ice cream when she tripped over a crack in the sidewalk a block away from the ice cream shop. I was prepared to buy another, but when they saw her sad face and heard what happened, they insisted on just giving her a new one. I honestly think most places are like this. Good PR is worth more than a couple bucks. Karma and all that.

[@gerardroll6468]

“The Destination FUCKED anthology” returns… LONG may it live on ☝️😆👍

[@mindtreat]

The way that dude sat down and ate his pizza is actually motivational. No matter how down and out you might feel like, just remember that this guy had that day.

[@johndoe6032]

I’m 100% for the delivery person’s response. Act like a duck, get treated like a duck.

[@geodude7116]

A duck? 😅

[@ScreamingScallop]

@@geodude7116 Turn the d into an f

[@elinebuis5751]

no way. its her job to deliver parcels. okay then deliver 🙄

[@Vik1919]

​​@@elinebuis5751 Yeah, if you can't deliver parcels just because you are too soft to be offended by two questions that aren't even remotely insulting then you shouldn't be delivering. If the person was actually insulting them, then it would have been appropriate but sometimes people are a little dumb dumb, doesn't mean they are being rude. Of course he should have asked them in a better way but still, both were wrong here.

[@arohk1579]

@@Vik1919 well if one is so stupid they can't see the delivery truck or the delivery person while watching the doorbell camera then they deserve what they get. If he wasn't watching then what is the point of having a doorbell camera in the first place.

[@Emma-zm7zb]

Aww the child who immediately asked if his father was okay when he fell. How adorable 😍

[@ramachandra776]

I thought the cut out looked cute and was wondering why Ozzyman called the guy nincompoop till a few seconds later . 😊

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

Yeah, I admit I was slow on the uptake at first. 😆

[@AmyThePsychoPharmacist]

Whoever sent you that craft is really creative and has a great sense of humor. 🤣

[@ryanwatterson4038]

That's a 20 quid pizza here in the UK, understandable

[@rsoul7282]

Sucked in. Your benighted island is pretty much populated by clones of Oliver Twist now.

[@SlaterGator]

@@rsoul7282 yikes.

[@janemillerick9614]

here in nyc a small pie (plain) averages around $20. that’s what they call a personal size pie…

[@suchnothing]

@@janemillerick9614 you need Pizza Pizza lol. In Toronto, you can get a plain medium pie for about $10. Start adding toppings and the price jumps though. They also have single slices (which are huge, it's more like 2 slices) for about $5. And that's Canadian dollars, so it's even cheaper than you're thinking if your brain is working in USD.

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

Why does anyone pay so much for what is basically cheese on toast ?

[@arnierhannz8927]

1:24 Now I understand why delivery driver in America just throw packages on the front of the house lol

[@joeg5414]

I was a carrier for the post office for a couple of years in Denver. It gets old. People are a pain. I'd always knock if I was leaving a package, but i'd knock and gtfo. Not awaiting around to make sure someone gets it and risk dealing with some crackhead mad that I knocked on his door. The worst was angry lady mad when you knocked and woke the baby up. put a note on the door if you don't want someone to knock.

[@dr.a006]

“Some poor bastards just can’t avoid being a magnet for shitfuckery” 😂 -Ozzyman

[@mohammadothman5287]

They only know failure

[@phasm42]

The FedEx one, instant karma 😅

[@kelseystrouse954]

Thus had a lot of great stuff but the clover with the smile in the end pushed me over the edge. I literally had people looking at me like I'd lost my mind. 😁😆😅🤣😂🤪

[@MeZpatriot5O]

"A magnet for shit-fuckery" is my life...😔

[@Repugnantone]

Too close to home.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

ouch, that one hurt

[@susanmercurio1060]

Mine too. I once read an article in The New Yorker about a corporation called "Annoy Charles, Inc." According to the author, there was a company out there whose job it was to screw up his life. Apparently they could also determine his future because they would set up little traps for him to fall into. I figured that there was a similar company called "Annoy Susan, Inc." Later I learned that The New Yorker is supposed to be a humor magazine.

[@NibNa5ty]

100% on the side of the fedex driver. You order a laptop and know you have to sign for it, yet act like that.

[@Vik1919]

What if it wasn't his laptop? Never jump to conclusions.

[@pawdaypay]

@@Vik1919 yep, he definitely jumped to conclusions by asking the fed ex driver what did she want. Asking the obvious, could've been a little polite about it.

[@powertothesheeple5422]

Dude has a ring doorbell, can see the truck in the street and the driver with the uniform. Must be a special kind of stupid to ask "what do you want".

[@cowofthemonth]

@@__G___ Goddam did you miss any comments to reply to with that same bs

[@bajirot]

That was indeed more brutal than a physical injury for an opening

[@Steve-qy6yk]

FedEx lady you speak for us all😄

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

Exactly what I was thinking. 😁 You just know that the customer put a complaint in, with a few embellishments like how the driver was VERY rude & any other trumped up charge(s) that they can dream of.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How they were obvious racist...

[@Matt_Alaric]

The kid asking if dad was ok was the wholesome ending this video deserved.

[@justinmitchell2164]

Yeah, that's sweet. I know he was flustered, but I would have liked to see him acknowledge and appreciate the caring of his child. Maybe he did later. 😊

[@Matt_Alaric]

@@justinmitchell2164 Hopefully!

[@TheWoollyFrog]

Your pic is awful

[@wolfinndnclothing]

Legend has it Ian is still yelling "HEY!!!!" through his ring cam.

[@robb7748]

Fed-Ex drivers are told to walk away from aggressive customers. Well done to her 👏

[@MarkJoseph81]

Really?

[@MariAnKenobi]

Postal carriers too. You’d be surprised how many postal and parcel carriers get shot every year just doing their jobs.

[@ryanwatterson4038]

Cept when they complain

[@RamboOnYaMom]

She walked away from a camera not a person, and he didn’t seem aggressive to me?

[@pal5683]

I'd like to say I wouldn't eat pizza I dropped on the ground but the truth is I'd have to do the math first; specifically how hungry am I/how broke am I today.

[@grndkntrl]

.... also how much booze was probably already consumed beforehand!

[@tobarstep]

FedEx driver wasn't having that troll's bs. "Whadda you want?", he says, as he's looking at her through the doorbell camera and can clearly see who she is and what she "wants".

[@johndoe6032]

He should consider himself lucky she even bothered to knock. I can’t remember the last time a delivery person bothered to knock for a delivery. These days you’re lucky if they don’t try too Hail Mary it from the curb. People keep says she’ll be in trouble but really she’s delivery driver of the year.

[@LindaC616]

​@@johndoe6032probably required a signature. Otherwise she would have left it

[@johndoe6032]

@@LindaC616 so he orders a package, makes it signature required, but still chooses to answer the door with a lot of attitude and an idiotic question when he can clearly see what she wants. Screw that guy.

[@LindaC616]

@@johndoe6032 yep!

[@schmidt640]

The first guy eating the pizza that was blown by the wind was legendary. Good for him. He's kinda famous now so it all worked out.

[@chrise842]

Didn't work out because he probably doesn't even own a YT channel

[@vasilikidimitrakopoulos1289]

The runner acting cocky - what beautiful karma 😂👌

[@Tompeteux]

We need another TIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!! compilation. 👍

[@muidunnabi605]

2:55 ... You broke me there Man!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alex-gb1cx]

Maximum respect to the Fed Ex driver, that's the exact reaction any nice normal person should have

[@robertespinoza5958]

Lol as someone who's been watching loads of baseball and can't catch worth a damn I feel that guys pain lol at least he had 3 balls hit toward him xD absolute trooper

[@DaTimmeh]

I mean, if he catches the ball, he’s one of thousands of people. Him missing 3 times? Now that’s something new!

[@rc7084]

We need a "People Fucked up by Bulls - Part 3", Uncle Ozzy Man. The clip at 0:50 made me nostalgic ;-;

[@SMaamri78]

Those are the videos that introduced me to Ozzy Man!

[@courtneyroberts84]

Ian can definitely take a one way trip to fucksville. I’m glad the FedEx driver walked off. That attitude was so uncalled for.

[@iamsherlocked345]

Yep not the time to be a dick

[@Katielovegood44]

True brit. Worried about the union flag cake before his ankle haha

[@mrquirky3626]

A true legend always cares more about ruining cake than ruining their ankle.

[@Hahahahaaahaahaa]

That old man eating his sidewalk pizza on the curb is a new kind of sadness I haven't had before.

[@arimarianne7528]

1:26 Well, if you mess with the people who serve you, you might just get the kind of service you’re asking for 😅

[@Altair885]

The fed ex driver had me rolling! It was the guys realisation that he'd done himself out of not having to go and get the parcel himself. You could almost hear him thinking 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please don't leave' 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[@RamboOnYaMom]

Lmao guess what, the driver actually got fired!! And for good cause

[@Altair885]

@@RamboOnYaMom Pretty sure she doesn't give a 💩. Nobody does that job for long anyway!

[@RamboOnYaMom]

@@Altair885 there’s people that do those jobs for years lmao, she probably wouldn’t care in the moment but when she can’t keep a job cause her shitty attitude she will

[@tmichaelthrose5634]

Did she actually or are you assuming? Unless she’s done that a lot you’d think they’d give her a warning. The guy was being a dick and I generally assume a delivery person might be on a tight schedule or otherwise in rush whatever they’re delivering. He was wasting her time.

[@korndoggs]

Yup, the runner w/ the victory sign was definitely the greatest internet video ever!

[@sweatyjaguar]

That shamrock gotta sham🐓 lmao😂

[@fobbitoperator3620]

"While you're packing that much heat down there." That shamrock was LIT!!!

[@halt1931]

the fedex driver was completely in the right, honestly

[@Repugnantone]

Yeah that idiot deserved to go to the parcel depot to pick his package up.

[@nate-404]

I agree. Too many things to deliver every day to put up with that.

[@Vik1919]

You people are too soft and have no social skills.

[@piratehunter3208]

I’d still “wack” it on the fridge…. Lmao

[@fst-timer7107]

Totally endorse the FedEx driver. That kid at the end was golden! Hadn't even turned round and assessed the situation before he turned his GivashitO meter up to 11.

[@SunflowerSunflower101]

2:50 reminds me of a dirty joke I overheard my dad tell his friend when I was really young - "You wanna know how I make my --- 10" long? Fold it over twice!" As a little girl, I had no idea what he was talking about - but that joke seared into my memory because how much they both laughed afterward. My dad was full of DRY wit & always told a joke or pulled a prank totally straight-faced - which I didn't appreciate until much older in life - so to hear him have a big belly laugh was rare. I cherished that joke & watching Jonathan Winters with him - the only times he really laughed out loud.

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

Good on that Pizza man for giving the OG another Pizza. You should have found out the name of the shop to give it a bump.

[@chrise842]

Exactly!

[@sidwainhouse]

I am so happy the bull got some payback, we need more things like this.

[@fluffstuffpootiebean1688]

The package dude deserved that...I hope they give the FedEx driver a raise

[@MartinMaat]

Respect to the pizza guy. No wind or pavement is gonna spoil his dinner. Check-mate pavement!

[@akasachin]

The first dude knows the value of food. I suppose

[@Athandatu]

Hell yeah!! I appreciate that fedex delivery person. Well done!

[@Kerbal_fever]

That tyre, Ozzyman sure does know how to edit

[@janemillerick9614]

that one got me; happened to a friend (airbag so her injury was some kind of back/ neck thing she feels decades later. wasn’t a tire; it was a (these things are sizable) wild Turkey that flew right into her path/ highway. not amusing what happened to her, bodywork on that car but oh.. thinking of how that had to have looked!!

[@yingle6027]

That guy uploaded the fed ex clip thinking he would get sympathy from everyone, but the opposite happened 🤣

[@confusingpramamedic2237]

that runner lmao

[@alexontheedge]

I love the kid at 02:30! He didn't give a fig about the cake. The first thing he asked was, "Are you okay?!" Bless his little cotton socks! And good on 'im! It sounded like the guy maybe DID break his ankle. Oops.

[@J2982able]

There is a reason that shamrock is so happy. His S/O is even more-so.

[@gumz4183]

The runner is misunderstood, he was just like "Peace I'm out ✌️"

[@reheatthepasta9545]

Well that was an interesting way to start the morning lol

[@bobbymcquoid6791]

Pizza guy is a legend .. doesnt even knock the dirt off sits down starts eating .. laughs in the face of destination F .. 🤙

[@michaellowry5441]

That FEDEX delivery was a Dell box that strongly resembled a laptop. Drag your ass down to the FEDEX office if you want game on your new computer!!

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

Always be nice to the people that deliver stuff to you, they know where you live.

[@evilspyke5760]

when i was a manager at a pizza place over 100 years ago, a lady dropped her pizza and she looked so upset. i rushed out there and just laughed in her face and said "sucks to be you." just kidding, i gave her another pizza without hesitation.

[@jtb2586]

1:43 I dont blame the delivery person, what a horible way of asking who is knocking at the door.

[@HD-ww4je]

I personally didn't like fedex up to now. That driver is awesome and cleaned the slate for the whole company. Loved it! Loved it!

[@kabal28]

I want to give that fed ex driver major props lol

[@singenstattatmen5096]

So glad FedEx lady said fuck it and left. Just cause you're sitting on your ass at home and have time for this shit, doesn't mean you get to waste somebody else's time.

[@1978sjt]

especially when you are expected to do a delivery (literally) every 5 mins.

[@TheWPhilosopher]

​@@1978sjt exactly. That's what these ahats pissing about don't get. She's literally on the clock and any wasted time is screwing with her day.

[@joshbrobud8358]

FedEx driver for the win. Pizza guy was cool. Cleaned up the pizza off the ground and ate maybe the only slice that was clean.

[@deancronin6934]

“Shamrock Sean, how’s she hanging?” “Ah just a wee bit to the left to be sure.”

[@erinrising2799]

100% agree with the FedEx employee, like they are on a tight schedule and don't have time for the back and forth BS

[@ChicCanyon]

USPS is on a tight schedule. Fedex is paid by the stop.

[@mundanestuff]

"I'd still whack it on the fridge tho..." PHRASING LOL

[@Wolfe-xz6tr]

I knew bulls were powerful, but it lifted that heffalump as though she weren’t at all filled with 20 years worth of wind-pizza.

[@evettc7887]

Perfect response from the FedEx driver, I felt bad for the guy with the pizza. Sometimes, that's your only food options, and you can't afford another one.

[@Vik1919]

Yes, putting your job at risk just because you are too soft to get offended by two questions that aren't even remotely insulting is a perfect response. Both had bad social skills and everyone defending the driver probably does too.

[@abraham2217]

@@Vik1919you probably have good social skills then?you call others soft while acknowledging that the the reciever has weak social skills. Make up your mind!

[@mehakraina9663]

The tyres are getting more lethal day by day😂

[@l.s1103]

Whats with the attitude towards to FedEx driver, all he had to say was hi whats up or even just hi, I'd do the exact same thing the FedEx driver did if i was delivering someone's parcel and all i get is what do you want with that attitude, the guy needs to learn some manners

[@longlivebeans]

“You can come pick it up” was legendary

[@johnnyhardinjr5042]

Love this series!

[@creatrixZBD]

2:49 you’d “whack it on the fridge, ehhh?” 😂

[@TastierBackInThe80s]

The guy more worried about the cake being broken than his ankle. Time for the hospital and lay down. Mid-strength optional.

[@randeraad]

"Are you okay?" That's a very considerate young man!